hello, this is dwight schrute from the dunder mifflin paper company. great 'cause i need paper. excellent, then you are in luck because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything. wow, this is my lucky day. [whispering] ask him his name. what is your name, sir? i am bill buttlicker. really? that's your real name? how dare you? my family built this country, by the way! be respectful, dwight. yes, michael. would you hold on one second? that's my other line. what? no--but i-- hello. [chuckles] yeah. no, i'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. he's so dumb. i'm probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. yeah, okay. it's up to you to change his mind. sorry. that was a family emergency. oh, no. what's wrong? you know what, that's private. boundaries, dwight. come on! i'm sorry, mr. buttlicker. as i was saying, we're having a limited-- sorry, you're gonna have to speak up a little bit louder. i'm hard of hearing. he's hard of-- he's an old man, let's go. okay, as i was saying, right now we are having-- you're go

hello, this is dwight schrute calling from dunder mifflin, and according to our records, you appear to be low on office supplies. (dwight) okay, sure, i can take care of that right now don't sell your implants, please. i'm keeping them. i know you like them. they're kind of uncomfortable though. it's nice though. looks cute. kind of painful and my nipples aren't as sensitive now. looks cute though. >> announcer: from the most trusted journalists at comedy central, and actually live special report. "the daily show" presents "indecision 2024": the republican national convention, donald trump fists america, with your host, jordan klepper! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show." i am jordan klepper and we are live, everybody! [cheers and applause] while they are wrapping up the republican national convention as we speak, the excitement is palpable. or is that the soul shaking fear? they feel eerily similar. and if that wasn't enough news to cover in a day, there is another gigantic story brewing. keep your news alerts on because the democrats might be recasting a