. - jarvis, what have we got on an eric cartman? any files on eric cartman?eed to change his status to ripped and sweet. excuse me. excuse me! there's a very important threat to national security. we need to change eric cartman's status. - and that's when i masturbated to game of thrones. i know it was wrong to masturbate, and i know it was especially wrong to masturbate while on duty. - what the-- why do these people keep coming here? - but i am done forever with game of thrones. forever! - next please! [bell rings] - thank you! all: yay! - congratulations, brother! how do you feel? - i--i feel really good! [all cheering] - wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun. - i can't think of anywhere i'd rather be then at the dmv with all you wonderful people. now let's all pledge allegiance. i pledge allegiance... all: to the flag... - what the hell is going on here? this is the dmv. there will be no joy here. - uh, people keep showing up and telling us what they did wrong. - hey, i'm just trying to renew my license. how much longer i got to wait?