you find this funny, galtman?! what'd i do? oh, god! don't worry. my parents are very okay and cool with us. who the hell is that? yeah, sure, everyone gang up on the neanderthal! isn't it funny?! randy, you must face who you are. stop pretending, randy. for once, just allow yourself to feel. [ sighs ] you're right. you're right. it's only now, when everyone's being so indigenous to me, that i realize how indigenous i've been acting all along. i thought being a victim would solve all my problems. but being a victim has a downside, too. mr. galtman, i haven't been honest. it's time for us all to be honest. what is a holiday? it's a day off work, yes, a day off school. but holidays are also meant to be a time to reflect. today, i'm happy to announce that the school calendar committee is reinstating the day off. [ cheers and applause ] but instead of glorifying anyone, let us make it a holiday about the negative feelings that we all sometimes feel, say what we're really thinking so we can move on. and so, the second monday of octo