greg.ssay biden when the calvary comes? with three presidents there with a combined years of service of the law. >> there raising money with the photographs of the president because bill is there, have to give everyone a discount. and i do appreciate the fact that there's always the most odious people are also the most oblivious to the suffering of others and to their awfulness. and when people who are hicks in the haiti seeds and the rednecks that they despise but what we do have is the ability to pick off -- pick up on our own pit seen as literally baby white but also figuratively to know when you're annoying on paper as you have friends around you and someone tell me there behind me and that's part of it. >> greg: maybe having a stroke? i just realized all of those people we're there because of one person and it wasn't biden but it was trump and there was one person who wasn't there because of trump. it is hillary clinton. true. mind blown. >> greg: you guys are a little slow today. alri

greg.ll essay biden when the calvary comes? with three presidents there with a combined years of service of the law. >> there raising money with the photographs of the president because bill is there, have to give everyone a discount. and i do appreciate the fact that there's always the most odious people are also the most oblivious to the suffering of others and to their awfulness. and when people who are hicks in the haiti seeds and the rednecks that they despise but what we do have is the ability to pick off -- pick up on our own pit seen as literally baby white but also figuratively to know when you're annoying on paper as you have friends around you and someone tell me there behind me and that's part of it. >> greg: maybe having a stroke? i just realized all of those people we're there because of one person and it wasn't biden but it was trump and there was one person who wasn't there because of trump. it is hillary clinton. true. mind blown. >> greg: you guys are a little slow today.

>> greg: are the out-of-control? >> the out-of-control! >> greg: in what way?'ve been fed a diet of gold -- your power and -- it's like being on uppers and downers at the same time and these woman here are great by there on fire, greg, admitted. women are on fire, we are -- just any woman around here just take a look at them, do they look like they're afraid of anyone? no. >> greg: the confident. >> there living it up. completely go to her that, you know, the big creek out over the -- woman came out and said sorry not sorry. i'm so tired of saying sorry. it's like when you say sorry -- i'm not going to just for being a woman in the workforce and it's like i never heard you apologize. [laughter] ever haven't heard a woman of all distance -- through that hat up in the air. >> greg: that's how old he is doing even audience and get that reference. [laughter] yeah, minneapolis that when that city mattered. charlie okay. as a woman. >> yes. >> greg: are you say you are. >> promise before what is your take on this analysis? >> well i think that like you had mentioned

>> greg: were you really 0-12?dn't come close to the 130 you are now. >> greg: we should spar a little bit later. same park. kat, he should have just peed in the pool as a sign of protest. >> kat: they probably all do. >> greg: that's a myth, it doesn't change colors. i was the brave one to test that out. >> kat: also he took the medal away from the kid because he can't celebrate the middle he didn't win, and even he is sayig "i don't want this. this isn't mine." is so ridiculous. he didn't disturb anybody. why can't people just be cool? >> greg: yeah. mm-hmm. why can't people just be cool? i think martin luther king said that. [laughter] and on the last day of black history month! [laughter and applause] >> tyrus: how fitting that once again the white man stole something cool from us. congratulations. >> joe: but it was a swimming event... [audience reacts] >> tyrus: thank you! it's okay, because puerto ricans are proof that we swim. [laughter] >> greg: i don't get it, but i support it! >> tyrus: listen, he 1000%

. >> greg: really?ed in maybe two generations ago, maybe six or seven or eight. when they were fishing in norway. >> greg: when you meet them -- >> sandra: are you norwegian? >> pete: 100%. >> greg: the cool things you have. >> pete: you get to bring stuff to the past? that's even better. >> harold: i'm going forward. >> greg: me too. >> harold: i would love to see -- this is crazy to be saying -- my grandkids and great grandkids. >> pete: what if it's a disaster? >> greg: you can always stop it. [laughter] judge? >> jeanine: i would want to go backwards but not that far backwards. it has to be heat, air-conditioning, but i don't want to go forward because i won't know like, say, for example, they have a ip it i wouldn't know, they could be laughing at me and i wouldn't know it. >> greg: here is why i wouldn't go backward. because i am alive right now. i go back and beat meet my ancestors and they go oh, my god, we need to make sure this thing doesn't come onto the planet. it becomes a story that is pas

greg is next and we will see you back here tomorrow. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: all right thank you, thank you. thank you, sir. so happy, february 29th. it's a date that only happens once every four years. he reminds me to change my sheets [laughter] it's often said that life is like a crap sandwich. the more bread you have, the less crap you've got to eat. but in gavin gavin newsom california, they mean it literally. they mandated a higher minimum wage for fast food restaurants, raising it from $16 to $20 an hour. but it offers an odd exemption for chains that bake bread and sell it as a stand-alone item. why? what difference does that make? why shouldn't a restaurant/bakery be subject to the same laws as everybody else? is the baker's union that powerful? if you cross them, lee lined up with the pillsbury dough boy's head in your bed? no one will say. but according to a new "bloomberg news" report, newsome pushed for the bread exemption to help a long time campaign donor, billionaire greg flynn, who happens to own a bunch of panera breads. i know! you know panera. it's a

learn how abbvie could help you save. >> greg: let me explain this story to you. >> go ahead. >> gregsco ordering businesses that install large medal planters that are there to deter homeless encampments to either remove them within 30 days or be fined because homeless advocates call these planters hostile architecture. as opposed to say the homeless that are there shooting up and taking a [ bleep ] on your door >> like the bombs were you can't lay on the bench? >> but just planters. >> let me use the wisdom of solomon to say you're both wrong, planters, no, toilets, that's not hospital he should have put them a long time ago. it will probably help grow something because there's can be human sized logs and those planters. this is the best thing it's ever happened to the homeless there. >> greg: is not fared the city will find a business for doing what the job that the city itself won't do. >> they're giving you 30 days to correct okay? that's plenty of time to move to beautiful wisconsin. >> greg: true. >> texas lovely this time of year, if they are literally telling you because here'

>> you do. >> greg: i know.t extinct willie mast mast is almost been revived using it by using cells from the distant cousin. >> greg: we apologize to the wooly mammoth. >>> the newest hero is an animated turd speaking of animated turds we didn't even write a punchline. >>> a spring breaker admitted to cocaine use on fox and friends and her friends and family were outraged. that she appeared on fox and friends. >>> a chuck norris turned 84 this week celebrating the kicking the crap out of his water aerobics class. front lien airlines will allow them to pay extra they call it standing. >>> americans are wary of tipping glad i never started says 1 man. >>> oakland taco bell's closing diving meet -- dining rooms over crime you can buy the food but enjoy your diarrhea in the car. >>> terrorists using fake ids the cost of border have raised red flags for the fbi director. worried they might sneak into r-rated movies. >> it was there. >>> hillary clinton charging $5000 i headed to attained a fundraiser they are asked

[applause] >> greg: yeah. yeah.ay that many words without having to call hunter's dealer again, so instead, biden groveled. >> president biden: i'm not going to treat any of these people with this respect. look, they built the country. the reason our economy is growing. we have to control the border and we're -- more orderly and slow but i don't -- >> so you regret using the word? >> president biden: yeah. >> greg: what is he talking about? illegal immigrants built this country? is he talking about slavery? no wonder he hung out with robert byrd. [laughter] >> greg: maybe human immigration? but this is illegal immigration. it's not about that hard-working shopkeeper from sicily who came through on ellis island waited in line and did what the law ask. were talking about and heinous/who murdered a girl and yet the dems just cream "but we are nation of immigrants! " but the southern and border -- remember when you could refer to them as illegal aliens? noncitizens within the border illegally, is literally what those wo

thank you. [ chanting ] >> greg: while. competing "greg's." happy monday, everyone.et started. march is women's history month. yeah. [ cheering ] will we -- the conservation the woman in history as if there ever let us forget. [ laughter ] harbour university poll shows donald trump with his six-point lead over joe bi biden. meanwhile a yale university poll shows joe biden with a six-point lead over hemorrhoids. [ laughter ] the cdc is no longer recommending that americans steal her testing positive for covid-19. anthony rota cannot be reached for comment as he is busy looking for his lost ring. [ laughter ] academics at the university of kent have just relieved a groundbreaking study that debunks a woman per -- preferreds will -- turns out the optimal length is just didn't see men or women, you know? disgusting. irritated prison guard from wisconsin has made a world michael -- 34,000 big macs. are some people call it marianne williamson has an suspended her presidential complain seeing more people -- she could win it more people -- she's added a second ouija board. [

>> greg: glad we settled that.o of child bank robbers double the little rascals were arrested in houston, authorities found them by following a trail of snot and cheerios. airline ceos are planning to meet with the disaster prone boeing to discuss production problems. here they are arriving. [ laughter ] to comply with the new state law, of the 40 police are posting photos of suspects with lego heads to protect their identities kamala harris is a very helpful if you already look like a lego. [ laughter ] i'll get a call tomorrow. what are you saying, i look like a lego? a study from south korea says woman with long hair have more sex than short haired woman. experts in america are calling it the randy weingarten effect? is equal to betelgeuse is in the works, this time alec baldwin is not entered because he was not comfortable with their shooting schedule. a couple in brazil pays their gym extra to let them work out naked? hey, if i wanted to see two naked people exercise at which is set up two mirrors. [ laughter

>> greg: glad we settled that.of child bank robbers double the little rascals were arrested in houston, authorities found them by following a trail of snot and cheerios. airline ceos are planning to meet with the disaster prone boeing to discuss production problems. here they are arriving. [ laughter ] to comply with the new state law, of the 40 police are posting photos of suspects with lego heads to protect their identities kamala harris is a very helpful if you already look like a lego. [ laughter ] i'll get a call tomorrow. what are you saying, i look like a lego? a study from south korea says woman with long hair have more sex than short haired woman. experts in america are calling it the randy weingarten effect? is equal to betelgeuse is in the works, this time alec baldwin is not entered because he was not comfortable with their shooting schedule. a couple in brazil pays their gym extra to let them work out naked? hey, if i wanted to see two naked people exercise at which is set up two mirrors. [ laughter ]

nobody leaves greg harris. must greg harris froze them out of the house.lawn. >> greg's brother, mike, doesn't believe it for a second. his brother, he says, wasn't violence. what is more, he says greg and chiquita were working it out. >> we all go through bumps. you know, call for reconciliation and healing. and that is what they had. >> as for the tip about the same-sex couple, greg's father, silver ray, says his daughter wasn't trying to throw off the cops. the female love triangle was a legitimate concern of his. >> she got that from me, which, i got it from another attorney, and we just wanted to look at all the options, to make sure that all the bases were covered. we wanted to look at these two women. >> did you encourage her to call the cops? >> she did it on her own. but it wasn't nothing to throw the cops off. if you investigate and you got to look at all the angles. >> in fact, greg's father and mother and brother, say they could not believe that police even suspected greg. about the greg they knew. >> my greg was a son that had raised his broth

greg? >> greg: tonight monday, what a great show 10:00 p.m. watch it. let's do this.reg's itchy cow news. yes, let's take a look at another itchy cow. this one in northern england. do you know what they did? they used a re-purposed car wash brush so he can scratch his back. look how happy he is. >> dana: happy cow. >> greg: enjoyments you have before being cut to pieces. jess. >> jessica: enjoyment. some like. >> dana: enjoyment. >> greg: you can buy that in any gift shop. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: my pigs used to do that they would find anything. okay. anyway, whenever there is a gang crime there is always a lookout. so two bears were a lookout for this bear who is stealing the garbage not just the garbage but the garbage can. when the lights came on they knew they were in trouble and they fled the scene with the garbage can. >> dana: that's really interesting. >> greg: they both got debit cards now. >> jesse: would you like to hear another titillating excerpt from get it together? >> greg: no. >> judge jeanine: yes. >> jesse: butt naked middle of winter cold

>> greg: i asked for sports metaphor. >> about seizing property. >> greg: are about what they're doingin the election. >> so this is like you're playing the new england patriots and instead of playing fair here just diving at tom brady's knees these are cheap shots these are illegal hits and they should just play this fair and square do you understand that analogy did you know what football was greg. >> greg: i was just hoping for something better. >> you spent most of high school diving at tom brady's knees right. >> i thought he spent most of my school on his knees. >> greg: oh my goodness how low we have sunk with you on this show joey what do you make of this is it not weird that people in the media are not bothering to admit this could come back to haunt them. >> it is insane to me i sit here and watch this and think i lost my legs for a country that can do this that's what the sacrifice was four to take tums property away but they don't understand the power of a broke trump if they actually took his money away what is he going to do he's going to be president so much quicker beca

>> greg: that was scary.ing the latest version of faces of death. , about hard-hitting questions. you rarely see that many softballs pass outside of a lesbian barbecue. but your eyes or something next time so we know that you're alive. but like most trump hoaxes this one up to scrutiny as well as jesse' here in the wind tunnel. [laughter] looks pretty good. >> he does. >> he really does. >> greg: so why is there? will reeve change. we learned that the media cannot be trusted, we know that -- to check their works and they won't do it themselves. it wasn't always this way. remember to find people most at everyone fall for it, including fox but thanks to some of us and others outside of this network who doggedly expose that hoax and many others that americans are no smarter and savvier about their hopes makers. recessed back all stories like this, we question the mentor for contacts. this continues to happen. now it does. and props to boo's such -- this would've been labeled fact before even got out of bed but n

greg: yes, i did. have a tiktoker instructing illegals how to squat in people's homes. you can't get a more 2024 story. all that's missing -- you have illegal immigrants, immigration, squatting, tiktok, all that is missing is travis kelce hooking up with dylan mulvaney in haiti, and then it would be everything. goes back to the theme of boundary destruction. i laid this out yesterday and thank you for bringing it up. when one boundary goes, so goes another. the border between countries is gone. that the boundary. what follows is a boundary between your home in the chaos outside, which is caused by the other boundary, the border, and then what is tiktok? a propaganda weapon that has broken the boundaries of your mind, children especially, goes right through, the parents can't control it, and the modern, i would say progressive, has demonized any protections against any pernicious outside influences who dared to point out any wrongdoing in any of this. the cultural marxist will tell you you are probably

>> greg: jolene is a jerk. these people alone? they are singing about you, you are always stealing other chicks dudes, jolene. anyway, i am so tired of this cultural appropriation. i mean, she basically is the vanilla ice of country music. >> kennedy: it's not dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. >> greg: if she did covers of -- >> judge jeanine: what? >> jesse: astrazeneca? >> greg: [laughs] god, the chafing. >> jessica: do you like the new country album, judge? >> judge jeanine: i love the song and i love the way she sang it. you know, it's kind of interesting, greg's take. you know, they would be so fast to do that to anyone of us. >> jessica: but she's from the south. >> greg: ben shapiro got a number one in rap. >> jessica: i did see that. >> greg: good for you. [laughter] >> jessica: jesse? >> jesse: and that's interesting because he's jewish, not because he's white. >> greg: exactly, jessica, exactly. >> jesse: so we have billy ray cyrus on the show tonight -- >> greg: also jewish. >> kennedy: shabbat shalom. >> jessica

could go younger. >> greg: if you are at home and you googled is your infant racist. >> greg: somebodyld tell you yes. >> counterpoint the kat a lot of 9 -year-olds are jerks and deserve to be canceled and they get away scott free the kid at the bus stop who's like you should take owes them back. >> greg: granted if i was 9 years old and with a group of 9 -year-olds i would come after you. you scream, please bully me groups of children. >> they haul or run forest and i'm like however, you've never seen that movie does have you seen that movie. >> he is wearing a members only jacket. [cheers and applause] >> you aren't aware about aware that hope-mac its members only. i'm kidding that's not a racist jacket i want him and takes get his free jackets. up next the va leaves the vet's high-end drive because they're obsessed with de i've. when migraine strikes, do you question the tradeoffs of treating? ubrelvy is another option. it works fast to eliminate migraine pain. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. most common side effects were nausea a

>> greg: ?lot of room in there. >> jeanine: [laughs] jessica, last weekend, apparently five pedophiles came across in five different sectors. no joe biden, i believe, should be caring more about americans and open borders. >> jessica: totally. i want to first apologize for saying that sarah isgur counseled robert hur. that was -- "independent" has retracted that. there are a number of articles on my talking about the council that hur did get from figures in the republican world. he did appear as a private citizen. but i deeply apologize. >> greg: it's too late, jessica. >> jessica: it's not too late. it was the next block. jesse would have waited until the end of the show when someone told me he had to. >> jesse: i would have teased the apologize. >> jessica: tune in at eight come i might apologize. >> jessica: pedophiles are really bad, also appeared as a side note. i don't want to be contro controversial. what i didn't understand about this and i thought it was very powerful to have all six of

okay, greg

greg? >> greg: tonight. what a show. you get another deals of jesse.s. >> yeah. look at that. greg, get the animal sounds. [elephant] >> greg: play this sound and go around the table. guess what it is. play the sound. [squeaky noise] >> greg: shannon? >> shannon: hippopotamus. >> jesse: seagull. >> you said seagull last time how about dr.maker seagull? >> jessica: stray dogs. >> greg: play the tape. [squawking] >> greg: zoo in south bend, indiana. snowing. >> shannon: cold there. >> jesse: most pompous birds that exist. >> the pomposity of those flamingos gets in my crawl. i will be in new jersey tomorrow if you want to touch my hair and take a photo and maybe some other things. north vale, new jersey come from connecticut new york or new jersey. and we're sold out at point pleasant beach on sunday. but dana will be there. so if you want to see dana and check us out. >> greg: all the books are free, right? >> jesse: free if you consider $30. tomorrow-will be on "fox & friends" and later kilmeade saturday night. one nation under god and under jesse. ton

i wanted to use it greg but they wouldn't let me use it. >> jesse: greg, hit it. >> greg: he has a liner kat timpf, tyrus. that's tonight, watch it. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: we haven't done this in so long, it seems like forever, right? this is a good one, a heart-warming tale where we go to some place in england. take a look at this. these are rescue dogs getting to pick their own toy. and the reaction, dare i say it? is priceless. look how happy they are to get their own little toy. these shelter rescue dogs are from home and abroad. and finds -- and then they find them homes all over england in a place called wales. which is named after whales, did you know that? look how happy they are. we'll be right back. >> jesse: jessica, try to beat that. >> greg: yeah. try to do something hateful. >> jessica: it's not a you go girl though. nba fans dunk of the year coming last night. minnesota timberwolves star anthony edwards unbelievable. he is 64 scored over 6'9" john collins for the shot. immediately went viral. crazy. landing not as disgraceful. he

. >> greg: o.j. net knives. >> like reiki was was acquitted on all charges does he own a restaurant all your member that not that. >> greg: they say tragedy plus time is comedy comedy plus thc enables prophets. >> not if you do it in front of the camera it means unemployment. if a van or is getting a piece of this to your point i think it's great and they have a great relationship apparently under capitalizing and there's a thing where all the old guys are getting together think it was holyfield and riddick bowe got together they are brutal wars and hated each other so it's cool to see them come together telling stories like competitors but i was there bullfights i know where i was when his ass was what the first time and limited he the first fight was an ass whipping second time i was in there is in vegas for the second plate and when he bit his ear never have i said never taken an ass with things so bad that my only shot was that i will bite him in that year i have 2 hands i'm jacked know i'm going

., dana perino, and greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ another day of the democrats aloft there on donald trump, while joe biden gets a head start in the big 2024 rematch, hitting the campaign trail in michigan. former president trump was stuck in a florida court house trying to get the classified documents case lost or delayed. trump's defense team hammering the point, other presidents have skated by after holding onto doc's post-white house, just like the elderly man with the poor memory appeared while we wait for that to shake out, the judge and fulton county could rule at any moment on whether to disqualify fani over her crazy stupid love affair with nathan wade. he just delivered a massive blow, dismissing three of her accounts against trump in the georgia election case, which even cnn admits is pretty embarrassing. >> i don't think this really changes the type of evidence that the d.a. is going to be able to introduce, but it does knock out some of the charges. looks, it's embarrass

: greg thank you kelly.'m from they're going to recognize loneliness as a public health emergency so are they going to tackle -- attack loneliness they are going to have a social media campaign because that's always working for lonely people there getting a nap and hoping to establish the office of loneliness. trying to establish loneliness. >> so serial, killers kimi and go grow together. it is a major problem but the prproblem is being caused by social media people are on their phones ridiculous i tell you i'm going to shut up now. >> tyrus what do you have? >> proud dad moment in florida where my son lives his travel team had their first championship tournament unranked and were supposed to be knocked out in the first round they won every rounded then in the championship game my baby boy george murdoch hit 2 home runs and drove into more as his team defeated chaos allen 5-4 so you homered in the 50 and the second and there's the shot of his swing trace gallagher shannon bream my favorite part was the outf

hey, greg. >> greg: all right, let's do this. this already. >> greg: put the man in man a tee. check out this lovely creature twirl for just about everyone. twirling for sardines. trying to seduce a diver in gainesville, florida. >> the sultry mammal knows what you like and willing to deliver any time of day. my advice to you always be on top. it's a heavy, heavy, heavy mammal. look at that goodbye, little mammal. >> judge jeanine: goodbye, greg. >> dana: that's so cute. >> harold: these liberty mutual commercials are starting to get a little bit out of hand. a sheriff's deputy apprehended a elm my ran away. flightless birds can weigh 150 pounds and run at 30 miles per hour. the deputies used their contain and capture procedure to move the fugitive into the closest fenced residential yard. the neighbor recognized the bird whose name is buddy in real life and helped return him to his owner. >> jesse: that's a banned chokehold. seems racist to me. >> dana: emu -- in if you like golden retrievers. check out golden dog farm in vermon

>> greg: i don't know. technically a bakery, right? what bakery serves double decker sandwiches and chili and mac and cheese and flatbread pizza. that's like calling a strip club a dance recital. there's so much more going on. even if the moves are similar. but shows you why some people get into politics or become pals with people in politics because you become exempt from the rules you enforce on others that's the only reason. but i'm obsessed with panera. it's such a weird place. it's like nobody ever says hey guys, i have a great idea, let's go to panera, i want to get the green goddess cobb salad. it's the place you go to where you quietly meet a friend from high school to tell them you're not going to invest in their novelty tie company or where you sell your used dodge dart. it's a place no one really wants to be there but they have to be there. >> jesse: you are dressed like panera. >> am i? >> jesse: look at your color scheme. >> i like the color scheme. >> greg: maybe i will a go there after work i

investigate the subways armed to the teeth. >> judge jeanine: all right, greg. >> greg: we have greatpf, tyrus. that's 10:00 p.m. tonight. >> judge jeanine: jessica? >> jessica: if case you haven't heard it's international women's day. >> greg: is it really? you go girl. i love women. [laughter] >> jessica: they're the best. flight with all-women crew took off newark airport sarasota on thursday. gathered the female team to celebrate women's history month. first officer julia hopes, to inspire girls and future generations to work in aviation. >> judge jeanine: i think that's a wonderful thing. it really is i hope united is hanging on to its wheels. anyway, it's time for the grand can a persony partnered with nasa made out of 99% air and 1% glass. weighs as much as a light bulb withstand heat. have a great night. hi

>> greg: watching it it's like this isn't going to go to november is it?don't see how it does but in politics at simple horror films the children's cartoons you got joe biden talking about shrink inflation with a blue cookie monster you will have donald trump talking about an invasion at the border of people joe biden intentionally let into the country raping children and murdering students in america and they will go side-by-side and nobody is going to the children's cartoon everybody is going to the horror flick it's the same thing of global warming. why do democrats always win because catastrophe film sells out. nobody wants to go with the everything is okay film and that's what he is trying to do here. when trump talks about the issues people care about it's going to be devastating for biden and his little blue monster. >> greg: we'll see let's move on, tyrus? to make a sarong guy if you want the stats you bring in the account not cookie monster. amity cookies we short, 1, 2 oooh! i can't wait for this family getaway! shingles doesn't care. shingles is

known greg angelo since the 80s.ctually, i'm. i was born and raised in san francisco, and greg angelo and i were friends since then. i watched him transform the house into what it is today. little by little, as he went through art school. i'm also an artist. i'm a musician, actually, and not everyone has the ability and the belief in themself to be able to live their dream. what greg has done man, it blows my mind. i took on a day job and i'll say i'm proud that i did, but what inspires so many people in life is cultural, real, actual, sexual diversity. that's what san francisco stands for. and in my day job, what i see as san francisco changing. it's not what it used to be. i've watched the city change in a way, some some ways are great, and some ways maybe not so great . but what this museum brings to san francisco, if we can keep it the way it is, he gives jobs to artists. he gives jobs to musicians. he gives jobs to performers that might not have those opportunities. people that are helping to preserve arts and c

♪see me.♪ >> greg: thank you.k on power will seize trump tower, the new york attorney general who is vowing to take down trump is weighing her options against the former president if he can't post a half a million dollar bond in a civil fraud case. trump's attorneys say he hasn't been able to secure a 464 million-dollar appeal bond calling it a practical impossibility like getting a fair trial in new york city. as his legal team argues a bond that big requires cash reserves of nearly a billion dollars something unprecedented the fact is the can't just print money like the government which inflated the money supply like it was brian's girlfriend. the big question remains if next monday's deadline doesn't get paused or he doesn't pay what will happen? he could take as retail and commercial holdings in the iconic trump tower even seizing the taco bowls from the trump tower grill and that some more of. plus is beautiful encrusted three-story penthouse does penthouse she could also try to snatch out mar-a-lago. it's go

just walk outside. >> greg: florida was the original internet. can see naked people, florida man was the original medium. tyrus, she makes an instant point about the opposite end of the spectrum it's the elderly who really fall prey to social media scams. we both watched at the beekeeper we know the truth. >> here's the thing you made the joke in your monolog about you can't catch them in your van. nobody looks for the van anymore nobody's worried about a van the corner we do let them go outside by themselves you never worry about seeing kids playing 2 hand touch football on the streets anymore our baseball because you make sure the guy in the van doesn't have an opportunity but he doesn't do that anymore he doesn't need a van he just needs to be a 13 year old girl and social media and talk to whoever he wants to. parents need to be parent which means you have to put. [ bleeps ] down. when they say kids need to do this or whatever. watched my daughter make an apple account for 30 seconds. congratulations once i saw her using my name is like give

., jesse watters, greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ so, are you ready for the sequel? donald trump dominating and super tuesday states and setting the stage for a long anticipated 2024 rematch against president biden. spirits closest rival nikki haley bowing out of the race after losing every state but wants, that was vermont yes. she is refusing to directly endorse the former president right now, she says it is up to him to win over her supporters. listen here. >> the time has now come to suspend my campaign. it is now up to donald trump to earn the votes of those in our party and beyond it who did not support him. and i hope he does that. at its best, politics is about bringing people into your cause, not turning them away. and our conservative cause badly needs more people. this is now his time for choosing. >> dana: and trump seems to be taking her up on that suggestion. he is inviting haley supporters to "join the greatest movement in the history of our nation," while stressing th

we've got greg next to put a smile on your face. [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: i know, iw you missed us, he missed us, didn't you i get it happy wednesday everybody. joe biden had a big way and on super tuesday, he woke up. consider the alternative i mean the president did lose american samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. meanwhile donald trump went 14-1 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. nikki haley suspended her presidential campaign after a series of super tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women can't do mast. according to a report the biden administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. joe claims to having things in common with these people as they don't speak english either. charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot t-shirts luckily as victims won't have to worry about him having any rings. woke officials at the depa

>> jesse: greg? this stuff so many times, you have to ask, why don't they listen? it strikes me as really irrational, what is going on. why haven't the people in charge say they have had enough? is it because their ego refuses their ability to admit they are wrong? i don't care if they admit they are wrong or right, just do something. what has happened is they have demonized rationality by replacing that sort of thinking with this, i said it yesterday, delusional empathy. any efforts based on self defense, security, law and order, is viewed as inhumane. you are not compassionate. they have undermined rational thinking. and this is deliberate. when we talk about these things, they don't hear it because they don't want to hear it. this is a deliberate action. they have undermined rational thinking about law and order by saying our country is plagued by an eternal origin of white supremacy and slavery. that led, that led to the hysteria in which we undod all common sense making about bail, arrests, pris

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it's his. >> greg: excellent point, jesse. >> jesse: think you, greg. >> greg: censorship showdown atrt paid your freedom of speech could be in danger. ♪ ♪ to learn grit, determination and problem solving. we're taking that passion and channeling it through our farm to home bedding bath, and apparel at red land cotton. we grow cotton in the rich red earth of north alabama. and we want our products to be made here in the usa, from the seed in the ground to the final stitch. go to red land cotton dot com and receive 20% off your order with code fox 20 i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein! those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks. -ugh. -here, i'll take that. woo hoo! ensure max protein, 30 grams protein, 1 gram sugar, 25 vitamins and minerals. and a new fiber blend with a prebiotic. (♪) >> jesse: the supreme court take an hour could be the biggest free-speech case in our lifetimes. the justices hearing arguments all day on whether the biden administration violated the first amendment by pressuring big tech social media companies to remove content they di

what do you think, greg? >> greg: i like the band because there are two reasons.among people that i despise. i.e. influencers fear which are worse than communists. and it is also a mass persuader. if you look at a bad idea that is plaguing america, racial disd stunts kids do, directly to a generation of americans with unformed brains. we do need to sever the connection between tiktok and the communists. it is not about ownership. it is about control, right? it's like owning tiktok is meaningless if the chinese are in charge because there are people that own tiktok now that aren't chinese. so jesse mentioned it yesterday, that tiktok picks up everything. that includes keystrokes, right, from devices when it is not tiktok. it so most as if to use it safely you have to be in a separate room that is completely walled off and you have to wear hazmat suit. it really is like covid. it is like social media covid. but i don't think this ban is real. which is why everybody voted for it. it's like when everybody voted for william hung for "american idol," remember that? it's

greg, what is going on over there? is why people love mocking the media and it is because of their blind spots. and all of these people have this one giant blind spot about themselves. they are mean girls. that's all they are. they are mean girls who failed up. the joy and thrill over ejecting an outsider, it is no different than a group of cheerleaders, you know, targeting some dirty girl because she does not address as well as they do. spiritually they are ugly, and they did this because she is different. it is a class thing dressed up as a difference of opinion but it is a class thing, you can see it. the children won. think about why mcdaniel was hired. the adults in the room knew that this insurrection thing was a puffed up lie, and so they want an opinion different from the prevailing hysteria in their newsrooms. so they basically wanted a different perspective, and the children threw a tantrum. they thought they were being jerry mcguire, but they are more like jerry springer. it's like "lord of the flies" meets

perinoofo on on politics out toa with bruce melman and greg. gr.s. on't havour great tonight. we don't have enough time. and it was so good. oh, i bet they're great. haroldargreat.. on trick shot by this guy, zeke, this young kid, zeke, on his treadmill. i love a trick nca shot and getg ready for the ncaa tournament and helping them out. they shoe kid.t their kid, and s easy. that's pretty good. just. yes,? jeaninends i will do you that.. 6 seconds. can't do ithat's it. s all right. but i've done it. all right. >> that's it for us. have a great night, everyone. see you tomorrow. hey, fro. it's. >> welcome to jesse waters. prime time tonight>> jesse

>> jesse: thank you for standing up for men, greg. >> greg: this is my new crusade.ou, too, jesse. [laughter] >> dana: men and boys. >> greg: yes. >> jeanine: coming up, "the five" will not only be on four days a week. a socialist bernie sanders gets his way. ah! ♪ ♪ ♪(sung) limu emu and doug.♪ hello, ghostbusters. it's doug... ...of doug and limu. we help people customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. anyway, we got a bit of a situation here. uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. sure, i can hold. only pay for what you need. ♪(sung) liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty.♪ ghostbusters: frozen empire. in theaters march 22. why are force factor vitamins so popular at walmart? force factor uses the highest quality ingredients to deliver powerful, healthy results from delicious and convenient supplements. that's why friends and family recommend force factor. rush to walmart and unleash your potential with force factor. ♪ ♪ >> harold: imagine working just four days a week. the senator bernie sanders is serious about this idea. so serious he is pushing a bill tha

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it's kind of interesting, greg's take.er 1 in a wrap, right? >> i did see that. >> good for you. >> i've got nothing. >> jesse? >> greg: that's interesting because he's jewish not because he's whitehe.actl >> exactly! >> we have billy ray cyrusly r e the show tonight. >> als o jewish.dy >> how d: o you know? >> i don't know. >> is there a way to find out?. >> go online. >> there's a registry. we have to sign up.ry [ laughter ]. >> billy ray cyrus on the show so i'm going to ask him about whether he thinks beyoncÉ isnks kosher. [ laughter ] h >> ask him about that david w lynch movie he was in. what was it called? >> i'm not asking him -- oh greg has a question for you billy ray >> want to say something sensible? probably not. i respect what shewhat was doind a few years ago i intervieweds, calvin harris and said he should cover jolene and he said no, he thought that was too ordinary.s i think beyoncÉ's version is beautiful and dolly parton loves it because she's making more money. i will always love you, whitney houston lo

greg. t >> greg: trader joe's?e customers with six-figuretome incomes doesn't mean that you turn your back on the people wht support you, and that's whathat they are doing. and that's what bidenomics isha doing to all of us and that's why jean-pierre in thatra interviediw with their radio hot talked about food prices goingdo down, she talked about seafoodno and not eggs and not bacon and not all of the other stuff that matters and that's all i have ty say. >> greg: jessica, also saysmber you have to be a member to buy a dollar 50 hot dog, meaning yousn will need an id. is this an attack on minoritieso who may not have ids? how will they get set dollar 50 hot dog? >> jessica: i see what you did there, and that was so cute. >> judge jeanine: thank you. >> jessica: i think i talkedberg about this bloomberg article next week.h, p >> greg: please talk about it again. [ laughter ] >> greg: i never cite articles here because then people feel po like they have to do homework. m >> jessica: i did it for you. but you will li