out of a chair. >> greg: can't say i disagree. >> greg: what about noah?him? [inpersonating] >> i see problems before they happen but there is no live animals except when i want fresh veal, they say it'll make the animal rights people and they already are crazy. frankly because they don't get enough meat with no nutrients with pencil thins just like adam schiff's pencil thin [cheers and applause] >> greg: i think that was tyler fishel -- fisher. what you think about trump selling bibles? it's very trump. >> kat: it causes the biden supporters and all the left wing bags because they're trying to make fun of him for selling bibles and instead they're mocking the bible. also what are you going to do? do you dare knock hat off someone's head in the negative sit back and watch your burst into flames when you knock a bible? and what does biden have on the flipside? his agnostic balm for your knee boot after you fall? that's the best you got. >> greg: do you think it's a little cheesy or you don't have to buy it. >> kat: i think you might watch and get an idea fo

when i go out. >> greg: that was funny. >> don't talk about my wife. >> greg: i have to defend you thatdited that out and you didn't and also i have done this so many times. >> you did today. >> greg: i called you keith i do this all the time. >> how do i resemble that? >> i don't know we were talking about keith olbermann and they got stuck in my head you are probably talking about rogan. >> because they work together and because when the show began at the beginning he came in bringing a drink and he said it's joe rogan's drink that happened one hour and 20 manson to the podcast. >> also they do look alike. >> they do and i have three kids i have had three kids the youngest on most 18 hi call them different names all the time was the timing good? no, however he flew in from vegas just to do my show and then flew back, but, yes, i could have edited out and i kept it in because i'm an idiot why not? yet to make fun of yourself. >> i just watched dana white walk out on how he mandel saying hello to him he said i'm not doing his podcast and listen yes, he flew in but he wasn't on southwest

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gutfeld is standing by i hope you and your family have a great weekend. >> i know i agree greg craig greg it is friday you know what that means let's welcome tonight's guest his hair enters the room five months before he does the host of jesse watters primetime and author of the new book get together jesse watters he has arms of steel and legs of titanium the fox news contributor johnny joey jones in college she once experimented with food the new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor cat tiff and win a total tracking the toe they call him the new york times best selling author comedian and former interviewee world champion tyrus before we get to some news stories let's do this. >> greg: its leftovers why read the jokes we did news this weekend is my first time reading them so if they suck we will punish joe mackey by making him read jesse's book. today is young as you feel day to celebrate president biden is planning a quiet dinner with his and ballmer to prepare for the november rematch the biden campaign officials trying to refresh voters memories of trump's pres

i know you love -- >> greg: you know that.e stats. have them right here come as a matter of fact. the gutfeld institute of statistics. most crime statistics are fallible because most aren't being reported correctly. that is what the -- >> jessica: heard that one before. i will not be sending you a big fat check for next year's research on that. the biden campaign recognizes a very real issue with the soft boat with latinos and black americans, the $30 million they have rolling out after the state of the you and is going primarily ininto those markets, and the absolutely should. it is important to spanish-language ads come up to 20% of the latino population speaks the spanish, see ads in their own language. i wouldn't consider it fearmongering, though, to tell people things that donald trump is saying because we have seen that there is this void where people don't remember the things that he said in rally speeches or what he was president. they don't remember details of the trump economy and you did. were you were correct and t

he said "i fight naked." i said, "you win." >> greg: it is interesting.w who lived in venice beach for a while? hunter biden. he rented a house there. >> michele: probably stayed at the same house. >> greg: the same staff. usually to see a fight like that you have to ride the d-train. that's a subway. it's not a euphemism. [laughter] sorry. i apologize for that joke. >> kat: that was good! >> greg: we have to move on, i think. up next, he won a race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. [applause] ♪ upbeat music ♪ asthma. it can make you miss out on those epic hikes with friends. step back out there, with fasenra. fasenra is an add-on treatment for eosinophilic asthma that is taken once every 8 weeks. fasenra helps prevent asthma attacks. most patients did not have an attack in the first year. fasenra is proven to help you breathe better so you can get back to doing day-to-day activities. and fasenra helps lower the use of oral steroids. fasenra is not for sudden breathing problems or other eosinophilic conditions. allergic reactions may occur. don't s

>> i am glad they do, greg. i think it's important.ied when i heard about this murder that this young man would be spoken about inappropriately. [laughter] excellent job by the media, really sticking with what's important. and i think that -- biden answers questions about god while his eating ice cream cone. i mean, he's like a giant infant. so when somebody called him you'd like -- [laughter] he just panics and drools you doesn't know what to say. but yet it is kind of gross. but to me, it's like the achilles' heel. because most democratic are not like that. most democrats -- allow these extremist jackasses to highlight their entire -- hijack the entire narrative. most democratic would agree with this, that's disgusting to obsess over what -- what he's called, an illegal guy. >> you know what's ironic, toward all who first talked about newspeak who is this controlling what she was utterly talk about colonizers whether due to the people that were colonized. so this is literally the people that take great exception with anyone there was

he said "i fight naked." i said, "you win." >> greg: it is interesting.nice beach for a while? hunter biden. he rented a house there. >> michele: probably stayed at the same house. >> greg: the same staff. usually to see a fight like that you have to ride the d-train. that's a subway. it's not a euphemism. [laughter] sorry. i apologize for that joke. >> kat: that was good! >> greg: we have to move on, i think. up next, he won a race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. [applause] >> five more words. [applause] >> greg: five more words: swimmer disqualified, not in lane. michele, you are a sporty girl. i'm going to go you first. in the north carolina state swimmer named owen lloyd, with two ls, was disqualified after winning a race. while celebrating -- i think you can see this -- he fell into his teammate's lane. still finishing the race, so he was disqualified. and the kid who got bumped up to first place actually said it's the dumbest rule in swimming. i have to ask you, is this really the dumbest rule in swimming to i mean, he just crossed over in

we are falling for it i guess. >> greg: i don't fall for anything! i love this story!open noxious, then people would not watch it. it has a lot of lessons and abuse or whatever. it was clearly by designed to make it as over-the-top. >> greg: does she have a point that what dylan mulvaney is addicted to is not positive or negative, it just any attention? >> attention. he seems unhinged. he is murdering silence in realtime. i ride to the lyrics weekends are for kissing friends -- i did not know that, i better warn my friends. other lyrics said stay up all night, state asleep in our makeup. you are not a girl. twenty-seven years old, that is not a girl. and he wants to cuddle with teenage girls at a prodromal party. i mean... i don't know. i almost did not want to watch the video but i had to for the segment. now i can't see it. >> greg: yes. [ applause ] do not go to hr and tell them i made you watch that. they already have a file on me. jamie, in her defense, she said it's like girls just want to have fun. or woman phased, she's comparing to an earnest anthem. what do y

greg: here is why i wouldn't go backward.stors and they go oh, my god, we need to make sure this thing doesn't come onto the planet. it becomes a story that is passed down through the generations. make sure greg is never born. >> harold: they made a movie about that. >> jeanine: "outlander" is like that. got to make someone lives because you lived later. >> harold: "back to the future." >> greg: here's a question that can go badly: what is something you like to do the old-fashioned way? [laughter] pete? >> pete: everything. [laughter] the old-fashioned way? >> jeanine: [giggles] >> pete: i don't know. >> sandra: we are in the gutter. >> harold: i like to consume my press. i like newspapers bid >> jeanine: good answer! >> harold: i still get three papers. think i'm nuts. i probably ambience before cooking. i like old-fashioned oatmeal cookies with not the quick oats, but -- or, like, have you ever made ice cream in a turn? it's just creamy and delightful. >> greg: wow. judge? >> jeanine: never made ice cream. what do i want to

[ laughter ] >> greg: i do not agree with that.ere unfriendly burned at the stake and i just a link is there the which counsel. kat nose, they write letters. >> where they use for an? >> greg: you don't want to know. >> little bit of squirrel blood because that's better than an, you can make a ballpoint of old feathers before you got to move on coming up next, school that didn't oppose letting students like toes. is a rate based on you. not paul. you don't want to ride with paul. get a rate based on you with drivewise in the allstate app. >> woman: why did we choose safelite? we're always working on a project. while loading up our suv, one extra push and... crack! so, we scheduled at safelite.com. we were able to track our technician and knew exactly when he'd arrive. we can keep working! ♪ synth music ♪ >> woman: safelite came to us. >> tech: hi, i'm kendrick. >> woman: replaced our windshield, and installed new wipers to protect our new glass. that's service on our time. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ hey. you

we are falling for it i guess. >> greg: i don't fall for anything! i love this story! then people would not watch it. it has a lot of lessons and abuse or whatever. it was clearly by designed to make it as over-the-top. >> greg: does she have a point that what dylan mulvaney is addicted to is not positive or negative, it just any attention? >> attention. he seems unhinged. he is murdering silence in realtime. i ride to the lyrics weekends are for kissing friends -- i did not know that, i better warn my friends. other lyrics said stay up all night, state asleep in our makeup. you are not a girl. twenty-seven years old, that is not a girl. and he wants to cuddle with teteenage girls at a prodromal party. i mean... i don't know. i almost did not want to watch the video but i had to for the segment. now i can't see it. >> greg: yes. [ applause ] do not go to hr and tell them i made you watch that. they already have a file on me. jamie, in her defense, she said it's like girls just want to have fun. or woman phased, she's comparing to an earnest anthem. what do you say? >>

>> greg: i low-carb diet i will say that.e you are a self described ladies man and the ladykiller how would you handle the va if they were applying you? >> it's a bad situation when your department is messed up so the first thing first is this that thing straight but i will say this. they could use me over there because they don't know how to hit on women. if they hit on women by attaching them to work e-mails they'll be quite lonely. you don't use e-mail to pick up women do use it to break up with women. here's how you pick up women. you print -- pretend you're not interested let them know you are interested in a insulting way. saying, hey, you look like some of the women i make out with. just not as hot. >> that worked for you joke? >> no. >> greg: it's amazing the most toxic part of the company is the part that is supposed to identify toxicity elsewhere. we knew this would happen because there is no requirement for competence or a meritocracy. i will get off my soapbox although it does feel nice. although it does feel nice

i dream about. >> greg: fantastic.'s loose or because i just want it all. that feels private. >> greg: interesting. judge, what do you refused to share with others? >> judge jeanine: i don't know. i wasn't looking at you, i was just -- my mind is like unfamiliar territory. you mean like food or shoes? >> greg: it says one thing -- >> jessica: toothbrush -- >> judge jeanine: refused to share? cotton candy. >> greg: oh. >> kennedy: the gum in my mouth and that is the only thing, everything else, i'm pretty much a communist. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: she's on fire today! >> jessica: you can answer this one. >> greg: i would say it is friday night hot tub night at kudlow's, just me and him. and that is coming up in a couple of hours. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ ♪ and doug ♪ hello, ghostbusters. it's doug... ... of doug and limu. we help people customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. anyway, we got a bit of a situation here. ♪ uh-huh. uh-huh. ♪ [ metal groans] sure, i can hold.

greg: yes, i did. have a tiktoker instructing illegals how to squat in people's homes. you can't get a more 2024 story. all that's missing -- you have illegal immigrants, immigration, squatting, tiktok, all that is missing is travis kelce hooking up with dylan mulvaney in haiti, and then it would be everything. goes back to the theme of boundary destruction. i laid this out yesterday and thank you for bringing it up. when one boundary goes, so goes another. the border between countries is gone. that the boundary. what follows is a boundary between your home in the chaos outside, which is caused by the other boundary, the border, and then what is tiktok? a propaganda weapon that has broken the boundaries of your mind, children especially, goes right through, the parents can't control it, and the modern, i would say progressive, has demonized any protections against any pernicious outside influences who dared to point out any wrongdoing in any of this. the cultural marxist will tell you you are probably

. >> greg: who writes this filth? >> you do. >> greg: i know.t extinct willie mast mast is almost been revived using it by using cells from the distant cousin. >> greg: we apologize to the wooly mammoth. >>> the newest hero is an animated turd speaking of animated turds we didn't even write a punchline. >>> a spring breaker admitted to cocaine use on fox and friends and her friends and family were outraged. that she appeared on fox and friends. >>> a chuck norris turned 84 this week celebrating the kicking the crap out of his water aerobics class. front lien airlines will allow them to pay extra they call it standing. >>> americans are wary of tipping glad i never started says 1 man. >>> oakland taco bell's closing diving meet -- dining rooms over crime you can buy the food but enjoy your diarrhea in the car. >>> terrorists using fake ids the cost of border have raised red flags for the fbi director. worried they might sneak into r-rated movies. >> it was there. >>> hillary clinton charging $5000 i headed to attained a fundraiser they are asked

and i mean, i would be i love being a next door neighbor to the greg angelo museum.'d be honored to be on that street. but i hear that. but i also believe in my heart because i know him pretty well. i've been there a lot. he will work with you. he will work with anybody, everybody. that is what he's about. and by the way, i also want to say for all the times i've been there working on projects, i'm fascinated and amazed by all the artists i meet who quickly and easily describe how they would never have such working opportunities for their arts all kinds of arts, their theater arts, their visual arts, their building arts. it's amazing. i don't even know how many of you have been there, but you need to. and if you see that, you realize what greg angelo has provided for decades. and i hear this historic part and everything, but he has worked on that house for decades. and that house, you just need to go. but to me, this is exactly the kind of designation that should be recognized by the city of san francisco, and i encourage you to do so. thank you so much. thank you. g

>> greg: i don't know what. >> is marriage fundamentalism?e lives with her partner or whatever but they're not married as, like, maybe he just didn't want to propose. >> i can't imagine why. >> and she's like, well, you know, what you're all racist. what. >> greg: a great line for him though. i'm not marrying you because that would be racist. >> exactly. it's like boy he is very good at gas lighting. >> greg: [laughter] but. >> also look at her twitter, you will not be shocked to know that she was among the people tweeting about the bloodbath and retreating the bite n harris campaign statement about it but what a bunch -- you put a bunch of words together and it doesn't make sense but people don't want to be accused of being racist so this go okay. but you readers it doesn't mean anything. >> greg: is she white or black? >> of course, she is white. >> greg: there you go! kennedy got another example of one afloat an affluent white female liberal saying that all good things are bad anything. >> that your bad at is racist. >> greg: yes and. >> a

. >> greg: i stand corrected, jesse.o get barbecue on your show? [laughter] >> jesse: yes. >> greg: there you go. >> jesse: the assassination was very suspicious. there were multiple dea informants and fbi informants indicted for being a part of the assassination plot. they pinned it on the wife. maybe she did, maybe she didn't. i don't know. but it looks sketchy and then so you have a failed state, the guys out of the country, they are going to have to come in with all of this cash and there is going to be some really rough guys that are going to have to go in there and hand cash out and just calm things out, pay off the gangs, and that eventually you are going to have a free and fair election, which no one is going to believe, so we are going to have to prop up some guy that is probably going to take some orders from the united states, but it never needed to get this bad. the worst possible scenario is this summer you see rafts and haitian vessels pour into florida come up pour into texas, alabama, and joe biden, you k

i think unfortunately i think it's sad but i think it would be more expensive than that. >> greg: kevin> when you look at what's going on with mattresses all the specialty mattresses they are really expensive maybe he is just frugal and looking at the prices online saying i don't want to spend $25,000 on a mattress all -- i will stick with what i got have i want to save my 32 million i can make 5.2 5% on that i don't need a bed maybe i need some sleep once in a while i will figure it out later. >> greg: what's 5% on 32 million? >> pretty good so much i'd need a calculator at need that them rather sleep it's probably what he is thinking. >> i think tyrus is onto something you sleep on the street right? >> i play my bad performance on the air mattress as well i mean $32 million he should have a side check. that he can sleep on. thank you is also a 7'2 hundred and 15 pounds, 250 pounds the macy's float like how big is it which is probably came with a giant tent had 3 guys doing fentanyl on it it's crazy once again you have to blame inflation. bidens inflation and my erie is he's just a dud

and i have to hear about fake me. >> greg: we have to move on i would just like people to take a fewonds and remember what it was like before the internet what were you doing. it's incredible to think about what were you doing before this. and can you ever go back under know if we can as a society. that was a fun exercise. no everybody remove their clothes. up next liberal heads areho spinning because donald's winning. or more - can be overwhelming. so, ask your doctor about botox®. botox® prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine before they even start. it's the #1 prescribed branded chronic migraine treatment. so far, more than 5 million botox® treatments have been given to over eight hundred and fifty thousand chronic migraine patients. effects of botox® may spread hours to weeks after injection causing serious symptoms. alert your doctor right away, as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems, or muscle weakness can be signs of a life-threatening condition. side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue, and headache. d

>> jessica: i think both work.tw >> greg: i get all of my staples from work.> jesse: that's because i hadod the 34-dollar banana in florida, remember that banana? >> greg: put it in the fridge, audit all frozen. frozen banant ita.t >> jesse: don't talk about my my banana like that. aren't you so glad jessicaa brought up the bloomberg poll? >> jessica: yes. >> jesse: never do that again.e. >> jesse: also toilets don'ts grow on treedos. i keep hearing from the bidenri people about how prices arery going down but every time wes ar look, all the prices are going up. i it's like crime. they keep saying crime and prices are down and every timeoo we look around all icr i prices and high crime. it's a chasm between what they are saying and what we are gre seeing, it's a void. >> jessica: you guys are so a awful.be this will be an issue that chases biden through the entire campaign. he's been out there saying thate prices aren't as high, he's got a 62% disapproval rating on hise handling of inflation and the reason is a similar to theme border, he went out there ande e

. >> greg: i stand corrected, jesse.oing to get barbecue on your show? [laughter] >> jesse: yes. >> greg: there you go. >> jesse: the assassination was very suspicious. there were multiple dea informants and fbi informants indicted for being a part of the assassination plot. they pinned it on the wife. maybe she did, maybe she didn't. i don't know. but it looks sketchy and then so you have a failed state, the guys out of the country, they are going to have to come in with all of this cash and there is going to be some really rough guys that are going to have to go in there and hand cash out and just calm things out, pay off the gangs, and that eventually you are going to have a free and fair election, which no one is going to believe, so we are going to have to prop up some guy that is probably going to take some orders from the united states, but it never needed to get this bad. the worst possible scenario is this summer you see rafts and haitian vessels pour into florida come up pour into texas, alabama, and joe biden,

a. >> greg: i agree. on the fairfax county board of supervisors in virginia designated easter sunday as transgender day of visibility. march 31st when easter occurs of this year is typically the date when transgender day of visibility is celebrated annually and we can agree it's about time transgender people got some at attention. surprisingly the 1 republican on the board didn't show up. maybe it's republicans who need a day of visibility. they voted to turn 1 of christianity's hold plea days into an lgbtq+ holiday. just because jesus had open toed shoes long hair and an open piece tunic did not mean he was aiming to be a spokesperson for bud light. >> greg: is there a pressing need for trans visibility you can see there boobs in broad daylight and if you stop by the studio early enough you can see joe machi panhandling in the miniskirt. and if dylan was anymore visible i would need my eyes showmanship -- sewn shut they say as an elected official it should be moral responsibility to stand up for all peop

>> greg: i don't know. technically a bakery, right? what bakery serves double decker sandwiches and chili and mac and cheese and flatbread pizza. that's like calling a strip club a dance recital. there's so much more going on. even if the moves are similar. but shows you why some people get into politics or become pals with people in politics because you become exempt from the rules you enforce on others that's the only reason. but i'm obsessed with panera. it's such a weird place. it's like nobody ever says hey guys, i have a great idea, let's go to panera, i want to get the green goddess cobb salad. it's the place you go to where you quietly meet a friend from high school to tell them you're not going to invest in their novelty tie company or where you sell your used dodge dart. it's a place no one really wants to be there but they have to be there. >> jesse: you are dressed like panera. >> am i? >> jesse: look at your color scheme. >> i like the color scheme. >> greg: maybe i will a go there after work i

>> jessica: greg? >> greg: this is why i wear a disguise when i drive my bentley.kay, so they take into account speeding, hard braking, sharp accelerations, this is an attack on men. >> jeanine: drive like that! >> greg: it is miss andrist. and went over 640 of his trips, right, and it can tell you you drove 7.33 miles and 18 minutes and you have two incidence of hard braking, only thing missing is if you pick your nose or not. it is not whether it is good or it is bad, it is just inevitable. we have to embrace the idea that we have lost our privacy, but we have to look at it as mutually assured destruction, like you know my dirty laundry, i know your dirty laundry. all virtue signaling now going to be vice signaling which i have been doing for years. let everybody know the things you do that are bad. privacy is no longer a problem for me. you guys know my intestinal habits. speed when i do not want to know that. no one wants to know that. we want secrets and private lives. >> dana: this like the tiktok debate, trying to get to know anything about us and we don't k

i i would be proud. >> greg: a bandaid will do. >> jeanine: i'm just ken. >> jessica: i loved it i thought the oscars, not that i'm the biggest jimmy kimmel fan. it was so low on politics and high on fun. i think a lot of that has to do with the movie like "barbie" and the riffing with ryan gosling and emily hunt. he really stole the show. i liked all of the posts about if you're not giving me the oscar i will make you pay and everyone will talk about me. they are. the whole diamonds are a girls best friend. i love eva mendez on the red carpet. the hottest couple. >> jeanine: you have to be with ryan, eva. dana. >> dana: i made it 1:08 into the barbie movie until i said it's not for me. i loved niad. the producer and director are friends of mine. they should of won. >> jessica: the tribute to jody foster was incredible. >> jeanine: one more ♪ >> dana: it's time now for "one more thing." greg? >> greg: tonight monday, what a great show 10:00 p.m. watch it. let's do this. greg's itchy cow news. yes, let's take a look at another itchy cow. this one in northern england. do you know what they d

greg's sexy manatee news. >> judge jeanine: i can't stand this already. >> greg: put the man in man aeveryone. twirling for sardines. trying to seduce a diver in gainesville, florida. >> the sultry mammal knows what you like and willing to deliver any time of day. my advice to you always be on top. it's a heavy, heavy, heavy mammal. look at that goodbye, little mammal. >> judge jeanine: goodbye, greg. >> dana: that's so cute. >> harold: these liberty mutual commercials are starting to get a little bit out of hand. a sheriff's deputy apprehended a elm my ran away. flightless birds can weigh 150 pounds and run at 30 miles per hour. the deputies used their contain and capture procedure to move the fugitive into the closest fenced residential yard. the neighbor recognized the bird whose name is buddy in real life and helped return him to his owner. >> jesse: that's a banned chokehold. seems racist to me. >> dana: emu -- in if you like golden retrievers. check out golden dog farm in vermont. play with 10 golden retrievers at a time cost $75. get all sorts of pictures with them. this is a g

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>> i know nothing about finland. >> greg: i went to finland in the nineties.y had a great time they snowmobile the cross the arctic sea a 8 reindeer meat glad yet a nice time in finland in the nineties. i got to smoke on the plane. >> i'm not shocked older people in america are happier because they own all the homes. i think it's not just tiktok a lot of it is social media think obviously we are too far gone for that to change the amount of time i spend on my phone looking at stuff without even thinking about all the time is gone by i'm not happier. you look at other people they seem happier you are filling your head with garbage i also think government thing i think a lot of us aren't over what happened during covid-19 if you would've seen what happened before it happened he would've said there is no way. there's no way the government made places illegal but they did and we all went through that it's 1 of those things where if that was possible what is possible i think it's normal to be a little disillusioned after realizing that was possible. >> absolutely w

show it to me. >> jesse: i am not having you look at my phone. >> jessica: show me. >> dana: greg, il. >> greg: no offense, jessica -- >> jessica: the offense has already been taken butte >> greg: trump or elon musk or any capitalist or anybody who builds things, it's funny to me because, just because you are in the media, or somebody once called you an expert, or you showed up four times on cnbc to talk about stocks, somehow you know what somebody is doing? i want to know if this is a scam, tell me who is being ripped off? who is involuntarily investing in this? tell me about the illegality of it. it's funny coming from people who push things like air america or blm or deia, or who support the climate agreements, or the u.n., or the actual election of biden. we want a scam, this guy pawned himself off as a moderate unifier, not a chance. talk about pump and dump. that biden's life. he has one big pump and dump. this is going to play out as a movie, right. we are in the third act. feels like the remake of "roadhouse" but even better because you have all of these elites in power joini

i love doing that. >> greg: jesse, i know there are so many to choose from. >> shannon: besides yourou. >> shannon: have to call hr. [laughter] >> greg: gives me a lot of freedom to do whatever i want. >> jesse: or ask the judge. >> greg: you know what my talent is? >> jessica: what is it? >> greg: staring. >> jeanine: yeah, you do that a lot. good. >> jessica: how long are we going to do this for? >> shannon: he's going to win the contest. >> gbye. we'll be back. >> jesse: i am going to throw water on you. ♪ ♪ (man) excuse me, would you mind taking a picture of us? (tony) oh, no problem. (man) thanks. (tony) yes, problem. you need verizon. trade-in that old thing and get a new iphone 15 pro with tons of storage. so you can take all the pics! so many selfies. a preposterous amount of pano! that means panoramic. and as many portraits of me as your heart desires. (woman) how about none? (boy) none. (man) yea none feels right. (vo) trade-in any iphone in any condition and get a new iphone 15 pro and an ipad and apple watch se all on us. only on verizon. i brought in ensure max protein w

fi >> greg: the onlshy time i will eat snake is if i ever do survivor.ike raising pigs have you ever seen a herd of snakes can you imagine being a snake farmer this is the dumbest thing ever everything they do, better for the environment these are the same people lucy it's better for the environment if you just diee they want you to be miserable and it's the same pattern overov and over again they tell you the world is on fire their data is junk and then they demand you do things they would never do toto remedy it.ll y it will tell you the eat insects and snakes, get rid of your air conditioning stofp going on vacations that require flying meanwhile they chow down on kobe beef and there air-conditioned treagulfstream they are saying t them eat cake and you can eat snake. i'll eat pythons but only if they get these elite jackasses first. i like it extra fatty filled with a plump al goure. >> pete you live in the great state of tennessee by phone farming is big there is a d growing? >> i don't think se: io and thee aren't a lot of venomous snakes and tenne

what do you think, greg? >> greg: i like the band because there are two reasons.among people that i despise. i.e. influencers fear which are worse than communists. and it is also a mass persuader. if you look at a bad idea that is plaguing america, racial disd stunts kids do, directly to a generation of americans with unformed brains. we do need to sever the connection between tiktok and the communists. it is not about ownership. it is about control, right? it's like owning tiktok is meaningless if the chinese are in charge because there are people that own tiktok now that aren't chinese. so jesse mentioned it yesterday, that tiktok picks up everything. that includes keystrokes, right, from devices when it is not tiktok. it so most as if to use it safely you have to be in a separate room that is completely walled off and you have to wear hazmat suit. it really is like covid. it is like social media covid. but i don't think this ban is real. which is why everybody voted for it. it's like when everybody voted for william hung for "american idol," remember that? it's

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fi >> greg: the onlshy time i will eat snake is if i ever do survivor.ng snakes isl just like raising pigs have you ever seen a herd of snakes can you imagine being a snake farmer this is the dumbest thing ever everything they do, better for the environment these are the same people lucy it's better for the environment if you just diee they want you to be miserable and it's the same pattern overov and over again they tell you the world is on fire their data is junk and then they demand you do things they would never do toto remedy it.ll y it will tell you the eat insects and snakes, get rid of your air conditioning stofp going on vacations that require flying meanwhile they chow down on kobe beef and there air-conditioned treagulfstream they are saying t them eat cake and you can eat snake. i'll eat pythons but only if they get these elite jackasses first. i like it extra fatty filled with a plump al goure. >> pete you live in the great state of tennessee by phone farming is big there is a d growing? >> i don't think se: io and thee aren't a lot of venom

i think both work. >> greg: just do what i do. i get all of my from work. [laughs] jesse! jesse!. >> jesse: that is because i had the $34 banana in florida, do you remember? do you remember that banana, greg? now it is $56. >> greg: put it in the fridge, got it all frozen. frozen banana. >> jesse: don't talk about my banana that way. are you so glad jessica brought up the bloomberg poll? never do that again. >> judge jeanine: bloomberg article. >> jesse: also, toilets don't grow on trees. i keep hearing from the biden people about how prices are going down but every time we looked, all of the prices are going up. it is like crying. they keep saying crime and prices are down and every time we look around, all i see are high prices and high crime. it's a chasm between what they are saying and what we are seeing. >> greg: it's a void. it's not a chasm. >> jessica: you guys are so awful. >> dana: it's as wide as the grand canyon. >> greg: there you go. >> dana: this is going to be an issue that chase is biden throughout the entire campaign and he has been out there saying prices are

next to put a smile on your face. [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪ ] >> greg: i know, i know you missed he missed us, didn't you i get it happy wednesday everybody. joe biden had a big way and on super tuesday, he woke up. consider the alternative i mean the president did lose american samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. meanwhile donald trump went 14-1 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. nikki haley suspended her presidential campaign after a series of super tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women can't do mast. according to a report the biden administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. joe claims to having things in common with these people as they don't speak english either. charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot t-shirts luckily as victims won't have to worry about him having any rings. woke officials at the department of vetera

i think i'll write that book i started going to these classes and i said to greg, hey, do you mind if i wr you? and what was your response? well, she asked if i said i wanted to write about you was she was taking a writing course she wanted to use as a story for her writing. i said, sure, i don't mind, but to under two conditions a can't use my name and b. look, i'm not ever being published. this is not why i'm doing this. the for me and i'll do this for you, but i in this ever being published and see you agree. i agreed and he made m want to call you? then he said, i want you to call me, harry. okay, it's my grandfather's name. if y didn't that at the time but it was my grandfather's life. so i go to this writing workshop and i've got a couple chapters written and all of you know how workshops work. but wed er's and then we critique each other and it's my day to be critiqued and i start and this in the workshop stands up and says that guy's name is not harry. that guy's name is greg gatz and st story she is a plagiarist and so i had to do something with who writes mysteries at the ti

i think i'll write that book so i started going to these classes and i said to greg, hey, do you mind if i write a book about you? and what was your response? well, she asked if i said i wanted to write about you was she was taking a writing course she wanted to use as a story for her writing. i said, sure, i don't mind, but to under two conditions a can't use my name and b. look, i'm not interested in this ever being published. this is not why i'm doing this. the for me and i'll do this for you, but i am interested in this ever being published and see you agree. i agreed and he made me. i said, what do you want to call you? then he said, i want you to call me, harry. okay, it's my grandfather's name. if you didn't that at the time, but it was my grandfather's life. so i go to this writing workshop and i've got a couple chapters written and all of you know how workshops work. but we read each other's and then we critique each other and it's my day to be critiqued and i start and this in the workshop stands up and says that guy's name is not harry. that guy's name is greg gatz and she'

we've got greg next to put a smile on your face. [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: i know, iw you missed us, he missed us, didn't you i get it happy wednesday everybody. joe biden had a big way and on super tuesday, he woke up. consider the alternative i mean the president did lose american samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. meanwhile donald trump went 14-1 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. nikki haley suspended her presidential campaign after a series of super tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women can't do mast. according to a report the biden administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. joe claims to having things in common with these people as they don't speak english either. charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot t-shirts luckily as victims won't have to worry about him having any rings. woke officials at the depa

>> greg: i think he did and you are welcome mr. carbo.re is a lot of misery right now in the democratic party. i think the identity is stupid. think what happened was they replaced the self evident with the self identifying. when you are self-evident, yeah, grounding and a foundation. when you replace it with self identifying you have somebody to gender is. it is no foundation for you, and it's like an infinite regress. that is why you have all of these people, and gender, gender fluidity, then i'll be x. gender, than we talked was spared and it's because they can't seem to find a foundation in their lives. women may be the better half but in the party men are still have that they are really good itself those the democrats have deemed problematic. men know this but they are afraid of these preachy females. we are. we don't want to be yelled at. when we look at what has happened outside the empathy is directed at the latest because, without any controls in place, you end up with what is happening out of the border, the squatting, a lot of

>> greg: i don't know. >> jesse: well, we are going to need to know.id she was going to put the guard and the subways, i thought that's great, it's about time. and then i found out what she was going to be doing with the guard: going through bags. so she just made the guard tsa agents. it's going to slow us down. we are trying to get to work, trying to get home, and she is going to check innocent civilians' purses and pocketbooks? no. go after the bad people. don't hassle me. that is why the line is so long at the airport. can we remember one of my favorite anthems from the '90s? the humpty dance? samoans do the humpty hump, why should we do the humpty -- everybody! harold, you know it. samoans, one of the famous li lines. >> harold: you know the group who sang that? >> jesse: digital underground. speed to the colonizer. >> jesse: still love you, harold. you can't dance. >> dana: really didn't take anything. >> greg: up next, the wokies try to ban one of the most iconic world war ii photos in history. that's disgusting. ♪ ♪ god. we take this moment jus

i need a cup over here quick. >> greg spotted a patrol car and flagged down. an office worker let the policeman in the building, while greg called his sister-in- law, denita, sounding frantic. >> the hummer is still parked here and they won't let me in the office. >> once upstairs, it took a glance from the patrol officer to declare chiquita's office a crime scene. a bad one. the shining star light of chiquita tate had been cruelly extinguished. by whom? and, for what reason? >>> coming up, the first clue. >> no blood in the elevator or the lobby. her left hand was open. there was a piece of hair in it. i was like, oh my lord. >> when dateline continues. tel try air wick vibrant, with 2x more natural essential oils for up to 120 days of amazing fragrance per dual pack. now that's a breath of fresh air wick. (ethan) i remember seeing the menthol cigarette ads talking about how they were fresh and soothing. here's my tip. smoking any type of cigarette can cause a stroke. and there's nothing soothing about that. (announcer) you can quit. for free help, call 1-800