the guys at work took a bet on who would win in a fight, you or jaden smith, and they all said jadenybe you should live with jaden smith, dad. - i wish i could! i wish i could live with jaden smith so i'd be rich, and i wouldn't have to live in a boring, sexless marriage where all your mom and i do is piss each other off! oh, crap. sharon, i'm sorry. - no, you're right, randy. without any sex, we just seem to get madder and madder. - no, you're right, sharon. we don't need informative murder porn to find passion in our marriage. we just have to get the spark back. let's go away somewhere, me and you. somewhere exciting and beautiful where we can just focus on us. sharon? hey, sharon, are you here? - i'm here, randy. - it's beautiful, isn't it? come on over here. i built us a fire. - look what i got you. - diamonds. they're beautiful. - just thought i'd surprise you, and there's more where that came from.