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jeff ross. how old are you in this? >> probably about 13 there. 12, 13. >> jimmy: why does it say you're 50? [ laughter ] >> i was a center. i was a punt center on the jonathan dayton regional high school bulldogs. like, this is even before that. this is like when i was a kid playing. >> jimmy: who is the team photographer? ansel adams? why does this look like this? [ laughter ] >> it's yellow, because that's actually the cover of my bar mitzvah invitation. [ laughter ] so now here i am again, decades later working on seating charts, inviting everybody to the roast. what are the centerpieces going to look like? it's like i'm throwing tom this big roast mitzvah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think what i love, looking at this, and i realize, like, losing your hair was not a bad thing at all. [ laughter ] like didi conn from "grease" here. wow. so, you didn't play in high school? >> i played in high school up until my senior year when i discovered food and chicks. i was like, i don't think i really need to -- and driving. >> j
jeff ross. how old are you in this? >> probably about 13 there. 12, 13. >> jimmy: why does it say you're 50? [ laughter ] >> i was a center. i was a punt center on the jonathan dayton regional high school bulldogs. like, this is even before that. this is like when i was a kid playing. >> jimmy: who is the team photographer? ansel adams? why does this look like this? [ laughter ] >> it's yellow, because that's actually the cover of my bar mitzvah invitation. [...
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tonight, ryan gosling -- and jeff ross. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
tonight, ryan gosling -- and jeff ross. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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ross took the stage. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner, robert kraft s office and said, i'm the best decision. your organization has ever made. massage i love robert kraft. i love again, okay, okay okay. >> comedians kevin hart and nikki glaser also took to the stage. first, glaser spoke about brady's investments. tom also lost $30 million in crypto. >> tom, how did you fall for that? i mean even gronk was like me. know that not real money like. >> giselle exactly here supporting you tonight. but just in full transparency, she came as antonio brown's plus one. how does that what brady got the last laugh. >> he said he would have had the roast earlier but he was too busy winning championships. >> next a weekend of photo finishes on two tracks in nascar. >> last night, kyle larson won the race in kansas by 1/1000 of a second, the closest finish in nascar cup series history that followed. the kentucky derby, where mystic dan won the closest three way finish since 1947. larson referenced both after his win, saying kentucky derby, yeah, hold my beer next, in indiana, a
ross took the stage. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner, robert kraft s office and said, i'm the best decision. your organization has ever made. massage i love robert kraft. i love again, okay, okay okay. >> comedians kevin hart and nikki glaser also took to the stage. first, glaser spoke about brady's investments. tom also lost $30 million in crypto. >> tom, how did you fall for that? i mean even gronk was like me. know that not real money like. >>...
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early on in netflix's greatest roast of all time, brady seemed to take offense from roaster jeff ross. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner robert kraft office's and said i'm the best decision your organization has ever made. would you like a massage. >> okay, okay. he's having fun. >> all right, ross was referencing the controversy surrounding new england patriots owner robert kraft, who was charged as part of a 2019 human trafficking investigation. kraft pleaded not guilty, and the charges were dropped a year later. and if anyone knows jeffrey ross, you know he is going to go there. but i like how he stopped him. we're not doing that. >> it's interesting that he stopped him on that, because kevin hart was up there, also bringing up gisele, and gisele's jujitsu trainer/boyfriend right now. >> oh, that hits low. >> but he didn't go up for that one with kevin hart. >>> when we come back, the cdc has issued an important warning to dairy farm owners, and how mcdonald's plans to beef up a staple in the coming months. it ain't my dad's razor, dad. ay watch it! it's from gi
early on in netflix's greatest roast of all time, brady seemed to take offense from roaster jeff ross. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner robert kraft office's and said i'm the best decision your organization has ever made. would you like a massage. >> okay, okay. he's having fun. >> all right, ross was referencing the controversy surrounding new england patriots owner robert kraft, who was charged as part of a 2019 human trafficking investigation. kraft...
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ross. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner robert kraft's office and said, i'm the best decision your organization has ever made. would you like a massage? >> i like how he stopped. ross was referencing the controversy surrounding new england patriots owner robert kraft who was charged as part of a 2019 human trafficking investigation. kraft pleaded not guilty and the charges were dropped a year later. >> the fact that he went up for that, even though kevin hart went there with gisele bundchen dating her jaw sit sue coach and trainer and tom brady didn't do anything for that. it was kind of interesting. >> where is the loyalty line. >> that was where it hit a nerve. >>> this year's kentucky derby set a new record. we will give you a hint it wasn't for the big hats or mint juleps. >>> anhod w mcdonald's plans to take its burgers and make them even more delicious this year. it ain't my dad's razor, dad. ay watch it! it's from gillettelabs. this green bar releases trapped hairs from my face... gamechanga! ...while the flexdisc contours to it. so the five blades can get
ross. >> that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner robert kraft's office and said, i'm the best decision your organization has ever made. would you like a massage? >> i like how he stopped. ross was referencing the controversy surrounding new england patriots owner robert kraft who was charged as part of a 2019 human trafficking investigation. kraft pleaded not guilty and the charges were dropped a year later. >> the fact that he went up for that, even though kevin...
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ross. i mean, think about it. read about it -- in your trump brand bibles. [ laughter ] the judge also told trump that if he continues to violate the gag order, he might lock him up. melania was like, "don't let judge tell you what to do! keep vee-olating! be a man! [ laughter ] the "washington post" published a story that says trump is so furious about the trial he's too livid to fundraise. which is very livid. i mean, that's lived have a la vida loca. trump is annoyed, he's angry, he's flatulent, and worst of all, he's cold! >> so i'm going to go into this trial, sit in a freezing cold icebox for eight hours, nine hours or so. so i appreciate you being here, thank you very much. i'm going to go into the icebox now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's where leftover meatloaf belongs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] incidentally -- the icebox is also what he calls melania's bedroom. [ rim shot ] i have to say, though -- i don't understand this. if trump is cold, why not add layers? is
ross. i mean, think about it. read about it -- in your trump brand bibles. [ laughter ] the judge also told trump that if he continues to violate the gag order, he might lock him up. melania was like, "don't let judge tell you what to do! keep vee-olating! be a man! [ laughter ] the "washington post" published a story that says trump is so furious about the trial he's too livid to fundraise. which is very livid. i mean, that's lived have a la vida loca. trump is annoyed, he's...
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jeff ross will be here and jerry seinfeld will be here. we'll have music from reeianion gidens and gary clark jr. will be here with stevie wonder. >> guillermo: oh, wow! that's a great week. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what do you think about that? >> guillermo: perfect. >> jimmy: gary clark jr. is bringing stevie wonder. well, that's a good plus one. [ laughter ] we have a great guest tonight. she is an oscar-nominated actress and a five-star individual overall. her highly anticipated new movie with ryan gosling is called "the fall guy." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome emily blunt. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you getting taller? i feel like -- >> i have massive platforms on tonight. these are just my legs. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i heard you on with howard stern this morning. >> how did you think i did? >> jimmy: i think you did great. not only did i think you did great, i feel like you and howard have great chemistry. >> i think i have great chemistry with howard st
jeff ross will be here and jerry seinfeld will be here. we'll have music from reeianion gidens and gary clark jr. will be here with stevie wonder. >> guillermo: oh, wow! that's a great week. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what do you think about that? >> guillermo: perfect. >> jimmy: gary clark jr. is bringing stevie wonder. well, that's a good plus one. [ laughter ] we have a great guest tonight. she is an oscar-nominated actress and a five-star individual overall. her highly...
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ross made a joke about new england patriots owner robert kraft, involving an incident at a massage parlor back in 2019 that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner, robert kraft's office and said, i'm the best decision there organization has ever made would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. i sit again okay. okay vice president for stand-up and comedy formats at netflix. >> defendant the special saying, quote, nothing is off limits, that's what makes it must-see television. even travis and jason kelce, the kelce brothers, who of course are nfl players found the roast entertaining that was unbelievable. >> first off everybody involved hats off i i'd been in tears the whole like last like de just watching the eclipse and everything that had me rolling because of how at everybody's neck people were going. >> i mean, it was pure entertainment and i'm really happy they did it. but i do not. i just do not get the rows. i don't understand why people do because it's got i take myself too seriously joining me now is sally jenkins, columnist for the washington post, her latest piece is
ross made a joke about new england patriots owner robert kraft, involving an incident at a massage parlor back in 2019 that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner, robert kraft's office and said, i'm the best decision there organization has ever made would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. i sit again okay. okay vice president for stand-up and comedy formats at netflix. >> defendant the special saying, quote, nothing is off limits, that's what makes it must-see television....
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jeff ross making light of patriot owner robert kraft's legal troubles. >> he walked into robert kraft's office and said, has ever made. [ applause ] >> would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. >> don't say that again. >> okay, okay. >> despite that moment, the night continued with more jokes at brady's expense. >> what's funny was that was the joke that set him off because there were some other things that were said -- >> it wasn't at his expense. it was at someone else's. >> i think that's why, because they were at his expense, which he asked for. >> is it just for entertainment? why set yourself up for that? >> he probably got paid to get roasted, i guess? >> beam love it. >> i'm sure there was money involved. >> i just don't understand it. >> next up, friends. the odds are good that 20 years ago tonight you were watching the series finale of the beloved sitcom. it was the fourth most watched finale in tv history. joe fryer is here with a look back. good morning to you. >> good morning. so you may raul the titles for all the shows followed this theme. the one with the rumor and
jeff ross making light of patriot owner robert kraft's legal troubles. >> he walked into robert kraft's office and said, has ever made. [ applause ] >> would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. >> don't say that again. >> okay, okay. >> despite that moment, the night continued with more jokes at brady's expense. >> what's funny was that was the joke that set him off because there were some other things that were said -- >> it wasn't at his expense....
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. >> lara: it appears brady gave jeff ross an earful when he made a joke about bob kraft. >> would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. okay, okay. >> lara: kraft reuniting with belichick for the first time since firing his long time coach. no one escaped the heat. even brady's former go to guy, rob gronkowski. >> tom also lost $30 million in crypto. how did you fall for that? i mean, even gronk said, me know that not real money. [ laughter ] >> lara: gronk later celebrating in his usual style. even kim kardashian getting in on the act. >> honestly, it's hard for me to watch people roast you, but i think enough of my family members have helped defend former football players. >> lara: but in the end it was brady who had the last laugh. >> kim kardashian, thank you very much for being here. i know kim was terrified to be here tonight. not because of this, but because her kids are home with their dad. >> robin: oh. >> lara: no one was safe in that room. this morning ben affleck's comments getting traction on social media. he called out fans for criticizing celebrities from behind the
. >> lara: it appears brady gave jeff ross an earful when he made a joke about bob kraft. >> would you like a massage? i love robert kraft. okay, okay. >> lara: kraft reuniting with belichick for the first time since firing his long time coach. no one escaped the heat. even brady's former go to guy, rob gronkowski. >> tom also lost $30 million in crypto. how did you fall for that? i mean, even gronk said, me know that not real money. [ laughter ] >> lara: gronk...
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, jeff gundlach had this to say. i want to get your opinion after this take. >> this is a pretty good environment. the type of strategy we have implemented will keep working and it has been working well for the past six months. that is, you know, you can get pretty good yields by investing in securities and fixed income market that aren't that risky. >> ross, your take quickly >> i would keep it high quality and high credit quality. you can get good yield on high quality corporates or treasuries at this point in the curve i would not be extending risk without tight credit spreads i agree with that statement. >> all right ross mayfield, great to see you. we have to keep it moving. thank you for being here. >>> we have more to come on "worldwide exchange," and including the one word that investors have to know today, but first, more on powell's post decision comments and why former vice chairman roger ferguson says they are setting themselves up for disappointment. >>> and apple reports later today and we will look at
, jeff gundlach had this to say. i want to get your opinion after this take. >> this is a pretty good environment. the type of strategy we have implemented will keep working and it has been working well for the past six months. that is, you know, you can get pretty good yields by investing in securities and fixed income market that aren't that risky. >> ross, your take quickly >> i would keep it high quality and high credit quality. you can get good yield on high quality...
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-- hamas terrorists and that evening jeff. >> the group represented the families of the hostage wanted to get the video out there saying it's a "wake-up call to the civilized world." we're not showing it but i watched all three minutes and extremely graphic and shows five idf soldiers described as lookouts positioned along the border with gaza and you can see several of them wounded and bloody with their hands tied behind their backs and being yelled at. one man tells one of the soldiers that you dogs, we will step on you and another tells one of the soldiers she is "so beautiful." but on the same day that video was released, spain, ireland and norway announcing they will recognize a palestinian state and leaders of both spain and ireland sees as a positive contribution towards possibly ending the war in israel reacting by calling its recalling its ambassador's with prime minister benjamin netanyahu saying this. >> voice of interpreter: the attention of several european countries to recognize a palestinian state as a reward for terrorism is 80 percent of the palestinians in judea and s
-- hamas terrorists and that evening jeff. >> the group represented the families of the hostage wanted to get the video out there saying it's a "wake-up call to the civilized world." we're not showing it but i watched all three minutes and extremely graphic and shows five idf soldiers described as lookouts positioned along the border with gaza and you can see several of them wounded and bloody with their hands tied behind their backs and being yelled at. one man tells one of the...