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kimmel. >> brie larson have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- brie larson, beanie feldstein, and music from jason derulo and michael buble. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in -- relax. i know you're moist. we are getting hit by a biblical amount of rain here in los angeles. all around town, they're gathering kardashians two by two. loading them on. yesterday was our wettest day in twenty years. and here's what's fun about having kids. kids are really wonderful. last night, we're leaving a birthday party. my son billy ate nothing but candy at the birthday party. so, on the way home, i ask him if he wants me to get him a slice of pizza. he says yes. so i pull up to the pizza place, open the car door, not only is it pouring, the water is up to my kneecap. there is just a river running through. but i have
kimmel. >> brie larson have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- brie larson, beanie feldstein, and music from jason derulo and michael buble. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in --...
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[ laughter ] >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dua lipa, leo woodall, and music from sum 41. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. it is a delight to have you here at our headquarters in hollywood. it's very nice. my day got off to a weird start. this morning, i woke up to a text asking if we had nikki haley on the show the night before. it actually said, "did you have haley on the show?" and it took me a while to figure out -- haley who? duff? joel osment? so i went online and learned that nikki haley, who is running for her life right now -- [ laughter ] co-opted one of our bits. she tweeted, "there are always going to be haters and doubters but that means we're doing something right. the best way to troll the trolls? have a good laugh." and then she went right into mean tweets. she used our bit, our title, our logo, our graphic. she called it "nikki haley live." wors
[ laughter ] >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dua lipa, leo woodall, and music from sum 41. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. it is a delight to have you here at our headquarters in hollywood. it's very nice. my day got off to a weird start. this morning, i woke up to a text asking if we...
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right now on jimmy kimmel katy perry. have a great night >>> and now it's time for the deep vein thrombosis halftime extravaganza. ♪ yeah, yeah, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ don't stop until i get them in their birthday suit ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- katy perry -- from the super bowl champion kansas city chiefs mecole hardman -- and music from charles wesley godwin -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> juju: very nice. hello. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the -- i know you're probably exhausted. it's the day after the super bowl, which should be a holiday. we should not be working today. we should be home throwing up guacamole, or whatever we had. i hope you had a super sunday. congratulations. i want to start by saying congratulations to taylor swift and her kansas city chiefs. [ cheering ] game quite a finish. guillermo and i were in las vegas, at the game. he was the ice s
right now on jimmy kimmel katy perry. have a great night >>> and now it's time for the deep vein thrombosis halftime extravaganza. ♪ yeah, yeah, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ don't stop until i get them in their birthday suit ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- katy perry -- from the super bowl champion kansas city chiefs mecole hardman -- and music from charles wesley godwin -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [...
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>> no, i'm jimmy, i'm kimmel. oscars, and i'm lost, and i really need to get back to hollywood. >> do you find gps threatening to your masculinity? i have just the thing for you, kimmy jimmel. let's go. and behold! this is how you get to oscarsland. okay. it's a pretty straight shot through the zone of interest, past past lives over anatomy of a false false and all the way to carnegie hall. >> okay. but how did he get to carnegie hall? >> you practice, jimmy. then it's up the hill to burton academy. take a jeffrey wright and go all the way to los alamos, new mexico. >> i can't remember all this. >> i know. you're limited. but don't worry. we're taking the weird wagon. >> and so they pointed the weird wagon towards a colorful montage. >> to the oscars, man! >> i like your car. >> hey, look, it's even weirder barbie. hey, bella. >> hi. >> she my cousin. >> really? >> yeah. >> and welcome to osage county. >> oh, look, they grow italian people here. >> bellissimo! >> is that rain? >> no, it's kennard bernstein. >> oh
>> no, i'm jimmy, i'm kimmel. oscars, and i'm lost, and i really need to get back to hollywood. >> do you find gps threatening to your masculinity? i have just the thing for you, kimmy jimmel. let's go. and behold! this is how you get to oscarsland. okay. it's a pretty straight shot through the zone of interest, past past lives over anatomy of a false false and all the way to carnegie hall. >> okay. but how did he get to carnegie hall? >> you practice, jimmy. then it's...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody.
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there.
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there.
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here. we had a three-day weekend. it was an eventful weekend. did anyone else get sued by george santos this weekend? [ laughter ] i am currently embroiled in what may be the most preposterous lawsuit of all-time. george santos, a man republicans kicked out of congress for being a fraud, is suing me for fraud. [ laughter ] this is the lawsuit. "james c. kimmel aka jimmy kimmel" -- that's my secret pseudonym. [ laughter ] why didn't they list his pseudonyms, too? "george santos aka anthony devolder aka kitara ravache"? george has sued me, the show, and disney corporation. after he was removed from the house, george signed with cameo to make some money. we wrote some absolutely ridiculous messages for him to read. [ laughter ] we gave them the credit card number, and sure enough, he recorded the messages and sent them back to us. and now he's suing. he says we "deceived him under the guise of fandom, soliciting per
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here. we had a three-day weekend. it was an eventful weekend. did anyone else get sued by george santos this weekend? [ laughter ] i am currently embroiled in what may be the most preposterous lawsuit of all-time. george santos, a man republicans kicked out of congress for being a fraud, is suing me for fraud. [ laughter ]...
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kimmel. >> brie larson have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!"ou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- brie larson, beanie feldstein, and music from jason derulo and
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jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jennifer hudson. david cross.nd music from dhruv. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. cleto, thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us on yet
jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jennifer hudson. david cross.nd music from dhruv. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. cleto, thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us on yet
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ewan mcgregor -- clara mcgregor -- gina rodriguez -- and music from ziggy marley. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the atmospheric river to be here. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood, where it's kind of clean for a change. we've been getting washed for 72 hours straight. [ laughter ] it's raining cats and purse dogs here. [ laughter ] it's been crazy. i've lived here for 30 years, i dont think i've seen anything like it. instead of driving home tonight, i'm just going to wait for my house to float by and pick me up. [ laughter ] there was flooding on the vegas strip with the super bowl in vegas five days from now. this was interesting. 1 in 4 americans, 68 million people, are expected to bet on the game this year. when i say bet on "the game," i of course mean bet on taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] these are real thing
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ewan mcgregor -- clara mcgregor -- gina rodriguez -- and music from ziggy marley. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the atmospheric river to be here. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood, where it's kind of clean for a change. we've been getting washed for 72 hours...
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but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! tonight right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy, let's make this the fattest tuesday yet. >> were you awake when the nominations were announced? >> i had just sent my husband and kids off to school. >> america's husband is 11 years old millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness. we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. austin medical center. austin police say it appears to be an accident. >> obviously, this is a big deal . um, we have eight patients that are queued up to go to other facilities just so that we can better regroup. we are so thankful that the building itself appears to be in good condition. >> the
but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! tonight right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy, let's make this the fattest tuesday yet. >> were you awake when the nominations were announced? >> i had just sent my husband and kids off to school. >> america's husband is 11 years old millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we...
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right now on jimmy kimmel david spade. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- david spade, chef matty matheson, and music from jenny lewis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guillermo, thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. i'm the most. thank you for joining us. i'd been hoping you would join us, and, sure enough, you did. i hate to interrupt, but we have an abundance to stupid di to get to tonight. it was a very productive weekend for our former president. when i say productive, not even the slightest bit productive, but he did a lot of talking, specifically donald trump was asked to show up at a gala for the black conservative federation, where he was given the champion of black america award, which is already funny. previous recipients of the "champion of black america" award include no one. they made it up specifically for him. because when you think about the true champions of black america, you think obama, you think dr. king, you think rosa parks, and you think of this guy. >> these l
right now on jimmy kimmel david spade. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- david spade, chef matty matheson, and music from jenny lewis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guillermo, thank you for watching. i'm jimmy. i'm the most. thank you for joining us. i'd been hoping you would join us, and, sure enough, you did. i hate to interrupt, but we have an abundance...
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia, da'vine joy randolph, and music from vacations. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. oh, that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please. please, relax. thank you. i appreciate that. and before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. we have a new family pet. we adopted a dog named todd. and todd is, we are learning, odd. he's a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. like he doesn't like to go for walks. you ever meet a dog that doesn't like to go for a walk? [ laughter ] like a clown that doesn't like balloons, it makes no sense. anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our son's room. todd threw up. so i run. todd indeed did throw up. made a little vomit mountain on the rug. and then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, "oh, my dog thinks he's a p
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia, da'vine joy randolph, and music from vacations. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. oh, that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please. please, relax. thank you. i appreciate that. and before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home...
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on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i got your back. cheers. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwen stefani, fortune feimster, plus music by gwen stefani and blake shelton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. oh, wow. i can feel the love in the air. we're glad to have you here on this especially humpy hump day. as i'm sure you're aware, it is valentine's day. if you weren't aware, probably why your wife has been mad all day. not saying anything. [ laughter ] i'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are making love right now with the tv on. [ laughter ] we see you. and to those making love in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] st. valentine was the patron saint of, i don't know, trying to convince your loved ones to do weird things in bed. [ laughter ] nobody really knows. today also happens to be ash wednesday, which is confusing. i accidentally gave my priest chocolates and li
on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i got your back. cheers. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwen stefani, fortune feimster, plus music by gwen stefani and blake shelton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. oh, wow. i can feel the love in the air. we're glad to have you here on this especially humpy hump day. as i'm sure...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very nice.i, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i got to tell you something, i just made my way from my office to the stage, and it has never smelled more like pot -- [ laughter ] >> guillermo: smelled good. >> jimmy: there are grow rooms that smell less like pot. [ laughter ] and it makes no sense because a joint is like, what, the size of maybe the ring finger, tops. it's the whole damn place. do you guys smell it? the reason, i assume, i don't want to jump to conclusions. but the gin to my juice, snoop dogg, is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will somebody tell snoop dogg he's here tonight? [ laughter ] guillermo, did you visit snoop in his room before the show? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, i'm scared. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: because i can barely see your eyes tonight, why is that? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, last time i went, it took me two days to be normal. [ laughter ] so
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very nice.i, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i got to tell you something, i just made my way from my office to the stage, and it has never smelled more like pot -- [ laughter ] >> guillermo: smelled good. >> jimmy: there are grow rooms that smell less like pot. [ laughter ] and it makes no sense because a joint is like,...
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have a great night >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- lionel richie. sandra huller. and music from shaed. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. oh, very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the aftermath of valentine's. on another day of bigly courtroom drama for our former president. the orange one this morning, don trump was back in the warm embrace of the american judicial system, the only place that truly loves and appreciates him. he had cases going in both new york and georgia today. simultaneously. this is his version of uniting the country. criminal trials in the north and the south. [ laughter ] trump unsuccessfully tried to get his trial in new york dismissed today, while he is also trying to get the prosecutor in georgia dismissed. it's a regular "dismiss america pageant." [ laughter ] it didn't work out in new york. the judge set a date and it's really, finally happening,
have a great night >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- lionel richie. sandra huller. and music from shaed. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. oh, very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the aftermath of valentine's. on another day of bigly...
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disgrace former congressman george santos says that jimmy kimmel tricked him into making cameo videos and illegally broadcast them on his late night talk show. santos suit says that kim will broke copyright laws when he took his cameo clips and use them for a bit on his show, that he called will santos, say it. here's an example. >> will santos say it >> let's find out. >> he, gary for tuna santos here. i just wanted to stop by to congratulate you for winning the clearwater, florida beef he didn't contest >> there's so many in there, so good. tom foreman here with us now. tell us about this lawsuit and how santos says he was tricked by kimmel and does he really have a case? >> well, you know, basically the argument here whether he has a case, it's up to the courts to decide basically what he is saying is that jimmy kimmel lured him into this as attorney said, they took advantage of santos, his good nature to play along with his cameo videos. and that in doing so, he recorded these videos which you know, you can reach out to celebrities, semi celebrities, people have any sort of note a
disgrace former congressman george santos says that jimmy kimmel tricked him into making cameo videos and illegally broadcast them on his late night talk show. santos suit says that kim will broke copyright laws when he took his cameo clips and use them for a bit on his show, that he called will santos, say it. here's an example. >> will santos say it >> let's find out. >> he, gary for tuna santos here. i just wanted to stop by to congratulate you for winning the clearwater,...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or "odie" as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the united states to land on the moon since 1972. which is a big deal. this is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. nasa posted this today -- "your order was delivered -- to the moon!" [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazon-garbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations,
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or...
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and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm the host. thank you for watching.hank you for joining us on the -- [ cheers and applause ] probably the drunkiest day of the year. it is fat tuesday. it is mature degraw. this was the scene in new orleans today. where locals showed their appreciation for the police. [ laughter ] fat tuesday. i don't know about you, but i, for one, am sick of seeing tuesday get fat shamed. and i know it's coming from that skinny bitch thursday. [ laughter ] this is kind of funny. a high school kid in alabama is raising awareness that the beads that get thrown around at mardi gras are not great for the environment. >> mardi gras isn't the mardi gras outthe beads but they could release potentially harmful metals into the environment. >> we're not shooting to rain on anybody's parade. this is still a really fun time, fun activity. but conscientious about the contaminants that are on the beads. >> reporter: thomas, along with his mom, studied beads for five years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: five years? could you imagine studying beads with you
and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm the host. thank you for watching.hank you for joining us on the -- [ cheers and applause ] probably the drunkiest day of the year. it is fat tuesday. it is mature degraw. this was the scene in new orleans today. where locals showed their appreciation for the police. [ laughter ] fat tuesday. i don't know about you, but i, for one, am sick of seeing tuesday get fat shamed. and i know it's coming from that skinny bitch...
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on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- samuel l. jackson, jake tapper, and music from train and reo speedwagon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in the united states of america, where you know what, they say we're slipping here. they say we don't have the same vitality we used to. but guess what? just when they start to count us out, we get on our feet and back on top. that's why i'm so pleased to announce that cases of syphilis in the united states have skyrocketed. [ laughter ] to the highest numbers since the 1950s. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] small victory. syphilis -- you know what syphilis is, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, it's a disease that you get with -- having sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's a bacterial disease, and guillermo described it properly. it can lead to paralysis, hearing loss, demen
on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- samuel l. jackson, jake tapper, and music from train and reo speedwagon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in the united states of america, where you know what, they say we're slipping...
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. >> we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. quinta brunson from the abc hit comedy abbott elementary. >> have a great >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> they're taking teeth out, so it's a little bloody, so don't chew on this. >> what teeth? >> just some -- an extra one that was up there, and your wisdom teeth. >> wisdom teeth? am i dumb now? [ laughter ] >> you're not dumb. they took out your wisdom teeth, yeah. >> i'm not wise anymore? >> what, baby? >> am i dumb? >> oh, no, sweetie, you're not dumb. shh, you're not dumb. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- quinta brunson, nikolaj coster-waldau, and music from drew holcomb & the neighbors. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice, thank you. hi. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching and for coming. thank you for -- i heard you might be coming, i never imagined you actually would. [ laughter ] you look fantastic. all eyes this week, are on my home
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. >> there. [ laughter ] >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight from the cast of "dune: part 2" timothÉe chalamet, zendaya, austin butler and florence pugh. plus music from benson boone with cleto and the cletones and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hi, mom. how are you? relax. please. it's already too much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for braving the storm to be here. you're all heroes. when dry january ends, it really ends, doesn't it? today is the first day of february, the hardest of all the months to spell. once again, as february arrives for the 85th year in a row, our nation's newscasters cannot believe it. >> can you believe it? it's already february. >> hard to believe that january's in the rear-view mirror. >> hard to believe it's february. >> hard to believe we rolled into february. >> february. >> that's crazy. >> can you believe it? >> february 1st, that's hard to believe. >> february 1st. >> hard to believe. >> hard to believe, february 1st. >> hard to bel
. >> there. [ laughter ] >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight from the cast of "dune: part 2" timothÉe chalamet, zendaya, austin butler and florence pugh. plus music from benson boone with cleto and the cletones and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hi, mom. how are you? relax. please. it's already too much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for braving the storm to be...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel oscar nominee paul giamatti. it should be good. >> have a great night. >>> and that's your forecast. >> thank you very much. what have you got up at the weekend? >> my niece's surprise birthday party. >> oh, that's lovely. >> so that will be nice. >> not a surprise if she's watching this. >> oh, goodness me. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- paul giamat.
we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel oscar nominee paul giamatti. it should be good. >> have a great night. >>> and that's your forecast. >> thank you very much. what have you got up at the weekend? >> my niece's surprise birthday party. >> oh, that's lovely. >> so that will be nice. >> not a surprise if she's watching this. >> oh, goodness me. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- paul giamat.
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but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live!ht after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama. let's make this happen tonight. if you go to the emmys, win or lose, you're going to go out and you probably will drink alcohol. you had a lot of fun afterwards. >> i had a lot of fun. yeah had a lot of legal fun afterwards. yeah, yeah two very different visions for california. steve garvey, the leading republican, is too conservative for california. he voted for trump twice and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. you want to see who we are as americans? i'm peter dixon and in kenya... we built a hospital that provides maternal care. as a marine... we fought against the taliban and their crimes against women. and in hillary clinton's state department...
but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live!ht after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama. let's make this happen tonight. if you go to the emmys, win or lose, you're going to go out and you probably will drink alcohol. you had a lot of fun afterwards. >> i had a lot of fun. yeah had a lot of legal fun afterwards. yeah, yeah two very different visions for california. steve garvey, the leading republican, is too conservative for...
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cast of dhoom two. >> have a great night >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live." >> we have to move wayk. you have to move way back. >> there. [ laughter ] >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight from the cast of "dune:
cast of dhoom two. >> have a great night >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live." >> we have to move wayk. you have to move way back. >> there. [ laughter ] >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight from the cast of "dune:
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and now he's making those same allegations against jimmy kimmel. so it's quite ironic and that's something that came pointed out in his his response there. but i'll leave i'll leave the actual terms and conditions and legal stuff up to the lawyers, guess? >> yeah. >> dripping with >> irony story, oliver darcy. thanks so much for the update. >> well, he thought he won 340 million. turns out though, it was a typo, is he still going to get a payout? will dig into the story next. >> via headline or las vegas. that's what i want to do. >> it's unlike anywhere else in the world vegas, the story of sin city sunday at ten on cnn >> being a journalist is the best job in the world. asking challenging questions of the folks who run the world is ukraine going to win this war? >> yes, of course. >> you're ready. >> the lead with jake tapper, cnn next that first time you take a step back. i made that with your very own online store. >> i sold that. >> had you can manage it all in one place. >> i built this and >> it was easing with a partner that puts you first
and now he's making those same allegations against jimmy kimmel. so it's quite ironic and that's something that came pointed out in his his response there. but i'll leave i'll leave the actual terms and conditions and legal stuff up to the lawyers, guess? >> yeah. >> dripping with >> irony story, oliver darcy. thanks so much for the update. >> well, he thought he won 340 million. turns out though, it was a typo, is he still going to get a payout? will dig into the story...
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the cast of "oppenheimer" -- cillian murphy. emily blunt. and robert downey jr. plus rory scovel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. that's very nice, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you did. you picked a good night to be here, that's for sure. can you feel the atomic energy in the room? [ laughter ] all the way from los alamos, the oscar-nominated cast of "oppenheimer," cillian murphy, emily blunt, and robert downey jr. are here. [ cheers and applause ] and don't worry, they left the nuclear waste known as matt damon at home. [ cheers and applause ] he will not be here. we don't let just anyone in here. this isn't a dunkin' commercial. [ laughter ] in washington, d.c., our worst and dimmest gathered for the annual cpac convention. cpac, for those who don't know, is a meeting of the right-wing nuttiest republicans. remember in ghostbus
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the cast of "oppenheimer" -- cillian murphy. emily blunt. and robert downey jr. plus rory scovel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. that's very nice, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you did. you picked a good night to be here, that's for sure. can you feel the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome.i, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in -- oh please, relax. traffic has come to a complete stop thanks to the president of the united states, who is here to raise money. i feel like if we got organized we could pay him more to not come. [ laughter ] took my wife an hour and a half to go six miles last night. they shut down everything. they closed all the roads from disneyland to magic mountain, all roads are closed. the traffic is slower than, well, this. [ laughter ] easy, easy, just be real careful, no need to rush, steady as we go. steady. just -- it's just a few more steps till we get -- we'll get you in that car. and there will be -- okay, all right, great. he made it. i mean, is there anything more heart-stopping than watching him walk down stairs? [ laughter ] it makes me feel like i'm in the movie "a quiet place." there's that much tension. [ laughter ] anyway, the president is here to raise money. and also to see if ste
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome.i, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in -- oh please, relax. traffic has come to a complete stop thanks to the president of the united states, who is here to raise money. i feel like if we got organized we could pay him more to not come. [ laughter ] took my wife an hour and a half to go six miles last night. they shut down everything....
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jimmy kimmel enlists the help of weird barbie to prepare to be host ryan gosling reprising his role,0th and i love it when they do these little things, and the self-deprecation >> we know how big of a deal that greta wasn't nominated. it was fun to see it integrated into that. >> staying on the whole barbie corps. >> and speaking of jimmy kimmel, ka katy perry revealed that her seventh season on "american idol" had likely be her last there are conflicts with her schedule as a reason for the departure. she has been a fixture alongside luke bryan and lionel richie my favorite part was when jimmy asked, what do luke and lionel think? think? and she a she said they'll findt tomorrow >> she wants to feel the pulse of her own beat. that was so well put good luck to her >>> now to disney revealing that a brand-new attraction is almost there. the company announced that tiana's bayou adventure based on frin princess and a frog will open in florida. it keeps the flume design of splash mountain. it comes after the announcement in 2021 that the ride would be rye vamped to more inclusive concept.
jimmy kimmel enlists the help of weird barbie to prepare to be host ryan gosling reprising his role,0th and i love it when they do these little things, and the self-deprecation >> we know how big of a deal that greta wasn't nominated. it was fun to see it integrated into that. >> staying on the whole barbie corps. >> and speaking of jimmy kimmel, ka katy perry revealed that her seventh season on "american idol" had likely be her last there are conflicts with her...
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>> jimmy kimmel enlists the help of kate mckinnon's weird barbie to prepare him for his fourth stintit ends with the trademark ken reaction the oscars air on march 10th how fun to be able to go full-on barbie with jimmy kimmel, as they prepare for it. it's going to be here before we flow it. ther likely be her departure. she's been a member of the three-judge panel since 2018 alongside luke bryan and lionel richie i love what she said about luke and lionel's reactions basically, they don't flow yet know yet. i wonder who's going to replace her. >>> now to disney revealing that a brand-new attraction is almost there. the company announced that thiaw that's bayou adventure based off the 2009 princess and the frog movie will open this summer at walt disney world in florida the new orleans-themed ride keeps the classic log flume design of its predecessor splash mountain it comes after disney announced in 2020 that the long-standing ride would be revamped to a more inclusive concept. disneyland in california will also receive its own version later this year. and just one of thmany changes
>> jimmy kimmel enlists the help of kate mckinnon's weird barbie to prepare him for his fourth stintit ends with the trademark ken reaction the oscars air on march 10th how fun to be able to go full-on barbie with jimmy kimmel, as they prepare for it. it's going to be here before we flow it. ther likely be her departure. she's been a member of the three-judge panel since 2018 alongside luke bryan and lionel richie i love what she said about luke and lionel's reactions basically, they...
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now he's suing a bcs, jimmy kimmel santos says that kim was team deceived him into creating videos and the video the message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, santos appears offended that a person would pretend to be someone they are not. then reap the rewards at deception, something of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kimball's team wrote to santos george, please congratulate my mom, brenda on the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off she in dr. howard should offer went through a lot of dogs in the trial runs, but they finally got it to stick teller to give aid off a big belly rub for me, we'll set those said he, brenda wanted to congratulate you on successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all. i know it was a lot of trials and triple relations, but you finally did it. now, you get to enjoy, eat all then be happy. so give him a belly rub for me >> so, now by our senior chief reporter, harry enten, wow, how many of these cameo videos that santos actually
now he's suing a bcs, jimmy kimmel santos says that kim was team deceived him into creating videos and the video the message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, santos appears offended that a person would pretend to be someone they are not. then reap the rewards at deception, something of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kimball's team wrote to santos george, please congratulate my mom,...
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maybe you saw these segments of jimmy kimmel show when he was submitting anonymous request for santos to record greetings on cameo, not revealing that they were fake greetings or if they would be broadcast >> george, please congratulate my mom, brenda, and the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off. we'll set those said you brenda wanted to keep gradually, you want successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all >> well now santos is suing jimmy kibble, abc in the walt disney company, claiming that he deceived him into creating the videos for the skit in this lawsuit, santos santos says that kibble misrepresented the motives for the sole purpose of capitalizing and ridiculing. sandra says, quote, gregarious personality. that's in his lawsuit. he wants at least $2 million in damages, which he could potentially need to keep up with his legal bills since he is not drawing his congressional salary anymore and instead, making money from those videos on cameo will follow that. also a reminder here about what's next on the lead tomorrow is jake is going to interview republi
maybe you saw these segments of jimmy kimmel show when he was submitting anonymous request for santos to record greetings on cameo, not revealing that they were fake greetings or if they would be broadcast >> george, please congratulate my mom, brenda, and the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off. we'll set those said you brenda wanted to keep gradually, you want successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all >> well now santos is suing jimmy kibble, abc in the...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. cleto, thank you. hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us on yet another big day for america that most americans don't even know is a big day for america. and i guess it isn't really. because today was primary election day in michigan. even though we already know who is going to win the primary in michigan. this primary election cycle has all the suspense of an episode of "blue's clues." [ laughter ] you just don't know. the only question tonight was, by how many points will nikki haley lose this one? the real contest in michigan is over who is running the voting for republicans? two different people, a woman named kristina karamo, and a guy named pete claim to be chair of the state republican hair by. and scheduled dueling events. they're having two republican nominating conventions at the same time. remember when they released two different fyre festival documentaries at once? [ laughter ] it's like a dumber version of that. this woman, kristina karamo,
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. cleto, thank you. hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us on yet another big day for america that most americans don't even know is a big day for america. and i guess it isn't really. because today was primary election day in michigan. even though we already know who is going to win the primary in michigan. this primary election cycle has all the suspense of...
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bob odenkirk, theo james, and music from sheryl crow. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, it's very -- i need it, i tell you what. we are squeaking toward the end of february. i got to say, i don't know if i'm going to make to it november, guys. it's just too much. we still have 46 primaries to go. you knew that, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i know you have that primary advent calendar going at home. [ laughter ] all eyes were on the state of michigan last night for the primary elections there. as was expected, donald trump scored bigly over nikki haley. who reaffirmed that she has no intention of dropping out. she said her campaign is going to take this race one crushing [ laughter ] defeat at a time. president biden is running against no one. he beat no one with a commanding 81% of the vote. 13% of democrats in michigan v
>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bob odenkirk, theo james, and music from sheryl crow. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, it's very -- i need it, i tell you what. we are squeaking toward the end of february. i got to say, i don't know if i'm going to make to it november, guys. it's just too much. we still have...
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right now on jimmy kimmel katy perry. have a great night >>> and now it's time for the deep vein thrombosis halftime extravaganza. ♪ yeah, yeah, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪
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we'll see you tomorrow. >> guillermo: previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> i don't think he can go on the slide. the slide like you're going to get stuck. >> look at him. >> danny, you're going break it. >> best day of my life! >> the whole thing is going the fall.
we'll see you tomorrow. >> guillermo: previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> i don't think he can go on the slide. the slide like you're going to get stuck. >> look at him. >> danny, you're going break it. >> best day of my life! >> the whole thing is going the fall.
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next, george santos suing jimmy kimmel because of this he julia >> gradually she is on getting your driving task candidate, john edwards cheated on his cancer-stricken wife, had a baby with his girlfriend and then tried to pass >> it off as a campaign staffers killed we're here to get your side of the story. >> united states of scandal with jake tapper, new episodes sunday at nine on cnn yeah here, movement that inspires the first time you made a sale online with godaddy was also the first time you heard of a town named dinosaur, colorado's got an order from dancer, colorado starting easy to build powerful website for free with a partner that always puts you first start for free at godaddy.com. >> when enamel is gone, you cannot get it back, but you can repair it with pronoun will repair it penetrates deep into the to, to actively repair acid weakened enamel. i recommend for namma repair with new pronoun repair mouthwash, you can enhance that prepare beyond brushing, they were great together >> meet milo is part border collie and part party animal meet the new bissell little green hydro ste
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now he's suing abc's jimmy kimmel. santos says that kimball's team deceived him into creating videos and the video message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, center those appears offended that a person who would pretend to be someone they are not. then reap the rewards at deception, something of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kimball's team wrote to santos george please congratulate my mom, brenda on the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off she and dr. howard should offer went through a lot of dogs in the trial runs, but they finally got it to stick. tell her to give aid off a big belly rub for me, we'll set those said he, brenda wanted to keep gradually, you want successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all. i know it was a lot of trials and tribulations but he finally did it. now, you get to enjoy, eat all, then be happy. so give him a belly rub for me >> so now, by our senior chief r
now he's suing abc's jimmy kimmel. santos says that kimball's team deceived him into creating videos and the video message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, center those appears offended that a person who would pretend to be someone they are not. then reap the rewards at deception, something of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kimball's team wrote to santos george please congratulate...