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he's the host of "jimmy kimmel live!" one of the best, my friend, jimmy kimmel is on the show.e. [ cheers and applause ] for mr. kimmel. first time. and she's a fantastic actress you've seen in "barbie" and "derry girls." now she's starring in "bridgerton," whose third season premieres on netflix may 16th. nicola coughlan will also be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thrilled she's going to be here. a lot of first timers tonight. before we get to all that, michael cohen took the stand as the prosecution's star witness in donald trump's hush money trial and revealed private conversations he had with trump about that hush money payment. and trump held a rally in new jersey where he attacked the prosecutor, slammed bruce springsteen and praised, let me see here, oh, hannibal lecter. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know, i'll admit when i first heard about trump's rally in new jersey, i thought, hey, maybe the guy's finally chilling out a little because this is the headline i saw from "the new york times." "away from the confines of
he's the host of "jimmy kimmel live!" one of the best, my friend, jimmy kimmel is on the show.e. [ cheers and applause ] for mr. kimmel. first time. and she's a fantastic actress you've seen in "barbie" and "derry girls." now she's starring in "bridgerton," whose third season premieres on netflix may 16th. nicola coughlan will also be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thrilled she's going to be here. a lot of first timers tonight. before we get to all...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin costner. pamela adlon. slash. and music from hardy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, fellows. i'm gelmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and for joining us here in hollywood, california, where we welcome you warmly. we have a fun show tonight. slash is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have -- i don't know if you heard. there's a big trial going on in new york. our former president and future convicted felon, who after saying who knows how many times he would absolutely testify, has opted not to testify. [ laughter ] and the defense has rested their case. you i'll tell you, though, one thing i'm going to miss as this trial wraps up is watching trump's lawyer, todd blanche silently glowering as trump stands outside the courtroom, whining every day. >> there's never been anything like this that i've ever seen. kangaroo courts also, it's stacked up. what'
, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin costner. pamela adlon. slash. and music from hardy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, fellows. i'm gelmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and for joining us here in hollywood, california, where we welcome you warmly. we have a fun show tonight. slash is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have -- i don't know if you...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer lopez. tony goldwyn. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. look at this, slash is here with us tonight. how about that? [ cheering ] what a way to come back to work. i was in new york last week, supporting my friend donald trump. this poor guy. it's like you can't have an affair with a porn star and give her campaign money to shut her up anymore. it's not fair at all. the criminal trial, the people versus donald julianne trump, is coming to a close. prosecutors concluded their case today. the defense is expected to rest tomorrow. and i have to say, i don't think a defense has ever been more well-rested. than this one. let her rip van winkle fell asleep in court again today. a reporter from the new york daily news tweeted -- "it appeared trump was fully out a few
we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer lopez. tony goldwyn. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. look at this, slash is here with us tonight. how about that? [ cheering ] what a way to...
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right now jimmy kimmel, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. th
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. sofia vergara, have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sofia vergara. manolo gonzalez vergara. 12-year-old artist andris valencia. and music from st. vincent. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. welcome! i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you, cleto. thank you for joining us here in los angeles on what was a big afternoon in new york, and for the united states of america. we have a verdict in the case of the people versus o.j., i mean, d.j. [ laughter ] donald john trump is guilty of 34 felony charges! [ cheers and applause ] after seven long weeks, the courtroom is empty and donald trump's diaper is full! [ laughter ] the decision was unanimous. the jury wasted no time. they started deliberating yesterday and got right to it. it played out in a strange way. at 4:15 this afternoon, reports said there would be no verdict. the judge was sending
we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. sofia vergara, have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sofia vergara. manolo gonzalez vergara. 12-year-old artist andris valencia. and music from st. vincent. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. welcome! i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you, cleto. thank you for joining us here...
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♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!"e. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, an exceptionally funny man. you can see him in his new one-man show "please stop the ride." mike birbiglia is with us. [ cheering ] then later, from calabasas, with a new version of their classic album, retitled "morning view 23." it comes out friday. incubus from the don julio outdoor stage. [ cheering ] you can see incubus on tour live starting august 23rd in detroit, michigan. this week, we have new shows with chris pine, josh brolin, nikki glaser, bert kreischer, chris perfetti and david beckham with music from sarah mclachlan, andra day and cage the elephant. [ cheering ] our first guest has a truck-bed full of amas, cmas and whatever other mas there are. you can watch him nurture and crush young talent alongside lionel and katy on "american idol" live sunday nights here on abc. please welcome luke bryan. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you smell like leather. >> it's rich mahogany and leather or something, or leather-bound
♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!"e. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, an exceptionally funny man. you can see him in his new one-man show "please stop the ride." mike birbiglia is with us. [ cheering ] then later, from calabasas, with a new version of their classic album, retitled "morning view 23." it comes out friday. incubus from the don julio outdoor stage. [ cheering ] you can see incubus on tour live starting august 23rd in...
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and not on "jimmy kimmel live." >> it is an honor to be here, not on "jimmy kimmel live." >> yes, myentiments exactly. >> jimmy: oh, come on, guys. >> guillermo: so your movie is called "furiosa"? >> what was it? what? >> guillermo: then it is time for "furiosa mimosa!" >> yes. >> what's a furiosa mimosa? >> yes, what is a furiosa mimosa? >> ooh! thank you so much. here you go, darling. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right, thank you, guille guillermo. thanks so much. >> guillermo: now who's ready to play, guess what i'm thinking of? "what is guillermo thinking of?" >> jimmy: no one. >> guillermo: think what i'm thinking of, okay? >> okay. >> guillermo: guess what i'm thinking of, okay? >> what are you thinking? >> i'm getting something. it's -- fried chicken. >> guillermo: yeah, fried chicken! >> i was going to say fried chicken! dammit. >> jimmy: here's some money, here, take some money. >> money? >> thank you. >> jimmy: wait a minute. that's my wallet, guillermo, where did you get my wallet? >> that's very kind of you. >> guillermo: you left it on your desk, dumbass. we
and not on "jimmy kimmel live." >> it is an honor to be here, not on "jimmy kimmel live." >> yes, myentiments exactly. >> jimmy: oh, come on, guys. >> guillermo: so your movie is called "furiosa"? >> what was it? what? >> guillermo: then it is time for "furiosa mimosa!" >> yes. >> what's a furiosa mimosa? >> yes, what is a furiosa mimosa? >> ooh! thank you so much. here you go, darling. >>...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john mulaney. plus, music from gary clark jr. and stevie wonder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please relax. we're glad you're joining us here at our home in hollywood, where i have to say, i am very excited, i am very proud, i'm exhilarated, even. because from here on, we aren't just following the donald trump drama in new york, we are part of it. we are part of the official record of the people versus donald trump. i will explain in a moment. but suffice it to say when ryan murphy makes the nine-part miniseries about this for fubo -- [ laughter ] i will be in it. i would assume someone like george clooney or maybe chris hemsworth will be playing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, you will be in it. >> guillermo: all right, yeah! >> jimmy: you will be played by pedro pascal. [ cheers and appla
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john mulaney. plus, music from gary clark jr. and stevie wonder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please relax. we're glad you're joining us here at our home in hollywood, where i have to say, i am very excited, i am very proud, i'm exhilarated, even. because from here on, we...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. very nice.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. please, relax, relax, relax. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we are back to work after an extra, extra long holiday weekend. we spent most of it at children's hospital. our son billy had an open-heart surgery. he is doing very well. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your good wishes. thank you for your thoughts. cleto, thank you for the edible arrangement. let me tell you something. if there's one thing a 7-year-old boy loves, it's an edible arrangement. [ laughter ] >> cleto: we do what we can. >> jimmy: this edible arrangement, you know what happened, somebody got a flower arrangement, they're like, "oh, these are beautiful, you know what would be better? if we could eat them." [ laughter ] >> cleto: that's what i figured. >> jimmy: we went in the hospital thursday morning. we got home monday. not an hour after we walk in the house from the hospital with our son, this happens. >> oh my god, okay, that i
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. very nice.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. please, relax, relax, relax. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we are back to work after an extra, extra long holiday weekend. we spent most of it at children's hospital. our son billy had an open-heart surgery. he is doing very well. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your good wishes. thank you for your thoughts. cleto, thank...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jerry seinfeld. melissa benoist. rusic e ic giddens. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you did it. you made it. dreams really do come true. we have much to get to tonight, including jerry seinfeld who is here in our studio for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] which is very exciting. wait till you see his teeth, they're perfect. [ laughter ] you will be amazed and delighted. here's some good news, i think. according to a new report from "the washington post," americans are sleeping more than they ever have. or at least since scientists started sneaking into our rooms and measuring how much we're sleeping. [ laughter ] we are sleeping more than we have in the last 20 years. as i look around, i see that some of you are sleeping right now before my eyes. [ laughter ] i do think about that sometimes. people watching at home, falling asleep while we work on t
, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jerry seinfeld. melissa benoist. rusic e ic giddens. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you did it. you made it. dreams really do come true. we have much to get to tonight, including jerry seinfeld who is here in our studio for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] which is very exciting. wait till you see his teeth, they're...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. hi, everyone.ery nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. please, relax. it was a very stormy day for everyone's favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit "f" as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. the prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, stormy daniels took the stand this morning. for donald trump -- i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. we got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. in which we examined her signature on a letter trump's henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did "it." daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a "tip off" to jimmy kimmel. who is me. [ laughter ] somehow i have become the kato kaelin of this trial.
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. hi, everyone.ery nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. please, relax. it was a very stormy day for everyone's favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit "f" as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. the prosecution today called their star witness,...
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right now jimmy kimmel, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. oh, i appreciate that. you know, i have to say, just about every night lately, we start with our former president, current defendant, donald trump. [ laughter ] but they take wednesday off in court, and i thought it might be nice for a change to check this in on another disturbed egomaniac, kanye west, who's reportedly about to enter the world of film. specifically, the world of pornographic film. with a new studio that is being called "yeezy porn." which is the next logical step after opening a pre-k through 12th grade christian private school. [ laughter ] you can't say he doesn't have range, right? [ laughter ] a spokesperson for yeezy said kan has been kicking around the idea of launching an
right now jimmy kimmel, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. oh, i appreciate that. you know, i have to say, just about every night lately, we start with our former...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. that's very nice.hank you. welcome. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in our studio in hollywood and from your homes around the world. i have to say, it makes me feel very good. you know, so much of every day now is a fight. we're arguing. we're criticizing. we're at each other's throats. there's so much unpleasantness. i thought it might be nice to start with some good news for a change, okay? [ cheers and applause ] o.j. was cremated today. [ laughter ] too soon? okay. and we have a new trial of the century to replace his. the people of new york versus donald trump. so far the people are winning. [ cheers and applause ] our friend, sleepy donzales, he doesn't seem to understand that a jury is going to rule on this. on his way out of court today, he brought a stack of printouts from websites that he feels make the case that there is no case. >> i spent all day on a trial that really is a very unfair trial. these are all stories -
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. that's very nice.hank you. welcome. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in our studio in hollywood and from your homes around the world. i have to say, it makes me feel very good. you know, so much of every day now is a fight. we're arguing. we're criticizing. we're at each other's throats. there's so much unpleasantness. i thought it...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"jennifer lopez. tony goldwyn. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪
we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"jennifer lopez. tony goldwyn. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in -- please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? >> guillermo: no, what you did? >> jimmy: i went to disneyland. >> guillermo: oh, wow. that's nice. >> jimmy: no kids. i went by myself. [ laughter ] and i texted them a bunch of pictures of me on the rides. they were good sports about it. [ laughter ] . we are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. yes, week three. trump's hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home. [ laughter ] according to one of his "friends" trump has been "miserable" in court. he said, "there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet." well, if that's the case, he's going to love prison. he's going to have a great time. the toot fairy was in and outside court on friday
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in -- please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? >> guillermo: no, what you did? >> jimmy: i went to disneyland. >> guillermo: oh, wow. that's nice. >> jimmy: no kids. i went by myself. [ laughter ] and i texted...
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jimmy kimmell host of jimmy kimmell live. good to have you.it in my situation room, which is the bathroom. [ laughter ] i go through each chapter. it's good. it's very interesting. >> robin: coming in hot! jimmy coming in hot! >> george: he is. you're also coming back home. you grew up in brooklyn. what's your first stop? >> usually the hotel. i need to put my luggage down. i did something last night that i almost never do in l.a., i ate a slice of pizza at 1 a.m. in the morning. also, i haven't had the roof of my mouth burned for quite sometime. so it's funny. i said to my wife, i burned the top of my mouth. no, it's good. [ laughter ] >> robin: i'm home. i'm home. molly, you posted this picture. mother's day weekend. >> i did. a made a mistake for mother's day. i posted this picture that i thought was a cute picture of my wife. you can't see our dog because the gma -- my name is blocking his face. there they are. they were all in bed. she said, this is the picture you chose to post? i said, yeah, what's wrong? my hair is wet. i have got my r
jimmy kimmell host of jimmy kimmell live. good to have you.it in my situation room, which is the bathroom. [ laughter ] i go through each chapter. it's good. it's very interesting. >> robin: coming in hot! jimmy coming in hot! >> george: he is. you're also coming back home. you grew up in brooklyn. what's your first stop? >> usually the hotel. i need to put my luggage down. i did something last night that i almost never do in l.a., i ate a slice of pizza at 1 a.m. in the...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ryan gosling -- and jeff ross. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. she's very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. don't think i don't appreciate it. thank you for joining us in beautiful hollywood in spring. the dumpsters are in full bloom. [ cheers and applause ] it's a special day. april is behind us. today is the first day of may. and once again, our nation's news media has been caught flat-footed. >> may 1st, can you believe it? >> yeah, no. >> crazy. >> i know. >> i really can't believe may is here, sherry. >> i can't believe it's may already. >> i know. >> i can't believe it's may 1st already. >> it is may 1st, a new month, can you believe it? >> i can't believe it's already may. >> i cannot believe it's already may. >> kind of flabbergasted it's already may. >> i can't believe it's the first day of may. >> first day of may, can you believe it this. >> may 1s
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, luke bryan, mike birbiglia, and music from incubus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in beautiful hollywood, california. where i don't know about it, but just about every comedian in the world is gathered here in l.a. this week. netflix is having a big comedy festival. last night, they had a roast of tom brady. a live roast and all the stars were there. >> my prediction, iron mike is going to kill that baby. it will be the only legal abortion in texas. >> jimmy: look at that! guillermo in the audience. was it fun? >> guillermo: it was great. >> jimmy: good in person? >> guillermo: yeah, it was very good. >> jimmy: tom brady, i don't know why he did this, but he was a pretty good sport. it's hard to believe only 13 years ago, donald trump was the subject of a big celebrity roast. >> people hat
, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, luke bryan, mike birbiglia, and music from incubus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in beautiful hollywood, california. where i don't know about it, but just about every comedian in the world is gathered here in l.a. this week. netflix is having a big...
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chris pine -- bert kreischer -- and music from andra day. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. thank you. well, very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us. welcome to hollywood. this is it. this is hollywood. isn't it disappointing? [ laughter ] all the action is happening in new york right now. where the stormy daniels roast of donald trump's penis continues for another day. [ laughter ] once again, trump's lawyers asked for a mistrial. once again, the judge said no. trump fell asleep again, multiple times. [ laughter ] look at this. "trump has now had his eyes closed for several minutes, with his chin jutting out." [ laughter ] he fell asleep while stormy daniels testified about sleeping with him. [ laughter ] team trump spent much of the day trying to paint daniels as a sleazy, money-grubbing liar, which, if that is t
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chris pine -- bert kreischer -- and music from andra day. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. thank you. well, very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us. welcome to hollywood. this is it. this is hollywood. isn't it disappointing? [ laughter ] all the...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. vergara, have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sofia vergara. manolo gonzalez vergara.
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i'm ama daetz right now on jimmy kimmel luke bryan.eryone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, luke bryan, mike birbiglia, and music from incubus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.
i'm ama daetz right now on jimmy kimmel luke bryan.eryone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, luke bryan, mike birbiglia, and music from incubus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.
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macks: jimmy kimmel did "the man show."his place "and i might have to be careful." kimmel: you know, i'm a busy guy, and sometimes i just don't have time to get loaded. that's why i love shotgun beer! braun: there was an everyman quality to jimmy. there was a likeability to jimmy, and these were all qualities that i felt were enormously important. kimmel: and in a blink of an eye i was on stage. kimmel: we're on! [applause] kimmel: it didn't make a whole lot of sense, but i guess none of it does, really. i mean, nobody's a late night host until they are one. kimmel: there are no nude women in the film. clooney: yes... kimmel: are you so tired of hot, naked starlets that it doesn't even phase you anymore? you think, "oh, nobody wants to see that. "let's put more sam rockwell's ass." clooney: let's see more male ass. kimmel: when you get a late night talk show, you want to make it different, which is the first mistake. mcnerny: i don't know why that format still works, but it does, and i think that when people break from it,
macks: jimmy kimmel did "the man show."his place "and i might have to be careful." kimmel: you know, i'm a busy guy, and sometimes i just don't have time to get loaded. that's why i love shotgun beer! braun: there was an everyman quality to jimmy. there was a likeability to jimmy, and these were all qualities that i felt were enormously important. kimmel: and in a blink of an eye i was on stage. kimmel: we're on! [applause] kimmel: it didn't make a whole lot of sense, but i...
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"hn mulaney. plus, music from gary clark jr. and stevie wonder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"hn mulaney. plus, music from gary clark jr. and stevie wonder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
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they all survived. >>> when we come back tonight, jimmy kimmel's emotional message.art surgery. >>> and the news on bruce springsteen tonight. his new message here. s a littlel with a big story to tell ♪ ♪ i take once-daily jardiance ♪ ♪ at each day's start! ♪ ♪ as time went on it was easy to see ♪ ♪ i'm lowering my a1c! ♪ jardiance works twenty-four seven in your body to flush out some sugar. and for adults with type 2 diabetes and known heart disease, jardiance can lower the risk of cardiovascular death, too. serious side effects may include ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration that can lead to sudden worsening of kidney function, and genital yeast or urinary tract infections. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop jardiance and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection ketoacidosis, or an allergic reaction. you may have an increased risk for lower limb loss. call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of infection in your legs or feet. taking jardiance with a sulfonylurea or i
they all survived. >>> when we come back tonight, jimmy kimmel's emotional message.art surgery. >>> and the news on bruce springsteen tonight. his new message here. s a littlel with a big story to tell ♪ ♪ i take once-daily jardiance ♪ ♪ at each day's start! ♪ ♪ as time went on it was easy to see ♪ ♪ i'm lowering my a1c! ♪ jardiance works twenty-four seven in your body to flush out some sugar. and for adults with type 2 diabetes and known heart disease,...
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but here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel tonight, right after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy> thanks, dan and ummah watch tonight you'll wake up strong. >> you are a television fixture. i am a television fixture. we have never been on television have never been on television together. that is t with cascade platinum plus, i have upped my dish game auntie, in that dishwasher? watch me platinum plus gives you the highest standard of clean, even in your machine. clean enough for you? yeah! scrape. load. done. cascade platinum plus. if you spit blood when you brush, it could be the start of a domino effect. new parodontax active gum repair breath freshener. clinically proven to help reverse the four signs of early gum disease. a new toothpaste from parodontax, the gum experts. (♪) (♪) try dietary supplements from voltaren, for healthy joints. it only takes a second for an everyday item to become dangerous. tide pods child-guard pack helps keep your laundry pacs in a safe place and your child safer. to close, twist until it clicks. tide pods child-guard packaging. you are sitting
but here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel tonight, right after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy> thanks, dan and ummah watch tonight you'll wake up strong. >> you are a television fixture. i am a television fixture. we have never been on television have never been on television together. that is t with cascade platinum plus, i have upped my dish game auntie, in that dishwasher? watch me platinum plus gives you the highest standard of clean, even in your machine. clean...