jimmy valmer! i can't believe i won! - ♪ timmy timmy timmy, look alive ♪ - wow, this is the greatest day of my life. thanks, everyone, for this incredible award. - can we go now? - go? we still have over 50 awards to hand out. [kids groaning] - and the winner for best comedy performance in a movie is... ben stiller! come on up here, ben! is ben stiller here? no? huh. i guess ben stiller could not be with us tonight, so i'll accept this award on his behalf. and the award for funniest correspondents' dinner speech goes to... president obama! is president obama here? no? i guess we'll just accept this award on his behalf. - ♪ look alive, timmy ♪ - wow, what a terrific audience. isn't this great? can i get another wh-wh-what-what? and now it's time to give out the award for the least funny people in the world. and the nominees are... - the germans. the japanese. the yupik eskimos of the chukchi peninsula. [drum roll] - and the winner is... the germans! [canned cheers and applause] uh, i guess unfortunately the german