i'm desi lydic. >> jordan: and i'm jordan klepper.o-hosting the night [cheers and applause] and of course, it is the night before thanksgiving, so that can only mean one thing. >> desi: neither of us wanted to see our families. >> jordan: bingo. we've got a great show, so let's get into headlines. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> desi: let's kick things off with some news about cryptocurrency. historically, it is the best investment if you are looking to have your money stolen by a guy whose mattress is 100% for sure on the floor. but now, there's one less place for americans to trade it. >> this morning, another major blow to the cryptocurrency industry as the leader of the world's largest crypto exchange pleads guilty to multiple u.s. violations, including money laundering. the feds accuse binance and its ceo changpeng zhao, of processing more than 100,000 transactions by child abusers, cyber criminals, and even terrorists. changpeng zhao has agreed to pay more than $4 billion in fines and step down as ceo and binance will no longer do