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jordan klepper! jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] jordan, what will you be covering? which is why i will be covering it live from paris! >> jon: oh, we cannot afford that. so that's not -- >> oh, really. cool. well, in that case, i'll be focusing on israeli citizens being banned from visiting the maldives, so join me all this week live from the maldives! [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's more expensive. it's a luxury resort. >> we can't even -- okay, fine. [bleep] it. i'll be talking about the hunter biden gun trial in delaware. >> jon: fine, you can go to delaware. >> which i will be covering live from cancun! >> jon: no. >> may be? maybe he flees there? >> jon: i guess we'll see. jordan klepper all this week, everyone. now here it is, your "moment of zen." >> donald trump, he will sit down for that meeting and he will be able to engage with that probation officer, who will hand his report to the judge, the judge can then use that report and helping to make a determination about what sentence he will hand down to the former president at that july 11th sentencing.
jordan klepper! jordan klepper! [cheers and applause] jordan, what will you be covering? which is why i will be covering it live from paris! >> jon: oh, we cannot afford that. so that's not -- >> oh, really. cool. well, in that case, i'll be focusing on israeli citizens being banned from visiting the maldives, so join me all this week live from the maldives! [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's more expensive. it's a luxury resort. >> we can't even -- okay, fine. [bleep]...
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klepper is out there with him too in another edition of jordan klepper fingers the pulse. ♪ ♪ >> donaldonth ahead. a debate, and immunity rolling, sentencing, and a convention in a horrible city of milwaukee. his words, not mine. so i went to my first rally since he became a convicted felon in the good old battleground state of wisconsin and as usual, -- >> make america great again! i need to make some money! >> you've got a truck you want to show me? i wish the world a better place because i was here, president trump. you don't worry about that whole worshiping false idols thing? >> not all. >> what you think about the upcoming debate? >> people say biden won't show up. geico do you think trump is going to show up? >> absolutely. i think he's going to show up. >> he's not afraid to debate anybody buried >> no, no. >> except for nikki haley. of course there is one thing still on everyone's mind. trumps recent felony conviction for falsifying business records. people are talking about what happened with donald trump's conviction recently. >> [bleep] that! it's all bull-shit. all 34 of th
klepper is out there with him too in another edition of jordan klepper fingers the pulse. ♪ ♪ >> donaldonth ahead. a debate, and immunity rolling, sentencing, and a convention in a horrible city of milwaukee. his words, not mine. so i went to my first rally since he became a convicted felon in the good old battleground state of wisconsin and as usual, -- >> make america great again! i need to make some money! >> you've got a truck you want to show me? i wish the world a...
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>> and i'm jordan klepper! allowed to agree with each other. for example, if i say ronny chieng doesn't suck... >> ronny: then i have to disagree with you, jordan. everyone knows i'm a bad son and a selfish lover. >> yes. you left out that you're also rude to service workers. let's start with the biggest story in sports. the shove heard round the world. >> this physical moment involving the wnba's most high profile rookie raising questions. >> unnecessary. >> chicago's chennedy carter shoulder checking the fever's caitlin clark, knocking her to the ground. [whistle blowing] >> foul! [whistle blowing] throw the flag! send her to the hague! caitlin clark is clearly getting bullied. i'm sick of it. you can't just push people in sports. unless it's football, hockey, dude basketball, the little league world series, or being a drunk dad at the little league world series. >> ronny: i hope one of those dads shoves you into traffic, jordan, because you couldn't be more wrong. as a lifelong wnba fan since caitlin clark j
>> and i'm jordan klepper! allowed to agree with each other. for example, if i say ronny chieng doesn't suck... >> ronny: then i have to disagree with you, jordan. everyone knows i'm a bad son and a selfish lover. >> yes. you left out that you're also rude to service workers. let's start with the biggest story in sports. the shove heard round the world. >> this physical moment involving the wnba's most high profile rookie raising questions. >> unnecessary. >>...
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i'm jordan klepper. we've got a big show tonight.6 reunion, the supreme court lets women have some rights after all, and we've got live music from maya hawke! so let's get into it with our ongoing coverage of "indecision 2024!" [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ this was a big day for both presidential candidates. joe biden was in italy for the g7 summit, where he met with a bunch of world leaders, who are, believe it or not, even more unpopular than he is. yeah, just look at all their net approval ratings together. that's right. biden might be an american 2, but in europe, he's a solid 7. it's nice to know that in a time where so much divides us, one thing that binds us all together in our shared humanity is looking up at the person we elected and saying, "man, [bleep] that guy." anyway, at the g7, biden signed a security agreement with ukraine, he pushed for protection of abortion rights in europe, and built support for a ceasefire in gaza. meanwhile, not to be outdone, former president donald trump also attended an important summit with wo
i'm jordan klepper. we've got a big show tonight.6 reunion, the supreme court lets women have some rights after all, and we've got live music from maya hawke! so let's get into it with our ongoing coverage of "indecision 2024!" [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ this was a big day for both presidential candidates. joe biden was in italy for the g7 summit, where he met with a bunch of world leaders, who are, believe it or not, even more unpopular than he is. yeah, just look at all their net...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper!pplause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. hunter biden has something in common with donald trump. congestion pricing gets stuck in gridlock. and samuel alito's wife lets her freak flag fly. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] we start with one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in american history: hunter biden. he's gotten away with being joe biden's son for years, but today, he faced delaware justice. >> we begin with our breaking news: a federal jury finding hunter biden guilty on three felony gun charges. the president's son walking out of the courtroom earlier today a convicted felon. >> jordan: wow. frankly, i'm shocked. we are actually enforcing gun laws in america! halle-[bleep]-lujah! and what has been wild is watching how eager republicans have been to hold a gun owner accountable. of course, it's only because he's joe biden's son, but that's an opportunity
this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper!pplause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we've got so much to talk about tonight. hunter biden has something in common with donald trump. congestion pricing gets stuck in gridlock. and samuel alito's wife lets her freak flag fly. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] we start with one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. hunter biden is officially a convicted criminal and republicans are... somehow still mad! so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with july 4th. it's right around the corner, which means it's almost time for the nathan's hot dog eating contest. it's the beautiful tradition where families gather to watch ups drivers from new jersey scarf down hot dogs in 95 degree heat and then vomit behind the wonder wheel. but this year, one big name won't be abusing his digestive system for our pleasure. >> joey chestnut will not compete in the nathan's famous hot dog eating contest next month. the perennial champion has been banned from the fourth of july event because of his reported competing brand named sponsorship deal with the competing brand named impossible foods. >> last night on x, chestnut said he was gutted to l
this is "the daily show" with your host, jordan klepper!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. hunter biden is officially a convicted criminal and republicans are... somehow still mad! so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with july 4th. it's right around the corner, which means it's almost time for the nathan's hot dog...
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and jordan klepper, the comedian, he came on stage. everyone had that advanced notice.t was like punches. one, two, three, four. and he had to have everyone lean forward in the country to find out what was going to happen. it is devastating. president trump is now in this rare ivory tower of the only president charged with 34 felony accounts as he's got to roll into a debate and roll into the milwaukee convention. he can frame it anyway he wants. it's a terrible embarrassment. there is nobody that hits with felonies that feels good with it. i thought even though he was moping out of the court, i thought history will show he kind of pulled himself together and showed one iota of dignity. and today, here he is, breaking the gag order, mocking people. jurors now have to be fearful. it is at -- authoritarian tactics of trump to intimidate everybody who doesn't agree with his will. that's what it looks like in history, this is the time, the beginning of the end of donald trump in the sense of, this isn't two different impeachments. these are peers who said, we can't trust ou
and jordan klepper, the comedian, he came on stage. everyone had that advanced notice.t was like punches. one, two, three, four. and he had to have everyone lean forward in the country to find out what was going to happen. it is devastating. president trump is now in this rare ivory tower of the only president charged with 34 felony accounts as he's got to roll into a debate and roll into the milwaukee convention. he can frame it anyway he wants. it's a terrible embarrassment. there is nobody...
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>> i was at the university of delaware and jordan klepper was there, a comedian, he came on stage and people were sitting there and everyone had advanced notice. but it was like punches. one and two, three, four. because the was advanced notice, everybody leaned forward in the country to find out what would happen and it's devastating. president trump now is this rare ivory tower of the only president charged with 34 felony counts as he has to roll into a debate and into the milwaukee convention. and he can frame it anyway he wants. it's a terrible embarrassment because nobody that get hits with felonies that feels good with it. i thought for a minute, even though he was moping out of court, i thought history will show that he kind of pulls himself together and showed this iota of dignity and then here today he has probably breaking the gag order. mocking people. jurors now have to be fearful. so it's, again, the authoritarian tech x of trump to intimidate anybody and everybody that doesn't agree with his will. that's going to look like in history that this is the time, the beginning
>> i was at the university of delaware and jordan klepper was there, a comedian, he came on stage and people were sitting there and everyone had advanced notice. but it was like punches. one and two, three, four. because the was advanced notice, everybody leaned forward in the country to find out what would happen and it's devastating. president trump now is this rare ivory tower of the only president charged with 34 felony counts as he has to roll into a debate and into the milwaukee...
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and we have jordan klepper from the daily show joining us on set for some laughs and talking about all of his visits to trump rallies over the last decade of working at comedy central. all that this week on the issue is all right. >> yeah, that should be a fun conversation with jordan and the rest of the show. sounds fantastic. alex thank you for that. and we want to remind everyone you can watch the full episode of. the issue is it airs this sunday morning at 530 right here on ktvu. the un secretary general is expected to list hamas and israel as waging a war that violates the rights and protections of children. >> it's just the latest international criticism of the war in gaza. as fox's greg palkot tells us, this comes as prime minister benjamin netanyahu is preparing to make a high stakes trip here to the us. >> the situation in gaza is becoming more complicated for israel's military, as it works to draw hamas militants out of areas it's already cleared. >> the idf announced a new ground and air assault in central gaza, underscoring the difficulty of routing out hamas as the war tur
and we have jordan klepper from the daily show joining us on set for some laughs and talking about all of his visits to trump rallies over the last decade of working at comedy central. all that this week on the issue is all right. >> yeah, that should be a fun conversation with jordan and the rest of the show. sounds fantastic. alex thank you for that. and we want to remind everyone you can watch the full episode of. the issue is it airs this sunday morning at 530 right here on ktvu. the...