taccone.them as the lonely island on "snl." we talk about their digital shorts. the first episode dropped this week, it's a lot of fun. give it a listen. moving on, it's an election year. and here to give us insight on how the government is handling your concerns is one of our writers, jeff wright. >> everybody, tighten up. this an election year. democrat, you on the phones. why can't republican do it? because i'm busy, i'm draining the swamp. hey, government. hey, student. let me guess. here to complain again? why don't you sign up for the army? what? no. come on, now. why play "call of duty" when you can do your duty for real. all right, if i join the army, will you give me free health care? >> of course. >> and is it good health care? >> look, it's free. how good do you want it? >> okay, that's not why i'm here. i'm here because you said you would forgive my student loan. >> i said that? i gotta to stop saying that. but you know what? [ laughter ] consider it done. >> whoa, you -- you reall