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for more on the jury selection, let's go live to the courthouse with josh johnson! [cheers and applause] so josh, what's the rest of the jury going to look like? >> well, ideally, they'll end up with a jury that represents new york. and they already have a nurse, a teacher, and a puerto rican. so now they just need a white woman who calls herself a "witch" and feels bad about gentrifying but definitely isn't moving. i'm told they're also looking for a subway masturbator, and someone with a history of stabbing, and/or being stabbed. and to represent the views of staten island, they're looking for a fireman or a racist. >> dulce: racist against who? >> ideally, everybody. and of course, they're definitely going to want a young black man who's nicely-dressed, non-threatening, and standing outside the courthouse right now. >> dulce: josh, are you trying to get on the jury? >> nah! i mean, if i'm called upon, it's my civic duty to, sure. yes. yes. i want to be on the jury. yes. >> dulce: josh, why? no one wants jury duty. the only people who don't get out of jury duty ar
for more on the jury selection, let's go live to the courthouse with josh johnson! [cheers and applause] so josh, what's the rest of the jury going to look like? >> well, ideally, they'll end up with a jury that represents new york. and they already have a nurse, a teacher, and a puerto rican. so now they just need a white woman who calls herself a "witch" and feels bad about gentrifying but definitely isn't moving. i'm told they're also looking for a subway masturbator, and...
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josh johnson, everybody. [cheers and applause] when we come back, we'll discover the hero that new york doesn't want but needs. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] chipotle's chicken al pastor is back. and it's fire on every level. fresh chicken hot off the grill, mixed with morita peppers, a splash of pineapple and fresh lime. it's where fire meets flavor. chipotle's chicken al pastor, the wait is over. with so many choices on booking.com there are so many tina feys i could be. so i hired...
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>> jon: josh johnson! also at the courthouse. [cheers and applause] josh! >> trump is not mandela or jesus. we all know... donald trump is oj. [cheers and applause] >> jon: i don't think that -- did you say o.j.? >> yeah, jon. o.j. trump! they were both iconic celebrities in the '80s. plus "donald j. trump?" is the "j" for juice? probably. but most importantly, their obvious guilt didn't deter their loyal fans who either think they're innocent, or don't care they're guilty. >> jesus had loyal fans! >> not like this. >> jon: so if he's o.j., you're saying that whether or not trump slept with stormy daniels or paid stormy daniels hush money isn't going to matter, he'll walk away a free man? >> yes, and personally, i'm excited for the moment in the trial, when trump will drop his pants and say, "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit." [cheers and applause] >> jon: ronny, desi, and josh, everybody. we'll come back with david sanger. don't go away. [cheers and applause] ♪ hit me with your best shot ♪ bacon. bacon. bacon. introducing applebee's new whole lo
>> jon: josh johnson! also at the courthouse. [cheers and applause] josh! >> trump is not mandela or jesus. we all know... donald trump is oj. [cheers and applause] >> jon: i don't think that -- did you say o.j.? >> yeah, jon. o.j. trump! they were both iconic celebrities in the '80s. plus "donald j. trump?" is the "j" for juice? probably. but most importantly, their obvious guilt didn't deter their loyal fans who either think they're innocent, or...
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and one of them is our own josh johnson. ♪ ♪ >> it has long been known that in america, the risk often don't pay their fair share of taxes, by exporting a complex tax system, the richest 1% pay a lot less than the average taxpayer. but how do they do it?" i learned there are tricks to help out the everyday taxpayer like you and i? i spoke to tac expert robert would to find out the easiest ways to dodge the irs. his first tip? >> real estate. big tax shelter, so generally speaking, you write off a piece of the building every year. >> so, like, this year, i will clean the bathroom. and then the next year -- >> just to clarify, you only get to do this if you own the building. not if you work here. >> that is all very interesting, but i do not own the building. so. back to square one. >> charity is another one. >> so let's say i started charity, and my charity will be real. very real. okay? my charity of broke ass audits. you get audited, let's break off your broke ass a little cash. >> there are lots of people who've gotten in trouble with fake charities. >> so that won't work. >> churche
and one of them is our own josh johnson. ♪ ♪ >> it has long been known that in america, the risk often don't pay their fair share of taxes, by exporting a complex tax system, the richest 1% pay a lot less than the average taxpayer. but how do they do it?" i learned there are tricks to help out the everyday taxpayer like you and i? i spoke to tac expert robert would to find out the easiest ways to dodge the irs. his first tip? >> real estate. big tax shelter, so generally...
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a sudden mike johnson is tolerable to democrats and in addition to what josh just say, i mean, there is the sort of what they're getting out of the bill. but there's clearly a relationship there that they feel like they can work with this guy i think the question is, what are the alternatives, right? and at some point the resident does have to pass legislation. you've got to get a bill that's going to aid israel. i and get some get some humanitarian relief in gaza. you've got to get a bill that's going to aid ukraine. people are watching in china. let's see how we're shooting our allies because you who knows who's going to happen in taiwan but i was struck by the video just showed of the former president, these trump's ain't loyal right? right. but i don't know why people feel the need to go down to mar-a-lago and qizan ring of this guy and only to have him pull the rug out from under you as soon as it's in his best interests. and we saw with chris sununu on sunday on sunday show trying to say that he was now going to support down trump after being opposed to them. and now we're seei
a sudden mike johnson is tolerable to democrats and in addition to what josh just say, i mean, there is the sort of what they're getting out of the bill. but there's clearly a relationship there that they feel like they can work with this guy i think the question is, what are the alternatives, right? and at some point the resident does have to pass legislation. you've got to get a bill that's going to aid israel. i and get some get some humanitarian relief in gaza. you've got to get a bill...
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johnson's speakership is over. he needs to do the right thing to resign in a controlled process. if he does not do so he will be vacated or correct some democrats may be willing to cross the aisle and save johnson if it does happen because i disagree speaker johnson on many issues and have been very critical of him but he did the right thing here and deserves to keep his job until the end of this term. >> 95 billion-dollar foreign aid package includes $26 billion for israel $8 billion for the endo pacific bring forth bill would ban tiktok is its apparent parent company divests is interest on the app. >> president biden said he will sign it. >> thanks. arthel: for more on this right fox news contributor leslie marshall. so how do you see it? what you think of speaker johnson's decision and is he out of hot water? cook so not sure he is out of hot water it yet. i do know at whatever my party, the democrats decide to do it will be unified. i have to say i would agree with the leader of lithuania who set america, welco
johnson's speakership is over. he needs to do the right thing to resign in a controlled process. if he does not do so he will be vacated or correct some democrats may be willing to cross the aisle and save johnson if it does happen because i disagree speaker johnson on many issues and have been very critical of him but he did the right thing here and deserves to keep his job until the end of this term. >> 95 billion-dollar foreign aid package includes $26 billion for israel $8 billion for...
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one of the congressmen, josh gutheimer, announced this on his page and attached a corresponding letter with an appeal. this weekend, the iranian regime launched hundreds of cruise and ballistic missile drones directly at our key democratic ally in the middle east. israel time is of the essence, and we must ensure the delivery of much-needed aid to israel and our other democratic allies who face threats from our adversaries around the world. members of congress emphasized that this bill received overwhelming bipartisan support. 70 out of 100 votes in the senate, democrats and republicans. we urge you to put the senate supplemental aid package on the floor for an immediate vote when we return on monday. this aid package passed the senate with 70 democratic and republican votes and we can send it to the president for his signature on monday night. president of the european commission ursla fonderlein appealed to the us congress to provide urgent assistance. she said this in an interview with a german publication - reports ukrinform. now i very clearly call on the us house of representativ
one of the congressmen, josh gutheimer, announced this on his page and attached a corresponding letter with an appeal. this weekend, the iranian regime launched hundreds of cruise and ballistic missile drones directly at our key democratic ally in the middle east. israel time is of the essence, and we must ensure the delivery of much-needed aid to israel and our other democratic allies who face threats from our adversaries around the world. members of congress emphasized that this bill received...
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certainly, yukon, is it josh? the right china and that's because these protesters up here and students as many of them are up listening to mike johnson, the u. s. the speaker of the house of representatives. he's a republican, he's calling for the resignation of the university, present president here. and many of the students don't like what they've heard from him. he has condemned that protest chair, and they've been shedding back at him and bullying him when he came here to speak to jewish students in order to show them that he's got their back. that members of the us congress are supporting their concerns about these protests. but the protests are only growing, you can see those protesters over there. so we go from the government perspective, to the protesters themselves. over here, that is the encampment where they were ordered to leave on tuesday night at midnight, and on thursday. and it's now been extended, 48 hours, so that on thursday they have yet another deadline. they've been arrested they've, they've
certainly, yukon, is it josh? the right china and that's because these protesters up here and students as many of them are up listening to mike johnson, the u. s. the speaker of the house of representatives. he's a republican, he's calling for the resignation of the university, present president here. and many of the students don't like what they've heard from him. he has condemned that protest chair, and they've been shedding back at him and bullying him when he came here to speak to jewish...
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we're having to govern here and we're gonna do our job i want to bring in josh rogan, foreign policy columnist for the washington post, and josh, i mean, to hear this, this fight that has been kind of simmering on capitol hill. and speaker johnson saying he's not worried about these threats, but bringing these aid bills to the floor, depending on what happens, could potentially remove him from that job. >> that's right. caitlin and i hate to contradict the speaker, but according to my sources, he is worried about those threats. he's very worried about them and he spends a lot of time thinking about how to keep his job and this latest gambit by speaker johnson, which was just released tonight is his scheme to try to get israel aid ukraine aid taiwan aid, plus a bunch of other stuff passed without losing his job. and that's to avoid the motion to vacate. that's being threatened by marjorie taylor greene. and frankly, i don't think it's going to work. marjorie taylor greene said it's not going to work. she's she's going to go forward with it. if he goes forward with his plan, plus the w
we're having to govern here and we're gonna do our job i want to bring in josh rogan, foreign policy columnist for the washington post, and josh, i mean, to hear this, this fight that has been kind of simmering on capitol hill. and speaker johnson saying he's not worried about these threats, but bringing these aid bills to the floor, depending on what happens, could potentially remove him from that job. >> that's right. caitlin and i hate to contradict the speaker, but according to my...
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we know republican house speaker mike johnson. he's heading there today the school decides to push classes to mostly hybrid for the rest of the semester. i think it ends next week and now extending this deadline for negotiating to talk about what that encampment's going to look like what is the right response? >> i think a couple of things that the university should do immediately. one, you have to make it a place that's safe for all students. of all backgrounds, right? and you should be pushing civil constructive discourse that what they've done with allowing for right now with these encampments in front of the library, letting students harass and intimidate other students, literally scream pro hamas statements in front of kids as you just heard, threaten, intimidate others, punch students none of that is acceptable. they've got to keep people who are not students off of the campus, right? it actually create a safe place for students. everybody is always for constructive discourse. it's a university you want debate. that's okay.
we know republican house speaker mike johnson. he's heading there today the school decides to push classes to mostly hybrid for the rest of the semester. i think it ends next week and now extending this deadline for negotiating to talk about what that encampment's going to look like what is the right response? >> i think a couple of things that the university should do immediately. one, you have to make it a place that's safe for all students. of all backgrounds, right? and you should be...
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last higher education as a ration of radicalism and senators tom cotton and josh cawley have even called for the national guard to come in, today greg abbott sent in the department of public safety into the ut off the campus. none of us knew for any of these conservative, cotton, your member, or the army to crush protests against police tell the in 2020. i have to say, i've watched this new cycle that the campus protests unfold, something feels little odd because actual issues raised by the protesters which include the status of the hostages in gaza, israel's ongoing war in gaza, 30,000+ deaths there or how and when that war might be brought to a close, those all remain completely unresolved. it is 200 days today since october 7th, there is a lot actually happening on the ground it is worth focusing there, where millions of lives still hang in the balance israelis are observing the first passover holiday with more than 100 of the countrymen still held hostage in gaza for six months after they were taken in the hamas attacks of october 7th at one of those hostages, is really american hurs
last higher education as a ration of radicalism and senators tom cotton and josh cawley have even called for the national guard to come in, today greg abbott sent in the department of public safety into the ut off the campus. none of us knew for any of these conservative, cotton, your member, or the army to crush protests against police tell the in 2020. i have to say, i've watched this new cycle that the campus protests unfold, something feels little odd because actual issues raised by the...
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the text of this letter was published on his official page by congressman josh gottgerman, who is one of its signatories. i will remind you that back in february, the us senate supported the bill, which provides aid to ukraine, israel and taiwan in the amount of 95 billion dollars, 60 billion should go to aid ukraine itself. however, the chamber of pres. where the republicans have a majority, has not yet considered this draft law, my colleague sashko shevchenko talked the day before with the famous american retired major general david grange about when the congress will be able to make a decision on aid to ukraine and who is to blame for the lack of zsu shells, let's listen, and the full version of this interview will be on the platforms radio svoboda, in particular ours. youtube channels. let's also talk about the resources that the ukrainian military has. in the coming weeks, russia will likely have a 10-fold advantage over ukraine in the number of artillery shells, unless the us approves additional military aid to ukraine. this was announced by the commander of the nato joint force
the text of this letter was published on his official page by congressman josh gottgerman, who is one of its signatories. i will remind you that back in february, the us senate supported the bill, which provides aid to ukraine, israel and taiwan in the amount of 95 billion dollars, 60 billion should go to aid ukraine itself. however, the chamber of pres. where the republicans have a majority, has not yet considered this draft law, my colleague sashko shevchenko talked the day before with the...
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the house speaker, mike johnson and house republicans are working on the details right now. a major aid package for israel i'll discuss that in more with democratic congressman josh god hybrid. he standing by live anderson cooper, 360 weeknight today on cnn. >> my hair is thinning all around my hairline. >> dermatologists recommended neutrophil full it's 100% drug-free and clinically tested. ai harris longer, thicker, neutrophil is life changing for me, get growing at neutrophil.com >> own a small business every second counts 120 seconds to add the finishing touches. 900 seconds to arrange if you're short on time for marketing, constant contacts, powerful tools can help you can automate email and sms messages. so customers get the right message at the right save time marketing with constant contact, because all it takes is 30 seconds to make someone's day get started today at constant contact.com, helping in the small stand tall >> now yeah >> it's great >> yeah. >> i can do a cartwheel in here >> would you like to join now? >> we would love to join you if. you have medicare
the house speaker, mike johnson and house republicans are working on the details right now. a major aid package for israel i'll discuss that in more with democratic congressman josh god hybrid. he standing by live anderson cooper, 360 weeknight today on cnn. >> my hair is thinning all around my hairline. >> dermatologists recommended neutrophil full it's 100% drug-free and clinically tested. ai harris longer, thicker, neutrophil is life changing for me, get growing at neutrophil.com...
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i'm trying to brighten this up, i'm going to agree with johnson . agree with boris johnson. >> there's some mad mullahs and hate crime. is scotland's well, welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie with sunday's newspapers and two comics. who can read lewis schaffer and nick dixon. lewis. let's start with the sunday times, where labour are losing me. but winning. nick. because you are a you're an inner city liberal and nick is, a marginal tory, a marginal tory who's never voted tory, never voted, well, we're not going to. well, you'll say who you voted for. i've never voted tory either. i've never voted tory either. i've never voted labour. i can't vote this country. vote in this country. they'll let who the let anybody who comes to the country vote. won't let country vote. but they won't let me an american. me because i'm an american. that's i come that's actually smart. i come from people know from a place where people know how vote anyway. so is how to vote anyway. so this is this report that they've this is the report that they've done poll by done by yougov poll seat by seat. bas
i'm trying to brighten this up, i'm going to agree with johnson . agree with boris johnson. >> there's some mad mullahs and hate crime. is scotland's well, welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie with sunday's newspapers and two comics. who can read lewis schaffer and nick dixon. lewis. let's start with the sunday times, where labour are losing me. but winning. nick. because you are a you're an inner city liberal and nick is, a marginal tory, a marginal tory who's never voted tory,...
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probably because of boris johnson . i bet south suffolk and johnson. i bet south suffolk and nonh johnson. i bet south suffolk and north ipswich are furious he will receive his p45 before too long. megan says the nhs is run by labour in wales and socialist msp in scotland. both have longer waiting lists than england. okay, and how about this , last but not least, megan , this, last but not least, megan, who is a gb news member, says sunak will hold a general election second week in november. there you go. you heard it here first. i'll be deaung heard it here first. i'll be dealing with andrew neil in my take at ten. that's just over 20 minutes time. he's attacked gb news. i'll be dealing with him in no uncertain terms . lots of in no uncertain terms. lots of that to get through. but let me tell you now about a shocking story that happened yesterday. the conservative mp for north east somerset and gb news star sir jacob rees—mogg, was pursued by a crowd of protesters at cardiff university following an address to their conservative party association. t
probably because of boris johnson . i bet south suffolk and johnson. i bet south suffolk and nonh johnson. i bet south suffolk and north ipswich are furious he will receive his p45 before too long. megan says the nhs is run by labour in wales and socialist msp in scotland. both have longer waiting lists than england. okay, and how about this , last but not least, megan , this, last but not least, megan, who is a gb news member, says sunak will hold a general election second week in november....
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like you just showed, jared moskowitz, josh gottheimer, some of the more centrist, and even further than that, people who, at this point, people like dan goldman, people who just want to see their workplace function in a time when our foreign allies are desperately waiting on us and waiting for our support. as speaker johnson said, he considers himself a wartime speaker at this point in time, and i think that's what's driving his desire to get this on the floor now, despite his personal opposition to funding ukraine. >> you know, what's so fascinating, jonathan lemire, is if these bills do, in fact, go out one by one, you're going to have aid to israel. i think a lot of democrats, progressive democrats that have traditionally been more pro-palestinian than mainstream politicians in washington, d.c. will vote against that aid but the overwhelming amount of republicans will vote for it. and ukraine aid, you've got a lot of pro putin, pro russia, pro trump republicans that are in the back benches of the house who will vote against it, but you've got a lot of democrats that are going to actu
like you just showed, jared moskowitz, josh gottheimer, some of the more centrist, and even further than that, people who, at this point, people like dan goldman, people who just want to see their workplace function in a time when our foreign allies are desperately waiting on us and waiting for our support. as speaker johnson said, he considers himself a wartime speaker at this point in time, and i think that's what's driving his desire to get this on the floor now, despite his personal...