great night >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rob mcelhenney, and chris stapleton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you-i don't flow if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9:00 a.m. i had 100 text messages. usually i'll have maybe four. i had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently with all that's going on still smarting from my joke about him at the oscars. you know, donald trump is in the first

we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. rob mcelhaney and chris stapleton, have a great >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rob mcelhenney, and chris stapleton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. we had a -- what a day this was. i have to tell you, i don't know if you know about this. but i had a tumultuous morning. i had a headache. i woke up about 5:00 a.m. i took advil. i took aspirin. i took everything we had. and then i went back to sleep. and usually i wake up at 7:00 and make everyone breakfast, but on this rare occasion my wife was kind enough to let me remain in bed writhing in pain and when i got out of bed at 9:00 a.m. i had 100 text messages. usually i'll have maybe four. i had 100 because it appears that i once again ruffled the feathers of our kentucky fried former president. [ laughter ] who is apparently, with all

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. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth meyers, riley keough, and music from black pumas with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. this is great. hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where all eyes, or at least my eyes, were on lower manhattan where the first criminal trial against donald trump is underway. it is very crazy that on the monday after oj dies, the donald trump trial begins. it's almost like that's how it had to be. they couldn't exist simultaneously. the trial began at 10 a.m. with the court clerk announcing, "the people of the state of new york vs donald j. trump." followed by 15 minutes of thunderous applause. there is a gag order on trump, he is not allowed to make inflammatory statements about witnesses, families of courtroom staff or the case itself. so of course, on his way into the courtroom this morning, felonious monk immediately violated that

stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. coming up next on the show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. oh, i appreciate that. you know, i have to say, just about every night lately, we start with our former president, current defendant, donald trump. [ laughter ] but they take wednesday off in court, and i thought it might be nice for a change to check this inn on another disturbed egomaniac, kannye west, who's reportedly about to enter the world of film. specifically, the world of pornographic film. with a new studio that is being called "yeezy porn." which is the next logical step after opening a pre-k through 12th grade christian private school. [ laughter ] you can't say

i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel. >> oakland's very own z kimmel live." tonight, zendaya, from "high hope hopes," -- and now jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here from your homes around the world. i have to say, it makes me feel very good. you know, so much of every day now is a fight. we're arguing. we're criticizing. we're at each other's throats. there's so much unpleasantness. i thought it might be nice to start with some good news for a change, okay? o.j. was cremated today. too soon? okay. and we have a new trial of the century to replace his. the people of new york versus donald trump. so far the people are winning. our friend, sleepy doesn't seem to understand that a jury is going to rule on this. on his way out of court today, he brought a stack of printouts from websites that he feels make the case that there is no case. >> the whole thing on a trial that really is a very unfair trial. these are all stories -- this is over the last few days -- from legal experts. this is "wall street journ

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, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jon bon jovi, henry hall, and music from mk.gee. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you picked a mighty good night to be with us tonight. we have a rock star-studded show tonight. for the first time ever, jon bon jovi is here. [ cheers and applause ] and not just a jon bon jovi, the jon bon. the real one is here. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i know guillermo is fired up. you look good. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: you look super cool. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: at one point it's like guillermo actually dressed like this, no kidding. how old are you here, guillermo? >> guillermo: 17, i think, or 18. >> jimmy: are those bootleg scorpions shirts you're selling? or were you an authorized dealer? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, no, no. >> jimmy: what is your favorite bon jovi song? >>

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- wanda sykes. gabriel "fluffy" iglesias. and music from ernest. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, how are you doing? okay. okay. welcome. welcome. very nice. hi, everybody, welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it is -- on what was -- man, i have to say, what a bummer. another difficult day for our former president. [ laughter ] a revealing day in the trial of al ca-porn. [ laughter ] whose popularity seems to be losing steam. he seems to be less popular each day, and he cannot deal with it. donald trump may be full of gas, but his supporters appear to be running out. [ laughter ] trump has been encouraging his fans to rally outside the courthouse. and he's unhappy that they haven't. the "new york times" said, "the circus trump wanted outside his trial hasn't arrived." [ laughter ] this was the scene outside the courthouse in new york this morning

so stick around. ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!"rand new grocery outlet app. it's been really fun seeing what everyone's doing with the extra money they save. nice shirt. just got back from vacation. a butler? super nice guy. i got to start using the app. hi. hey. nice to meet you. (♪) you're so amazing. (♪) ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show tonight. one of the funniest mikes around, mike epps is with us. then later,a grammy award-winning singer. her latest album “tori” came out on friday. music from tori kelly. this week, we have new shows with tom hiddleston, freddie highmore, joey king, sherri shepherd, henry hall and jon bon jovi. plus, music from phosphorescent, madi diaz, lemon stella and mk gee. >> jimmy: our first guest has a jawline that could slice a boulder clean in half. you know him as sherlock, the wimper and super man too. his latest is guy ritchie's “the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome henry cavill. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are

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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home, thank you for joining us here in the studio. welcome. another stormy day in new york in the new episode of "the orange people's court" today starring donald j. trump as the defendant. in his first of many criminal trials to come. we have a lot to look forward to. prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying trump violated the judge's gag order. for that, trump would be fined $1,000 per offense. that should stop him. you know, that's -- [ laughter ] ebenezer snooze was up bright and early today mashing those little fingers on his phone, lashing out at the judge. he wrote, "this conflicted, trump-hating judge won't let me respond to people that are on tv lying and spewing hate all day long. he is running rough shod over my lawyers and legal team.

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"! tonight -- emily blunt owen teague and music from carÍn leÓn & leon bridges, with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. we had a beautiful weekend. you know what i did this weekend guillermo? went to disneyland. >> guillermo: that's nice. >> jimmy: no kids. i went by myself. and i texted them pictures of me on the rides. they were good sports about it. we are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. yes, week three. trump's hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home. according to one of his "friends" trump has been "miserable" in court. and that, "there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. well, if that's the case, he's really goin

it went something like a jimmy kimmel mean tweets skit. good news, trump lost his court battle and his unlawful travel ban. get him out and lock him up. watch out for stupid tweets by d.j. t. some memes as picture of president obama and president trump. i don't think this is what they mean by orange is the new black. and another, i'm dumb as f, trump 2024. some people in the jury pool appeared to support him like the man who said he would quote love to serve for new york and one of our great presidents. and that man, too, representative of real people. americans, manhattan new york county, new york, new york, where 85,000 people voted for donald trump out of 700,000. that's what donald trump had to sit through yesterday. now keep in mind, this is a person whose entire life in some way resolves around a sick destructive desire for praise and revenge against those who dare to say anything negative about him. that desire is so strong he has an aide following him around with and i'm quoting here, a wireless printer to provide him with an ongoi

i'm diane lim, i'm dan ashley >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jon bon jovi, henry hall, and music from mk.gee. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you picked a mighty good night to be with us tonight. we have a rock star-studded show tonight. for the first time ever, jon bon jovi is here. [ cheers and applause ] and not just a jon bon jovi, the jon bon. the real one. [ laughter ] i know guillermo is fired up. you look good. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: you look super cool. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: at one point it's like guillermo actually dressed like this, no kidding. how old are you here, guillermo? >> guillermo: 17, i think, 18. >> jimmy: are those bootleg scorpions shirts you're selling? or were you an authorized dealer? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, no, no. >> jimmy: what is your favorite bon jovi song? >> guillermo: "you give

stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. show tonight carol burnett. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carol burnett, nicholas galitzine. and music from christian nodal. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

we'll see you tomorrow >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- billy crystal, j.b. smoove, and music from sir! with cleto and the cletones! and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you very nice. hi, everyone. i'm the host. thank you for watching. we're here in hollywood. please relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest of the world, we're pretty buttoned-up. i know i did. i go to europe where there are dirt holes where plumbing is supposed to be and i hold my breath and i go i'm glad i'm not one of these people, and then i go back home, right? but now after traveling to japan, i realize that this place -- this usa we're always chanting about? is a filthy and disgusting place. we were in japan for seven days. not only did i not encounter a single dirty bathroom,

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, james corden, kim fields, and music from the defiant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. listen, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i thank you for watching. i thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad any of us are here. [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, now it's -- now it seems fake, okay? [ laughter ] thanks, everybody. hey, listen. i don't want to start with a negative thing, but i don't know -- how late did you go to bed last night? >> guillermo: 10:00. >> jimmy: you missed this. late last night/early this morning, i don't know how this happens, 1:30 a.m., a series of mysterious lights flashed across the sky over l.a. >> is that a shooting star? do you think it's a shooting star? make a wish. >> i don't think that's a shooting star. it's one of those meteors? >> oh my god, double rainbow moment. oh my god, that's beautiful. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> oh my! >> oh my god. >> where'd it go,

we appreciate your time right now on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- dax shepard, cailee spaeny and music from kim gordon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you. hi, everybody. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the horrors of hollywood boulevard to be here. please, relax. we have so much to get to tonight. so many important stories to cover, starting with the 38th annual "forbes" billionaire list. "forbes" yesterday released a list of all the billionaires in the world. there are 265 new ones. including magic johnson and taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] making their first appearance. i guess that maga boycott of taylor swift is going great. [ laughter ] she's worth an estimated $1.1 billion and probably has another billion on the way. she has so much money, instead of going to travis' games, she's just going to pay to have them played in her yard next year. [ laughter ] donald trump checked i

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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. tom hiddleston and joey king, have a good night. >> we'll see you in the morning. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tom hiddleston, joey king, and music from phosphorescent. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. thanks. hello. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what i have to say i really appreciate that. it was a tough day. god, i miss o.j. so much already. [ laughter ] i really do. as most of you probably know -- the big story today was that o.j. simpson went to hell today. [ laughter and cheers ] he arrived at 6:04 this morning. turns out, not much than florida. rather rather it's rare that a celebrity as famous as o.j. doesn't get an outpouring of love after news of his death. it makes sense. this was from his old friend, caitlyn jenner. "good riddance #ojsimpso

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- freddie highmore, sherri shepherd, and music from madi diaz and lennon stella. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here on our home court in hollywood on what is traditionally one of the most productive workdays of the year. the day after the college basketball tournament ends. the university of connecticut huskies are champions once again. uconn won their second consecutive national title. they cruised by purdue. [ cheers and applause ] this was interesting. after the loss, frank purdue jr., whose father founded the school, said, "while uconn may have bested us on the court, when it comes to plump and well-priced chicken, they will never win." [ laughter ] i think he's right. i have to say. the game was played in phoenix. for the huskies, 2500 miles away from home. but that didn't mean their fans didn't tear it up. >> you'll see there's

night >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- dax shepard, cailee spaeny and music from kim gordon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you. hi, everybody. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the horrors of hollywood boulevard to be here. please, relax. we have so much to get to tonight. so many important stories to cover, starting with the 38th annual "forbes" billionaire list. "forbes" yesterday released a list of all the billionaires in the world. there are 265 new ones. including magic johnson and taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] making their first appearance. i guess that maga boycott of taylor swift is going great. [ laughter ] she's worth an estimated $1.1 billion and probably has another billion on the way. she has so much money, instead of going to travis' games, she's just going to pay to have them played in her yard next year. [ laughter ] donald trump checked i

jimmy kimmel is next. have >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kirsten dunst. andrew scott. and music from conan gray. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us. thank you for coming to hollywood to see us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. welcome to our viewers around the world and here in the united states where it was a bigly bad day in court for our former president. oh, man, do i feel for him. [ laughter ] over the past 24 hours, donald trump had not one, but three judges rule against him in three different cases in the georgia "find me 11,000 votes" case. the judge rejected trump's claim that making phone calls to get the election overturned were protected by free speech. in the florida classified documents case, the judge he appointed denied his argument he was allowed to take documents under the presidential records act. and in new york, the judge rejected his attempt to delay the stormy daniels

we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel billy crystal and j.b. smooth have a great night and a wonderful weekend. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- billy crystal, j.b. smoove, and music from sir. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for being here in hollywood. please, relax. we are back to work after a week -- i took my family to japan this week, and i have to say, i'm still not sure how i feel about what happened over request there. here in america, we know we have our faults. we know we have areas for improvement. but, overall, i think most of us believe that, compared to the rest of the world, we're pretty buttoned-up. i know i did. i go to europe where there are dirt holes where plumbing is supposed to be and i hold my breath and i go, "i'm glad i'm not one of these people." then i go back home, right? but now after traveling to japan, i realize that this place -- this usa we're always chanti

it went something like a late night jimmy kimmel mean tweets skit. here's just a few examples taken straight from the court transcript. quote, good news, trump lost his court battle and his unlawful travel ban! get him out and lock him up. watch out for stupid tweets by djt. posts also included names like one described by trump's lawyer todd blanche, quote, as a picture of president obama and president trump, and it says i don't think this is what they meant by oranges the new black. another juror, blanche said, posted a one minute and 32nd ai generated video titled i'm dumb as f, trump 2024. of course, there were some people in the jury pool who appeared to support donald trump too, like the man told the judge he would, quote, lunches are for new york and one of our great presidents. and that meant also representative of real people, americans, a county, in fact, manhattan, new york county, new york, new york, where 85,000 people voted for donald trump in 2020, out of 700,000. that's what donald trump had to sit through yesterday. now, keep in mind,

. >> sports on abc seven, sponsored by riv >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"!ight -- emily blunt owen teague and music from carÍn leÓn & leon bridges, with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel!

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