jimmy kimmel. melissa mccarthy. have a great night. tomorrow' test. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host jiminy glick. tonight -- melissa mccarthy. nick kroll. and music from the warning. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jiminy glick! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jiminy: how wonderful! wonderful! applaud yourselves! look at that, look at the band. oh! [ cheers and applause ] shut up! thank you! hello and welcome to "jiminy kimmel live." [ laughter ] ha ha ha! i'm your host jiminy glick. and let me just start -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is amazing. let me just start by saying how excited i am to be host of a show i love so much. although i've never seen it. [ laughter ] but word gets back from those who have that it's wonderful. filled with edge. speaking of edge, look who's here, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, such an exotic look. you're like a cross between burt reynolds and a pikachu. [ laughter ] is it true that jimmy found you floating down a river in a basket? >> guill

james kimmel. everything dr.ld. [ laughter ] trump was here in southern california this weekend, shaking down the maga faithful, some of which lined up to watch him go by in the wealthy little town of newport beach. >> we don't want our government to decide who we want to vote for, we want to decide for yourselves. you're in a country where the people want a certain person, they try to impersonate him. that's a red flag. >> jimmy: that's right. you can't imprisonate a guy who's running for president. for god's sake, it's not even a word! [ laughter ] fiberace was in las vegas this weekend, where he said many incomprehensible things, including this diatribe about sharks, which you've probably seen. but this time, pay attention to the guy on the left side of your screen as trump tries to make a connection between shark attacks and the batteries on electric-powered boats. >> i say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the batte

. >> carley: jimmy kimmel live. c comprehensive pathway for citizenship. taking care of dreamers, fixing broken aspects of the system to reinforce security at the border. republicans got a call from donald trump, don't do the deal. he preferred to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem. he intends to ep waize the department of the justice and he admires dictators. sign of weakness to have empathy or concern or care about well being of other people and go about doing something to uplift their condition. that is the track we take. >> carley: that is her version of events, fox news contributor joe concha joins us now. she reacted to the trump verdict and said trump is a cheater and cheaters don't like getting caught. what do you think about the vice president's appearance on the late night show? >> joe: ask yourself this. given jimmy kimmel has told anyone that supports donald trump not to watch his show, how many voters does a kamala harris ap appearance on jimmy kimmel live bring to her side and joe biden's sid

so jimmy kimmel is the least of his worries.ville say something like the real objectivity in this country now is either we are going to have a constitution or we are not, which i think is really incredible given the fact that the democrats were the ones who suppressed free speech, who suppressed the first amendment during the 2020 election when antony blinken got 52 so-called intel guys to come out and say the laptop, which is now the central piece in a criminal case against hunter biden, was russian disinformation. the democrats should not talk about the constitution because they are the ones who have been destroying it at every step. [applause] >> harold: i have a slightly different opinion about that, but jesse, what are your thoughts about this? >> jesse: because joe biden needs a lot more help than donald trump does. joe biden needs kimmel. he needs bill clinton. he needs barack obama. he needs george clooney to raise money. donald trump can throw a fundraiser and raise $50 million just by himself. and if we were at fox and

he's the host of "jimmy kimmel live!" one of the best, my friend, jimmy kimmel is on the show. time. [ cheers and applause ] for mr. kimmel. first time. and she's a fantastic actress you've seen in "barbie" and "derry girls." now she's starring in "bridgerton," whose third season premieres on netflix may 16th. nicola coughlan will also be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thrilled she's going to be here. a lot of first timers tonight. before we get to all that, michael cohen took the stand as the prosecution's star witness in donald trump's hush money trial and revealed private conversations he had with trump about that hush money payment. and trump held a rally in new jersey where he attacked the prosecutor, slammed bruce springsteen and praised, let me see here, oh, hannibal lecter. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: you know, i'll admit when i first heard about trump's rally in new jersey, i thought, hey, maybe the guy's finally chilling out a little, because this is the headline i saw from "the new york times." "away from t

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host for the week, martin short. [ cheering ] jimmy isn't here. but was he ever really? you know what i mean? there was always something missing behind his eyes. but jimmy needs the break. if there's anyone who deserves the summer off after working so hard all year, it's talk show hosts and teachers. in that order. [ cheering ] i do love this show, watch it every night. i'm sorry sir, can i help you? >> guillermo: you're doing a great job. >> martin: we're talking. we're doing a talk show here. you can't have random people wandering off the street. especially if they look like a toy that you'd find under your christmas tree in the 1950s. >> guillermo: marty, marty, marty. >> martin: what, what, what? >> keyboard player. that's guillermo. he is here every night. he is your sidekick for the week. >> martin: oh, guillermo! oh, baby, come over here. >> guillermo: give me a hug. >> martin: doing a good job. that was a little too close that scared me a little bit. jimmy warned

so jimmy kimmel is the least of his worries.y something like the real objectivity in this country now is either we are going to have a constitution or we are not, which i think is really incredible given the fact that the democrats were the ones who suppressed free speech, who suppressed the first amendment during the 2020 election when antony blinken got 52 so-called intel guys to come out and say the laptop, which is now the central piece in a criminal case against hunter biden, was russian disinformation. the democrats should not talk about the constitution because they are the ones who have been destroying it at every step. [applause] >> harold: i have a slightly different opinion about that, but jesse, what are your thoughts about this? >> jesse: because joe biden needs a lot more help than donald trump does. joe biden needs kimmel. he needs bill clinton. he needs barack obama. he needs george clooney to raise money. donald trump can throw a fundraiser and raise $50 million just by himself. and if we were at fox and greg tr

, everyone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host martin short! tonight -- jane lynch. and jelly roll. with cleto and the cletones. and now, martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> martin: thank you! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] stop loving me! [ laughter ] stop laughing me. thank you, thank you, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] and i know what you're all thinking. martin short is way too famous to be doing this. [ laughter ] and i am. so good night, everybody! [ cheers ] no, i got such rave reviews from last night's show, i can't stop now. isn't that right? i'm sorry, what was your name again? >> guillermo: guillermo. [ laughter ] >> martin: exactly. this is my second night here, and i have to say, it's even harder than jimmy makes it look. [ laughter ] ever since i agreed to host the show, i've been trying to get covid. [ laughter ] but i didn't, so here i am. achoo! mom? can you believe, truthfully that covid is still a thing? covid is one of th

it says, quote, hey, it's jimmy kimmel.i support the greatest show on tv that donald trump paid watches. i'm intruding on your inbox today because i'm interviewing biden and president obama with special guests. george clooney, julia roberts and many more. and you're invited just thiss wk week, kimmel had vice president kamala harris on his show. and in the past, he's also sat down with president biden. everybod y are you aware that there is a a strain of cannabis named after you,nnab kamalais kush, did you know tha? yeah, yeah, yeah. you also get asked, look, the republicans don't play it square. >> why do you play square? it's like you're playingou with somebody who you know won't pass. h someonn'tgo, won't follow anye rules. and how do you ever make any progress if? e rule they're not following the rules of the jail. you knows?ve got tnd them . >> they remove boxing the referee, the jail. nd >> and legendary democratic strategist james carville says the media needs to get tougher on president biden's opponent, formers pre

okay jimmy kimmel is the least of his worries but i have to, tell you when you hear him say somethingcountry now is either we have a constitutiow or were not which i think is really incredible given the fact the democrats were the ones who suppressed free speech and suppress the first amendment during the 2020 election whennk antony blinken goten some 52 goa eyes with intel that had the laptop a central piece in ana criminal case against hunter biden was a russian disinformation democratsats shouldn't talk about thek constitution because they are the ones who have destroyed it at every step. [ cheering and applause ] >> of a slightly differentdi opinion out that but what you think? >> joe biden needs more help than donald trump does joe biden needs kimmel he needs bill clinton needs obama he needs george clooney to raise money donald trump info fundraiser and and raise 50 million by himself if we were at fox and greg tried to fro fundraiser for donaldr fo trump they would have to show this does call this show the 4 out of here so fast they nevertn allow that and for them to beh toughe

i'm so excited that you're host kimmel.ust wanted to get right out here as soon as possible and then get home. [ laughter ] >> martin: that's right. monday is meatloaf night at the senior center. i keep forgetting. i was watching the monologue. that's probably what they'll call it. [ laughter ] >> and hosting a network talk show is a very big deal. >> martin: it is. when jimmy asked me to be his first guest host of the summer, i was truly honored. >> and i was honored when jimmy asked me to be the first guest host, but i said no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i said -- i said you'll be able to find someone who will do it for scale. don't you worry. [ laughter ] >> martin: well, i really do appreciate you being here, steve. there are very few people in this world that i truly admire. and steve martin is very close to being one of them. [ laughter ] >> and i actually, i love marty. he is one of the hardest working men in show business, because it just doesn't come naturally to him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> martin: thank you.

jimmy kimmel is hosting.d president barack obama with special guest george clooney, julia roberts and more. every cent will help keep donald trump out of office. where is mention of the issues important to american people, like the economy, immigration, all i saw there was we want to get trump. >> joe: yeah. what is jimmy kimmel know about inflation, does not impact him. violent crime, he has security, does not affect him. illegal immigration, doesn't care about that. i give jimmy kimmel credit, he is poorly rated late night host. gutfeld and then coldbert and throw somebody else in there and jimmy kimmel in third or fourth place. we saw this last month when colbert at radio city music hall hosted a fundraising and raised money for biden, now it is kimmel. i don't remember much of a johnny carson or jay leno or even david letterman, nbc version hosting fundraising. that is where we are at this point. kimmel simply is an act vist and not very funny and that is why his ratings reflect that. >> carley: more star

sleep tight, little sea lions >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- maya rudolph, jacob batalon, and music from crowded house. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where i don't know about you, but we are still buzzing from both the recreational cannabis and also from the verdict that was handed down so bigly and beautifully in new york city yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] our one-time commander-in-thief scored the most guilty verdicts of any president ever. [ laughter ] he went 34 and 0. [ applause ] topping the 1971-72 lakers who won 33 in a row. [ laughter ] and trump did it without wilt chamberlain or jerry west. he did it all by himself. it was a day that will be written about in history books. for those of you watching in florida, history books are things you used to have at schools -- [ laughter ] before ron d

we'll be back with gaby moreno. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live!"n't even be bothered to get up, to throw up. which is why you're currently looking at your popcorn bowl, like a toilet bowl. lucky for you, amazon one medical has made it so you can get help, without ever leaving the couch. and if you need a prescription? amazon pharmacy delivers. good news for you. not so much for anyone invited over to watch a movie. ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by tequila don julio's summer of mexicana. >> jimmy: thanks to albert brooks, rob reiner and ms. pat. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, her album is called "dusk." with the song "solid ground," gaby moreno! ♪ ♪ so tired of this flowing never knowing where we're going ♪ ♪ where we're bound so scared of time passing ♪ ♪ nothing lasting long enough to hold it down ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground ♪ still believe in good intentions but you took this heart and turned it ♪ ♪ upside down ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ got me running runni

myself and oliver and kimmel are waiting and a british couple came over and were so excited to see kimmel then they are talking to kimmel. by the way, oliver i should note, loves stuff like this. so happy. and then fallon came in. [british accent] they like oh, my god, it's jimmy fallon! then they took a picture. at no point did oliver or i should note me register with them at all. but yeah, i'm sorry you missed that. >> stephen: me too. i remember thinking a, i hugged my wife before she left and she said "well, boys, someone's got to get him home." she walked out of the place. i thought, look at the amount of fun we had here, how many people want to be a fly on the wall in this dinner? i thought, i'm one of those people who would want to be on the fly on the wall and i get to be a fly on the wall. >> seth: it was really good. it was everything i wanted to be. >> stephen: thank you very much. your idea. [applause] >> seth: of course. >> stephen: i just turned 60. you just turn what? >> seth: 50 in december. >> stephen: that's a big one, in some ways, maybe bigger than 60. >> seth: it was

myself and oliver and kimmel are waiting in a british couple came over and were so excited to see kimmel. by the way, oliver i should note, loves stuff like this. so happy. and then fallon came in. [british accent] they like oh, my god, it's jimmy fallon! they took a picture. at no point did oliver or i should note me register with them at all. but yeah, i'm sorry you missed that. >> stephen: me too. i remember thinking a, i hug my wife before she left and she said "well, boys, someone's got to get him home." she walked out of the place. look at the amount of fun here, how many people want to be a fly on the wall in this dinner. i thought, i'm one of those people who would want to be on the fly on the wall and i get to be a fly on the wall. >> seth: it was really good. he was every thing i wanted to be. >> stephen: thank you very much. your idea. [applause] i just turned 60. you just turn what? >> seth: 50 in december. >> stephen: that's a big one, may be bigger than 60. >> seth: it was all right. i have a bad birthday. it's december 28. nothing ever happens. >> stephen: people are tired

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and jimmy kimmel amy poehler a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”!r. patton oswalt. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! very nice. very nice.

>> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live!ight after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> stay up for a new show. it's friday, but we couldn't miss this. do you remember where you were on the day you heard that donald trump had been convicted for 34 felonies? don't we all michelle obama's mom, mary ann robinson, has died at 86 years old. robinson moved with the first family into the white house when barack obama was elected president. she helped care for her granddaughters, malia and sasha, from the campaign trail through her son in law's second term, michelle obama announced her mother's death in a statement tonight, saying, quote, in our sadness, we are lifted up by the extraordinary gift of her life. >> as expected, former president trump is vowing to appeal his conviction for falsifying business records to cover up a payment made to adult film star stormy daniels. under new york law, any appeal of a verdict comes after sentencing and that process could take a year, maybe more. trump is scheduled to be sentenced on july 11th. in

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"- donald glover and maya erskine, jesse plemons, and the national spelling bee champ. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you.

tonight it's jimmy kimmel live! >> the first word. yeah shaking his finger. no, he's shaking one finger. god, you're ignorance is crushing me. and cash in at cache creek casino resort. to rock and to roll. to go all out or go all in with four stars and rising stars. northern california's premier casino resort is the perfect place to do as much... or as little as you want. make your getaway now and cache in at cache creek casino resort. morning america. good morning america. >> you don't just see it. you feel it. i'm in, i'm in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i am in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i'll be here. >> all right. you may notice we have a countdown clock at the bottom of your screen here at abc seven news. we cannot wait for the san francisco pride parade this sunday. and are counting down the days and hours. tonight, we want to share with you the story of a south bay man and advocate for the lgbtq. plus community who is helping people come together and overcome through the art of dance. >> jay torres is a dance choreographer. he teaches adults with differing abil

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third night hosting the show. and i now have a much better understanding of this job. especially the part where jimmy doesn't want to do it. [ laughter ] hey, how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from out of town? [ cheers ] well, according to tsa, last sunday set the record for the most travelers ever screened in a single day. there was chaos at airports all around the country. passengers were even more unhinged than the doors on a boeing 737. thank you! [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] thank you so much! [ applause ] yep. we're finally nailing the bowing issue. hey -- speaking of unhinged, tomorrow is the first presidential debate. rrrr! [ laughter ] the big controversy is which drugs may be used tomorrow night. [ laughter ] and i just want to state for the record that i have no idea what drugs i will take while i watch the debate. [ laughter ] but they will be potent. and they will be plentiful. [ cheers an

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jimmy kimmel is next with vice president kamala harris. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live -- vice president kamala harris. and abby elliott. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sean penn, june squibb, and music from the avett brothers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please, relax. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. it is hockey night in north america. i don't know if you know that. our stanley cup runneth over. we have a lot of big sports happening this week on abc, including game three of the stanley cup finals between the florida panthers and the edmonton oilers. earlier tonight, it was canada versus america. assuming you consider florida to be part of america. [ laughter ] the panthers lead the series. and while there is no question that canada has us beat when it comes to loving hockey -- there you go. i think you will agree, even, you will be hard-pressed to find a fan more enthusiastic than this young panthers supporter. >> you're here supporti

ahead of this latest surgery, the doctor said molly kimmell was a rock, jimmy kimmell a bit of a messkimmell's son's heart surgeries sharing details about billy's heart condition and his recovery. dr. starns has performed all three surgeries on billy's heart including the first one when he was just 3 days old. when jimmy kimmell was born, did his parents know that he was going to have this defect? >> no. it caught them by surprise. they thought billy would be perfectly normal, and was until two or three hours after delivery. that's when the nurse noted that the child was somewhat blue and sounded the alarms. >> reporter: the defect that he has is tetralogy of fallot, which prevents the heart from pumping properly. >> he had a very severe form. >> reporter: this surgery was about life and death? this is about ensuring this infant survives? >> correct. >> our son billy had an open heart surgery. he's doing very well. thank you for your good wishes. >> reporter: his latest surgery over memorial day weekend required implanting a valve that could help him live normally. but it wasn't witho

>> tammy: even there, we saw jimmy kimmel did not take her seriously.ibly become the first woman president, and jimmy kimmel could not even managed to take her seriously let the adult woman. this will be the test. i think the g.o.p. is deep and americans have to see this in real time. anyone will be fine frankly. i have no concerns whatsoever, except for how the president makes that decision. is it really about someone who is not just to help make, but someone who can continue to be part of that talent bench and continues his program through after this term. >> harris: marie, kamala harris, she can go anywhere, goes to jimmy kimmel,i hadn't even thought of this, but tammy pointed this out, maybe jimmy kimmel didn't have to take her seriously. >> emily: this is a great point in question, remember when she was on the cover of vote, having her and tennis shoes and she was upset? that was the subject of the subsequent article, she had demanded that she command the respect of her office essentially without earning it the people needed to take her seriously.

jimmy kimmel is next with vice president kamala harris. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vice president kamala harris. and abby elliott. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate that. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in a very big night. we have a vip guest tonight, a vip vp guest tonight. [ whoops ] all the way from washington, the vice president of the united states is with us. [ cheers and applause ] kamala harris is here. the secret service swept our building. which we desperately needed. [ laughter ] it's filthy, by the way. it's especially great that they're here, because guillermo is not here tonight. we are unprotected. he is on assignment at media day for the nba finals. we sent him away because, for reasons of national security, not many people know this -- [ laughter ] you're not allowed to have both of america's most powerful number twos in the same room at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] so we

a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zac efron. congresswoman jasmine crockett. and music from gracie abrams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. happy summer. today is the first official day of summer. [ cheers ] the first official day of summer and the longest day of the year. there's no way this is the longest day of the year. election day will be the longest day of the year. [ laughter ] but summer is here. and i can think of no better way to welcome it than this. >> all right on three. when i tell you to pull out a little, pull out a little. one, two, three -- [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. i hesitated, hurt my arm. i hurt my shoulder, holy [ bleep ]. i hesitated, and i slipped. >> jimmy: you cannot hesitate or you will slip. i've said it a million times. [ laughter ] the olympics have really slip

night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson, jo koy, and music from doechii with jt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. very nice. thank you. feels like deja vu. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us on big-time basketball night in america. a special welcome to those of you who are still conscious after game one of the nba finals, the boston celtics versus the dallas mavericks. one of the fun things about working at abc is because we have the finals on our network, i already know who wins. [ laughter ] i get an advance screener. but don't worry, no spoiler alerts. and i hope the mavericks are watching tonight because we have something of an expert when it comes to beating the celtics in the finals, the great and powerful magic johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] that's not the only great and powerful person. guillermo, welcome back. you've been gone for the last couple of nights. >> gu

>>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- norman reedus, hannah einbinder, and music from wallows. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. welcome, welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in hollywood. and boy, you know what, thank you. because i feel like we needed that. it was a sad day for basketball fans in dallas for sure, but also for us here in los angeles as i'm sure you know. last night, the matt damon celtics -- pfft -- [ laughter ] became nba champions for the 18th time. before last night, the celtics were tied with the lakers for 17 nba champions. now, they sit alone in the top spot after beating up on the mavericks to win the series in five. [ one cheer ] >> jimmy: don't, don't, or you're right out of here. [ laughter ] i don't know if you watched after the game. the fans in boston were remarkably subdued. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: they c

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. very nice.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. please, relax, relax, relax. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we are back to work after an extra, extra long holiday weekend. we spent most of it at children's hospital. our son billy had an open-heart surgery. he is doing very well. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your good wishes. thank you for your thoughts. cleto, thank you for the edible arrangement. let me tell you something. if there's one thing a 7-year-old boy loves, it's an edible arrangement. [ laughter ] >> cleto: we do what we can. >> jimmy: this edible arrangement, you know what happened, somebody got a flower arrangement, they're like, "oh, these are beautiful, you know what would be better? if we could eat them." [ laughter ] >> cleto: that's what i figured. >> jimmy: we went in the hospital thursday morning. we got home monday. not an hour after we walk in the house from the hospital with our son, this happens. >> oh my god, okay, that i

first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. >> yeah, martin short is the guest host. martin, thanks. >> ama and julian. tonight i'm here, and jimmy's not. >> this has got to be uncomfortable for you. >> your job is to make me look good, which you have never done in your life. ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. ♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. in the nhl draft. they are really excited about this. even better, their young star already has a big bay area sports connection. >> abc7 news sports reporter casey pratt takes us inside the packed watch party inside the shark tank. >> for the first time in franchise history, the sharks had the first overall pick and in front of a packed shark tank, everyone gathered ready and excited

but first, here's a look at what's coming up for you on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. thanks dan and ummah watch tonight or i'm never coming back. >> every time you're here, i'm like, wow, the crowd's see me. i realized, oh, no, they're actually here to see you going in america. you don't just see it, you feel it. i'm in, i'm in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i am in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i'll be here. >> new developments with the man accused of intentionally driving his family off devil's slide. a judge today ruled he is eligible for mental health diversion. and that means the charges against him could be dismissed. the decision stunned prosecutors and abc seven news reporter lauren martinez got a legal expert to explain the thinking behind the judge's ruling. >> the man accused of trying to kill his family by driving off a cliff on highway one will avoid serving major jail time instead, a judge ruled on thursday that the pasadena doctor is eligible for a mental health diversion program, but prosecutors were expecting more accountab

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we appreciate your time right now o >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- austin butler, lionel boyce, emily blunt, and music from madison beer with cleto and the cletones! and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. very nice. i'm jimmy. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on another night of big time basketball. game 5 of the nba finals between the boston celtics and the dallas mavericks. happened tonight. the celtics were playing for an nba record 18th larry o'brien trophy, on their famous parquet floor. guillermo, you do a good boston accent. say parquet floor. >> guillermo: parquet. >> jimmy: he is a regular donnie wahlberg when he wants to. [ cheering ] a lot of people thought it would be over on friday night. vegas had the mavericks getting swept. it was such a disaster-in-the-making, ted cruz already booked his flight to cancun to get away. instead, dallas won by 38 points. no nba team has ever come back from being down 3-0. that's the bad news. t

and jimmy kimmel dakota >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dakota johnson, jack quaid, and music from maya hawke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. guillermo. hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on our newest federal holiday. today is juneteenth. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. as it's called on fox news, it's wednesday. [ laughter ] juneteenth commemorates the end of slavery in america. president biden made it a federal holiday in 2021, which means a lot of people had the day off from work today. which i think raises an interesting question. should white people get the day off? [ laughter ] for juneteenth? we should have to work, right? i mean -- guillermo, what do you think? you're -- i think you could make a good decision on this. >> guillermo: yeah, you should, yeah. >> jimmy: we should? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, sure. i don't know. [ laughter ] that's

harris shows her face on the show in last place she brings us are video with the day joining jimmy kimmel in on the trump verdict roll the tape. >> they made their decision and the reality is cheaters don't like to getting caught and being held accountable. the reality is fast-forward to november i think the american people want to know there is a president who believes they are accountable to the people. >> and to actually is allowed to travel overseas. >> of people -- president the people can count on. >> a president people can count on the croak in the next 6 months at least trump was fit to stand trial biden is in fit to stand. they also asked her the hard-hitting questions. >> are you aware strain of cannabis named after you did you know that. >> seriously they didn't even send you any they've ever been bitten by the president's dog who curses more you are joe biden. >> that's a national secret. >> greg: her own line upon that's a good idea because the people loosened woke but will soon forget she was known for arresting people he smoked pot they will realize it backfires when they s

jason kimmel were there at this event. today but who? who did you say? my generation doesn't watch any of these actors. the best they have is probably jack black. i had to google what movies he was in. and the best he has is probably the latest mario movie but then again, i don't think my generation even knows his face because, well, he was just a voice actor that movie. and the last thing my generation wants is just another old person telling us who to vote for. the best way to get my generation's attention is by other young people they have to be real, relatable. a role model for other peers. i will give to the biden administration. they have gen z surrogates telling them to vote for joe biden. but, they are harry, chris malory and victor sheath. they are really pathetic at best they are only arms of the prop propaganda machine telling us to vote for an old senile ban that's that's what they are told to say. at best no opportunity to win gen z. with trump, the people he has telling us vote for trump it's actually based o

and jimmy kimmel amy poehler a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”!ight -- amy poehler. patton oswalt. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! very nice. very nice. hi, everybody. appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our studio in beautiful los angeles, california, where we are joined once again by the great guitar phenom slash, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, slash? this is night three of slash's miniature residency with the cletones. it's a good night to be here. you don't want to be out there tonight, or really ever. [ laughter ] the world health organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections, stis as they call them, are on the rise in a big way. they went down, way down, during covid but people are back out doing filthy things. [ laughter ] they're up again. four stis -- simple less, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis, something like that. each one, nearly impo

and i don't know if jimmy kimmel used to be funny, but this was so tremendously not funny.o feel bad for people who watch him. they spent the first ten minutes of a 20 minute interview scaring americans about abortion and contraception. it was not comedy, it was lying and dark. very bizarre. >> trace: yeah, i want to put up his poll, tezlyn, to you, because it's from georgia talking about the economy and will the economy get better. twenty% say yes, it will. fifty-three% think it will get worse. twenty-six% stay -- sake stay the same. you've got almost 80% of the voters who say the economy is eh. that is damaging for democrats. >> georgia is a unique state, one of the battleground states. i'm not surprised to see it being a split between those who think it will get better and those who won't. and particular paying attention to georgia because again it does show both sides of the aisle. it will depend. democrats messaging has been that it will take a year or two to see inflation go down and to feel it in their pockets. unfortunately they don't have that kind of time. people

and what does stern have in common with jimmy kimmel? of the motion them if they realize the world does not revolve around them. a crushing realization if your ego is everything. right now, trump is more important than all of them combined and it's killing them. meanwhile, the smart but ego satisfied person whether it's elon musk or vivek ramaswamy or me -- [laughter] , we don't take it personally that trump maybe the most consequential human ally. of course, -- but it's because these people can think larger know the selection and, in fact, this nation are about more than just them. which is why they got their next out for trump and their middle fingers out to the media. meanwhile the ego tests have become extras in the film of their lives. and those who they once consider the extras have taken starring roles. that is the electorate. they can't believe that the great unwashed or not listening to them but instead this new leading man. and so they see trump and they ask, "they ask, "why could that be me one thing narcissists can't stand. b