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here it is, my body armor, yes, klava, klava, i'm on a mission, yes, yes, i am now like baronitemkin,ere? i heard that you love torture, yes i do, hello! hero of our time, thank you, why didn’t you shoot in the back, and the cartridges are expensive, oh, well done, why are you following me, and this is my job, who are you working for, for the government, you find it funny, yes, very much, funny, like that, funny, not very good anymore, just like that, good, that’s it, good, i ’ll tell you everything, tell me, i hid the money from my head, and you cheated, huh? and the little red one is just right, calm down, give me a hand, you’re wild, what, that’s it, right, what is it, well, let’s go. don’t be nervous, that’s it, i remembered, i remembered, maksimov really misses laziness, i’m twisting sushi right now, tear his ass for me, tear it, thank you for saving me. untie it, and since it’s not like that, no, not at all, well , it’s strange, my legs are already numb, your legs are numb, well, come on, i’ll help, further, further myself, i don’t have time, that’s it, yes, what myself, well, t
here it is, my body armor, yes, klava, klava, i'm on a mission, yes, yes, i am now like baronitemkin,ere? i heard that you love torture, yes i do, hello! hero of our time, thank you, why didn’t you shoot in the back, and the cartridges are expensive, oh, well done, why are you following me, and this is my job, who are you working for, for the government, you find it funny, yes, very much, funny, like that, funny, not very good anymore, just like that, good, that’s it, good, i ’ll tell you...
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a non-confrontational person, she always just kept silent, and... when grandfather died, then aunt klavan blamed grandmother for the death for a while, saved lightning, and then suddenly, you know, at some point, well, she blossomed or something, that like, neither for herself, nor for people, like that, light, for me, i am very sorry that i have to torture you asking you to tell me all this, it is necessary, yeah, and, unfortunately, i have to ask you one more question, yes, tell me, could klavdiya semyonovna have organized the theft of these cacti in order to, well, how can i say it, to drive your grandmother crazy, well , yeah, what are you saying, no, definitely, definitely not, no, even despite their long-term conflict, no, they always stood up for each other, really, she couldn’t, kladiya semyonovna, then you and i are at an impasse, it turns out that there is not a single interested party, neither you, nor klavdiya, nor stepan, did one of you take the cacti? here 's a simple story with the cacti, the colors, i ask you for a favor, i need to look at evgeniya semyonovna's apartment
a non-confrontational person, she always just kept silent, and... when grandfather died, then aunt klavan blamed grandmother for the death for a while, saved lightning, and then suddenly, you know, at some point, well, she blossomed or something, that like, neither for herself, nor for people, like that, light, for me, i am very sorry that i have to torture you asking you to tell me all this, it is necessary, yeah, and, unfortunately, i have to ask you one more question, yes, tell me, could...
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klava, what boys? boys? seryozha, klava, what boys? boys? have you forgotten, we 're getting furniture for the bedroom today, the boys could lift it, unpack it, and arrange it. klavdia. "this is moscow, everything is different here, forget about it already your lordly manners, i beg you, please, this is my workplace after all, do you really want me, god forbid, to be sent back to whoever sends you, one call from my daddy will make everything fall off, head". so chubby, yes, what did he say, about some nonsense, something, fuss and panic won't save the titanic, by the way, we need to rewatch titanic, i love the beard-eater, fuss and panic won't save the titanic. oh, good morning, hello, well, what do we have, we have a murder, early in the morning, and really, good morning, yes, there are household matters, the villain himself called, says, the neighbor turned his soul out of carelessness, well , it happens to everyone, well, that's for sure, i'll go put the coffee on, stop, take lyuba with you, so we'll discuss the orders of the boss. are yo
klava, what boys? boys? seryozha, klava, what boys? boys? have you forgotten, we 're getting furniture for the bedroom today, the boys could lift it, unpack it, and arrange it. klavdia. "this is moscow, everything is different here, forget about it already your lordly manners, i beg you, please, this is my workplace after all, do you really want me, god forbid, to be sent back to whoever sends you, one call from my daddy will make everything fall off, head". so chubby, yes, what did...
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exactly, by the way, klava also does just fine without tattoos, yes, yes, i read her interview, in theail clubakoka, la-la-la, calls again, i press skip, you can't forget, then let go, this is already too much love, i have one question, what do you need, why are you like this? i got it wrong, i'm not bargaining with you, buy even all the stupidity in the world, but i won't change my ways, and the rules will be taken away instead of tears, all this is love, like bubbles, and i don't want to be serious, so no offense, what is needed, why are you so stuffy, i'm indifferent, i plug my ears, more, more, more, girls are looking for rich kids, i like tracks in minor, maybe you like me only because igno, want to steal this evening, you're so-so criminal, in your head, no more sega, free. our viewers have an amazing sense of humor , they are happy to share it with the whole country. new funny poems this time were sent to us by aleftina sergeeva from vorkuta. i like to eat oatmeal cookies with my husband on sundays and sharpen the cookies, looking at the morning mail. my husband said, from this
exactly, by the way, klava also does just fine without tattoos, yes, yes, i read her interview, in theail clubakoka, la-la-la, calls again, i press skip, you can't forget, then let go, this is already too much love, i have one question, what do you need, why are you like this? i got it wrong, i'm not bargaining with you, buy even all the stupidity in the world, but i won't change my ways, and the rules will be taken away instead of tears, all this is love, like bubbles, and i don't want to be...
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gets back that if he leaks information and i find out, don't wait for him to come home, bye, yeah, klava's calling you, hello, what are you calling me for, i'm at work, and it's me, i'm calling you, yeah, yeah, you miss me... i just want to hang out, how are you? throw your junk in the ass, it doesn't work at all, it doesn't work at all when you're lying down, do you have this, a dazorant against wild animals, only those wild ones, so wild they're straight up wild. yes, i have, i'll bring it now, come on, bring everything you have, come on, come on, here's a great remedy to start with, some junk, no, i'll just make you angry and that's it, and... well, give me this , oh, no, well, well, i understand that, this will do, i can see that it will do, you could have given it right away, with the drug, what are you doing, you don't need money anymore, oh, ottoman soviet, is it you again, hi, maksimov has already gone. to vlad, who is blood? norkin's illegitimate son, he recently got out of prison, this, this is a good one suspect, he is an unsuspected, he is a murderer, so you hear, don't be smar
gets back that if he leaks information and i find out, don't wait for him to come home, bye, yeah, klava's calling you, hello, what are you calling me for, i'm at work, and it's me, i'm calling you, yeah, yeah, you miss me... i just want to hang out, how are you? throw your junk in the ass, it doesn't work at all, it doesn't work at all when you're lying down, do you have this, a dazorant against wild animals, only those wild ones, so wild they're straight up wild. yes, i have, i'll bring it...
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, there's... there are a lot of these, yes, and, as it feels, right now, hello, klava, i can't talk foramination on the ocean shore, i don't get it, did you rewrite the apartment to someone and the car is being taken away for debts? someone got a bunch of credits on your documents? well, you fucking uncle, who robbed me, you swindler, i can smell swindlers, and well, what kind of swindler am i, i'm an artist, when you were bragging about your millions at the theater, i decided to punish you a little for money, a little, a little, but you skinned me like a donkey stake, well , well, you got carried away, that happens with us, that's it, you 're addressed, you're addressed, then - will you allow me to first go to the... toilet, why, you're very scary, i got scared, no, well , of course, i understand you here, go, just quickly, oh, i'm cooler than the bastard morozov, oh my god, my god, i'm my own uncle... what can i offer you? oh, alyoshenka, please give me some stronger coffee, by the way, you're doing well, you're coping, he has more drugs, excuse me, what are you talking about? i forgi
, there's... there are a lot of these, yes, and, as it feels, right now, hello, klava, i can't talk foramination on the ocean shore, i don't get it, did you rewrite the apartment to someone and the car is being taken away for debts? someone got a bunch of credits on your documents? well, you fucking uncle, who robbed me, you swindler, i can smell swindlers, and well, what kind of swindler am i, i'm an artist, when you were bragging about your millions at the theater, i decided to punish you a...
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klava, klavochka, how did you find out? what did maksimov say here ?n't ask about the shot, because i hear women's voices. klava, i gave one apartment to two different women, that's not what you thought. what did you say about the apartment? forget about the apartment, it's not ours, it's mine, it mine, oh you're a dog, you gave my apartment to these, you don't show up without an apartment, glory, i'm not a dog! hello, igor, hello, i haven't had this much fun in a long time, it reminds me of mud wrestling, although no, rather to the pigsty, take it away, write me a new deed of gift, and give me a power of attorney, igor, how many of them were there, two gavrilas, two gomblins and two hysterics, complex. they've arrived. five unmanned boats of the ukrainian navy were sunk off the coast of crimea. night whirlwind. mi-28 helicopters destroyed ukrainian equipment in the border area under cover of darkness area of kursk region. meanwhile, 14 russian regions have already accepted people who were forced to leave their homes due to attacks by the ukrainian a
klava, klavochka, how did you find out? what did maksimov say here ?n't ask about the shot, because i hear women's voices. klava, i gave one apartment to two different women, that's not what you thought. what did you say about the apartment? forget about the apartment, it's not ours, it's mine, it mine, oh you're a dog, you gave my apartment to these, you don't show up without an apartment, glory, i'm not a dog! hello, igor, hello, i haven't had this much fun in a long time, it reminds me of...
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, aunt klava, oh, oh, olga aleksanovna, what happened?isit, i don't have your number phone, question. important, i'm talking about the maksimovs, you know their family well, for a long time, yes i know them all, and maksimov is pasha, but their father, yes, he was a cross before my eyes, yes , he was no good, clear, understandable, but not evil, let's go, let's have a drink and talk, okay, oh, look, the devil brought it, why can't you stay at home? alochka, my little bird, what happened, go, go, go, sit down, sit down, terrible, terrible day, terrible day, terrible day will pass, wait a minute, now my miracle, now, well, what happened to you, ah, now, wait, oops. yeah, now i'll tell you i'll pour you some tea and then you and i will have dinner, no need, thank you, turn around, carefully, carefully, my dear, you have to, you have to, that's it, it's already gone, what happened to your leg, wow my girl, master, is there something to eat, hungry, i'm like a dog, there was no time to eat, nothing, when we find him, we'll see what... he start
, aunt klava, oh, oh, olga aleksanovna, what happened?isit, i don't have your number phone, question. important, i'm talking about the maksimovs, you know their family well, for a long time, yes i know them all, and maksimov is pasha, but their father, yes, he was a cross before my eyes, yes , he was no good, clear, understandable, but not evil, let's go, let's have a drink and talk, okay, oh, look, the devil brought it, why can't you stay at home? alochka, my little bird, what happened, go,...
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in the right corner , nine-year-old klava, in a finnish concentration camp, she ended up with her mother i i remember that they gave one spoonful of flour per person. from this flour we got seven spoons of flour, we cooked it in liquid form on the stove, which was in our room, that’s all, all the food was, women, when they were taken to forced labor, they managed to find some in garbage dumps along the way leftovers, herring or some kind of bones, in the occupied territory of the karelo-finnish ussr , the nazis built 14 concentration camps, through factories... 86,000 people died during the great patriotic war, this is almost every fourth local resident. the prisoners, mostly russian belarusians and ukrainians, were considered settled slaves without any rights. the finns wanted to create a great finland, including the murmansk region and the karelian isthmus, all of karelia, as they called it, eastern karelia. and so the karelians, webs, finns, ingermalans, had advantages and privileges during the finnish occupation, all the non-finno-ugric population. the slavic population, which means,
in the right corner , nine-year-old klava, in a finnish concentration camp, she ended up with her mother i i remember that they gave one spoonful of flour per person. from this flour we got seven spoons of flour, we cooked it in liquid form on the stove, which was in our room, that’s all, all the food was, women, when they were taken to forced labor, they managed to find some in garbage dumps along the way leftovers, herring or some kind of bones, in the occupied territory of the...
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time, and how would i close this issue, well, and then, when my mother died after my brother, my aunt klava she and well , my birth certificate burned, i made a second request for a duplicate birth certificate, i had a disagreement of a month in the date of birth, and you asked your mother, while she was alive, whether your data had been changed, then, when we had a fight, i asked, i said, the date of birth changed, she told me, no, your date of birth, your name remained yours, here you receive a certificate with a difference of a month. yes, yes, yes, that's it, i thought, maybe, they made a mistake, when i made a request, i went to our, to the ulyanovsk, to the archive registry office, to this one, they looked at me according to the program, they said, no, you don’t have a mistake here, you were like, we have july, i say, well, how is that, if my date of birth hasn’t changed, my birthday is in june, all my documents are for june, how can i say that, so i went to the orphanage, wrote a statement so that... they provided me with all the documents that they had, there was a waiver, that she
time, and how would i close this issue, well, and then, when my mother died after my brother, my aunt klava she and well , my birth certificate burned, i made a second request for a duplicate birth certificate, i had a disagreement of a month in the date of birth, and you asked your mother, while she was alive, whether your data had been changed, then, when we had a fight, i asked, i said, the date of birth changed, she told me, no, your date of birth, your name remained yours, here you receive...
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you can think, klava, if you didn't drink, you would save up money, your china would fly away, the sillyyou saved up a lot of money, yes, yes, you're still languishing in a communal apartment, that's none of your business, look after yourself better, klava, don't quarrel, come on, really, come on, be wiser, treasure semyonovna, don't talk about it, babushka, like your cactus, i'm waiting, i can't wait, look, my beauty is standing there, it's like... oh, what a handsome man, and it blooms once every 25 years, so this is the color of the navel, and how it blossoms into such a flower, beautiful, yes, mizhenka gave it to me, i already thought i wouldn't live to see it, but his grandmother, well, why are you, well, don't be upset, everything is fine, really, calm down, grandma, why go, sit down, sit down, go, otherwise you haven't eaten any cookies at all. now it's blooming, can i already start, yes, i've already made a will changed, and the form only has to sign utalius, well, good morning my dears, hello, my friend. what is this? alarm clock, do you hear me, you're under arrest, what kind o
you can think, klava, if you didn't drink, you would save up money, your china would fly away, the sillyyou saved up a lot of money, yes, yes, you're still languishing in a communal apartment, that's none of your business, look after yourself better, klava, don't quarrel, come on, really, come on, be wiser, treasure semyonovna, don't talk about it, babushka, like your cactus, i'm waiting, i can't wait, look, my beauty is standing there, it's like... oh, what a handsome man, and it blooms once...
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petersburg, well a long time ago right after college, i had such a dry neighbor, klava, she worked asa waitress in a hotel, she stole everything from this restaurant, and she couldn’t eat anything, because she had a... he didn’t like her, well, and guests came to me, i lived like that, and my mother came, she couldn’t eat or drink, she pursed her lips and said: and you know, your larisa drinks, my mother also pursed her lips and said, she drinks on her own, another thing is that she didn’t say anything later, of course, what the neighbors were saying about me, but you could also answer, you know, honey, you didn't buy it, it's not for you... to judge , well, of course, it's definitely not my thing, i can't live with my mother-in-law, i should have my own family, no, and my mother shouldn't interfere, not mine, mine never interferes in relationships, and that is , my mother-in-law shouldn't interfere either, but for some reason she was also annoyed that mothers like to have fun, go to clubs, for example, with you, what 's wrong with that, yes, this is the kind of person, in fact, when
petersburg, well a long time ago right after college, i had such a dry neighbor, klava, she worked asa waitress in a hotel, she stole everything from this restaurant, and she couldn’t eat anything, because she had a... he didn’t like her, well, and guests came to me, i lived like that, and my mother came, she couldn’t eat or drink, she pursed her lips and said: and you know, your larisa drinks, my mother also pursed her lips and said, she drinks on her own, another thing is that she...
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this is not klava, get out of here. i found information about the breed, who is in the accident register, really died, under strange circumstances, the car fell off the bridge, when 5 days ago, then his. death is somehow connected with the murder of our fortune teller, listen, lenochka, while no one bothers us here, maybe you can tell us what the fortune teller told you about the ideal man, at home nothing bothers us to talk about personal topics, but here it bothers us, that work, let's get down to business. there is information about robert, daniel, well almost, a rich heir, died 5 days ago back to... igor more suitable prints, in what sense, in the cloven-hoofed, phew, in general, i was x-rayed. in all seriousness, oh, now with this already igor, yes, that there are no demons in me, and you are in demons, okay, geisha, get dressed, you have an order, excuse me, 311, thank you. here and there they told us, 410 here, who is fyodor mikhailovich, oh, mikhail fyodorovich, would you be so kind as to open the police? yes, r
this is not klava, get out of here. i found information about the breed, who is in the accident register, really died, under strange circumstances, the car fell off the bridge, when 5 days ago, then his. death is somehow connected with the murder of our fortune teller, listen, lenochka, while no one bothers us here, maybe you can tell us what the fortune teller told you about the ideal man, at home nothing bothers us to talk about personal topics, but here it bothers us, that work, let's get...
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your wife, klava klavochka will cool your ardor a little? lesha, the court doesn’t even say then that my back went through there. bye bye.
your wife, klava klavochka will cool your ardor a little? lesha, the court doesn’t even say then that my back went through there. bye bye.
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good one, now, come on, my good one. killed, lord, woman, calm down, get out of here, you mare, i say, klavad to the ticket, but it was nowhere to be found, self-destructed, all the bicycle-stone chambers, ran away, no... you're kidding me, i'm leaving, my legs won't be here anymore, you just know, from now on i'm in opposition with you, go, go, dear, go with god, and the ticket, here it is, here it is, dear, here it is, jack, little one, here's a dog under your arm, and a bath with champagne and jagruzina, and pink codelac, gentleman. wait, matryona ivan, i need to get the money, first there’s such a supply of money, i’ll take a bucket of klavkin’s garbage and that’s it, but what a dirty rag, i’ll cover it up like that, who would guess that grandma has such money there, there’s no security i have to, well, that's it, i went, i went, i went, i went for the jackpot, chebotukha, chebotukha, chebotukha, little fool from the beryulochka, she thinks, really, i 'll give her an unverified ticket, i have about 40 of these tickets accumulated, barnya, barnya. madam, oh lyu-lyu-lyu-lyu-lyu, i love to
good one, now, come on, my good one. killed, lord, woman, calm down, get out of here, you mare, i say, klavad to the ticket, but it was nowhere to be found, self-destructed, all the bicycle-stone chambers, ran away, no... you're kidding me, i'm leaving, my legs won't be here anymore, you just know, from now on i'm in opposition with you, go, go, dear, go with god, and the ticket, here it is, here it is, dear, here it is, jack, little one, here's a dog under your arm, and a bath with champagne...
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mil, well i asked klava not to do anything i didn't touch here, i forgot. can i touch this?'s how worried you were about me. lyudmila evgenevna, hello, lyudmila, everything 's fine, lyudmila evgenevna, guys, you know me, you know my reputation, my client will definitely win this case, you don't even have to start, i'll call you back. what happened? good morning, why didn't you wake me up today, didn't wake me up, where were you yesterday, turned off your phone, i waited, waited and fell asleep, i was held up at work, cat, at what work, your director zhorik was at my performance yesterday, so the legend of overtime is not accepted, but i won't make a scene about it, i just trust you, that's all, zhorik said that i'm wonderful and he can see me in the third season of your girlfriend, you and i will be like sean conry and kim basinger, but he really said that the contender... there are a lot of people for this role and many are pushed through connections, cat, well, talk to the general producer, talk, zhorik said that the general is afraid that you 're tired of it and you'll re
mil, well i asked klava not to do anything i didn't touch here, i forgot. can i touch this?'s how worried you were about me. lyudmila evgenevna, hello, lyudmila, everything 's fine, lyudmila evgenevna, guys, you know me, you know my reputation, my client will definitely win this case, you don't even have to start, i'll call you back. what happened? good morning, why didn't you wake me up today, didn't wake me up, where were you yesterday, turned off your phone, i waited, waited and fell asleep,...
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and my mother was very not... when i asked about him, i need to call grandma, yeah, hello, grandma, klavajust came to see me, she said that they wanted to kill you, what's going on, where are the police looking, grandma, just don't worry, i'm fine, the police are protecting me, what don't worry, my blood pressure is already under 200, grandma, lie down on the bed and take your pills, grandma, can you hear me? "she doesn't answer, so i need to go to her urgently, so calmly, you're not going anywhere if you don't go, let me go to your grandma's, where she lives, on sadovaya 15, uh-huh, hello, please give me a car to the starfish, let's go to sadovaya 15 and back, yes, you can, yes, vasya, come in, comrade major, the driver is red"? found, come in, sit down, i 'm listening to you, i'm driving early this morning along proletarskaya, i see a guy hitchhiking, i stopped and gave him a lift, where did we give him a lift, he got out at the port, uh-huh, we talked about something, well , he was interested in where you can rent a motorhome, and where you can, on khrustalyuva, there's a rental office
and my mother was very not... when i asked about him, i need to call grandma, yeah, hello, grandma, klavajust came to see me, she said that they wanted to kill you, what's going on, where are the police looking, grandma, just don't worry, i'm fine, the police are protecting me, what don't worry, my blood pressure is already under 200, grandma, lie down on the bed and take your pills, grandma, can you hear me? "she doesn't answer, so i need to go to her urgently, so calmly, you're not going...
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grandmother's name is nastya, so her full name is anastasia, and my mother's grandmother's name is klava hmm, keyboard, or what? these are the times: children first start walking, then talking, then they start accounts on social networks. nitya is finishing first grade, wrote on vkontakte: hurray, i have a week and 10 years left to study. sonya was trying to jump in a physical education class through a goat, got a bruise, posted a photo on instagram with the caption "the first goat in my life." sometimes it happens, you buy a gadget for your child and think, why did i do that. sonya tearfully asked for a smartphone for her birthday, i gave her one, she squeals with joy, twirls it in her hands, i say: should i kiss it? sonya tenderly kisses the smartphone and runs away. in our time, as it was, you can't drive children from the yard home, now you can't drive children from the internet into the yard. and once on a weekend , the power was turned off in the whole house for several hours, and the internet went down, the kids were struggling at first, then i see sonya took pencils, started draw
grandmother's name is nastya, so her full name is anastasia, and my mother's grandmother's name is klava hmm, keyboard, or what? these are the times: children first start walking, then talking, then they start accounts on social networks. nitya is finishing first grade, wrote on vkontakte: hurray, i have a week and 10 years left to study. sonya was trying to jump in a physical education class through a goat, got a bruise, posted a photo on instagram with the caption "the first goat in my...
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let it go, that means you also honor domostroy, you also beat up defenseless women, me, me, no, it 's klavaor, oh-oh-oh, quiet, quiet, quiet, i was wrong, i admit it. nuclear terrorism, uavs, barrel artillery, mortar artillery. ukraine continues to hit the zaporizhzhya nuclear power plant ignoring the mortal danger. this is my duty, this is the duty of every person, now, especially since i am a doctor. volunteer doctors help residents of the kursk region who suffered from attacks by the armed forces of ukraine, and other russian regions accept those who arrived from dangerous areas. and even more powerful in the arsenal of the russian military is the younger sister of the legendary sun. about the work of the crews of the heavy flamethrower systems tosochka in the southern donetsk direction of the special operation.
let it go, that means you also honor domostroy, you also beat up defenseless women, me, me, no, it 's klavaor, oh-oh-oh, quiet, quiet, quiet, i was wrong, i admit it. nuclear terrorism, uavs, barrel artillery, mortar artillery. ukraine continues to hit the zaporizhzhya nuclear power plant ignoring the mortal danger. this is my duty, this is the duty of every person, now, especially since i am a doctor. volunteer doctors help residents of the kursk region who suffered from attacks by the armed...
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Aug 3, 2024
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is klava, not yourself, i mean, it’s just not the staff that catches the eye, well and what should i moscow, in two cities, wow, your life is nomadic, celebrities, why did you decide that i’m a celebrity, how do you live in something like this? well, sweets in front of you, thank you, i love you, you shouldn’t have put on so much makeup, nadenka, why don’t you like it, it’s too much, you have your own natural beauty, i can erase it, no, no, i myself, if possible, do that. come on, close your eyes, and here too, just one more second. can i just call you arik, please. well, something like this, oh, i really like it, yes, me too, beautiful russian face, i suggest we continue next time, come on, tomorrow you can, i can, but i can , i won’t come alone, with someone, well, with... oh, our dzhigit has been gone for a long time, uh-huh, you think it will pull, yes, who knows, he is full of surprises, but the landscape is not limited. he won’t leave, what’s his passion’s name, the janitor, nadya kruglova, nadya kruglova, well, why get lost, i have the phone number, the address, let’s find out
is klava, not yourself, i mean, it’s just not the staff that catches the eye, well and what should i moscow, in two cities, wow, your life is nomadic, celebrities, why did you decide that i’m a celebrity, how do you live in something like this? well, sweets in front of you, thank you, i love you, you shouldn’t have put on so much makeup, nadenka, why don’t you like it, it’s too much, you have your own natural beauty, i can erase it, no, no, i myself, if possible, do that. come on,...
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awaits you from the stage, our barman has already prepared it, but the intonation is very similar to klavacret heirs of the stars very personal secrets of favorite artists, how zolotukhin secretly lived in two families at once, i find this deeply disgusting, he just wanted it right away, well, let's give birth, who got it? spanish inheritance, favorite millionaire shikakshenova, morally, maybe, maybe, but this word is such, then it does not fit, about which sirov's illegitimate daughter kept silent, there are people who behave unworthily, the title of an artist, the title of a man, father, man, why did gaft first see his brazilian son only thanks to ntv, god sent you to me, my love, illegitimate children of celebrities, in a multi-force investigation based. on real events on saturday and sunday at 20:00 on ntv. zimorodok - new season tomorrow at 14:00 on ntv. still thinking about the ideal home? it's time to switch to domklik to find housing for any, the most daring taste. with a mortgage for building a house, a new building or a secondary market. choose what everyone will like. on domklik
awaits you from the stage, our barman has already prepared it, but the intonation is very similar to klavacret heirs of the stars very personal secrets of favorite artists, how zolotukhin secretly lived in two families at once, i find this deeply disgusting, he just wanted it right away, well, let's give birth, who got it? spanish inheritance, favorite millionaire shikakshenova, morally, maybe, maybe, but this word is such, then it does not fit, about which sirov's illegitimate daughter kept...
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Aug 16, 2024
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is it, it seems to me, maybe the singer maxim, the eternal girl, wow, and i'm still sure that it's klava koka, oh-oh, i'm already confident. and such a cheeky, cheerful one , this koka, or maybe it's, for example, liza arzamasova, by the way, a good option, liza she sings beautifully, and is a wonderful actress, she is so herself, yes, she is so herself, she has such a childish, cool energy, she writes cool books for children, so why not, and she raps, and you will find out about this in the next issue, fantastic, and we will find out about this from ilya ver'. yes, i will think, maybe the actress who voiced cheburashka is hiding here, this is the first version, the second i thought, maybe it was katerina shpita, yes, by the way, she drank, cool, well yes, she katya is also so cheerful, yes, very, oh, i like your reasoning, of course, i liked it, so, well, and we will not ask our dear pippi which version is closer to her, because we do not ask anyone like that. although let's ask, who is closer to me masha rasputina, what a turn of events, masha rasputina, wow, an eternal girl, that is,
is it, it seems to me, maybe the singer maxim, the eternal girl, wow, and i'm still sure that it's klava koka, oh-oh, i'm already confident. and such a cheeky, cheerful one , this koka, or maybe it's, for example, liza arzamasova, by the way, a good option, liza she sings beautifully, and is a wonderful actress, she is so herself, yes, she is so herself, she has such a childish, cool energy, she writes cool books for children, so why not, and she raps, and you will find out about this in the...
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Aug 25, 2024
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hello women, hello, you ugly things, klava, close the dining room, two: one o'clock, right now, right people are walking around here with the elderly dragging dirt in, that's it. it's late, aleksey nikolayevich, the dinners are over, klavochka, haven't you noticed that the doctor was having dinner ? no, she didn't come. tashchich fetrov, haven't you seen lyudmila ivanovna? no, i haven't, why not? i don't know, she's disappeared somewhere. a wife can't disappear. don't worry, aleksey nikolayevich. let's go look together, just a minute. just to the kitchen, quickly, a portion of cutlets, and quickly, are you running to a fire or something, hmm, 24 hours, the main thing is that you've acquired something, when i was talking to you, the doctor's wife disappeared, i'm going to look, big deal, they won't find her without you. you absolutely must look, let your husband look, lizaveta fyodorovna, how can you not be ashamed, how can you not be ashamed, the only thing on your mind is the doctor. that he is seriously ill, a patient, liza, and don't make excuses, here is your portion of cutlets
hello women, hello, you ugly things, klava, close the dining room, two: one o'clock, right now, right people are walking around here with the elderly dragging dirt in, that's it. it's late, aleksey nikolayevich, the dinners are over, klavochka, haven't you noticed that the doctor was having dinner ? no, she didn't come. tashchich fetrov, haven't you seen lyudmila ivanovna? no, i haven't, why not? i don't know, she's disappeared somewhere. a wife can't disappear. don't worry, aleksey...
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invited your ovations klava koka, don't depend on me for myself. don't call me baby, don't call me, handsnny, call me zama, don't call me baby, baby, better make me baby, make me baby, i thought, love is not needed, i don't need it, like you! me parted, i don't know, new cook, as if earth, i close my eyes, sleep and see how i will go out, in white, you will put on rings, queen, more crying you won't have to, so strong in everything, but there's one weakness, hi, it's me, don't call me, for, we'll pour ourselves out. don't call me baby, baby, better make me baby, make me baby, don't call me, call me, don't call me baby, baby, better make me baby, make, where are you there it's light, where are we there. dark, it looks like we'll miss the movie again, you wanted to be with me in any way, anyone, but only with you, i sleep and see how i'll go out, you'll put on rings in white, caramel, you won't have to cry anymore, so strong in everything, but there's one weakness, hi, it's me, don't call me bunny. i climbed in, don't call me baby, baby, better make me a baby, make me a baby, don't call me,
invited your ovations klava koka, don't depend on me for myself. don't call me baby, don't call me, handsnny, call me zama, don't call me baby, baby, better make me baby, make me baby, i thought, love is not needed, i don't need it, like you! me parted, i don't know, new cook, as if earth, i close my eyes, sleep and see how i will go out, in white, you will put on rings, queen, more crying you won't have to, so strong in everything, but there's one weakness, hi, it's me, don't call me, for,...