when we come back, leslie jones will be joining us. don't go away. applause] the moment a friend becomes a real friend. ohhh... please no. who wants to jam? [playing ukulele off-key] hey pal! friends don't let friends be ukulele guy. oh, he's humming now. i think i'm gonna be sick. somebody make it stop! nah, man. no. ( ♪♪ ) dos equis. raise one with a real one. come on road, do your worst. we'll be at our best. engineered to meet or exceed original equipment performance. exclusively at autozone. chipotle's chicken al pastor is back. and it's fire on every level. fresh chicken hot off the grill, mixed with morita peppers, a splash of pineapple and fresh lime. it's where fire meets flavor. chipotle's chicken al pastor, the wait is over. [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show." you know, all this week, i've been sharing my opinions on the news. and rightfully so, they're pretty great opinions. but studies show that other people also have opinions, so here with another installment of "in my opinion," is our good friend, leslie