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>> schaffer me. you >> lewis schaffer on me.uld be. >> you should handling our >> you should be handling our military recruitment. i'd sign up if lewis schaffer up to fight if lewis schaffer was leading the. >> why get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> got to do it like the >> you got to do it like the russians do it. they don't even wait for people to. they go out there the and they there in the street and they say, look old enough. you're say, you look old enough. you're joining, getting this, getting this varne. >> army over yeah. >> anyway, moving we've got >> anyway, moving on. we've got the now. and look out, the guardian now. and look out, zuckerberg and trump is zuckerberg and musk. trump is going the latest social going to be the latest social media billionaire. this could cause bloodbath facebook. cause a bloodbath for facebook. >> is unbelievable. >> yes it is unbelievable. well, good news because i always thought i think thought you know, i didn't think that trump be that trump
>> schaffer me. you >> lewis schaffer on me.uld be. >> you should handling our >> you should be handling our military recruitment. i'd sign up if lewis schaffer up to fight if lewis schaffer was leading the. >> why get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> got to do it like the >> you got to do it like the russians do it. they don't even wait for people to. they go out there the and they there in the street...
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lewis schaffer is a brilliant sta|ii comedian. lewis schaffer is a brilliant sta|i knowomedian.a brilliant sta|i know you might not know it >> i know you might not know it here, he's one of the best here, but he's one of the best stands. and what basically what i saying little skit i was saying in this little skit that do , which is that men are that i do, which is that men are not told we're beautiful, we're rarely told we're beautiful, and we just want to be told we're beautiful. and that some men are willing become , um, women in willing to become, um, women in order little love order to get a little love directed their way. that's how bad it is for men. >> i understand, lewis, that the clip doesn't do it justice. you have watch full set. but have to watch the full set. but the is, it was that clip the point is, it was that clip that these people cancel that got these people to cancel your gig, is which is. your gig, which is which is. >> not going to mention who >> i'm not going to mention who it was. i'm not going mention it was. i'm not going to mention the i'm not going t
lewis schaffer is a brilliant sta|ii comedian. lewis schaffer is a brilliant sta|i knowomedian.a brilliant sta|i know you might not know it >> i know you might not know it here, he's one of the best here, but he's one of the best stands. and what basically what i saying little skit i was saying in this little skit that do , which is that men are that i do, which is that men are not told we're beautiful, we're rarely told we're beautiful, and we just want to be told we're beautiful. and...
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lewis schaffer. hating my schaffer. i grew up hating my name, lewis schaffer.is that if you change your name, you should have to pick the top name from the date you were born. >> well, i would for a dart >> well, i would do for a dart right now. lewis, the telegraph has a story about bbc woman's hour getting a predominantly male audience . yeah. male audience. yeah. >> this is the bbc's woman's hour and it says faces backlash over porn series . and so they're over porn series. and so they're doing a show all about porn, which i think is all right, but not at 10:00 in the morning. even i'm not up for porn. i usually start around 11. >> well, it's the usual thing is that trying to justify that they're trying to justify everything camille paglia , who okay. paglia camille paglia, who i like, she says late phase societies are kind oh, societies are all kind of, oh, we're so sophisticated, there's nothing can talk nothing bothers us. we can talk about and i think about anything. and i just think , on. , come on. >> yeah, but porn is exists . it >> yeah, but porn is
lewis schaffer. hating my schaffer. i grew up hating my name, lewis schaffer.is that if you change your name, you should have to pick the top name from the date you were born. >> well, i would for a dart >> well, i would do for a dart right now. lewis, the telegraph has a story about bbc woman's hour getting a predominantly male audience . yeah. male audience. yeah. >> this is the bbc's woman's hour and it says faces backlash over porn series . and so they're over porn series....
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lewis schaffer solution is eat meat, don't eat sugan solution is eat meat, don't eat sugar.ed to go to the dentist famously. >> don't brush your teeth as you're you're sort of the anti dentist, aren't you? they famously always say brush your sensodyne use floss, use mouthwash, brush. >> to brush your >> you don't need to brush your teeth because sugar because starch mouth turns to starch in the mouth turns to acid and creates cavities, which is decay. and if is teeth, tooth decay. and if you do not eat sugar, which is carbs, it's annoying, isn't it? >> because he's partly right. thatis >> because he's partly right. that is true. if we say sugar, that would that would help . that would that would help. everybody stopped eating sugar tomorrow. yeah, guess we'd tomorrow. yeah, i guess we'd have dentists . have enough dentists. >> well, these people who are listening, to stop. >> they're not. there's >> no, they're not. there's always a grain of truth. the economy in germany was bad after the first award. you know what i mean? how they start. mean? that's how they start. these t
lewis schaffer solution is eat meat, don't eat sugan solution is eat meat, don't eat sugar.ed to go to the dentist famously. >> don't brush your teeth as you're you're sort of the anti dentist, aren't you? they famously always say brush your sensodyne use floss, use mouthwash, brush. >> to brush your >> you don't need to brush your teeth because sugar because starch mouth turns to starch in the mouth turns to acid and creates cavities, which is decay. and if is teeth, tooth...
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is menopausal sex symbol lewis schaffer. and have lewis schaffer.e alt hottie , nick dixon. is alt right hottie, nick dixon. is that all right? is all right. i didn't know that's a bad. is didn't know if that's a bad. is that bad? >> that's bad. a i'm centre. >> centre right. centre right. >> yeah. okay. >> yeah. okay. >> i even know what alt >> so i don't even know what alt right be honest. right means to be honest. >> like a really bad >> it's means like a really bad slur. okay. >> it's means like a really bad slur. oisorry, i didn't mean it >> i'm sorry, i didn't mean it as a slur. i just thought i didn't i didn't know how as a slur. i just thought i didrself—identified: know how as a slur. i just thought i didrself—identified anymore.v as a slur. i just thought i did italf—identified anymore. v as a slur. i just thought i did italf—ideithe ed anymore.v as a slur. i just thought i did italf—ideithe overton ore. v as a slur. i just thought i did italf—ideithe overton window as a slur. i just thought i did italf—ideithe is'erton window as a slur. i
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i mean, you know, we all know lewis schaffer does it but they're out there going through lewis schaffers it but they're ocheckingjoing doorstep, the bins checking your doorstep, checking the checking if there's cars in the driveways and if lights are driveways and if the lights are on coming of the on if steam's coming out of the boiler. reason for this boiler. and the reason for this is are calling in is that parents are calling in sick. sometimes they're pretending to be doctors. it's hilarious. it's like something in in ankara . in ron burgundy we do in ankara. hello, doctor, hello, i'm clearly the doctor, but parent calling but it's just the parent calling in sick and they do things like they change the name on the phone to doctor's bit. phone to doctor's surgery bit. genenc phone to doctor's surgery bit. generic giveaway legal. generic bit of a giveaway legal. this is all to get out of so you can have a holiday and turn up. now, i'm sure when i was a kid you could just have a holiday, but now you're not allowed. you can. was can. but where i'm from, it was different because, differ
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lewis schaffer i was filming today. not there, but someplace else.ping along the side of the road and they're urinating and, and 762 of them in one year, we're fine. wow right. £88. and so basically they basically they made like 72,000 thousand pounds. >> they're just they've stopped in a layby to just go behind a bush and have a little wee. this is what, you know this my mum used to take me when i was a little kid. no, i we did little kid. no, i mean we did have a toilet in the house as well. know, is just well. but you know, this is just something people do. something that people do. >> and how shocking it >> and how shocking is it because they were being penalised they violated penalised because they violated the environmental protection act and for, for accused of littering and littering? >> but where do where do they think ? think? >> i mean, when a cow urinates in a field, is that littering? >> and do you think that for £72,000 that they collected , £72,000 that they collected, they could have just put a urinal up and solve the problem? >> this
lewis schaffer i was filming today. not there, but someplace else.ping along the side of the road and they're urinating and, and 762 of them in one year, we're fine. wow right. £88. and so basically they basically they made like 72,000 thousand pounds. >> they're just they've stopped in a layby to just go behind a bush and have a little wee. this is what, you know this my mum used to take me when i was a little kid. no, i we did little kid. no, i mean we did have a toilet in the house as...
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lewis schaffer. that is it for part one.rrest at today's and arrest at today's protest and the crisis in masculinity will be resident be explained by our resident expert, be explained by our resident ex art, be explained by our resident ex a minute welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with paul cox and lewis schaffer. there they are wearing almost matching ties. and the saint louis is mine is mine is by yeager. >> it's made in italy. it's100% >> it's made in italy. it's 100% silk. nice. quite, quite pricey . okay. >> well, when it was when it was get into that. more later. but let's have a quick look at the mail on sunday. and the met police have arrested a man carrying a sign stating that hamas terrorist. that's a hamas a terrorist. that's just a fact, isn't it? sure you fact, isn't it? make sure you don't a sign saying nick don't have a sign saying nick dixon is the uk's best presenter. dixon is the uk's best present saying i've got to, met >> i'm saying i've got to, met police arrest man carrying hamas a
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. >> the trigger warning for this show lewis schaffer on, on show is lewis schaffer on, on the the oscars. it's the telegraph it's appropriate. the telegraph have slice have delivered a slice of celebrity self—importance. >> . well, this barbie, >> yes. well, this is barbie, the i miraculously the ken song, and i miraculously did not see barbie. i saw half of oppenheimer instead, and. but i only watched half of it because why continue after the good part happened and is it because you wanted to go outside and do some talking? >> the people know what i'm talking. >> there's a lot of nudity in the there's extended nudity. >> okay. but so this guy, mark ronson and another guy, andrew wyatt, they made song about wyatt, they made a song about the and i listened to the ken song and i listened to it. it's horrible because because the people who wrote the song are 48 and 52, respectively, and the truth is, is that once you reach a certain age, can't make music age, you can't make music anymore. you can't up with, anymore. you can't come up with, yeah, is cresta. yeah, but this is cresta. >> surel
. >> the trigger warning for this show lewis schaffer on, on show is lewis schaffer on, on the the oscars. it's the telegraph it's appropriate. the telegraph have slice have delivered a slice of celebrity self—importance. >> . well, this barbie, >> yes. well, this is barbie, the i miraculously the ken song, and i miraculously did not see barbie. i saw half of oppenheimer instead, and. but i only watched half of it because why continue after the good part happened and is it...
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it's lewis purdey and steed. it's lewis schaffer and cressida wetton. how are you both doing?s purdey and steve? well, this is the thing . i mean, i was the thing. i mean, i was thinking not everybody's going to get that reference. it was from the new avengers, which was a show i thought wouldn't a show i thought people wouldn't get uh, get the reference because, uh, because get the reference because, uh, bec it.;e get the reference because, uh, bec it. but apparently i got get it. but apparently i got that wrong. steed >> steed. yes. >> steed. oh, yes. >> steed. oh, yes. >> i've got no idea, but the avengers does mentioned avengers does get mentioned on twitter quite lot. twitter quite a lot. >> yeah, that we're that. yes, it's a bit of that. oh, yeah. that's it is that we are that's what it is that we are the, um. >> yeah. well, that's the awkward explanation of my intro the way let's have a quick look at saturday's front page is the daily mail leads with rishi delivers speech. britain needed to hear. the guardian has. democracy is at threat from extremists, claimed sunak .
it's lewis purdey and steed. it's lewis schaffer and cressida wetton. how are you both doing?s purdey and steve? well, this is the thing . i mean, i was the thing. i mean, i was thinking not everybody's going to get that reference. it was from the new avengers, which was a show i thought wouldn't a show i thought people wouldn't get uh, get the reference because, uh, because get the reference because, uh, bec it.;e get the reference because, uh, bec it. but apparently i got get it. but...
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. >> always available >> and the always available lewis schaffer. >> hey, awesome. >> hey, awesome. > so bad it wasn't so bad . >> so bad it wasn't so bad. >> so bad it wasn't so bad. >> nothing even worse. no, it could have been a lot worse. no, that's pretty bad to say. always available. be fair. available. no, be fair. available. no, we're . not. some people >> no, we're. not. some people are actually busy and working and cressida's busy and working. you're. but no one in this room, lewis. yeah, well, you're all looking great. >> all slightly colour >> you all look slightly colour coordinated yeah. >> you all look slightly colour cooyeahted yeah. >> you all look slightly colour cooyeah . d yeah. >> you all look slightly colour cooyeah . well, 'eah. >> you all look slightly colour cooyeah . well, blue naturally >> yeah. well, blue naturally merging know, >> yeah. well, blue naturally mergi|that's know, >> yeah. well, blue naturally mergi|that's it. know, that's that's it. >> unplanned. that's that's it. >> oh, unplanned. that's that's it. >> oh, i'm unplanned. that's that's it. >> o
. >> always available >> and the always available lewis schaffer. >> hey, awesome. >> hey, awesome. > so bad it wasn't so bad . >> so bad it wasn't so bad. >> so bad it wasn't so bad. >> nothing even worse. no, it could have been a lot worse. no, that's pretty bad to say. always available. be fair. available. no, be fair. available. no, we're . not. some people >> no, we're. not. some people are actually busy and working and cressida's busy and...
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thanks howie and lewis schaffer.anks for joining me both . for joining me both. >> forjoining me both. >> how are you.7 >> how are you? >> are you having a good week? >> are you having a good week? >> i'm great. yeah just getting my flat ready to sell. >> oh, you're selling your house and you're going to use tonight to plug it. yes. >> if anybody wants to move to hornsey. yeah let me know. >> how going all >> how are you going to get all the games of your the board games out of your house? got thousand house? you've got thousand people this about house? you've got thousand peopiit's this about house? you've got thousand peopiit's got this about house? you've got thousand peopiit's got thousands about house? you've got thousand peopiit's got thousands andit josh. it's got thousands and thousands of. >> have a mental health issue. >> i have a mental health issue. yes. and, i'm storing them in a in a friend's loft. >> are you. is that right? okay. and you? lewis good week. >> i never board games. >> i never played board
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. >> oh, i keep being given them by lewis schaffer.got thousands of them. >> did you? wanted christmas bauble. well, bauble. wen, >> well, from the tree, well, people taking those. i people were taking those. i shouldn't that, but yeah, shouldn't say that, but yeah, those were, those were available. >> i've stuff available. » u-ve >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i know you have one. it's all on security camera, and on security camera, bauble and a bit glue. bit of glitter glue. >> make some ourselves. >> we could make some ourselves. >> we could make some ourselves. >> you think any >> great. so you don't think any thoughts you? just should thoughts can. you? just should we just say you're a thief? thoughts can. you? just should we thief?y you're a thief? thoughts can. you? just should we thief?y you'ra a thief? thoughts can. you? just should we thief?y you'ra thief. f? thoughts can. you? just should we just f?y you'ra thief. f? thoughts can. you? just should we just f?y y
. >> oh, i keep being given them by lewis schaffer.got thousands of them. >> did you? wanted christmas bauble. well, bauble. wen, >> well, from the tree, well, people taking those. i people were taking those. i shouldn't that, but yeah, shouldn't say that, but yeah, those were, those were available. >> i've stuff available. » u-ve >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i've taken stuff from here. >> i know you have one....
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nick will return tomorrow with schaffer and paul with lewis schaffer and paul cox. great weekend.th boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello again. good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update. it should stay dry through this evening for many areas, but rain and showers will push up from the southwest to bring some showery outbreaks of rain. for many of us, this weekend, that's a result of weekend, that's as a result of this pressure system this low pressure system bringing these weather fronts into southwest this into the southwest through this evening. bring some evening. so that will bring some showery of rain for showery outbreaks of rain for parts and cornwall parts of devon and cornwall through this evening. elsewhere, though, it should be dry for much of the evening and through much of the evening and through much having said much of the night. having said that, will be quite that, but it will be quite cloudy breezy. that will cloudy and breezy. that will limit just the far limit any frost to just the far northwest scotland, but it northwest of s
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