matt damon is here tonight!love him. >> jimmy: -- to ever do it. >> steve: love that man. >> jimmy: love that dude. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: oh, i like this guy. he stars in the new m. night shyamalan movie "trap," which is in theaters august 2nd. josh hartnett is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy too. and we got great music from hardy tonight, come on! [ cheers and applause ] ooh, that's fun. that's a fun album right there. oh, also, i want to quickly mention that this is the final night to vote for our annual fallon summer reads book club. we're going to announce the winning book on tomorrow night's show. we have six books right there. these are the books. this is a qr code in case you don't want to type in the url. you just -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you bleep-blorp this to your phone, and the next thing you know -- >> steve: you're there. >> jimmy: -- you're there, and you're voting. yeah. we have "god of the woods," a a scary, spooky mystery. we have "murder at the end of the world

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some man called matt damon a fat pig, and i said, "sir, matt damon is not a fat pig.ow get back to your vacation, jimmy." [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is where i think trump should spend the next four years. taco bell -- [ laughter ] -- is launching what they call an "early retirement community" in san diego. it's called "the cantinas." [ laughter ] look how fun. finally, we can die the way we lived, with a crunchwrap supreme pouring out of our anuses. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, america. another thing i learned this week is that jimmy has a team of very smart people who spend all their time looking for very dumb clips. like this one about a guy who was arrested in my home state of ohio. >> the moment a man is taken into custody in west columbus wearing a leopard print onesie and hamsters in his pants. >> once the suspect, identified as matthew pancake, was secured, the officers remembered something was missing. >> where are the gerbils? >> where are the gerbils? >> the cops begin searching his clothes only to find exactly what they were looking for. and not just

matt damon and casey affleck back in a heist movie after ocean's 11, 12 13.y're phoning it and as sam, and i heard him say this a lot about certain movies, the instigators is aggressively average i'm surprised it's streaming on apple tv. plus, because it feels like the kind of sporadically entertaining, but otherwise lazy on inspired by the numbers run of the mill and instantly forgettable heist gone wrong. action flick that quite frankly, usually find on netflix to that extent, the instigators is the kind of movie you can have on in the background. why are clean your house when the laundry stuff like that? that still makes it better than border lands. speaking of bordeaux. and so if you thought what i have to say about the instigators was banned, wait till you hear about a border lands. so our lands. yeah. okay. right now it's at 6% on rotten tomatoes. it was 7% this morning, but it fell back down to 6. i'm ashley surprised. it's that high because border land is off all very much. wants to be like a guardians of the galaxy kind of movie. but without the find

damon in attendance.gular red carpet targets. cameras capturing some unusual moments. a tense talk at the grammys. an awkward exchange at a premiere. this year, j. lo released her self-financed project, "this is me now," a new music album, and a complementary film on amazon. there was a documentary where affleck talked about their clashing styles. >> getting back together i said, listen, one of the things i don't want is a relationship on social media. then i sort of realized, it's not a fair thing to ask. to sort of like, you know -- you're going to marry a boat captain, "well, i don't like the water." >> juju: j. lo acknowledged that opening up was a big compromise for her husband. >> i don't think he's very comfortable with me doing all of this, but he loves me, he knows i'm an artist, he's going to support me any way he can. >> juju: by spring, rumors the marriage was in trouble. j. lo was chair at this year's met gala which she attended alone. she did the majority of press events solo. >> we didn't s

you and matt are in this fantastic film, matt damon. >> thanks. >> and you guys did some batting practicet a minute, that sounds like i was bragging. someone else posted those photos. >> seth: okay, someone else. okay, got it. all right, yeah. you're right. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: but here's -- here's matt. [ cheers and applause ] and there you are. >> yeah, no, hang on a minute. [ cheers and applause ] i -- reshape that. that picture, though, that stance isn't that good. so -- >> seth: but i like -- >> i was mid something. >> seth: i like that you look like a 70 -- like a red sock from the '70s who maybe just had a cigarette in the dugout. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: but like it feels like you could actually -- who did better with results? >> i did better. >> seth: you did? >> yeah. >> seth: you're not just saying that? >> no, no, no. i had a -- i hit -- i made more contact and hit the ball farther than matt. >> seth: and there's a lot of people standing around watching. >> yeah. yeah, there's like, yeah there's thousands of people watching. and it turns out the team, some of the team

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with being -- with matt damon, you know, messaging him, you are in this film, and you got nominated foratt suggested me for "the instigators." >> ronny: so you are on a first-name basis with this guy. [laughter] introverts don't do that. introverts don't go "my friend brad." you mean, brad pitt? >> ronny: can you talk a little bit about your background? because i just find it very interesting. >> yeah, i am vietnamese, and my parents left vietnam after the war in '79. they left by boat. part of the boat people boat exodus. my mom was actually six months pregnant with me. >> ronny: wow. >> and my dad got shot that night as they were leaving. so they were on a boat for three days. my brother was five, my older brother. and somehow, they landed -- they ended up at a refugee camp in thailand and that is where i was born. and we had a sponsor family in new orleans. and now i'm here talking to you. [laughs] >> ronny: it's great. that is amazing. that is such a huge glow up! from vietnamese refugees to new orleans residents. >> i know, i am very scary, aren't i? >> ronny: and my wife's family

with being -- with matt damon, you know, messaging him, you are in this film, and you got nominated for you are on a first-name basis with this guy. [laughter] introverts don't do that. introverts don't go "my friend brad." you mean, brad pitt? >> ronny: can you talk a little bit about your background? because i just find it very interesting. >> yeah, i am vietnamese, and my parents left vietnam after the war in '79. they left by boat. part of the boat people boat exodus. my mom was actually six months pregnant with me. >> ronny: wow. >> and my dad got shot that night as they were leaving. so they were on a boat for three days. my brother was five, my older brother. and somehow, they landed -- they ended up at a refugee camp in thailand and that is where i was born. and we had a sponsor family in new orleans. and now i'm here talking to you. [laughs] >> ronny: it's great. that is amazing. that is such a huge glow up! from vietnamese refugees to new orleans residents. >> i know, i am very scary, aren't i? >> ronny: and my wife's family is -- she is vietnamese. >> i just found that out! >

you and matt are in this fantastic film, matt damon. >> thanks. >> and you guys did some batting practice >> seth: you posted these photos? so, i'm not -- >> no, no, no, no, wait a minute, that sounds like i was bragging. someone else posted those photos. >> seth: okay, someone else. okay, got it. all right, yeah. you're right. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: but here's -- here's matt. [ cheers and applause ] and there you are. >> yeah, no, hang on a minute. [ cheers and applause ] i -- reshape that. that picture, though, that stance isn't that good. so -- >> seth: but i like -- >> i was mid something. >> seth: i like that you look like a 70 -- like a red sock from the '70s who maybe just had a cigarette in the dugout. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: but like it feels like you could actually -- who did better with results? >> i did better. >> seth: you did? >> yeah. >> seth: you're not just saying that? >> no, no, no. i had a -- i hit -- i made more contact and hit the ball farther than matt. >> seth: and there's a lot of people standing around watching. >> yeah. yeah, there's like, yeah there's t

even his mortal nemesis, matt damon, has one. [ laughter ] very good. but not -- not me. makes me wonder, off the top of my head, i don't know. have i done something to offend the great madame tussaud? [ laughter ] i mean, it's not that i think i'm entitled to my own figure, of course. i wouldn't think that. but, you know, i don't want to also think that i'm un-waxable. [ laughter ] i mean, i wouldn't mind it, you know, to tell you the truth. but you know -- i also don't want to make a big thing about it, you know. but -- [ laughter ] now that i've mentioned it, if you feel so inclined, if anybody within the sound of my voice -- maybe you would consider posting a little message on social media with one of those hashtags that people use -- again, no pressure. no wrong answer. [ laughter ] but if you want to see me immortalized in a big ball of wax, just post a little message. with one of those hashtags like "goldwax." [ laughter ] or possibly "waxblum." or, "jeff goldblum wax off." [ rim shot ] [ applause ] >> jeff: oh, no, no. oh, no, no. no. i was just spitballing. no, t

better far than a park that's jurassic ♪ ♪ it's my late night premiere and with jimmy not here then matt still bomb i've got apartments.com so i'm hosting on kimmel tonight ♪ oh, yeah, baby! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ i am just an average joe what's a zaddy i don't know ♪ ♪ i'm no idol with the title of grandmaster but i'm stylish and tall i'm not the fly on a wall ♪ ♪ is this song running long must go faster now the shows bout to start ♪ ♪ with a song in my heart i'm like a big hot air balloon that's taking flight ♪ ♪ despite a few wicked flaws i'm the wizard of oz ♪ ♪ and i'm hosting for kimmel tonight ♪ ♪ let this party commence we have spared no expense ♪ ♪ bring the cue card cause i'm really not that bright life, uh, finds a way ♪ ♪ see this guy from pa is live coast to coast ♪ ♪ i'm not one to boast but i'm hosting kimmel tonight ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jeff: we have a wonderful show for you tonight. rob delaney is here. [ cheering ] we've got music from grace bowers and the hodge podge. [ cheering ] and we'll be right back with mark wahlberg. [ cheering ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimme

even his mortal nemesis, matt damon, has one. [ laughter ] very good. but not -- not me.es me wonder, off the top of my head, i don't know. have i done something to offend the great madame tussaud? [ laughter ] i mean, it's not that i think i'm entitled to my own figure, of course. i wouldn't think that. but, you know, i don't want to also think that i'm un-waxable. [ laughter ] i mean, i wouldn't mind it, you know, to tell you the truth. but you know -- i also don't want to make a big thing about it, you know. but -- [ laughter ] now that i've mentioned it, if you feel so inclined, if anybody within the sound of my voice -- maybe you would consider posting a little message on social media with one of those hashtags that people use -- again, no pressure. no wrong answer. [ laughter ] but if you want to see me immortalized in a big ball of wax, just post a little message. with one of those hashtags like "goldwax." [ laughter ] or possibly "waxblum." or, "jeff goldblum waxoff." [ rim shot ] [ applause ] >> jeff: oh, no, no. oh, no, no. no. i was just spitballing. no, that's

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. >> it always makes me think of the matt damon movie the martian. >> i know, i know, but you know, it'sd. it's, you know, good movie there. fiction could become reality. it could become reality. >> all right. quick reminder that you can now stream ktvu news anytime. fox local now available on all streaming devices. after recently adding samsung tvs. you can just scan the qr code there on your screen right now, and you can search for the fox local app and then select ktvu. so tell us what we're looking at here. >> that's oracle park and that was a bobblehead we just saw. beautiful patrick park. all right >> three, two, one. it's showtime! ♪ ♪ [cheering] ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to mattamon, josh hartnett, hardy, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- natalie portman, musician noah kahan, star of "longlegs," actress maika monroe. featuring the 8g band with jose medeles. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. former president trump yesterday announced ohio senator j.d. vance will be his running mate despite the fact that vance once called him a moral disaster and said that he could be america's hitler. damn. [ laughter ] if he can say all that and still get picked for vice president

matt damon and casey affleck in a cookie commercial. >> what's going on, buddy? how are you doing?do you want? there is a whole line behind you. >> a boston cream and a large regular, please. >> maybe they had better luck than we do. catch the "instigators" streaming on apple tv plus. >> carson would be proud. >>> stick around, folks. we are about to head out to the plaza. we have a full half hour of music from that guy, chance the rapper. but, first, your local news and these messages. ♪ >>> it is 8:30 now on a friday morning, the 16th of august, 2024. and we have a happy crowd here. and they're about to be even happier because we will kick off our concert from chance the rapper. >> yes! >> chance, by the way, always keeping busy. that includes the new project that he is working on called star line. we will talk about that. we will get several show-stopping live performances from this grammy winner. pride of chicago. >> pride of chicago, love it. >>> but, first, let's get a quick check of the weather. looks like al has some fans over there. >> melissa stark. >> john stark. >> and,

. >> would have been really good for the matt damon role maybe. rev, we know that donald trump lies, then he lies some more. when he's done lying, he continues to lie. but this one, you think, you were just telling me at break, you think there was something a little more insidious here. it may have been more than just him mixing up men. >> in my opinion, it was definitely more. i think that the real point a lot of us are missing, he said it to say that willie brown, who had dated kamala harris, had told him a lot of things, insidious things about kamala harris. the objective of the story was to muddy up kamala harris. let's not miss, he didn't just miss up black guys. he needed a guy he could say told him these scandalous things about kamala harris. that was his goal. that's what he tried to do. the fact that he was exposed, having the wrong guy, people are forgetting that, well, then who? this guy holden couldn't have been telling you scandalous stories. no one has come with that part. what was then -- how does he fabricate a conversation if he w

matt damon. yes. and he married a waitress. >> pierce brosnan? yeah. he's been married a long time.a lot of it. >> it's when they marry people outside of the business. >> yeah. and that allows for one of them to be a star. two stars. can you have that in a marriage? i don't know. not a problem that i'm ever going to have to worry about. >> no, not with your husband or with me. >> right. let's take a check on the weather. aidan mcgivern with all the details and a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. of weather on. gb news. >> hello. very good morning to you. time for the latest forecast from the met office for gb news. fine at first today for many of us, but it is going to turn increasingly wet from the west. wettest in western scotland, in fact, from mid—morning that persistent rain already setting in across western scotland starting to cloud over with outbreaks of rain moving into northern ireland by lunchtime . and some ireland by lunchtime. and some spits and spots of rain across western england, as well as wales, generally clouding over through the