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[cheers and applause] >> ronny: thank you, michael kosta. when we come back, representative andy kim will be joining us on the show, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] chipotle's braised beef barbacoa might be our best kept secret. slow cooked responsibly raised beef. seasoned with garlic and cumin.hand-shredded for fall off the fork tenderness. chipotle's braised beef barbacoa. if you know, you know. i love this place, but i need better credit. bad credit? you could just open a new card. but you kinda need... ugh. sfx: [phone buzz] wow, i could build my credit that fast? nice. everything you need to outsmart the system. intuit credit karma. introducing gatorade water. alkaline and electrolyte infused for great taste. gatorade water. always in motion. a mystery! jessie loves playing detective. but the real mystery was her irritated skin. so, we switched to tide pods free & gentle. it cleans better, and doesn't leave behind irritating residues. and it's gentle on her skin. tide free & gentle is epa safer choice certified. it's got to be
[cheers and applause] >> ronny: thank you, michael kosta. when we come back, representative andy kim will be joining us on the show, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] chipotle's braised beef barbacoa might be our best kept secret. slow cooked responsibly raised beef. seasoned with garlic and cumin.hand-shredded for fall off the fork tenderness. chipotle's braised beef barbacoa. if you know, you know. i love this place, but i need better credit. bad credit? you could just open a new...
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[cheers and applause] >> ronny: thank you, michael kosta. when we come back, representative andy kim will be joining us on the show, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] you're really making all of this by hand. oh yeah. the avocados are hand mashed, the chips are hand tossed. and everything is made fresh you make it fresh every day. yes, every day. the chipotle way is: we make it fresh every day. sounds delicious. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ dsg family clothing and gear priced to win. only at dicks the future is threatened by enemies often unpredictable. when there are battles to win for america's future, there is one constant: marines. (♪♪) basketball's a very physical sport. i get a lot of marks throughout the season. it's a sign of hard work. you've got to push yourself to the limit. having marks on your body is not a sign of failure, it's a step towards improvement. movement leaves marks. your antiperspirant shouldn't. degree ultraclear. nonstop protection against white marks. i think we need a bigger yard, with our
[cheers and applause] >> ronny: thank you, michael kosta. when we come back, representative andy kim will be joining us on the show, so don't go away. [cheers and applause] you're really making all of this by hand. oh yeah. the avocados are hand mashed, the chips are hand tossed. and everything is made fresh you make it fresh every day. yes, every day. the chipotle way is: we make it fresh every day. sounds delicious. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ dsg family clothing and gear...
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i am michael kosta. license plates, they help track traffic violators, but what happens when shifty citizens purposely cover them up? >> sorry. >> tonight, on "thank me later," we will meet o one man who is dedicated his life to make sure new yorkers are held accountable for traffic violations. i want to bike along with this snitchilante to investigate and you can "thank me later." >> communities cheated out of improvements to roads, bridges, and other infrastructure because people covering up their license plates. speak up when i go through the camera system, we can't pick it up. >> officials say these flaws because the city more than $100 million every year. >> that's right. some new york drivers have started obscuring their plates by partially covering them. these are called ghost plates. and one man is taking it upon himself to bust these ghosts. plates. >> still on the criminal mischief beat. i will dedicate today to illegal cover license plates. we've got a guy with a plaque and i will show you tha
i am michael kosta. license plates, they help track traffic violators, but what happens when shifty citizens purposely cover them up? >> sorry. >> tonight, on "thank me later," we will meet o one man who is dedicated his life to make sure new yorkers are held accountable for traffic violations. i want to bike along with this snitchilante to investigate and you can "thank me later." >> communities cheated out of improvements to roads, bridges, and other...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, michael kosta! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> michael: love this energy! welcome to "the daily show!" i'm michael kosta. we have so much to talk about tonight. a supreme court justice is in the hot seat. america wonders if its drinking water should have less poison? plus, a live performance by vampire weekend! [cheers and applause] oh, my god! holy shit! let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] i'd like to start tonight with a topic that's pretty important to me: water. yeah, i don't know about you guys, but i'm, like, 60% water. okay? it's kind of my thing. and if you'd like to put even more water in your body, well, here's some news worth celebrating. >> this morning, the biden administration is announcing the first-ever national standard for some harmful chemicals in drinking water. >> and a new u.s. rule will impose the first ever limits on pfas or so-called forever chemicals in drinking water. the epa is now requiring utilities to reduce the toxic chemicals to the lowest level
this is "the daily show" with your host, michael kosta! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> michael: love this energy! welcome to "the daily show!" i'm michael kosta. we have so much to talk about tonight. a supreme court justice is in the hot seat. america wonders if its drinking water should have less poison? plus, a live performance by vampire weekend! [cheers and applause] oh, my god! holy shit! let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] i'd like to start...
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i'm michael kosta. we've got so much news to cover tonight. americans google their symptoms, trump throws an abortion policy reveal party, and student debt must have some bad tweets, because it just got canceled! so let's get into the headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with yesterday's solar eclipse, when people across the continent came together to have their wallets stolen while they were distracted by space. hopefully everyone wore the correct safety glasses, so they didn't catch covid from the sun. but even if you did wear them, you still might have had a solar hangover. >> google trends report shows some of the eclipse watchers may not have been using proper eye protection. the company says it saw a spike in searches of "my eyes hurt" following the solar eclipse on monday. >> michael: "my eyes hurt?" that's not even a question. that just sounds like people were complaining to their computer. "my eyes hurt, google!" get some friends, losers. by the way, i hate that google uses our searches to monitor trends. tha
i'm michael kosta. we've got so much news to cover tonight. americans google their symptoms, trump throws an abortion policy reveal party, and student debt must have some bad tweets, because it just got canceled! so let's get into the headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's kick things off with yesterday's solar eclipse, when people across the continent came together to have their wallets stolen while they were distracted by space. hopefully everyone wore the correct safety glasses, so...
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it's already working. >> desi: thank you, michael. michael kosta, everyone! [cheers and applause] when we come back, charlamagne tha god will be joining us! so stick around! [cheers and applause] new kinder chocolate. ♪♪ delicious little bars of smooth milk chocolate with a creamy, milky center. ♪♪ made for being a kid. let that kid flag fly. a national taste test determined america's favorite boneless wings, applebee's won. how about that? we don't even have wing in our name. get them now for just 50 cents. only at applebee's. [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome back to "the daily show." you know, all this week, i've been sharing my opinions on the news. but i'm not the only one with opinions around here, so here with another installment of "in my opinion," is our good friend, charlamagne tha god. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> hey! y'all remember 2020, right? covid. social distancing. murder hornets! yeah, y'all forgot about murder hornets, huh? or maybe you remember our nationwide reckoning with racism. after the murder of george floyd, white
it's already working. >> desi: thank you, michael. michael kosta, everyone! [cheers and applause] when we come back, charlamagne tha god will be joining us! so stick around! [cheers and applause] new kinder chocolate. ♪♪ delicious little bars of smooth milk chocolate with a creamy, milky center. ♪♪ made for being a kid. let that kid flag fly. a national taste test determined america's favorite boneless wings, applebee's won. how about that? we don't even have wing in our name. get...
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i'm michael kosta, we have so much to talk about tonight. politicians are falling downstairs, joe biden almost remembered what time it is and when it comes to abortion, even republicans are mad at republicans. so let's get into the headlines. [cheers and applause] let's talk about some big news on the abortion front. earlier this week, former president trump announced that after getting roe v. wade overturned, he's happy with how everything has worked out because from now on, each state will make its own rules. you know how sometimes the speed limit is 45 miles an hour and then down the road it's 35 miles an hour? well, that's how human rights are going to work now! what could go wrong? [laughter] but then arizona decided that its law would be a nearly-complete abortion ban that was first enacted during the civil war. and even pro-life republicans started freaking out. >> tonight, some republicans across the country are rhetorically trying to distance themselves from arizona's ruling that upholds a near-total abortion ban. >> congresswoman n
i'm michael kosta, we have so much to talk about tonight. politicians are falling downstairs, joe biden almost remembered what time it is and when it comes to abortion, even republicans are mad at republicans. so let's get into the headlines. [cheers and applause] let's talk about some big news on the abortion front. earlier this week, former president trump announced that after getting roe v. wade overturned, he's happy with how everything has worked out because from now on, each state will...
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clearly the j stands for "juicy caboose." >> jordan: michael kosta, everyone! when we come back we will talk about the latest college trend. [cheers and applause] ♪♪ bacon. bacon. bacon. introducing applebee's new whole lotta bacon burger. just $9.99 for a limited time. applebee's. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show"! let's talk about college, the place you go to learn and to meet the love of your life, until they get their tenure taken away or having sex with a student. of but in recent weeks, colleges across the country have become the site of mass protests against israel's war in gaza. this presents a challenge for the colleges. allowed and even disruptive protests are a cherished tradition on campuses and college investments in israel are a legitimate issue for students. but at the same time i'm at there's a real element of anti-semitism among some protests and jewish students have the right to feel safe at their own schools. so it's a delicate balance that requires keeping a cool
clearly the j stands for "juicy caboose." >> jordan: michael kosta, everyone! when we come back we will talk about the latest college trend. [cheers and applause] ♪♪ bacon. bacon. bacon. introducing applebee's new whole lotta bacon burger. just $9.99 for a limited time. applebee's. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show"! let's talk about college, the place you go to learn and to meet the...
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clearly the j stands for "juicy caboose." >> jordan: michael kosta, everyone! when we come back we will talk about the latest college trend. [cheers and applause] chipotle's braised beef barbacoa might be our best kept secret. slow cooked responsibly raised beef. seasoned with garlic and cumin.hand-shredded for fall off the fork tenderness. chipotle's braised beef barbacoa. if you know, you know. ♪ ♪ chipotle's b hello portable a.c.. hello topo chico. topo chico hard seltzer with added minerals for a crisp taste. i love this place, but i need better credit. bad credit? you could just open a new card. but you kinda need... ugh. sfx: [phone buzz] wow, i could build my credit that fast? nice. everything you need to outsmart the system. intuit credit karma. [cheers and applause] >> jordan: welcome back to "the daily show"! let's talk about college, the place you go to learn and to meet the love of your life, until they get their tenure taken away or having sex with a student. of but in recent weeks, colleges across the country have become the site of mass prote
clearly the j stands for "juicy caboose." >> jordan: michael kosta, everyone! when we come back we will talk about the latest college trend. [cheers and applause] chipotle's braised beef barbacoa might be our best kept secret. slow cooked responsibly raised beef. seasoned with garlic and cumin.hand-shredded for fall off the fork tenderness. chipotle's braised beef barbacoa. if you know, you know. ♪ ♪ chipotle's b hello portable a.c.. hello topo chico. topo chico hard seltzer...
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before we go, we're going to check in with your host for the rest of the week, michael kosta! [cheers and applause] come on! michael, what's coming up the rest of -- michael? what's with the helmet? >> oh, it's that noticeable, huh? >> jon: yeah, it's a big helmet. >> well, jon, i recently learned new york city is over several earthquake fault lines. so i'm not taking any chances. i'm prepared. 24/7. >> jon: you're gonna wear that all the time now? >> well, yeah. unless i'm riding my bike, because, you know, i don't wanna look like a pussy. >> jon: michael kosta, everyone! now here it is. your "moment of zen." >> welcome back to eclipse across america. we are watching what is an amazing interstellar phenomenon. we are not talking about happening in indianapolis, we are talking about the show we are about to watch across the sky. >> it's going to be amazing and this is either the best idea or the worst idea. >> set aside all journalistic credibility. - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks
before we go, we're going to check in with your host for the rest of the week, michael kosta! [cheers and applause] come on! michael, what's coming up the rest of -- michael? what's with the helmet? >> oh, it's that noticeable, huh? >> jon: yeah, it's a big helmet. >> well, jon, i recently learned new york city is over several earthquake fault lines. so i'm not taking any chances. i'm prepared. 24/7. >> jon: you're gonna wear that all the time now? >> well, yeah....