please welcome back to "the late show," phil keoghan. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ nice to have you back. >> i hoping you're not going to offer me up whiskey shot like you did last time. i think we'll wait till later. i don't know how i got to the last interview after you gave me the shot. >> stephen: vodka, whiskey, tequila, rum. let me know. if any place in the interview gets a little rocky for you, give me a wink and i'll go get it. last time you were here, we didn't get a chance to talk about your home country, new zealand. i don't know if you know this, but i am so smitten by new zealand. i love kiwis. they are the nicest, they make everyone else in the world seem like complete jerks. i love every key we i've ever met. i doubt you could name a kiwi i didn't like. is there any kiwi people don't like? >> phil: the only person i can think of, there was a guy who bullied me at school. >> stephen: wow. >> phil: i would love to say his name on national television. i won't embarrass him. no, not going to. >> stephen: do you do the adventu