fabulous — has had a career spanning four decades, appearing alongside the likes of french and saunders, rik mayall and harry enfield. now, helen has decided to tell her own story in her memoir, not that i'm bitter, which looks at both the funny and darker sides of the male—dominated comedy scene in the 1980s. we'll be joined by helen on the sofa next — but first, let's see her in action. yes, no, no, that's really lovely. lovely. and chairs, i thought might be quite interesting. i've got a friend who's got a shop with some lovely chairs in it. jacasta? yes. and she believes chairs are as important to civilisation as a masterpiece. or something. i wrote it down somewhere. so we could print that up and do some lovely photos. it's so nice to meet genuine aristocracy for a change. 0h! there are so many fakers. you're not wrong there, my dear. i believe that your heart will go on. once more, i open the door and you're here in my heart. go on. it's the kiss now. no, don't get funny. i'm the make—up artist for the titanic. cut! yeah, but i got a deal with fax mactor. laughter i love it!- lau