i knew roger ailes. i knew -- o.j. simpson came to my house. bill cosby came to my houe. >> stephen: worm ate my brain. everybody in. let's dig in, just like that worm did to r.f.k., jr.'s delicious frontal lobe. today, "the new york times" published some newly discovered health records for the independent candidate. turns out, back in 2010, rfk, jr. went to a doctor because he was experiencing some cognitive symptoms, like memory loss and mental fogginess, as well as a tiny voice in his head going, "let's see, what wine pairs best with cerebellum?" [laughter] lowly? that's lowly, isn't it? busytown? now, so... [cheering] no! so, you know, playing it safe, bobby jr. got a brain scan, which showed an abnormality that his doctor said "was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." cause of death: starvation. [laughter] but... you know what's really suspicious, though? right before it died, that worm was vaccinated. up till then, perfectly healthy, ran marathons. suddenly dead. you do the math. now, here's the