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with ronny chieng. applause] now, ronny, this broadcast got huge ratings for fox news, but does it justify having this kind of debate? >> yeah, this debate was great. we got to hear from a guy who's not going to be president and the other guy who is not going to be president. this was a bigger waste of airtime then softcore porn. who doesn't know about regular hard-core porn? these debates are a bunch of desperate people having meaningless fights. it's a cheap ratings stunt, and quite frankly, america deserves better. >> charlamagne: that is interesting, ronny. our debates are cheap ratings stunt? that is a subject of tonight's debate. let's bring in desi lydic. [cheers and applause] desi, your thoughts? you have 60 seconds. >> what the [bleep] is going on? >> thanks for having me tonight, charlamagne. as the daughter of a father, i believe this country runs on televised debates. times like this, i think of rita, the daughter of a mother, who works the night shift as a lunch lady in the cornfield. she c
with ronny chieng. applause] now, ronny, this broadcast got huge ratings for fox news, but does it justify having this kind of debate? >> yeah, this debate was great. we got to hear from a guy who's not going to be president and the other guy who is not going to be president. this was a bigger waste of airtime then softcore porn. who doesn't know about regular hard-core porn? these debates are a bunch of desperate people having meaningless fights. it's a cheap ratings stunt, and quite...
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desi lydic and ronny chieng, everyone! applause] when we come back, we discover santa's terrible secret. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) ok, someone just did laundry... no, i add downy light so the freshness really lasts. yeah, most scented stuff gives me a headache, but this is just right. and i don't like anything. but i like this. get a light scent that lasts with no heavy perfumes or dyes. ( ♪ ♪ ) carl never really thought much of his credit scores. until he got credit karma and used his scores to score more. like this less humble, humble abode. that's what i'm talking about carl. intuit credit karma. download the money app where your hard work pays off. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ sfx: [bong] [cheers and applause] >> kal: welcome back to "the daily show." it's almost time for santa's trip around the world. and if you've ever wondered how he makes all those toys, well, the answer is a bit disturbing. ♪ ♪ >> ho ho ho! merry christmas! >> yeah, merry christmas. wait, why are you so skinny? ho ho ho-oze
desi lydic and ronny chieng, everyone! applause] when we come back, we discover santa's terrible secret. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) (♪♪) ok, someone just did laundry... no, i add downy light so the freshness really lasts. yeah, most scented stuff gives me a headache, but this is just right. and i don't like anything. but i like this. get a light scent that lasts with no heavy perfumes or dyes. ( ♪ ♪ ) carl never really thought...
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michael kosta and ronny chieng, everyone! and applause] when we come back, we'll talk about things that have been falling out of my vagina. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] the first time you made a sale online with godaddy was also the first time you heard of a town named dinosaur, colorado. we just got an order from dinosaur, colorado. start an easy to build, powerful website for free with a partner that always puts you first. start for free at godaddy.com kate is going big and going home for the holidays. that's the plan. at michaels she got everything to make cookies that were anything but cutter. turn ideas into i-did-its. ♪ (holiday music) ♪ this is cassie. she never really paid attention to her credit scores until she got credit karma. and used her scores to score more. like a great rate on an auto loan for some more reliable wheels. intuit credit karma. download the money app where your hard work pays off. ♪ just hear those sleigh bells jingling♪ ♪ring tingle tingling too♪ ♪(ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)♪ ♪com
michael kosta and ronny chieng, everyone! and applause] when we come back, we'll talk about things that have been falling out of my vagina. so don't go away. [cheers and applause] the first time you made a sale online with godaddy was also the first time you heard of a town named dinosaur, colorado. we just got an order from dinosaur, colorado. start an easy to build, powerful website for free with a partner that always puts you first. start for free at godaddy.com kate is going big and going...
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michael kosta and ronny chieng, everyone.lause] when we come back, we'll find out the truth about vivek ramaswamy. so don't go anywhere. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm ron reagan, an unabashed atheist. and i'm alarmed, as you may be, by the intrusions of religion into our secular government. that's why i'm asking you to join the freedom from religion foundation, the nation's largest and most effective association of atheists and agnostics working to keep state and church separate, just like our founders intended. please join the freedom from religion foundation today. ron reagan, lifelong atheist, not afraid of burning in hell. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ sfx: [bong] ian will find the true meaning of the holiday sweater. i will? because he went to michaels and got everything he needed to make a one of a kind crewneck you could never get off the rack. turn ideas into i-did-its. ♪ (holiday music) ♪ why get someone one big gift, when you could get them a bunch of mini gifts? like these little reese's! look! they're already wrapped! so convenient
michael kosta and ronny chieng, everyone.lause] when we come back, we'll find out the truth about vivek ramaswamy. so don't go anywhere. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm ron reagan, an unabashed atheist. and i'm alarmed, as you may be, by the intrusions of religion into our secular government. that's why i'm asking you to join the freedom from religion foundation, the nation's largest and most effective association of atheists and agnostics working to keep state and church separate, just like our...