and i was terrified. >> jimmy: you went to jail for stealing ronny millsap? >> i was like, come on, you guys, clearly, this is a bit. [ laughter ] like -- but they wanted to teach me a lesson, and they did. it was opening night -- it was opening night of the first time i got cast in a play at the university of illinois, and i was in this production of "picnic," and so, if i hadn't made it to the play, i probably would have been kicked out of school. but a friend of mine, his name was rob, came and bailed me out, and my other friend was the assistant director, nobody knew, nobody told anymore. 12 minutes before curtain, i got to the theater and, like -- put on my stuff and went out and gave the most tearful performance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that the -- that's a pretty good crime. >> my mom and dad don't know about this, so -- >> jimmy: was that the end of it, or did joe keep going, or? >> well, no, there was one other time. in the urbana jail station. some friends and i, we can say this now in california, we were smoking marijuana out behind a community