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from "late night with seth meyers. and also, you know, we hosted a podcast. >> we did. >> jimmy: when we were on strike together. >> it was wonderful. >> jimmy: it was a lot of fun. it really was. i think people are disappointed by how much fun we had together. >> i think people long for an era where we all hate each other and they're bumd out we found a common. >> jimmy: maybe we should give them what they want, start something. it was you and me john oliver, stephen colbert and jimmy fallon. we did the show together. >> it was like the avengers like five lesser superheroes, we want you to do a podcast about the avengers. >> jimmy: like hawkeye and his neighbors. do you remember the name of the podcast? >> well, i think you're referring to strike force five. >> jimmy: it's a little -- if you don't get it, you don't get it. that's all. [ applause ] if you're not laughing, you didn't listen. >> or they're not laughing because they did listen. >> jimmy: that's possible also. you have a podcast with your brother josh. >>
from "late night with seth meyers. and also, you know, we hosted a podcast. >> we did. >> jimmy: when we were on strike together. >> it was wonderful. >> jimmy: it was a lot of fun. it really was. i think people are disappointed by how much fun we had together. >> i think people long for an era where we all hate each other and they're bumd out we found a common. >> jimmy: maybe we should give them what they want, start something. it was you and me john...
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i said, "i'm going to be on seth meyers." and he was really offended. [ light laughter ] so luckily i was able to squeeze that in. >> seth: well, tell him i'm very offended by that reaction. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, he said, "can't you do the interview on the roof or something?" >> seth: but did you actually get the glasses on and take a look? >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: and how was it? >> it was really cool. >> seth: okay, great. >> we didn't get to see the full totality here but -- >> seth: because there was a little -- did you have a little but of cloud cover? >> it was cloudy, but also in new york, we don't get the see the whole thing. >> seth: right. well, it's still the greatest city in the world. [ light laughter ] you grew up here. you're working here now. what is the thing new yorkers most approach you about when they see you on the street? is there one piece of your work that they are the most -- >> well, i mean, usually, they ask for directions. >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] and you tell them what they should
i said, "i'm going to be on seth meyers." and he was really offended. [ light laughter ] so luckily i was able to squeeze that in. >> seth: well, tell him i'm very offended by that reaction. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, he said, "can't you do the interview on the roof or something?" >> seth: but did you actually get the glasses on and take a look? >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: and how was it? >> it was really cool. >> seth: okay, great....
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're all doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden announced a plan yesterday to reduce student loan debt for 25 million borrowers. and in typical democratic fashion, he did it during the eclipse. [ laughter ] when are you going to announce universal health care, 11:59 on new year's eve? [ laughter ] president biden yesterday attacked former president trump over his stance on abortion. to be fair, trump's stance is always bad. [ laughter ] he looks like he's being pushed by a ghost. [ laughter ] that's right, president biden attacked former president trump over his stance on abortion, which trump describes as don't ask, don't tell. [ light laughter ] after former president trump said yesterday he does not support a national abortion ban, president biden told supporters, quote, if they put one on his desk, he said he'd sign it. yeah, but that's only because trump is in permanent autograph mod
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evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. while speaking yesterday about his efforts to lower health care costs with vermont senator, bernie sanders, president biden said, quote, "bernie and i have been doing this work a long time. i know we don't look like it. and boy did they have a good laugh about that." [ laughter ] in an interview yesterday, republican congresswoman marjorie taylor greene criticized house speaker, mike johnson's proposal for ukraine aid and said, quote, "we don't know who mike johnson is anymore." well, i guess i'm a trendsetter, because i never knew who mike johnson was -- [ laughter ] in the first place. hedge fund billionaire, john paulson is set to host a fund-raiser on saturday in palm beach for former president trump, which will feature former first lady, melania trump. oh, nice. that will give these two some time to catch up. "mel, you look great. have you been working out?" [ laughter ] a
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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden told reporters yesterday that he's optimistic about a ceasefire in gaza by next week. and this was awkward -- while i was eating ice cream. [ light laughter ] how about a minute to put down my cone, dude? this is like when obama announced we got bin laden just as someone put out the pie. [ laughter ] former president trump is set on thursday to visit the u.s./mexico border, i'm guessing to make a break for it? [ laughter ] you guys, before we move on i want to address something we did on the show yesterday. we showed a clip that implied that donald trump had mistakenly referred to his wife as mercedes. it has since been explained to us that he was referring to republican operative named mercedes schlapp. so apologies to donald trump, who definitely knows that his wife's name is melanie. [ laughter ] former president trump is
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. a new york judge said yesterday that former president trump's criminal hush money trial will start on april 15th with jury selection. well, good luck finding 12 unbiased new yorkers. [ laughter ] he couldn't be more hated if he showed up in sox gear. [ laughter ] in a new interview, former president trump urged israel to end the war in gaza and warned that they are losing international support. oh, okay. i'm sorry. it's just weird when trump has the same position as bernie sanders. it's like a "gilligan's island" episode where he gets hit in the head with a coconut and he's smart for a day. [ light laughter ] i'm sure there's another coconut on the way, though. in a new interview, former supreme court justice stephen breyer said he's worried the court is moving, quote, away from the constitution's basic values. to be fair, the founding fathers could not have pre
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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight, and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. the white house hosted the 144th annual easter egg roll today, and about 40,000 people were expected to participate. 40,000! but then again, where else can you get free eggs? [ laughter ] house speaker mike johnson criticized president biden for designating yesterday transgender day of visibility and said the white house had, quote, "betrayed the central tenet of easter. oh, buddy that happened years ago. trump's holding up this bunny's arm like he just won easter by knockout. [ laughter ] former president trump is reportedly planning in his second term to implement anti-racism protections for white people. and if you're waiting for me to say april fool's, keep on waiting. [ laughter ] former president trump this morning apologized for posting an image of president biden hogtied on the back of a pickup truck and said it was inappropriate. now april fool's. [ laughter ] "the washington post" p
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- liam neeson. chat and music from sheryl crow. an all new "closer look." featuring the 8g band with kaz rodriguez. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden attended a fundraiser tonight at radio city music hall that featured former presidents barack obama and bill clinton and was hosted by stephen colbert. oh. [ laughter ] huh. [ light laughter ] so i guess an ice cream date just means nothing to you? [ laughter ] i guess you know which one of us you should call when you need a ride to the airport. [ laughter ] according to new analysis president biden has drastically reduced his usage of the term "bidenomics" since la
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evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. in his speech about the collapse of baltimore's francis scott key bridge yesterday, president biden said that the federal government will pay the entire cost of rebuilding the bridge and added, quote, "i expect congress to support the effort." after all, ted cruz needs something to live under. [ laughter ] during his speech yesterday in north carolina, president biden joked about his age and said, quote, i know i'm only 40 years old, times two, plus one. [ laughter ] then he got a little bummed out about how long it took the audience to laugh. [ laughter ] so 4, 40 times 2, that's -- okay, okay. president biden reportedly likes to talk to aides in private about some of former president trump's more memorable gaffes from the coronavirus pandemic. oh, yeah, i also spend a lot of time talking about those in private. [ applause ] in a post on truth social, former president trump announced that he
evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. in his speech about the collapse of baltimore's francis scott key bridge yesterday, president biden said that the federal government will pay the entire cost of rebuilding the bridge and added, quote, "i expect congress to support the effort." after all, ted cruz needs something to live under. [ laughter ] during his speech yesterday...
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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well, and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. former president trump held a rally today in green bay, wisconsin and still managed to have the dumbest hat. [ light laughter ] the trump campaign sent a joke email yesterday to supporters with the subject line "i'm suspending my campaign" while the body said, "just kidding." just kid -- i think you mean april fool's. [ laughter ] why can't you do anything normal? "i'm suspending my campaign. faked you out on this, the opening day of the month after march." the new york judge overseeing former president trump's criminal hush money trial warned yesterday that trump could lose access to jurors' names if he does anything to harm the integrity of the jury selection process. why does he have access to the jurors' names? that's like giving cruella de vil the address of the local animal shelter. [ laughter ] donald trump jr. warned in a new fund-raising email that new york attorney general letitia james is
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? we hope you're doing well. [ cheers and applause ] and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. former president trump has reportedly complained to advisers about how he's portrayed in the sketches created by the courtroom artist in his hush money trial. well, i guess when you're used to being painted like this, any sketch is bound to be a letdown. president biden suggested earlier this month that his uncle was eaten by a tribe of cannibals during world war ii. okay, man. we get it. scranton was a tough town. [ laughter ] south dakota governor kristi noem is facing criticism for writing in her upcoming memoir about killing her 14-month-old puppy. even crazier, it was during a drug deal gone bad. [ light laughter ] in a new interview -- [ light laughter ] our head writer wrote that joke. [ laughter ] in a new inter -- oh, he criticizes the other writers, but sometimes, sometimes he's not right about ev
meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? we hope you're doing well. [ cheers and applause ] and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. former president trump has reportedly complained to advisers about how he's portrayed in the sketches created by the courtroom artist in his hush money trial. well, i guess when you're used to being painted like this, any sketch is bound to be a letdown. president biden...
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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight, and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. after his lawyers argued last week that he did not have the money for the $454 million bond in his civil fraud case, former president trump posted in all caps on truth social, quote, "i currently have almost $500 million in cash." dude, they're trying to help you. [ light laughter ] that's like if o.j. tweeted, "the glove fits great." [ laughter ] in a new interview, political strategist james carville said he's concerned that the democratic party has, quote, "too many preachy females." well, he's a very good political strategist. what better way to make biden seem young. [ light laughter ] president biden's campaign has reportedly built a team dedicated to attacking independent presidential candidate robert f. kennedy jr. or he could save time and post this pic of him working out in jeans. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] that's not a president. that's a guy who bets on his son's little league
i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight, and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. after his lawyers argued last week that he did not have the money for the $454 million bond in his civil fraud case, former president trump posted in all caps on truth social, quote, "i currently have almost $500 million in cash." dude, they're trying to help you. [ light laughter ] that's like if o.j. tweeted, "the glove fits great."...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. former president trump held a campaign event in michigan yesterday, and law enforcement officers stood behind him during his speech. i guess to make sure he didn't flee the country? [ laughter ] former president trump yesterday criticized president biden for proclaiming easter sunday as transgender day of visibility and said, quote, "such total disrespect to christians." and if you're going to disrespect christians, you might as well make some money off it. [ laughter ] at his rally yesterday in michigan, former president trump said, "i do great with the suburban housewives." in fact, he recently found out that was his most-viewed category. [ laughter ] that -- that's picture they used. [ light laughter ] a friend told me! former president trump's campaign is reportedly trying to host a fund-raiser in new york in an effort to one-up president biden's star-studded even
meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. former president trump held a campaign event in michigan yesterday, and law enforcement officers stood behind him during his speech. i guess to make sure he didn't flee the country? [ laughter ] former president trump yesterday criticized president biden for proclaiming easter sunday as transgender day of visibility and said,...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. former president trump suggested this week that he was open to cutting social security and medicare. dude, you're 77. those should be your favorite things right now. [ laughter ] and let's be real, you could use the cash. [ laughter ] the republican national committee is reportedly imposing mass layoffs, or as fox news is reporting it, "unemployment rises under president biden." [ laughter ] a video's gained attention online that appears to show former president trump ignoring his 10-year-old grandson at a ufc match this weekend in order to talk to other attendees. in his defense, i'm sure he had no idea that was his grandson. [ laughter ] the house passed a bill today that would force tiktok's chinese parent company to sell the social media platform or face a domestic ban. well, if you guys are worried about the chinese gathering data on americans, wait till you
meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. former president trump suggested this week that he was open to cutting social security and medicare. dude, you're 77. those should be your favorite things right now. [ laughter ] and let's be real, you could use the cash. [ laughter ] the republican national committee is reportedly imposing mass layoffs, or as fox news is...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. well, it's about to be a big summer for sequels. specifically, "dune 2" and "dune this again." [ laughter ] former president trump said yesterday in a post on truth social that he will debate president biden, quote, any time, anywhere, anyplace. and then biden said, same, except for fridays at 10:00. [ laughter ] senate minority leader mitch mcconnell yesterday endorsed former president trump and then got some very fair questions. >> how do you reconcile your trump endorsement with the fact that you called him practically and morally responsible for january 6th and the fact that he insulted you and your wife repeatedly? [ laughter ] >> seth: oof! this is the first time mcconnell just pretended to freeze. [ laughter ] "oops, sorry, can't answer questions, it's happening again." [ light laughter ] texas senator ted cruz criticized boeing's lack of cooperation with a
meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. well, it's about to be a big summer for sequels. specifically, "dune 2" and "dune this again." [ laughter ] former president trump said yesterday in a post on truth social that he will debate president biden, quote, any time, anywhere, anyplace. and then biden said, same, except for fridays at 10:00. [...
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- joel mchale, comedian kyle kinane. featuring the 8g band with adrian young. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. today was super tuesday, where 16 states and one territory got together and held an intervention for nikki haley. [ light laughter ] in a profile published yesterday in the "new yorker." president biden said he will beat former president trump and added, quote, "i'm the only one who has ever beat him." well, that's true, unless you count e. jean carroll, letitia james, covid, the free market, and ramps. [ light laughter ] according to a new report the trump white house pharmacy would give staffers xanax and speed without prescriptions. oh, come on. i
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the supreme court ruled today that states cannot keep former president trump off their ballots because of his alleged involvement in the capitol attack. in fact, clarence thomas said trump could even pick the font. [ laughter ] that's right, the supreme court ruled that states cannot keep trump off their ballots, which means that the supreme court remains the only place where trump can win the popular vote. [ laughter ] president biden met last week with the prime minister of italy, i assume to apologize. [ laughter ] "it wasn't my choice. no joke. it wasn't my choice." while learning the white house on friday to travel to camp david, president biden carried a hard cover copy of the book "possible: how we survive and thrive in an age of conflict" because nothing says "i'm ready to face the issues of a modern world" like walking around with a hard cover book. [ la
meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the supreme court ruled today that states cannot keep former president trump off their ballots because of his alleged involvement in the capitol attack. in fact, clarence thomas said trump could even pick the font. [ laughter ] that's right, the supreme court ruled that states cannot keep trump off their ballots, which means...
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we have seth meyers and mike birbiglia. they make us laugh. and now they're teaming up for a project that really pulls back the curtain on comedy. the highs and the low lows of creating a standup routine. you brought your own mugs? wow. >> i brought my own. >> oh! okay. >> we'll catch up with you. >> i can't see. >>> also, guess who else is here, chef michael simon also in the house with a recipe for a flavor-packed chicken dish and salad, perfect for the spring season.rd hour, we are paying a visit to a small city in >> it's like an attack. >>> also in the 3rd hour, we're paying a visit to a small city in texas that's absolutely buzzing with eclipse excitement. what they have planned for the huge influx of tourists ahead of monday's big event. >>> and tomorrow gillian anderson will stop by to tell us about her new royal drama inspired show. mr. roker, it's soggy out here. how about a check of the weather. hats off to everybody out here. >> yeah, love it. whoo! all right. let's look ahead to the weekend and show you. friday rain and snow showe
we have seth meyers and mike birbiglia. they make us laugh. and now they're teaming up for a project that really pulls back the curtain on comedy. the highs and the low lows of creating a standup routine. you brought your own mugs? wow. >> i brought my own. >> oh! okay. >> we'll catch up with you. >> i can't see. >>> also, guess who else is here, chef michael simon also in the house with a recipe for a flavor-packed chicken dish and salad, perfect for the spring...
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- jeremy strong. from broadway's "the wiz," writer and comedian amber ruffin. an all new "closer look." featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers.
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i'm looking at this list, he has jason bateman, he did an interview with, seth meyers. he didn't interview with al rocher, the weatherman, now he is on howard stern. he has still never been asked about cannibals eating his uncle. what is going on with joe biden? >> it is pretty rich that the new york times is whining about the fact that biden will not sit down and give longform interviews or do more press conferences. that howard stern interview is an example as to why that is not happening. the fact that they are whining about it, they are confronting what they have created. the corporate propaganda was a massive part of what biden got -- got by an elected in 2020 and now they are complaining that a demented old fool will not give them the interviews that they want. it is kind of cruel, if you think about it. they're asking this broken down crippled old donkey to dance, when in fact he's incapable of it. but, hey,, new york times, washington post, you created this. i hope you are happy with what you have done to the country. as for what stories you're going to run, obv
i'm looking at this list, he has jason bateman, he did an interview with, seth meyers. he didn't interview with al rocher, the weatherman, now he is on howard stern. he has still never been asked about cannibals eating his uncle. what is going on with joe biden? >> it is pretty rich that the new york times is whining about the fact that biden will not sit down and give longform interviews or do more press conferences. that howard stern interview is an example as to why that is not...
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight everybody. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- seth and kristen stewart go day drinking, cecily strong, actor nicholas galitzine, hosts of "taskmaster" greg davies and alex horne
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he did an intervie w with seth meyers. he did an interview with al roker, the weatherman. . now he's on howard stern. he's still never been askedtill about cannibals eating his uncle. what's going on with joe biden n ? well, it's pretty rich that the new york times is whining about the fact that biden won't t bi and give long form interviews or do more press conferenceins that howard sterna interview, as example, as to why that's not happening w. re >> and, you know, the fact that they're whining about it, they're confronting what theeyy created. >> i mean, the corporate propagandists were a massive part a of what biden got elected in 2020. and now they're complaininn 202g that a demented old fool won't give them the interviews that they want. >> it's kind of cool, just if you think about it, they're asking this broken .ld don down, crippled old donkey to dance when in fact, he's incapableke of it. >> but hey, "new york times", washington post, you guy s created this. i hope you're happy with what you. as fe to the country >> you know, as for, you know, what stories you're g
he did an intervie w with seth meyers. he did an interview with al roker, the weatherman. . now he's on howard stern. he's still never been askedtill about cannibals eating his uncle. what's going on with joe biden n ? well, it's pretty rich that the new york times is whining about the fact that biden won't t bi and give long form interviews or do more press conferenceins that howard sterna interview, as example, as to why that's not happening w. re >> and, you know, the fact that they're...
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, seth meyers, and riley keough. >> have a great night. has an alphabet backpack and lunch box and once had an alphabet themed birthday party. >> and brian's also an author. he wrote there once was a boy who swallowed the alphabet all by himself. his mother says they are trying to figure out what grade brian should start in at school, because he really has mastered kindergarten already and he can read pretty fluently, he knows all the letters, letter sounds, numbers he can count to. i don't know what number, and any number, but any number. >> oh, look at that bright future ahead to be named the world's youngest author, brian's book must sell a thousand copies. >> so they're having a launch party in his hometown on saturday to help sales. >> i can barely write an email hearing my 30s, i know, and this kid, four years old, published a book. at four years old. i say just straight to harvard. yeah, straight to an ivy league. >> why not? >> coming up, the thief who steals with a kiss. >> plus what nasa says about that mystery object that crash
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howard stern is the only guy that makes seth meyers look cutting-edge. he really did reinvent himself one from being a funny acyl to just a boring one. the drink of the night was vinegar and water because that's what you serve at a douchebag convention. now the event is held in a huge ballroom in dc which is ironic since there's never been anyone spotted there with a pair of balls thousands of media politician and celebs gather to tell each other how great they are, it's like working through kim jong own with weak people pretending to like a tyrant so they don't get eaten by his dog. call in jos claim to fame is banging scarlett johansson but you should claim that fame cockeyed get it. but from the podium, he did what was expected in made a few jokes and those were the nonfox media having all the sting of a knock knock joke and it's hard to say which had less real teeth akaka stern, biden's. he made his comedy turn into a preachy devotional to biden as the jokes were not funny at all but express amazement how it could be possible america could prefer tru
howard stern is the only guy that makes seth meyers look cutting-edge. he really did reinvent himself one from being a funny acyl to just a boring one. the drink of the night was vinegar and water because that's what you serve at a douchebag convention. now the event is held in a huge ballroom in dc which is ironic since there's never been anyone spotted there with a pair of balls thousands of media politician and celebs gather to tell each other how great they are, it's like working through...
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meyers is funny and if i asked his writers but florida is doing great thanks to governor desantis so nbc news feels duty-bound to treat it like a san francisco sidewalk and take a dump on it. speaking of san fran, a new report ranks at as the healthiest city in the country true dodging street kurt -- street towards his great cardio and open-air drug use must be great and nice work wallet hub managing to overlook minor things like overdose epidemic. what the hell is wallet hub? a finance company headquartered and florida. and the fact is no lib who wants to remain in good standing can say anything bad about a democrat because nightmare or anything good about republican success but even democrats really believe this in just ask aoc and gretchen whitmer were there vacationing in florida. >>> let's welcome tonight suggest he thinks outside the box but enough about what he sleeps in. michael. >>> she's tall and lengthy and you can take her tips of the bank. financial analyst heather. >>> she suite, petite and won't sell pictures of our feet, new york times best-selling author. and he turn
meyers is funny and if i asked his writers but florida is doing great thanks to governor desantis so nbc news feels duty-bound to treat it like a san francisco sidewalk and take a dump on it. speaking of san fran, a new report ranks at as the healthiest city in the country true dodging street kurt -- street towards his great cardio and open-air drug use must be great and nice work wallet hub managing to overlook minor things like overdose epidemic. what the hell is wallet hub? a finance company...
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meyers these kind of softball forget softball t-ball interviews are what we can expect from this president now until election day because if he is asked a real question about his record on inflation or gas prices or crime or the border we all know the answer will sound like either angry or incoherent or both. >> sean: last were jason. >> no weight joe biden debates he forgot to ask the puppeteers if he could go out and debate no way does he do it he cannot physically get through a debate there is no way will let him up there. >> sean: if he does debate we will see jacked of joe to point o. whatever reed bull he drank more caffeine pills you took or whatever he might have taken. >> pixie sticks. >> sean: don't give it to him again when we come back the trump witchhunt in new york continues the house judiciary committee just released a report which alleges that alvin bragg's office allowed political motivations to in fact there prosecution of donald trump congress men jim jordan of ohio straight ahead as we continue 's >> this is a fox news update from washington several spring storms puttin
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seth meyers in 2011 was outstanding. i think the expectations will be high for: joseph -- colin jost, but this is something that is billed for. jay leno came back a few years ago to do it, and i thought she would come out swinging because there hebdo -- because there had been no that converts mercy -- controversy. >> this was several years ago now, but i thought she was good. craig ferguson, but the accent and the acoustics can get the best of you sometime in this room. host: can it make or break a career for a comedian? >> i do not know that it is broken any careers, but has some menage -- hasan minaj did this in the first year, and it really did kind of make his career. he crested. that is when the dinner cut lost a lot of its buzz because it was the trump year. the president was not going to be there, the celebrities did not like trump, and there was a sense they would not get in a list comedian, and they did end up with lesser names, but it was an opportunity for them, and his career took off after that. host: our vi
seth meyers in 2011 was outstanding. i think the expectations will be high for: joseph -- colin jost, but this is something that is billed for. jay leno came back a few years ago to do it, and i thought she would come out swinging because there hebdo -- because there had been no that converts mercy -- controversy. >> this was several years ago now, but i thought she was good. craig ferguson, but the accent and the acoustics can get the best of you sometime in this room. host: can it make...