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shurik, don’t bother me, just a little more shurik, shurik, please look, i think it finally worked, how should be elegant, elenavna, well, when the shorthorn grew up, he began to move away from me, then i got a puppy tuzik, but dogs live much longer. less than people, i was left alone again, i had to get a bug, bitches live longer, uh, yes, shurik, don’t worry so much, speak plainly, i was nervous, can’t sleep at night, well, i know, i know, you warned me. but when it comes, then be sure to call, uh-huh, uh-huh, annushka isn’t home from work yet, it won’t be lost, where we stopped, on a tuzik and knives, and then i got parrots, no need about parrots, no need, let’s talk about me, tanyusha, by -i think you are very attractive, do n’t men run after you, run, run, but not too fast? don’t worry, elena vadimovna, in fact, why the hell did my husband give up on me, i’m independently, absolutely, pursuing the academic part, they say i’ll go far, tanyusha, do you like dogs? no, well, well, then you have to marry. oh, shurik, my dear, damn, forgive me, it was me... i wanted to wake myself up, i
shurik, don’t bother me, just a little more shurik, shurik, please look, i think it finally worked, how should be elegant, elenavna, well, when the shorthorn grew up, he began to move away from me, then i got a puppy tuzik, but dogs live much longer. less than people, i was left alone again, i had to get a bug, bitches live longer, uh, yes, shurik, don’t worry so much, speak plainly, i was nervous, can’t sleep at night, well, i know, i know, you warned me. but when it comes, then be sure...
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a little more, shurik, shurik, please look, i think it’s finally worked out.ademic department, they say i’ll go far, tanyusha, do you like dogs? no, well, well, then you'll have to get married. oh, shurik, my dear, damn, well, forgive me, it’s just that i wanted to wake myself up, i had to finish something in the morning, well, what to do if you got such a wife. understand me, even if this is all mania, even if it’s nonsense, even if nothing works out for me, i can’t live without it now, i can’t, well, forgive me, it’s okay. and it’s even better not to marry at all, you’re married, no, of course, you’re an artist, it must be , everything was going so well, we lived like people, suddenly i became a psycho with you, you know, the whole trouble is that i love her, they got in on it these stained glass windows, you can’t see anything, she’s muttering something, maybe she really is talented, what kind of talent is that, really? i didn’t see it, wouldn’t i be happy about it, deletantism, some kind of porus the wind has already twisted you, brothers, look what is hap
a little more, shurik, shurik, please look, i think it’s finally worked out.ademic department, they say i’ll go far, tanyusha, do you like dogs? no, well, well, then you'll have to get married. oh, shurik, my dear, damn, well, forgive me, it’s just that i wanted to wake myself up, i had to finish something in the morning, well, what to do if you got such a wife. understand me, even if this is all mania, even if it’s nonsense, even if nothing works out for me, i can’t live without it...
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come on, shurik, shurik, where did you run off to, i have the card, hello, hello, i paid, thank you,t mine, sisters, she 's shopping here, she asked me bye to bring him together, imagine, i also have a brother’s son, he is at work, and i gave birth in altai. there i graduated from college, and here i have an older sister, she’s here, she’s still working, that ’s where i am, and shurik is playing, meet me, this is ruslan, hello, i also came with my brother’s son, it’s very nice, me too, olya, we let's leave, i'm taking shurik, yeah, it was very nice to get to know each other, maybe we can continue communicating somehow, let's go, i'm telling you, thank you, goodbye, oh, you're crazy, you found someone to meet, do you even understand, how this can end, i scored 300 points, i'm a champion. passport, yeah, everything is fine, where do you live, ruslan alexandrovich, on defense, what's the matter? it's just a routine check, whose boy? brother, yes, what is your name, fighter? petya, who is this? uncle ruslan, and mom, dad, where is yours? mom has been gone for a long time, and dad, i don’
come on, shurik, shurik, where did you run off to, i have the card, hello, hello, i paid, thank you,t mine, sisters, she 's shopping here, she asked me bye to bring him together, imagine, i also have a brother’s son, he is at work, and i gave birth in altai. there i graduated from college, and here i have an older sister, she’s here, she’s still working, that ’s where i am, and shurik is playing, meet me, this is ruslan, hello, i also came with my brother’s son, it’s very nice, me...
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scientists specially developed these sound signals; unlike shurik, they do not feel sorry for the birdthe amphitheater, the area is open, the equipment here is expensive, so fly, birds, fly. anywhere, but not towards the festival stage, signs, in which your signal of approaching wealth will flow in this territory they do not believe. the festival avenue of stars deserves special attention, which has long been turned into a square, welcoming citizens and guests: the goddess nike, a symbol of victory on the creative olympus. and next to the olya of stars there is another attraction, although no, there are three of them here. 16 years ago, three presidents of belarus, ukraine, and russia planted these three trees: birch, linden, chestnut. i think everyone understands who planted what. before the concert the site is a huge field; in winter there is a skating rink. and 100 years ago , ivan legalov’s circus performed its brilliant circus acts at this place. leri. extraordinary artistry - the press of that time wrote. time, honored artist of russia, former aerialist of the dusaley circus, nik
scientists specially developed these sound signals; unlike shurik, they do not feel sorry for the birdthe amphitheater, the area is open, the equipment here is expensive, so fly, birds, fly. anywhere, but not towards the festival stage, signs, in which your signal of approaching wealth will flow in this territory they do not believe. the festival avenue of stars deserves special attention, which has long been turned into a square, welcoming citizens and guests: the goddess nike, a symbol of...
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shurik tries hard for everyone there, gives in to everyone, which means it’s raining, and he gives in be like that, and there, of course , a very complex rhythm was recorded, which is artificial in some places, even there there was a bass, there was a pum-pum-pum-pum, it was made from a ruler, an oak ruler, you put it on the table, you do it like this. well, i’ll write another one, you’ll say the same thing, again someone didn’t like it, i brought it to you, and absolute trust appeared at some point, then of course, yes, then he, and therefore that i already had such a case with him, when i did, i don’t remember what number, but he accepted everything, we are on the editing table there ourselves looking at it all, how it all matches, and the idea came to me someone else should do it, i did it differently, i bring it to him, he says, well, we can approve it. that’s it, i say, well, well, it will be better, you look, i need to get used to it again, i say, well , if it’s better, then it’s okay, we watched it, i liked it better, that is, after this episode he can’t help me not trust, well
shurik tries hard for everyone there, gives in to everyone, which means it’s raining, and he gives in be like that, and there, of course , a very complex rhythm was recorded, which is artificial in some places, even there there was a bass, there was a pum-pum-pum-pum, it was made from a ruler, an oak ruler, you put it on the table, you do it like this. well, i’ll write another one, you’ll say the same thing, again someone didn’t like it, i brought it to you, and absolute trust appeared...
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Apr 1, 2024
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on april 1, 1967 , the premiere of the film “prisoner of the caucasus or shurik’s new adventures” tookcow at the cinema. and artistic, and before that only at special screenings for the approval of the state cinema. but it's very bad on the other hand. an eccentric comedy with magnificent actors, the famous trinity nikulin vidtsent morgunov with young natalya varleya was filmed in just a year, and in four locations, in mosfilm pavilions, in crimea, in the krasnaya polyana region in abkhazia. many jokes were not written in the script and were made up. literally on the go, whose shoe, mine, complex stunts were performed by the actors themselves, especially circus performer natalya varley, even in the mountain the river to save the hero alexander demyanenko, she jumped without an understudy, the film about the cheerful adventures of a young ethnographer in the caucasus became legendary and was disassembled into quotes. what is it, dear, bird, it’s a pity, like this. there was this day in history, and why you were given the title of hero of the soviet union, i don’t know, vosenkov, mikhala
on april 1, 1967 , the premiere of the film “prisoner of the caucasus or shurik’s new adventures” tookcow at the cinema. and artistic, and before that only at special screenings for the approval of the state cinema. but it's very bad on the other hand. an eccentric comedy with magnificent actors, the famous trinity nikulin vidtsent morgunov with young natalya varleya was filmed in just a year, and in four locations, in mosfilm pavilions, in crimea, in the krasnaya polyana region in...
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on purpose, unlike shurik, they don’t feel sorry for the bird.ly birds, fly anywhere, but not towards the festival stage; signs in which your droppings are a signal of approaching wealth in this territory are not believed. the festival avenue of stars deserves special attention, which has long been turned into a square, welcoming citizens and guests, bugs. nika is a symbol of victory at the creative olympus. and next to the olya of stars there is another attraction, although no, there are three of them here. 16 years ago, three presidents of belarus, ukraine, and russia planted these three trees: birch, linden, chestnut. i think everyone understands who planted what. there is a huge field in front of the concert venue; in winter there is a skating rink. a century. back at this place the circus of ivan legalov and liri showed their brilliant circus acts. extraordinary artistry, the press of that time wrote. and already in our time, honored artist of russia, former aerialist of the zyusalya circus, nikolai chelnakov proposed to perpetuate the circu
on purpose, unlike shurik, they don’t feel sorry for the bird.ly birds, fly anywhere, but not towards the festival stage; signs in which your droppings are a signal of approaching wealth in this territory are not believed. the festival avenue of stars deserves special attention, which has long been turned into a square, welcoming citizens and guests, bugs. nika is a symbol of victory at the creative olympus. and next to the olya of stars there is another attraction, although no, there are...
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think a gardener, or anyone, pasha, let’s take the red daddy, for example. we open page number two, shurikout with a bang, ratted a couple of brothels, for which he got burned, right? i feel like i didn’t give a damn about this photo, it won’t appear about you, you’re navan, you’d better drink some tea, warm up, this is a pleasure. with raspberries, come on, pasha, come on, come on, stop, come on, pasha, faster, come on, what did i say? congratulations, you reached the finish line first, they demand that i come to my senses, but i am not to blame for anything. if it’s not your fault, but at least that you’re trying to hide from the investigation, please, be kind, please, please, please don’t move, why, he doesn’t like this, he doesn’t like it, he might break it up. well, i’ll go, guard the party, keep quiet, please, just keep quiet, i’m still late for the rehearsal, right? sorry, we have to take you out of the squad, no need, anton, i understand everything, if everything is a dream, we will immediately, if, oleg, we together. for 10 years we have often asked this question to others, it is
think a gardener, or anyone, pasha, let’s take the red daddy, for example. we open page number two, shurikout with a bang, ratted a couple of brothels, for which he got burned, right? i feel like i didn’t give a damn about this photo, it won’t appear about you, you’re navan, you’d better drink some tea, warm up, this is a pleasure. with raspberries, come on, pasha, come on, come on, stop, come on, pasha, faster, come on, what did i say? congratulations, you reached the finish line...
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on april 1, 1967, the premiere of the film prisoner of the caucasus or shurik’s new adventures took placei was shown in moscow, in an art cinema, and before that only at special screenings for the approval of the state cinema. but very bad on the other hand. an eccentric comedy. she jumped without an understudy. the film about the cheerful adventures of a young ethnographer in the caucasus has become legendary and is divided into quotes. what is it, dear, i feel sorry for the bird. this is what this day in history was like. i don’t know why you were given the title of hero of the soviet union, 1942, russian, you have such a face that you could beat anyone out for it, well , practically, i was just such a wooden guy, but you didn’t know this mikhail, no , no, she made you a latino, yes, she made you a person who has a latin american character and latin american habits. any war is infantry, until the foot of the infantryman steps on the territory, it is not considered conquered, we squeeze out the enemy with artillery, we squeeze out comics, when there is no escort, you are going, roughly s
on april 1, 1967, the premiere of the film prisoner of the caucasus or shurik’s new adventures took placei was shown in moscow, in an art cinema, and before that only at special screenings for the approval of the state cinema. but very bad on the other hand. an eccentric comedy. she jumped without an understudy. the film about the cheerful adventures of a young ethnographer in the caucasus has become legendary and is divided into quotes. what is it, dear, i feel sorry for the bird. this is...
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it’s hard to say that alexander sergeevich, somewhere i met that in your youth you were called iron shurikre two or three songs, i say, well, we need one at least a hit, but one and you don’t know what it will be, or whether there will be one, which means you have to make every hit, and then you look, maybe one song remains there, it’s up to the people to decide, i had a case, that means it’s a film was like this, when you tell the audience, say, who watched the film brave shirak? such silence, very quiet, no one will say anything, that means no one watched, i say, there were two songs, you probably already know one, the wizard is not a good one, yes, everyone knows the wizard, inin arkady copied the script when we worked, there were two songs, lyrical and wizard, he says, this is the lyrical, it will be a hit, but no one needs this wizard at all, and he’s doing the opposite, you know, how it turns out, but... i don’t remember this movie well, because it came out in 1976, and i was born in seventy-seven, so well, in general, but we know the song, alexander sergeevich, it turns out that now
it’s hard to say that alexander sergeevich, somewhere i met that in your youth you were called iron shurikre two or three songs, i say, well, we need one at least a hit, but one and you don’t know what it will be, or whether there will be one, which means you have to make every hit, and then you look, maybe one song remains there, it’s up to the people to decide, i had a case, that means it’s a film was like this, when you tell the audience, say, who watched the film brave shirak? such...
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shurik, something happened, something happened, it seems i... just did something mean, just mom, pleaseon’t ask me about anything, where is anna, where is anna, dona, why didn’t she come, what is she doing, probably , tears up his art, i’m very happy about this, are you, are you crazy? anya, annushka! anka, wait, hello, what are you doing, i’m going, and you, i’m sowing, reasonable, kind, eternal, i’m teaching, my students are working hard, you know, i’m really carried away, there are capable guys. "all students, don’t be afraid, they’re head over heels in love with you, of course, yes, and you remember how i spent the whole course running after you, i remember that i’m all about myself, as they say, you’re taking part in a competition, but i’m not taking part anymore , didn’t come out, as if you didn’t come out, what are you, you’re a capable woman, a universal delusion, everyone should weigh their plans with their capabilities, what kind of nonsense”? i can’t, i’m rushing home, where did you go, you ’re in the other direction , but i like the long road to the house, anh, maybe we’ll g
shurik, something happened, something happened, it seems i... just did something mean, just mom, pleaseon’t ask me about anything, where is anna, where is anna, dona, why didn’t she come, what is she doing, probably , tears up his art, i’m very happy about this, are you, are you crazy? anya, annushka! anka, wait, hello, what are you doing, i’m going, and you, i’m sowing, reasonable, kind, eternal, i’m teaching, my students are working hard, you know, i’m really carried away, there...
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shurik, seryozha, go, i’ll satisfy you with strawberries.ful, strong-willed, galina yurkova knew how to win hearts, she was still a girl, she came to moscow from minsk to enroll in the chukin school. galina was 19 when daneli attracted her attention, but then she had other interests, and then years later they were brought together by chance. daneli was not feeling well, and the young woman offered to take him to the healer juni, whose house on arbat was a meeting place for famous influential people. this is how the secret romance between georgy nikolaevich and galina began. good, what? at this time, daneli's film autumn marathon, a comedy about a man who tried to lead a double life, was released. many began to draw parallels with the personal life of the director, who then also rushed between two women, but unlike the hero of the film, daneli made his choice. well, when will we see each other? i am writing down. no, no, this is not at all a coincidence, since we met by chance when i was 19, we met periodically all our lives, when i met him i
shurik, seryozha, go, i’ll satisfy you with strawberries.ful, strong-willed, galina yurkova knew how to win hearts, she was still a girl, she came to moscow from minsk to enroll in the chukin school. galina was 19 when daneli attracted her attention, but then she had other interests, and then years later they were brought together by chance. daneli was not feeling well, and the young woman offered to take him to the healer juni, whose house on arbat was a meeting place for famous influential...
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that they played it like that, it anya and sasha, they played like that, it was 1968. year of birth, shurikt, put it, i talked about the seas and coral, i eat i dreamed of soup, turtles, i stepped onto the ship, and the boat turned out to be from yesterday's newspaper , i stepped onto the ship, and the boat turned out to be from yesterday's newspaper, then one winter comes, then another, and snowstorms howl outside the window, only in cages parrots say, in the forest they forget their language, we started with this with you, well, with fidelity, with constancy, with this amazing quality of yours with which you live your whole life, and today it’s just some kind of almost relict, it’s already found it’s becoming less and less common in people, is it inherited, i’m already, let’s talk about in this case, please, create the same relict tree. on saturday, after graduation, you are flying to italy, and i am finishing my business here and will join you, if only i knew where to lose... dad, dad, little darling, if only i knew where the treasure is, i have a business proposal for you, you already h
that they played it like that, it anya and sasha, they played like that, it was 1968. year of birth, shurikt, put it, i talked about the seas and coral, i eat i dreamed of soup, turtles, i stepped onto the ship, and the boat turned out to be from yesterday's newspaper , i stepped onto the ship, and the boat turned out to be from yesterday's newspaper, then one winter comes, then another, and snowstorms howl outside the window, only in cages parrots say, in the forest they forget their language,...