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. >> i am simon evans. thursday's newspapers. >> i am simon evans . joining me >> i am simon evans. joining me tonight. we have two fine stand up comedians, one vigorously active scott capurro. the other one resting monastic . that's one resting monastic. that's nick dixon in a temporary or perhaps permanent sabbatical. >> what do you think? >> what do you think? >> will you ever come back? i went into semi—retirement because i tried to follow scott one night and i couldn't. >> you were great. it was fine. your set was fine. >> that's true . well, you're >> that's true. well, you're going to have an opportunity next monday. >> of course, if you wanted to burst on. >> no, i don't want to. >> no, i don't want to. >> i need to get back in practice to compete with the mighty simon evans. >> this is so inappropriate. if you're bringing this up with me sitting right here. >> yeah, yeah. no, both of you could appear round, announce. i'd be quite happy to give you a bit of stage time. >> anyway, let's have a look at the front pages. we kick off with the daily mail, as always. >> revealed
. >> i am simon evans. thursday's newspapers. >> i am simon evans . joining me >> i am simon evans. joining me tonight. we have two fine stand up comedians, one vigorously active scott capurro. the other one resting monastic . that's one resting monastic. that's nick dixon in a temporary or perhaps permanent sabbatical. >> what do you think? >> what do you think? >> will you ever come back? i went into semi—retirement because i tried to follow scott one...
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curse myself , simon evans and curse myself, simon evans and josh howie here. for more information , scan the qr code information, scan the qr code that you can see on the screen right now. give you a moment to get out your phones and scan that or visit gb news. com. that will be a tremendously entertaining evening and i was asked to do it but wasn't available. it's a shame because you're a tremendous old stand up, but i've i've i've semi—retired. yeah. you could have limped out of retirement for that though. >> maybe maybe i don't have much stuff anymore, but thank you. well we'll crack on with these stories because we went over a bit there as we investigated the emergence of the hard right, josh, the daily mail, the first of a number of stories this evening that suggests a possible pre—election stiffening. >> indeed. see what i did there? i did see we did this, before businesses recruiting new staff will have to hire british workers first under non—negotiable kerbs on migrant labour work. secretary says, this is mel stride and the work and pensions secr
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i'm simon evans , newspapers. i'm simon evans, still joined by comedians and best friends. josh howie and leo curse. we all live in a big comedy house together. so josh, anti—israel protests at oxbridge in the times. and watch out, they've got a gazebo by the sound of it. >> yeah, you couldn't get more oxbridge, wouldn't it be britain with a gazebo? >> yeah, very good. yeah. gazebo. >> okay, let me just cross that joke out . joke out. >> i think it was quite optimistic, though, given the weather. it has to be said. >> yeah, well that's it. if they were really for the palestinian, i know they didn't do this in sort of december, january. right now they're like, oh, it's spring. oh you know what? now we're going to go camping. >> may week was in june but girls week is in may. yeah. >> so anyway uk university students occupy campuses as gaza protests grow. so this is there's one at cambridge. they've got tents and there's a liberated zone in oxford . and. liberated zone in oxford. and. yeah, this is just it's sort of sad that we just as the uk has to import these kind of amer
i'm simon evans , newspapers. i'm simon evans, still joined by comedians and best friends. josh howie and leo curse. we all live in a big comedy house together. so josh, anti—israel protests at oxbridge in the times. and watch out, they've got a gazebo by the sound of it. >> yeah, you couldn't get more oxbridge, wouldn't it be britain with a gazebo? >> yeah, very good. yeah. gazebo. >> okay, let me just cross that joke out . joke out. >> i think it was quite...
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still with me, simon evans. still with me, simon evans. still here with josh howie and nick dixon . before we begin the nick dixon. before we begin the next section, a little announcement. we're hosting a night with the headliners live, and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leo kearse, josh howie and myself. for more information on that, scan the qr code on screen. you can see that right now in a fetching red or visit gbnews.com for more information. right, josh? let's crack on with the guardian and an alliance of allens is causing rishi some alarm in telford. that's very confusing. this article. yes, conservative mp lucy allan suspend for backing reform uk candidate alan adams. yeah, and she's been instantly kicked out . she's been instantly kicked out. but she was going to quit anyway. she's going to quit. yeah. she was just like woohoo to go reform as i'm out the door and, that's obviously a bit of a blow for starmer for, well, whichever one. so she is the sitting, yes , she is the sitting, yes, she is the sitting, yes, she is the sitting, she's the sitt
still with me, simon evans. still with me, simon evans. still here with josh howie and nick dixon . before we begin the nick dixon. before we begin the next section, a little announcement. we're hosting a night with the headliners live, and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leo kearse, josh howie and myself. for more information on that, scan the qr code on screen. you can see that right now in a fetching red or visit gbnews.com for more information. right, josh? let's...
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simon evans. i'm joined by the fabulous josh howie and paul cox, who's suffering some laryngitis challenges. >> i am . >> i am. >> i am. >> it's the worse. >> it's the worse. >> it's the worse. >> it's getting better. gradually you feel fine. i feel absolutely fine. i'm getting lots of sympathy i don't deserve. sure you're not going through puberty? well, i could well be a squeak. i'm 44 now. so is that when puberty sinner fullerton, who used to have that lovely, croaky voice in the old carry on films? yeah, but mine keeps breaking, so the carry on films? yeah, but mine keeps breaking , so the allure carry on films? yeah, but mine keeps breaking, so the allure is taken away. when your voice breaks, you're gonna have a fan base by the end of the season. >> let's have a look at thursday . his front pages, the daily mail. have you on edge after pro—russian slovak pm is gunned down. nasty. the guardian also lead with that slovakian leader fighting for his life after assassination attempt and the mag
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you don't do this when simon evans is hosting. no, because i can never look into his eyes. i can't see what he's thinking because his eyes are all miss, you're much nicer. no, i'm just so nervous. do the story or i will come round there. because scott is scott and i have a thing anyway. and we'd have a thing. >> we don't have a thing at all. >> we don't have a thing at all. >> we don't have a thing. but i have a thing. you've got a thing anyway. we've never met. >> you've got more than one thing. i think there's a lot of things. >> we got a thing. yeah. labour will make britain a magnet for every illegal migrant in europe. if it wins the next election, rishi sunak has warned. which is what the guy, which is what rishi sunak has done. he's basically there's been a million, two new immigrants in the country. it's a relatively small country, the 60 million, 65 million people. so when you let 1,000,002 every single year into the country, this is the this is why this election for the for the people who might be watching this show, possibly. i don't know if you weren't even allow
you don't do this when simon evans is hosting. no, because i can never look into his eyes. i can't see what he's thinking because his eyes are all miss, you're much nicer. no, i'm just so nervous. do the story or i will come round there. because scott is scott and i have a thing anyway. and we'd have a thing. >> we don't have a thing at all. >> we don't have a thing at all. >> we don't have a thing. but i have a thing. you've got a thing anyway. we've never met. >>...
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. >> hello and welcome to headliners i'm simon evans joining me tonight, two comedians with no beginning to their talent. >> it's leo kearse and steve n allen . allen. >> how very dare. >> how very dare. >> not very nice simon i know they always team me up with this unemployed disobliging . unemployed disobliging. >> don't start blaming some invisible people. >> in fact, i suspect you probably collaborate with them to put me on the back foot. >> don't you know? you say so get him to say that about me. and then. and then he'll be apologetic and diminutive in the. >> it's not even true. >> it's not even true. >> i can knit. so there are beginnings to my talent. >> what are your modem accomplishments? >> i was trying to go through a list the other day. you know, in the old days, a man used to have to con a ship and be able to butcher a hog and light a fire in the wild. what would you say they are nowadays? >> i can't correctly butcher a hog, but i can make a mess of exactly. >> it's also one of the meanings of butcher, isn't it? yeah. >> what have you got? >> what have you got? >> you got a
. >> hello and welcome to headliners i'm simon evans joining me tonight, two comedians with no beginning to their talent. >> it's leo kearse and steve n allen . allen. >> how very dare. >> how very dare. >> not very nice simon i know they always team me up with this unemployed disobliging . unemployed disobliging. >> don't start blaming some invisible people. >> in fact, i suspect you probably collaborate with them to put me on the back foot. >>...
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curse myself , simon evans and curse myself, simon evans and josh howie here. for more information , scan the qr code information, scan the qr code that you can see on the screen right now. give you a moment to get out your phones and scan that or visit gb news. com. that will be a tremendously entertaining evening and i was asked to do it but wasn't available. it's a shame because you're a tremendous old stand up, but i've i've i've semi—retired. yeah. you could have limped out of retirement for that though. >> maybe maybe i don't have much stuff anymore, but thank you. well we'll crack on with these stories because we went over a bit there as we investigated the emergence of the hard right, josh, the daily mail, the first of a number of stories this evening that suggests a possible pre—election stiffening. >> indeed. see what i did there? i did see we did this, before businesses recruiting new staff will have to hire british workers first under non—negotiable kerbs on migrant labour work. secretary says, this is mel stride and the work and pensions secr
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i was ianed simon evans and even josh. i was invited but i wasn't available. so for more information, scan the qr code on screen or visit gbnews.com. there it is. you got a fancy qr code which i forgot was coming up. i'll bring the chair. >> i'll bring the chair. >> i'll bring the chair. >> yeah, i've tweeted it as well. >> it made more sense to do my welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon, still here with josh howie and chris dan wootton. haven't bothered writing an extra joke for the second bit, but. so let's just crack on and do the metro , right? yeah. it's do the metro, right? yeah. it's fine. i'm comfortable with it. let's do the metro and this next story sounds like the most horrific thing we've ever covered. pretty much ever. but if you actually read it, it's even worse. josh, it sure is. >> man jailed for 22 years for making testicles salad then eating it. that is not a euphemism that is a real testicle salad. this is a guy called his nickname the eunuch maker. i wonder why that is. and he performed illegal castrations live streamed them on the da
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. >> i'm simon evans , also known >> i'm simon evans, also known as the second sting. >> joining me to assess the worthiness of wednesday's newspapers and the brains and brawn of the uk comedy circuit, leo kearse and steve allen . leo kearse and steve allen. >> i'll leave it up to our audience to determine, although you've got the box on your shoulders tonight, steve. >> that's true. yeah, it's wind. >> that's true. yeah, it's wind. >> we're gonna have to try and, tough it out in the in the first, advertisement break. i think there'll be a few physical challenges. in the meantime, let's have a quick look at the front pages. we have the daily mail, harry's reunion . hope is mail, harry's reunion. hope is dashed. that's obviously the most important story in britain today. telegraph children must show id to use social media. sure, that'll work. guardian. garrick club members to vote lift 193 year ban on women joining . a clever form of words joining. a clever form of words has been unleashed. the times britain leads charge to keep young safe online and the express myth migrants boost econ
. >> i'm simon evans , also known >> i'm simon evans, also known as the second sting. >> joining me to assess the worthiness of wednesday's newspapers and the brains and brawn of the uk comedy circuit, leo kearse and steve allen . leo kearse and steve allen. >> i'll leave it up to our audience to determine, although you've got the box on your shoulders tonight, steve. >> that's true. yeah, it's wind. >> that's true. yeah, it's wind. >> we're gonna have...
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and you can join us for this evening of stand up comedy with andrew doyle, simon evans, josh howie and me, leo kearse. for more information, scan the qr code on screen or visit gbnews.com. and now back to the show. we've got the guardian with news of compensation for victims of the infected blood scandal. i think they're still going to be some bad blood, though. steve. >> yeah, in fact, the blood victims could get compensation payments of over 2.5 million. terms and conditions apply. one of them is they've still got to be alive, which is part of why this is so bad. so we'll go through the details. i mean, what they can't get is rid of the diseases. is the whole point about perspective. how much is this money worth? it seems like a big figure. this was announced the day after the damning report that blamed the nhs, and the government called them culpable. culpable is not quite covering it though, because culpable makes you think, oh, that mistake was their fault. yeah, but then where's the word that describes the cover up? the managing to kick this down the road, the not even wanting to
and you can join us for this evening of stand up comedy with andrew doyle, simon evans, josh howie and me, leo kearse. for more information, scan the qr code on screen or visit gbnews.com. and now back to the show. we've got the guardian with news of compensation for victims of the infected blood scandal. i think they're still going to be some bad blood, though. steve. >> yeah, in fact, the blood victims could get compensation payments of over 2.5 million. terms and conditions apply. one...
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leo kearse will be performing, simon evans will be performing, simon evans will be performing, josh howie will be performing, josh howie will be performing all on the 3rd of june. if you want to come along to that. for more information, just scan the qr code that is presently on the screen right now. so get up and scan it because it's about to disappear. or you can visit gbnews.com. that's the other alternative. but do come along and enjoy the show and say hello. anyway, we're going to begin this section now with saturday's telegraph keir starmer sharma has his sights set on scotland. steve yep. starmer says he needs to win scotland to become prime minister. then you read the article and you realise he's not saying he needs to. he's saying ineed saying he needs to. he's saying i need to in that, like mathematically, is he like he could he could not win a single seat in scotland . still have seat in scotland. still have enoughif seat in scotland. still have enough if the polls are accurate. yes. although the more seats he gets in scotland, labour gets in scotland, the less of an unpreceden
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. >> i'm simon evans, joining me to plunder wednesday's newspapers for story gold. we have two comedy pirates , captain have two comedy pirates, captain curse and cabin boy steve. steve explain. >> in fact, steve lad . >> in fact, steve lad. >> in fact, steve lad. >> yes. >> yes. >> you don't strike me as piratical . piratical. >> well, i can imagine you, though, actually, as a pirate. >> yeah, definitely . i don't >> yeah, definitely. i don't know if there were scots pirates. i assume there were, but yeah, i should imagine there were. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> anything that floats and try and rob you. >> yeah, but would you have been doing it under her majesty's sort of surreptitious orders? because the pirates, the rest of the world, sees them as essentially the queen's men in. >> so pirates were actually on her majesty's secret secret service. >> that's how the rest of the world sees drake. i only learnt that quite recently. yeah, he's known as drake the pirate in south america, right? >> yeah, like james pond. yeah >> yeah, like james pond. yeah >> thank you. >> than
. >> i'm simon evans, joining me to plunder wednesday's newspapers for story gold. we have two comedy pirates , captain have two comedy pirates, captain curse and cabin boy steve. steve explain. >> in fact, steve lad . >> in fact, steve lad. >> in fact, steve lad. >> yes. >> yes. >> you don't strike me as piratical . piratical. >> well, i can imagine you, though, actually, as a pirate. >> yeah, definitely . i don't >> yeah, definitely....
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simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with me and josh howie. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. good night and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello! welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. it's going to be staying rather cloudy this evening, but for bank holiday monday, it's a case of sunny spells and showers, but hopefully a little bit more settled as we go into next week. but we have got low pressure firmly in charge, especially across southern parts of england. this is brought quite a lot of cloud and rain. that cloud and rain is going to continue to push its way south and push its way northwards, affecting southern parts of wales but generally fizzling out across a northern ireland and scotland, holding on to a lot of cloud here. still some outbreaks of showers, heaviest in the north and east, but a lot of cloud around, so temperatures aren't really dipping tonight, but we could see some mist and fog patches develop where we see th
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you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, simon evans , josh howie and myself. evans, josh howie and myself. for more information, scan the qr code on your tv right now. if you're listening on radio, don't try and scan the radio. it won't work. or you can visit gbnews.com for more information about how you can get into this gig , i'll be about how you can get into this gig, i'll be scanning that about how you can get into this gig , i'll be scanning that later gig, i'll be scanning that later to find out how i get in. we've got the times now with the idf making a grim discovery in gaza. >> nicholas bodies of shani, luke and two other hostages recovered from gaza are, of course, a sad story. shani, luke , became tragically, an iconic, symbol and emblem of this , symbol and emblem of this, vicious attack october 7th, because she was killed in this nova music festival and she wasn't just killed. >> i mean, she was obviously, you know, horrific . exactly. you know, horrific. exactly. >> and that's how she became, the emblem of the whole attack because her body was p
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so it's andrew doyle, me, simon evans and josh howie for more information, scan the qr code on the screen here or visit gbnews.com and you'll find out, where it is and how to how to get there. kicking off this section with the guardian and the international criminal court is seeking to arrest israel's leader for war crimes. josh, i'm sorry to make you angry so early in the show. >> well, this is the problem. is that the more angry i get, the less articulate i am to anyway. let's go. okay. icc prosecutor seeks a west arrest. i can't even read the warrants for israeli pm and hamas officials for war crimes. now, first of all, this is they're seeking an arrest warrant . so they haven't arrest warrant. so they haven't got these arrest warrants. they've just they put in the claim it's going to take a couple of months to see if it comes through. but this whole thing is a farce. this is up is down. right. is wrong. it's mental to conflate the crimes that hamas , the terrorist that hamas, the terrorist organisation, committed against a defensive war that israel has to, doesn't want to be in, had t
so it's andrew doyle, me, simon evans and josh howie for more information, scan the qr code on the screen here or visit gbnews.com and you'll find out, where it is and how to how to get there. kicking off this section with the guardian and the international criminal court is seeking to arrest israel's leader for war crimes. josh, i'm sorry to make you angry so early in the show. >> well, this is the problem. is that the more angry i get, the less articulate i am to anyway. let's go. okay....
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>> welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans, leo kearse, and steve n allen. >> the philip pullman trilogy was called his dark materials. thank you for all your tweets, steve times now a surprising new ally for gorgeous george. it's marvellous . monty throwing his marvellous. monty throwing his turban into the ring. yeah. >> monty panesar to stand as mp for workers party in a general election. this is in ealing southall, george galloway's party. the man who is very famous at the moment for saying that rishi sunak and keir starmer are two cheeks of the same backside, a despised rishi sunak, but he's, two cheeks of the same backside, and george is very much putting himself in the middle. >> yeah, the. >> yeah, the. >> so they've announced 200 candidates to stand in different areas. monty has said he would like to become prime minister, which shows really understand politics. then because that's not going to happen, is it? >> i mean, his initials are. >> i mean, his initials are. >> no, the wrong way round is mp isn't he? mp? mp yeah, mpp, mp for pm. >> but so george galloway obviousl
>> welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans, leo kearse, and steve n allen. >> the philip pullman trilogy was called his dark materials. thank you for all your tweets, steve times now a surprising new ally for gorgeous george. it's marvellous . monty throwing his marvellous. monty throwing his turban into the ring. yeah. >> monty panesar to stand as mp for workers party in a general election. this is in ealing southall, george galloway's party. the man who is very...
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and you can join us for this evening of comedy with andrew doyle simon evans, josh howie and me. for more information, scan the qr code on your screen right now. if you're on the radio and you don't have a qr code on your screen, then visit gbnews.com and there's all the information there that you need, so hope to see you there. anyway, the independent now and keir starmer has flip flopped and will let diane abbott run for labour if she's going to be running. let's hope she gets her shoes on the right feet paul. >> yeah exactly, starmer says diane abbott's free to stand for labourin diane abbott's free to stand for labour in the next election in a u—turn. i'm not sure how much of a u—turn it was. it just took a few days. so after days of back and forth about whether the veteran mp would be blocked, the labour leader confirmed she will be able to contest the election as a labour candidate, and he praised her sir keir as a trailblazer. diane abbott was selected, he said in 1987 the first black woman mp. now this woman has been in politics for nearly 40 years. yeah, and i've not
and you can join us for this evening of comedy with andrew doyle simon evans, josh howie and me. for more information, scan the qr code on your screen right now. if you're on the radio and you don't have a qr code on your screen, then visit gbnews.com and there's all the information there that you need, so hope to see you there. anyway, the independent now and keir starmer has flip flopped and will let diane abbott run for labour if she's going to be running. let's hope she gets her shoes on...
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. >> andrew doyle leo kearse simon evans and josh. >> they've just left it at josh al fayed. for more information, you can scan the qr code that's on the screen or visit gb news. com all right, paul, on the screen or visit gb news. com all right, paul , to the com all right, paul, to the sunday telegraph. voters think that politicians shouldn't shout allahu akbar. only time i shout it is to spice up a game of bingo . hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. >> brilliant. >> brilliant. >> not as good as the first version of the joke, but we all agreed we could do the first version of the joke. >> we need to do headliners after hours , most voters think after hours, most voters think shouting allahu akbar is inappropriate for politicians, so 6 in 10 or 60% for the layman think it's inappropriate for politicians to shout allahu akbar or alan snack bar as we like to call it, here to praise god. after winning an election , god. after winning an election, polling has found. so i mean, i agree, but i'd love to see jacob rees—mogg do it just once. it would be amazing . rees—mogg do it just on
. >> andrew doyle leo kearse simon evans and josh. >> they've just left it at josh al fayed. for more information, you can scan the qr code that's on the screen or visit gb news. com all right, paul, on the screen or visit gb news. com all right, paul , to the com all right, paul, to the sunday telegraph. voters think that politicians shouldn't shout allahu akbar. only time i shout it is to spice up a game of bingo . hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. >> brilliant. >>...
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and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leah kerr, simon evans and me. for more information , and me. for more information, scan the qr code here or go on the screen and visit gbnews.com. right bruce sunday telegraph first and new new labour has a new deal that's new. >> i think it's new or it may just be rebranding. so labour rebrands new deal. so that would suggest that it has been a previous deal. if you see what i mean. do you see what i'm going to soothe businesses and seal core vote. angela rayner, who is i believe, a very keen property developer, is the architect for enough of these plans. and sir keir starmer, who is seeking to avert tory attacks, sir keir starmer has renamed labour's flagship sorry flagship package of trade union and workers rights reforms as he seeks to sharpen his economic message and reassure businesses and swing voters. so it seems to be, nick, that there's a the crux of this is the balance between wanting to keep the unions happy or win them over, and also keeping business happy . right. business happy. right. >> yeah. it's
and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leah kerr, simon evans and me. for more information , and me. for more information, scan the qr code here or go on the screen and visit gbnews.com. right bruce sunday telegraph first and new new labour has a new deal that's new. >> i think it's new or it may just be rebranding. so labour rebrands new deal. so that would suggest that it has been a previous deal. if you see what i mean. do you see what i'm going to soothe...
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evans and josh howie will be there. for more information, you can scan the qr code here or visit gb news. com back to the papers scott. the guardian keir starmers message is the tories caused this mess, but we're different, which will upset rishi because that's also his message. >> well, there's just an article in the guardian about how my feelings are hurt that i wasn't asked to attend that comedy show that you just mentioned. there's that you just mentioned. there's that article. nick, do you have an article about that in the guardian? >> well, i was asked, but turned it down. >> yeah, i wasn't too i would have too if i'd been asked. yeah. >> anyway , i wasn't asked, but >> anyway, i wasn't asked, but i would have, i would have said yes. >> well i can't be there. but half those comics to my act anyway, so you'll see it, in the guardian keir starmer no quick fix to tory mess. i think we've talked about this a little bit already, keir starmer saying that there's no quick fix. there are deep problems labour will inherit
evans and josh howie will be there. for more information, you can scan the qr code here or visit gb news. com back to the papers scott. the guardian keir starmers message is the tories caused this mess, but we're different, which will upset rishi because that's also his message. >> well, there's just an article in the guardian about how my feelings are hurt that i wasn't asked to attend that comedy show that you just mentioned. there's that you just mentioned. there's that article. nick,...