i'm simon evans tonight , joined by simon evans tonight, joined by two top comedians, the uncompromising kearse and his cordial companion steve allen. good cop, bad cop. >> yeah, i am compromised. you are. that's what you're implying. >> are you in all kinds of important ways. the kompromat . important ways. the kompromat. >> oh yeah, there are pictures, let's have a look at our front pages. then. tonight we have the daily mail kicking us off, as always, with a labour's secret tax rise dossier , we have tax rise dossier, we have telegraph britain 20 years behind europe on cancer care . behind europe on cancer care. and an extraordinary hat to illustrate that guardian nhs will buy beds in care homes to cut hospital waits, say labour. the times starmer tax threat to savers with a chequebook, i news uk in secret talks over financial turmoil at it giant that could hit benefits and the nhs as a tongue twister. and finally the daily star. rise of the bog snackers well , those the bog snackers well, those were your front pages . and about were your front pages. and about rise of the bog snacker

i'm simon evans tonight , joined by simon evans tonight, joined by two top comedians, the uncompromisingeo kearse and his cordial companion steve allen. good cop, bad cop. >> yeah, i am compromised. you are. that's what you're implying. >> are you in all kinds of important ways. the kompromat . important ways. the kompromat. >> oh yeah, there are pictures, let's have a look at our front pages. then. tonight we have the daily mail kicking us off, as always, with a labour's secret tax rise dossier , we have tax rise dossier, we have telegraph britain 20 years behind europe on cancer care . behind europe on cancer care. and an extraordinary hat to illustrate that guardian nhs will buy beds in care homes to cut hospital waits, say labour. the times starmer tax threat to savers with a chequebook, i news uk in secret talks over financial turmoil at it giant that could hit benefits and the nhs as a tongue twister. and finally the daily star. rise of the bog snackers well , those the bog snackers well, those were your front pages . and about were your front pages. and about rise of the bog snack

i'm simon evans. tonight i'm joined by a man. i'm simon evans. every night tonight i'm joined by a man who identifies as a bit of crumpet. that's josh identifies as a bit of crumpet. that'sjosh howie identifies as a bit of crumpet. that's josh howie looking very smooth and a man who doesn't go anywhere near crumpet. it's all avocado and boiled chicken for him. that's nick dixon literally said one thing about my diet has got into the autocue, on into the teleprompter. how does that happen later? that's unbelievable. it's like a tv equivalent of a lecture in the corner of the room. you're starting to get little ads for them. yeah. start spreading misinformation on purpose . so we misinformation on purpose. so we have some headlines to have a look at. the daily mail kicks off britain's 12 year old machete murderers very disturbing story. and poor old michael mosley at the top there. the times tories offer lower taxes and help for first time buyers could be too late. there's bill nighy, attending a memorial for, michael martin amis , guardian tory, r

we'll see you and welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans. still here with me, simon evans.e with leo kearse and josh howie telegraph. first leo, another tory policy shamelessly, shamelessly aimed at bringing the under 30s back into the fold. >> yes , the tories are to scrap >> yes, the tories are to scrap inheritance tax in a big throw of the dice, says osborne. >> george osborne, the former chancellor there is not really that big a throw of the dice. it's like something that's going to appeal to people who vote tories. >> yeah, and it's not going to change anyone's mind who's going against it, but it might get some people out of the armchair , some people out of the armchair, i guess. yeah, yeah. >> might get them down to the down to the polling station because yeah, it's exactly what tories want to hear and is a really unfair tax because people have already paid tax on that money. >> several times by the time they get to death, and they can't even give it to their kids. it's like, what are we, the soviet union? >> well, i totally agree. i don't think there should be any t

i'm simon evans. tonight i'm joined by a man. i'm simon evans.ery night tonight i'm joined by a man who identifies as a bit of crumpet. that's josh identifies as a bit of crumpet. that'sjosh howie identifies as a bit of crumpet. that's josh howie looking very smooth and a man who doesn't go anywhere near crumpet. it's all avocado and boiled chicken for him. that's nick dixon literally said one thing about my diet has got into the autocue, on into the teleprompter. how does that happen later? that's unbelievable. it's like a tv equivalent of a lecture in the corner of the room. you're starting to get little ads for them. yeah. start spreading misinformation on purpose . so we misinformation on purpose. so we have some headlines to have a look at. the daily mail kicks off britain's 12 year old machete murderers very disturbing story. and poor old michael mosley at the top there. the times tories offer lower taxes and help for first time buyers could be too late. there's bill nighy, attending a memorial for, michael martin amis , guardian tory, righ

simon evans will jonathan cogan.e here tomorrow at 11 pm. with steve and alan and leo kearse. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thanks for watching and good night. we got . got. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello again. very good evening to you . here's your evening to you. here's your latest gb news weather update brought to you by the met office . whilst it is going to stay dry for many of us as we go through the rest of today , we can expect the rest of today, we can expect some wet weather pushing its way in as we go into tomorrow. that's an association with a feature currently out in the atlantic , and it's heading its atlantic, and it's heading its way towards the uk. for the time being though, we are going to have a lot of dry weather as we go through the rest of this evening and overnight. some places will see some clear skies developing, but many areas sticking with largely cloudy skies and then rain pushing its way in initially acr

i'm simon evans, joining me tonight we have the richard and hyacinth bucket of headliners that was anold combination. it's josh bucket of headliners that was an old combination. it'sjosh howie old combination. it's josh howie and chris had a weapon. i don't believe those people have ever seen that tv show. >> no , but our audience will >> no, but our audience will have. >> and i see you've got the dress. >> yeah, i've got the dress and the aspirations. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> you should find some new way of pronouncing cressida, if that's going to be your thing. >> or do get called cressida lot. >> yes, yes. »- >> yes, yes. >> very good. >> very good. >> i want to do a shout out to carmella. i met i met her headliners fan today. >> very excited. so i said i promised i'd shout a young woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine. woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine . okay. and a friend of mine. okay. and yeah, she's a very big fan. hello, carmella of a friend of yours is a young woman. >> this sounds great. >> this sounds great. >> i would

i'm simon evans . wednesday's newspapers. i'm simon evans. can see i've caught a bit of a collar issue going. they are joining me tonight. we have josh howie and leo kearse. how are you gentlemen. we need to get a mirror in that dressing room. yeah i know and the trick is when you when you're watching yourself on the monitor you have to remember it's not a mirror. it's the opposite sign for the wrong. i've got to just move endlessly in there . you look endlessly in there. you look fine. you look like a wimbledon match official. >> that's exactly what i was going for. >> i was no, i was going to say wimbledon janitor. >> whereas you look like like one of those playboy players from the 70s who was not really that bothered about tennis, more interested in polo, but anyway, we have, some newspapers to get through. let's have a look at those front pages. we'll kick off with the daily mail, those front pages. we'll kick off with the daily mail , starmer off with the daily mail, starmer mail readers were right about labourin mail readers were right

your first look at wednesday's newspapers with me simon evans.joining me tonight, some of the meat and potatoes of headliners josh howie and leo acas. how do you feel about that? >> i look a bit like a potato today. >> yeah, you've got a little bit of a sprouting. >> what do they call those when they get those little hairs on they get those little hairs on the eye of the. yeah. >> what hair. >> what hair. >> beard. yeah. >> beard. yeah. >> with the potato has that little raisi. >> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> so we get that. so you're the meat, leo. >> i see myself as more of a dessert course. do you? >> what, like one of those protein yoghurts? you look like you restaurants. you go to your, protein yoghurt first. you look, you're staring in the fridge. tiramisu. i'm talking tiramisu. very nice. >> okay, well, let's take a look at those front pages with that in mind, daily mail. >> rishi, don't give labour a blank check . and jude bellingham blank check. and jude bellingham providing the eye candy telegraph . sunak pr

simon evans will jonathan cogan.here tomorrow at 11 pm. with steve and alan and leo kearse. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thanks for watching and good night. we got . got. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello again. very good evening to you . here's your evening to you. here's your latest gb news weather update brought to you by the met office . whilst it is going to stay dry for many of us as we go through the rest of today , we can expect the rest of today, we can expect some wet weather pushing its way in as we go into tomorrow. that's an association with a feature currently out in the atlantic , and it's heading its atlantic, and it's heading its way towards the uk. for the time being though, we are going to have a lot of dry weather as we go through the rest of this evening and overnight. some places will see some clear skies developing, but many areas sticking with largely cloudy skies and then rain pushing its way in initially acros

simon evans will jonathan cogan. be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with steve and alan and leo kearse. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thanks for watching and good night. we got . got. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello again. very good evening to you . here's your evening to you. here's your latest gb news weather update brought to you by the met office . whilst it is going to stay dry for many of us as we go through the rest of today , we can expect the rest of today, we can expect some wet weather pushing its way in as we go into tomorrow. that's an association with a feature currently out in the atlantic , and it's heading its atlantic, and it's heading its way towards the uk. for the time being though, we are going to have a lot of dry weather as we go through the rest of this evening and overnight. some places will see some clear skies developing, but many areas sticking with largely cloudy skies and then rain pushing its way in initially a

i'm simon evans, joining me tonight we have the richard and hyacinth bucket of headliners that was anombination. it's josh bucket of headliners that was an old combination. it'sjosh howie old combination. it's josh howie and chris had a weapon. i don't believe those people have ever seen that tv show. >> no , but our audience will >> no, but our audience will have. >> and i see you've got the dress. >> yeah, i've got the dress and the aspirations. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> you should find some new way of pronouncing cressida, if that's going to be your thing. >> or do get called cressida lot. >> yes, yes. »- >> yes, yes. >> very good. >> very good. >> i want to do a shout out to carmella. i met i met her headliners fan today. >> very excited. so i said i promised i'd shout a young woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine. woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine . okay. and a friend of mine. okay. and yeah, she's a very big fan. hello, carmella of a friend of yours is a young woman. >> this sounds great. >> this sounds great. >> i would say t

i'm simon evans, joining me tonight we have the richard and hyacinth bucket of headliners that was an combination. it's josh bucket of headliners that was an old combination. it'sjosh howie old combination. it's josh howie and chris had a weapon. i don't believe those people have ever seen that tv show. >> no , but our audience will >> no, but our audience will have. >> and i see you've got the dress. >> yeah, i've got the dress and the aspirations. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> yeah, yeah i haven't. >> you should find some new way of pronouncing cressida, if that's going to be your thing. >> or do get called cressida lot. >> yes, yes. »- >> yes, yes. >> very good. >> very good. >> i want to do a shout out to carmella. i met i met her headliners fan today. >> very excited. so i said i promised i'd shout a young woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine. woman. yes, she's the mother of a friend of mine . okay. and a friend of mine. okay. and yeah, she's a very big fan. hello, carmella of a friend of yours is a young woman. >> this sounds great. >> this sounds great. >> i would say

i'm simon evans. we're still here with stephen allen and lewis schaefer.we're going inside the papers now. steve, the guardian have the news that our political parties are soft peddling on the tough choices. this country is facing, and having paid attention to at least a dozen elections since 1979, i can only say i'm shocked. >> yeah. so labour would raise taxes rather than cut spending if growth is weak, says ifs. so it's interesting to remember this is not labour saying they do it. this is the ifs saying what they think labour would do if the conditions were right, and they actually said that the labour government would raise taxes or soften debt rules. so that's not in the headline. they're really focusing on the tax thing because they're no where to get labour. so the head of the ifs, paul johnson, was at a press conference. he said there are so many pressures on spending that it's hard for that to be the thing that gives . to be the thing that gives. given that there's been so many strikes about spending in the civil service, i suppose labour said tha

your first look at wednesday's newspapers with me simon evans.g me tonight, some of the meat and potatoes of headliners josh howie and leo acas. how do you feel about that? >> i look a bit like a potato today. >> yeah, you've got a little bit of a sprouting. >> what do they call those when they get those little hairs on they get those little hairs on the eye of the. yeah. >> what hair. >> what hair. >> beard. yeah. >> beard. yeah. >> with the potato has that little raisi. >> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> so we get that. so you're the meat, leo. >> i see myself as more of a dessert course. do you? >> what, like one of those protein yoghurts? you look like you restaurants. you go to your, protein yoghurt first. you look, you're staring in the fridge. tiramisu. i'm talking tiramisu. very nice. >> okay, well, let's take a look at those front pages with that in mind, daily mail. >> rishi, don't give labour a blank check . and jude bellingham blank check. and jude bellingham providing the eye candy telegraph . sunak promises

evans and jonathan colgan.ching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. goodbye >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello and welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. well, we've seen plenty of fine weather over the weekend. however, this week is going to be turning more unsettled and a little bit cooler for today though we have had high pressure dominating the weather over the uk, but we have had this frontal system move into the northwest and a slight squeeze on those isobars too. so turning damp and rather windy, it is gradually going to be clouding over from the north through into the evening, staying clearest for longest across the south, and we will start to see some outbreaks of rain and drizzle continue to move their way into northwestern areas. so turning a little bit cooler under the clear spells in the south. but for most, a rather mild night and most places not dropping below double digits . so to places not dropping below doub

it kind of reminds me of the window tax of 1696, now it does slightly because you turn into simon evansdo you know what they consider it? a progressive tax then. and the labour will consider it if they were to do it. we'll consider this a progressive tax. now it's a nonsense basically, you know, back in 1696, if you had more than ten windows, you would be you would be, you would be taxed to block up your garden. no, you can't. so, you know, just, just it's the politics of envy again, is it? someone's got a blooming garden. i love my garden. >> you do. and so do your fans. >> you do. and so do your fans. >> paul , this is aimed directly >> paul, this is aimed directly at you. >> i've seen all your tweets about your garden. >> honestly, i've never been angry. >> actually, i feel good that you're going to be in trouble for having your garden. because i don't have one garden politics of me in the studio is i was so daft. >> we had starmer this week talking, launching the manifesto and saying we won't raise income tax. we won't raise national insurance, we won't raise vat, we're going to spa

stephen lewis simon evans is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and cressida wetton and if you'rey tuned for breakfast. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello and welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. we're expecting heavy showers on tuesday, but by the time we reach midweek, there'll be plenty of dry weather around, even some sunshine across most of the country for the weekend, though, we have had low pressure draped across the uk, which is generally brought an unsettled picture. plenty of rain and showers , and it's this low showers, and it's this low pressure which is pushing this area of rain into northern parts of england by the time we reach this evening, generally clearing across scotland with a few showers creeping into the north, but across central areas and in the south. plenty of clear weather overnight , the south. plenty of clear weather overnight, which means it's going to feel a little bit cooler. may even start to see some mist and fog develop by the time we reach monday

leo kearse, simon evans and josh howie. more information . scan the qr code on information.qr code on the screen now or you can visit gbnews.com okay, starting this section in the independent, steve, have the latest polls revealed anything unexpected about the general election, or do we kind of know what they already say? >> we know what they already say. let's do it again. tories heading for election wipe—out as new mega poll suggests they could win just 66 seats. it's not a poll, it's a mega poll. mega poll , poll, poll, it's mega poll, poll, poll, it's i could do germ available for voiceovers and jingles if anyone wants it, it still means that people who. this is how we'll get. it's what we'll get to if we do the long version of this, people who like the news will say , oh, this is definitely say, oh, this is definitely going to happen. people who don't like the news will say, what if polls ever been right? >> and then 2017, that's when they were right. >> that's when they're right. yeah. but also they'll they'll point to polls didn't say brexit. so like this is how discu

simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with steve n allen and josh howie.uned for breakfast. goodbye fun show a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on gb news >> good evening and welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. well, a changeable week ahead with some rain and showers. plenty of dry weather around too though . for today around too though. for today though, we've got a frontal system clearing its way southeastwards, allowing a ridge of high pressure to build, bringing a fairly settled evening notice. the winds coming from a north westerly direction though, meaning things are going to be feeling a little bit cooler. a change on the way into this evening though, as we see outbreaks of rain move their way into western and northwestern parts of the uk. but on the whole, overnight plenty of dry weather around a mix of cloud and clear spells . and under and clear spells. and under those clear spells it will feel a little bit cooler. but most towns and cities remaining in the double digits an unsettled pictur

it kind of reminds me of the window tax of 1696, now it does slightly because you turn into simon evans you know what they consider it? a progressive tax then. and the labour will consider it if they were to do it. we'll consider this a progressive tax. now it's a nonsense basically, you know, back in 1696, if you had more than ten windows, you would be you would be, you would be taxed to block up your garden. no, you can't. so, you know, just, just it's the politics of envy again, is it? someone's got a blooming garden. i love my garden. >> you do. and so do your fans. >> you do. and so do your fans. >> paul , this is aimed directly >> paul, this is aimed directly at you. >> i've seen all your tweets about your garden. >> honestly, i've never been angry. >> actually, i feel good that you're going to be in trouble for having your garden. because i don't have one garden politics of me in the studio is i was so daft. >> we had starmer this week talking, launching the manifesto and saying we won't raise income tax. we won't raise national insurance, we won't raise vat, we're going to spank

and you can join us for this evening of comedy with andrew doyle simon evans, josh howie and me.or more information, scan the qr code on your screen right now. if you're on the radio and you don't have a qr code on your screen, then visit gbnews.com and there's all the information there that you need, so hope to see you there. anyway, the independent now and keir starmer has flip flopped and will let diane abbott run for labour if she's going to be running. let's hope she gets her shoes on the right feet paul. >> yeah exactly, starmer says diane abbott's free to stand for labourin diane abbott's free to stand for labour in the next election in a u—turn. i'm not sure how much of a u—turn it was. it just took a few days. so after days of back and forth about whether the veteran mp would be blocked, the labour leader confirmed she will be able to contest the election as a labour candidate, and he praised her sir keir as a trailblazer. diane abbott was selected, he said in 1987 the first black woman mp. now this woman has been in politics for nearly 40 years. yeah, and i've not heard

principal simon larter evans, good to see you this morning. thank you very much.anks for having me on. >> thank you. well, at 622, let's have a look at some of the other stories heading into the newsroom this morning, us president joe biden and ukraine's president zelenskyy have signed a ten year bilateral security agreement aimed at bolstering ukraine's defence against russian invaders. >> the historic agreement will expand intelligence sharing, continue to train ukrainian troops and invest in ukraine's industrial base. well, it comes as all g7 countries agree to continue funding a loan package for ukraine worth nearly £40 billion. we use interest raised from frozen russian assets, the family of harry dunn have accused the us government of obstructing their son's inquest. >> the teenager was killed in 2019 when his motorcycle collided with a car driving on the wrong side of the road, and sacoolas , who was an employee of sacoolas, who was an employee of the us government, wasn't present at the inquest, nor were there any representatives of the us embassy . there

he was played by jonathan kimball simons.ving christmas. their roles were played by dwayne johnson and chris evans. the film also stars lucy liu, mary elizabeth ellis and kiernen shipka. the film was directed by jake kasden. known for the films jumanji, call of the jungle, and jumanji - a new level. the premiere of the film was originally scheduled for the end of 2023, but it was postponed due to the constant delays of doin johnson, the rock, if you remember his pseudonym, despite this the film will bring the actor a record 50 million dollars, the world premiere will take place on november 15, by the way here it’s not so much that i liked the rock in the frame, but rather some evil snowman that caught my attention. by the way, it looks no less impressive. i knew that you’re always attracted to negative characters there are some of them. so cook in a film about christmas, also in the middle of july, it’s already really real, as if i wanted a little bit of this christmas mess, these christmas movies, well, in general, golivut i

and, her brutally honest margin. 40 years ago, when i was a young anonymous writer at time and friend evanhomas and i said, hey, let's a book. it was sort of like, hey let's put on the play. i've been covering the reagan caaign. and i noticed that when you went to rallies, you got the pamphlets people about the established ment about the council one rockefellers in, the bilderberg group al-sham ey were talking about, but evan was a preppy. and so i said, what is this establishment thing? so we spent a few days in a very tacky group house in sag harbor and came up with a complex that most editors would have totally dismissed as a book idea. a group biog me of six very little known statesmen who shaped the cold. i knew binky urban, who had just become an agent, and she, as only one editor who will get what you're talking about. so we walked up madison street in sag harbor and sat on the back porch of alex mayhew just as we began a pitch. she cut us short. that's typical her. she was always about ten steps ahead of you. and she said, yes, i it. it's a prequel to the and the brightest and we s