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his name is anton skvortsov, svetlana is his legal wife. to clarify, i’m no longer my wife.. anton skvartsev in moscow. or rather, right now he is in the area of anna ruzina’s house and is moving towards it . who is she, where does she live, what are her colors? why are you silent, tell me something? andrey, this is our job, we ’ll go there now to find out everything, tell me where she is, give me her address, this is him, wait, you can’t risk it, well, where, the address is in the most visible place, well done, who is well done, both are well done, call the police, you have to do something. move this superman, oh, egor would be here, egor is far away, here is our hero-rescuer , here he is, boss, what are we going to do, the client is in danger, if this psycho kills him, who will be to blame, us? well, firstly, it is still unknown where the crazy person is, and secondly, the police are already coming here. sorry, boss, but i can't wait. to whom i said, what are you going to do, and boss, it’s not funny to me anymore, but it’s funny to me, not a woman, but some kind of mete
his name is anton skvortsov, svetlana is his legal wife. to clarify, i’m no longer my wife.. anton skvartsev in moscow. or rather, right now he is in the area of anna ruzina’s house and is moving towards it . who is she, where does she live, what are her colors? why are you silent, tell me something? andrey, this is our job, we ’ll go there now to find out everything, tell me where she is, give me her address, this is him, wait, you can’t risk it, well, where, the address is in...
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skvortsov was an actor in the theater, although he didn’t have enough stars in the sky, his wife wast was, and two months ago, even though he is an actor, it’s still his it’s a pity, because it’s such a shame, anyone could go crazy if his wife left him a ragan, right? yes, then it doesn’t matter, but where is he now? oh, my memory is weakening, there ’s a sleeping pill here, it’s necessary, i wouldn’t have pointed it out now, oh, no need, where are you going, sorry. should you be sentenced to life imprisonment with confiscation for assaulting a police officer , police, police, and something happened, why are the police here, none of your business, last name, first name, patronymic, what is it, quiet, quiet, what is it, what is it, heart , quiet, quiet, no need, heart, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, what happened, heart, you know, i have a weak heart, and since the police are here, then something happened, yes, a maniac is here... oh, well, calm down, quiet, don’t worry , i’m the captain, i’m in charge , i personally make sure that the maniac doesn’t escape, and i understand maniacs, you
skvortsov was an actor in the theater, although he didn’t have enough stars in the sky, his wife wast was, and two months ago, even though he is an actor, it’s still his it’s a pity, because it’s such a shame, anyone could go crazy if his wife left him a ragan, right? yes, then it doesn’t matter, but where is he now? oh, my memory is weakening, there ’s a sleeping pill here, it’s necessary, i wouldn’t have pointed it out now, oh, no need, where are you going, sorry. should you...
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my kidneys, come out, give me the phone number, i need to call the minister, inform him that major skvortsov, the kitchen is clean, you have a strange idea of cleanliness, maybe at least put the parquet back in its place, it looks like it's been contaminated lieutenant colonel, but in vain they let santa claus go, he found you stones and brains, maybe... he gave you a gift for the new year, it’s a joke, but what did he give to my bunny last year, even! i’m listening, dim, hi, it’s me, you know , i thought about it and decided to accept my offer and come to the club tonight, that’s great, that’s great, so let’s meet in our cafe in 2 hours, we’ll discuss everything, 2 hours, no, what are you talking about, i ’m getting numb during this time, let’s do it right now, you can, how... should i drive up, think, in how long, how long? no, that's out of the question, once again think about how much, let’s say 6.00, wait a minute, what about two? go away already, maybe chiyku, i really hope that we will see each other again, old joke. who's going to clean it all up? got it, sorry, ovkoz, idiots. youn
my kidneys, come out, give me the phone number, i need to call the minister, inform him that major skvortsov, the kitchen is clean, you have a strange idea of cleanliness, maybe at least put the parquet back in its place, it looks like it's been contaminated lieutenant colonel, but in vain they let santa claus go, he found you stones and brains, maybe... he gave you a gift for the new year, it’s a joke, but what did he give to my bunny last year, even! i’m listening, dim, hi, it’s...
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living friends, but they are all far away, very serious, that’s why they are here, the orderlies from skvortsovh room , yes, and i will gladly take them as my friends too, but plush toys, of course, are her right, her pleasure. how can they help realize the meaning of life? and you are either an artist of some theater, maybe it’s not a professional theater, or you’ve been doing all this for a long time, but something doesn’t work out for you, so you came to our program because i don’t believe in a platonic relationship with you, nor in the fact that you consider yourself ugly, you have a very high opinion of yourself, by the way, i just understand that you are tough, you have a tough character, about the rule, you are very well built, you have amazing posture, i would walk around naked with your figure, just seriously, this is just a matter of envy, in fact, you have beautiful hair, work on yourself a little, everything is ugly closed it and doesn’t talk about it, that’s how i always say that i fat, fat, fatwest, i don’t do anything for it, except i eat all the time, the strength of a woman is
living friends, but they are all far away, very serious, that’s why they are here, the orderlies from skvortsovh room , yes, and i will gladly take them as my friends too, but plush toys, of course, are her right, her pleasure. how can they help realize the meaning of life? and you are either an artist of some theater, maybe it’s not a professional theater, or you’ve been doing all this for a long time, but something doesn’t work out for you, so you came to our program because i don’t...
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mikhail chernov, sergey skvortsov, vladimir khazov, ekaterina kostyukevich. tv component. well, in chicago , due to the cold weather, dead robots appeared on the streets, this is what they say about stalled tesla electric cars. in the city it is almost 20 degrees below zero and the batteries cannot be recharged. due to low temperatures , charging stations stopped working. this is how cars drive, not on electricity, on manual traction. nothing happens, the charge is still at zero, i’ve been here for 3 hours, yesterday i spent 8 hours at the charger. you need to come here, stand in line to charge 2 hours. they say charging is fast, but it takes a full 2 hours. car owners complain about other problems that have arisen due to frost, for example, it is not always possible to open the doors, the system does not work in the cold. russia's gdp growth over the past year, with a more careful recalculation, may turn out to be even more than 3.5% of the figure that the authorities are now focusing on; it is important that this growth is ensured mainly due to domestic, consumer and i
mikhail chernov, sergey skvortsov, vladimir khazov, ekaterina kostyukevich. tv component. well, in chicago , due to the cold weather, dead robots appeared on the streets, this is what they say about stalled tesla electric cars. in the city it is almost 20 degrees below zero and the batteries cannot be recharged. due to low temperatures , charging stations stopped working. this is how cars drive, not on electricity, on manual traction. nothing happens, the charge is still at zero, i’ve been...
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skvortsov, what do you want kositsina, who is that? vasya, vasya? vasya! vatia. without a bandana? will you show up again and fly out of here in your trousers? by the way! you taught, yes, i, this, i taught, honor your word , taught, you say, now we will check how you taught, tell me the leader of the group and sit there, now i remember, don’t prompt, you didn’t teach, he doesn’t know, because what didn’t you teach, sit down, two, he’s got a banana, how can you not know such a crazy guy? maybe markov will tell us the name the last album of the metallica group, and sitting there blossomed, they became amorous, they stopped flogging the clearing, well done, masha, that is , well done, mary, our coolest student, children, mary, well done, everyone else... sucks, when will you remember, nerdy assholes , that heavy metal is our everything, we were born to make heavy metal, and why, you ’ll cry during my exam, no kirkorov with his bunny will help you, i swear by oze osborne, that’s enough, homework back. best riff, hard rock awesomeness. there's a stream, a river begin
skvortsov, what do you want kositsina, who is that? vasya, vasya? vasya! vatia. without a bandana? will you show up again and fly out of here in your trousers? by the way! you taught, yes, i, this, i taught, honor your word , taught, you say, now we will check how you taught, tell me the leader of the group and sit there, now i remember, don’t prompt, you didn’t teach, he doesn’t know, because what didn’t you teach, sit down, two, he’s got a banana, how can you not know such a crazy...
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peter, surname skvortsov? god knows. be handcuffed now? in a nutshell, what happened? quid pro quo, you're from a regional bank, you know , well, the head of the security service, no, who is this, you can't tell, you were supposed to serve with him, he hasn't been imprisoned yet, and that my wife's accounts in this bank have been blocked , will you help , listen, don’t be insolent, but... i just saved your life, i didn’t ask you for this, in general , if they think they’ll unblock it, well, i’ll try to break into the topic with this section, no, sorry, okay, name wives, i'll try. well, let's go meet? shall we go and leave our things in the car? well, what can happen to them? are the police nearby? yes sir. well, where can i get you another crew? i'm excited, or what? i don't know what to do. think for yourself. that's it, i have people. i'm hearing you. first of all, hello. leadership, let us be escorted out, for what purpose, it’s my fault, comrade major general, it’s just that we were expecting you only 2 days later, b
peter, surname skvortsov? god knows. be handcuffed now? in a nutshell, what happened? quid pro quo, you're from a regional bank, you know , well, the head of the security service, no, who is this, you can't tell, you were supposed to serve with him, he hasn't been imprisoned yet, and that my wife's accounts in this bank have been blocked , will you help , listen, don’t be insolent, but... i just saved your life, i didn’t ask you for this, in general , if they think they’ll unblock it,...