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on the plane. >> stephen: plane, window or aisle. >> bed. >> stephen: bed to?'s an occasional -- >> stephen: i understand, it's a treat. most used app on your phone? >> voice notes. >> stephen: cats or dogs? that is really, really difficult for me. right now dogs because i have four of them at home. but for life i can't choose. >> stephen: you just did, dogs. >> did not choose, did not! >> stephen: sorry, just it. you only get one song to listen to the rest of your life, what is it? >> stephen colbert's latest hits. >> stephen: the last song i sang was all they want for christmas on the show last nigt actually. >> you did not! >> stephen: i did, did i not? did i not say -- >> he literally did. >> stephen: i ended the monologue singing your song last night. >> one line of it or the whole thing? >> stephen: [singing] >> okay! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: i just want for my own. >> ♪ you skipped a little part of the section, but that's all right was ♪ ♪ [laughter] he chose my song. i'm very thankful. >> stephen: what number am i thinking of? >> 56. >> stephen: no. >> 23? >> st
on the plane. >> stephen: plane, window or aisle. >> bed. >> stephen: bed to?'s an occasional -- >> stephen: i understand, it's a treat. most used app on your phone? >> voice notes. >> stephen: cats or dogs? that is really, really difficult for me. right now dogs because i have four of them at home. but for life i can't choose. >> stephen: you just did, dogs. >> did not choose, did not! >> stephen: sorry, just it. you only get one song to...
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>> stephen: i am a king wenceslaus guy because it's got "the feast of stephen."when families come together to celebrate, express love and gratitude, and hope that their secret santa is not that one guy from the mailroom who always makes his own gifts. oven mitt? is it a thick handkerchief? potholder. i'm sorry. but it's just not the holidays without holiday cards, which i like to show you in my segment "first drafts." >> oh, so stupid! >> stephen: of course i can't do this alone, so please welcome someone whose presence is always a present, my wonderful wife, evie! [cheers and applause] >> evie: hello. >> stephen: you look beautiful. >> evie: hello, hello. hi. >> stephen: yeah. >> evie: hello. >> stephen: here you go, darling. here's some cookies. it wouldn't be christmas without eggnog. do you do the nog? >> evie: um, yes. >> stephen: you don't have to lie for the people. you can be honest. >> evie: i don't do the nog so much. i might get a milk mustache. a nog mustache. >> stephen: there you go. we know how this works. i'll show you a holiday card that you woul
>> stephen: i am a king wenceslaus guy because it's got "the feast of stephen."when families come together to celebrate, express love and gratitude, and hope that their secret santa is not that one guy from the mailroom who always makes his own gifts. oven mitt? is it a thick handkerchief? potholder. i'm sorry. but it's just not the holidays without holiday cards, which i like to show you in my segment "first drafts." >> oh, so stupid! >> stephen: of course...
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but it's not like stephen.e at the national speedskating competition. >> he would encourage me to skate fast. he would be way ahead of me. >> when he was not skating, he was happy to go wherever, whenever. like when his mother, evelyn, a travel agent, invited him to see the world. he was 30 something, free, and loved his mom. so why not? >> he was adventurous. >> here i am, on the right. >> what countries did you take him to? >> we did most of the asia. most of europe. south america. we have had a lot of interesting experiences, and have a lot of fun. >> eventually, evelyn decided to retire to the jersey shore. and she wanted steven to come to. she needed his help. so is loyal son grab the skates and the rest of the stuff and jumped into his car. >> it was packed. everything that he owned was in that car. it was funny. >> he knocked around for a few years and then one day in 2006, he met kathleen door set. >> i know she was a schoolteacher, and that she lived in jersey and that he was in love with her. it seeme
but it's not like stephen.e at the national speedskating competition. >> he would encourage me to skate fast. he would be way ahead of me. >> when he was not skating, he was happy to go wherever, whenever. like when his mother, evelyn, a travel agent, invited him to see the world. he was 30 something, free, and loved his mom. so why not? >> he was adventurous. >> here i am, on the right. >> what countries did you take him to? >> we did most of the asia. most...
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. >> stephen: nothing at all. >> andy: just dad stuff. >> stephen: exactly. just dad stuff.>> stephen: okay. folks, we'll be right back. [laughter] big question on everyone's mind. obviously, you guys anchor the go-to new year's broadcast every year. it's anderson, andy. is there a name for it? what's the name of the actual broadcast? >> andy: "watch andy say stuff he has to apologize for tomorrow." >> anderson: yes. >> stephen: sure. >> anderson: "watch anderson question his career choices." >> stephen: "why did i agree to this?" >> andy: "will their friendship make it?" [laughter] >> stephen: well, last year, obviously a huge scandal because it was decided at cnn that you would not be drinking on air. >> anderson: that's correct. [booing] >> stephen: and obviously the people were not thrilled. >> anderson: yes. we ended up doing shots, but it was all like pickle juice and -- >> andy: mystery shots. >> anderson: it was mystery shots. >> andy: by the way, i would argue we still had a blast last year. [applause] >> stephen: 'cause you don't need alcohol to have a good time, d
. >> stephen: nothing at all. >> andy: just dad stuff. >> stephen: exactly. just dad stuff.>> stephen: okay. folks, we'll be right back. [laughter] big question on everyone's mind. obviously, you guys anchor the go-to new year's broadcast every year. it's anderson, andy. is there a name for it? what's the name of the actual broadcast? >> andy: "watch andy say stuff he has to apologize for tomorrow." >> anderson: yes. >> stephen: sure. >>...
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[audience chanting] >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello, folks. there you go.ike it. ♪ ♪ happy wednesday. we are going to get back there. we're going to get in the groove. one piece at a time. one piece at a time. hey, everybody! thank you very much. welcome in here, out there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey! i'd like to start off with some great news for fans of constitutional democracy. the republicans have picked a new speaker of the house. our long national nightmare is finally different. now, tonight's guests on the show are talking heads, so... [cheering] yeah. 100% hundo p. totally agree. so in honor of the g.o.p. spending the last three weeks "burnin' down the house," i'm naming tonight's congressional coverage "psycho killers." ♪ they're dumb, dumb, dumb, dum, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ here's the moment we've all been waiting for. america's new speaker of the house is louisiana congressman mike johnson, seen here ogling the photographer's crotch. his name is mike johnson. mike johnson. mike johnson,
[audience chanting] >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hello, folks. there you go.ike it. ♪ ♪ happy wednesday. we are going to get back there. we're going to get in the groove. one piece at a time. one piece at a time. hey, everybody! thank you very much. welcome in here, out there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey! i'd like to start off with some great news for fans of constitutional democracy. the...
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. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, everybody!come. thank you very much. welcome, everybody to "the late show" up here, down there. you're very kind. what beautiful people. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome ladies and gentlemen to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] it's thanksgiving eve, the busiest travel day of the year. so hello wherever you're watching this, whether it's on the tv at terminal b chili's too or on your phone after hitching a ride on the back of a truck full of chicken crates. if you're on the road, you're not alone, because a recent survey reports 55 million american adults plan to travel for thanksgiving. and is this true? i'm being told that every single one of them is in the boarding group ahead of you. so many folks are flying that nearly 8 million passengers are expected to fly just on american airlines. while spirit airline reports similar numbers being asked to get out and push. [applause] there you go. to streamline the security process, the tsa put out some guidelines about wh
. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, everybody!come. thank you very much. welcome, everybody to "the late show" up here, down there. you're very kind. what beautiful people. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome ladies and gentlemen to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] it's thanksgiving eve, the busiest travel day of the year. so hello wherever you're watching this, whether it's on the tv at...
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>> stephen: wait a second.'s. you are so much bigger than everybody else in there. >> jason: it was a kind of it. i've been in really bad ones. that was a kind one. >> stephen: you are more skipping than thrashing. >> jason: it was. you're 100% right. it was very fun. you could have handled that one. >> stephen: i could've handled that one? okay. let's see, i want to get a couple key things. everybody knows, everybody knows your cool. you exude -- everybody does, i'm sorry. we know he's cool, right? i mean, proof positive. look at those pants. >> jason: do you know anything about those pants? >> stephen: the thing i know is if i wore those pants, people would say you look like a hobo. >> jason: i have been directing for about 12 years. i made a commercial for carhart. i've had decent high school. i built my home, i raise my children, everything i have done i've done in these pants. i made a commercial and this is it. every scratch, ding, laugh cry, i've done in these pants. i wore these for you. i also i also w
>> stephen: wait a second.'s. you are so much bigger than everybody else in there. >> jason: it was a kind of it. i've been in really bad ones. that was a kind one. >> stephen: you are more skipping than thrashing. >> jason: it was. you're 100% right. it was very fun. you could have handled that one. >> stephen: i could've handled that one? okay. let's see, i want to get a couple key things. everybody knows, everybody knows your cool. you exude -- everybody does,...
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>> stephen: wow.t know what a shutdown would do to thanksgiving, but it's nice to have a preview of what your drunk uncle's gonna be screaming at the cranberry sauce. oh, my. "look! look, comrade! if that is your name, ocean spray!" oh, there's some big news today. yesterday, two old men hung out. i'm talking about the meeting in san francisco between president joe biden and chinese presidnt xi jinping. the closed meeting was four hours long, and we don't know what words came out of their mouths, but we know what went into their mouths, a menu featuring tarragon roasted heritage chicken and charred broccolini and brussels sprouts. they gave two old men broccolini and brussels sprouts and then locked them in a room for four hours? really? i assume. [cheering] i assume they lifted the ban on chemical warfare. biden -- [laughter] joke is based on a true story. biden spoke with reporters after the meeting, and he had this to say. >> would you say, mr president, that you trust president xi? >> look, do i t
>> stephen: wow.t know what a shutdown would do to thanksgiving, but it's nice to have a preview of what your drunk uncle's gonna be screaming at the cranberry sauce. oh, my. "look! look, comrade! if that is your name, ocean spray!" oh, there's some big news today. yesterday, two old men hung out. i'm talking about the meeting in san francisco between president joe biden and chinese presidnt xi jinping. the closed meeting was four hours long, and we don't know what words came...
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stephen!w, i don't know if you remember but as i mentioned on the show yesterday, i recently had the chance to work with the uso, the nonprofit charity organization that helps support service members and their families. earlier this year i told him i wanted to help out, so they sent me to thule air base, which is located at the northern end of greenland, 750 miles above the arctic circle because apparently they thought i'd be most helpful as far away from humanity as possible. turns out it's just absolutely fascinating up there. it is now under the command of the newest branch of the military, the u.s. space force, and i wanted to learn about their mission at the top of the world, so i headed north to meet with chief master sergeant roger a. towberman buried turning now on the multipart adventure we are calling >> "the late show" presents... red, white, and greenland. stephen colbert is lost... in... space force! >> stephen: i traveled far above the arctic circle to tule greenland. as a voyage
stephen!w, i don't know if you remember but as i mentioned on the show yesterday, i recently had the chance to work with the uso, the nonprofit charity organization that helps support service members and their families. earlier this year i told him i wanted to help out, so they sent me to thule air base, which is located at the northern end of greenland, 750 miles above the arctic circle because apparently they thought i'd be most helpful as far away from humanity as possible. turns out it's...
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. >> stephen: oh.se] that is so nice. >> your first day back. >> stephen: that is so kind of you, but monday was my first day back. >> i was busy monday so thursday works better for me. >> stephen: in that case, thank you for being here for my first show back. >> you are so welcome. and how are you feeling? >> stephen: feeling really good. the doctor says i just need to avoid any strings exercise or giant surprises from global superstars. but other than that -- >> i'm so glad to hear that because you know i believe in self-care, you should take time to sit down and relax and maybe watc a movie. "the color purple," open christmas day, events, sales are available now at a theater near you. >> stephen: i'm definitely going to see it but you are definitely here to promote "the color purple," just for the record. >> no, because "the color purple" promotes itself. [cheers and applause] because it's a bold new take on a beloved classic, you know that, which is why i brought you a get well present. >> stephen:
. >> stephen: oh.se] that is so nice. >> your first day back. >> stephen: that is so kind of you, but monday was my first day back. >> i was busy monday so thursday works better for me. >> stephen: in that case, thank you for being here for my first show back. >> you are so welcome. and how are you feeling? >> stephen: feeling really good. the doctor says i just need to avoid any strings exercise or giant surprises from global superstars. but other than...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] it was a really big day for one of my fellow comedians -- ukrainian president and dance instructor telling you that salsa has to come from within, volodymyr zelenskyy. zelenskyy was in washington today visiting joe biden, hoping to secure more military aid for his country's fight against vladimir putin. now senate republicans have been holding up some of that aid to get some border wall bucks, but zelenskyy warned that they're playing right into russia's hands, telling a group of generals, "if there's anyone inspired by unresolved issues on capitol hill, it is just putin and his sick clique." by the way, "putin and his sick clique," also one of russia's most popular rap groups. yes. "oh, my name is vlad and i'm here to say you fall out of window in an easy way." wee-kee-wee. spelled with a v. but he goes "wee." oh, speaking of putin fans, donald trump. trump is facing 91 felony charges, but his lawyers claim now that trump has complete immunity from criminal prosecution for any
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] it was a really big day for one of my fellow comedians -- ukrainian president and dance instructor telling you that salsa has to come from within, volodymyr zelenskyy. zelenskyy was in washington today visiting joe biden, hoping to secure more military aid for his country's fight against vladimir putin. now senate republicans have been holding up some of that aid to get some border wall bucks, but zelenskyy warned that they're playing right into russia's...
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[crowd chanting "stephen"] >> stephen: this is nice. welcome to "the late show."ost, stephen colbert. it's shortest day of the year, happy winter solstice! unless you've got seasonal affective disorder, in which case, hang in there! tomorrow is gonna be three seconds longer. for my pagan viewers, happy saturnalia. one popular solstice tradition is to dance around a bonfire. but i already did my drunken fire dance two nights ago when colorado kicked trump off the ballot. >> narrator:[cheers and applaus] ♪ ♪ fun fact -- the christmas yule log may have originated from these bonfires, celebrating what they called, the feast of juul. of course, druids celebrated juul at their holiest site, vape-henge. speaking of vaping, colorado. the nation is still processing their supreme court's ruling and americans seem to like the strange taste of consequences. according to a new poll, 54% of americans approve of colorado kicking trump off the ballot, including a shocking 24% of republicans. but maga conservatives are officially angry about it, and some of them are seeking vengea
[crowd chanting "stephen"] >> stephen: this is nice. welcome to "the late show."ost, stephen colbert. it's shortest day of the year, happy winter solstice! unless you've got seasonal affective disorder, in which case, hang in there! tomorrow is gonna be three seconds longer. for my pagan viewers, happy saturnalia. one popular solstice tradition is to dance around a bonfire. but i already did my drunken fire dance two nights ago when colorado kicked trump off the...
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stephen scharf is not guilty.first wife, >>> stephen scharf is not guilty. >> 18 years after the death of his first wife, more than a decade after the investigation for stole, stephen scharf was being called a killer. but his defense attorney argued that there was no new evidence in this case. no new eyewitnesses, only new opinions. >> talking about the same old facts and circumstances. >> he said the state was hoping to win a murder conviction by painting his client as a terrible husband. that it couldn't prove that he was a killer in 1992, and it couldn't prove it today. >> my client, stephen scharf has been wrongfully charged with her death. >> and one reason the prosecutor could not prove murder had to do with sloppy police work, suggesting you have been like keystone comps on the palisades that fatal night. >> you never photographed the body before you moved it, did you? >> no sir. >> why didn't they take photographs? they destroyed the crime scene area. >> they did not even bother to question potential eyewi
stephen scharf is not guilty.first wife, >>> stephen scharf is not guilty. >> 18 years after the death of his first wife, more than a decade after the investigation for stole, stephen scharf was being called a killer. but his defense attorney argued that there was no new evidence in this case. no new eyewitnesses, only new opinions. >> talking about the same old facts and circumstances. >> he said the state was hoping to win a murder conviction by painting his client...
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>> stephen: i don't know.en two pieces of bread? >> jake: ? it's a question. sandwich. >> stephen: i would say openface is a sand-wha. what's the scariest animal? >> jake: stephen colbert. no. scariest animal as a spider. that's not an animal. >> stephen: it is. it's a type of animal. >> jake: okay, yeah. have you pulled back -- you know me a little better? >> stephen: i know we have a lot in common. i do not like this later. it's the way they move. i do not like it. this thing. >> jake: yeah. >> stephen: it's not good. >> jake: someone once did this thing, they made a sound. [squeaking] you know that sound question like that's the sound of a spider. >> stephen: that's not what spider sound like. >> jake: yes, it is. >> stephen: spiders don't make any sounds. >> jake: that's not true. when the jump. [squeaking] is there a microphone somewhere? >> stephen: can we have research find out whether spiders make sound? >> jake: scary sound. >> stephen: thank you. apples or oranges? >> jake: apples. >> stephen: thank
>> stephen: i don't know.en two pieces of bread? >> jake: ? it's a question. sandwich. >> stephen: i would say openface is a sand-wha. what's the scariest animal? >> jake: stephen colbert. no. scariest animal as a spider. that's not an animal. >> stephen: it is. it's a type of animal. >> jake: okay, yeah. have you pulled back -- you know me a little better? >> stephen: i know we have a lot in common. i do not like this later. it's the way they move. i...
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i will give stephen a piece. >> stephen: a piece? thank you, barbra streisand! be sure to pick up "my name is barbra" available now. it's fantastic, specially smothered with sweet and saucy. when we come back, she gives us a final peek into her legendary basement shops. stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: welcome back! folks, not only did ms. streisand sit down with me. we also stood up and walked. jim? after our interview, barbra streisand was generous enough to show me the rest of her malibu home, including her legendary basement. few people have the chance to see the replica shopping mall she has built to display her vast antique collection. these are the famed shops underneath your house. >> barbra: yes, sir. >> stephen: people call it a mall. it's not really involved. >> barbra: it's a really tiny mall if you want to say. >> stephen: is there a hot topic down here? what is this? >> barbra: bee's doll shop. >> stephen: did you think about calling it hello dolly? >> barbra: i did not. >> barbra: do you want to see these automatons?
i will give stephen a piece. >> stephen: a piece? thank you, barbra streisand! be sure to pick up "my name is barbra" available now. it's fantastic, specially smothered with sweet and saucy. when we come back, she gives us a final peek into her legendary basement shops. stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: welcome back! folks, not only did ms. streisand sit down with me. we also stood up and walked. jim? after our interview, barbra streisand was generous enough to...
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. >> stephen: sure.l but relentless opponents. they only get more energy as they get older. you get less. >> secretary buttigieg: and they are getting smarter. they have figured out how to defeat the baby gate. they have figured out how to lock th door to the bathroom which is an unfortunate development during bath time when they locked us out. we figured it out. but before, i was confident i was smarter than them. now each passing day. >> stephen: you bang on the door and go "let me in! i am a rhodes scholar!" >> secretary buttigieg: they don't seem to care. >> stephen: speaking of 2-year-olds, coming up on the second anniversary of biden's historic infrastructure bill. $1.2 trillion bill. [cheering] how much of that $1.2 trillion is left to spend? and how much of it is being spent on signs like this? where it says "project funded by president joe biden's bipartisan infrastructure bill"? i'm a big believer in these kind of signs. if the government is going to spend a lot of money, we get to know where i
. >> stephen: sure.l but relentless opponents. they only get more energy as they get older. you get less. >> secretary buttigieg: and they are getting smarter. they have figured out how to defeat the baby gate. they have figured out how to lock th door to the bathroom which is an unfortunate development during bath time when they locked us out. we figured it out. but before, i was confident i was smarter than them. now each passing day. >> stephen: you bang on the door and go...
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[cheers and applause] [audience chanting] >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen!n! stephen! >> stephen: thank you for watching, sir. but i'm not surprised. i mean, he's a 77-year-old white guy. of course he's watching cbs. but i do have a question. "low rated creeps of late night?" how did he find out our original podcast title? he wasn't done. 45 minutes later, after he had digested his bed nuggets, he posted, "remember when i told you that the poorly rated and not at all funny late night talk shows are nothing less than a major campaign contribution to the radical left democrat party," adding, "watch what is going on. so interesting!" i know you meant that as an insult, but that really sounds like the kind of rave review you wanna slap on a times square billboard! [applause] so today, we did that. "the late show with stephen colbert: watch what is going on. so interesting! - donald j. trump." sir, thank you for the endorsement. i hope you get a chance to check out the billboard on the way to your next court appearance or bubba gump shrimp appearance. we got a gr
[cheers and applause] [audience chanting] >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen!n! stephen! >> stephen: thank you for watching, sir. but i'm not surprised. i mean, he's a 77-year-old white guy. of course he's watching cbs. but i do have a question. "low rated creeps of late night?" how did he find out our original podcast title? he wasn't done. 45 minutes later, after he had digested his bed nuggets, he posted, "remember when i told you that the...
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thank god for stephen colbert. >> stephen: thank god for jon batiste. sincerely. since you left, over a year ago. tell the people out there about what's been going on with you over the past year and change. >> jon: yeah, so much as happened. a lot of the highlights people have seen. behind close doors, you know, life has been a journey as well. my wife and i have gone through some tough times. wwe are on the other side of it. >> stephen: there is your beautiful wife. >> jon: yes. >> stephen: the highs and the lows are captured in a beautiful documentary called "american symphony" which is on netflix right now. how does it feel after being -- you, your life, your journey to create the american -- the orchestral competition that became your life with suleika and her journey. that love. emotionally. >> jon: i didn't know the whole world was going to watch this. >> stephen: what'd you think, it was a home movie? >> jon: that's when i thought, literally. when we started filming it there was no netflix. it was just my friend matt who is the director and our family and i
thank god for stephen colbert. >> stephen: thank god for jon batiste. sincerely. since you left, over a year ago. tell the people out there about what's been going on with you over the past year and change. >> jon: yeah, so much as happened. a lot of the highlights people have seen. behind close doors, you know, life has been a journey as well. my wife and i have gone through some tough times. wwe are on the other side of it. >> stephen: there is your beautiful wife. >>...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.as the house of representatives' last day of work for the year. you know what? they deserve a break. in the last 12 months, they accomplished so not. one thing they did manage to do this year is fire the speaker of the house for the first time in u.s. history. and today, that man, kevin mccarthy gave his stirring farewell address. >> do not be fearful if you believe your philosophy brings people more freedom. do not be fearful that you could lose your job over it. do it anyways. i would do it all again. >> stephen: "but no one will let me." they don't want me here. [laughter] yesterday, house republicans did approve a bidenimpeachment inquiry despite no evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors. that's not generally how the law works. "license and registration. sir, do you know why i pulled you over? yeah, me neither. but tell you what, i hear your son likes to party. any way could we say he was driving this car?" as you were. before the vote, maryland congressman jamie raskin explained
i'm your host, stephen colbert.as the house of representatives' last day of work for the year. you know what? they deserve a break. in the last 12 months, they accomplished so not. one thing they did manage to do this year is fire the speaker of the house for the first time in u.s. history. and today, that man, kevin mccarthy gave his stirring farewell address. >> do not be fearful if you believe your philosophy brings people more freedom. do not be fearful that you could lose your job...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. fourth day of the conflict between israel and hamas in the news is heartbreaking and horrific. if you read that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else thanks to elon musk getting rid of the verification system, misinformation has been spreading on twitter, including claims that benjamin netanyahu has been hospitalized, video game footage has been passed off as an attack and christiana rinaldo holding the palestinian flag. i'm pretty sure every picture of cristiano rinaldo is a fake. nobody has those abs. what is this line about? i don't have those. i have looked. here at home, we have no speaker of the house and republican don't think closer to finding one. or roughly 150 g.o.p. lawmakers met in a therapy session, a member called it. i would hate to be a therapist for the house republicans. normally i don't say this but you are all responsible for your parents divorce. all of you, the way you were as a child is why they were not happy. so far, there are two declared c
i am your host, stephen colbert. fourth day of the conflict between israel and hamas in the news is heartbreaking and horrific. if you read that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else thanks to elon musk getting rid of the verification system, misinformation has been spreading on twitter, including claims that benjamin netanyahu has been hospitalized, video game footage has been passed off as an attack and christiana rinaldo holding the palestinian flag. i'm pretty sure every...
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sullivan theater in new york city, it is stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: happyay. thank you. thank you. please. have a seat. thank you very much. welcome one and all. i am your host, stephen colbert. you can feel it in the air. five days until christmas, but santa came early. they ruled donald trump is disqualified and holding office. you go, colorado. you can make good decisions when you are high. i got the munchies for justice. can you imagine how mad donald trump must have been when he heard that news? oh, to have been a ketchup stain on his wall. the reason the court kicked trump off the ballot is the 14th amendment's so called insurrection clause, which states that no one can hold an office of the united states if they "have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof." the insurrection in this case is january 6th and "aid and comfort to our enemies" is his side hustle. the insurrection clause dates from just i'm sorry, i meant the first civil war. it was designed to keep former confederate leaders ou
sullivan theater in new york city, it is stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: happyay. thank you. thank you. please. have a seat. thank you very much. welcome one and all. i am your host, stephen colbert. you can feel it in the air. five days until christmas, but santa came early. they ruled donald trump is disqualified and holding office. you go, colorado. you can make good decisions when you are high. i got the munchies for justice. can you imagine how mad donald...
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>> stephen: yeah. the front row. i have flown with the thunderbirds. i have gone down an alpine toboggan with a world championship bobsled team. nothing is as terrifying as trying to sing "sorry-grateful" for the first time and none of the songs are easy. none of them are easy. the word [bleep] my pants gets thrown around all too loosely. many things were loose that day. "merrily we roll along" is playing at the hudson theatre through march 24th. daniel radcliffe, jonathan groff, and lindsay mendez. thank you so much for being here you guys. we'll be right back with a performance by arlo parks. look mom, i found one. oh, yeah, you did. but we need an atm from our bank unless you want to spend a small fortune in fees. uh, no, thank you. banking with us means more fee-free atms than the two largest us banks combined. well, that would be convenient but there is no b-m-o here. ah, you can just call us bee-mo, and there is now. you know what else is convenient? mobile banking that makes it easy to track you
>> stephen: yeah. the front row. i have flown with the thunderbirds. i have gone down an alpine toboggan with a world championship bobsled team. nothing is as terrifying as trying to sing "sorry-grateful" for the first time and none of the songs are easy. none of them are easy. the word [bleep] my pants gets thrown around all too loosely. many things were loose that day. "merrily we roll along" is playing at the hudson theatre through march 24th. daniel radcliffe,...
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stephen rios himself. >> he just shows up, says, i need to talk to you guys. >> stephen said he'd heardlved, so he'd come to clear things up. said he'd once arrested jesse, but that's all there was to it. >> when i confronted him that there was a relationship, he said, what, sex? and i said, yeah. and he denied it. >> you already knew that was a lie. >> yes, i did. i confronted him with that lie. he breaks down, kind of cries, says, yeah, but only once. >> and you knew that was a lie? >> and the problems that i was having at that point, personally, was, okay, is he upset and crying because we've just outed him as having a homosexual relationship, and he's married and got a child? or is he lying because he did this? >> stephen told the detective he had plenty of witnesses who could prove he wasn't anywhere near jesse the night he was murdered. where was he? he clocked in at 6 p.m. that evening. it was a busy shift. he made a traffic stop. that's him on the dash cam video. then helped out on a shooting investigation across town. said he finished a little after 3 a.m. and joined some other
stephen rios himself. >> he just shows up, says, i need to talk to you guys. >> stephen said he'd heardlved, so he'd come to clear things up. said he'd once arrested jesse, but that's all there was to it. >> when i confronted him that there was a relationship, he said, what, sex? and i said, yeah. and he denied it. >> you already knew that was a lie. >> yes, i did. i confronted him with that lie. he breaks down, kind of cries, says, yeah, but only once. >>...
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i am your host, stephen colbert... now... [cheering] although for a little while there, i almost wasn't. i will regale you with the heartwarming tale of my exploding appendix, but i'll do that a little later in the show. i know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile. but unfortunately, donald trump is in the news. [cheers and applause] recently, people have been warning about trump being a "wannabe dictator" 'cause... he wannabe. his re-election campaign has been all about retribution. and last week, sean hannity asked him point-blank if he one convincing case that trump plans to be a dictator comes from a recent washington post op-ed by editor-at-large and warm, rising bread dough, robert kagan. he warned that america is headed the way of the roman republic, writing, "indicting trump for trying to overthrow the government will prove akin to indicting caesar for crossing the rubicon, and just as effective." yes, trump is just like caesar, except history will never associate hi
i am your host, stephen colbert... now... [cheering] although for a little while there, i almost wasn't. i will regale you with the heartwarming tale of my exploding appendix, but i'll do that a little later in the show. i know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile. but unfortunately, donald trump is in the news. [cheers and applause] recently, people have been warning about trump being a "wannabe dictator" 'cause... he wannabe. his...
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stephen seiser. steven is a longstanding human. rights campaigner and an outspoken supporter of the palestinian people. he's been targeted by the israel lobby who've weised vicious and vicuperative campaign against him over many years. but in spite of the slings and arrows, stephen continues to speak out for justice for palestine. he's a member of various pro-palestinian groups and the founder and director of the peacemaker trust. he's also written several books including in the footsteps of jesus and the apostles, christian zionism, road map to armageddon and zion's christians. soldiers, welcome to the show. stephen, start with you, what's your views on jesus's politics and well, jesus laid out his manifesto if you like, in his very first sermon. quotes the prophet isaiah, um, and he says, the spirit of the lord is upon me, he's appointed me to bring good news to the poor, recovery of sights of the blind, to set the oppressed free and announce the year of the lord's favor. he's talking about jubilee
stephen seiser. steven is a longstanding human. rights campaigner and an outspoken supporter of the palestinian people. he's been targeted by the israel lobby who've weised vicious and vicuperative campaign against him over many years. but in spite of the slings and arrows, stephen continues to speak out for justice for palestine. he's a member of various pro-palestinian groups and the founder and director of the peacemaker trust. he's also written several books including in the footsteps of...
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i am y your host, , stephen coc.n the results from around the country. >> they are calling the state of ohio for donald trump. [ boosos ] >> he was winning all the counties that mattered. he was winning the electoral college. >> trump won florida. >> what [ muted ] is happening? >> that moment for me is when "the daily show with trevor noah" started. >> you can be objective, you can be sad. i will say this. don't let it turn into fear, because that is the thing that donald trump has used to get h s side to do something that they never should have done. >> we did 14 live shows or something before we ever did the live election night show. so we were r ready for that nig in every way, other than what happened. >> andnd s so whenen chris lich breaks this news to stephen that trump has won, chris tells him, just be yourself. >> so how did your politics get so poisonous? i think it's b because we ovoverdosed, e especially y thi. we drarank too mucuch of the p . >> and whahat stephen n did wast late n night hoststs have bec
i am y your host, , stephen coc.n the results from around the country. >> they are calling the state of ohio for donald trump. [ boosos ] >> he was winning all the counties that mattered. he was winning the electoral college. >> trump won florida. >> what [ muted ] is happening? >> that moment for me is when "the daily show with trevor noah" started. >> you can be objective, you can be sad. i will say this. don't let it turn into fear, because that...
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yes. >> stephen humbug . >> stephen humbug. >> stephen humbug. >> another wrong answer. >> another wrongcheated to >> exactly. yes. i cheated to another wrong answer. >> so . >> so. >> so. five, >> so. five, five >> so. five, five to >> so. five, five to you, claire. >> and a paltry pathetic three to stephen. and he's played this game numerous times . he's still game numerous times. he's still not got the gist of it. claire, do you want to go back on? >> i'm a slow learner. i do want to go back the 20 mile an to go back on the 20 mile an hour because i'm baroness box of buckley. >> buckley's north wales, and buckley. >:wasckley's north wales, and buckley. >:was the y's north wales, and buckley. >:was the town north wales, and buckley. >:was the town in)rth wales, and buckley. >:was the town in whichales, and buckley. >:was the town in which they and it was the town in which they piloted the mile an hour piloted the 20 mile an hour thing . and what have you done to thing. and what have you done to annoy yeah, exactly. annoy them? yeah, exactly. >> drayford? >> what does mark drayford? >>
yes. >> stephen humbug . >> stephen humbug. >> stephen humbug. >> another wrong answer. >> another wrongcheated to >> exactly. yes. i cheated to another wrong answer. >> so . >> so. >> so. five, >> so. five, five >> so. five, five to >> so. five, five to you, claire. >> and a paltry pathetic three to stephen. and he's played this game numerous times . he's still game numerous times. he's still not got the gist of it....
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yes. >> stephen humbug . >> stephen humbug. >> stephen humbug. >> another wrong answer. >> another wrongs. i cheated to >> exactly. yes. i cheated to another wrong answer. >> so . >> so. >> so. five, >> so. five, five >> so. five, five to >> so. five, five to you, claire. >> and a paltry pathetic three to stephen. and he's played this game numerous times . he's still game numerous times. he's still not got the gist of it. claire, do you want to go back on? >> i'm a slow learner. i do want to go back the 20 mile an to go back on the 20 mile an hour because i'm baroness box of buckley. >> buckley's north wales, and buckley. >:wasckley's north wales, and buckley. >:was the y's north wales, and buckley. >:was the town north wales, and buckley. >:was the town in)rth wales, and buckley. >:was the town in whichales, and buckley. >:was the town in which they and it was the town in which they piloted the mile an hour piloted the 20 mile an hour thing . and what have you done to thing. and what have you done to annoy yeah, exactly. annoy them? yeah, exactly. >> drayford? >> what does mark drayford
yes. >> stephen humbug . >> stephen humbug. >> stephen humbug. >> another wrong answer. >> another wrongs. i cheated to >> exactly. yes. i cheated to another wrong answer. >> so . >> so. >> so. five, >> so. five, five >> so. five, five to >> so. five, five to you, claire. >> and a paltry pathetic three to stephen. and he's played this game numerous times . he's still game numerous times. he's still not got the gist of...
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he equalled stephen, but without a doubt i think stephen would _ but without a doubt i think stephenr cue up, and what he has done it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the _ it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the end — it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the end of that match at 48 years of age. _ at the end of that match at 48 years of age. i_ at the end of that match at 48 years of age, i was with steve hunter in the commentary box, though he finished. — the commentary box, though he finished, dingjunhui could not the commentary box, though he finished, ding junhui could not do anything — finished, ding junhui could not do anything about it. it was awesome. ronnie _ anything about it. it was awesome. ronnie said — anything about it. it was awesome. ronnie said he could see himself play another ten years. is that realistic and what more could we expect from him? he realistic and what more could we expect from him?— realistic and what more could we expect from him? he runs a lot, he looks after— expect from him? he runs a lot, he looks after his _ expect from him? he runs a
he equalled stephen, but without a doubt i think stephen would _ but without a doubt i think stephenr cue up, and what he has done it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the _ it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the end — it isjust unbelievable. he produced at the end of that match at 48 years of age. _ at the end of that match at 48 years of age. i_ at the end of that match at 48 years of age, i was with steve hunter in the commentary box, though he finished. — the commentary box,...
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stephen seiser. steven is a longstanding human rights campaigner and an outspoken supporter of the palestinian people. he's been targeted by the israel lobby who've waged vicious and viituperative campaign against him over many years. but in spite of the slings and arrows, steven continues to speak out for justice. palestine, he's a member of various pro-palestinian groups and the founder and director of the peacemaker trust. he's also written several books including in the footsteps of jesus and the apostles, christian zionism, road map to armageddon and zion's christian soldiers. welcome to the show. stephen, start with you, what's your views on jesus's politics then? well, jesus laid out his manifesto if you like, in his very first sermon, he quotes the prophet. isaiah, um, and he says, the spirit of the lord is upon me, he's appointed me to bring good news to the poor, recovery of sight to the blind, to set the oppressed free and announce the year of the lord's favor. he's talking about jubilee,
stephen seiser. steven is a longstanding human rights campaigner and an outspoken supporter of the palestinian people. he's been targeted by the israel lobby who've waged vicious and viituperative campaign against him over many years. but in spite of the slings and arrows, steven continues to speak out for justice. palestine, he's a member of various pro-palestinian groups and the founder and director of the peacemaker trust. he's also written several books including in the footsteps of jesus...
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stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't know. he stephen aldridge, is he hmt?hmt? i don't know. he was on _ stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't know. he was on top _ stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't know. he was on top of— stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't know. he was on top of the - stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't know. he was on top of the memo i stephen aldridge, is he hmt? i don't l know. he was on top of the memo that you had before. i recollect working with him in a previous role in a different department, and i don't remember working with him at the treasury, so i can't tell you definitively. in treasury, so i can't tell you definitively.— treasury, so i can't tell you definitively. treasury, so i can't tell you definitivel . . , definitively. in any event, it was not raised _ definitively. in any event, it was not raised with _ definitively. in any event, it was not raised with you, _ definitively. in any event, it was - not raised with you, notwithstanding your concerns about sage? ila. not raised with you, notwithstanding your concerns a
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stephen?can attest it's difficult for an individual to make it anywhere through mid town right now. all right, antonia, thanks so much for that reporting. >>> time now for a little bit of time travel. we're gonna see how the rest of the world is ringing in the new year. nbc news correspondent megan fitzgerald joining us now from london. it's already 2024 in lots of different places. can you tell us about the other celebrations, the other festivities we are seeing overseas? >> reporter: yes, steven, absolutely right. several countries have already brought in the new year as the united states and london, still counting down until midnight. but, you know, things feel a bit different this year. i can tell you several law enforcement agencies across europe, they are on this heightened state of alert. counter intelligence experts are concerned, just as antonia as mentioned, that the israel-hamas war could reignite extremist attacks across europe and the west. there are concerns that there could be a
stephen?can attest it's difficult for an individual to make it anywhere through mid town right now. all right, antonia, thanks so much for that reporting. >>> time now for a little bit of time travel. we're gonna see how the rest of the world is ringing in the new year. nbc news correspondent megan fitzgerald joining us now from london. it's already 2024 in lots of different places. can you tell us about the other celebrations, the other festivities we are seeing overseas? >>...
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those who are around him, stephen miller, his spokesperson stephen chung, who is threatening people who call them out on this. i was told by his -- by stephen chung, his campaign spokesperson, that i would find miss existence, quote, crushed, for making comments that link his speech to adolf hitler and benito mussolini. so, they know what they're doing. trump is a very skilled propagandist, and he's teaching americans to desire au authoritarian relationship and all the racism and violence that comes with that. >> and if you have to deny it, i mean, that's the other aspect of this, too, i mean, a presidential candidate having to deny that he's readparroting ad hitler. but in the meantime, ruth, i wanted to ask you about this, because i thought this was a very interesting development since our conversation last wee weekend, "the des moines register" has a poll of iowa republicans, asking, does trump using the statement immigrants who enter the u.s. illegally are poisoning the blood of america, make you more likely to support him, 42% said yes, 28% said no, 29% said it didn't matter. 42% s
those who are around him, stephen miller, his spokesperson stephen chung, who is threatening people who call them out on this. i was told by his -- by stephen chung, his campaign spokesperson, that i would find miss existence, quote, crushed, for making comments that link his speech to adolf hitler and benito mussolini. so, they know what they're doing. trump is a very skilled propagandist, and he's teaching americans to desire au authoritarian relationship and all the racism and violence that...
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the former labour mp stephen pound. the former labour mp stephen pound .y balanced panel. as pound. a very balanced panel. as always , i want to hear from you. always, i want to hear from you. it's a crucial part of the programme. email me, mail at gbnews.com. but now it's what you're been waiting for. you're all been waiting for. your day. your favourite part of the day. the polly middlehurst the news from polly middlehurst that. the news from polly middlehurst that . to the news from polly middlehurst that. to kind. >> jacob, good evening to you . >> jacob, good evening to you. well, it's been busy in westminster tonight , but the westminster tonight, but the prime minister can now say he has secured victory with has secured a huge victory with mps backing his safety of rwanda bill with a majority of 44 votes. it was described as the toughest legislation to be introduced to parliament and seen as a critical test of rishi sunak's leadership posting on social media. the prime minister said the british people should decide who gets to come to this country,
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stephen did as well. and the two of them together are one of those elements of american and st john's church that are worth remembering. one of the little known facts about presidential inaugurations is that it's been the custom in modern times have a a church service, a worship service of some kind before the president takes the oath of office. a lot of people feel that that's been something that's of long tradition and it's not. it actually began franklin roosevelt on, march 4th, 1933, when he wished to have a worship service, take before he took the oath of office in the depths of the great depression. so he contacted, the church and he organized a special service with his former headmaster at groton school who participate with the church and coming up with a special. they had that at st john's that morning and he felt that that was the way to start. he wrote letters later on saying that he thought that he got his administrate in off to the right footing by having that service at st john's in march 193
stephen did as well. and the two of them together are one of those elements of american and st john's church that are worth remembering. one of the little known facts about presidential inaugurations is that it's been the custom in modern times have a a church service, a worship service of some kind before the president takes the oath of office. a lot of people feel that that's been something that's of long tradition and it's not. it actually began franklin roosevelt on, march 4th, 1933, when...