voldemort. that reminds me of the late, great shark from "jaws." very good friend of mine. i told jaws, "stop eating people, it's rude." but he didn't listen to me and look at what happened. he exploded. but he was a very good shark. he always walked around with a a theme. da-dah, da-dah, da-dah. very scary, that shark. but very nice guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very long speech. two hour speech. >> steve: two hours. >> jimmy: two hour speech. some more trump news. today, his former attorney, michael cohen, took the stand in the stormy daniels hush money trial. yep. trump hadn't been face to face with michael cohen since last year. melania heard and was like, "twinsies." [ laughter ] that's right. today, michael cohen testified at trump's trial, and you could -- the whole outcome could hinge on what he has to say. here's what happened this morning when the defense learned that cohen was appearing. trump's attorney said, "sir, your disgruntled ex-lawyer is testifying today." trump said, "you're gonna have to be more specific." [ laughter ] then he said, "it's the o