boo, wendy testaburger, boo. - look, everybody, i know we feel our hands are tied, but the fact is, we watch on television. and it is password protected with a security code that only a child would know. - tonight at 10:00, it's the tale of lust, seduction and murder on sexy betrayals. then at 7:00, some like their murder with a side of sexy biscuits on southern fried homicide. but now, get ready for lust, betrayal and murder on hot load case files - aah! - oh, yeah, three of the best shows in a row. - is the lube over there? - yeah, i got lube right here. - well, get over here, big guy. - yeah. [tv beeps] - what the--what the hell? yeah, hi, uh, we aren't getting our informative murder porn. no, no, none of our channels that have informative murder porn appear to be working. yeah, the screen just says, "how do you tame a horse in minecraft?" uh, yes, we do have children. a what? a parental lock? stan! stan! how do you take a horse in minecraft? - what? - what is minecraft and how do you tame a horse in it. - you guys don't need to be watching that stuff. - oh, come on, you can't block