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social theater here is nowhere to dance. can you all over the country? yes, there are no simple dances. that's just relaxing for retirement. well, no. here they are. yes, any at least under the accordion, so what amount should be careful. i said are you afraid? yes, you will not reach three everything is good 800 and you are on the eighties good 400 wow. this can be agreed. and what do you think, what will you share 350 he 50 means, dear friends 400.000. we have determined the fireproof amount and now the game begins for vladimir joseph. who wants be a millionaire. 500 rub. that the children are shouting in unison
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at the new year's holiday, and help without spartak champion tsnegurochka. yes zhirinovsky unfortunately , see the snow maiden. that's why such things, in the first place, are not necessary in unison. second, why scream? take the gift quietly. go to another apartment. there's also take a gift. go further. and what's in this new year's holiday, so to speak, help and what help great respect. help. i'm ready to help. let's see how it was 10 years ago. please help me and i will answer. here, look what you said years ago. in chorus , the children scream at the new year's holiday, put out the gifts to the studio, light, christmas tree, light up all the champagne once the new year is our christmas tree, light up brings the first 500 rubles. vladimir zhirinovsky. then it was simpler christmas tree, light up, of
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course, now we are talking about the snow maiden and 500 rubles. still yours at last. the second question is 1,000 rubles. what kind of birds are asking here? how many years do not rush, and the crow has a whole owl, yes, we answer vladimirovich at the woodpecker, but, in principle, rather, the woodpecker could answer. he could because he knocks. it makes a knocking noise. yes, it doesn't bother anyone. he interferes, and the cuckoo lays her testicles of various nasty things. she is a homeless woman, for what and what to insert understand? a raven, an owl, sleeps, does not interfere with grace to win this huge money of 1,000 rubles. we choose the cuckoo answer. 1.000 rub.
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already one and a half, i have one and a half, like you, it’s exactly what you call the actors, call it, that’s a smile, that’s a signature smile vladimir in general , the time of the game, this one is individuality. this inherent only in the individuality of the teeth. show yellow. look at my absolutely almost brown ones, it was specially at the dentist's today. it was you who prepared. if there is no reason, what will i do. should be more often once a week later, especially buried in personal hygiene. no, i just heard it and i think a million people. you know
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my relative. i say how you put toothpaste here. as the advertisement shows, but on the entire surface of the brush and squeezes out a drop of one little finger, the whole mouth in this foam? why can some kind of transmission of malyshev now? well, i feel sorry for the people. millions of people, every morning, they drive huge pieces. stop stop it is important that with this mouth, speak they agree, we speak the vertolma with the speech apparatus. we bite with our mouths, you know, we have a performance of jewish jokes here, there is not a wonderful joke there at the peaks. what do you think, what is the main thing in female beauty, he says the mouth, like a company, that in order for it to always be closed , all of the jewish jokes died. that is, you for
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everything for the whole world, uh, created discrimination for women. let them say it's not there. i announced to the whole world that in our theater the school of its mts has a very good performance. you don’t play there, you said, it’s a pity if a woman will be silent, yes, then it’s impossible to destroy a marriage when she speaks faster, lord, a man will get freedom. she fell silent. it's a pity. she was silent. not just squeeze out artists in this sense, the wife was deafly attentive and blind, you don’t understand. he talked all the time sitting in the kitchen, crying, something like that, and so you love. and what is she crying theater burned down. do you know why it burned down? remember we are with you. why please contributed to her many decorations burned down. immediately, our wonderful mayor gave money and in excellent condition, and they don’t
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give me an apartment for 55 years of rubbing, and you immediately don’t have iron meters. listen to the apartment zhirinovsky, there the apartment does not even answer anything. no, it cannot be that you still have not been given an apartment, 55 years old, 50 did not even call. maybe you don't need to collect a salary. i will punish everyone differently. uh, other apartments. yes, elsewhere. it's a hint, there we will find promised warmth, but we spoke warm. it means that he really was here a cipher story with a continuation today on the first, even if the damaged liver does not bother, it is better to take care of it in time, two active components. could help relieve inflammation and restore liver cells. see liver care with a vengeance. beneficial to the savings
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rikinghouse, which is not uncommonly asked to comply when inviting to the secular round of the church, yes, the code is the dress code. write the correct answer in russian. it's like i
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wrote clothes. tell me, do you really think everything is behind mayakovsky, that russianness is a galosh to call macrostuffs. yes. and if they would call it that, so that it would be bad, well, the child will understand macrosteps dress when wet, and galoshes. when he perceives he came home, alyosha came in one box. well, you don't know it in yours. it seems to me that the last hour was not poured at all. don't you think that we are all connected with each other, and today the world is not discrete. he let them take russian words. so they took. well, what are you cosmos russian satellite what cosmos russian eternal satellite is already called a satellite. this is the first day when zhirinovsky is ours. you know, this is our treasure in the world colony, we must protect it. but language fourth question 3.000 rub. well, 3,000 already, which can be seen in the picture of perov instead of the action
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that mytishchi remember at school. yes, of course, yes, a samovar picture is called a tea party in mytishchi , i remember at school, and they told us something that it was like that, mytishchi i didn’t even have time, please, samovar the original russian word is an airplane. the samovar itself flies a dump truck scooter, but it's great. yes, nothing that the samovar does not need to tell us these things. maybe they invented the boot there, because we didn’t score here with the boot. we didn't have a chimney and we kindled. how do you know 5,000 years ago you lived, so they have what they have they have
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evidence, if it was chinese and the name would be chinese it is. only my. don't know. here tea tea is a turkish name we did not invent. russian chaikhana is a house where they drink tea, please, all this is a samovar, so this is the answer yes, yes, drink tea in mytishchi near moscow and of course the answer is yes a samovar. fifth question 5.000 rub. which country does not belong to scandinavia , geography went, and norway used sweden, sedan? yes nothing, and what are you against geography 10 years ago you demanded more geographical questions dmitry can, we will agree to give more on the geography of the river and the city of the river of the city. let's talk about russia, the geography of the river, the village of ded moroz yolka first love
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, here you are, zhorite like this for 10 years. later we took into account your lessons, so this is the netherlands the netherlands - this is a few norway sweden denmark probably, finland this is scandinavia like this, yes, you would still agree, how can i with you, even if it's not true, i would still agree, because what he has no relation. well, the correct answer is 5.000, although there are buildings nearby. the range of your questions is getting larger, yes, but we'll figure out the distribution of the budget, we won't offend. i will come to his performance and give all the money to the audience, and he will be happy sixth question 10,000 rubles. that in the nineties of the
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last century it was fashionable to turn boiled kulature and finally silver. i think that the fabric, of course. yes, of course, you are not, komsomol members are your friends, what my friends were not. yes? were you members of the komsomol? well , there was nothing in the quality of the world the world before, when i worked soviet tenure in the komsomol. we
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talked about this for 28 years, he took 15 before that 14 took then increased 28 all the immortals of the homeless ended. i don't remember well. i'm so just in case, uh, i'd look at you in shorts. i can drum. yes further, i have preserved the drum city. come on, the bugle, did i finish it at home at the opening of the theater uphill and met at the moment the same disgusting ones as they appeared on any line. i can even. i even know how these signals are there, yes, yes sit down for me sat down. this phrase still can not forget the pioneers of the fight for the communist cause albert for the cause. what have you done before
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? what was remade younger than you, of course, but what but the completeness of the director. here you are mocking artists over everyone and never came up with it. this is me. well, to explode. stand up this theater will be fantastic advertising. zhirinovsky plucked sour cream at a modern school. and when i'm waiting for you at the theater, he begins to persuade. now don't wait. here you need to say such a phrase, it's just that they are all like that are they launching anything, when vladimir vladimirovich first appeared on stage, the audience did not believe it, they were convinced that this was an artist for some time, they became all of us almost ruined the performance on our phones , wonderful to the end. i agreed that i would come as a teacher. he gave the go-ahead, but did not come himself,
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and the second director decided to leave at the beginning of the second act. just me us what kind of dog was dostoevsky demons there is something like that. no, they tell a different story , he didn’t play in our theater as a greshkovite, overheard peeped not for this our favorite performance, everyone improvises there and how much plot is there? what happens in the restaurant and the restaurant came to zhirinovsky yes and began to play with everyone with everyone to suit every table? i say the audience at first did not understand, no one could answer anything. they broke everything, they just wrote the text, the author of the text is no organization, the right daughter, and in general, what the hell is it called in acting, pulling the blanket over yourself, yes, and vladimir in the middle, the scene sat down and the whole performance was already gone around him, of course, more represents anyway yes, the governor came out watched the guys woe from wit. yes, famusov's daughter
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sophia is marrying silence. and that it rejects chatsky smart intelligent good? why tea? i say, because he was getting married for silence, but he is an official, he is not a man, because he is a corrupt official. and he will provide her with a good life back and forth, the director's interpretation. but how else, he is chatsky, but it’s better that she chooses someone who has stability with money reliability where will she go? what money from whom was the money kept silent? no, she leaves her father, that's all, she doesn't leave him. i to you i say, meaning i'm getting married fell silent, then she was disappointed in the finale. she learned that molchalin went. excuse the maid in general,
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karenin has a husband, a lover, and rushes, what else does she need drams. this is our writer. it’s for sure to know, you never need to write this nonsense, but already women and men and lub what else, but didn’t love zhirinovsky tolstoy, is that normal? shakespeare damlyu to be or not to be? yeah, don't be leaving, goodbye, bum. will you not be not only saying this, 300 years have been learning everything 450 vysotsky died because he played this performance or not be the guitar to play no, the performance. he played it and started the play. and why sit quietly at home to sing tea, the refrigerator is full, who cares, right? yes, complete cold. i would live now if i were still alive, he would write about you now, he would join the liberal democratic party 100% ha-ha-ha. and you want to say that he is exactly the
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same as now, absolutely, who surrounds the state duma, that i silenced the dogs of the janitors would say that she was crying. he would be like that. take mumu turgenev to him, until now the children are hammering into their heads, so that the main character gerasim is a deaf-mute. the janitor is the main character, well, in this case, the second question is who mumu no one says mistress. this is with a monstrously mistress the protagonist. she gave gerasim a job; she doesn't want to hear this noise yapping. this is a dog, and the main character is a son, how you distorted the population. you said that you are busy in the house of the lost russian theater, all russian culture is gone, only modern sound, you correctly said that for me more words
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would collect books. it's all bullshit colonel and i'll rephrase today. and today i would rephrase to take all the theaters, yes, and close, but everything is fine, they will stay at home, they will sell tickets and watch how they come here, here. let's boiled, yes, boiled, so what is this fabric, fabric, of course, comrades, the fabric, by the way, was in marble was sand, boiled clothes made of denim or other cotton, so that they are boiled in boiling water, by the way, usually at home, when the receipt is uneven coloring is correct 10,000, and then another lord, isn’t it the country of this orion cutting the knees, you know this is such a
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tailor’s form appropriation of the years you have not lived. maybe you wiped these jeans? do you remember what it is like these years you just saw it, but guys, you would change something in these decades, change everything, let's go further the seventh question 15.000. which of these actors won in the movie james he come on sylvester stallone timothy dalton danil craig did not play jason so i think connery but no, dalton was not timati but craig was bon or our guests are pondering.
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let's see how it was 10 years ago. i already answered. i don't know who played. and you are just who to me i didn’t play, one out of four didn’t play, i definitely don’t like foreign cinema. i never watch credits. who is there who played it does not care at all. there is an option, let's, let's see what they all have smart gathered. about 80 percent practically follow your pasta what? what do you want to say? let's green green light. let's win it
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was 15.000 now what will he say? why choose the theater? 10 years ago this is the correct answer. i leave the theater for a couple of months. well done. children of culture well done science and science professor. that is, i felt. after all, i also suggested that i didn’t have my own, but i felt quite accurately. yes, some canteen. maybe this. this outstanding dramatic, of course, film artist studied according to
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russian, but according to russian technology he studied students of stanislavsky through whom he played some things, and he had already died. like here, too, the letters are something like this. here is a famous singer, such a very popular brain gas, executioner, all series. tomorrow on the first of sberbank is the ability to pay for purchases on and in applications with any sberbank card. pay for purchases in internet without entering card data, fast and secure payment takes place through the sberbank application online data will remain securely protected. continue to pay for your purchases online, convenient and safe this spring. grow your universe along with a ribbon of semi-seeds for shopping and on the country's rustic sunflower. probiotics pribiotics complement and enhance each
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