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repeatedly leader of the rock festival of charts, the legendary band. i lost my composure again. i would like to meet myself 20 years ago. to understand who he is, to understand why his river never had a bottom, to understand why he did not drop cashes, even if his back is in front of him,

and we no longer count the snakes. who did not have time, he was late, let's go catch up, quickly quickly. but no one got better. but i do remember him the river never had one and i remember exactly, even if there is a wall in front of it, but i went through a hundred open doors. i caught everything in a closed door. i would like to know where he is now.

an amazing group was about 15 years ago, wow, now fate turned out to be here, don’t say, but i want to never have and i remember exactly, even if in front of him. yes, i ask the tree wears now. i would like to know where he wears now i would like to know where you wear it. i would like to know where it

is for you. what how? was in ostankino musical edition they said your group was popular for a long time, that's when we showed you quite often. and now excuse me, they don’t remember you on lyokha, read a funny anecdote to me now, apparently, until my death in this damn underground passage. another year or two and that's

it. yes? don't make noise and maybe someday they will call us and show us, maybe they will show us, but maybe they won't show us. well, what is it, what else will be in life, what will be in life, in addition to all this? damn it. how did i get it all figured out. all sorry brother. we work we work. and what kind of holiday do we have with people konstantinovna

birthday? i didn't know, congratulations, unfortunately, i can't stay. i have excursions once again , congratulations. now tell me what you did there ? oh how beautiful everything is so free. tomorrow we 'll talk, lidia konstantinovna, congratulations. seryozha it's too early. i didn't have lunch. i fought with the seventh in us. hello. hello. i'm talking about work. yes i know you need an interpreter. english

french in perfection no, unfortunately, no, it can't be already taken. after all, it was yesterday. so understandable. dear friends welcomes you. look, you can do without your soloist for a while. and what happened? now i'm taking

famous russian artists around america for creative meetings, all sorts of different things. i want to ride our friend. i understand and immediately say, you can’t pull all of you. roads, hotels, moving is expensive, take, it won’t pay off, especially since i’m sorry, but he’ll go to him, he’s a star, although you think the former will go. i especially learned boston philadelphia new york, the east coast of our emigrants remember you, in short, let go, brothers. let america ride, after all, money, earn money, peace, look, it's good. now everything must be done quickly. who did not have time, he was late, so, in a maximum of two days, you should have all the documents ready, passport, photo, marriage certificate. here is the list. in the meantime, i'm going to the

american consulate. i'm now a citizen of the united states of america, a marriage certificate is a must. why, well, i've been divorced for 3 years already. you will have visa problems. in general , nothing holds an account anywhere. listen dear get married whoever you want. so that in two weeks you have a stamp in your passport, otherwise i won’t undertake this business. mishka can fuck this america well, well, that i

will go and that i will earn a penny, don't say a penny. yes, i didn't quite figure it out. never mind no, this is the flight number, and that means, if we have a concert with you in a day, what kind of idiocy is it necessary to be married to him. what is more important is the person or there in the passport. check mark, we are called the center for the training of business referents and managers so beautiful, yes, do not forget to write, that we belong to the ministry of finance, we have state licenses. we do advertising. a year later, 12

young beautiful women come to the largest oil company, and where is full of men and the president is a man, do you understand? so the president has a wife who is in charge of all this, you understand, and it’s one thing if she understands that her hubby has started some kind of romance to marry a secretary and completely different. if a girl doesn't want to be free, mr. president is to be hung up, you understand? hello how do you see your husband. can throw residents can it's harder, or maybe a girl, maybe she likes to say you're like that. and what exactly did they demand that she was definitely not married? well, such a wish is verbal, well, you know , they pay money for the frame and i am obliged to fulfill their requirements. no, no, oh, girls, it's all over. we'll finish everything la-la, everything lala come here.

come here, come in, the acceptance of documents is over. and here i save a place for you under the old friendship, i say, appreciate lal. are you going to work in english all your life at school? do you know him? brilliant understand. you are a fool, either you will continue to rot in school, or in a year you will be a secretary of the highest class in a prestigious company with a real salary. in general, i take you on the list, and study at their expense. what about you in a year? another life, but what will be in the passport, kindly? okay, natasha, i understand everything. i 'll try, thank you. well, what are you silent? it's already been two hours that i've been fighting over you. well, lucy. and you need a heroic deed. go to the registry office

yes, i agree. i'm leaving for america in two i'll be back in half a month, and we'll get divorced. if you want, well, well, why are you silent? well, say something. well, okay, i'll tell you, okay? you and i what is called have been dating for 2 years, and i feel very good with you. i enjoy being with you. i love you did not even make it clear that i would like, yes, why do you think? go yes because . what kind of husband are you, support, breadwinner, father of future children. it's not about you, dear, ilyusha switch on your brains. i'm asking for basic things. what didn't you understand? yes, i got it, i got it a long time ago. i need to search a real life partner to inhale not to breathe. i'm 30 years old and it's time to not give birth. so not from you, dear,

who's stopping you? i'm stopping you from looking for that close the door reloading. if i find this very support, this real person will offer me a hand and a heart, and it turns out that i am married. go, then tell. forgive the machinations, explain no, thank you. a normal job a normal salary you and i would like an ensemble for a recording and anyway, i don't want an ensemble and i don't want to be on a recording, because that's what begging is all about. i'm not talking about transition. i am i play my favorite music. and i don't need america for days. i just need money to make a clip,

to insert it into the box, to screw it up , you have to pay money for everything. mishka offers a piece every other day a concert for 2 months 30 pieces and plus audio mow plus cds, i need money or do you think i'm gone. i won't get up. no, i'll get up. i just need money for this and food to america. lucy needs to understand this. well, yes, i understand. and for this i have to run with you to the registry office and wait. when one day uncle alex takes off, finally stand the currency field and watch our ideals take off, or just crackle with wings, where is the airfield, where and where are you the main wings, of course. all right, all right, all right. come in the evening.

right on the big break. well, let's try. so we've been dating for over a year now. friends, what is it called? however, the idea of ​​marrying me . for some reason you didn't. and now bring back about two hours ago it arose, and before that it did not arise. and why don't you love me and by and large you don't give a damn about me after a year passionate love, you really did not ask who i am cyril businessman? what is he doing? what's the difference is not a bandit, thank god, and what kind of

person is he? what he thinks, what's in his heart, but it doesn't matter at all. come on, this is all nonsense, please, let's go and sign. i do not mind. do not be angry, you call in the evening, we'll go somewhere, by the way, in the newspaper today i read a nightclub, an old tram of an amazing group plays an uncle heard this. a good group heard something , guys were brilliant, well, about 15 years ago, then true, they disappeared somewhere, it turns out, here they are grazing in this old tram. call in the evening. bye. i 'm telling you, lyuska refused or maybe

someone else? i don't know, i don't know either. she said she was offended and right. natasha well, what do i need to look for in the street, or what? yes, what's the difference, perhaps. natasha don't be angry. i'll think of something. well, i need it for me, not for you. bye. i buy.

he does not need to wait for her at the entrance of the gift. but he does not leave and waits. she doesn't take. all the words have been said a thousand times. where am i with her? and just something at the very bottom of her eyes, says to him he will be with her we will be together. of course we will be together. i know we will be together. the museum should

be an example. and what example can a child take from a primitive man. no neanderthal. is this a positive example? you see, there is an impudent face with a cudgel, and then we are surprised at the children we will bring to school. are you resting? all right, let's go. and you can move left and right. i do not care. believe everything that happens to us tomorrow. it's a foregone conclusion and we'll be together. of course we

will be together. i know we will be together. we are in the boat from one ship. stop, dear friends, the legendary group uncle alik is saying goodbye to you guys, we are late. hello

so, you travel, i am uncle alex when we started playing, the names of the ensemble were fashionable funny guys blue guitars gems flowers and i didn’t like any of them. why are you my little daughter? katyushka she didn't call me papa? and uncle alik nu and lyoshka immediately liked it, and mishka, the administrator, shouted ingenious brilliantly well, they called him uncle here. you where i am in the subway. what is your name? so no. lyalya is elena elena you are in vain laugh a chance meeting. maybe turn your whole life around, suddenly you and i are made for each other. and i ask here, please, hello hello we are

please a bottle of dry. give me these sweets, which we are talking about, and the fact that we are made for each other and i treat you, please, there are two ways to check very simply. there are only two ways: the first is we never part again. never, please, please, life has forgotten the wine. and at the end of life it turns out wrong or not? a very good way is only the first one. and what second me for sure here but faster. now

asylum say the stars astrological forecast for lovers so completely incompatible signs. joint life is contraindicated, please. yes, it's a shame. only you looked in the wrong direction, how you looked at the variant of the scorpion woman, the leo man, and we have the opposite. about the ideal union, love and fidelity for life. there, when you listened to the song, you saw me and immediately realized that we were made

for each other like that. my god, just what ideal union are you going to? you seem to married man, who is married to you? i'm like your daughter katya katya katya is 15 years old. katya has been living with another dad for 3 years. i have a passport with me, please, dissolve the marriage with a citizen. here, please, everything. why are you showing me your passport? i'm not the police. and that everything was fair, because in this situation of ours, all the men are free, all are single. so clumsy. everyone lies. and i want to be honest. everything is clear with me. let's deal with you now, please. look at the passport pa sport no stoves on this subject not married, and not married

was, here. it's toast. we are free, we are alone and the stars say that we are made for each other. and if the stars are wrong. so does anyone need it? you can read minds, i can't. it's good. and you? me neither. it's also good.

by the way, in this book there is an eastern horoscope, let's check what we get there. according to the eastern horoscope, i'm purely a bull, and i'm a roof rat, so you're 39. yes, i'm an old fool. so so so, and it turns out to you, 26. we look at the bull rat the perfect couple, the best possible combination love and happiness for many years of tenderness. i'm ready. what does that mean? is that how you propose to me? what

if i agree? i'll take and marry the first woman i meet. you don't know me, maybe that's what i want. after all, it happens, really. happens still as it happens. go. where to? how where?