uh, everything was very detailed and frankly told, sometimes it was light, and sometimes quite dramatic for 8 days, the members of the jury looked. litin russia was represented in the main competition by films larisa sadilova's garden, vitaly suslin's camel arc and dmitry davydov's youth. homeland and rethink a lifetime the actress who played yasmin also won the best actress award the day we started filming this film we decided for ourselves. the main thing to do is to tell that the only way of salvation is love. we made it. i am sincerely grateful to the jury and to all of you this year awards were presented in four competitive programs. in addition to the main documentary short films, a new russian premiere appeared. in this category, the jury noted the picture of pyotr todorovsky, a healthy man. this

great honor. moreover, there was a very strong competition and a very serious talented director. in this competition. so this is a very big honor. i would just like to say, thank you to those people who believed in me. composer eduard artemyev was awarded a special prize for his contribution to world cinema. the audience gave the maestro a standing ovation. l forty-fourth sixth gives eight know infinity, right? here i am. i feel everyone in this has fallen into this endless twist of creating disappearance. again creation is infinity creativity of endless life and stay. in this

great happiness, the best male role was noted by the actor of the church, fumbling behind the wheel of an orthodox priest from communist romania in the picture of eyes crying in the desert. the story, by the way, is based on real events, the best directorial work, damage, the bluest tsvetevich. his beheading tape. it will take you home, and also the audience award. i dedicate this award to my grandfather, who died of cancer, when i was 12 years old, and before we died, we had a dream that someday i would be to stand on stage in front of an audience in moscow in total, 245 films out of almost 50 were shown at the moscow film festival. with the family of the deceased man , the film has already received the award for best director at

cannes and will fight for oscar kristina leveeva. roman khranenko. christian ivanova maria emelyanov sofia yadskoy maxim kulifeev. first channel. that's all thanks for being with us, and now on channel one the club of cheerful and resourceful alumni meeting 2022. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is so alone

good evening so wonderful warm hospitable, yekaterinburg this season there will be a lot of unexpected unexpected team newcomers above the league but at the same time, showing an amazing level of training new bright presenters dmitry nagiev dmitry khrustalev vadim galygin alexander vasilyevich maslyakov and your obedient servant. by the way, i was the luckiest of all, because when i led the one-eighth final, alexander vasilyevich was the chairman of the jury, and the surprises do not end there and one of such bright and long-awaited surprises we are ready to demonstrate to you right now for the third time on the stage of the concert hall .

expocenter yekaterinburg meeting of graduates. so we start kvn . i must say that in addition to sincerity, kvn is accompanied by slyness very often in the finals of the major league, one or another team that becomes champion. suddenly he declares we are leaving kvn we are leaving you great game, but another year passes and a familiar knock is heard. please let us play and it is with great pleasure that we provide such an opportunity to the wonderful and well- deserved teams of the finalists of the major league of the season in 2019 and 2020, which represent not only their city, but also murmansk, the capital of the arctic, the

snezhnogorsk team. champions of the higher league of the 2018 season , raisa's kvn team, the city of irkutsk and champions of the higher league of kvn of the twentieth year, owners of the summer cup of 21 years, the kvn team russian road, the city of armavir, i would like to immediately introduce you to the wonderful members of the jury, who today will

determine the best of the best the jury, who did not come here by car, but came on foot, because he is a local andrey rozhkov, people's artist of russia sergey sergeevich zhilin is nonsense, but this is a fact the owner of all possible championship titles above league of kvn, but at the same time, the debutant of the jury dmitry kolchin

and my colleague, a bright and talented artist alexander oleshko, i wish the teams with great pleasure. good luck. each kvn game begins with a greeting competition, and we, of course, will not change this tradition, it is this competition that raisa marina's kvn team represents to your attention, hello, our

children are singing. so , what are the girls, what do we know about yekaterinburg

? such igor anatolyevich, what was it? blue eternity

girls, and i know here that i thought it would be very stupid if we suddenly lose today in the only city in russia named after a woman. that's right. and there's the crazy empress. look at the dress i bought myself. i'm like ekaterina hey you yekaterinburger. don't you think that you are somehow irrationally using maternity capital. and i bought you all such dresses, yes, i spoiled your mothers putin well, oh, it’s catherine who executed pugachev, no one executed pugachev , he himself left for israel. so lyuba go get changed. no, i'll go tiktok first i'll post it, where are you going? yes, girls with such

jokes will definitely be disgraced. oh, lena, what are you going through now, our valentine will come out and show everyone her breasts, and everyone will forget what we were joking about, it won’t work. valya, well, what is it? i was told at the hotel that all valuables should be kept. what are you thinking, open your gates . i am an adult girl. the son is already looking at his eyes , tired of scrolling, yes, and her husband questions. i know the password will open. everything is men now. don't stress,

love will save you. but i see you at all today win, do not want to win today, natural causes need to seduce every man in the hall i take it then it's over, he heads say, 1/8 lived us a carob nut. well, you're my terminator. well, then i have a local governor.

what is your envelope? oh, don't tell me that money is cooler there, here is the password to the safe. valya, well, you generally thought with your head. well, maybe he will be against such a gift. but i think that he is with both hands for everything. valya went out on the spot, and now we always have it. yes, it's you came up with. okay, what do we have next.

we are the soviet union again, everyone is hanging out in anapa again. we are definitely the soviet union. that's it, get out of here, don't interfere. lord, what kind of men did they go. and so we seemed to have a normal man in the team, handsome, well-groomed , always sober. it's this one, wait, wait. wow yegorka, you have matured so much,

what year did everyone grow up? hi girls. hello creature. interesting age. i really want to hug you, but i don't understand yet. what for? yegorka son, why did you leave the mouse? we're all leaving kvn well, bring down, i'll make my team. well, who will play in it there is such a person. who is lena? this is my amelia. a daughter, firstly, is not a daughter, but a family mortgage at 6 percent. . well , amelia does not need this kvn. i 'll tell you everything myself now. i won this game. most importantly,

the jury is here. and i thought host not today amelia not today. this is alla mikheeva, who do you know urgant? yes, i know, well, where is your urgant now and this is alla mikheeva this is sergey zhilin yegorka be careful, otherwise our team may have problems like ours a conductor can ruin a life. so children say everything why did you come out and leave, i have an appeal to the government. why is the dollar falling? what about prices? no , it's a disgrace so amelia why do you say such a thing?

because i'm still small, and i have my own opinion. so okay, amelia, let's go, at least we'll see the city. so. well, to be here in 20 minutes . and that we will have time to see the metro here in 20 minutes. you know. well, girls, everything seems to be fine. everyone likes everything, the jury is happy. yes here is something one some dissatisfied sits. of course it's a star supershow ural dumplings, a talented rice step ksyusha roots. and let's rewind her creative

path, let's see, how did she start the garden-cottage paradox well, what are we standing here. girls, i came to your kvn team to become the handles like this , we do it. well, ksyusha traded all her friends for dumplings lyuba, well, you shouldn't have said that. damn it, why am i who else is there to judge? should? oh okay. what would you like her to play with us now? she's not in shape at all, i'm not in shape.

i actually can do that too. scary lyuba if you break it yourself now, it will be really scary. dear dear dear girls, you see, she does not even remember our names. of course, she starred. she has yachts there, fans of social life. so don't overdo it. have you ever seen dumplings? and yachts for 30 years on television cannot earn a tooth. i'm generally girls i'm 34 years old. and in

our numbers i play sokolov's wife and the most annoying thing is that no one has any questions. and i saw his passport. he was born in 1659 for 2 years older than irkutsk and rozhkov, he so often changes his grandmother 's clothes, that some grandfather has already begun to look after him? in short, it's decided, i'm staying in kvn. is it possible so? you're a member of the jury len today everything is possible. remember, mom, the home game of jacka now

will never be necessary about what will happen then your bottom today, everything is possible, everything is possible, you need everything as much as possible, everything is necessary, everything is possible and everything is possible. tell vasilyevich.

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. what for us raisa what for us snezhnogorsk but maslyakov called he said that he took us a ticket and come soon to meet the graduates and everyone, until the pipe stopped this friendship lived. well hello are you? hello people, and you say import substitution does not work. good evening, yekaterinburg well, of course, yekaterinburg met. you us and what are you, yes arrived at the hotel to check in at the reception they immediately tell us that the guys will live like kings. i say no, we read the history of your city. do we want to live like kings? oh yes, the only thing that was difficult to get. uh-huh

with a transplant from one. well, who knew that in the gazelle , his liver would fail. oh, the reunion of graduates today, let's get drunk. the figures that i look at you after the word eh, only the occasion changes, right? by the way, kvn didn’t play for a whole year, they got bored. well, during this time of news, the wagon has accumulated. yes , armavir has now become the main import substitution. seriously, yes, pineapple is everything. well , we can say that armavir is now the navel of import substitution. yes why don't you believe us, you guys don't believe us. we will definitely succeed if you knew how much we love grandmothers, oh, grandmothers motherland. in short, we started making these components for aircraft. well, of course, not the entire niche was occupied at first,

only sandwiches and wet wipes were made. we came up with a program yes, it’s called chickens for it people, well, just what is the situation with them, they are all leaving now. and we will let them smoke. they when they want to leave they will speak. yes, where will i go? i have chickens. by the way, hello alexander vasilievich, i don’t know how to lie, i’ll tell you how to look like you eat and behave worse sluggishly. actually, this is valdis pelsh about valdis then grew up yes, yes, tell me honestly, valdis stood up to alexander vasilyevich yes, they stood up, well, on the other hand. we don’t care who to suck up and give gifts, so hello. what kind of valdis are you today handsome with

us? and we are not empty-handed. yes, a gift has been prepared, please, armavir plant meanness and betrayal named after nikolai noskov gives you a postcard. i love you, that's great. oh, you and your cabinet. cool. cool. lyokha, i want to become a shaiter. why do i want to have the whole collection of benefits straight. come on, let you be quiet. and that i already came up with an application every morning, it sends a new name-calling to biden. valdis, listen, this is generally some kind of bullshit about bullshit, i’ll write it down. come on, valdis, by the

way, yegorych, i gave you money yesterday, i told the jury to buy gifts, you understand? alexei as it were to say, in modern terms, our team's gold and foreign exchange reserves were frozen in thongs by one hot stripper. have you spent all your money on a striptease? let's quickly remember where you've been so you don't need to replay the events of last night. all champagne at my expense. uh, baby, come on, i'll take you from this swamp. come on, you take me from this swamp. now just a second. i'll listen where i am taxi. are you a quiet redhead with a case? i have a task, in short , one local official needs to check the beret. he doesn't take bribes. so what, how are you? oh it 's bad. there is also a double operation. they decided to test me. don't worry, i won't bring this money. at

first i thought i won't. well, i'm not a fool, after all, a 20-year-old lieutenant. he works there, in short, he decided to check whether the money was marked or not, and the only place where, if his new lamp, it's a local strip club. by the way, yegorych, you wanted to pull me out of some swamp and put 10,000 cowards in. well, stop it. well, what are you talking about? lyokha, i 'm leaving, i won't be there for 2 weeks. and i told you at least you read what you repost. yes, i want to eat on vacation yeah, but where do i think to fly in dubai. it’s cheap there now with such an exchange rate, or to egypt there, too, now with such an exchange rate, it’s inexpensive strange, now there are so many in russia with such an exchange rate, everything is expensive . shut up. well, what are you, and i do not need to

fly anywhere. we have a lot of beautiful places in russia. where can you go? i have an uncle, for example, who is engaged in hiking. yes, he traveled all over russia on foot for 12 years. the man was not at home. well, you feel, it smells like a fire, it is he who is walking, and he is burning, uncle, uncle, you just don't burn. hey yegorych and what kind of uncle? well, this is the one that once fell into a trap and bit off his leg. and this psycho is not me then he went from here to his speech. and you don’t know what the symptoms of monkeys and smallpox are, not that yes, something tickles in my throat and i want to be photographed with people in anapa. valdi, well, you’re generally beaten off on the head, i’ll write down the beaten on the head. thank you . great, great, nephew, says you are

going abroad. what, don't you? travel around russia, it gets bigger every year. and you even in the old was not everywhere. no, i forgot how to whistle. i don’t know how to catch a taxi now, in short, the point is not that we go to the forest to the urals and see, it’s cool there. just be sure to take this acne cream with you, maybe from ticks for sure, e-mine, i think the skin goes smoothly, but the whole tick. also, by the way, no one takes this knife with them. why do you hear? i don't need competitors, i'm the leader in the group. why do you need such a big backpack? what backpack is this? wow,

nifiga yourself! and! i think that it became so difficult before i thought because of the sanction, but that's okay. i have there this is a log, why do you carry a log in your backpack? well, don’t you think with your head at all, the backpack was heavy. tired got a log. i sat down, sat down, rested, went on no, in short, we will not go anywhere. it’s better to tell me where to go here in yekaterinburg, be sure to go to the yeltsin center, it’s cool there. yes, but i won't go, why am i tired, i won't go. okay, let's do it . and i went to the forest until it was sold to the chinese. he prayed to the taxi, stop, and thank you very much, yekaterinburg, you know, we were like

around the city and learned such news that armavir and sverdlovsk are sister cities. yes, maybe there is no yekaterinburg, but we still have 30 years of yekaterinburg, while armavir sverdlovsk yes, thank you. with you there was a team of women a little bit on the stage, what, what is in the box from the posts of the actors. three graduates came from armavir to the speech.

the team of snezhnogorsk completes the welcome competition , murmansk is the capital of the arctic, and before going to yekaterinburg for the meeting of graduates , the team of snezhnogorsk went to our mayor. what a reunion half of you even go to school didn't finish? minister of finance, says there is no money sergei ivanovich and we will bring you the autograph of the presenter maslyakov

hello, welcome to the youth of the snow mountains. it's good that yekaterinburg is a city without drugs. now, if it was non-alcoholic, then our team would hardly have come here. we are in yekaterinburg for the first time, so let's get acquainted, vitya coronavirus. used to be an authority in snezhnogorsk, and now no one is afraid of him roman petrovich is a short novel, the director of the

snezhnogorsk metro, he also has only one branch. lena sadness snow mountain prostitute, why breast? well, as the snow mountain truckers say, she called herself a load climb into the back. andrei rozhkov ural dumplings andrey rozhkov's body is 80% broth sergei ivanovich , the choreographer of yekaterinburg, lyceum no. 12,

promised to give schoolchildren belt belts, but yes belts. pasha and jackson from the snezhnogorsk pipers why is one of them keel longer, but it was the director of the program who advised us at the rehearsal. borya johnson is a snezhnogorsk alcoholic the doctors said that he , too, had time until october. philip bedrosovich snezhnogorsky pop-king of the church has nothing to do with vova biology snezhnogorsk

geneticist vova that you have a song thank you, we will continue to get acquainted seryoga zairis. for now, this is all the information. well, snezhnogorsk let's light it up friends,

we are in yekaterinburg for the first time, but we know for sure when putin arrives in yekaterinburg, the ring is the first to shrink. and now we will set a record. now our mikhail will guess in 15 seconds. which of these ten glasses is not vodka, but water, let's go.

in the first bravo we will continue to get acquainted. toilet seat norris seller of cool plumbing in snezhnogorsk sergey ivanovich head of the it development department of snezhnogorsk giancarroll, fettuccine and alberta carbonara we are

gangsters mom swear that they are italians. i forgot to introduce the snow mountain firefighters. they have their own way. okay, we're leaving. so nothing is on fire. and now what? you are

mine. well, in the end , bars were recently installed on the windows of the snezhnogorsk administration. we still don't understand. this is so that the thieves do not climb there or still do not get out of there well, yekaterinburg, we will set fire to the earth? this is all funny. this heart of the holy is everything.

snezhnogorsk team so, dear friends, in order for the teams to see the jury's scores, i invite all the teams to the stage. raisa's greeting

555 russian road, armavir 5 4 4 4 4 and your assessment of the snezhnogorsk team. 5 4 4 5 5 4 average score for the greeting contest russian road 4.2 points snezhnogorsk team 4.5 points iraisa and five points exactly dear

friends, please be quiet, please, one second, soon you will see everything on our air that 's all, what can i tell you now. another

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the move with a man is going so it's impossible alexander the woman must be a mystery two pictures frame one substitution we can understand only after examination. moscow, we are already under water, probably meters. my best city on earth we arrived at the yaroslavl spit. oh, this is it. this is the zero kilometer of the golden ring, let's go with you. and now you can say, just

infected. there is no such sea, there are three cities with river sickness. let's go premiere. tomorrow at the first, the next competition is called the situation in this competition. the jury members will have the opportunity to play along with the teams and demonstrate their talent and their skills. here it will be necessary not just, but to say the phrase here will need to be played in the intended situation. so first. we will ask you to help our teams to play dmitry kolchin’s sketch, you came to fish on the river, you sat down and threw a fishing rod, but then another one comes up to you rybak dmitry kolchin and says, why did you take my place? but how threatening dmitry it will be is up to you to decide. have you taken my place?

this is actually my point, my place was taken, and you are dmitry rogozin why did my place take?

i why did you take my place? this is my place and point. why did you take my place? now the governor will bite, and i will leave. thank you very much dmitry in the next scene, i ask you to help our teams, i ask you to help our teams. the situation is as follows. you enter the office of edgard

, the circus director, who tells you, well, we need clowns show what you can. text familiar to me, who wants to be? oh i would like to start with a phrase. come on. well, we need clowns, show what you can. and that we can't start without clowns. we need clowns, show what you can. forgive

god, we need clowns, show what you can. let's get out of the car, breathe into the tube. i think edgard well, here you need to immediately say show what you can, because it's clear who. i want to take the icon in my hands. well, we need clowns, show that you can head fall for the ardent shove. well, we need clowns,

show what you can do? who are you calling a clown? thank you very much, spare your applause. we are moving to the theater on stage, a famous actor, well , of course, alexander oleg sasha, go up to the stage. alexander in the title role pronounces a monologue sash, you easily remember large volumes of text, like a real honored actor alexander's text to get, so that you want the best way to eat juan's udon clowns you need.

i can't remember my lyrics, wait to get, to get, to get that, so that what you want to get, so that what you want is the crown way. he must eat the crown way. don juan and then alexander forgets the words. and you, as a theatrical prompter, should tell him the further text. it seems to me the most difficult situation of those that i have seen to get, so that don juan sash has the crown way that you want, i’m talking now. get it, so that what you want is called stop, stop, two. n. zhelanna has a charonic way udon joanna. okay, i'll remember, come on. to

get that you want the crown way to eat udon, woman, in vain he walks around uralmash like that. now they are throwing my ivrik into his booth. to get the one you want is a good way to eat udon juanna, yekaterinburg is definitely a city without drugs. to get the one you want is a good way to eat john's udon here

. our next volunteer andrey rozhkov absolutely, more than that, of course, ah, only now about a third of the audience recognize you. so andrey, your text . drug addicts, all sorts of prostitutes go here and go. where are you? okay, drug addicts come out and go. all sorts of prostitutes where are you going, aren't you ashamed to

take someone else's bread? the drug addicts of the grandmother also leave. prostitutes here are all sorts. and where did you find it? well, of course, of course, i didn’t take the pills again. probably, after such success, no one will try again. thank you. judging by the musical

instruments, we will have an orchestra. and if on stage orchestra, then it should be led by the conductor of the main musical project of the country voice sergey sergey zhilin sergey sergeyevich and the situation will not be quite standard for you, in this case you are a vocalist, a participant in the voice project and the competition is called duets. you start drinking away happiness suddenly knocked in the silence. at the door and one of the teams must sing the response phrase ready. okay? happiness to knock on the door do you really believe in me and do not believe,

the snow was falling, the dawn of autumn was falling, it was drizzling for so many years, so many years where you wore. friend like here be jealous? everything is not clear. you can’t get up for the sake of this meeting with you, somewhere everything in the world was not in vain, not in vain. and it came and was forgotten and do not expect an answer without you, as i lived in the world. this is

blue eternity, but simply why did you sing it? ask right.

and here the question is different, how the jury will evaluate this collective clouding. can i, can i comment now, as it were, let me get a way to eat here, what do you want? is there a good way? it's contagious. and dear friends, you know, i have not seen such a cheerful madness for a long time. with such solid and respected people in the lead roles sergey sergeevich i think it will not be better.

in the next scene, i think almost all the participants of a particular team will also wish to participate, because this is a scene of a scooter with scarlet mikheeva. someone walks walks along the street and suddenly he is knocked down by an electric scooter, at the wheel, which, of course, alla mikheeva, she bows with her proper body and says, forgive me, everything is fine with you. oh, i'm sorry, are you all right? i'm sorry

, you're all right. and i don't know on animals can be killed. a please forgive me, but everything is all right with you, but it was the only one for and lynx in russia

. come on, i'm a speed bump. excellently played alla mikheeva thank you very much to the teams. go. prepare and we would like to know the opinion of the jury about the competition situation. your assessment of the performance of raisa's team 555 sergey sergeevich yes russkaya doroga,

armavir 555 4 5 1/4 from zhilin and assessment of the team of snezhnogorsk please four five five five four the sum for two competitions the team of the snezhnogorsk russian road 9 points the theme of fathers and children worried not only the classics, it remained one of the most important and necessary at all times. so it runs, so the long corridor for the

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maximum mark. here is the same as for the previous contests, but the intensity of passions. i think there will be much more homework on stage for the snezhnogorsk team. and we would like to start our homework with a parody of a famous performer. fog in st. petersburg in moscow, snow and chill of the sviri of thirst, the whole sominka, the square and the south and on the proletarka sushnyak are toiling with a hangover we drink a boat with vodka, we only live. thank you of course. petya but the agutins sit so-so. this is actually leps well, then it's normal. friends,

today we have prepared a cool homework. let me introduce you to the one who prepared it, lev nikolaevich, the head of the snezhnogorsk department of education, in words he is lev tolstoy, but in reality he has not been able to build a school for the third year already. petya omelette always wears leather pants in the summer. vitya taranov is a gay tractor driver from snezhnogorsk. he walks around the city and asks to say the word 300, but we have people not stupid twice on the same thing and also do not peck, but at 1.300 more than once came across. well, how will we surprise the moment?

dancing dance is good, but i remind you that next year yekaterinburg will celebrate its anniversary and therefore the big drama snezhnogorsk musical theater is abbreviated as bdsm theater. presents the staging of 299 spartans to the 299th anniversary of yekaterinburg. we are spartans. yes, i'm leonid arkady leonid arkadyevich, i can name the whole word. but it seems that a tractor driver is coming towards us.

who you are? we are spartans. and how many of you? 299 shortfall in the fields blue, and you love the lube group so wish me fluff, not a feather. yes, even if not by the rules of the game. 301 brute force dear

residents of yekaterinburg i look forward to your city's birthday. here's a cool production yeah, but andrey rozhkov is a boring moment. dance is, of course, good, but we must surprise the yekaterinburg audience. dear friends,

we continue and invite you to the open indoor exhibitionism championship of snezhnogorsk . meet our first president. three four three four a i remind you that these marks are for the technical part of the program meet our favorite and we have a winner who will represent russia in international competitions. i remind you that this is the only competition in which russia is still allowed to participate. with some frost, the ice seems to be going well. but

something alya mikheeva, not fun. come on. c'mon, i mean c'mon, nothing alla excuse us, please, and as an apology. we would like to invite you to the snow mountain restaurant. raise, please, to the stage, sit down. alla, there are rumors that you are dating mikhail matyukh, meet the person who spreads these rumors directly mikhail matyuk mikhail is no stranger to dating. he still has it from prison. well, in order to somehow

smooth the situation, you want michael to show you a trick. and now actually focus draw the card. mikhail can invite a lady to dance as well. mikhail immediately wanted to warn that he was a man with a trailer. well, that is, some kind of property, he has misha wait, return the wallet. hello, you forgive him, just from the words of mikhail, he has never sat at the same table with such a cool babe. he will not call you. thank you very much. hello

again, a thousand apologies. what are you showing? do you think we will get fives for this today , we have one little man, we don’t need such assistants today. what are you doing in the hall today? so many respected people are the governor of the sverdlovsk region. imagine, he will come to the meeting tomorrow, and they will ask him eugene vladimirovich a. which kv team did you like the most yesterday , and he is like that without saying a word.

friends, and finally, why do we use the music of our youth in our performances, just today we wanted to say a huge thank you to the person for the best month of our youth. and what a month tender may sanya nothing has changed. and it's hard. now we pick up the right words a little warmer from

his hits stopped and every now the words of this song under the song are ready. and all together. that you did not make some frost ice, showcases, as it were people get away with you your holiday eternal? and i leave you to flourish in the white light of snezhnogorsk.

kvn team the team of snezhnogorsk, murmansk, the capital of the arctic, thanks the administration of the city of murmansk the government of the murmansk region and personally the governor andrei vladimirovich lapwing raisa's kvn team thanks servic llc represented by viktor leonidovich zakharov, the founder of the pharmaceutical company vikrampuni and his fellow countryman, president of the holding group of companies vitaly lvovich marchinsky dear friends homework russian road, armavir lately , the word nationalization has been heard more and more often in russia, so our russian road team decided to nationalize one very famous english work on the sly. so imagine already a russian detective. shurley house and dr.

woodson house yes. well, stop. what's going on? what have you done? we nationalized the product of conandoyl and now it's shurli, house doctor woodson. wait, you just changed the letters. yes, from the looks of it, i don't know there shurlik your anchovy. delicious point these are the gods of marketing well, they are, well, you are an adequate uncle. pash, i'm not uncle pasha, i'm a lustred inspector. who is the chandelier instructor? here's my passport? yes, which way? why did you change your name in your passport, because uncle pasha has two mortgages, and the chandelier inspector owes nothing to anyone. okay, well, and you are with us, then i'm a

doctor torn, and you are our doctor doctor. i even swore an oath to a bureaucrat, maybe to hippocrates yes , not so many pieces of paper so much money for him shut up well, what are you talking about? guys let's we will not show a normal sherlock holmes . this is dirty anglo-saxonism. shut up. you. well, where are you going, okay, they went crazy there, and everything russian refuses. well , we are normal, you are 140 million russians are normal, and we will show shurik chaos, yes , the chandelier inspector. that's right, by the way, 4:59 time to drink kvass. and can i have a second, dr. wutson, do you have any pills? yes? why don't you drink them to your friends? what don't you give? why are you suffering from dementia on your legs? alexey, why are you insulting us?

yes? because you can't be trusted with anything. like i said, i'm doing the script. and you and valdis do not climb into it. that's it, alexei stop swearing. go better. prepare your roles. i also have a role i'm afraid to ask, who am i playing, without fear, i answer. you are the main villain, professor moriartik and asti father will kill the dog, when i like everything, i like the main villain. play the butler mr. barrymore channel. so i say for the last time, we will show a normal sherlock holmes well, alexei well, what kind of sherlock holmes well, people don’t want watch what has already been seen, this is not brother 2. give us at least a chance to show our version of the work. okay? show me, show me, and i 'll stand on the sidelines, i'll see how you

nationalized it. let's so imagine already a russian detective, shurlik, house and dr. woodson stand. and why do you go out to english music? we have nationalized, come out under the russian. okay come on. now i will solve this case using the method of deduction no. we have such a deduction method. we have a method. in puffs finger in the sky foolishly get drunk on a bet. well, this is a matter of chance. i believe that the victim was shot with a revolver should not stand.

what kind of revolver should he also die in russian. and i don’t know how in russian, i smoked in bed there and fell asleep. he jumped for crucian carp and drowned, went to the wild boar from the leeward side of his life, they shot him. okay, i'm the brilliant sleuth shurly hans, and she's boom, i believe the victim went downwind of the boar. she was shot by her own people, but what's wrong with standing , i did everything, as you said? yes, but now the phrase brilliant detective does not fit here. well i now i will call my assistant dr. wuqing and he will help me. here they are torn, come on bikes, to street, 221 b, i'm waiting. hello what happened to stand he hasn't done anything yet. yes? well, he doesn't come. we have doctors so fast. chandeliers, what do

you think about this? i think we should go get a beer. it's a complicated matter that you can't soberly understand. here is the only person who correctly understood the meaning of the word nationalization. enough of some nonsense, it turns out. let's move on to the final scene where shurly house fights against professor moriartik and asti duel. now i 'll give you a cuckoo and i'll beat, let's stand do not decide so russian relations decide. go here. wait but first they drink the doctor. what are you, a mustachioed wanker? i'll never drink in my life, and i thought the russians do not give up. okay, let's pour it. she

does not put on weight. come here bottle hand do not change. and what did you pour so little? why can't you see the edges? do n't drink without toast. pass the sausage, and after the first one they don’t have a snack. what shall we smoke? smoke here, do you know why? because i respect you. and i you i don't respect. i love you. that we went to karaoke, and i have no money. and i did say something about money. well, that's it. yes, some kind of nonsense

turned out that even the main villain won for our nationalization. and i told you right away, there is no need to redo anything. you just need to come up with something of your own and then you won’t get any kind of breed there, but you will get an original own product, for example, like kvn yes, alexander vasilyevich but forgot. he didn't come. yeah, sitting, probably at home and coming up with his own original product. yeah or drink kvass. thank you. with you was the kvn team russian road just yes, yes, from god.

the russian road kvn team thanks the governor of the krasnodar territory, veniamin ivanovich kondratyev, and the miraklion anapa resort, represented by valery alekseevich dimoev. i went to vlad malenko , my brothers and sisters, artists, writers, musicians. we are here so that the guys at the front know that they have behind their backs thankful to god with all my heart i love you. it is yours who compose poems and songs for them and love them and wait for them. russian soldier , victory will be for us, for me, the land, dear, get up donbass will drive out the junta together on sunday

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final homework team of raisa you live on the ural ridge and in fact you are highlanders dedicated to all highlanders from yekaterinburg. new approach and this is ural cheers! ura ural and again ural uralmash uralochka and this is ural

so girls, and this is who the football club ural is something they move too well for the girl's ural football club. today we have a meeting of graduates lena's homework, we came here to unwind to take a break from the children. and then there's homework again. yes, we have him alone, this igor anatolyevich is a lover of recreation. igor anatolyevich is not a fan. he is a professional nature has no bad weather, waltz

boson and oh frost frost. and how do the ships see off or i love you to tears? way what is the autumn of the invitation, you know how not easy it is to choose music for sex at 48 much longer than males. i'm ashamed of you so, go and think of some other song on a decent topic. oh, girls, listen, i'm so embarrassed in front of the jury right now. and that's all, because you didn't prepare a surprise for them, and we prepared valya, please. the

dream girl is sitting, and here is for the scarlet ones. we have cognac flowers for 250 rubles. not to be afraid of your animals. we want to give you sticks to wave. here is this one to beat the jury olezhka and so the surprise and the main one is to call andrey there is andrey to close. are you out of your mind? and what does valya mean right away? what

lee so get out of here. so igor anatolyevich that you have a song about swedish furniture there is no more such furniture in russia, but you need to carry it out, according to the list. when you

kindly how much hryvnia, and what to understand the corner? hallelujah la la la dear friends, we have been preparing for this game for a very long time and we miss our husbands and now we would like to call them directly from the stage. so wait. i have

no one to call. and that valya rolled out everything grandpa is now in dubai for his own, well, yes, girls, i'm not married. well, i just live for myself. i mean valya you are 36 years old. how are you, a real russian woman has to live for 15 years for someone for whom as for whom? well, who is on your phone is simply written by last name. wait, didn't you ever come to red and white and ask where he was? that is, they give you perfume for your birthday, then you look on the internet and there are no such ones. you never collected bloody fragments because his moonshine still exploded. are you carrying a watermelon home yourself, and under you, that the blanket never flew up when he ate the islands? and you never gave a pendant for a birthday, and then walking in the park down the street a little girl screams. mom, this is my pendant that was stolen from you. lyuba yes

, go to your mother. dilute with him is no longer a man, but some kind of pig. so wait, well, you don't have a husband, but the child will come and ask where is dad , what will you show him? tinder? yes, i have no children. valya so you've never seen how your child refuses to drink baby food from a bottle, and drinks only from a pile. lyuba, if you gave birth to this crazy, you at least to the child is not allowed. until nastya valya in general, we are ashamed of you. you don't know how to build a family nest. damn, they still live in the nest. hello where are you hanging around? you zadolbala everything with your kvn, i'm filing

for divorce happiness in yekaterinburg is dedicated. dear friends, i hope our jury members cope

with the difficult task of judging this one. it seems to me a wonderful bright competition. so, the assessments of the teams for the homework of raisa irkutsk, all the judges five points russian road, armavir and the team of snezhnogorsk, murmansk five five four total points for three competitions snezhnogorsk team 13.7 points russian road 13.8 points raisa irkutsk 15 points exactly

the musical final of raisa irkutsk ladies and gentlemen in their competition the musical final raisa's kvn team will show a musical based on korney ivanovich chukovsky this is not a doctor etc. this is dr. aibolit right? yeah well, they drove the beasts good doctor aibolit, he sits on a tree, come to him for treatment and a cow, do not study, and a bug and a spider squirrel and a fox, only hell you will get to him without a policy. so girls, don't you think that the inhabitants

yekaterinburg is not very fond of rap. well, personally. i think they like completely different music, as you say. musical dr. aibolit in the style of chanson kind dr. aibolit he felled the forest and left the forest to cut down. come to him, both the bug and the spider are being treated. the main thing is that the trash can. well, girls, what kind of chanson? but you and i need this musical to be liked by all the people sitting in the hall. are they just sitting

people okay? then our musical will be only to the songs of yekaterinburg performers, it’s a great idea, the city of yekaterinburg come in to me riding the tram on our hare left under the exploding legs . the city of yekaterinburg with this, it's true. just a gang flew from a cheetah. we imagine that a panda is a radiotonic and then we fucking get this carrion. yury loza city of sverdlovsk the ram has caught a strong cold. he got caught in the rain. we are for the

life of his defense, but eid al-adha came and brought barbecue. mr. credo valley, wonderful valley, the crown is not your crown unfortunately, the city of yekaterinburg fell ill

, infected them all, the evil tarazanishche, let's take the gorilla crocodile. we will show him. take the best sparrow, he is from uralmash vladimir presnyakov, the city of yekaterinburg but he says to everyone that the city of moscow

nautilus pompilius, the city of yekaterinburg so girls, i didn’t understand something at all. and why didn’t you remake the words of the nautilus at all lena because these are not just words, this is the official position of not only people, but also all the birds of the russian federation, the city of paris saw, yekaterinburg and died. okay, let's finish. dear friends, well, actually, why did we show you this

musical performed by artists who come only from yekaterinburg wait. you and i definitely did n’t forget about anyone, the most talented teas, the city, yekaterinburg

m. we start kvn and i’m with you again. dear friends, seriously, today we do not want to say goodbye to kvn at all. we want to be kicked out. lyuba come on there without jokes. is this really our last game of what? seriously, the last game i hit back then back to the jury.

here you are cheeky. let everything be and as you want. let your eyes burn like before. we are with you today, that's for sure. well you stuff through year. if you want, if you want, we provide you.

i'm sure you all keep the situation in your head in terms of points, understand that raisa is in the lead, you need to catch up with them right in this competition, and now the team of snezhnogorsk, murmansk, the capital of the arctic, will try to do it ahead. come out. today we will leave for snezhnogorsk and will never return. further everything will go on the shore among the people we are nothing i am a new life we can die from nothing to do. he

will go to work in a factory. there, his pursuit of the family will get drunk, and then he will be fired from work for sin. he god will be, bum. god in the hall wave look how happy you are, after all, hurt all of his misfortunes. and tomorrow, snezhnogorsk, he will cry alone for a long time. marina on the spit in magnit forever, but i have been on a package of hope more than once. the decree, goodbye and slick confidence tomorrow will call you from prison and introduce yourself to the employees of your bank, the

bathhouse will make moonshine, who will take it? of course i'm me and even me, but i'll go as a taxi driver and every day i'll tell the passengers of all the island and will not believe it. dear friends, today we we say goodbye to such words as a dressing room microphone. good morning, important wipes, air freshener please. meet the mayor of snezhnogorsk. ooh sergey

ivanovich, haven't you filed your guitar? are you a fool? she's worth the money. i am life again, let it be difficult. you will get divorced by someone from my wife, but who can break through and can issue an ip wait, we joke about the fact that our career is ending, and this ends the happiest years of our lives, but usually at such games konstantin lvovich gets up from behind the table takes the microphone and invites you to work on channel one. by the way, where is he? but he didn't come.

thank you and we will watch the games for we will sit down, so

in the world the security will not let us in. what are we to do then? so, then on the way to the place only on the stage, but i will not always begin life before us. yours, snezhnogorsk welcome to the project let's sing in the kitchen with the whole

country, why didn't i go with you now rafim they are from a large large family anna is the eleventh child in the family. yes, and seraphim 12 yes-yes-are given stronger when you sing to them? say more noisy the convict, by the way, is 91 years old, by the way, lately she has been pursued by a fan. non- professional singers vocalists musicians about them baked bread from them it’s so warm premiere of the season

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ends at dawn. so imagine the kvn team russian road. after graduation, i went to meet the dawn on the embankment. well, guys , it turns out that this meeting of graduates took place? yes , now it's dawn let's meet and scatter, who gets where everything is over. well egorovich well, what are you , too, everything is over? are you somewhere khanygausaya hid. quite by chance alexei and what did you hide them at your place? yes, where do i have snacks, cups, a folding table. yes, guys. i imagined all this in a different way the meeting of graduates, yes, not the embankment for 2 billion. yes. alexey, look into the bottle washed up on the shore. you

see that this bottle does not nail you to the ground later . yes, there's paper about the hanyga, mustachioed. you've already started drinking paper. yes, this is a letter, but let 's read the letter. so dear, a descendant writes to you alexander vasilievich m 15 years old 15 years already alexander vasilievich had a dream yesterday that i became the president of the planet and told the dream to my mother. tomorrow we go with her to the school psychologist. today i defended some azerbaijani boy in a fight. now he follows me everywhere. i told him a dream about the president. he liked it tomorrow, we plan to go to my mother to dissuade her from taking me to the school psychologist. in general, dear descendant, why am i writing this letter to you. i just want everything to work out for you in the future, as you conceived a good letter. only i don't understand the meaning

to write to the future. you won't change anything. now, if you could write to yourself in the past, then many mistakes could be avoided. if we could write a letter, who is a distant year to ourselves, maybe we saved ourselves, maybe everything would be corrected in fate. i would weigh everything by throwing it on the scales and in the first lines i wrote to myself so as not to wear a vile neocotton mustache on my lip. strongly do not get used to vodka for a dispute on monday at the wedding of pigeons, releasing you before that, do not feed them, do not dive from the bathhouse into the snowdrift. it swept over the zhiguli, don't go, the head of the neighbor's widow will be the way home. wait

. what are you, a widow? well, really, if you waited 2 days, you wouldn’t have to spend money on flowers twice. shut up uncle pasha and what did you write, if i could write a letter and i would have become a general a long time ago, all the fuck passed, who left me. and whoever didn’t hand it in, i wouldn’t start playing cards, don’t play a bribe for your pants, don’t take it cold, always put the gun in a holster. maybe then you'll become a father learn to read and write. well, or at least read in order to read the letter that i could not write. is it true that you don’t know how to write, shut your red mouth, otherwise i ’ll draw a statement against you to the police. okay let's. i will sing if

i could write a letter, i could write to myself in that distant year, i would write glue in this hat. avoid it buddy. useful it weighs you wrote, then the whole hall applauded me standing. aleksey well, you can't sing, don't torture your throat, why are you lucky that you can't speak the original in kvn with this phrase, come on, sit down. valdis would you change anything. no, everything suits me. seriously, well, a couple of little things. to itself

fold a parachute i do not smoke a word propane, do not throw stones in a trampoline and close. do not look at the trap naked, you are in the fire is not what we understood. in general guys. i thought so. and you really want to change something, just judge for yourself. we are standing on the stage in the rank of champions above the kvn league, 5,000 spectators in the hall and millions of viewers near the screens are watching us. and i want people to recognize me. and in general, what are we

talking about only about ourselves, let's call the rest of the graduates. let them look for the guys too, come here guys. girls, would you like to change something? no, of course not, otherwise we would not be standing on the same stage with such a great original folk team, in which each character is a well -developed acting image. that is, nothing would change. well, except for one thing, so that we don’t get jokes on the way out? well, it has already happened. guys, snezhnogorsk what would you change? nothing suits us, seriously. well, since everyone is happy with everything, then there is no need to change anything, in general, you know, friends, a cool meeting turned out. i am the only one. behind

that i do not like these meetings of graduates for this tradition, that everyone comes and boasts of their achievements. in general, we think so, no matter what you have achieved, it is important that you come. the traditions of assembly of zagorsk and the russian road do not

stop the applause of the auditorium, because a member of the jury needs to swallow a lump to wipe it off. something here in the corner of your eye to think that now is the time to take stock and before we know your scores for the final contest of today's game. we would like to hear your words i ask you about the remarkable, as it seems to me, actions that you saw today. alexander olezhka. it so happened that in my life there is this happiness , i appeared on the kvn stage more than once in various forms, but today i have a debut, i am a member

of the jury for the first time. and as my teacher says, our legendary actor alexander anatolyevich shirvindt is already a biography. thank you for the energy of the joy of life. thanks for the talent. thanks a lot. dmitry kolchin alumni meeting is always a special meeting. especially with the kvn meeting, she's cute, pleasant, kind with a little sadness, at the end traditionally this is how it goes and nothing ends there, it seemed that everything has already happened, but in fact it still exists. it's great. today. i tested. uh, unusual emotions, probably the only ones that i have not experienced in kvn yet. i experienced them today because i happened to be in this place. and it's wonderful, very glad to see

everyone. i missed you very much. by you. and for you, valdis, whoever i had in mind. it was a wonderful meeting. we saw you again. thank you so much. hello dear friends, you know, i would like to thank yekaterinburg for what a wonderful spectator is here. thank you very much. you are gorgeous. i envy, i envy these guys who are on stage, because they felt it all. it was all addressed to them thanks, really gorgeous. friends, thank you very much for the holiday. thank you valdis thank you all.

alla mikheeva i would like to tell you that today you really were another additional team supported by these team, so thank you very much. the boys were good today, but raisa, were you great? thank you very much. guys, all well done, just bow to you. i was shocked. e with many of your numbers, because you have massive numbers - it is difficult to put

well well, to breed and so on. it's not easy enough for you. it worked out great. well done . thank you very much. guys, here you are at first somehow, that 's how it was. well, excuse me, girls, you were crushed a little, which means, and then no, and then somehow you took me to your place. thank you big, right? girls, of course, i liked you right away from the very first number and almost uh, i liked the entire program almost almost to the very last number. thank you very much. you are wonderful. andrey but how you guarded, like a local, like a person who knows both this side of the hall and this side of life in kvn