if it’s not at all by chance that i got to gorsky, i ’m ready to fight for kiwi once and we will please you when we locally help others with a question. we flew from the road to the east of the hotel of goods, and we will also make your king god give me calls. come on, where are you getting belarusian jersey? well hello my good ones. by the way, we are from khabarovsk, by the way, the city is twinned with svetlogorsk. we also have such banners all over the city, but only without the players. well

, let's quickly get acquainted. this is volodya, he is russian by his mother, and by his father, a pole is normal. dad went to refuel, right? so, now raise your hand, those who believe that the golden tooth - it's fashionable so so so so so so so so so so you can be seen raise eh katyuha please the svetlogorsk viewer well summer young people in svetlogorsk are dedicated. rest in svetlogorsk, nikolay turned our backs on us and decided to plunge into the baltic sea, in addition to a sore throat full of snot, he can no longer make new people. well, at least not about amber. katyukha

katyukha, so young, has already come to svetlogorsk to rest. so so so so i see, the viewer, yearns content shock will be shock content. i'm on you sergey zhilin, i'm your son. tem well, you're not like at all, but take a closer look. well, what are you lying about? okay, i have more proof there are five major no children. i don't know, maybe even more maybe, maybe. well hello

dad. wow, maybe we still have valdis's son on foot. no , okay, go look, yet, all of a sudden someone else didn’t understand, then we came from a musical musical. by the way, he will call now. good evening , svetlogorsk is already morning. i'm sorry i couldn't come in person. it’s just that in khabarovsk we are now holding a rock festival at home. and i had to give out a cool solo and break the bass guitar against the wall. okay, what's up with you guys? flax festival, i

also remade one song. now listen, why do i need the sun of monaco why tell me the moon in saint-tropez, when your eyes shine brightly, this makes zero sense if you are not around. how did you change the verse? by the way, you have already managed to sing my song about the khabarovsk territory. we honestly don't want to sing it. well, if you don't want it, then i i'll sing myself, let the noise. i am the governor of the khabarovsk territory, i manage this region. we have beautiful nature everywhere. we do everything for our people and for svetlogorsk to support me. i've read a round of rap. i pass the baton to the governor of the

kaliningrad region, good luck. bro my good performance is coming to an end, but we don't get upset because we have an ace up our sleeve. the fact is that we all live in a country in which, in order to achieve something, you need to build bridges with the right people, so right now we will build bridges, the jury. you are probably thinking, how did the guys from khabarovsk manage to build the bridge so quickly?

yes, because if it weren’t for our khabarovsk bridge, we wouldn’t have any bridges at all. well , did i go? for the first time i see so many rich people under the bridge. hello romance, i'm standing on the bridge looking at the stars. well, let's quickly discuss all the issues, otherwise my left support for the minibus is late. we have everything in the khabarovsk territory, as it is customary that all bridges are built with the help of red caviar, therefore, here,

well, five cans of money was not enough. you understand, everything went to the bridge. this is imagine how in life there are many applicants and one reward. and it seems like everyone deserves someone funny, someone good, someone has already eaten this game. someone just has to. well, if suddenly someone doesn’t get a jar today, don’t be upset, just better, get ready and come next year. well, if this is not kivin, then i don’t know what you need then. he

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i didn't pretend to be you. why are you looking at me like that? is this our zlong? q summer cup next friday on first what do you want bro we want to go next year well from russia to eurovision you morons russia will not go to eurovision next year and we are prepared through vpn from pieces of berries and fruits, it helps to make my dishes truly gourmet gemma kate 100% natural ingredients 25%

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i speak russian everywhere quickly, load russian boxes everywhere, you are right here. cinema 1tv presents katran, this is a small shark, a small one is needed. i think that my future alone will have to tarnish a little an honest foreigner, let's call him a tourist to his underpants. eyes run wide. run, collect in a heap, and leave the roses in chocolate. well, let's try a pig, drain and then fry it sounds like

a challenge, then there will be a pig with a pig, we will take baked milk, cream. let's boil it all, add white chocolate, black bread, black bread, chocolate bread, yes, we are ready. we are ready to feed people in three , we went very tasty, very tasty, for some reason they give them some kind of feeling of a holiday on wheels from september 18 to sunday. on the first, the next team, which so far plays with us in the first league, proves that everyone can play in kvn so meet the team representing the federal penitentiary service of russia under the name no end, city, ekaterinburg when the lights come on in

the hall, we spend bright color lips, forget care and body. your friends rushed to you together in your arms, dancing, dancing girls dancing, none of you are worth a magpie a little bit of your business. meet us tired. here is the kvn team from yekaterinburg we understand that kvn, like any other show, requires bread and circuses, so we work with those who make a spectacle out of bread. well , for those who see us for the first time, let's

get acquainted. this is anya anya senior inspector. oren obeffek, just a bunch of abbreviations. ok, anya ekaterina nikolaevna, senior inspector of the support group, working mode of the federal ekaterina nikolaevna that anya, i have been ekaterina nikolaevna for 30 years, and what was your name for the remaining 10 years? usa to whom it is written hermon to wear here there is a bull to a bull whip. well, who by the nature of his freedom loves that and behind the fence freedom so that you understand oksana vitalievna is our psychologist. and in the second minute of our performance, we simply have to do it. well, tights pulled up. let's go

further. ekaterina nikolaevna anya yes, you got your notes through my ear to pass. what's here in does each team have outgoing characters? meet our rarely seen character vladimir pavlovich seleznev head of security at sberbank can you go back to where you came from? as it turns out, everything ends so quickly. i remind you, this is a music festival. well , is it really impossible to sing about something relevant, but actual? yes, it's easy

. but we'll tell you that you shouldn't be completely sad, i will be able to sing what you can replace. like me and like 12 in kaliningrad on central street 39? no, it's all girls, i've had enough, thank you sponsors the kvn team lights out. no expresses gratitude to the ex-governor of the kirov region. to the ex-governor of the ivanovo region for kindly

sewn dresses snowflake white swan snowy owl black dolphin our institution is second only to kindergartens in name. let's get acquainted, there is no end, the city, yekaterinburg of the urals , ladies, tell me nicely how and

such a job and try to find it for the day. of all the participants of the current festival, the next team is familiar to the local audience, perhaps the best , because they come to festival and once have already taken a small kivin to svetlogorsk. in the dark vice-champion of the season before last of the kvn major league, the team of the peninsula, the city of simferopol, the republic of crimea

good evening on the stage of the peninsula. we have been coming to the festival for the fourth year and still we do not have our treasured kivin. and we have been part of the russian federation since the fourteenth year, and the fact that crimea is a subsidized region seems to have forgotten only kvn well, that's okay. today already rey will be able to fix. this is a misunderstanding. you prepared something, of course, a song about difficulties men at the resort. i met on the territory of a soviet and i sanatorium, than to glue a woman together, the task is more difficult, it is not easy, it is not easy to fall in love with us.

steel girlfriend of the spring of bread well, you're doing just fine, you're trying so hard. today i need to sing well in order to get through sergei well. oh, and i then well, here, except for the voice, there is nowhere to go. rustic are you drunk? no, i stopped. i can feel you're not sober, but i lightly quit. didn't tighten it right. russia then you at least know who is against us today, of course, washington berlin

let's continue the song about the fact that in svetlogorsk it's cold here and all the teams are warm. they say that it's cold here, and if all the teams from the tenth floor jump off. well , probably close the festival. and the organizers, perhaps. it’s because of you that they won’t give us a kivin, and they’ll take the old one. let 's make things easy. after all, as sometimes happens in life , different people live among us, and i accidentally completely found out that in the usa there is such an admiral and he stands on such a blue shore, however, i can’t

be so clean. well, maybe it's time to show room. sasha announces friends, few people know, but in the kaliningrad region there is a wonderful children's production center itak in the music edition. so we pass, we pass, guys, we don’t crowd, we become faster . yeah okay okay? well done hello. hello. who are you? i am a children's chuikovsky. and this is my children's choir fucked like songs. what songs? without children, i heard

please, only kazakhstan does not want and armenia i recognized you, cattle. it was you who came to me with poems last year. come on now. how much money to give for you to leave $100 no problem cash. i have moscow.

you're crazy. children need a grandmother and their own room. everything is clear to you. thank you, goodbye about the morningstar. what is the name of the lost dog right away? listen, how do you not understand? the main task is to make all kaliningraders happy today. so let me sing about the poles. only without a mat i will replace. all poles on the cheek

friends, we first came to svetlogorsk in 2019 as a young, unknown team. it was our first performance on the stage of a large square. at next year. we got into the big leagues, we took a small kivin, in the dark we became vice-champions. this stage is very special for us. and today and today

i'm leaving svetlogorsk, wait. are you saying goodbye? no, i just thought, what if we never come back here again. we may not return. never again damn are you crying? what are you? this is so that i will never walk along these streets again, more precisely, along this street. we'll never know how to tell the time with those fucking sundials. we'll never try those little hairy ones again watermelons gooseberries yes gooseberries. come on, lim.

maybe we'll come back here when i don't know, maybe next year. do you want to stay here at all? okay, what do you want? do you want kivin? oh my little one, no big one. okay, okay, that head is heavy. friends, in fact, we do not come to the festival for some awards. we want everyone who returns home from svetlogorsk to say how cool, crimea

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