colleagues extend far beyond the publishing house , someone started in the komsomol, having received from vladimir sungorkin, as they say, a ticket to life, and someone simply found a friend in him. with us, he was volodya, a man who, as he lived and died, the eu then mushrooms our russian nature. his house was such a big outcast in the middle of the house there was a big russian song that he was sleeping. that's how he died, probably for him. this is the best death. only a terrible slide, that so early any forgiveness is always flowers, but this time there is also a fresh number komsomolskaya pravda, a publication that, through the efforts of vladimir sungorkin, united very different people and continues only now without him kirill braninov. vladislav abbasov. svetlana vidyashkina sergey valetov channel one. almost three hundred firefighters today extinguished a skyscraper in the city of chinsha in southeast china, terrible footage, as if from a disaster movie, the internet instantly flew around the internet

. in the middle hundreds of people were trapped in a fire trap during the working day, according to the authorities, they all managed to evacuate data on the victims. burned out like a match. and in italy, another misfortune not fire, but water, a real flood in the east of the country due to heavy rains and landslides, at least 10 people died, another 50 received the city's injuries literally floated in a couple of hours , half the annual rainfall fell. the first floor of the houses was flooded by the car caused by violent streams rescuers evacuate people from the disaster zone tens of thousands of italians were left without electricity and telephone communications in the area of ​​​​the mark most affected by the disaster, an emergency regime was introduced . the rate of inflation in russia is slowing down, this is the

data of the central bank and therefore the regulator lowered the key rate. now we have 7.5%. the index has been decreasing for the sixth time. after in february, the central bank was forced to immediately raise it to 20% per annum, then the ruble strengthened and the rate was reduced three times, first by 3% points, then by one and a half in july. now the rate level corresponds to the asset. last december, the center of banks noted the dynamics of business activity better than expected and the situation on the labor market is stable even without precedent anti-russian sanctions and the unemployment rate is minimal although the external conditions for our economy are extremely difficult. what does a reduction in the key rate of less than 100% mean for deposits, but loans will also become cheaper, including the head of the central bank commented on the purchase of housing and special mortgage programs from developers. now many can see that there are, uh, really very low rates, even close to zero, the so-called mortgages from developers, but i would like to warn that this is a purely marketing ploy and very often due to the fact that people buy

an apartment at an inflated cost, and then, due to this inflated cost, the developer shares some kind of one-time compensation with bank. and we're going to take action now, because that's a lot of vision to confuse borrowers, but in general, uh, lowering inflation and its sustained nature makes, uh, mortgages more affordable. the final day of the educational program is a female leader as part of the first international stream, which is conducted by the senezh management workshop on the basis of the presidential platform of russia , the country is a little bit in the spotlight, the participants today were socially important projects , the graduates of this educational marathon have become more 170 people and 47 regions and 19 countries. the goal of the program is to unite active business women who are able to manage and solve complex problems, the participants via video link addressed the chairman of this federation, valentina matvienkom, a woman. the leader forms another dimension of cooperation

for all our like-minded people. for those who love russia for whom our country is our culture. our history remains native. wherever our compatriots live now - i would say this is the female face of the russian world, which, despite what attacks and cancellation attempts will undoubtedly live on. and to develop including thanks to your work. the most charming and attractive, sensitive, cheerful and incredibly beautiful angelina vovk accepts congratulations on her birthday for her appearance on the screen. the whole country literally waited for the whole country . television became a real all-union relative, that's why she was called affectionately. aunt, lina, bright body fate, bright, woman, angelina vovka is now in demand and

enjoys doing what she loves, how she manages to be, and not seem to know our correspondent is alexey's name. loves you since childhood. it's good. keep on loving me. and may all these sunflowers bring me good luck, happiness, longevity, barely seeing a camera and a microphone. angelina vov immediately takes everything into her own hands, even the wishes of the legend of our television and just a beloved aunt. lina invited us to take a walk through the halls of the tretyakov gallery, where he finds inspiration seems to be a musician, pianist, but not mayakovsky in japan, i was painted by one artist said, lina san - it's you , most likely, the view from the top to the bottom. we want to start our evening with words of gratitude to the author of the letters, and this always burning look and hospitable smile, beloved by millions of viewers, went to

angelina vovka from her grandmother, as well as musicality, because she is the first announcer of central television, which i sing for a long time not so long ago, although in my youth i sang completely different songs in the company of friends , let's get down to business. rabinovich and i know there was some kind of hooliganism in this, or what? they are waiting for you on the boat. it is likely that today we would congratulate the famous film actress angelina vovk if your beloved husband did not advise her to forget about the cinema theater and go on television, but you can see young angelina in several films at once, and in shukshin's film she played a fashion model. my mother said as soon as your elbow appeared sharp thin from around the corner. i realized that now it will come out, that you. i came out dear friends. angelina vovka reports on fashion and is allowed to appear in dark glasses, talking to celebrities and cameramen. they even manage to show her knees. well

, i couldn’t read serious news, you know, now i can make a serious face, but in those years. already went on television with a smile, happy today in moscow held the final meeting of my regular session. oh sorry , the seventh session of the supreme soviet of the ussr, the ninth convocation. i would have read this then, because i was bursting with joy. well, how many kopecks, my grandmother gave the first broadcast. the kids spent a good night, as in the fog they urgently replaced the missing leading actors under the table, then they helped to calm the excitement, gently stroked their knees, when you suddenly forgot the text, they can push you with an elbow under the table remembered that you were sitting silent. oh, good evening, my aunt found a new boss who worked in poland and he did not know this program for children. and when he saw piggy he said, well, how is it that our

piglet splashes you in the soviet people. it was never seen wrong at all. i say why piggy you take it? this is the most beloved hero of our children, and he immediately called somewhere and said, don't worry, and piggy will be and karkusha and all your other heroes will remain on the screen. after meeting you, they call you a dirty pig. it's like praising not a ryahu, and the times changed dirty me, and vovka remained on the screen. all the same affable understood that for many it is warm, it is simply necessary that if we were alex you know how bad i feel, how terrible i am. i don't know what to do. you understand, i will load you, but you cannot solve my problem. and if they said alexei i'm fine. you know, may you be well too. this. good relations , we invite you to listen to this song, but it was not always possible to hide adversity either. once , right before an important live broadcast, a dog died. naturally, when i went on the air, it was clear that i was worried, i bring to your attention from the colony

strict regime. i received a letter, dear angelina who offended you? whisper, we'll figure it out, she wrote thousands of letters and a declaration of love, but there were too annoying fans each. i wake up at night. i look at the window. this is how a man hangs from that side, and he jumped on this window like a monkey, but i hid and pretended that the monkey took off my sleep. bam, it would have been her life and malevich's black square when the central television was gone and all the announcers were fired. well, since i defended the song of the year, then i suddenly look. in vain a rainbow rose above me and not blue, if we have wonderful songs, then everything will be fine. and let the song of the year have long been different, leading angelina vovk has her own song of the year the annual children's music festival in the eagle and thousands of children tell her again and again, aunt lina we love you, see you again, friends 8:00 my favor

life goes on alex zolotov nikolai malashenko maria emelyanova anastasia berestenko. channel one happy birthday beloved, tv presenter on channel one documentary film angelina vovka is the woman who leads, watch on saturday at 14:00, and right now the club of cheerful and resourceful summer cup 2022 is on the air. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank

tinkoff he is so alone summer time and naturally, the best form of evening leisure. this is kvn because it's fun, because it's bright, because laughter prolongs life. so, enjoy, dear friends, and don't. no need to thank us for this , thank yourself, because you love. so, watch kvn, we start 29

almost anniversary summer cup of kvn on the stage of the maria amphitheater the team of the perm territory is 21 years old and another debutant

of such games, they do not have a champion title, but last year the frontman of this team as part of the expendables joe team became champions of the major league kvn team wrestlers northern landing, city nizhnevartovsk jury today everything is very clear and structurally three cups of the nose winner of the summer cup of 2002 as part of the kvn team ural dumplings andrey rozhkov viktor vasilyev summer cup of 2003 as part of the team from the ussr national team vadim galygin summer cup of 2003

as part of the team and national team ussr what kind of jury without a beautiful bright talented actress olesya sudzilovskaya chairman of the jury general director of channel one konstantin ernst prepare the team with great pleasure. i wish everyone good luck. dear friends, i must say that during the existence of kvn, several tens of thousands of greetings have been played, and the team always has the task of going out and surprising to do it in a way that no one has done before

them, and it seems to me that our team today will perfectly cope with this. meet the greeting contest team of the perm territory. ladies and gentlemen , the worst team of the perm territory is on stage. well , meet the peninsula with a half-wit, no?

wow stronger than stocks savings sausages. oh well, after all, that our crimea is your face i saw that crimea has not belonged to turkey for 250 years. len you want to start the performance with this. no , actually, i have a luxurious gift to konstantin lvovich straight from perm, to be honest, i don’t know where you will find such an exclusive now. here's three dollars in cash. in a couple of years

, with this money, he will buy an apartment and not chewing gum. so keep moving sanych walks. 4,000 were stolen. come on, where's the tent? where beer for 500 rubles. okay, lend me some money. we are fighting for the summer cup. what else money? i mean, which ones? i from behind the wings i saw that lenka had 3 dollars. yes , my good, what a good one for you. i'm going to crack your teeth like a frog right now to turkey. so lena calm down with him it's useless to argue igor sanych look at what you have in your room, the baby is waiting. with a hangover wafers 5 l. fuck the key to the

room with us. let's so you help. we win the summer cup and swing, your agree to the number of agree. egor yes, since childhood, i dreamed of riding on this swing in the sun, so that my shoes would fly off. so who today is playing wrestlers wrestlers. and that our athletes have absolutely nowhere to perform? guys, hello to yourself. from a distance i thought the oil slick was floating. congratulate me. i found myself a new hobby. now i scuba dive. and it's because of you recently, yalta was heated laugh. as much as you want. but now i mine pearls and send money to my mother so that it would be easier for her , so that my mother would not have to weigh 16 kg during childbirth. so go, do not interfere with the youth, what is needed for the victory is something adult

intellectual. i love to read. yes, i want you you read vladimir nabokov, a man who was nominated eight times for the nobel prize, a man who showed both here and in the west the full power of russian literature of the silver age. and then i imagined your sex, i remembered how i crushed the kitten in bed. and that vitya is great? now i need to go get an x-ray. what are you calming down? let's just look at the light.

are you smoking, or what? let's tie it up, along the way it is clear that with your mouth only read prayers. can. you promised to help us. in the end, you just get in the way, that's all. get up and be with us show. in the crimea there is the famous pioneer camp artek and we noticed that all the vacationers in the crimea are like pioneers, the reds do not want to go home and are always ready so with my comrade with you bitter comrade nut bloody trail to this comrade kite.

i liked it, the beauty in the restaurant told her that he was an actor. i am ashton kutcher comrade chacha comrade chacha, my wife forbids me to communicate with him comrade. we ruled with you de stormy nights with you by somersaults. i beautifully you exhausted me very hard, and the comrade on the left, comrade, on the left, leave the urals let's go with chacha. the mystery we meet. i found the bed in the room by touch. i kiss gently, right on the neck, comrade mother-in-law, comrade, mother-in-law not to look at each other. i met a guy on the

beach courting me on gleb beautifully suddenly this guy disappears familiar handwriting, comrade, the plum has separated my heart, comrades. and now it's time for me to go home, i'm full of strength, i rested on tom you need to understand all the juices, comrade train comrade train. the more there is a comrade with me in the reserved seat? well done, i already feel the taste of victory. is this nastya

tikhoretskaya from gangster petersburg or what? this is olesya sudzilovskaya yes, she starred there. no, you don't have to kiss your hand. leg, too, what started something? egor, i've just been drying up on her for 20 years. i no longer like it only with white bread after scrambled eggs. what young, then still yegor did not really love? olesya i am your fan igor sanych nothing to marry egor wife this is the closest person you are never betray. where are you and where is sudzilovskaya so everything, okay, i went to her. igor sanovich, and

viteva, was taken in their arms, so that, like in the series, it was yes, yes, no, i just sing badly. and the silence given upstairs will be somehow more romantic. or maybe snow is falling olesya, i have long wanted to confess to you, all the same, there is endless hope, like spiders do not get up. and there in the distance i see, the city which does not exist. you just like this year at the beginning thought it would be easier. mom, hold on man. bye please, huh? not well, but what rich people owe for state employees support? here we met, you know, i

was thinking. or maybe we’ll drop everything, stay together here in the crimea, rent an expensive yacht, live in expensive hotels, eat expensive restaurants, and then when will your savings run out? let's go with me to perm igor sanych, you are a disgrace to us. okay , last chance. maybe fry an egg? and then i’ll put bread in the pan, i’m so tired of all this. here is your room key. go to your bottle of whiskey. do not disgrace us yegor, you really think that i will exchange olesya for some a bottle of whiskey. although betrayal is in the style of gangster petersburg olesya your honor leonov under a

scorching goblet ay with you on-nai olesya if anything, i'm on the beach. rozhkov well, i see it in your eyes, too, pull yourself up, white, bread, do not forget the team of the perm territory. thank you we thank

the leadership of the republic of crimea represented by sergey valerievich aksyonov for their help in organizing the summer kvn cup . let's hurry up and ride the banana. so take it all off and don't be embarrassed. well, here it is

another body. let's. hello wrestlers on the stage, and more specifically. i'm amin rukin, well, you know the rest. so tune in tonight's summer cup. enough of these rehearsed questions. are you stupid? excuse me, that the hands are not so evil, just in training, rukh got injured like joints, yes, don't swear. be humble.

and what is our crimea? also yours. hear you, churchkhela. one more word, i'll kick you out here . sorry, get out. and that you kicked him out over whom we will now scoff, don't worry, little smelly gnome. we'll come up with something? so let's look at us seriously jury, and we do

not even know who is who. well, the principle of the concept of sudzilovskaya of them is what beautiful silky hair you can immediately see the director of channel one. yes, and especially for him, we brought a gift from the north dried venison, but remember, it was in a banana. yes, where is this sasha when he is so needed? i'm hell and what about abdul's face too. here you smesharik

touch sasha again, i'll tear your head off. hear us idiots, who are you holding for? for idiots that

i understood what would happen to you. enough with fists waving, other talents showed better why i called a singer from the crimean academic conservatory for this. how yes is abbreviated as meet i need to sing.

you see what the crimean conservatory is doing. well , how do you like the song? but the drunken woman, let him stay. i'll call my boyfriend. kitten, they offend me. which one of you hurt my girlfriend? i also offended and not handsome with you. well

then i offended. you are completely silent. brad pitt so you freaks. which of you offended my girlfriend three i was offended specifically who yes, this pop-eyed the dwarf is bearded, and he is that repulsed tupar so it is also not necessary to specify in detail. it 's taking it all out for me now. guys, where are you from , no dagestanis, no chechens, and who are you going to do anything, you understand, kitten? well , i can’t use these sports skills on the street, why can they pile on me? omar i said everything. why are you crying?

and me somewhere everywhere heavy corporal turns out. omar, either you will punish them now, or i will leave you. in short, guys, there is no such alignment now, in general, you will specifically fuck me with a crowd, like a dog, and then we disperse worldwide. i said everything, it's up to you to decide. it suits us, of course it suits you. i'll be back in an hour, kitten. we have exactly an hour to live a happy life together let's go ah. well, i would like to finish somehow beautifully, but this one was stolen from me,

like his dictionary. and that's why i have a small one. where did you get these words? i'm not a wrestler at all, an ordinary guy, not stupid in all respects, i read, i study languages ​​​​and i write poetry for my girls, i know everything about everything, i can judge. well, so but wrestlers performed for you, the northern landing. thank you please. the summer kvn cup takes place in

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greeting of the russian road, meet what to see for the poor and funny? every second

zalexiva is beautiful. we see everything except us and went happy with us. the moment when we bring to live barely, my heart is a hedgehog, c'mon, that's it, enough to be ashamed of people and so they remembered who we are well, who did you kill? hello the whole year in the crimea were not bored. what are you? yes, of course, crimea has become prettier. yes honestly

, sobyanin is somewhere here. or comes to preen a little bit. oh well, armavir is also on not worth the place. yes, we have also become prettier, and notice without sobyanin yes, that's what a resort in our city has now become. yes, armavir is a resort town, however, we have seas. no, mountains. no, beautiful places. no, for now, there is only a wild unreasonable desire to steal money from visitors. here, yes. and we in armavir decided to deal with import substitution. yes, we figured it out, figured it out and understood, listen, we would have to replace our imported one, it won’t work . let me go beside me my love. that's it, come on yura while yura is a moron, but that's great. hamon, hello,

uncle. pasha decided to try it on and got stuck. now i can't take it off. so you blow off. blow yourself. i just came. what are you so evil ? i'm here with a young mistress to rest. give her sex every day, she wears it for the third day, and you have a person who disappeared on a statement to the police to write opa, why is that possible? yes, well, you're a policeman. you must know all the laws. oh, redhead, in order to know all these laws, it’s just necessary to love this business, but okay, all the clowns. i went. i have affairs up to my waist. maybe up to the throat. yes i don't swim i can. i'm in the children's pool. and i have a poem about how ikea left russia. well, tell me the

blanket, the sheet ran away. and the pillow, like a frog, ran away from me. so this is moidodyr yes, how do i know what ikea is called now? maybe moidodyr is a bad verse, but there is a verse about how mcdonald's closed and now there are no free toilets good doctor aibolit, he sits under a tree, mouth. you don't need to carry anything. we don't need poems, there are songs. many people are leaving russia. and so reno decided to run away to escape. come to replace moskvich.

let us pray for the drivers so that we can produce cars by ourselves. but it's unlikely already shut your mouth, what are you singing, huh? lyokha hello, i forgot to say, i participated in the competition here in the crimea. in which mother , grandfather and i are an incomplete family. they took second place. and the first one is and where are you, grandma? can you shut up? and alexey but now i also have an incomplete family. why are you listening? mother-in-law drowned in the sea. i just looked to the south with my foot, pushing away the rescue hands, the mother-in-law screams, with a smile. i watch

how the barge goes to the bottom of markov parking but where are you where only bulba is a good fellow. so i didn't understand something. what do you think you can win on the peninsula with half-jokes? and how do you remember two words, a toady or a dish? hello konstantin lvov how do you look today to play there, and we are not an empty-handed denisey gift to you. yes , they brought here specially from armavir armavir frying pan. and why are the scrambled eggs here young? haven't you truly loved yet? i'll encode you your friend koshay from perm don't you understand

a respected person giving a gift? where is your upbringing? konstantin lvovich it's not easy frying pan, yes, you can not only cook food in it. by the way, this frying pan in armavir helped to solve the problem of domestic violence. didn't help solve anything. shut up. i will take you home and beat you with a frying pan. you will take no, well, if you do not want, then accept my invitation. but really, come to my house in armavir. i'll lay a chair, slaughter a boar 's apple narva banya, melt the fence, fix the extra white roof, and patch up the well a little. yes, do not come, listen, i have things to do there accumulated, take the frying pan, and that's all. yes , please don't move. wait. what is stand? stop. stay scared. what kind of nancy

pilosi landed on my peninsula without permission, olesechka tell me, are your parents by any chance oligarchs? otherwise, i’ll confiscate their asset now, freeze it, freeze it, don’t move, be quiet and don’t move . what kind of tackles is this, and what should have been like that? how do you do it? how does it all look? is he a frying pan? get away from here. alisa excuse egorovich, please, he is with us just when it is overstepped his principles. yes, he fell and hit his head. what are you doing whimpering? alexei this is my chance. i want to find a rich woman life here and live off. well, really, i want to live a normal life for a little while. i want the waiter to bring me fish. they sit waiting for some seagull to drop. i want to reach a new level, you understand that a stranger cut my hair. i want to

go to the store, like this, talk to the rich. hello how much what kind of cashew cashew? look how you look. and what will i to say that i fell under the sanctions egorovich well , you don’t look like a person who got boys under kamaz, yes. amnesty for dismissal, well, not boys, you see, i will find myself a rich woman and i will live beautifully. everything is waiting for me, cache it. speech, when you become rich shoes to me come back yura turn it off and so he knows that it's me. and what kind of appearance is quietly red? i'm here for an operation. and that, as the operation didn't hurt, how long will you leave?

quiet wrong operation? what kind of ursul wunderland is standing here freezing without russian energy carriers. hello what kind of wine do you prefer, liter, 25? well, let's five, and i see you are wealthy. let's talk the same language with you, you'll be a cashew. with a buzz then, maybe a chrysalis to you right away, such a chrysalis. you didn't say something right away. you've offered nuts and wine so far. i didn't bother at all. that's all, that's enough, both of them, by the way, alexey, i just met one grandmother backstage there. again you are for your mustachioed krokha chaliapin i'm not talking about that. grandmother is standing there. she is a representative of the public grandmother's movements against rozhkov what, she wants

to go out and deal with rozhkov, so there's still a conflict, we didn't have enough here, i'll go and delay. rit, and what does she want to deal with the carob, so he has been joking with them for 20 years, they hate him more than advertising during the field of miracles, here he is, where he sits smiling, rest, yes, and up. are you bullying grandmas? what are you, a pension fund, and yes, stop being so hard on him. i'm not tough yet. you know what i'll do. i'll drink a can of coffee now, i'll take your head to my chest. i'll press it, it will fill your face with a heart. and why are you

mocking grandmothers, and why are you mocking caucasians? don't you want to apologize? a yes , stop it. well, what, wait, you, damn it, i now have something to shy away from? anything heavy, can you say now? i would have given you a konstantinov lethem on the head. well, that's all, well, why are you so angry? come on, i'm not really mad at him . i just arrived at the clinic today at 7:00 in the morning, and there is no queue, you have to dump steam with it somewhere, and you are so funny fellows. thank you very much, dear friends, in general, you know our armavir, he is like a smallpox inoculation. well, i agree it's not very pretty. but thank you always. with you

there was a team team, as if handsome skate, guys for the russian road we will take away, laziness. cup. krasnodar our region the rest of the team. thanks traditionally, the scores for the welcome contest are given in the presence of the teams. let's applaud those who have already given us some great team jokes

on stage today. dear members of the jury maximum score five points in this competition, i would like to see your scores so the team of the perm region. 5 5 4 5 4 wrestlers northern landing four five four five five russian road all judges five points average scores team of the perm territory and wrestlers northern landing 4.6 points russian road five points exactly further is a competition that can rightfully

be called the favorite competition of the jury, because the members of the jury there shine with their acting talent, we describe the situation and ask one of the members of the jury to participate in this skit. andrew can you ask? so with pleasure for a long time i did not ride in the driver's seat. please sit down. dear kvnshchiki, the situation is you are a traffic police officer stopping an amazing vehicle driven by andrey rozhkov andrey, as if nothing had happened, says the reason for the stop a familiar situation and the one who is ready to wave the rod, stop the banana is already rushing. the reason for the stop damn, i've been working for so many years. the first time dumplings, i see on a banana. sorry this is the reason for the stop

i dropped out. the reason for stopping where are we going? reason for stopping ride handsome i think we'll end up accepting versions at this point. thank you very much andrey rozhkov in the next skit we will ask viktor vasilyev to take part in your applause. and dear kvn workers, and one of you is at a lively trading place and is engaged in the sale of the magnificent but very dubious crimean draft wine, a person approaches you who clearly falls out of the classic image of your usual contingent, because,

and he is quiet, very soft . he speaks in a pleasant voice. please forgive me. can you tell me how to get to the house-museum of anton pavlovich chekhov excuse me , please, can you tell me how to get to the house-museum of anton pavlovich chekhov do you think it's cheaper there? excuse me, please, can you tell me how to get to the house-museum of anton pavlovich chekhov. if you bake all this, will you get straight to chekhov? hello, can you tell me how to get to the house-museum of anton pavlovich chekhov, the password is correct, take five? excuse me, please, can you tell me how to get to the house-museum of anton pavlovich chekhov i don't know, i'm going to donate blood. thank you thank

you very much viktor vasilyev applause. olesya here business olesya for you we have chosen a fantastic scene. are you lying on the beach? on a sun lounger, relaxed and dozing, you suddenly open your eyes and see that a certain person has been staring at you for some time. stranger you ask him a question. why are you looking at me like that? why are you looking at me like that? i'm creating shade for you.

why are you looking at me like that? why are you looking at me like that all the same? i'm afraid. and i didn't apply. this is our

evil. thank you very much olesya sudzilovskaya vadim galygin this is a massage table. one of the kvn workers who participates in the skit is a massage therapist and vadim turns to you and says, you know, i would like something exotic. i would like something exotic. oh, you have a carburetor here.

would you like something exotic for you massage, relaxing or like a foursome in a greeting? hello, i would like something exotic, where else are you exotic on the second shelf? hello, i would like something exotic. scalpel hello, you know, i would like something exotic yokarny bogeyman. was that a hole for the face, or what? oh, how embarrassing? thanks a lot. vadim

galygin your applause thank you and in the final get ready, dear friends. the scene following the restaurant you are a waiter konstantin ernst is sitting at one of the tables and you hear a very quiet, and therefore a very scary voice. i'm sorry someone will come to me today. i'm sorry, but someone will come to me today. i'm sorry we can't bring our own table here. sorry, but today someone will come up to me, and i will come, come . excuse me, someone will come to me today

. it's just interesting for me personally. who are you? why did so many people come to watch? how will you eat? excuse me , someone will finally come to me today. yes go to a restaurant. well, what are you swearing on the street? perm territory, last attempt, let's excuse me today, someone will finally come to me. what was possible? constantine your applause but i must say konstantinovich

became more and more terrible with each approach. it's true, the competition situation is over, but also would like to know how the jury liked this competition maximum score. this is the five points team of the perm territory. four all judges four points wrestlers northern landing a joke about this our sun lounger has gone. i feel all the judges five points. and, please, your marks russian road all judges five points team of the perm territory 8.6 points wrestlers northern landing 9.6 points russian road, 10 points exactly kvn team the team of the perm territory thanks the governor of the perm territory dmitry nikolayevich makhonin for the support, as well as all the inhabitants of the

perm territory, the kvn team wrestlers northern landing, nizhnevartovsk thanks the association for assistance in the development of the arctic territories northern landing and personally alexander anatolyevich peterman. and the russian road, armavir team thanks the governor of the krasnodar territory, veniamin ivanovich kondratiev, the miraklion anapa resort represented by valery alekseevich dimoev, as well as the mountain face of sergei ivanovich shcherba imagine a blind exhibitionist. ah. what is there, what is there, people with a flat booty, having flown off a banana, can do three or four more, jumping on the water. i've been walking around moscow yes, dripping expensive power steering is more expensive than moscow only the time spent with parents is the humor of our team, like a lame prostitute. if it goes well, have fun.

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the team of the perm territory will just start the last competition, this musical homework. seryozha 8654 i'll buy you a house by a pond in the suburbs and i'll bring you to this own house. i'll get pigeons igor sanych what's going on, and what did i drink in karaoke i wanted? wow, this jellyfish is in my swimming trunks, you are all of you who saw him alone with cookies talking. we have musical homework. so i drink. you must be shrek. why aren’t you green yet drunk because so collect everything from

him. e, where are you that swallow in my nest where you can’t swing? she is in full swing to stop speaking normally and do whatever you want to drink go to women. if you want to pester him, i want to fight with the police. and it is in this sequence, that's it, 10 minutes be patient and free guys starting. swamp yegor let's immediately closer to the ending, it's you. okay, we'll win. we are all this mother for his ears this one. uh. well, wait, we are with the heroes do not hang up your nose. you are well, come in, if anything, yes, how did you know? egor i just like completely different works which seryozha i will buy you a house igor sanych we will not include

lesopoval egor the phrase we will not include lesopoval in the crimea is prohibited. have you not read the laws of crimea at all, or what? now even just interesting. well, what other laws are there, right? there are only three. to say, well, not turkey, of course, is impossible. men can’t walk along the embankment in t-shirts, their belly must breathe . don't interfere, have you already mixed it here? look, you've got pinocchio snow white puss in boots. yes, my wife will see him and say, look, and even the cat has boots. in general, where does he come from from another fairy tale , collected characters from all fairy tales. and there is no parrot kesha brownie kuzya shreke cannot be russian characters. what package of sanctions is this? 17 evil

dragon are you attacking cities on foot? i'm not attacking, i'm guarding the princess, how do you just sleep on the stairs? actually, i can breathe fire, but then we will compete with you. so okay, in general, according to the plot, shrek is not afraid of the dragon and sings the song hallelujah to fiona. i will buy you a house by the pond in the suburbs

. i will tell your daughter that santa claus did not come to me for the new year, because his mouth burned with a salute. what guess how he drinks? all right, everything was persuaded, what should be done? here lena princess fiona princess princess of beer is not opened with an eye. especially jars. igor alexandrovich is a little bit left you sing a song to fiona dance with her, kiss, fuck yourself a little bit. yes, you are talking about the hero of labor . don't get tired of it. you deprived us of our dreams, we didn't go to you egor game, i

know your mother rozhkov well, why are you sitting? alexander vasilyevich where are you alexandra vasilyevich sanya with us, memory is sitting at the table. and in her hand is a flame candles. you're so good you really don't care about the team don't care about the summer cup. yegor yes, how can you not understand, and i'm an ordinary man on vacation to rest so that people pass by my sunbed and say huts, look, still alive. yes, i'm in perm. he just works in the fire department. recently, the case was at work, the calculation leaves for

a call. seryoga unwinds everything, sleeves. sanya's car is put on the hydrant by anatoly. sanych give me water. and you. and i'm playing kvn here, count up. forgot to change. someone in a five star hotel zilovsky i roll up, and i, by the way, have a wife. here is a daughter recently born. and you know, my wife, where will i put this cup and, by the way , not where you thought i already have a big kivin in gold. youth, tell me why is this victory needed at all, do you think kvn was invented for some results for some cups? yes, kvn was invented for people to have fun, so i enjoy it and egor advises you to relax and have fun.

where will i come to you? here is egor count up and so every game it was possible to treasure the team of the perm territory for you. thanks

to the wrestlers next on the stage, the northern landing of magadan has recently left western films, and turkish tv shows have come, and the wrestlers, as they were, are, therefore, the wrestlers show their turkish tv series. love, but hookah 365 series the richest and most respected chef in turkey after all, it was he who first came up with the idea of ​​posting food in social networks.

i'm sorry to interrupt your high, but our house was robbed when they just took out all our food. we need to have a serious talk. yesterday i see you on the beach with a naked man. i just bathed our two year old son. okay, i'm sorry. especially since today is your birthday, so today you can do whatever you want, because i wrote a list of everything you want to do today. erase give birth to children admire your beauty. this is your day zeinab enjoy. that

allah pasha and you have not forgotten that today our son introduces us to his girlfriend and her parents for sure let's go the son is already waiting for us at the restaurant. my love, how beautiful are you? it suits you better wear. so i miss you, my beloved turkish son. the father is some kind of mother from the harem. meet this is my love. yulduz is so handsome, son, go for a walk. i want to talk to your yulduz no father

25 times. i won't fall for it. every time i go out, my new mother appears in your harem. and here are my parents. what a beauty. it's good that i don't have it. okay, let's sit down at the table waiter. order something to eat. thank you, we are from home you ate no. order then, and bring me the most expensive dish in my restaurant camel stuffed odnushka from the center of moscow, just cut into small pieces well, and you and

us water stuffed with soda bubbles. yes , only on personal small pieces is good. how much do you earn in dollars? this is at what rate world or russian? but in russian it’s a little less that i decided not to marry yulduz oh , so then we run away with her to where you can’t reach us, you don’t even dare to climb on the closet. how do you even laugh to argue with your father? i take everything you have a finger of indignation. you deprive me of turkish charisma then so where did you get another finger of indignation? is this an import disturbance? yes, i can say everything. i do

n't suit you miserable rogues, stop insulting us. smelly. what are you, a cook, come on, let 's talk like a man with a man. challenge accepted. no, me too. so okay, everything, the wedding does not happen. all went zeynab i still have things to do. don't worry, i will fight for you no matter what, even if i have to fight against my father's will, really, then it's time to say i'm pregnant with you. on the other hand, this is the father. so with him also not possible. yes, what am i talking about, i will go to the end correctly isif, be both tasty and the point rot your own. line exactly, then i have a plan

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once again there was no man who would challenged the musret, so he automatically becomes the champion. stand still i will fight against the foreigners lord what we see some kind of suicide defied musret muzred. he doesn’t even know how to react to this because this is the first time in his career. participants approach the projectiles first to start, well, the cut traditionally begins . we all understand that he has no chance, but

still, how will he answer, the impudent newcomer. please . what it is? are you just beating all these years food? well, yes, everyone only likes to watch me cook, but no one ever tries. what a delicious unwashed cucumber. if in the corner you

surprise me, you prove that the blood of a real cook flows in you and that it turns out to be a turk, i am a half- turk. i fulfill your love desire. ask for whatever you want. father i want boiled corn. if a two, i want to marry yulduz and i have a

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for today it is shown by the kvn team russian road hello people again we let's be honest. we envy you if he doesn't. well, i mean, yes, but that's not about that now. valdis what is good? why am i worse than a dumpling? i , too, valdis also want to lead kvn. good evening ladies and gentlemen, i see in your eyes and yours is not my question. which starts with what the fuck?

colleague help. you, too, were in the same situation at the beginning. so valdis well, what kind of host of kvn are you, take pity on the viewer. oh, lyokh, it’s like watching welding for the first 2 hours, it hurts, then your eyes will get used to it. well, it doesn’t seem to you that one of you seems superfluous, but how can i tell him about it. you are a fool calm colleague. this is him to me. you are wavy with what did you decide? that you are a normal presenter at and this, perhaps, both of us so shut up, but red -haired red-haired, in short, can you imagine, on the way here, do you remember when we were driving along the highway, we almost knocked down two deer. well, in short, it was necessary to beat them. they

organized a rap group and now they will come here. so we must not allow them to come out now, dear friends, and the next speech may offend the believers' sense of common sense. the request from the hall to leave the faint-hearted are the feeble-minded. meet no, this is already an option king, let it be thank you guys you are the best audience. they don't understand you, smart dolphins, they understand everything. calm down well who are the gun hot group, you want? bro we want to go next year, well, from russia to eurovision, you are morons russia will not go to eurovision next year and we understood a joke through

vpn , as if we were from france granny began to survive by fish, growling from competitors, catching a stray bullet , killed granny for steam. bro are you kicking us out? it would be better to congratulate yes. we have soon reset double holiday. estimate my broy, my mother in one day. this is their wedding. by the way, bro who are you marrying. i'll tell you later, damn it, you talk like a mother like that. calm down what you are carrying. hear what you are saying and how you are talking to us. we actually traveled here to the crimea on the same train with konstantin lvovich evers, which is serious, listening to our track

rails rails, sleepers sleepers. yes, on the second shelf , the director of channel one was tired on the train, and the roads are long. and i lay down on top of the shelf, stretching out my legs, my holey socks on everyone's way and then a familiar voice, and the boys will let you pass. thank you for lying. but seriously. when he came in, now he took out testicles from a chicken, such pickles are different, along the way, yakubovich was collecting a trip. by the way, about the next track about yakubovich calm down. which track do you understand that no one will download your tracks? why download them? you dude they are airborne from the next track dedicated to

those who were with us when we took off. yes , run away, we fall, we write nasty things about will about her husband kolya and we just neighbor it is not from evil, it is part of the presentation. soon the cathedral will be the only allowed social network on the territory of the russian federation so, let's get out of here. you understand that this is not your hey grotto yes, in 2014 they also talked about crimea, get out of here. shadow of the sky expresses gratitude to the armavir butter and cheese plant for butter for cheese and for water what is i for the sake of victory, for the sake of what victory

who puts the jury at the end of the evaluation, and the winner? who announces the leader? well, it's like the jury bet, anyway, i'll announce that we won oh , you fox, cool plan. let's continue. well , the next on the stage will be the armavir connoisseur and performer of the caucasian song and cuisine gourmet belyashi. put your finger up, put likes, and how will you skype i went. i’m a cryptic restaurant, so that i can kick my knees back and forth with a malion , i’m sitting, getting high vidok but peru’s cradle with my hand, and on this day i

introduced the first myth to my mouth with the crimean onion, and bitter bite. where did you go? what kind of bow is he? he's a sweet onion no onion, no grandson, from this he saw. he is the brain. i ate it every day. i slept with him. i didn't enter it. and it's easier you wanted a regular one, a bow, it's clean damn, he's a kid for me, he can, he call me back never to get into the base at night to cover soon that's it, only my mouth now i love him, like a mat, i 'll kiss everyone here. let's just have some gum first. we need you for the next number. and

we rehearsed, please. well , they asked me to announce. well, what are you what, what to announce you say yes you whatever. tell they adjust. come on, armavir trainers , no. jugglers are not. armavir dance group right? meet one two three four times, two, three four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, uh, finished. hello , who are you? hello we are the armavir studio,

an island of social dance on slippery political topics. why did you choose such topics for dancing? and, because they can show us for words, but not yet for movement, it turns out that dance is body language that you can’t shut up. okay okay and what station have we have a dance called joe biden. well, let's see colleagues. hello hello that 's all for now, yes, but in the future this dance will be without pants. we believe you are not needed. us political dances. there is something simple for the audience passionate dance sex on the beach. but this is interesting. let's see.

until she agrees. well, wait, she almost agreed to restore. so no need for this dance. let's have another one. well we have a dance when two friends went to the beach and so far one the other one swam up from behind and took off his swimming trunks and went ashore and whinnied for a long time, and the other waited until it got dark to also go ashore, the name is shorter there is a creature, what are you calling names? let's have another dance. there is a dance called the little ducklings, but that's what dances are for. we need to go into the cold sea, why, so that they leave you

small. i won’t go to the sea with you anymore, you’ll go like a pretty one, calm down, i don’t understand how you dance in a duet, if you constantly quarrel, because we are twin brothers. so you don't look alike, thank you let's do it, either you dance a dance that the audience likes, or you leave? good bye. valdis, why don't you go for the cabinet? lech, i thought so, my kiosk colleague. what about a colleague, my friend? valdis is a great leader. and it’s too early for me to conduct kvn. but the jury is not early galygi. move over, please. wait, you don't have to go anywhere. yes

, wait, i'll come to the jury and agree. they will give us five now and that's it. we will win. valdis listen we are 10 years old. how many kvn played always played? honestly, wait, you said 10 years, yes and true, this year the kvn team russian road turns 10 years old. wow, it turns out 10 years the family has not seen 12 that 12. well, 12 years ago. i left my wife for 12 years and have not seen the family. fuck it turns out. you have been calling me yegorovich for 10 years. damn, in such a time you can forget your name. what 's my name? wait what's my name, it's also not impossible to forget the name. so pasha is my name guys. what's my name be afraid, kirill so calm down redhead, why are you silent? and i do know, i thought so, we are 10 years old. every time we come to kvn to perform on stage and every time

we say something, we joke. we sing, we try to amuse the viewer, we ourselves have fun. and honestly, now for the first time in 10 years on the kvn stage, i just want to be silent. reshavka and mustaches are not afraid at all. even the oncoming lane was confused, such a

moment came that armavir, if the president is your mitin, we are ancient here, he was walking along the road of russian fools. just one thing she is god the russian road of the russian people. and we are involved, dear. dear friends, now we will sum up not only competition, but also all the games and therefore it is with great pleasure that i invite all the teams to the stage to

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