you run through the transformations of our country. many of us may can speak wonder how it has been for so many years. i'm getting my puzzling tricks. the case is difficult for me, it does not cause tears of tenderness. i allow myself to order what happened many years ago, the name of gennady khazanov makes everyone smile, even if he and a student of the culinary college passed the sour soup exams. and bravely the teacher from the italian school of all hand over their weapons.

bongiorno bombini hello children gennady viktorovich, of course, you are a monkey who collected stadiums and palaces that were quiet, as if you were hearing for the first time, khazanov did the right thing himself, as an artist, but he was very lucky on the way, he constantly met people who changed his fate for the better, thanks to one of which he ended up on the stage. although i wanted to do a completely different ballet, and i really wanted to . someday, just like that, go on the stage with a light supply of another person. he met his love for life. he stayed the same as before he had a pure soul, like a child with the support of a third, when the audience was already shouting to khazanov. go away to finish eating, he found himself again , gennadievich came out on stage and just not a single

applause in deathly silence, and i thought, oh-oh-oh, only he was now not afraid of such fateful meetings accident or regularity and did khazanov himself become a key figure in someone's destiny? what score five gennady khazanov himself will tell about everything, as always, honestly, without embellishment and exaggeration, i will not. that it's some little thing, maybe collapse big pure feelings? i have wanted to marry someone for a long time. only i am ashamed of this, i can still meet a girl. well, what

to do next? i don't know, they turned out to be so bold we didn't deal, it's gone too far. she even came to my house once, and we spent the whole evening with her. what are you giggling, you don’t think about it, it’s just that we were with her all evening watermelon, we ate watermelon was so tasty, i ate four pieces. then when he went to see nina off. i realized that in vain so much watermelon was already too late. and so we go with her. and i'm looking down the street and there are only big houses around, and there is no small house anywhere. they tell us, i think something happened to you. i say "no. well, maybe she's something

you're looking for all the time. i say what is this culinary technique. i say, if possible, let's go quickly. she says, you can't see me off. no see me off, i say, can i. i ca n't walk slowly. well, let's go by bus. well, what do you mean , there are a lot of people there, nothing can be pressed, but we went faster, but still there is no small house anywhere. and there is only a police box and comrade lieutenant. i want to ask you to teach this girl to hear. he says, why are you afraid that you have committed a crime? no, i'm just getting ready. wet business he says, don't be afraid. we will never let you do this at home. she says, let's go, i'll introduce you to my mother. the only thing i miss right now is your mom. but we still went

to her, and my mother says, it's good that we came. let's go drink tea. i say, well, what did i do to you? she somehow doesn't want tea. let's eat watermelon it was on. i won't even describe no student of the culinary college, could not be the fact is that at one time a graduate of the circus school. gennady khazanov was not hired anywhere, that's all. after one emergency in the last year, gena was invited on tour to conduct one concert, and speaking between the numbers, he allowed himself to perform unlit, that is, not censored and not certified with a round seal. hud advice material, after this performance, khazanov was expelled from the tour with a scandal. she is the head of the fortieth school. the mail has arrived. from the students of khazanov will not accept the head of the moscow concert in any of our subordinate organizations, and therefore i recommend that he be cleared immediately. no need, no need, if you

sort out his biography step by step like this, then it was very similar for me, i cling to it like that. i find viktorovich i think that we had the same ones, but there were some difficulties, when it was necessary to fight. well, i'm not the only one, right. come on, then khazanov was not ready to fight, he was at a loss and almost waved his hand and here it was. fate intervened in the face of the leader state variety orchestra of the legendary leonid utyosov, despite all the recommendations of the ideological department. he saw talent in the young khazar and took him to his job. gennady began to conduct concerts of the famous orchestra and perform at them with his first solo breeds, incredibly talented, incredible, feeling, knowing, understanding, because he was probably an entertainer. many would like to be and

many aspired to this, but from gennady viktorovich khazanov i unmistakably chose this i found a job sweeter than in boxes. and already a couple of years later, khazanov left the rocky brain-concert for promotion, forgave his former sins and took the young artist on staff in a difficult case. with his profile. better on the stage i was born in the soviet union, born in a planned economy, and i myself was not born according to the growth plan, i was without a father on december 1, 1945, such a boy was born who bore and still bears his mother's surname. i was a child, apparently with a vile

character. telling you an example i was led in kindergarten i enter, and i was the last in the group. and here is the technician. watching the children wash their hands. i say, and what is this toilet soap genochka today? you just got sick. you forgot. we always have toilet soap. i say no. we always have laundry soap, and today , probably, the commission arrived. and this commission is worth watching watching. i was deprived of compote that

day. so. i couldn't imagine what would happen? the forerunner of my parrot could not guess, and then it turns out that the parrot is no miniature, written by the writer arkady khait. and this is just after many, many years, my vile nature of the word, which was confirmed by the parrot miniature. who said folder fool? i'm a complete idiot you know why? because i

can talk. does anyone call a fish a fool ? you always chat, always not what you need, i cut the truth of the uterus. then nobody asks me. i have been living in the world for 300 years. never stay more than two weeks. how many the owner changed is impossible to count. i remember. lived in the same family the royal crystal bell in the church was fed five times a day. pollock in chocolate it would seem that what else sit still. i could not resist a couple of

professor's wife came to visit them, just charming such caught me planting almonds, they will be stuck in my throat. oh, what’s up here, the hostess is screaming, he’s a provocateur of guests with an armful of coats to run, and the owner screams at me, you’re a painted cock if he tells you 200 rubles. it wasn't worth it, i would dump my soup , well, 200 200. 8

i sold it to someone to forget. he was delighted for the chervonets, he says, i will tell my wife what kind of steward i bought. the rest drank early rejoiced. i told his wife everything earlier. i don't stay anywhere for long. who wants to know the truth about themselves for another 300 rubles. to pay.

i went around the city aloud that i bring misfortune to the house. with a blow, no one wants to take it. the last owner mumbled , closed, finally passed, now i'm sitting here. in the zoo, so that i didn’t see anything, i didn’t hear anything, so i couldn’t say anything about people. but i will not remain silent here either. in the zoo , the tiger is not reported meat, before it's too late. save the predator. if he asks how do you know get me down. i’m not afraid of anything anymore, because i’m

full of all the difficulties on the way to glory and khazanov told yulia menshova why it was so important for you to achieve this goal to become an artist to do well in a variety circus. if not in the theatrical, why even when it did not work out there were thoughts of suicide, well, about suicide. it's something i don't know there somewhere. maybe i quit in my hearts. yes, i could not imagine that i would not achieve this if i now killed myself. and then who will it be? achieve? this means that someone else will take it, this place is not. i'd rather live, but shirvindt, who listened to you, so to speak, when you were not accepted to the theater institute, he told you, that's what there is such a school in moscow, they collect everyone

who was not taken, neither to gates nor to other theater universities such, in short , try the sump there, but they didn’t take you there either, right? i came as such and there is no need to go to the sump. it was some kind of desperation, it was desperation. i remember very well what i was sitting on a bench and explaining to the teacher. what is me not accepted in the school is a tragic mistake of mankind. why do they take it upon themselves to make such a mistake to deprive mankind of all mankind of the third meeting with this unique being. it was a brilliance, or were you sincerely sure that this, well, humanity should meet with you, there was no doubt. just because if it wasn't, how would i come to alone

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shoveled snow from the windshield. i said that some such and such i want to see his performance. he gave a phone number to the hotel, moscow. and after that, when i returned to school, i went to the teacher's room and said, i can call. well, you call, i took the phone and dialed the number. and so that all the teachers in this teacher's room heard it like not to them, but into the phone. because i didn’t need raikin so much as i needed teachers who were supposed to hear it, by the way. and so i received

permission to come to the performance and saw the great raikin i worked hard on one box. electrician listen once. not that tension. but i expected, i didn't take anything. well, i turned up the pressure a bit . i overfulfilled my plan according to the plan of 220 volts, and i gave them a thousand. thank you said. are you a fool? what did you do with our box? oh, the floor of the box was left without a roof, and the other half of the box without a

bonus, they say from here. what are you , my spine, i found such a job for myself sweeter than i choose in my life in a box at a confectionery. in general, i myself can say this publicly about it to say that i remain faithful to this teacher. and to this day, even when the dream of my life came true, when i came to the performance of the leningrad theater of miniatures. and i really wanted to go on the stage in the same way someday, and also to stay on the stage alone, also to meet the audience and ask the audience

for attention to two sections. although i understand that this is probably hmm, so to speak, then there were quite arrogant and ambitious plans. i came with a book. here is the book. i'm sorry for what she's in like this, but since i slept with her and read and ate with her instead of textbooks. i have read this book. this is the first book called arkady raikin show the cover nothing is written on it. here on this book. you wrote to me on march 15, 1961, the genius of khazanov in memory of our acquaintance. for many

years i have not been here, in general, fate has brought. i, probably, not accidentally in this educational institution. i'm starting in 1963. i tried to enter all theatrical educational institutions of the city of moscow, they did not take them anywhere. i'll show you don't know they will talk about me and once i found out that in moscow there is a state school of circus variety art in the sixty-fourth year. i came here and they didn't accept me here either. well, i think, it means that

it’s not my destiny to become an artist, i had to enter the moscow civil engineering institute, algebra was, what is called mastered by me? but with geometry and stereometry, i could be. here, in fact, in this space, without stopping, i go into the first audience that came across. and sit on the back table. so literally. i sit, not alive, not dead, grow together with this chair, and only see how this young examiner passes the audience, and so strange looks are thrown at me. start, suddenly he comes up to me and says. last year you

rested with your mother in a rest home, pestovo, i say so bewildered. yes, of course, i took a break. and i mostly saw, he says, he performed at the party. it was an evening of vacationers. i liked you very much. and why do you enter the construction institute? you were going, as far as i remember, in the theater i was not accepted anywhere, and therefore, if i do not enter here , they can only accept me in the army. future generals marshals, as well as deserters, traitors and vagabonds. submit your draft here. i give

my draft, he decides for me on a draft. these two tasks on the geometry of stereometry, i'm rewriting everything. i'm leaving. go. get your five. that's what it is. coincidence mystic but that was not this man. it greatly influenced my destiny. without conclusions

estrada, where he pulled out ticket number one and never forget me had a temperature of 39.5. it was summer and all. and they told me, anyway, come on, come on. maybe then, in general, gennady viktorovich was one of the members of the jury who gave me the grand prix, then not first, second, third, fourth fifth edge of cheese i’ll say when it was somewhere in the eighty-ninth year, maybe the ninetieth in sochi in dagomys and when i was lucky, and they told me that khazanov had a concert and it was possible to come and see it. well, for me it was, of course, cool. and the concert was amazing, the audience put in, of course,

it was difficult to get on the ears hanging on the chandeliers. ah, well, how to pull, because i was already with igor nikolaev. we got a few counter marks. i was delighted, because we live in khazanov, of course, in general at the beginning of this year. i bought a new radio. well, outwardly decorated you can just say beautiful but i have the impression that they made it at the end of the month. clicks clicks. in general, what is most important is that this receiver, without outside help, goes from one station to another. in general , today i want to show you how it works. and what programs in connection with this, i listen to it. moscow time 12 hours 15 minutes today we invite you to the radio. the smallest friend

listen to the tale of little red riding hood once baked by the mother of little red riding hood delicious pies that can withstand pressure up to 50 atmospheres of chemistry can be hammered into poison rocks and ore, the pilot plant was delivered to moscow where it was appreciated by the gray wolf licked. he clicked his teeth and said. you and i are in michael's assembly shop in front of us. the main thing is the plant engineer, vasily petrovich little red riding hood. i'm going, i'm to my grandmother, but in a basket. i have two new rolling herds. they increase labor productivity by 10%, but in order for them to work even better, you need to pull the rope. then the wolf rushed along

the shortest road, and little red riding hood went along the path, picking berries and singing a cheerful song, and stealing state property. we connected the alarm and now it is enough to press the button and not from the grandmother lay down. the wolf in the bed digests the grandmother and waits for the criminal investigation officer to come. involuntarily want to ask question to the representative of management from what at you? such big ears, they help me produce, only excellent products with these words, the wolf attacked little red riding hood and swallowed it. this is a great success for the whole team, but in the general meeting the wolf crawled away dead and the hunters pulled out his grandmother and little red riding hood from his stomach, as well as all the journalists who prepared this program. oh

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understand, first i say, to whom to give cockroaches on the paw. he says if you give a cockroach on your paw, they will run to you from all over the city. and if the boss, even he will give you such funds, that you’ll just, well, lick your fingers, and i say, why should i give this paw, but he says, how is the grandmother left, and he’s not today. tomorrow he will go to his grandmother. no, grandma. this is true money is called by cultured people. i didn’t even believe it. do we really need to give this money for cockroaches? how many i say, the ruble will intercept, he speaks for the cod. they'll throw more bedbugs at you. we must say at least 25 rubles. i also

thought about how expensive cockroaches have become, but there is nothing to do, i took 25 rubles. there are two red ones. well, 10 each. between them i put a little blue one and with this sandwich i went to the station and now i go into the office, and there the uncle is in the chair. well, everything is thick and red. also with a mustache and the name of cockroaches. and i think he suddenly still doesn't take it. and he says, well, you spread what you came. i say, immediately spread it. well , let's take turns, i have everything in one pocket. he says that he brought the cockroaches from me there. grandmothers climbed into his pig-faced. what are you doing there you

have mushrooms, he says relatives. i tell you enough is enough. he says they all fit. i say there's still room. he says, why do you have midget grandmothers, but they are not large at all, of course, and then he says, stop laughing. we don’t take money out here, you need it in the social security. i say what social security is others two red grandmothers. and one granny is blue , completely blue. i speak completely from two sides,

only at the bottom of the torn. where did they cut your grandmother? i want her to move in with you. well, understand that this old woman was given to me as a payday, so he says, they are already paying with old women. listen to how he calls, what is this? i was so scared. i say she's money. i know i don't know money. why are you putting it down, as if it will yell at the whole office. i took it so i don't take it. i don’t know how to leave the main thing, but i want to

pick up this five, and he holds it with his hands. you by looks to the sides and in a whisper, says, come here. closer. if you want to be given a good remedy. a not yet. and uncle, who is this uncle, be quiet. i will pass it on to him . yes, i know that i did badly, that i would not give this money. but i'm not the only one really. that they are quiet, as if you are hearing for the first time, the main thing here, they say they give, but there they say, not everyone gives, not everything. who does not give that period, because

we ourselves all the time. and if we all agree, and now they are enough, we will add more. well , i know that everyone wants only to be afraid, for example, you don't have to be afraid of cockroaches. now i know such a remedy. no bribes should be given, because our funds are better than imported hundred times to get rid of cockroaches. canteen where do i work? take half a portion of the daily allowance

once the geography of khazanov devoted an entire intellectual program to the field of miracles today in the studio are people who worked with him, who love him and know him and met and walked a long life path with him. so i would like to remind you that gennady viktorovich never, as it were, he was not a particularly outstanding student, so gennady nikolayevich did not finish his ten-year-old and

you will be flooded with school. and he went to work in a factory. it is precisely in this connection that i repeat my question, completely simple for you, writers who have known khazanov for many years. tell me, please, and what actually produced the factory for which the young genna khazanov worked 100 points on the drum letter? h what did you mean. specifically, what was this plant supposed to produce khazanov and nonsense? my two big chunks of my pretty big life there's only one thing which took place in our life she is the only one. even now i don’t remember if we quarreled with him at all, i don’t remember at all. did it come to a scream, a squeal. yes, something serious, in my opinion,

never. maybe because we never. they didn’t get into it, which is very often the case between people. but one thing in our life did not take place. i wanted to. moreover, i even persuaded him once but through all our lives. i carried this feeling of some dissatisfaction. and it will probably never come true now. i wanted to teach him how to drive car. nothing came out of it about how it was, let him tell himself, but it was once upon a time in the country. i tried once. good thing we both survived. did not work out. so it's

impossible. it was lenka who instructed me that i should drive a car, and you won't. no, no, you've been driving with a driver all your life. lenka means he put me behind the wheel. chose a terrible place for this place. well, i understand that there, except for trees, there was no one to shoot down. he tells me all the time. let's. click on the gas there switches the speed. and he does not could come to mind that there are people pathologically stupid. well, of course, he thought that after all, any person can be taught. yes, and i was tired of it, and i got out of the car on the go. well, her speed was low, but i got out of the car, and he was left alone next to the instructor without students. he

went out, slammed the door and said, i will never teach you to drive again, and thank god, because if suddenly i would have sat behind the wheel. maybe i wouldn’t come here today, the program could exactly lose the brightest member of the foal behind him sometimes more interesting to watch than the participants. look at uncle gena, i don't understand. what do you want from me? but it seems to me that this is oskar kuchera oh great. what a compliment did you make now oscar coachmen is good that you think that i didn’t recognize gazmanov, it’s not gazmanov that alena sviridova is me, but this is bravo’s hint, it was wonderful. yes, i so wanted rinat to sing

the last verse in tatar, to the address . five five who do not like it, the sorcerer is that mediocre and deaf dun in conclusion, i can tell dima i put a solid five. i love you very much five. you meet this. come on, let's give the floor mikhail sergeevich come on and he didn't understand who you were showing directly i'll insert one

call oh my god, what kind of khazanov i want a daughter from you to the point. what a nasty profile? at casanova let's continue the show, and i love him. who doesn't love him? you know, when i saw gennady khazanov today, i realized that i must show this to the whole country, and i can invite you here further.

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good, he is not indifferent. he is very sick for what he does, he loves artists very much. what was my merit in those collected, i belong to another director. i am not a commander. i am an accomplice in the memory of igor maslenikov today at the first if there is no smile in the cinema , no smile, no irony, no relation optimistic towards life, it seems to me that there is no point in making a movie. i met gena khazan during our first trips around kamchatka, sakhalin. it was a group of artists. e young. absolutely not very popular then, but certainly very talented gena khazanov brings down tolkunov zhenya martynov, a wonderful ensemble melody that accompanied us, we had an amazing friendly

company, plus svetlana morgunova was also there. this is the central tv announcer, whom we called mother. why mother because she did you cook? we sometimes even washed some shirts to eat something. yes, we didn’t have dressers then, and the genes of the khazars went on this trip with his young golden wife. and since we lived. e, then there was no special hotel e, we lived in some kind of sea club and hmm, two to three people each, but geny khazanov and we allocated a special leninist room, and he means with golden uh, under the portrait of lenin already khons, he slept . many years ago. i found myself in a séance. i don’t even remember talking, but there was such a needle and thread.

that's how she somehow remembered this, because the feeling was, of course, the truth. this is not true, and there by letter, where the needle stops. and there it was written happened that in this life you. that is , i have, like this word, like, here is protection, protection, something like that. even i can't even say, in general, that is, here is my stay on earth. here i say, well, suddenly i myself see how this person, it's not what he drives, i see how the needle stops on her name. her name is made up of letters this person is so much for me

did in life. that the mere fact that i am the way i am today to a very large extent is that her word is a bad merit, it is not a merit. this is her life. i had something like that. a special person, a special child, i started to build a family. rather, this is how my wife began to build a family. and i gave bricks. and 74 years to us with my wife brought happiness, we had

a daughter. and we started life absolutely unsupported , except for a feeling, except for the desire to be together. later, after many years , a miniature appeared called marriage announcement, but this has nothing to do with our acquaintance and our marriage. even khazanov's personal life settled down with the help of the fateful figure, this time mark rozovsky. he was the head of the theater studio, thundering all over moscow, our house khazanov performed there while still a student and once rozovsky. at the rehearsal, he presented to everyone his new assistant , a student of the institute of culture, zlata elba in the production part. we met in 1969. at

one of the parties in our house, a girl that evening i was at the distribution cutting a large watermelon and handing it out to guests. khazan brought the largest piece, as the artist recalls today, the thought immediately flashed through me that this would feed. the watermelon was so delicious i ate four pieces. then already, when i went downstairs to see off. i realized that it was too late for so many watermelons in vain. and so we go with her. and i look around the street and around, only big houses of a small house are nowhere to be found. has something happened to you? i say no, well, maybe for long

courtships and moonlight walks, young, khazanov, who was gaining popularity, simply did not have time, therefore, the candy-bouquet period. the couple went through an accelerated program and after a few months. they got married zlate was 21 years old gennady 24. he remained the same as before, he had a pure soul, like a child he is a person who perceives the world as a child, and he is a person who needs solitude. today this family has been a secret for centuries. the longevity of their marriage. it’s just that everyone respects the lifestyle of the other and kazanov is on stage doing his career talented business. at first she took up trade, and then the construction of a node. you are a sharper mind, even i would say, some kind of masculine, so to speak, with a masculine beginning. he does not want to be known that

khazanov himself did not have such a strong family as a child. no, of course, there was a mother who adored him, but gennady did not know his father at all. although as it turned out later for some time. he even lived with his own father and his new family in the same house. only many years later, khazanov found out that he was the illegitimate son of engineer viktor lukachar, however, at that time his father was no longer alive, we know to what extent he had a difficult fate, and we know that he grew up without a father. that's it, everyone knows gennady found out that he has a half-sister and two brothers at the same time. he dreamed of meeting them. and he even met with his younger brother yuri, but this meeting, unlike others in khazanov's life, did not give him anything good. she and her brother were complete strangers to each other. i never saw my father, he

didn’t help us, no ruble traces made an infection, on that my suitcase, but with his only daughter alisa khazanov is very close. although relationship. they have a rather special gennady viktorovich believes that children should be treated as adults they should be respected, i can say that he is an amazing parent , you always feel the atmosphere in the house. well, it is clear that a lot comes from his wife, but everything is very warm, very comfortable. from the age of four, alisa was engaged in the choreography of ballet, which, when you dreamed of khazanov himself,

eventually became the profession of his daughter, ballet was completely my choice. where did not come from i understand because i still don't understand. what is uh man at 5 years old who says i want to do this. but nothing else. i don't want to work. alice after school danced at the bolshoi theater, but, unfortunately, her leg was injured and there were operations and a long recovery period, and the ballerina's career had to be forgotten now khazanova works, as the actress turned out to be very fond of the camera. she is charming in a feminine way. she well, there is such an expression about directors or even teachers , decoy, decoy, artist or nemanka, if not small, we treat it with indifference. and

if she's a snag, well, what's wrong with that, what's wrong with that, damn it, but dad doesn't like everything that alice does on the screen, and he always tells her about it directly, i'm also different in that i love all sorts of avant-garde e, formats to master. we have different tastes, we do slightly different things, but it doesn't matter. that is, the main thing is that how to say people are doing what is interesting to do. please, please, i was taught first of all by calmness and this attitude without tantrums to what you are doing to how to deal with this, in general, by your own example, too, and this

was very important for me. this is his calm , methodical attitude. he generally explains some things very well in a professional way before you are asked questions. yes, unfortunately, yes, it's a pity, and tomorrow it took too much time for slippers, viktorovich. what do you think, who in ancient times laughed first, a man or a woman, of course women, why? you understand what a man is. here is the genius answer. so why is he a genius later i will say, because my assistant sat in this place during the tract. i asked him the same question. he answered absolutely. it's also a man's point of view. mm, thanks for the compliment. well i have a sense of humor you seem to be the most unusual of those people that you know. i would not like to give , uh, the name of this person in the program, but i will have to. yes, vladimir volfovich and it’s understandable that you think that he has a sense of humor or that. well, well, this is medical, i don’t know, i don’t know, she tells me, in

anyway, it's a whole series of jokes, uh, that hmm i heard him perform telling me that i 've been working for 25 years and have not reached this level. that is, you feel the competition. hmm i don't feel it, because i can't compete with him, it's understandable well, and you had to be a parrot, as far as i remember, twice once in the cartoon. yes, and once you had a miniature. yes, but from a bird's point of view, what is the funniest thing about people. from the point of view of a parrot or or in general a bird is a good parrot. you were no other birdie. they say too many unnecessary words. with a parrot, everything is much more specific, understandable. well now, and with whom would you decide on such a

comical duel. this is no longer competition. yes, with whom i would decide myself to me absolutely in this sense, it doesn't matter. by the way, i would go to this duel with vladimir wolf. well, unfortunately, unlike you, he does not let his partner say the word for the funniest prediction that you have ever heard. without concerning you for example, the most ridiculous prediction. everything will be fine. you know, when we worked on the look, we came up with aphorisms. our favorite aphorism was this: everything that is not done is for the better, everything that is not done for the better. yes, i understand, sorry it didn't work. why not? why good is no good i like it more than the other. she's like

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immediately after the collapse of the ussr, there are several reasons for this, firstly, important people left for another world or simply disappeared from his life. those who wrote for him, secondly, lived the genre itself, which in the soviet union rested on the foundation of the protest of the official ideology, and thirdly , you need to leave on time, i'm sure, the artist khazenov. just figured it out temporarily bandstand passed. he realized that the estradal she sags a little. she departs along with the ussr, especially the satirical stage. she moves away, you understand how you are. that's because television appeared there all these same programs. remember there, so to speak, and all these comedians read, satirists read tv

left the stage, so i realized that well, you need to look for something, when, after the coup in moscow, the artist went on stage in one of the concerts and began to read his next monologue, the audience heard it. leave, tired, this was the last straw. the famous artist turned out to be no lot at that moment, khazanov really had no time for jokes. he didn't know what to do. and where to go now for a minute, fate gave khazanov another fateful meeting. the director called him. leonid trushkin invited me to his performance. first there was dinner with a fool, then mixed feelings began. everything, like people have carrots for the emperor. why am i a realist? no, definitely a bore. i just see the world as it is, and as a smoothly flowing river, but as a

seething whirlpool, the roles were different and tragicomic and dramatic, the audience accepted the new khazanov with a bang. although i didn’t immediately see one of the first performances of dinner with a fool, where the actor played along with oleg basilashvili, the audience reaction was, to put it mildly, not the most familiar for the famous humorist. gennadievich came on stage and just not a single applause in deathly silence, and this is khazanov whom i i know that everyone loves, in general, well, sort of, but it was like that, i would say such a watchful attention on the bdt stage next to bysilashvili. and i thought, oh-oh-oh, if only he wouldn't be scared now. thank good condition. radikulina i

called you to warn you, but you have already left, our brilliant one, and now he received all his applause in the final. i think that when he changed qualitatively because of the artist of the humorous genre, he turned into some more dramatic roles. he understood what he was going for, he understood what it could be of minor importance. if you do it believing that you need it and that it may be interesting to the viewer. khazanov is deeply convinced that a new role should be started with self-doubt , so each time starting a role. he starts all over again and wins here, as

his professional meticulousness is nowhere manifested, as he approaches the search for a character in detail. well , literally to the point. we even had a period m when he was waiting for my cue. what's the other question? but i said what a question. he said. alyosha is very important, what else is the question. i say, gena, what's the difference, what's the difference? this he says is a big very difference now playing a play. after a generally false note, we play. many other performances. i really appreciate the word rehearsed and my very small, but very valuable role for him in the popular play players 21 directed by sergei

yursky. the result turned out to be obvious . you sit down sit it down for others, but for us as all the same friendship? we need something shorter with you, or something, arkady andrei, i found out that you have great respect for astrology and extrasensory perception. why is it that 34 years ago i met

two people in the suburbs? well, it seemed to me strange women? who contacted me. with such a question, do i know andrei mironov and they would very much like to help him, because they saw. in one of the television programs, apparently, close-ups of him. and they said he was sick. well, i i thought they were a little strange. in the end, i brought mironov to them . i can’t say what they talked about, because i went out into the street. it was october. when i returned andrey was going to move to moscow and asked me. e hmm will i go

with him because i came there? i'm in his car. i said i won't go with him. uh, i'll be waiting. eh, wife. zlata was supposed to drive up, i stayed. it was, as i said, october 1980. in august 87, when, out of the blue, on tour in riga, andrei fell during the performance of figaro, we were zlata called with alice in the hotel room . she called and asked alice. how are you? she says, we know mironov died. she said you must be mixed up. she says no, but the priests a week before she asked me to pass the phone to me and

the first question that they ask me. do you remember gena what the girls in the big one said when i arrived? to be honest, for some reason i didn’t fly out very well. this is completely from memory, even though such a phrase should have been remembered, but since i did not take it seriously to that extent. well they said what and what they said. uh-huh well, as they said, that he had six dashes of 7 years left to live. exactly in this interval, because seven years were celebrated in october 87 in august andrey dies. after that, i had a fairly large

number of opportunities to make sure that not everything is so simple in this life, not everything the twelfth five-year plan ends for me . my life say to me didn't want to be emperor. it is impossible, probably, in something wanted. in any case, there were imperial ambitions. it is impossible not to say that i would like to be on stage. not only to make people laugh, but also to make people feel. in general, tragicomedy is

the greatest genre. in fact, like my whole life. very sad. what to give you? in memory of the operator, i will sell it on the market. along with carrots