more than 80 thousand euros in august was 10 times less than the hotel. we'll have to close, in other words, italian rights. they have every chance to form a government precisely on promises to lower electricity prices on the eve of the onset of cold weather. but bloomberg experts warn the energy crisis in europe will drag on for more than one winter. let's be clear, this is not the story of one winter. europe has a small supply of fuel, but this will not be enough. especially if this winter will be cold and we still need russia to to balance the market not only for the upcoming tires, probably, a cold snap at the end of next year, how further events will develop, approximately, is understandable. this is austria, vienna, local trade unions called on people to take action against the rise in prices of everything and everything due to rising energy prices, in addition, you will double the heating bills in the country, and in the homeland of ursula fondyrlyant, germany, the german federal criminal police bureau announced a threat to national security and for energy crisis protest. increasingly this is hannover where the owners

bakeries demand lower electricity prices or face bankruptcy. this is cologne, the owner of a famous bakery in the city, with a ninety-year history, forced to close his business. you understand that his bread will be too expensive. i would like to thank our customers for their patience, but i realized that this could not continue because of the imitation of energy, we would have to raise prices by 20-25%. and i see that it is impossible former buyers. bakery. now they prefer to buy bread from the supermarket, many of them all come for groceries or even to eat, a charitable organization such as this, because it is no longer possible to make ends meet. bakers are having a very hard time. and, of course, many businesses will close, because our customers are increasingly looking for discounts in large stores. protests in the capital of belgium , according to police data, gathered more than 10,000 people for the rise in energy prices. inflation

reached more than 10% in august. that is its highest level since 1976. became unbearable. people are not so can live. we want the government to finally do something. i am the only one who receives income from us, my son is a student, and i paid 400 euros for electricity. despite the fact that i earn only 1.800. and if you add rent and fees and calculate, then it turns out that i am not solvent. and while in europe the economy is slowly sinking in washington, they are clearly rubbing their hands. here is what the american sharp geordle writes. the american economy was among those who benefited most from the energy crisis in europe, faced with cloudy prices for natural gas, european companies producing steel, fertilizers and other goods are gradually moving their enterprises to the united states, meanwhile, the leadership and the european union do not intend to be considered protests, calling them almost putin's machinations . but

what will happen when the production moved to the us? closing in europe, after all, we are talking about cars of the steel machine tool giants, where millions of europeans work. pavel pchelkin andrey mikhailov and sergey nashchekin channel one in moscow today, the orange level of weather danger is heavy rain, which began last night and will continue to pour for a long time, city services are working in an enhanced mode to prevent utility accidents, up to 75% of the monthly rainfall can fall in a day. and in general, it is today that threatens to become the rainiest on september 24 in the entire history of meteorological observations 32 mm, precipitation fell during the day. this means that 32 liters have already spilled onto the surface of a square meter per meter, another 23 liters per square meter according to the forecast, they are waiting for us tomorrow. that is, in total, this is more than five ten-liter hips, the reason for such weather was the southern cyclone, which brought not only heavy rainfall, but also a cold snap today and tomorrow no higher than 9 °, and in general, it will be quite

cool and rainy autumn in the coming days. finally came into its own and no indian summer on the horizon. snow has already fallen in the south of the country. these are shots from krasnaya polyana near sochi, there is a real snowdrift. they literally grew before our eyes. the temperature dropped below zero to open the ski season. that's all for me, and then on the air of kvn major league the first game of the season. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is such one

good evening in general, as you know, a completely different person comes out to this music, so it will be in the future, but today you will witness a completely unusual program that alexander vasilyevich maslyakov will not conduct and the master is a little fell ill and asked for games, 1/8. season 2022 to spend your friends people for whom the kvn program is a native game who loves from childhood

and these friends responded with all their hearts. and alexander vasilyevich will recover soon and the rest of the games will be. take place as usual, therefore , enjoy the original spectacle, and today alexander vasilyevich has chosen one little-known, but promising presenter as his replacement . and how you meet him will depend on his fate.

well, how far did the chief go under my anfars? and so that you don’t lose much against my background, please. and dim, i want to tell you, alexander vasilievich will now watch all this. so take care of yourself be careful. ladies and gentlemen ladies gentlemen this is the first channel. my name is dmitry nagiyev good evening. this is a show that i once watched on tv, then helped one team perform. now i'm a host, perhaps the first time on this stage, a host whose suit costs less than the previous host's tie. ladies gentlemen,

the sixty-first season of kvn, we are starting teams on the stage come on, gentlemen, we are starting the season of the highest league of kvn

20 22, 25 teams will play in it and five of them will take part in the first game for the first time go on this scene the finalist of last season's premier league team of the city of yegorievsk moscow region. another deputy, the champion of the first league, the kvn team, don’t boil, the city of nursultan, the republic of kazakhstan, for the first time, another frontman team will play towers, which, by the way, you are already familiar with the champions of the premier league, the kvn team of the stavropol state agrarian university called the same stavropol territory. and two

old friends. this team played only one game in the last year's major league tournament. but she won one of the prizes of the musical festival team kvn red fox vladivostok city primorsky krai. and finally, already old acquaintances, their third season in the higher league, uh, the team doctor house, the city of mogilev, the republic of belarus, enters the bronze medalist of last year's tournament, and these teams will be the first to fight today for reaching the quarterfinals, but according to the results of the game, only three of them will succeed, who exactly will be decided by the respected jury so

showman alexander reva singer pelageya kvnshchik showman dmitry khrustalev composer singer honored artist of russia fan of kvn valery syutkin chairman of the jury konstantin ernst well, as they say good luck. it's me not you. this is me to myself. i feel pretty awkward in all

the programs i've hosted before. i tried to be funny. today they will joke, after all, the teams so, ladies and gentlemen, the first greeting competition is started by the kvn team doctor house, the city of mogilev on the stage, teams from belarus well belarus belarus is we are the center of europe yes, yes, such a center in europe , we are probably honored to open a new season major league in general, of course, a strange decision belarusians are more specialized in closures. well

, there are factories of embassies. okay guys, international humor is really cool. great fun, but we can't win. one team told me so, which took third place in the final that year. and who took the third place, we therefore, this year we will play differently. what is it like? well, we used to play like four mannequins from the school market. well, just yourself. and now, in order to win, we will play on the images. why did alexander vasilievich take on an image in the new season, a bald brutal cool macho. i didn't understand. and what kind of false dmitry is trying to sit our tsar? well, what's in velcro? pasha okay, the guys are very successful examples all around, in order to win you need to change. why change? can we buy everything here in moscow? let's just order their gold medals here and have them

delivered. champion of the major league delivery man. and what, and you didn’t fit in the social elevator and went on foot very funny. hello alexander neto took the day off. hey, he has a nice schedule. yes, 60 years later. and what are you doing? here we go into the new season i think to change, why are you guys, why are you changing? how do you not understand the medals can not be bought, you know? they cannot be taken away. they can only be won, but the viewer cannot be deceived. they see right through you. you really shine through. lyosha and you won't die.

no, everything is fine there is a stool. it's okay that you're going to shaved hunks. and how can you ? this is short and funny start. and at any party you have all seen such an orangutan person. oh boys, it's great how i'm your main khan yet, and you go somewhere. and what are you guys so sad? well, how to have fun, i don’t know, dima bilan is a music-tv award. maybe you won't perform, i can't lead her.

bury in mogilev dentistry. why did you come without a mask? turn off anton turn off alexander vasilyevich is calling. hall, when is it okay? well, somewhere they prompted for an hour that you weren’t leading, yes, and with a creak they somehow started. yes nagiev well, it seems to take out, but in a jacket. yes, there are other clothes too , right? alexander vasilyevich yes, everything will be fine when we let you down. well, when else? and more and more and what are you there flipping alexander

vasilyevich everything is in the final number, we have some final number, by the way, two, even something from life, every person is afraid to sell too cheap. so the very moment when it remained to agree, only on money. so it is necessary to name the price, how much i want. and how much i want 30 i want to get this job, i'll say 25 yes, 25 to 20 i agree. and maybe 50 20 25, hello how much do you want yes again? yes sense 5 hello high-five, as in general, generally average for the market 20 good good 30 ok let's uh, not for me, not for you 50 is good. and let's here you are, and i'm 70 agreed. was not

a hundred say. no, say no, yes. well, you already understood that i'm a rotten person. there are well you can name any amount, but the last time a million is good? i agree with the first 1/8 of the premier league of kvn

friends, why did we show the number, but human flaws? simply we are no exception. we decided to take advantage of the absence of the chief and take kvn to our place in mogilev, so the hall dear jury. we get up, get out, sit down in a comfortable gazelle and leave. that is, we simply take and take kvn yes, just take and take kvn please, only with you, we won’t take his legs. why well, he doesn’t drive a gazelle, i read it in his book. what kind of book is ryder well, yes, we're taking kvn well, such a joke, yes, i understand everything. everything alexander alexandrovich himself, everything is everything, we understand that you are in

uniform in uniform, you are all under control. we just wanted everyone to hear it fu how he does it. dr. house always be in shape. thank you we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games so ladies and gentlemen, we continue the competition of greetings, the next team of the stavropol state agrarian university is the same meet moscow the team from the most agrarian region of russia now let

's prepare a salad for a fool. tu-ru will be empty ru-ru beginning. mir makhirovich, the results of your tests have arrived. unfortunately, this is your team. well, no, well, ktor, well, what kind of team is this, what kind of morons freaks fools? i didn't hit that hard. don't joke, who is this? did you come up with everything? i came up with it. and well, of course, where there are vegetables, there is a bear. and in the hands that medvedka and this is me for the jury

prepared a gift? i didn’t make a smoothie on a blender with garlic, of course, but the guys can be sent to prison . do you think someone on the jury has an uncle in jail? well, let's think, yes, what to think? so in a good way you do not understand well, and you take a walk, while you fools. how far can you walk, lord, so that you will have to win today, of course, are you ready to sweat? well, well, meet moscow, stavropol hello, let's start. let's imagine a caucasian in a maternity hospital. this is where you fight. this is the maternity ward. this

your branch shamil shamil to the branch. thank you , the mayor of the city of stavropol on the square disperses the gay parade so that i can no longer see the two of you here, where together one in one direction the other. go i say go. and surely everyone lived in the yard . here is such a grandmother. are you moving? yes, and where are you moving to in saratov and what did you move to? yes , because you died 3 years ago. we are scared

friends. and we believe that the most aggressive people are parents who are late for work, put their children on their hands and write what kind of lefty you are, a half-wit. pin where pin? where i ask you, where is the pin, where is our pin? it's okay, so you'll go on the buttons. this is how you go. that's the way you dress me so viciously. yes, because my mother is late for the anger pathologist.

she appears at any wedding at the third hour of fun. here is such a man. thank you thank you dear newlyweds tamara lying well-being to you kids in pain thank you and strong family happiness to you, it’s a pity only happiness, this person will no longer see. he showed you the youth how to have fun, the storm would have killed. storm,

you are alive, of course alive. i just had to wash my face for 3 hours, nothing for you. and friends, what, i would like to say at the end, or maybe seryozha will say yes, for god's sake seryoga , come on. by tractor. and why are you hitting the microphone now, this is the major league of kvn. this is the first channel that works here, only professionals. once again, like this, you will do these on the head for a knock. understood? me, in fact, on channel one, too, so they make attention to the screen. konstantin is a loser, you are

more careful, otherwise amir promised you and me on the head snitch. well, you hear i didn't promise anything. kvn we play kvn we love the clock and stavropol la-la-la amirchik, here you also need to wash your face, because it helped me to look from here. why do i invest the best opportunities always in a crisis is it time to learn new investments? install the tinkoff investment app, complete the training course and receive a stock package worth up to 20,000 rubles as a gift. tinkoff, he is one of the

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greeting next in line the team of the city of yegoryevsk hello on stage, yegoryevsk well, yegoryevsk near moscow is our people not eat up, that later snickering in moscow is another interesting fact about our city, it turns out that in yegoryevsk they don’t know how to use spears at all. well, look here is the coat of arms of moscow as we see in moscow, the snake was defeated, and in yegorievsk they simply took certs. let's get to know kirill

in a real relationship. the predator is also looking for wounded patients who have strayed from their girlfriends, i immediately warn you that only crazy people can be with me, because sex with me is a protest. oh, kirill, those single pickets of yours. let's continue nast tell everyone that i'm in yeralash filmed, seryozha is here. this is of no interest to anyone. moving on marinochka miss egorievsk friends, marina has a unique situation dad and papik classmates grandma, grandma, grandma is a boy, that's right, not a grandmother, but a girl. i already explained to you. your grandfather and i are just friends for

money. and my name is nastya and i dream of moving to moscow alyoshka alyoshka alyoshka not well, since no one will be sofya in order to go further, all the teams in kvn bring freaks, animal stars to the stage, but we don’t need it. we have it all in one person. meet yegoryevsky singer yelisey samovarov. good evening affectionate

lyosha, well, i asked to add an echo, added added. and in each team there is someone who is responsible for musicality, and so the only thing missing from the musical is that he swallowed a tuning fork. maybe, so to speak, for the acquaintance of elisha let's get closer to the point affectionate. let's voice my author's hit, where are you? wait, this isn't your song. you are not afraid that you may be charged for copyright shufutin's garbage will not work. if he died,

what are you, idiots? where are the friends? don't worry, it not all residents of yegorievsk are happy that i played it safe and brought you everything that is famous for. our city meet the representatives of the yegoryevsk meat processing plant appear, they are proud that not a single animal was harmed in the production of our sausage. this is followed by a volunteer exemplary search squad coordinate. egorievsk symbolic orchestra

elegy yes, you can’t drink away talent, but you can continue the procession with instruments, egorievskoye olympic team is the only olympian who could not be used by the flag, and russia itself the girl we actually have a parade here girl, why the petals? elisha that this time affectionate? excuse me, what came out in what mother gave birth? there are not enough songs from them to get promoted in moscow, so i decided to shoot my video. we are working. everything is sweet. thank you for the clip that will bring me a

lot of money. attention to the screen on the territory of the russian federation, the sale of fake documents of psychotropic substances is prohibited, but yelisey samovarov has it. team of egorievsk

competition greetings do not kipish, city of nursultan republic of kazakhstan friends, let's get acquainted muscovites. agree, we have a lot in common. we also rent our property strictly to the slavs. what are you talking about? about baikonur back, i don't understand. why is dmitry playing today? guys, is it normal practice in russia when dmitry temporarily replaces the president ? i've been walking around moscow yes, kapets,

dear, the city is more expensive than moscow only time spent with parents. guys, we represent kazakhstan, so for us today is a very responsible game, bro why do we always get some responsible games? there is some irresponsible game of women's hockey? here's an unrequited game, you understand? guys, this is alexander revva himself, yes, yes, bro, handsome, congratulations on the championship of the major league, are you persecuting, or what ? it was in 2003, but we saw each other, and so handsome. azat is pelageya, yes, yes, beautiful, talented, sexy. sorry, he's just not

particularly young. just wait for the word sexy. we play in russia here, can we say the word sex? sex woo we will play and seize the moment with us fun

shark americans in canada torn fighting themselves we gave our shelves to vidal, he also took more nena. vist, friends, let's imagine the grandfather met the former. hello fisherman in the hospital. congratulations. thank you thank you, please take a picture of the playground with the children playing catch-up.

uncle are you crying? i've just been living in such a house for two years kapets it's cold there. friends we all played counting rhymes in childhood, and so somewhere on the playground helicopter helicopter helicopter. take me flying and give me nowhere dear friends. we all know that the winter olympic games are held every 4 years and everyone aspires to

to win gold medals is great, unfortunately, our team last took gold back in 1994, therefore, the olympic committee of kazakhstan decided to motivate athletes with a cash prize of $ 250,000. so let's imagine that the officials decided to motivate their athletes even more, but not all athletes. understood the same motivation and one of the athletes. and specifically, let's say muratov decided that the money was already in his pocket and went for a walk to a restaurant. there he got caught up with some crime bosses. later they apologized and he went on a walk, but the strangest thing is that the next day he overslept on his own plane flight , where the whole team was waiting for him, fortunately, for the pool. there are still postponed, but in order for the national team to arrive at the olympics in beijing on time, the president of kazakhstan allocated his personal plane. and now the whole team is standing and waiting to see what a beautiful plane it is. our

president is talking about this. this is what our final issue is about. i didn't understand shit. according to our tradition and according to our traditions, to respected people, we give our national costumes chapan chapan for five members of the jury. what do you think? i'm a complete fool. you look for what chapan yo-mine. here is such a kazakh resourcefulness in

exchange for your russian generosity. thank you well, in the end, dear friends, our team is in moscow for the first time and immediately fell in love with this city. but since it is not customary for kazakhs to talk about it directly, we have replaced the word love with tru-ru-tu-tu. his viewers, that we became words and create you moscow, kazan emptiness to insulate

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don't kiss after the first season, first of all, i didn't see anything. and secondly, i have more interesting things to do here. i live with him, he has faster internet special offers. flew captain everything from me, my happiness from the mind, son, home and yandex.stations. is it easy to be recognized as a genius while alive if i answer this question? seriously, i'll look like an idiot. we decided to record memoirs of friends. zhvanetsky already had darkness with mikhail mikhail. we

were on you, but in the company i noticed two or three times if he was not in the spotlight, he was a sour polygon for target humor himself. one he is good, but two is not necessary, maybe he dressed very well. i think for a woman or in general in order to feel most of the actions. he did it for women. i think that for the sake of women stayed behind me. well, when i dealt with women professionally, he complexed tall young, i'm an elderly little fat bald man. i did not want to lie and did not want to run into. maybe i'm completely wrong, perhaps, yes? what yes, what is there, i'm definitely wrong an elderly woman gets up and says, i did not understand visually. he will read something from a piece of paper. will not sing, my friend, zhvanetsky the premiere today on the first is fine, i say, grigory is

excellent. you sit down and closes the greetings contest, red leaf, the city of vladivostok well, moscow, meet the team from vladivostok , we drove from vladivostok thumped, we flew for almost a year, the red east from the knives of the capital. support this russian raid, moscow 1 marble needs support golovin great moscow roma

what kind of motorcycle is this? what did you steal? eh? in terms of, what if i steal from you? i steal from everyone, where did you find it. well, i’m walking along the road, i’m watching a motorcycle lying next to no one, only soon and traffic police. i asked loudly and distinctly. silence drove off. roma why on stage a motorcycle is a gift to alexander vasilyevich , the game is led by dmitry nagiyev this does not negate the fact that this is a gift to alexander vasilyevich. give only for the fact that he announces you, and not for the fact that he is a smart god-like person. dmitry look after the motorcycle. i see you are trusted

to protect someone else's. you can't do this with dmitry to talk, among other things, he is an influential and rich man. hired to not go to work. fight roma how can you not understand? this is very important. for us, the season in primorsky kvn turns 33 this year, and 33 is whose age is correct. alena i’m actually a young girl, young girls in front of the club eat the wheel and eat it, don’t pay attention to it. better sing show me moscow show me tambov there is enough. alena

, who did you sleep with, what to get into our team? well, i left the team and went in, as expected, that pushes you to fight. roma i think you're going too far when it seems to be baptized. or what are you doing there? i am orthodox yes, and when easter is 7 weeks after maslenitsa on the last sunday of great lent, but the orthodox do not know. rum, he will now be offended, he will call a billion like him, you know what will happen to you i know, i fell anthill yes, how did you get it? i was engaged in wrestling for a year, i was

engaged in wrestling, or mats lived chimis, fat. what looked more epic in your head? igor are you wrestling? is this an order for morons? be careful with expressions who is this this is the champion of russia in racing anton deryabin wrestling champion anton deryabin also sounds stupid, as a wrestling champion anton deryabin, i couldn’t think of a dumber one, now i’ll treat you with a stool for dandruff. come on, tell me in the eyes, it's a hippopotamus. are you immortal come on, the guards

won't let him in anyway. it's just the usual fat one, sucker. it turns out, now you are an ordinary fat sucker. oh yes, why are you afraid of him? everyone understands that he is a security guard, these are just actors. well done, you play well, that he will drain? all right, alexander vasilievich nagieva will definitely scold. why? well the first game, i immediately death. yes, i’m not afraid, i’m you. you won’t lift me, even the trumpet didn’t lift me.

m. you're fine, but i somehow endured micron more easily . and what started something? help him. okay, i'll never say anything about wrestling again. by the way, this is easy. apologies accepted, but i don't know how to go down any other way. finish

well, in the end, i would like to say in the other direction. and please forgive me. i would like to end with a quote from my grandfather. the rum family is the most important thing in your life and how nice it is to say this is being on the same stage with him. kvn team red rice, is there a doctor in the hall? i need my grandfather a doctor. thank you

well, all the greetings are played, it's time to sum up the first results of the lord, the jury members maximum 5 points. uh, maybe the team will earn money, each for this competition and while the jury comprehends the basics, computer literacy. i invite all the teams to the stage. so gentlemen of the judges, i ask you to show your marks in the order of performance of the teams doctor house 5555 all judges 5 points are the same 4 5 5 4 5

team of the city of yegoryevsk five five four four don't boil. 555 all judges five points red fox 4 5 5 5 5 5 fine. now we find out the average score of the teams after the first competition, the team of the city of yegorievsk 4.4 points, the same 4.6 points. red fox 4.8 points and the team do not boil and dr. house five points each, rivne so ladies and gentlemen, we move

on to the second competition, which is called biathlon, i will update the franchise and sit in the hall. so let's go the first round of the team of the city, yegorievsk few people know, said the organizer of the concerts mark tishman and canceled the event. so that pasha eats the first one faster mom hid the antidote in the second. the first to disperse, the snake is very bad-sighted fell in love with the hose. a very fat girl spent the night for free in the maternity hospital in those same petrovich did not

consider himself an alcoholic. he considered himself a shopaholic of alcoholic products. residents of a remote village cut down a 5g tower and now they have no coronavirus. well, other news too. red sheet pasha claimed that he drives a car like god, but then god himself explained to him that this was not so. sveta was the ugliest among her friends and therefore i took a scary dog ​​with me to the club. dr. house husband realized that sex is not so good, when his wife's fitness bracelet showed a deep sleep. well, such a demobilization understood that the girl waited for him when she tore his army belt with her hands.

well, dear judges, the first decision is temporarily leaving us, yegoryevsk yegoryevsk with an asset of 0.6 points so we continue the suspension, guys, let's go homeless. with one gold tooth, he sleeps with his face in fig. double sin on the soul the boy did not give up his seat on the bus of a pregnant grandmother stavropol firefighters no longer play with fire because fire already beats them 45-2. uh-huh , an unimaginably beautiful rainbow stood over the river. but the pig still had to be slaughtered. sveta's beard

loved money so much that sometimes she even suckled with a five-hat. if the trucker, as it seems, is on the high seas, he will not be confused, because there is land far, far away. dr. house because of the roof leaking in the kindergarten during the rain, the children could not finish their soup. the grandmother did not know what a repost was, but just in case, she didn’t ate. so uh, how much 0.7 points do we have at stake? ah, guys, do not boil while you rest. vym 0.7 points a certain shui leaves us let's go. the trudovik specifically asked two weak

boys to leave the lessons, because the last time the strong boys forced him to carry the desks himself. thanks come on beard. i love swingers, and they say people don't change. dr. house everyone realized that the strippers are old when they started the performance right away. our motto. mr. who leaves i remind you that there is a possibility of a penalty circle, and those same red leaf by shot? the next meeting in the administration of the white house dragged on for 3 hours, the main issue was being decided. who's next? we're joe biden come on. at the beauty contest, miss vocational school

won over there with her teeth. well, take a break. bye. the red sheet team leaves with an asset of 0.8 points. the same pendants the boy swung so hard on the swing that he saw through the window. why did his parents send him to swing on a swing? the worst age for a man is a year and a half from the chest you have already weaned. but the next chest you you'll see very soon. uh-huh further as for the grandmothers who sing at the feast, it is not clear whether they gathered on a cheerful occasion or on a sad one. lena had

the first size, so her husband spoke before going to bed. good night, lena, good night, kids. well , what is there, sir? the men were very pleased that lightning struck a watermelon, because they did not have it. an official, when buying a portrait of the president, is forced to explain where he is doing previous victory is awarded to dr. house dr. house one point with an asset of 0.9 points the average score of the teams the team of the city of yegorievsk five

points, exactly the same 5.5 points red sheet 5.6 points, do not boil 5.7 points and doctor house six points, rivne and one more competition the teams have to play musical homework, that's all clearly, the competition is being prepared at home and once a musical. it must be a lot of things dima khrustalev music musical homework those same stavropol territory. friends russia has always been

considered the most reading country in the world, and this year marks exactly 185 years since the tragic a duel in which the great russian poet alexander sergeevich pushkin died, and so we went on the internet to find out what the youth knows, and the sun of russian poetry. who is pushkin, soviet writer, author of the russian language, friend of eugene onegin who was by nationality? pushkin well, or ethiopian or african? i don't remember, but not russian for sure. and where did pushkin live, in my opinion, in the caucasus

? yes, it’s definitely in the caucasus. you go you die. i swear to you as a nanny. where did you go natasha? my husband needs to be told when he said a little, please. what is an eyeliner? i arrived. what people rode in the 19th century on horseback, probably in carriages you rode mine. what kind of car is this, and what is a twelve-cylinder engine? this is a babysitter, and i

understand that you are dante, right? let's get acquainted. this is my pupil poet vladimir vladimir vladimir what was pushkin's name vladimir vladimir pushkin very nice vladimir vladimir pushkin is a good fellow? the sun russian poetry vladimir sergeevich pushkin hello dantes and what are you, stand silent all the time so he talks only after sex. oh , by the way, today i was at natalia goncharova's, we sat and talked, what a duel i'm waiting for you tomorrow at 6:00 on an african-american river. it is clear, lord, sasha has already finished speaking in black in russia. there is not yet this fucking tolerance. and what will the king say, if the produel knows, but i don’t care what he will say tomorrow at 6:00 understood? you uncle went. how pushkin treated power very much loved pushkin sasha to you

call who? well, who can call you at night the king? hello can we go somewhere? where is the hour of the night? well, i don’t know, we’ll ride on a carriage. which carriage i have a duel in the morning. i am also busy in the evening. well, are you offended by the decembrists? leave me alone, i'm busy. i sleep. yes, who brought it there, e-mine. well, let's at least have some tea, i bought a cake like this nanny, we're going to a duel on the black river, let's go. lord on this yes, he is a poet, what a poet i am. now i 'll tell you, i'm the number one poet and my slot will not be repeated. i introduce people in places i create rhymes

people. i am a child, you are a toy. i am a bucket, you are a village. i am seedlings, you are parsley. i am words. and you talker, all the poets are just ingots, real only guns. so here i have a bandai nanny on the floor. hello what 's your name vitya and what are you doing in the shopping center i'm walking around. you tell me you know how pushkin lermontov center died misha you are a moron from such a vitya shopping center, what kind of word is this? go away. choose a weapon, don't

worry. i put poisoned bullets in it. yes, i bought them from the market for a yellow price tag, let's start already, eh. i'm just wasting my iambic and on you you, i and your tt but i will make it look golden. poo, if i die young, it's time to shoot near the black river, shooting, let's see how you daddy will go, love. get off the plot. no-no-no-no duel is still a mass event, it is necessary to maintain a social distance of one and a half meters. now you can start. yes, it's

hard to be a fat nanny. well, instead of body armor, a vest is everything. there are no pockets on the back. hey, i'm dying. yeah, dear, it hurts you a lot, but i believe that i died very painfully , i think that i suffered from my death. sasha what are you are you making a fuss? how pushkin died i believe that he died very painfully. your death good-natured oh, i almost crushed the bug. run, run, home, bug,

nobody dies today. only i'm sorry, of course, i'm kind. sasha sasha don't die i'm dying, but in the end i'll read something from my own. the storm is hazy, the sky is covering, sasha, why are you reading stolen poems? and these are mine. yes, now yours. the storm is hazy, the sky is covering whose lines this, in my opinion, djigan is something from the new rappers such as gypsies or johnny johnny is johnny azerbaijani, by the way. you are not ashamed do you think since there is no jury for gusmans, can all azerbaijanis be stolen? yes, i finish everything what azerbaijanis. friends, i think that our plot

will be included in the analogue of world literature, the plot is funny, but the paradox of the funny is not at all when we treat culture this way, but i think it's good. after all, the main thing is to make the audience smile. you hear this sound. and what is this, and this is pushkin now turning over in his grave. those who read russian literature thank you and a few words, uh, about those who help the teams , the kvn team doctor house thanks the staff of jsc

belarus potash kvn team don't kipish thanks the akimats of the city of nur-sultan and personally akim altai seidirovich. kulgin's kvn team thanks the governor of the stavropol territory vladimir vladimirovich vladimirov and the acting rector of the stavropol state agrarian university valentin sergeevich skripkin autumn music what where when

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a small 600 grams and suddenly taken out, well, it’s a shame even the competition of musical homework, not kipish, city of nursultan our musical homework we decided to show robin hood imagine if the story of robin hood was not the gospel but in kazakhstan it would be much, shorter. eh, wait, wait. how are you in general? have i been caught? explain at all, right? this is not your sherwood flight. this is the kazakh steppe. here you can see the jerboa for 5 km. and you on a horse ride to execute him well, execute me, but behind my horse. look where he is in the

refrigerator robin hood's sentence is being sentenced. wait wait, but he stole like a rat. at i mean, let's go talk. rising where was it? oh, they caught me again. let's have a little, yes. well, it turns out you can see us from there too. i have a grand plan. we'll plant a forest . well, nothing grows in our steppe. believe me, what the kazakhs need the steppe is growing. and

we need a forest, bro, a forest - this is a long time, then let's make it so that even when passing by us no one notices, as if we will sell honey on the highway. hey, how did you catch me siri e, i'm running, faster than a cheetah, how do you look. you see, yes, it's me, uh, it's my wife, running after him forward, then, damn, idiots ran away again, estimate well, it's not for long. why didn't i say? i'm a traitor. meet sheriff but money about relatives salam bro. how are you at all how is it normal, huh? you're the usual left hand held

changed. i won't fall for your tricks anymore. i 'll kill you myself. can i have one last wish? yes , give me your bow and stand back for 10 minutes. dear friends, what would you like to say with our musical homework. why did you kill him? you know what we wanted to say with this homework, and you no, you don't. only he alone knew what we wanted to say with this homework. let's get out now. dear friends, that's probably what he wanted to say, here's our homework. yes, 1/8 major league this is a serious game, that yuriy is sitting here, too, serious people, sociable people.

purposeful people the ability to work in a team people and here today is the first time the game is played by dmitry nagiyev yes, and we are also playing the game for the first time in the major league yes, i'm looking at him. this is solidarity, in my opinion, here it intersects like there is an avatar. i don't think that's what he meant. maybe he wanted to say that we are a team not from moscow yes, no, the yegorievsk team will say it, maybe he wanted to say that we flew from afar, he will say about it, red sheet, vladivostok listen, he wanted to say that our countries have a lot of friendship belarusians have been saying every game for years. maybe he wanted to say that for the first time we are playing in the major leagues, the very ones that have already been said. yes, what did he want to say, and you guys, in principle, said everything correctly, we are not a moscow team, who flew in from afar and our countries have

been friends for many years, so we come back here again and again, because we are the very same kazakhs. and you put it all together. yes, handsome, in general, when we were little, you performed on stage and joked at them, looked at them. the universal love of the people served and let the years fly by three ends, wait until we find the word of youth grows, we will win. no reason cossacks together on channel number one

musical homework team doctor house city of mogilev today i’ll take invited here, we’ll play flawlessly a raspberry, a man will play a prayer. and i cry with a rubber band. after all, i will be the hero, everything is beautiful, he is without a suit dasha hmm oh god what did you do with pinocchio you morons. what are you showing? pasha well, we decided to play bright and colorful like all young teams. yes, now

all of the youth, not color, we alone are in black and white. sasha, you are from mogilev, we have to earn a color, but we want to play in this way so as not to lose to other guys. yes, it’s not scary to lose to others, it’s scary to lose to yourself 4 the matrix will not give lie. well, what do you suggest? i suggest that we need to win ourselves, that is, it turns out that we need to defeat doctor house precisely. and how to defeat these bulbash? yes, how to kick these potato pancakes hmm the task is not easy. let's think belarusians have nothing how to beat people who have nothing to lose? you just have to play on their field. dangerous, dangerous belarusians know a lot about the fields. i don’t know how we will do it, but we must gather all our strength into a fist to win these belarusians to take 200,000 and all the money won by the whole team at once together.

we'll go and get cured of schizophrenia. hurray, announce, if you are a kvn hooligan led by dmitry nagiev, then now somewhere in ostankino something like this is happening. good evening. good evening. hi hi. bye bye. lord, what the hell, i don’t see the point in this so the voice show season 11, 11. well,

okay, four members of the jury, how they will read, the average score is unclear, but our mentors dima bilan and leonid agutin yulik and why don’t you on kvn do you just follow me? this is how we sit. so the next participant ekaterina safronova moscow and i have only one song one well, then it turns out with an asset of 0. we say goodbye to you for a short break. i need to call. for a whole hour the hall was buzzing that i was not leading. all right, come on, i have no

time. participants on the stage guys, well, who didn’t pass, don’t be upset, we are waiting for everyone at the moscow mayor’s cup and it’s time for me to go with urgant evening urgant to lead. bye bye. lord, what a mess. pasha, why do you play all the numbers in our team? only you? well, because you are bad actors and that we can’t play a bad actor in russia now play, that is, about your mind you just need to pick the right characters. and who will i

play, but you can play in the rooms of drunks. well, i'm not a drunkard, that's right, no drunkard will ever admit that he is a drunkard. and you will promote family values ​​why family because all the rest your values ​​in the pawnshop? come on, and who will i play we have women. well, i don't want to be a woman . and you will be a dark woman. and what is she dark? here well done, get on with it. what's my character, and you can play uh, fat. well, what kind of suit do i have, she doesn’t have fat suits, maximum sweatpants. what do you not like? you can play, see officials, traffic cops, deputies oh, the deputy is inviolable. would you like to touch? yes? all of you women are the same just about and with this

parade of freaks, you will show the funniest rooms of the square. why exactly these characters? well, because people will always laugh with those whom they would not like to become. friends every game we try to defeat ourselves. you know, sometimes it works, sometimes not, but that's not the main thing. the most important thing is to understand what kind of people they are. but at the beginning we wanted to perform brightly colorful musically and called backing vocals. we just forgot to warn people that they are no longer needed. it's like a pension fund. yes? wow, why are there so many of them? well, apparently, today reva is on the jury, all the backing vocals of moscow are free. and, by the way, if there is

one nuance, they need to pay the russians, this contradicts the concept of friendship between russia and belarus pay let's just sing it for free. thanks, the kvn team krasny lis thanks the governor of primorsky krai oleg nikolaevich

kozhemyako, the development yug group and all the residents of primorye for their comprehensive support, the kvn team team of the city of yegoryevsk thanks the administration of the city district, yegorievsk represented by the head of administration dmitry viktorovich vikulov, as well as egoryevsk llc shoes and the kotofey trademark so the team of the city of egoryevsk continues the competition, friends, we all know the work of lewis carroll. alice in wonderland, but everything would be perfect otherwise, if i got into a fairy tale, not alice, but an ordinary resident of yegorievsk i ask again who did it. it's not us you, the hatter, i'll execute first,

because you piss me off. why we are glad to welcome you to a fabulous country. wow talking animals. wow, african dictator. and who are you, i'm a rabbit, i'm a cheshire cat. and i'm a hatter, we sit all day, doing nothing. and we drink tea, and accounting. who are you anyway?

i am a popular singer from yegoryevsk, elisha samovarov , and what did you come to us with? well tomorrow on crts come and find out more i have come to you. fabulous my i have a concert there. i need to go home, you won't succeed, because the red queen rules here, it's odie. but soon the divorce is affectionate, so this is my format. i didn't cope with such queens . he begged not to. have you

been afraid all this time, your plump wife aguzarova and you will lose your head, one word from me, this fairy tale will cease to be a children's one. how dare you invade my domain? well, you do not get ahead of events. first we'll drink the crown, and then we'll look at the possession. well, how can you be afraid of the person who chose the dress? like this. oh, the woman is so good to you, well, straight queen everything is enough to execute him. call the executioners, my sun. can't you just punish me? i'm still a singer, and well, call te dance, dance, dance, dance.

are you also from yegorievsk kartishki, this is exactly mine. yes, maybe i'm a so-so singer, but i skated a noble one, let's play poker. i love all mine kingdom. baby talk i put all my friends. yes what is poker about? 10 of hearts jack of hearts king of hearts dus of hearts idiot, no, you lost such a combination. elisha look queen of hearts,

flash royale you won. hurray what do you get, i lost and i no longer have a kingdom, my dear. yes, you understand, i do not need your kingdom. i need you. true, of course, and i need you. and i need you all very much, but why on the 25th come to the concert of elisey samovarova. and in the end, when a person is not from moscow he comes to the capital as if he finds himself in a fairy tale here everything seems to him,

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the musical homework competition, the red fox team, the city of vladivostok , friends, so that after our greeting you do not think that you are some kind of aggressive and rough-and-tumble youth, you passed it. the east announces everything is fine. someone just shut up. can't we decide to show an unforgettable classic musical. what happened, yes, alena is nervous, her boyfriend left, here freak. who is her boyfriend? and you meet , i think that you suck constantly. it was absolutely impossible to part with her, but the only one who sang to our team, and we have a musical. yes, to hell with it. go, you know who you are, we'll fix it ourselves.

i remembered, lan is shabby. that's who you don't need you vital your mother what is this? well, you said to come in a suit. why do you take everything so literally if you were told to jump from the ninth floor in this suit easily? vital you can be like a balance is given. get out right away remembered do not need to remember. and why did you salty parted ways? she did not suit me in bed, you also have sex. and what is not just like hippos you understand with your head that they don’t breed, but you can’t imagine. yes guys,

what are you talking about. you understand that we don’t have a competition , what better thing to do now? let the team play bullying, maybe bowling, or maybe you ’ll close your narrow-eyed finger yourself understandably? okay, let's go. igor left us, there are three left. there is no music, there is no music, the three of us are on stage and what should we do? there are no further ideas even kostya's face has changed. also , the jury got nasty at the end. what is this? well , the psychologist, he says, you need to pronounce your problems. here is a musical contest. i sang nothing more, the psychologist did not say anything. i look like a fool , this is money from a monopoly. all clear. kvn team

red fox thank you for the season forever you , what the hell did you think up there tsoi that everyone tells me that i look like tsoi at school, you look like. guys, you understand, if you don't get together now, we'll end up in the ass, i thought of everything. and that vitaly will now play the balalaika musically, he does not know how to play. he carries it with him so that the cops do not stop him. how it works? i don’t know, probably, he thinks that an evil person can’t play the balalaika. why

didn't you say before that you can play? why do you play kvn? if you don't want to rehearse so you do n't have to work? why don't you want to work? well, to have a like, there was more time. get the hell outta here, damn it. roma, you see, without alyona nothing happens at all. go apologize to her, i will not humiliate myself in front of women. if this is not mom or grandmother markete before the cashier on her knees. it was the grandmother. so we are acting radically. so, you go and apologize to alena. and i'll give you this shawarma. my favorite i really love her very much. when i touch her with my lips, i forget about everything in the world. this is the best i could find for 200 rubles. i

fought with the uzbeks because of her. what are you doing here? i think, nifiga you have stuffy friends. how did you get me ? even now when you're guilty, brute soulless, granny, without conscience, i hate you, i hate you . i remembered, i also

have lips. nastya where are you? pasha girl, thank you of course, but nast let's go. who is this? i don't know, but someone is really cool. so, let's make peace. let's do the final dance. let's just be nice. dance you will dance too. i won't dance. this is bullshit for fucking suckers. what, you don't care at all? what to do? well,

quickly became in the fifth position or put you? do you think that if you are healthy, there is no control over you will there ever be? and you will regret alyonochka.