we can, of course, vladimir is afraid to mention seryozha kalyakin. now he is in good shape and is constantly engaged in a fast-paced fight, no many hours of exhausting games in the tournament. so, the time of reflection is clearly limited initially for rivals on timers of only 15 minutes 10 seconds. for subsequent moves, 10 seconds are added. time increases, but each player is given less than an hour for the whole game because of this limitation, rapid chess or rapid calls one of the most spectacular varieties of this game. in the first round, the legendary kramnik and sixteen-year-old child prodigy from india, rawn. aksa twins exchange lightning moves. as a result, the meeting of the stars of the old and new schools. ended in a draw russian in chess. the strongest in the world. my favorite chess player of all time is vladimir kramnik. i'm happy that i was able to play with him. although at the beginning of the game, of course, i was worried, trying already. i outplayed and should have won, probably, but when there is little time for young people, it’s easier to play than yes, a little faster, they are simple and such a head is a little faster,

so somewhere i released a win there, but the game was very interesting. i liked her. but sergey karyakin started with victories, first he defeated ekaterina logano, then alexandra goryazhkina, by the way, the girl had just returned from the women's grand prix, where they took first and second places, so it’s probably the most difficult for them, how do you like the composition, in general, the accommodation too hard. how else is it hard to rebuild in terms of going straight from classic to fast? well, nothing, maybe now i'll get involved, finally. these are the tournaments held in russia, and for me this is it. it seems to me that the most important thing is that we can play somewhere, uh, and not depend as much as possible, at least on the international soviet where they will call you today, they wo n’t call you tomorrow, and because even ekaterina lags to disqualify, however, she immediately recouped for her defeat in a fight with the spaniard francisco valeja, the ponts, taking them in the opening and confidently, finishing in the game of victory but skoryakin, says they have given. sturiya struggle and friendship we grew up together,

yes, that is, all of our childhood has passed. we lived in the same city, worked out in the same club, that's why we played. well, he still often won me in parallel with the adult tournament. on the same site there is also a unique opportunity for children to meet their favorite chess players. i want to play with daniel. i like his beautiful sacrifices to these guys 9-10 years old, but they are already masters at the board. the intensity of passions here is, perhaps, the same as that of famous grandmasters. we had protection. i often debut grandmasters. she is pretty grandmasters often use how the world champion will be held until october 5 in the adult bracket, while koryakin is in the lead and phoned the situation. with such a level of rivals

can break at any time pyotr dyagin nikolai malashenko alexander kovalev channel one everything will be fine, but now the club of cheerful and resourceful is on the air. partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is such one

good evening good evening ladies and gentlemen, i greet all kvn lovers who are now sitting in front of their tv screens, present in this hall. my name is dmitry khrustalev recently, on the sixtieth anniversary of kvn, alexander vasilievich, as if jokingly, formally transferred the rights to me, and now i really didn’t expect it to be so fast and just for one time, uh, but still for me as for a person who quite recently stood on this stage as a participant. for me, this is a special honor. so we begin, although let it

's still not my phrase. we continue kvn, here are the main characters of our club, whom i will now introduce to you. so, the team that at one time managed to play only one game in the premier league today, however, for the first time this kvn team enters the main kvn stage, the ocean of the international children's center ocean, the city of vladivostok . guryevsky district, kuzbass and

three participants in the last season of the major league, however, who achieved various successes in it, so far only one game on this stage has been played by a team from the khabarovsk territory called half-palych. last year's semi-finalist of the highest league, the kvn dew team, nizhny novgorod, and the finalist of the highest league, the synergy university team called yura, moscow, begins its third season. well, in my opinion, all the teams are pretty, but only three will pass, then two will fly out. and who will decide this, we also have a team in which there is also an update. so for the first time, uh, as part of the jury of the major league, the champion of the major league of kvn, actor showman

stanislav yarushin. twice champion of the highest league of kvn vadim galygin world champion european champion winner of the olympic games, host of channel one showman alexei yagudin ceo of sts media media holding and sts tv channel vyacheslav murugov well, here it’s very simply beautiful, smart, talented, charming pelageya and chairman of the jury konstantin ernst as you understand today , remotely, but he is still with us ? well, i seem to have introduced everyone, nothing interferes. we start

teams. go get ready, good luck. so let's start with a greeting, the kvn team yura will be the first to enter this stage, the city of moscow yura, we could not tell ourselves stop-18 in business, and everything will be in that season to miss a holiday. happy asphalt. us all day. yura university. legs, send him to the rig our third sublime to you. good evening. hello hall. hello priestess. guys, i understand a person , we agree no, well, i would zababahal such a repair. i also rested together. hello well, we will

take the new season with experience. i played the quest of the sixth year of the guys, if tinkoff was a sponsor of kvn, then at the end we were presented with beer and dumplings. you know, last year. we have reached did not win a single game. we're living proof that the pancake marathon desire really works okay, who's ready with me at the start? come on tomorrow i'm a girl with you right here together it will be difficult, probably, the show voice of m-m friends. don't you think there are fewer vaccinated people in russia now than voice show participants. here is a miniature, of course, imagine the pigeons suddenly called. hello on the wire, quiet, quiet, quiet. put down the phone. i understand you just need motivation. let's do this for every funny joke. i am now i will transfer 500 rubles through the online bank. on the card is a boy with very sweaty palms, when he

claps he squishes, well done, man, he swallowed a stopwatch and the removal operation lasted 13 hours 16 minutes and 47 seconds, well done. can i have a third one? do you hear? i didn't understand something. are you here because of the love of kvn or because of money? you are me or khrustalyov well done. and can i come on stop without moving a person loses two hairs per hour, ilyusha this is just information, we need a joke. can you imagine how long khrustalyov was without movement? well, new new season leading you were the main one here a week ago. is that nagiyev yes dmitry two hours

of the leading game of kvn nagiyev that everyone kicked me like a suction base, huh? the main thing is when the game had to be played like this dimka save the savior. and when the time came to pay off the money, so khrustalyov they called and rt, of course, he’s also handsome, he has such a turnover on the flagship broadcasts, at least henna, before that i’m khrustalev further, who is malysheva in the costume of the left testicle. what are you guys doing? everything is copper, it is necessary to decide with you once upon a time who will leave, who will remain come on stone, paper scissors. i so malakhov on russia alone shook off. ha ha ha. okay mit last you instructions to you. now, of course, it will come in the comments. drive this bald man in the neck to return the old leader. this is a straight forward statement. and

that my tariff still allows a lot of time? i 'll send you a direct message. i will hurgantu complain about you. let's tear dears, let's go friends. all in the mouth makar kind, hello. the situation at the airport hello let's go. somewhere in the ordinary let's go through the travel agency again, that is, a rotting gyro with same-sex marriages for 3 days with a congress in paris 170,000 rubles. and handsome. yes , the capital of russian paganism, missing pancakes and twelve percent sour cream 14.200. yes , that's right, that is, teeming concealed, depraved 256,000

rubles. for 10 days, and the handsome man on volgograd korolev can be found illuminated by the main reactor. 10,100 yes, if it’s already with a transfer, then yes, a full escort from eastern europe dubai, where alcohol should be purchased 402 thousand rubles for 8 days, and the pearl of the golden ring, the city of myshkin with an appropriate smell. like you said four 200 for the whole summer, right? yes, 4.200 and there is still. well , yes, three 500 of mine is my business with this man. well , baikal has a lake, i won’t go. no drink, in general the goose khrustalny 1.500 will dry up in the throat. friends,

well, right now, let's dream up and imagine at this very moment in the caribbean islands and the next cocktail for today, perhaps the final margarita will you be? yes, calm down, we are on vacation, to be honest, too. i’m worried about kvn, how are they still five new hosts of such an experiment, think someone can’t cope. no, i think someone will

cope, and we are here with you forever. urgant burkovsky and pelsh and sasha what kind of sasha is your son sasha christmas trees-sticks, how uncomfortable did it turn out? okay, i'll probably go to the room on the internet to see the game. they picked up the password for wi-fi. by the way, you helped me a lot. there is a very simple password 5553. ha ha, i climbed.

friends, in the end i would like to say that last year we played in the final of the major league and stayed the only team that did not receive a medal, and this year we would like to perform, like kamila valieva at the olympics, you know, maybe they won’t give pedals, at least the country will support us for you , the team of kvn yura, the team of the university synergy, was a real team from the city of the hero, moscow thank you the next kvn team khabarovsk krai pal palych we meet our beloved, dear muscovites muscovites little muscovites more money is not my

question, dear paul pavlovich why are you so funny? that's how we came from the worst city countries. at the same time, our mayor is in the top 30 best mayors of russia. well, how not to engage in humor if you live in a city built on paradox. let's get to know each other a little. this is katyukha and she knows absolutely everything about khabarovsk. rumor has it that the most accessible girls live in khabarovsk. katenka doesn’t hear such a thing, huh? drebedey sanek and let's go to the stone paper scissors, who put the paper that day, come on. well, stared cut? i still

live like this, i can't. a little more sociable, for example, in the mafia. let's jap to you. no this one rehearsed dance. well, boys, you give me something. oh, don't worry, we've already ordered everything for you. who are you delivering sex? get down, i'm downstairs do you hear khrustalev for the poor? yes, who do you need, you are mistaken, even

how you need it, girls. please, one for the body and one for the soul. well, you soulful woman marinka gennadievna is far away, do not run away. yes, i can’t and i love it. go away. come on guys, but we will not hide from you. my mother also gave you something. yes, here are the miniatures. take it while hot palych found all the jokes. recently , a law was passed, according to which the courier was allowed to deliver medicines to the house. so in the apartment. i

looked at your order. i probably won't visit you. why? well, look, you have a spray in your nose , throat suckers, powders for temperature. there's probably not an apartment for something nauseous. i don't need your medicines. i won't be able to call a doctor at all. you are already cold in all the bases. the props and the show mask didn't match with the costume. what familiar voice? and who is that in our ass? or thighs is something not the navel is an apple, right? then why do i want to hug him so badly? in kindergarten

at a matinee you can meet such a child in the forest a christmas tree was born, in the forest it grew in winter and in summer it was slender and green. and here she is dressed up for the holidays. we islam brought a lot of joy too much mom, it would seem a common situation, but it seems to us that at this moment the children are frightened by poltergeist in the forest, a christmas tree was born in the forest. she is healthy. i grew up poltergeist in winter and summer, slender zakhar is a bad boy for that same bad boy in

in the kindergarten they hate zakharov yes, it’s not your throat, grandfather, it won’t offend you. well, my dears, so we have run out of chocks , but we are not upset, because we have shock content. many people think that alexander vasilyevich is not on the game, in fact, he is, you just didn’t find him. and we found it, so meet the nano-thoughts, by the way, this is

a gift from growing up. nano in honor of the year of science and technology in russia, wait a minute. so this past year was fast they were, yes. in general, a very practical and comfortable model and everyone. sanyok not moving cry, suddenly he doesn’t know how to swim, now he’s figured out what to do, and we’re starting. dear alexander vasilyevich, we know that you are watching all this now, and in general, we have found you.

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alone makes up a whole microdistrict. it always fit exactly into the wall, firstly from the cold, because we have walls in the summer. just cold as ice, someone saw whales after dinner and suddenly does not light up such a bright flash of blue green you see, they do not like it when imran is touched. and you hello. hello everyone, lord, the life of your prime minister. tomorrow on the first and how did you say there? the third in the greeting contest we will be pleased with the kvn team ocean of the international children's center ocean the city of vladivostok seryozh prikin kvn

has long been shown on tv for free, but they still go. here are the moscow rich. no, kalyuzhny on tv is not the same as live. how about sex? then go meet this kalyuzhny and he has amazing facial expressions, but these are his gifts and the curse of everything that does not say always looks stupid, i'm magicians. well, now it’s time for our miniatures, or as kalyuzhny says, the telephone scammers have finally become insane valentin semyonovich german gref and i’m the

most important person there in general for us in general for us urgently it took your secret three digits from the back of a bank card. throw off, please, these are the three numbers that, if you know, you can write off all the money. yes, but you have nothing to worry about. i'm german gref, i'm the most important person there and i've personally seen all these cards. i just forgot about yours. i don't believe you, goodbye. yes hello my name is oleg tinkov called, oleg just tried to throw a sin at me. moving on the incident on the train. oh girl, i'm sorry for god's sake, i didn't mean to apologize.

girl, i'm sorry for god's sake, how am i doing now uncomfortable? how am i ashamed right now? okay, you didn't mess me up that bad no. and there are fewer and fewer such men, but thank god that they are still at the bus stop. let 's go to the co-working space and get a latte, because tomorrow is the deadline. yes, come on, you're the boss of creel buser. guys, i'm really sorry. are you by any chance not these? well done. we'll look for more, but

i'm sure you've seen everything. such connoisseurs in life never work for an uncle, so my aunt's boss. the feet of the truth, no, it's an abstraction, you know? meat is not allowed animals are my friends friends, that's why i eat people, you know? the darkest night before dawn, you understand, and i don't understand. and kill yourself on the nose of vaccination without side effects, what is porridge without lumps? it doesn't taste good like this . okay went. i'm a round earth, we'll get together and remember, if i lean on your back, it means that i

overtook you in a circle. wait, why are you jumping out of the taxi at full speed? the coolest funny teams you understand, i'm very worried, today konstantin didn't even come tigrovich. oh, what did i say, konstantin lvovich, forgive me. i just when i'm nervous i constantly

confuse predators. dear members of the jury. i died two years ago. and still playing kvn my wife and i agreed that we will have a baby only when i get one-fourth above the league, she is now in her thirty-seventh month and pregnant. dear members of the jury. take me to the next stage. honestly, you will not regret it, because in kvn i am the master of the ocean thank you we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing the games kvn and we have, uh, the next team is a team from

kuzbass, we meet a green suitcase. welcome to the big tv now on this stage will be the team that brought you a whole suitcase of absurd humor. and now you will discover it for yourself. great. and what is this guy with a strange short arm? what don't you know? this is the best actor of our team about the actor, and you play me a sexy woman, why a woman and i say what i want . so guys, we don’t think about that, we

need to win the game calmly, my grandmother sorceress brews a potion. good luck. so rat tail sounds of basketball shoes. women's groans and of course, beatbox. well why are you crying? hey, no one has died from this yet. and why are there less and less of us every year? for the beauty of the picture in our team we need a sexy girl, it's easy in

moscow there are a lot of them. boys, she is not from moscow . he is about you. yes, i understand already. okay, guys, since i'm the best actor. now i will play you a beautiful girl. opa now the girls will come, you need to drink for courage. well, put away the beer, hey, i got it from my grandfather. here someone wanted a beautiful a girl comes a year young chicken, it's me wow

, what a woman, and then, that the kids came out and dropped the nipple? what am i doing? in general, we were preparing a dance with the children, let's, how we rehearsed. strangely, no one stopped at the rehearsal. okay, then another gift. go donate. i told you not to drink dark, as i will refuse the children. okay , tell who. he's still there to play like this. i want , i want yakubovich. as i understand it, you decided to try everything in this life. wait. let's add lyrics to

alina's performance marry me. agreed 'cause girls usually sleep with the bad guys, and they marry fat guys. there is no such stereotype of a cheater. so we need to give gifts to respected people, gifts to the studio. it's me goodbye drum. wow sex sector on the drum you are with me on the drum. there is no such sector.

some soda. wait, that's our best actor. it's nice to be recognized. come on , tell me who else to play there. i'll name the whole word schwarzenegger well, let's continue? well, take away the moonshine. what can't you see? i have a grandfather drives. stop baby

haven't seen the other half of the log. no, i'll find and kill. in short, hands up! so what are you, not

the snow maiden well, finally, i told you happiness. what without you. without you well, his consoles, wait a minute, tell me, why do we play anyone at all to get to the 1/4 finals, and then we will get to the finals, and then we will become champions of the kvn major league well, then,

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art-masters awards ceremony at the bolshoi theater tomorrow at the first next team team kvn dew, nizhny novgorod good evening on the dew stage people's champions of last season, wait. we didn't even make it to the final . therefore, in the new season, they intensified . meet mikhail, by the way, the most media person in our team, his grandfather is filming in tele2 advertising. misha is very positive. come on guys, we're all cool. even in our passports

, the place of birth is written together as a deposit, because we are not boys, but gold. well in the new we can win this season. what didn't work for you in the past ? retake in physics wednesday, what's on your nose, apparently, something urgent. i'm talking about glasses , let's say that in russia there is not a very good witness protection program. we need to win today, we have stepped up . meet mikhail oh, well done, that the homeless went out. anya i'm not a bum, well, yes, you

just have a homeless bone. let's go back to kvn, you're ready for the new season. why did you think it's all air? sash do you remember that yesterday was gone? do you want to forget today? stop pulling the blanket over you, you don't let us open up. okay, you have 30 seconds. open up. turn off the light ended the game us, as if not. if only it ended the game turns off the light of our lyceum of names in your memory. there are no our hypocrites in your memory. no karen mikhail karin mikhail karin mikhail karin mikhail karin mikhail shevelev. kiril shevelevki light decided

shevelev. kiril lebedev a fox, yes a they said the vaccine affects the brain. but no, as they were morons, they remained happy. by chance identification so which of them climbed into your window. thank god. here it is. but i would also take a closer look at the rest. all clear. thank you. gentlemen you may go about your business. and you tell me how it was. i seriously ask, have you been

doing this for a long time, well, five years from the day of the freshman. i'm not talking about that. say your name. i anka did not close the draft. skaldu called trouble. and why did you climb into the mfc at night? i took the voucher at 8:00 am at 2:00 am. i lie, i sleep. suddenly it seemed that somewhere they said, the ticket to her is 55. go through the third window. if a girl flies in dubai and a rich man didn’t buy tickets, then this is a flight attendant on a

moscow-dubai flight. dear escorts prostitutes shalashovki our plane is ready to take off in flight you will be offered. i hope you give up here . sorry, i'm very afraid of flying. i will shake on the plane, it will shake, but not like that. how are you in dubai altitude 11.000 m. we arrive in 9 hours. soon you will see the burj khalifa, see things and more. woman, how dare you? maybe i am the mother of two children. oh well, then tell me the size of the maternity capital 100.000 euros. where did you give birth? please

get ready, so we're not sitting down yet. this is a business class request. many sellers deceive buyers, but behave as if nothing had happened. now let's imagine the most shameless saleswoman. hello be kind sing sausage. and that's not too much. 6 maybe you can at least remove an elbow of the scales. how wrong is little? but i don't have that much money.

who has until thursday, then i'll start eating sausages? good evening. i'm from the sanitary epidemic with dancing at you cockroach kankan hey you, the most fashionable of the taliban. fashionable and fashionable, unlike you, at least i know how to dance. what do you want now? anya is enough. we want to live with our mind. well, what are you, what a tense relax? i don't know find yourself a guy for one night, but i'm all night, i'm tossing and turning. anya

, we are tired of being in the shadow of a big man. this is crystal. tired of being in the shadow of a big man. what did mitya think? i won't get to you. and what do you allow yourself, and what about alexander vasilyevich , konstantin lvovich, gusman? no, perhaps they are not filming us at all now. leave me alone, i will not leave the host. you saw that he created a birthday kvn alexander happy birthday kvn make a wish made a blow. you know what i would say, but blow it yourself. well, now when the rights are formally transferred? well, you

start a person, you just called to play one game kirill, a modest short man from st. petersburg, came to power. trust me, it might be for a long time. so, if you understand that this is a long time, why are you arguing with him? i'm not here for half an hour either. friends, well, in the end, our team. i would never exchange kvn for an ordinary cake, but for a liver one.

well, all the greetings are shown, dear judges, i remind you, a maximum of five points. you can already rate the team. i ask you to the stage. dear judges. i ask you to prepare and show the scores in the order of the performance of the teams for the first greetings competition, the first to perform on this stage were the kvn team yura moscow five five five four, the next to perform was the kvn team pal palych khabarovsk territory, if they were kind enough to score five

five, four five five team kvn ocean, vladivostok five five four five four, and a green suitcase, kuzbass all judges 5 points, and finally, the last in this competition, uh, were kvn dew teams, nizhny novgorod, they are, please, marks and also all judges. five points before we move on to the next contest, we would like to hear, of course, the average score for the greeting contest, and here we also have some kind of assessment innovation will be announce miss kvn of the last year of the last millennium. miss kvn 99 e polina sibagatullina, polechka, i ask for an assessment for the greeting, i

always dreamed of saying this. and the kvn team yura 4.8 points pal palych 4.8 points ocean 4.6 points green suitcase five points exactly dew five points, exactly thanks polina, well, what about the next biathlon competition, with your permission i will go to the hall to look , as if humor in the face from the side you are magnificent. so each team after two jokes after each circle of the jury member, after conferring , removes any one team first from 0.6 points, then further the first team we have an ocean, vladivostok in vladivostok, the sauna burned down at night, the deputy, the chief of police, the prosecutor of the city , were the first on the scene. nastya

was so ugly that alcohol was sold to her with understanding. thank you green suitcase. dim please. jeanne d'arc wouldn't have burned if she wasn't from france but made of concrete. a new nail file, fork, fork, fork, creative, debilka, went on sale. ah, pal palych, khabarovsk territory, please, my grandmother suspected something when the children and grandchildren of the notary were helping at the dacha. yet one sewer that broke through to the director of the water utility, so to speak, plunged him head over heels into the problem of the city

. the party had very poor lighting, so it turned out that the ivanov family came in vain. few people know that if you stab the director of a ketchup factory with a knife, then first a little water will pour out, and then blood. well, so yura moscow's bride was so terrible that the groom in the registry office instead of yes shouted loudly, are you weak? dmitry nagiev consoled the departed participant so much that now sends for alimony in cheboksary well, the first circle. e, dear jury, please consult, and either one team or another penalty circle yura excuse 0.6 points uh kvn team yura

continue, please, the ocean for another two joke reflexes. the great thing is the grandmother, who saw an empty seat on the bus and almost jumped out of the taxi on the go. the saleswoman of the stall was humorous, and therefore asked to write on her tombstone. i'll be there in 15 minutes. got a green suitcase, please. lyosha wanted to be with sveta first, so he took the subway and the rest by car. a literate gypsy woman was asked what letter novosibirsk begins with, she answered ah, nane. uh pal palych virgins donate blood in two cases for tests and for a magic potion. so let's go, please, rosses their two

bull jokes, the retired miner continues to live for sure. just for your pleasure. oh, i did warn alena apina before coding that the knot would be tied, the knot would be untied. and lord , please, while we say goodbye to the ocean. thanks big, ocean 0.7 their piggy bank one more lap on two green suitcase jokes. grandma fed her grandson so much. that nadezhda kadysheva opened a swinger club golden ring golden ring unloved with unloved pal palych please

stopwatch grandmother was a kgb veteran, so even at her funeral they didn’t say too much. dew their two jokes of the ministry of internal affairs caught for a bribe, the investigation finds out who snitched. one boy was not friends with anyone, did not like anyone, and therefore this boy went to hell. thank you, we are talking now dew 0.8 goes to the reserves of the kvn-rose team, she has two teams left. which of them will get 0.9. and who is the whole point, please, green suitcase their two jokes guryev scientists crossed. watermelon and scream and it

turned out a watermelon. clonidine angela mixed up the glasses and stupidly slept at some peasant's. sergei bezrukov advertises loans in such a way that people cry and take them. the evacuation plans were so detailed that you could see them sucking in the corners. well, i see, or another fruit? let's have another free kick. please. let's have one, please. at new wood pate on sale wood pate beavers want sandwiches too. pal palych , please, in the face of nikolai valuev, he came across an incomprehensibly

sweet berry or a sour one. pal palych gets a ball so green suitcases gets 0.9 points and palych a ball, exactly we can't wait to find out. polina kvn team ocean 5.3 points yura team 5.4 points pal palych 5.8 dew points 5.8 points green suitcase 5.9 points well, what are you saying, the struggle in the last competition is going to be serious when we played 20 years ago was, uh, musical

competition and homework and now knovskoe, let's call it diffusion, musical homework. the first to enter this stage is the kvn team ocean city, vladivostok friends, for several years there has been a far eastern hectare program and, according to state logic , videos should soon appear about how successfully this program is being implemented. so, somewhere in the primorsky taiga. well, exactly 6 years ago, the first migrant nikolay appeared here . what are you serifs set the buzz wrong. bliss. bliss. kaif we know that you move here, you sold an apartment in the center of moscow well, tell me, honestly, do not feel sorry for me to feel sorry for the dirty city

air in moscow, and that clean air is there in the moscow metro, and that clean air. yes, in moscow, restaurants in the cinema hung clean from there. wow, fir-trees-sticks. you can touch wow like a kaif what kind of a hand were you, lost your hand? yes, god forbid , i just made a friendly exchange with the bear. what for life? kaif kaif kaif, that is, it turns out you you live here all alone, and that you don’t go crazy about it, but you know, at first it was difficult. it's okay, these guys are theirs. are you talking to mosquitoes? show some respect, they actually have names. this field. warbler out, dimon flew. i don’t know, maybe it’s not dimon who constantly confuses them, you know, strange garbage. here, no matter how many times i kill them, and always three buzz. kaif kaif. well, why do you constantly say the word buzz

, you understand? it’s just that there are no painkillers here, but thoughts are material buzz buzz. kaif kaif. guys, i love you deceit. did you guys believe me, in fact, i have a chic house behind the hillock, my wife baked pies, the operator. go run away , do it, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. how much space in the helicopter two highs flew high, but what about the operator? don't worry, i also got here a year ago. let's go. during the olympic games, all the attention of our country was riveted on the success of our skaters, meanwhile the coach. eteri tutberidze. she has already started preparing future olympic champions. well done well done girls, well done! we smile, we smile, we pull the leg, we pull the leg, well done my champions, my

champions. listen, tell me what the main rule of our school is not to take from grandfather's valeva mug is true. at this olympiad there was already a five-fold sheepskin coat, therefore, at the next olympics, you are required to wear a gear, and you need an eight. and you kuznetsova need to learn how to fly it to react. and why do you have such a strange burn on your neck, because you are allergic to silver. evna, we signed up for kindergarten. now we want you. here you see you are already nine women, and your decrepit backs are already breathing, the rising generation, and therefore we will train so close to the heart that you will sob this fatigue and from your tears, it will be possible to fill in a new channel. so hard girls. yes, you understand, in

order for a diamond to shine, a diamond needs to be sharpened, so all your training is over for today. go to sleep. next workout. you have after 15 minutes, run the next group. well, puppies, now i'll quickly teach you how to win on ice. and that's it, our homework is already history. and how it's nice to realize that in the future the younger generations of kvn workers will reconsider this and say no, well, if they managed to pass 1/4, then we definitely have every chance to have vital's ocean. thanks ivan starshov, i entrust you with this

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commit a crime. he goes out with a lady. i think that we should provoke them to a new crime and take nothing wrong with him . unfortunately, not about me will ever leave you, put us alone, please, who are you with. good morning alexander ivanovich all in okay.

go to your tanya kiss with her movie one tv presents conquered by my relatives. i need the exact wedding date. are you suggesting that i kill sasha for the first person i meet? why me? i get news from the yellow press. what where when is the autumn series of games tomorrow after the program time in the

big game big bookmaker venline general partner of the russian premier league will next show his musical homework to the kvn teams green, suitcase, kuzbass have you seen my underwear no? then look. what are you evil. holiday want to

hear the continuation of the song, yes, then come to the ball. wow, you're not going anywhere. damn i need help godmother movie godmother. my wife is busy with the godfather now. i don't want to get involved with the mafia. why because i'm tired of sleeping in bed with a horse's head, and living with this head, you're not tired. only the fairy godmother could not help. and so the godmother, fairy, ask me to go to the ball.

cinderella you're not going anywhere. i asked you what i want to go next look, don't you think. crystal shoes i'm the most beautiful take off the fool is an ashtray. well, where are we going? cinderella i have a magic carriage, but you need to hurry, because at the twelfth stroke of the clock, it will turn into a pumpkin. for now, just wait. we are waiting for a lot of horses. momentik, you have to go on foot cheers meanwhile , at the ball, the prince got high as he could. well, guys, let's swing the score? here cinderella is the ball.

i'm sorry that there is a strong hurricane outside. no, then what kind of wind brought such fear to us at the ball. twice in my life i laughed like that and both today are a funny guy prince. are you smoking in the castle? yes damn, while the ancestors are not at home. take an ashtray. you should marry cinderella the godfather, well, you understand, here for sober vodka. beautiful, quiet, quiet. i didn't drink. cinderella marry me

and sign, creature. are you ready cinderella to become the prince's wife are you ready to become cinderella's husband you didn't wait for me cinderella cinderella i understand that now i won't surprise you at all i chose you. screw the comparison series. godmother, you helped me

meet my love, but it feels like something is missing on the floor. friends think how much money people spend on weddings to register marriages with white horses. just imagine how much cigarettes could be bought with this money. or good books or get an education? why did i even start with cigarettes? hope you enjoyed our humor. we continue the musical homework of the second

game of the 1/8 finals of the major league next on this stage will be the kvn dew team, nizhny novgorod zharko-shanka rainbow children grow up with avits, you can’t see birches under the snow last year alexander vasilyevich forbade us to show one music homework, it turns out it 's time to watch this music homework. now we will find out who was right the team that plays its fourth game or the person who gave this game 60 years. so maybe he is not from evil, but there really can’t be very bad. it's incredibly funny if all vowels are removed from mikhail shufutinsky's song.

congratulations, everything becomes 1:0 in favor of one finicky tv viewer. bravo maestro is really some kind of bullshit. maybe then we won't continue to continue cyril, you understand, everything is forbidden, but i really want to pierce my nose for 14 years to buy beer at 5 minutes past twelve to pull 1,000 from the donation box. maybe you have some similar examples. i just take from my life. we do not have. well, okay, well, what is forbidden on

the territory of the planet kvn, homework is gaining momentum, if alexander vasilyevich spoke on the last issue, well, i don’t know, then he said about the next one, are you sick? sasha announce. imagine a woman buried a cat near the house, and the policeman thought she was hiding drugs. i used to live by you alone. good evening. what are we doing? don't ask me, i'm burying coconuts. i didn’t understand what you were digging in, well, what a good one it was white, like snow 8 kg, pure happiness. the whole family you sniffed him, but usually

he us. let's do this. i'm taking it now, and every month you bring me the same amount. i say i will protect you. and what is my reason for killing cats under your roof? well , i don’t always agree when they say nothing like that in kvn was. it means, how cool that we finally got to watch it. is there anything else he forbade us to do? yes, next to him with a stick to beat in a puddle. there are a whole bunch of numbers that he did not like.

what is the exact description? well, let's dig into it again. he says that too the sides need to be modernized somehow. well, maybe contemporaries, especially we look at the ending on the ship, it happened with us. enraged alexander vasilyevich has ever run at you. he will give us, well, nevertheless, they got together

and wrote, directly alexander's winning number vasilievich i didn't even look at the name . assess his bias. you will be able in the next minute so the dance of pop-up dumplings.

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friends, why did we show our homework, which we were asked not to show, well, you understand that laysan vasilyevich is a holy man, he saved you for 60 years from such crap that the kvn players give birth to in their heads, and we are only season 2 of the major league, but for sure realized that kvn is like a very big one, scrambled eggs, already in its seventh decade. well , friends, our most devoted viewer, already rated our home music assignment 5:0. now it's up to you, the kvn dew team. come back sooner. the dew kvn team thanks

the governor of the nizhny novgorod region gleb sergeevich nikitin for the support and the quiz, pliz in the person of roman olegovich lozhkin, the ocean kvn team thanks the all-russian children's center ocean in the person of the director natalya vladimirovna solovey and the senator of the russian federation from the khabarovsk territory andrey alexandrovich bazilevsky, as well as the director of the creative center of the far eastern federal university valerio valerin novoselov. kvn team pal palych thanks the governor of the khabarovsk territory mikhail vladimirovich degtyarev and the general director of the hobbyline company tatyana gennadievna sendeeva so, on this stage, musical homework

, the kvn team pal palych khabarovsk territory, such news recently appeared in the khabarovsk territory. gold thefts will be removed in the khabarovsk territory such an idea was proposed by mikhail degtyarev details in the next story. film genre shutdown game feature film will look for gold in cinema. there is an opportunity to remove it right now on the first channel, why can't we use it? so somewhere in the wild far east well

, parnization sensation all the gold of the khabarovsk territory is stolen, your new sheriff will deal with this. fuck guys, i'm watching your production and i can tell you for sure. it's complete. here you understand the full, what do you want to say? we meet guests with a pistol, we need to show the hospitality of the khabarovsk territory and the entire far east of russia hey beauty. what's your name windy katherine yes, i see you're in good standing here. let me

introduce you to your new sheriff, dirty you. guys, well again by, but why the main character was dirty beaten, can you explain? well, let's do something different. i don't know, michael is great. clear mikhail will go well mikhail vladimirovich kiy in the name of the east of course, after the construction of the cosmodrome. oriental that culprit is around here hey bartender. send me the most precious thing, these are keels. keep the change. you are very generous. hey what is this amigo oh, this is beggar joe, he is finishing the last saltless tequila. so, i was thinking that the kids should like the movie too. how do you like the idea, four

turtles fall into the khabarovsk sewers , plunge into mutagen and rats, they also teach kung fu. yes, our mayor khabarovsk reported to me in such a situation. we have such stories. if only they were for us, so everything is not distracting. who could steal, all the gold is not sitting, ran away. i knew it was him chasing the thief. villain give back the gold someone called his gold about clear michael windy katherine what are you doing with him? no no. save me, just let this

beast pay for everything in a week, but guys, it won't work that way. this is why you have bandits going to st., and law enforcement officers riding horses, we are producing superjets in the khabarovsk territory, plus there are far eastern subsidies for air transportation. you will make good use of it. thank you so much as they are everywhere before us. turns out you saved me. and now i will shoot you and return all the gold of the land. wait, i have a surprise for you. what a slow bullet, and michael's jokes let's go with

me to spain we will buy a villa, we will drink wine and look at the sea. no, our khabarovsk taiga fish and coal are closer to me well, of course, you are stupid, where it can be seen that evil wins. good. i sent a man to you. he knows what to do. you accept it, and at the installation you can substitute someone else. all stop removed. where are you? and now you'll see.

friends, we conceived this number to show that the khabarovsk territory. it is gold, but not in the sense of minerals. and in the sense of the people of our dear far east and dear alexander vasilyevich loves to appreciate kvn and watches, but not everyone is joking. valdis looks great success. thank

you you didn't notice. the governor of the khabarovsk territory, mikhail vladimirovich degtyarev, is present in our hall today, i may be wrong, but i know what you will now be called in khabarovsk. clear mikhail kvn team green suitcase thanks to the head of the guryev municipal district stanislav alexandrovich cherdantsev and the governor of kuzbass sergey evgenievich tsivilev kvn team yura thanks synergy university represented by the president synergy corporation vadim georgiyevich lobov and the rector of synergy university artyom igorevich vasiliev and interestingly, we know that there is a dairy industry, we see it and smell

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today is a historical moment, together with mitka we will conduct our program right on the kvn stage . i scared everyone. to be honest, i started looking for a replacement as a sinful thing. instead of dmitry khrustalev, they could have become a host, but oleg mongol and irishka chiki-piks did not, because even these people turned out to have the principles of oscar kuchera who said he didn't want to lose his popularity. it turned out to be not so easy, and we have news. it's great. it's great that a woman with very tasty elbows was admitted to the moscow hospital. as ekaterina varnava herself stated, how did i know that this bald, e, morel would achieve such success. alexei yagudin

finally said goodbye to the ice, saw the dollar exchange rate and realized that it would be not only in pure friends. and we have a new section. wow, hello the country has run out of interesting people to meet kvn team yura oh hello, hello my dears. hello mug, don't touch it. and by the way, do you know that in addition to going further and winning in kvn , there are even more grandiose gifts of attention to the screen? on my own behalf, i offer vadik galygin a project on channel one. please tell me, what time exactly does your new project come out on channel one? no, seriously. let's well, i just really want you on channel one without a multicooker in your hands. still, we are

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they are young, women, plus 40 faint some kind of musical surprise. do you have one like this yes? we went out to do our musical surprise together. i think you're not letting him open up, then. work we would like to do the same dance 20 years ago. city day son long while we play jennif for the first time. for the whole country we dance.

friends, go to your dream someday dmitry khrustalev will definitely dance with you thank you that's all for today, well, as for the performance of the teams, we only have to hear the jury's assessments, but before that i want to invite all the teams to the stage. i ask you to.

dear judges, the latest scores for today musical homework the first on this stage were the kvn teams ocean, vladivostok five points maximum i remind five four four and stanislav gusman 3 kvn team green suitcase kuzbass four five four five four dew, nizhny novgorod five five five four kvn team representing the khabarovsk territory pal palych