vsu, they were destroyed by aimed fire not freiter vladimir alekseev during the liberation, the settlement discovered a group of nationalists superior in strength. our fighters secretly approached them and attacked the corporal personally destroyed the mortar crew, the enemy retreated. the humanitarian cargo that was collected by you, including the viewers of channel one, was delivered to donetsk by another party for those who are now showing courage and heroism on the front lines. equipment was purchased thanks to the project everything for the victory to become a participant. maybe everyone just needs to scan the qr-code with their phone, which you now see on the screen at the link. all necessary information. yulia pogorelova will tell you how to contribute. the shelling and we are working on us. they are working, but after an hour even after finding donetsk, all this is perceived as background noise. this is another humanitarian cargo for the militiamen of donbass,

it was brought here to donetsk by the hosts of the programs. time will show ruslan stashko as part of a large-scale the project is all for victory, which at the beginning of summer launched the all-russian popular front. ostashko acted as the curator of fundraising for the soldiers' needs and viewers of channel one became participants in this action. more because they are in great need and they really save lives . ah, thermal imagers. here you see, well, these are phones and computer equipment with laptops, but naturally for quadrocopters, because it’s all connected later, and a tactical helmet is a retreat helmet, like this here is defensive, like the guys also brought all this and first-aid kits are all unloaded in the yard under the trees. at least some kind of disguise front line. rumbles 8 km from here in big and small boxes a lot of what guys. here , for example, thermal imagers and night vision devices were very much expected. it is impossible to fight without them today. already i had to give positions, says a fighter with the call sign of a nerd. a certain number of houses.

the village of orekhovo could not gain a foothold there, because it was not there. well, it's warm, even very stupid students. so we couldn’t gain a foothold there, but the opponents possessed all this and i wasn’t a commander, but i brought these considerations to a secondment and gave the order to retreat, because we would have been snapped like chickens, now this will not happen again. i'm sure, guys, the militias are unprofessional military in the past, miners and metallurgists. today, they are learning to fight in new conditions, using modern means, including quadrocopters. they are essential in war. how air helps artillery reconnaissance offensive, but they do not live long, because there are many of them necessary. why swim a person in exploration. if you can raise the magic and see what lies ahead for the last time. marik and i passed at a height of three meters above the positions of ukraine, passed all the police abandoned. we calmly entered without loss of actors, tv presenters, bloggers, war correspondents.

today, many famous people have joined the project everything for the victory, they, together with representatives of the all-russian popular front , find out what needs to be purchased for each unit of a battalion or brigade, many are familiar with the commanders personally, for example, correspondent irina kusenkova herself. a wounded student in the donbass who has been raising funds for front-line needs for a month has already closed the fourth fundraiser in the amount of almost 7.5 million rubles. in addition to the usual things that we carry with the popular front , that is, copters. armored helmets, winter uniforms were added. now it is very important to be at the front. and so, well, according to the list, at least the fact that the guys sent rubber boots, insulated catalytic burners, winter uniforms for thermal clothing. that's all. this is very necessary. we added this, we added it here first-aid kits for scouts and all. now we are buying brothers and our other military commander alexei kruchinin is also participating. he helps the fourth rifle battalion of the military unit of the people's militia of the lpr. fundraising under his supervision launched on 5 september. now more than

4,000 transactions have been completed. by the way, the transparency of transfers and a report on the funds spent are under the special control of the popular front, and help the military. maybe everyone just needs to go to the site pobeda.net.ru. use the qr code you see on the screen enough to read it with a smartphone victory. can bring anyone closer in the literal sense of the word. we are in one of our positions. this is the third line of defense. yes main front. another five kilometers. here are the guys. a dugout is being dug here. and right there they have a field kitchen today, that you have a sinful soup for lunch. who cooked? did i learn at home or already here? no, i learned at home. i see you have clothes drying here. that is, some kind of life has been established, yes, and there is a weapon right there, if anything, right away in battle, so that were at the ready here, of course, incomparably quieter than on the front line, but you have to be constantly on the alert for the task of these guys. in the event of a breakthrough in the front line, it

is necessary to sleep little to keep the enemy and in turn tents, flimsy at night, already cold sleeping bags. there are not enough warm ones and they are now purchased as part of the training camp in the first place, but they are not recognized for the fact that the fighters are freezing, they are ready to perform their tasks for nothing. in any conditions we are ready to keep the defense to the end, victory will be ours yulia pogorelov sergey chebotarev ekaterina karyaka irina chuchu and viktor grebenyukov channel one, donbass the preparation of those who received the agenda is in full swing and volunteers need to remember the skills that they once received in the army and master modern weapons throughout the country in the work of 80 training grounds with those. who will have to defend the motherland talked to q7 spun a grenade. antennae, and then they kicked and report the grenades for battle. a detailed briefing is ready, before handing out the ammunition safety rules number one for each instructor. bye

one platoon is practicing grenade throwing, the other is being trained in engineering. so at the range of the caspian marine corps. fleets. the course of a young fighter is passing another rotamobilized. for the next 2 weeks, they will spend their own instructor here at each platoon and squad, many of whom dmitry teaches tactical shooting with real combat experience. not this way. he returned a long time ago with a special military operation, where he spent 4 months. now your knowledge is adjusted for the experience gained in battles. he gives to the mobilized i will turn people, what is the first thing to do when contacting the enemy? this is to climb up to change position as quickly as possible and give him fire. but before moving on to shooting , recruits will be told how to provide first aid, they will be taught how to disassemble and assemble an assault rifle and they will explain how to bypass the sappers’ traps, the

training ground is divided into several sections. hand grenade launcher. valery ivanyuk is one of those who volunteered and came to the recruiting office, without waiting for the agenda, he is 55 years old behind 2 years of service in the ranks of the soviet army and in his heart there is a great desire to be useful to russia in september. well, we watched tv and a channel. well, i sort of saw what was going on. i say they would take me at my age, i would definitely go. well, the next day i got into the car and drove off, looked at my military id. they said we need such people and that's it. when an employee of the military registration and enlistment office rang at the door of ivan shchelkov, he also celebrated his birthday. true, not his six-year-old son arseny disabled child. ivan is the sole breadwinner. in the family, along with a military id. he carried certificates of the child's disability to the military registration and enlistment offices. i showed them these documents. e. they didn’t ask me any further, in

principle, all these my documents, studied, took the summons, handed it over, gave me a military id. uh, and they said, you can go ivan heard that the only breadwinners are not subject to conscription, but he was not sure the answers to these and many other questions can be found on the site. we explain the dot rf, who is subject to partial mobilization, what to do if a summons came and how to become a volunteer, and you can also get answers to exciting questions by calling the hotline, and those who were mobilized spoke about the procedure for obtaining credit holidays about human rights ombudsman tatyana moskalkova, who arrived in yekaterinburg here is the battalion commander. you must apply to him for a certificate stating that you are mobilized. he handed over the certificate to his seconded and on the basis of this certificate in the bank. get a vacation in addition, the ombudsman examined one of the military units, at the base, where all the mobilized are now being trained. and this is khabarovsk here at the

practical exercises in combat training, those called up from the reserve were taught how to shoot from a camouflage grenade launcher and conduct combat in close proximity to the enemy. at the training grounds of the baltic fleet, tank crews are being trained, coherence of actions, aimed shooting from a place and on the move, the destruction of armored vehicles and manpower of opponents of mechanics, drivers receive skills and drive over rough terrain move along the slope and overcome anti-tank fish. the teaching of the mobilized takes place everywhere in all military districts of the country. experienced instructors share the most important skill with those called up from the reserve. to stay alive while defending their homeland farid muslimov channel one. another group of orphans from the donbass arrived in the moscow region at the airport. chkalovsky landed on board, for the third time in a week. on it are fifty

pupils of domovyonok children who lived under constant shelling from the ukrainian nationalists. first, a temporary accommodation center was sent to the rostov and kursk regions. now. here they are in the capital region, they will be placed in modern family centers, where there is everything you need. now the guys are going to have a rest and go to 3 well-equipped modern skin centers, where they adapt, and then professionals will determine their fate in order to find all the families where their parents are, who will be given both warmth and kindness. now he has arrived for the third year in the last few days in total, we brought 234 children. a i this last board brought 53 of the smallest from us - these are three children's homework from zero. up to five years of age, part of the children. need to examine someone needs rehabilitation. children from the kherson region are invited to rest in the crimea two regions agreed to organize everything to find out the necessary information it will be possible to

open a hotline in special centers the opportunity to relax on the peninsula has already been used by 1,500 children, and the girls are also invited to their place, the rostov region, krasnodar territory and stavropol territory have already arrived in crimea from the kherson region more than one and a half thousand children and up to 5,000 more children will come. in addition, aksionov levich and i discussed the possibilities of other places for receiving children from kherson and possibly their parents. whoever wants, therefore, today and tomorrow will already be working, a hotline where it will be possible to sign up and, if adults wish, come closer to children in europe against the backdrop of the energy crisis, new thousands of protests people demand that the authorities curb price increases, as well as electricity tariffs and gas in the czech republic for inflation reached 18%, and bread and butter tripled in price , trade unions from all over the country came out from prague, demonstrations

against the rapid decline in living standards took place in rome and barcelona in the capital of austria, protesters to consume anti-russian sanctions, due to which , according to the words, prices for everything increased in the country, and he only does what he calls for tightening his belts, and in paris, the demonstrators called on the country's leadership to stop supplying weapons to ukraine and deal with the problems of their own citizens, who will soon have no gas, electricity and heat in their homes. thousands viewers today saw a large-scale historical reenactment of the battles for stalingrad, it unfolded on my kurgan burning tanks, artillery pouring fire, selfless fighters. the infantry participants restored the last battle of the major general. vasily glazkov, he died on this earth in the forty-second year, in his overcoat, which is now stored in the museum, almost 170 traces of bullets and shrapnel, so that the memory of the hero lived in volgograd, a representative of patriotic clubs and students from different cities of the country moved out. and in

in moscow, the all-russian festival of science zero plus started at dozens of venues at once, and then it will continue in the regions. the name speaks for itself. it is possible to comprehend the new, make discoveries and introduce inventions into life at any age among the participants and scientists with a name and quite children, those who, perhaps in the near future they will pick up the baton and will change our world, peter dyagin talked to them on horseback in the light of charged particles in the icy vapors of liquid nitrogen. here science is done by the hands of the smallest researchers, scientific searches and experiments are an activity in which there are no boundaries either for ages or for the embodiment of one’s ideas from a banana, it turns out to isolate dna from, for example, fruits and vegetables, even at home, a soap solution destroys the cell membrane and opens the way to the cherished chain, but at the science 0+ festival for children , they organized a real genetic laboratory, it remains to understand the terms. of course, it helps

a person in general. there is taken the cell parents. yes we are cell parents parents icon to dictate. i am even surprised that at the age of 109 children are so educated and so advanced in the subject. it's probably very cool. the fact that children develop precisely in the topic of biology, namely in molecular biology. and here the guys reveal the secret of the brain to become a neurosurgeon at 10 years old is not a problem. here is a special training brain, an imitation sample, then the children put on the preparations and do a chemical reaction manifest er, the cells of the neurons of the brain. here's a picture of hmm neurons. these are the brain cells themselves, this is whose brain, but the brain of mice, well the brain mice are very similar to our brains only in a smaller form. there are several such laboratories at the festival ; they all start work in moscow and then travel around the country. this year science zero plus will be held in 80

regions. in russia, more than 90 sites are now operating in the capital, in the charge park, master classes, lectures and experiments at moscow state university, the world's leading scientists give speeches, and the expocentre has the most extensive children's program, a huge scientific exhibition with laboratories and the most interesting inventions. assemble an electric guitar like this tesla robot biomechanical gun prostheses or even portable dosimeters , students involved in radio electronics talk about all this at the festival. we do a lot of things with our own hands. and all this is being done. and also with soul. we create all objects according to our personal desire. it's not that someone told us to do or ordered, but what we do ourselves is what we want to create. i also made a robot because i said that i want a robot. i made it. it is important for him to object manipulators can object to a variety of systems

and sensors, the theme of this year's festival, creating the future achievement of russian science, was gathered into one large exhibition at the expocentre dedicated to breakthroughs in the fields of ecology. biosphere, technosphere and space. all of her exhibits. soon they will also go on a trip around the country. here are all our modern achievements in the field of space, this is the glonass system. even the satellites that schoolchildren launch. this is a great progress for our country. in addition, the little tardigrade creatures that explore over there are depicted and a large telescope itself, which is located at the bottom of lake baikal and studies neutrinos. lectures by the world's leading scientists are planned at moscow state university outside the festival. today, the famous nobel laureate from south korea rai spoke. kwonchuk. he reminds us that we are also experiencing a climate crisis, and it is largely due to the modern world of organization. this is all the result of the free market and capitalism. we run our economies. we use fossil fuel energy, but we don't pay for

carbon for the damage it does to the planet. the system must be rebuilt science 0+ is truly a space without boundaries. only here it is possible to discuss and solve the problems of serious world science, in parallel, turning experiments into an exciting game for all ages for today's scientists, and it is true that it is important not only to go on your personal scientific journey, but also to invite those who will continue their search. in the future pyotr deryagin natalya lyublinskoy mikhail semakov roman mikhalenko channel one and that 's all for now we are following the development of events, stay on the first if we act according to the plan, the tents of the moscow tsar

because you have chosen him. now we need to prove it. this is very risky your majesty the great cinema cathedral from monday after the program time partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is the only one

thank you good evening, dear friends, for good reasons, i was ill i didn’t have a chance to open this season, the first games were, uh, friends and fans of our club . for which i am extremely grateful to them and, uh, my colleagues and i. eh, all of a sudden i realized that after all, it’s possible to, perhaps, uh, clear the paths for leaders and recruit more of them, and my horizons will open. for example, i can be, uh, i can join some fan team on the sly. well and well and in the end . i may be one of the jury members. what 's stopping me from doing it? well, okay, kvn

is a game, but creative, so what? today the teams participating in this game will create. we'll see we're starting. and again, five teams come into play, which i actually represent to you for the first time will play steps. e, champion of the open league of teams in moscow and the moscow region, team kvn spikelet, city of mikhailovsk, stavropol territory. another e debutant of the e tower, finalist of the first league of our club, which represents the leningrad nuclear power plant, a team called the nuclear team, the city of sosnovy bor,

leningrad region. the second chance to play in the major league was received by the kvn team flash royale, rostov-on-don well, also, the 2nd season will play two last year semi-finalists of the major leagues of the kvn team ip bondarev, the city of nadym and the kvn team of the northerners, city ​​of nyagan khanty-mansi autonomous okrug. as you did in previous games of the season, as a result of today's meeting , only three of these five teams will be able to continue playing in the season, well, not everyone , uh, will agree to take responsibility for

such a fateful decision. well, we found the top five. so, with pleasure i present to you the jury chairman of the jury konstantin ernst captain of the kvn team st. petersburg viktor vasilyev a person who was a jury a person who played in kvn a person-musician a person journalist valdis pelsh vadim galygin represents the belarusian kvn i

deliberately modestly introduced galygin, because things will go further seriously. ah, the olympic champion. four-time world champion more than once, who was, uh, on the jury of our club alexei yagudin and to them and to you and me and good luck to you. the first greeting contest, getting to know the new teams, finding out what's new with the old teams

. last time, muscovites often complain about the team's smoke covered in snow on the money of the region with burning eyes with delight, but more moonshine should be submitted to the capitals. otherwise, as soon as the strength returns.

well, the country is a machine of humor, is it back? this is you talking about moskvich. this is me talking about us and i would like to remind you right away that i am a ipeshnik from nadym. and i have my own plumbing store there. well, as they say, small business over big cases through kvn on channel one is absolutely free to advertise. all advertising comes with a suitcase full of money. what are you keeping money in suitcases. it's unreliable in suitcases now for everything in dollars. actually, we have a new season of kvn here. and it's good that i reminded in the new season we will do everything in a new way. i propose even in our team to carry out this rebranding. and yes

, a re-break, in short. now we will do everything, on the contrary andreevich what did you do before? i guarded you, now you will attack me. what, did you compliment? what did you do? i denied you sex. so, who is this? i mean who? you yourself said to take a singer to the game, otherwise they understood me as a singer, right? okay, let him sing. we traveled abroad. and you go to have fun, you saw half the world, but they didn’t let us go home, people are dragging somewhere. just me and the monkey. it's

time to go and do coats on this occasion. we will no longer advertise your store. which store is your plumbing store? are you kidding me? all right, yegorka run. i promise you no plumbing commercials in the new season, seriously, of course, because we will be advertising my new lingerie store, that another store konstantin lvovich will not like it. yegorka , if he is not offended. well, such a task is not worth it. turn on advertizing ip bondarev thong. guy julius caesar settle and vlad the field. otherwise the song

was released. yes, you are out of your mind talking about underwear from the stage, right? who cares at all. well, let's check it out. raise your hands. yes , stop it. maybe the store will stop discussing the performance, it won't help. well, let's discuss something else, and the guys you heard tsekalo solid dispersed there. buy yourself a toilet already new magazine. yes, i'm not talking about that again. we want to perform and we will no longer promote your store and will. well, i'll arrange it now andrey let's go well, finally we can show kvn. so the departure of coca-cola from russia is dedicated,

we recognize that invigorating taste, even though the taste of whiskey is real. what does unemployed mean what do you think? i will not find people in moscow who want to work.

he doesn't even know how to play kvn. say 300. and as i understand it, a new accountant, yes, previously , an accountant who did not know how to count, i know how, one building one, building 2, yes, that 's what i'm talking about. they don't know russian, so they don't ask any questions. enough for you, what kind of stereotypes do you think, you came here, you have a couple of phrases and that's it. oh sorry if i offended you. enough for you, what kind of stereotypes do you think, you came here and learned everything. well, play with them, and we're leaving. we went

where we went, we went for 200 one building one. come on, what are the stereotypes? well, congratulations on your first day of work. and this is our boss damir damirovich. feelings you like a gray wolf damn , you need to call your father. he went to asia on a business trip. i called, he doesn't pick up. let's go home. i have to go home to take the money. and we also leave denis denisovich goodbye. you thought well. yes, what are you filled with, they are so grateful, but you are yegorka, i warmed you up. you

tried to set me on fire, it doesn't matter. well, you pasha , i was your father instead. you just slept with my mother. this is why my father left. but you, alina, i didn’t do anything wrong to myself. alright, go ahead leave me with these loans. look like her and quiet like his little vocabulary. i propose to act like christians after lent. it's like going back to being fat. true, sorry for him. let's forgive ip bondarev works fine. nothing personal, just business. front not proyebal

not about channel one. this song is just to give now commanded ip - this and baby - this is bipe. th hey, hey, hey hey, the greeting competition is continued by the team called spikelet, the city of mikhailovsk , stavropol territory, we are looking somewhere on olympus zeus

where have you been we have been looking for you all day. today i was in an extraordinary city. what kind of city is this city? damn, i forgot. hi all. we came with the god of a forgotten place. and mikhailovsk is an unusual provincial city. unlike others, our mayor is poor, but kind, so he gave us the go-ahead for this game. and our team today faces an important task, after all, if we perform well, alexander vasilievich will leave us chur, i put on my sleep. what are you talking about, the jury is looking at you, let

them look at their work. are you an idiot, take your words back. well, such people live in our city. meet this is andrei and to understand what kind of person he is, it’s enough just to know the story of how he got his name, let’s fast forward to that day. everyone in the yard already has a name. i don't, but you know that we don't have money now, but dad, i want to celebrate a name day. okay take my thanks petrovich what's more, he recently changed the awl to soap bathing became more pleasant. dear

friends, in general, we have a holiday in our team. this is danil let's congratulate him. he will soon have boy. but i don't even have a girlfriend, so we picked you a pretty boy. guys, would you like to introduce me? actually, i'm not standing here for beauty, that's for sure. what you said? i'm dragging you now, right? do you even know who my dad is? who is the locksmith? and what will it do to me. what do you have broken? so how did you get me? i challenge you to a fight without rules. you don't seem to understand who you're dealing with . i am the storm of the area. then why didn't i get a text message from the ministry of emergency situations ? i will collect everything

your titles okay now, you're a dick. miniatures andrey planted drugs. thank you, i love seeds , the life safety teacher forgot the word. the lesson is over and today is an important game in which where is the remote control? you were gone for 15 years. meet andryukha's father what's new yes, my mother and i are taking

part in the competition. mom, i'm not a complete family. will you help us? so i already helped you. dad, it would be better to help normally. the long one offends me. do something for him. what is broken on him? so andrei is your father, it spoils everything for us. oh well, okay i'll go again. are you coming tomorrow? no, and the day after tomorrow no, and when in 15 days?

and we noticed that many teams of the major league give gifts to the jury members, so we would also like to give a gift to konstantin lvovich. and what to give him? well, let's confer, but he has money, he has a car, he has an apartment. listen konstantin lvovich will consult. maybe you can give us something. andrey, who allowed you to talk to him like that, actually, i have a lot in common with him. for example, crimea andrey is actually konstantin lvovich dear an educated person, and you have only deuces in your certificate. but no triplets. guys, well, how can you not understand this is the major league, we represent here not only ourselves, but the whole city, what our people will think. let's conclude by saying at least

one smart thought. dear friends, look at us carefully. well, what a fucking smart idea. let's get acquainted with the spikelet? i will have time to get a tinkoff black card with the design of famous paintings before october 16 and get free service forever tinkoff he is one of a kind very interesting production staff five husbands all husbands officers submariners it is clear that

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gifts. hooray - it's safe for people. he gives light. uranus will give you a girl girls 16 years old, moscow hello, the active workers of the leningrad nuclear power plant from the city of sosnovy bor, there are two nuclear power plants in our city and next year our city may turn 50 years old. guys, how much is a dollar worth now? well,

in the region of 50, as well, but someone can have this information in transfer stores, otherwise they, like, do not know. sergeevich you were stunned as punishment you will play miniature gays did not understand. and what am i gay to play, will he let vanka play he has beautiful lips. okay, let's go, i'll play come out. and you generally move away, that i’m joining forces, that i’ve handed over the nuclear jokes, who cares, to our right, not bondarchuk in the mess, but the strengthening of our team, according to the director of the nuclear plant, there is no director. you can also understand, well, where is such a person needed here or next to a nuclear reactor? meet danya that's right. what to do? well, for

starters, pull your hands out of your pockets. let's get our hands back. hurt the domarchs, the jokers need the jokers for a short time. bai, the house drove the bike. what is the bridge to success? and to galygin and to his vasily and to the dumplings and to success. what was it? well, yagudin must evaluate something. dan stand up. don’t be

offended by dai, please, he recently got injured at work. for such jokes, they gave him a melon . can. yes, yes, all nuclear team. and we noticed that the drunker the passenger, the more politely he communicates with the conductor before boarding the train. hello passport goodbye, damn it, i left the hike in the flower shop. imagine a grandfather found his grandmother on tinder. valya what is it? well, did you cough? friends you've all

seen the man who takes out the black box on the what where when program but no one has seen what he does in his spare time so behind the scenes what where when come on come on. just a second attention to the question work, otherwise it's understandable. come on a little. come on a little. cucumber well , in principle, it is also clear, yes, what is a cucumber? yes , you know how, they will fire you. well, how is he a cucumber. let's have a little attention to the question. who is watching there? dear connoisseurs of music,

aleksey glyzin sings for you, now he remembered who i am, come on, otherwise you are not his. friends every year it becomes more and more difficult for us to understand the younger generation. so, in an ordinary old bb apartment, we chill at the front desk and you can hear everything. i understand, only we bro is some kind of cringe. that's what he now he said, well krinzh, then you are ashamed of someone. well, there was a word when you are ashamed of someone spartak why don't you use it? where are you going to register? i don't understand at all. well, of course, i'm a buzzer. you boomer died, if it

had heard such a feeling pa, you don’t understand, yes, it’s you who don’t understand the youth that replacing old words with new ones is already a problem. doesn't go away, replaced the coven with freelancing. and you have n't stopped being unemployed. you are in the store. you can buy both sweatshirts and hoodies anyway later in the country for me it will be a jacket. and this is debatable. you argue. how much do you want son? just know that you speak the language of instasa female milokhin, and i speak the language of pushkin lermontov chekhov, i understood everything, well, thank god that you can smell it on your maidens. don't worry, this harassment is for me. you would have thrown me here.

kapets, we are also a dancing buzz team at the end of our performances, the kvn teams usually ask something from the eat, dear eat. or you can stand up at the end of the game and say how cool the leningrad nuclear power plant performed today and that smolensk a nuclear power plant would never have been able to do that. yes, we just have a tough derby. they won you last month in volleyball team thank you we thank the moscow government for their help in

organizing the kvn games , the team called flash royale rostov-on-don continues the welcome competition. who came up with eprst? well, someone came up with it, a friend told a friend, it was brilliant for the people, then his friend, probably, also thought that he would come up with such a brilliant idea and he came up with a magic. and this is how they probably communicate all their lives like this phrases to one another, that is, be afraid, the second tyry-pyry are splayed. shishel thought, maybe

i just want to understand who comes up with this original content and dot all the and already . and i also want to understand why we dot the dot and dot the e. yes, personally, i really miss the letter. yes, i told you, it was a good letter yat, could you be someone's initials of your ex, for example, yes it fits, right? here is a team with their vision of the world of flash royal on stage, buckle up. let me introduce you boys. you already decide from whom you give birth. so, please, seryozha is a young boar from rostov. well, tell everyone how you got into kvn

. i go to a lingerie store. hello girl. you have underwear. she says, of course there is, she says, you didn’t understand, but specifically, you have, he says, are you a joker? go to kvn and here i am. more karen i'm artyom karen swindler swindler well, karen is one of those people who monitor the level of gunpowder in the powder flasks. well, is there still gunpowder in the flasks? to be honest, karen doesn't. affects the creativity of our team mom i swear a well, and there stands unpredictable. andrei sometimes pay attention to him, not today. what do we

know about sharks? you know sharks never sleep, so the tooth fairy can't visit them. when their teeth fall out and that's it paradox sharks are the most toothy creatures in the world, but they can't get rich off their teeth. have you forgotten about anyone? exactly roma thank you for reminding me, this is lyokha, i categorically welcome you. lyokha was shot three times, but he did not write a statement. why parents are not judged? and you can’t argue, boys, vladik has arrived.

it's okay, he's rehearsing the exit. come here boys. roller what did you get out? will you tell anyone? well, you know, i'm full of different numbers and sad photos. i am the grave so what are you out? remember, babies don't become babies, babies are born. here again, you can't argue. in general, who has not yet understood, the humor of our team, like a lame prostitute. if it does, good, have fun.

miniature and while you think, if kolobok drowns, will he become a dumpling? imagine at one guy's iphone and the other one can't find the end of the tape. if you can't see the difference, why pay more? evening school is so duvanova, no, i put an emka. skvortsova antonina prokhorovna. she moved away put a cross. so sokomanyan your parents promised to give our school pens, they gave no, so i'll get you a deuce for now with a pencil. so sweet tomorrow with his father at school. so he's already here. what are you

standing there? as not native so he is not native. and we saw how your hands are shaking from alcohol, yes, and this is already a wake-up call for the teacher on the field program a participant of miracles arrived and did not bring a gift. have you forgotten anything? and exactly hello and convey sanya's mother. good luck guys. you don’t want to say anything to me thank you leonid arkadievich thank you on the drum, you won’t put it. what do you have in the package? and

these are probably the famous rostov cords and the male has no stepfather. so stop camera. what's the matter? why did we come without a gift? well, there is no money, the mother does not spin. here's my iphone. now the camera will turn on. you will give it to me. clearly, the camera. karen what will you give us, i'm tied the famous rostov cords and cables

in our presentation, we paid a lot of attention to the letters and this is not accidental, because letters make up words from words build messages, therefore, you need to select the right letters. we chose our own kbm. fl we're done. and you another greeting for another team and i drive for appreciating . yugra is a team of northerners. kvn came , it became good, it became good, it became good. kvn came it was good. finally, the essence of memory will be applied to this

song to sing this song well. we are good. we have synchronized dance armor. good friends every second inhabitant of a nyaga is not considered a smart person, as you understand, the guys are used to being the first in everything. at least say hello. hello nyagan what? well, why are there no branded stores? mcdonald's no hello no fire, where i took it there is no more. yes, i'm just watching yagudinka. as if

he had the same one missing in his dressing room. what are you carrying? have you forgotten where we took you on a nudist beach? yes, we took you, no matter what. it's a new season. how will we surprise? wow renard, why didn't you say before that you were a moron? i was ashamed of you nothing to do, you'll be salted seeds. yes, not just held in his hand for a long time. so, but there is no hope for the east, where is dima now, i will call him. hello where are you in the netherlands what, and now in france turn off the vpn so quickly come out here. what is a

superhero costume? what hero ? yagudin that you see the dressing room should be closed? what kind of ice show are you planning there? guys, and if i torment my friend with his mother, it turns out that i am his stepfather? well, yes, what to talk at home? arthur we must touch more serious topics. he recently banned ex-convicts from working in taxis. and i think that our world

is no longer a sabbath. what are you talking about the mayor, drive, actually, he helped us with resettlement in moscow , which means that tolya lives with arthur and kirill is a pig farmer wow that face than he settled? this is who the it specialist is now everything is possible for them. guess where is my wife, where is my mistress, where is my wife,

mistress dima, where did you get them? vasily's dressing room is also not closed. arthur you want sex with one of them, damn it, whatever you say, at least stop, at least with this calm down what's the attitude to girls heard? johnny depp won the court case and forgave his wife $ 16 million, this is what i understand the relationship, just like russia has with belarus kirill as i understand it, there is no other news. there is a woman in the usa who smashed mcdonald's because she didn't like the ice cream. we wouldn't have that.

we have delicious points. that's all you have any sense for. by the way, i have a number. arthur play along. yes, yes, he has a number. thank you arthur show quickly. friends recently announced that they would revive the moskvich plant, but so muscovites drove a moskvich; the car must correspond to a modern muscovite. sorry for the tautology muscovites. so let's start the presentation, since it is true moskvich that he starts working after 12:00 pm, and so the next slide is filled with

anything moskvich, but which milk salon is the next slide on. now about the cons, parking for moskvich is paid and expensive everywhere. i would even say everywhere, how expensive. so the next slide wipers from moskvich and central asia tried to install domestic ones, but they are twice as expensive and do not work enough. this was our second season out of the league maybe it's time to grow up client number p 206. come to window number three oh that's me. hello, i need a loan. dima what kind of loan and

what about the five windows on them with the name of the bank written on them? i have a loan for one and a half million. ask me two loans for two million for 1.5 million. dima doesn't it bother you that konstantin lvovich works in a bank. no, i'm embarrassed that they are finishing with the same post. friends, you just don’t think anything bad about nyagan really. we have a lot of smart people there.

intelligent and educated people, and on the first channel we show, think about it. northerners, well, here we are, love me, love me. so friends we saw heard five greetings in today's game, the teams go on stage. now your greetings will be evaluated by our jury. ask. so, my friends, five points, the maximum for the

performance in this competition is a greeting from the northerners, nyagan 4:4. all judges have four shafts. greeting kolosok, mikhailovsk 4 4 4 5 team nuclear team 4 5 5 4 4 team flash royale 4.55 and team ip bondarev nadym four four five five average score for the northerners greeting contest 4 points exactly a spikelet 4.2 points ip bondarev 4.4

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nadezhda kadysheva was warmed up by fastum gel, a little boy broke his knee, she was quickly treated. now she's a cia agent. thank you next. in fantasy , a wolf without one tooth howls and whistles lightly at the moon. striptease club flooded in saratov. this is the first time that the mayor was immediately at the scene of a natural disaster. okay, i went on after reviewing all the parts of rambo. the milkmaid began to milk until first blood. the raspberries in the garden were so delicious that the grandmother called her grandson and said not to

come. thank you further, like, cooperating here the guys wrote something to me. i almost read it, but we'll figure it out together now, so it's just a joke, when you drink dobry juice it just seems like you're getting drunk anyway. that's funny. and another guy who accidentally became a father for 16 years. you even have sausages wrapped in cellophane. northerners please. in order not to scare away the fish, rybak drowned silently. more fun katya always combined business with pleasure, therefore, in jacuzzi took a pack of dumplings. dear judges.

decide what is what. second fourth fifth by shot second fourth and fifth i ask. katya realized that the guy was sitting when, on their first date , they walked around the yard in circles for an hour. fourth, when the canning department amputated the hand, the whole district stopped drinking hehe because the hand cannot be changed. storks that carry babies to nyagan do not look the child in the eye we will not change the hand will not leave us and according to bondarev bondarev left the line, and we continue to ask puss in boots and a horse in a coat a fight was won by a horse with a torn coat. then the prostitute was closed for 15 days, but for bad

behavior. she left after an hour. i ask a resourceful pensioner to send the coordinates of her garden to telegram so that they can dig it up. another flight attendant was so full that passing through the cabin automatically brought the chair to a vertical position. going through obscene words aloud, valery karpin made a roll call in the national team. okay, northerners, please, and the second. sorry for the second time. i liked the first one. i think it might slip. well, see what you say. come on, it's like they say, you know severyanin sergey did not know how

to properly latte or latte, so he always ordered beer. more when at 8:00 in the morning from the gym, they took out the balls of flowers and gifts and people realized that the mayor had already voted? station 0.7 points, as far as i understand, uh, we continue to ask, the third circle was recently attacked by aliens, but thank god the cossacks turned out to be stronger. the russian national football team also has only three weak points - defense, midfield and attack.

then you can flush royale will say. maybe katya was home girl, because at home there were all the men drinking alcohol. also a pharmacy and a strip club decided to merge and are now called 36.6. at the entrance to taganrog there is an inscription we are buried and people like anton pavlovich chekhov faina ranevskaya stay you. please, severyanin psychic valera when he gets drunk does the future call?

the bank operator always records sex with his wife on camera in order to improve the quality of service. extreme one-shot commands please the guy only smoked after sex because it's just so aunt dina did not sell him a cigarette. and the resourceful macaque severyanin fed viagra with a boa constrictor and began to knock bananas from the tree with it. time is leaving us. but the whole uh of the eighties

takes the spikelet with it, as far as i understand? well , let's fight for the highest score. in this competition, the ninety-ninth bus turned over, but the driver did not lose his head and drove along the route of the sixty-sixth. even residents of nyagan when they sell an apartment put a note in the ad, i beg you. not yet the final. please, northerners, let's do it. if presented in the role of lolita nabokov lolita milyavskaya, then the tragedy turns into a comedy? petya knocked out his front tooth so that his mother would not know that he was skipping

hockey practice. and the judges interrupt the fight for the clear advantage of the royal flush. 0.9 severyanin team amount for two contests, please edit northerners 4.9 points ip bondarev five points exactly spikelet five points exactly atomic team 5.1 points royal flush 5.8 points. next competition musical homework, which will actually determine the final position of the tournament tables flush royal ask 19th century estate

monte carlovka countess anna semyonovna bastrzhinskaya again remained a widow and grieved yesterday. andrei petrovich left, poisoned cookies from my hands. and today i am alone with a bunch of inheritance. how so madam, do not worry. you are now not only fat, but also rich will appear. choose me, my milk will go down, or my husband just died, no time for fun has passed six minutes. it's good that i'm easygoing, right? and kolya freely familiarizes me with gentlemen with me, i slept with him,

where did you find them. gentlemen, there is no coffee in the offices, and we never buy it, friends. i have to choose a lot of you, but i will choose only three. you are no one else. okay. maybe i should sit here. always admired russian alcohol and russian women in that order. in your case, yes. god me you are like a swing, disabled from you, just not from you funny. oh you

must be an armenian prince. and how did you understand it, did you come to an underestimated carriage with inflated self-esteem? but you say in bed god yes to me 33. but decent women don’t answer such questions for you, but i’m 45. i have a gift for you straight from yerevan, just a holey box. wait a while in yerevan there was a beautiful view of ararat oh colonel. let me invite you to dance with pleasure. there are no secrets from it; we get rid of dust. call my lek, i'm a kyukhelbeke. here's

two caps for you, to make sure you have more less milk, it doesn't matter to you. after all, yes, no? then tell me, what news in the village did i find out that horses are being spied on at school, how did you find out? i am peeped at the horse, i don’t even know which is worse. so i have orders for you. go to the grave to my nutritionist. put water and bread in there. gentlemen to the table from the dinner teambok sent just cognac so who are we to argue with god splash the lady countess, i don’t want to seem like a graphomaniac, the decanter is bulky full, the colonel is a ladle. bichai. i'm not the first time. so

it’s so tokmaturka then push it heavily in containers. now even such taunting. yes , all the same, the mighty russian language is ours. friends, me i need to go to the ladies room to the kitchen. what kind of coins let me quote chaliapin, i am with this woman only for the sake of the house and soon it will be mine. uh, as my chemistry teacher, ashot karlevich, used to say, i am your mouth for hydrogen. lord, do not swear. kill each other. you're with us. i don't have a gun. take my thanks. it seems to me that the guy will get the one who has the strongest vestibular apparatus. oh boys see that you've already made friends

guy you letter, clap. i bought this place, lady you chuhelbe. uh-huh that definitely needs a vacation, what do you have news from me notary. we're talking about my money. come on, come on, how much you get nothing. and what oh are you right that your husband died? will you still dance with me? i didn't love you either. and

wait, and wait. yes, i didn't like it. and in general, i am not an armenian prince. i am an ordinary christian, an armenian, a christian, in fact, we were the first to accept the peasantry. well, of course, someone must love the ugly ones. okay, you look fine. i'm talking about your maid. i liked her at first sight. good thing i looked at her twice freak. do not be discouraged deceived. i have them, you have money. i am rich, yes, and your husband also gave it to me. he is a message, a message, what kind of rogue are you doing here

? you buried me, didn't you? i left for the city. i will soon. i kiss the mistress sergey as a frenchman roman as an armenian prince karen as a maid lyokha as a colonel, i am not in the role of my late husband andrey read books, go to theaters, subscribe to us flashl. we have finished, and you the kvn flash

royale team thanks the southern federal university for represented by rector inna konstantinina shevchenko and viktor nikolaevich vdovichenko, for their help in organizing the kvn games, the kvn nuclear team thanks the governor of the leningrad region ovsyanovich drozdenko, the autonomous non-profit organization information center of the nuclear industry of the state corporation rosatom, as well as the director of the branch of jsc concert rossenergo atom. vladimir ivanovich's leningrad nuclear power plant, we continue our musical homework, the nuclear team. the leningrad nuclear power plant produces 440 mln.

kilowatt-hours of electricity is the rarest isotope for the pharmaceutical industry, and it just so happened that not a single musical homework, but at the same time, today we have the task of winning, guys. yes, i solved this problem, as you solved it. well, how are such issues resolved at enterprises ? meet the new supervisors who have taken over the line equipment of the leningrad nuclear power plant . danya, how did you agree with him, well, it’s just that radiation is removed from body with vodka. and i didn't listen anymore . can you tell me what my salary is there? i mean, well, you signed the contract, it looks like a person who reads what he

signs. you understand that you are substituting the state structure. and with this, we are not claiming the victory today. well, not directly with this , sanych has such a number, he will remove all questions so the ski track. imagine atheists at easter it's really cool feeling like kissing men? well, in the sense it is appropriate only for easter well done how can you not understand? workshop, he's like a ship. and i, as the captain of this fly ship, is a funny number. what are you guys? tribute or maybe we will even try on our own. let's. i think it will be even better.

have you noticed that when you try to fall asleep in an apartment building, the neighbors usually put on such a concert, as if they were rehearsing all this in advance by a creative evening ensemble of russian art, abbreviated creatures. let's call the night drill, battery don-don, night movers. oh what a woman next door dialer please open. hell knows what it is. by the way, what is this? yes, hell knows, a deaf grandmother

whistles. and night tasks well, it turns out? all set then? let's, as usual, from the third digit. well, in the sense of the third apartment. release the ceiling

6:00 am meet the gas carrier. the next season of the voice children show has recently ended, where all the talented children of russia are invited for someone, the key word is talented for everyone.

thank you so much. you're a big lad. invite the next one, please. who are you man? and dad it's just that your child doesn't sing well. i know. well, he does everything badly badly and loves his mother badly. he even gets upset badly. but does he really not have what he sleeps best in. here he sleeps, he is the best . well, this was going on. while there is no man on television, mother herself understands you, but the boy was not upset. yes i am yes i am oh and no. he does the best in the kindergarten, understand, but if you want to achieve something, then you need to quit everything and study music, at least 12 hours a day, which will deprive small childhood. and how is he then in dry weather

find dirt, right? you probably just never got high from bati. here you are, when they fought a joke with a drunken dad, no. and mine is always ready. yes, when i drive home, the kid sees the car at the whole yard screaming, folder, folder arrived, yes, at this moment there are no people happier than me and there are no people in the world, and you want him to leave all this because of some there. small did not appreciate our talent. but for me , you are still the best. we've finished for anyone who's interested in what's

going on inside a nuclear reactor, we can do a little demo. but don't forget a nuclear power plant is a regime object, this is the only way to show it to us. well, jokes are jokes. i’m already a person who needs to fulfill my official duties fuh hooray in my swimming trunks, so that i sign something again without reading it, we will be familiar with the team, serious bikes. this is my team. thank you how can i address you, artyomushka let's say i'm a pervert and don't

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are you saying the troopers died for me? you know what happens to those who could talk they finds at sea like my father silence is your ticket only out of respect for your father. you'll see from here not in a suitcase. got it. launch the view evo app while watching a program to see what the characters are wearing

screen. pants are not just looking for, but looking for where to buy in u evo revolution in the world of shopping. cinema 1tv presents, how did yours go. the sea of ​​flowers was wonderful. and what was the name of this friend? alexander this is a wild feeling of the top of lonely people, he saw what we see, but in a completely different way, and therefore it is so much to express it so much to leave for moscow without work without housing. that's where, for example, zhvanetsky lived, he

filmed near the airport. he rented a one-room apartment, my friend zvonitsky today on the first wait large portraits five small ones. musical homework is shown by the kvn team spikelets about our musical homework we decided to show based on the well-known film the shawshank redemption where the main character is trying to escape from prison, but in fact, escaping from prison is not so difficult much more difficult to escape from a provincial town all events and the characters are fictional. coincidence of cases escape from mikhailovsk is based on real events. if you

try to escape again, i'll show you where the crayfish hibernate. and fuck me this information in the summer. so alone failed to escape. so you need to find an accomplice. hello man. you don't want to run away from mikhailovsk, oh boy. what do you not know, this city can be left only feet first. damn , i'm sorry i don't do bobsleigh. well, at least tell me, who can help me? listen to the guy mikhailovske everyone knows everything about each other. you need to go to the person who knows the least about you, i get it. hello, what's up? i want to make a tunnel to avoid from mikhailovsk you will help me offend. why do you need so much shovels? i need them for work, and what do you

work? ok thanks. i have to go andrey will you come tomorrow? no. well, okay. andrei thought, where would he dig, so that no one would notice a huge hole exactly on the road at this time in the office of the mayor of the city of mikhailovsk, the mayor, there is bad news. well, you know that i don’t like bad news, cover up, there is one man likes pictures of girls in secret from his wife, that someone is digging a hole for himself, no one should escape from mikhailovskaya, go stop him. at this time on the road

andryukha what are you trying to escape from the city? well , yes, so what, and why don’t you like it here, but name at least one place better than mikhailovskoye moscow at least two peter three, cheboksary four, balashikha after 5 hours of sneakers okay, i convinced you. the mayor is a moron, i did not manage to dissuade him. you ca n't be trusted with anything. i will do everything myself, but always with everyone. for us, you are the parental home, we are kind peaceful people. we earn glory for you by labor so it was, so it is, and so you are a monster. who are you me in this city every dog ​​knows hello owner. tell me andrew why do you

want to run away? i want to get to the bottom of peter. well, you're too uncultured for the cultural capital, then i'll get to the bottom of moscow. well, you're too russian for the russian capital. well, then i'll get to the bottom of makhachkala. well, they'll get to the bottom of you earlier. i 'll run away anyway. mayor mayor there is bad news, there is one resident trying to win a car on the field of miracles and leave mikhailovsk in it. well, we both understand that this is impossible. and in general know that i'm tired of your bad news. you're fired. well let andrey, i'm with you, i'm tired of all this too. let's run from here. yes wait but where do we get so many shovels, don't worry. well, it hurts to go, anyway, i still have one resident anton alexandrovich klishin, stavropol territory,

the city of mikhailovsk, now i have lost everything, but it seems that i understood something, i have an appeal dear leaders of provincial cities. pay attention to large potholes on your roads until all the inhabitants have disappeared from your city. and you're done, you realized everything, but i also understood something, better titmouse in the hands. well, in conclusion, we actually live in a

beautiful city and we have a wonderful mayor. and we showed all this only so that muscovites do not forget about the place from which they came spikelet. thank you kvn team kolosok thanks the governor of the stavropol territory vladimir vladimirovich vladimirov and the head of the shpakovsky municipal district igor vladimirovich serov the kvn team northerners thanks the head of the city of nyagan ivan petrovich yamashev for their support task and as you know, russian melodramas do not shine with intellect, so the guys immediately hooked on

this genre. so, the first nyagan series about love. tamara, a 36-year-old cashier, dreams of starring in the program pregnant at 16 zakhar, tamara's boyfriend does not watch tv, so he is still a policeman. once stuck in the nineties, oscar bogach from moscow recently bought a jacket for 5,000 in the tv series love behind the counter. it was an ordinary day at three in the morning. tamara worked in a supermarket in which there was only super glue. here is your kvass for you 100 rubles. well, u i'm only 80. let's 80 you are a good woman tamara

, i pressed someone's passport. marry me. zakhar would you go to work. a cap has just been stolen here. what heart? you're a cop yes damn five children, and what will i get for this gazelle from the state? i agree. all right, then, i'm getting ready for the wedding. well hello tamara how do you know my name is that the name of your shop? servelat not for the action, are you not local, how

did anesthesia joke so funny, only one guy. so beautifully laughed, only one girl. why do you didn't recognize me right away? i stopped drinking. why didn't you recognize me? i didn't stop drinking. come with me to moscow. i need scales. why should i weigh everything carefully. i'll be waiting for you. tamara did not know whom to choose, so she went to consult an apple supplier for her store, in short, under an apple tree. who is better, we will burn ourselves in gelendzhik with a zahar and dive to the bottom of the ocean with a soscar in the maldives. what to choose, but or the bottom. oh, i'll tell fortunes on the chamomile oscar ura zakhar

you again just sat on the apple tree no. i have dinner. chose some kind of oscar it's not me, it's a camomile for me chose. farewell, yes, the apples were unwashed. well, let's go faster. in short valera everything goes according to plan, this fool was seduced, and we will play a wedding with her. she will sign all the necessary documents, and i will demolish her store, and in its place i will build a paint shop. we will dye yellow paper white and sell it at a higher price. yeah, damn it, it didn’t register, in short, valera’s wedding was on a grand scale, because tamara was in her father’s shoes. and

now let's see the first dance of the young. already i shed a tear, and now the competition of signing documents without looking. wow, my favorite. he is with you only because of the end of the first series 2 series, zina i am tamara he wait, i arrested you. i am pregnant by him. it's good that i

lost my memory. so what are you doing with the trailer? i'll go to hell with him in moscow, farewell tamara zakhar how good it is that i chose you from the very beginning. well then, let's continue the celebration of the nyaganyaga, and it shone and the holiday was truly small. to be continued northerner well, that's how we love

me. kvn team ip bondarev thanks the governor of the yamalo-nenets autonomous okrug dmitry andreevich artyukhov and the general director of gazprom dobycha nadym llc igor vasilyevich melnikov well, another version of the musical homework is offered to us by the team of ip bondarev ip bondarev presents the russian version based on james bond, the special agent and the point of admiration for the picture of the hollywood symparta substitution

wake up. actually we have a music competition we are showing james bond brave devotee mukhtar well, sort of, so you go to casino royale there to you.