i won’t say i’ll replace the hollywood simparta picture. denis denisovich wake up. actually, we have a music competition, we show james bond what kind of bond. okay, i'll try to explain, so he saves people, he is a brave devotee. sort of , so you're going to casino royale and a girl in a red dress will come up to you, yeah, how

do i recognize her? she will be in a red dress, wait. this was for example forget about mukhtar so everyone go, change backstage in a james bond costume and begin. cunning one singer on time will sing. how many it takes for the artists to change everything there. no, he's not ready yet. well, that 's all, still on foot. james bond in a pair of casino royale well, what have you changed into. listen, i was thinking about

the twenty-second year of the english spy player to say, honestly i don’t want to. well, agent mi6 can't look like that. well, i'm from russia, they will say that i'm not from mi-6, but from mishusti. okay, so let's continue like this . hello james you shake as usual, but do not mix. no, if this makes vodka tastier, then give me the same thing as and i'm afraid of him. you take a breath. your help. to be honest, i do, but they're asking

me to forget that i'm mukhtar. basically, you need to find the villain. here's a plane ticket for you. in two hours you should be in berlin there, but in istanbul it's only four hours, because there is a transfer. my name is ahmed mahmoud al abir. jamahat. eldar amir in short, my mother did not understand, who is the father, i invented a new virus, which will infect all of moscow, poor sobyanin just exhaled. well do something,

if you're feeding me stop. i'll take you everything you love. but it's not denis bluffing. he will not be able to take away everything zhiguli in the country. then i did not say, the most important thing is an unusual world, people who become infected with it will laugh all the time. wait, he already has such a virus. and the name of this virus is denisovich in it. this is what, now it was, damn it, egor, something i got sick of performing, and in kvn after their snot, as usual, they finish. so what, you did and spoiled the whole music. let's at least finish the way we agreed, so let's go backstage to change. i'm not going anywhere. i'm tired,

when you did it, well, there is my basic state. so what, you suggest, we will change clothes, take out the clothes right here. are you absolutely serious? yes, you can't. that's how impudently i can change clothes on stage. kvn and marriage, i didn’t give any oaths to anyone here. come on, let's get dressed. judging by the sensations and cool we win, i agree, we spread fluff and dust.

you see, are you not shy about alina? yes, she didn’t see me growing up. by the way, stop sending these pictures to the work chat. that's why i'm going to smoke. yes, wait now, all this bullshit will end with me. calmly. so let's now the most crucial moment of the fingers of the baptized. come out. let's go wait. that is just let's go, we changed clothes for the sake of this. you understand, these are the last words in the game, we must say something

so that the normal kvn team and the northerners say. well, here we are like a car and bebondarev nothing personal, just business. well , friends, our last competition has ended, judging takes the most important decisions of this evening. and i invite representatives of all the teams that participated in today's game to the stage

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series of games tomorrow after the program time in the big game big bookmaker general partner of the russian premier league will not deviate from tradition. i would say already centuries before you show your latest grades. i would like to hear from everyone the impression of what he saw today viktor vasilyev and firstly, alexander vasilyevich, it's an honor to be on the jury here. well, in general, of course, a dream for a kvnshchik, who once stood there on the stage, is great for you guys. thank you. let's applaud because, well, it's really cool. i honestly was very rooting for the nuclear power plant. it was cool. please priestesses. not all

teams are lame prostitutes who have reached me. but the most important thing is that the three most worthy teams of those who entered this stage will continue their movement to the finals of the long season, warm up, warm up and forward good luck. thanks for today's game. thank you, vadim, good evening. well, firstly, it's joyful that kvn has moved, let's say, to its real home, a wonderful hall. let's applaud. it seems to me that here somehow everything is somehow at home, cozy chamber, i want to note. here is the humor, namely the reprise humor of the jokes of the e -team, which we saw today for the first time.

let's support them and give them a little round of applause. you need to add a drive. well, all the others want a little bit, well, somehow shake it up, because you have difficult competitions ahead of you. and so uh glad to see. thank you for playing kvn continues hooray thank you alexei yagudin please lyosh good evening to everyone, i will say phrases from figure skating that today in reality there were both ups and downs, but one thing is clear that a positive mood humor helps to live and i want to so that in this mood today's mood of the whole continued to live. thank you thank you very much. konstantin lvovich you know, and the world is transforming, kvn is transforming, it is unlikely that this will be short, and this season there will be a big transformation. i am today

i saw one team as the result of this transformation. so i would even say that today you are not a royal flush, ace poker. thank you now for the musical homework, i ask the northerners for a maximum of five points. 4 4 5 team spikelet three four atomic team 4 5 4 4 team flash royale 4-5555 and team ip bondarev four five five five what do we get as a result of the game

spikelet 8.8 points? northerners 9.1 points atomic team 9.5 points ip bondarev 9.8 points royal flush 10.6 points the kvn team won this game flush royal rostov and two more teams also go to the quarterfinals - the kvn team ip bondarev and the kvn team nuclear team dear friends tinkoff bank

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why are you calling three times? well, for example, we can go to you like this. finally, i can let you in. hello hello scary people come in guys, you all know get undressed already settle down for the umpteenth time yes. do you remember how this tukhmanova on the wave of my memory, remember? on the waves of my memory wave of my memory? let's catch this wave. to your memory, let us remember that moment when, uh, the ukrainian party authorities closed the odessa theater and zhvanetsky kartsev

ilchenko decided to move to moscow, they are not a theater closed, they suffocated. they simply did not accept the program, but as a result they closed it. well, it became impossible to exist, impossible creative to exist. no, well, this is understandable, but to leave for moscow in the capital without work without housing. that's where, for example, zhvanetsky lived, he rented an apartment at the beginning, rented near the airport. he rented a one-room apartment, but there was already a job for a truly student meridian why? work in moscow, that is, to him, if he did not have a work book, it would somehow not be clear. yes? well, of course, well, of course, but then they already proved to each other and all the bureaucratic chains that he is needed in russia, after all, without communication, without the right people, to break through. it was impossible to help the cosmonauts, the cosmonauts, to whom he read

to orbit from the mission control center, they asked him alone and he read to them to orbit, he saw them, they laughed at their space suits in their spacesuits and in their weightlessness, and they also helped. and the komsomol central committee is there, yes, there were advanced guys. and they appreciated helping to get an apartment on maly komsomolsky lane, even iosif kobzon helped. uh, robin kartseva and you see, in my opinion, everyone who loved and understood zhvanetsky also helped the introim, so those who understood zhvanetsky and appreciated it. eh, that's when. well, let's say that the fans already, who understood what a zhvanets was, were 50 already, who were almost 50. and how did he feel about the need that everything must first start to win a place under the sun of the russian countries, but they already knew him. he was already popular. in

the people, the films of the film have already been you were already in the greek hall in the greek hall, he is on a rail, but already knew that it was, but the head of the transport department, it already happened. films films-films, and when he first appeared on television, remember, i think that it was uh in the program around laughter an addition that uh started, tatiana paukhova. here she was, uh, on television, an editor. she came up with this program introduced the program hosted by alexander ivanov alexander ivanov yes. i remember she already knew misha, she appreciated it and dragged it through, you had to practically get in, or they helped you drag it through. here is dragged there is a girl. what the joys of the beauty of meeting you? why are you created

such delicate skin? these eyes, these teeth and hair that smell of rain, this nose and judgment on various issues, comrades of a woman ladies and girls back. you have already proven. you can heal , repair ceilings, assemble devices, lay cables, enough back in clinics women in hotels women in restaurants women in women's hospitals, where are these hiding? . wrinkles at 30 bags around the eyes at 35 stomachs at 40 who can be satisfied with us only voluntarily? they earn, of course, more than us in our women, we have already

come to terms with this. they look better with this. we also reconciled. they're dressing prettier now we 're trying to do something goddamn the rusty collars are down. well, where from the bald spot on the head and thrown around the neck will not go far. and what are our gaits from lying on sofas for a long time and sitting at work? and teeth from smoking eating sweet salty bitter and nasty and eyes in which only the ceiling is reflected. and it went and the bosses, well, i got used to it, i gradually got used to it, there is such a desire, so i came up with it, he was in a suit in a tie in a white shirt without a beard, which is the main thing, and therefore the bosses did not cause bad emotions like that, well, the devil knows. they say, odessa patter. they did not have time to see through so quickly quickly the hall of death remained, that he said that he said that he said such a thing, they did not catch up. now that's a good term. no,

thank god, i understand that from now on you started to know. he became a welcome guest in the company was often invited it was. it was happiness to get zhvanetsky in the company that you, and she got up from the fact that he must constantly read to read. no to him. it didn't need much back then, it was a concert, and he needed to check the piece. and for this, the public was needed understood. and what did he check the texts to check? i was no longer sure if he was, but like this, yes, as if such a reaction would be. yes, he did not know what he wrote. he didn't know what he wrote. and the genre of this reading is he he had already been born to him. and here in st. petersburg it was formed. i already told you how he was formed not to drink. he writes, they don't print, they don't print, but people want to hear, so he began to read. it was he who published his works in this

way in fact. yes, he actually printed it, yes , on the stage, when people began to laugh, he felt his own. uh, well, the need for significance for people to succeed, when god had to drive him he wrote about it. god led his hand. that's why he said, here's the talent - it's the lord that leads the lord that's how he is became famous, he was dragged to all companies, and everyone probably wanted to have a drink with him. and how yes, and then he worked successfully liked to drink. well , it contributed to the perception. he loved with friends. he didn't love. he just drink. uh drank moderately, well, he also described. what once he got drunk in the company, that odessa home-made wine and how he sat at the tram stop, and there

was a dacha on the ring in arcadia. he sat in character and saw off his friends. she's the ring road. they'll be right back. most of all, you should not drink to sit on a diet to do exercises, that i’m spoiling myself. excuse me, i can't drink a glass of juice. take vodka. don't be smart. who are you? what are you thinking? just look how many people are suffering pensioners without medicines, young people are unpromising, but they can’t have a promising future, let everyone rest, and he will start skiing in the background. you bastard want to live long. what do you want then she tells the truth to someone, can't you? and it means to us, you can. you saw a real generals figure, joy exudes a

uniform, bursts of stripes in the cheeks pass the nose of light the red banner to fall can never be wrung out. the traffic cop stands at the post and regulates the movement himself to grab onto the board. it cannot be widened to bypass the highway. the imprint of his seal gives away for a month . here, for a month, a face of this size smells like any woman, from any end of the room she will kiss no leaving the place. and the process of dressing socks in the field and you don’t drink, one who can’t drink didn’t get anything. when allocating seats in parliament sobbed help showed ulcer diarrhea. he was told everything is right heavily non-drinker big, nit. a real man

is either on vodka or on antibiotics, as they do not combine, and a big leader on tommy is different. who am i not to drink, drink a mess, one friend told me yes, demons of love without words. thank you for your attention. in moscow, he began to form a new circle of friends. well, he moved along with the guys, and everything else was already acquired here, and who did this circle of contacts of writers consist of, uh, artists, directors, so who could he call relatives then? grigory gurin who lived across the road across tverskaya from the actor’s house, they simply ran across and everything was possible for grisha gurin to come in, e-e bulat okudzhava andrey bitov, with

whom they became friends back in st. and this krug could be called a bohemian creative baguette. it was there, of course, for bohemia, but high-flying bohemia. no, bohemia is when every day is a party. yes, i will bring this all the time in the world. you're all the time walking all the time spinning like that. no, it wasn't like that i couldn't actually afford it, and i had to write. earn it was necessary to perform, it was necessary to break through. that is, you still needed more loneliness than noise. yes, yes, yes, as he called himself. he says, and at the concert he spoke, i’m like a parrot, so they covered me with a blanket, i’m sitting in a cage,

no sound, they opened nothing, they took off the blanket, he spoke, so, of course, of course, he needed loneliness. here is the contrast of loneliness in the evening and in odessa he worked in odessa boldinskaya autumn was the war odessa 2.5-3 months. odessa of silence loneliness and only by the end of the season did he gather friends for a huge feast. in the yard most often at home, and he read what was written for this season. and there is little time in our life, and groans are hard in difficult times. we meet and write. i am very heavy. and when you say it was an easy time. and if we met at 37 or 52, so when they say that we meet at a difficult time. the year may be omitted and the country may be omitted.

and today is a very difficult time, very simply, very shops. the bastards are full, as pharmacies are full as never before the cars of the street are bursting, you can't put your foot through the steppe. i saw somewhere in the steppe in a toilet made of boards waist-deep, a man was sitting and shouting on a cell phone. i do not resolve this issue. what hard time do we live in? you don't know which beggar has which passage? maybe a mobile phone? call. i understand what i am talking about, if i did not understand, i would like not to understand, of course, of course, this minority is fattening, but there is something terribly much of this minority. you just won't get out. yes, i understand that it is in moscow that brings it to her, but i'm this moscow i saw it before and then they took it to it. think back

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the family, where do you live? where do you go to work? where are you going back to the house. well, if there is a house here, well, if there is a house here, if you live here, already rooted, well, you can’t help but love what you can’t. realize and feel, well, like moscow it's anything you hated corks, hated the rod, but muscovites. in the provinces, you can remain decent and live a flashy case. capital in you are either decent in moscow or you live. on the balcony in odessa i hear death. i go out at dawn or at night. i hear some kind of female cry no way.

wow, you immediately understand what is happening there, then suddenly someone is singing karaoke at the table, someone turns it on, some people get up from the restaurant, everything is heard, even if you are sitting, just open, the windows are everything, you hear , by the sounds you imagine life, and in moscow life is on the verge of survival. i don't know about you. well, on the verge of an apartment, you don’t feel your wife, you don’t feel the food. you don't notice children. you don't hear anything. you are not at night. you sleep, damn it, at your workplace in moscow. you just sleep near the desk. you wake up the thought. and where you need something somewhere, but no, yes, wow, it’s necessary today, already in a dream, you look at your watch and in a dream. you see that you have now or two left, but in moscow you know what it means

to get there, this is moscow a city of one thing. you can get there once and get out of there once. we are here in moscow. unfortunately, i such human poisoning by so many people. we already treat human suffering as we treat death in war as we see so much of this in war, and you remember once you asked me the question that someone established all diseases from loneliness. so in moscow this is a wild feeling, not the top of the single people at the time of the move. he was already married. no, no, more. no, no, he did not yet know what kind of woman he needed forever. yes, of course, my dear, firstly, what kind of woman does he need and what kind of woman does he need. he wrote to marry his wife. so it

was, but despite this in life. after all , he was fond of a woman, damn it, he loved women, so, of course, he loved, he loved women, the beauty of a woman, he appreciated. he even wrote his wonderful same is. uh, the work of a work about womanizers, but womanizers are not. it's not just it's not a walker. here is the process. the conquest of a woman is not not not not not not not in the physical sense, but the conquest when the gleam is in those eyes. he said that women love with their ears. smart women used to talk with their ears. this his is his for sure, and how in love worked on him. here's how he changed. looking around with whom.

no, actually he called love suffering. that's how when you're in love you become helpless you wait for a call. you become such a little bit of a non-human amazing. he wrote it, it's all written. he was absolutely sincere. he wrote everything, what he felt and what he thought . cheerful is still funny. the fighting eye was on fire, the eye was on fire, of course, but unless, of course, he was answered, that is, when he found a wife, everything else was over. it all ended that the cold ceased to be young. and

this woman gave him something new completely different repeat passion. gradually turned into love love gradually turned into a family. this is how it has been for over 30 years. together yes? 30 years together, and here is his text about my wife, how he was born, what is real humor , the ability to see the fun side of concepts of this nonsense self-digging self-criticism of these relations. when you bring your wife to hysterics, because you twitch, because you don't know what will be success or failure before every concert.

one phrase was missing the mark. and it was true tit for tat. didn't hit no. will you go and perform? no, you will go and give a concert. no, you will make the audience laugh. and i said laugh. and i said make you laugh, i told someone. i told someone to come. so, listen, carefully, you will immediately stop crying. will you stop being capricious? wear a blue suit and a white shirt take a briefcase and go to hell in the tchaikovsky hall and you will stand on stage for 2.5 hours from the intermission and you will count everything that you wrote this summer. you hear me, and just try not to make me laugh, no, to make this one thing laugh,

but to make this another thing laugh and don't bargain with me and remember if you fail, then you will come home, i'll give you valerian and not consider yourself worse than others. you hear, don't poke my engineering degree in the eye. spitting this cum bastard. laugh scoundrel, how many years have you poisoned everyone i don't can i can't went to the stage. and until they laugh, stand to the death. behind the kulitsa let them whistle while standing up crap until they laugh, then bow. walk with dignity that you will cry a little? i saw these tears a little bit pecked at your legends all this damned life with you i drove into your head you are a talent. did you give? no, i'm without daren, so others are even mediocre. vaughn

walked out onto the stage. get your damn insecurities out of so much before those. who paid money for this. show them what you're worth, really if you when you return home, if you still find me, they will still be able to listen to their convulsions. so i really have nowhere to go. went out of your room. i can't see tchaikovsky. how many photos do you have? i live in different companies for a long time rusty photos. not here, unfortunately not. someone photographed them photographed together. maybe they were very affectionate towards each other. banal phrase. he was a moral and moral authority for misha. who said it? this? i say, but at some point in the friendship between okudzhava and zhvanetsky, they became equal or not, who

weighed it i don’t know, it weighs okudzhava was separately for misha. another fate, another life, another authority, and about zhvanetsky - this is another top zhvanetsky, the youngest. zhvanetsky did not fight. did zhvanetsky molsheva treat him patronizingly or in his own way, or was there no patronage? there was affection, there was understanding. it was when a person feels each other, understandably respect and appreciate and understand each other, and vysotsky it was friendship, it was friendship. this, too, is built in mutual respect. who you, i don't remember now one of the actors. uh, one of the actors said it was necessary to put yury

petrovich zhvanetsky to his beloved and brought zhvanetsky's texts and somehow sat and yury petrovich read zhvanetsky and healed with each new text. is that funny? and? and this one can't have it. he same understood, humor could not not understand. he understood some of his own for each person, not everyone has well, is it a full-blooded sense of humor, tell me, uh, zhvanetsky and vysotsky, they immediately realized that they are equal to each other, no one weighed, nor equal, but they kind of reached out to each other, of course, of course, very misha eh. well, we can say that marina loved respected, she is an amazing woman, a woman wrote

. see here's how to rate. a man for the women who surround him. that's what a woman was under pushkin, what was vysotsky's bastard what kind of damask okudzhavel? batalov said i had few women. they were the best women in the country. here, between them, there was no competition between zhvanetsky. here is the episode. it was in st. petersburg somewhere someone was initiator. or maybe even bella says, let's have a competition now. volodya sings misha reads. well, misha sings and reads, at the end she said. and yet vysotsky and misha always completed this story, he says, and i thanked her all my life for that. that's all. taki vladimir

semyonovich of course. well, what can we say, we could not help but know each other, he was very popular, and i already , too, because i already came on the films, garagula, the captain of georgia suddenly arranges a reception. i mean, i worked at the musical, and i take the cold out. a very beautiful actress. i just go up to her and say. do you want to have a delicious meal? and then it's shit, who didn't want to, we ate then sang there was all of moscow volodya vysotsky came with such a podbolotov . uh, such a tenor under bolotov sang well, by the way, i came with an effect of 30. yes, the only condition. i tell you to me that there were no conversations . you are really good, but you are everything with me, then we are all this. i will let you go yet, volodya

sang. i read something there, it was great. so the evening is over. everyone went down the elevator. yes, and before that, in odessa, we walked with volodya along odessa with vysotskaya, and he tells me for me a strange woman there i say what to talk about, in short, we all went down from this big ball, so we are standing with her, then somewhere in the gate. you are a hotel in russia, a completely luxurious green mercedes 28 l drives up under the leadership of vladimir semyonovich vysotsky and he says, well, he says let's go. to make it

clear to you, here with this same portfolio. i stand a mercedes smoker and a snowball is all that's left of what could have been. i'm standing with a briefcase. i was surrounded by everything means, well, who slipped who, who was at the banquet? he has nothing at all. i say, of course, i immediately agreed. don't worry, i say, yes, i don't worry, even those who took my woman away, i 'm proud. listen oleg and i remember, you told some wonderful dye from carnegie hall

, where do you have it? but yes, vakhaev's usual. yes, my dear. and where let's go see, please go to the bedroom to the bedroom, only there are antique uh equipment. come on, tell me, please, and you already after perestroika, they traveled a lot, and traveled a lot abroad, all the roads were covered, all the roads to new york were opened, when they got on may 25, 1994, the year of the 60th anniversary. misha was from russian. hello everyone. let's watch. come on, it's good that sometimes i'm afraid to divert attention from the text. uh, these 60 years that i, that i brought with me today to meet you. in the end, everything that i did for you did not constitute secrets, you know me better than any man knows his wife, moreover, i don’t know who can

brag that he knows his wife well. and so we arrived. we are here today and the american administration cannot understand what kind of writer this is, who is 60 years old, what he wrote that people came to this hall from different parts of america, well, dark uncivilized people, what do you say, so i i want that's what i want to sound on this stage today, real russian with a real jewish accent. wrong speech will be heard here today, because when the jews speak correctly, they trying to disguise their thoughts and so today there will be tears and laughter on the stage. laughter and tears. well , tears are our life, laughter is salvation from it. the funniest thing in this life is what we count on. the result that we get is even funnier, so you are all sitting in the hall and counting on something, and the result is in front of you misha wrote an amazing text, but they could not understand,

crayfish five crayfish three translators translated. well , there are big lobsters. no, well, there were such small lobsters. and yesterday there were big ones like this, because humor e do not translate this as translating in life to life, it was i who was in america. i was in america . and i remember very, very someone wanted, in my opinion, even this, in general, someone really wanted me to appear on american television, the americans themselves. it was during the first visits to america and the chief said that it was then the first delegation. let's read your humor something without politics, we will translate me. yesterday i saw crayfish for 5 rubles. but big, and today were 3 rubles. well, the little ones were all big, but five each and these are small, but three of them were yesterday, but five each, but large and these three well, small but

today, and yesterday there were five, but very large, and these are small, but today. very small, but three is enough to translate everything. he says he saw it yesterday. well, there are river lobsters. big ones wait, are river lobsters big? well, he says that he saw big ones, their price was 5 rubles, and today he saw small river lobsters and three rubles. and so he remembers. that those were 5 rubles each, because they were big. yes, a today's three rubles, because they were

small. so what? who you yesterday were sold for five, because they were large, and today for three, because they were small. he speaks. i don't know if he's the only one saying this or anything. he also recommended it. so come on, tell me about those lobsters again, just slow down. although there was one case, it was amazing with the translation. but it was a birthday, misha also ended up in new york, and mikhail baryshnikov invited him home in new york for his forty-fifth birthday. baryshnikov says that misha nevsky well, if you read something, misha tells us about josi

brodsky, read mish, and i will translate. misha began to read crayfish again. joseph brodsky translated and everyone laughed, both ours and the americans. and brodsky said misha said, as you, as misha understand, i was a simultaneous interpreter in the united nations, this man is a poet of genius, he felt the language, he felt life, he could translate it tell me. with baryshnikov one could have known the horse dealer for a long time. this is from leningrad times. this is from leningrad times in general circle of friends, and when the horse dealer and when the horse dealer fled oh, then misha was one of the first to come to his house and was very asked

to come to the big house, they flew on kgb avenue and there they asked misha very much to write a letter to mikhail baryshnikov in canada so that everything we have been waiting for you for a long time. and how they should give him, how i spun, how i spun, in the end. i found the formula. he doesn't know my handwriting he 'll know it's fake oh so who is it? i think it's vladimir vladimirovich pozner, i'll go open, my dear. come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, well, well, to say that i did not expect it to be. stupid no, yes, and i, perhaps, will help. imagine a blind exhibitionist. flat

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