good evening, dear friends, good evening, dear viewers good evening, kvn lovers, inhabitants of the cheerful resourceful club, today is a unique evening. at least for me. i had a great honor to lead the game of the major league of kvn , first of all, of course, i want to thank alexander vasilyevich maslyakov for the trust placed in him for this feeling of being a permanent young person to return to some young years. do you know why? because you know, this whole situation is like in the yard, when an older comrade has a cool car, and you're all waiting time when when he will let you steer like this. thank you for this opportunity to steer the car of humor today thank you alexander vasilyevich it's clear that for me this is a kind of experiment, as for all of us, but i'm

not afraid of experiments. eh, let the teams be afraid, because any kvn game is primarily an experiment for them. well, i invite all of us to the fourth experiment of the season uh, 2022 and finally. i will pronounce this cherished phrase. we are starting kvn , in my opinion, a good start and a loud rise applause i'm ready to introduce the participants of the game of one-eighth finals for the first time try to play in the highest division of last year's semi-finalist of the premier league team kvn of plekhanov russian university of economics ivan

ivanov city, moscow the next team has come an incredibly long way to this stage. and last year she became the champion of the first league of kvn and today the kvn team will play its first game in the tower , the city of chulym, novosibirsk region. the first team to reserve their spot in the major league of this season, having won the small cup of the mayor of moscow, the kvn team of the st. petersburg state university of industrial technologies and design called poetesses, dear friends already familiar to the viewer. this is

the semi-finalist of the last season of the highest league, the kvn team, the city of n chelyabinsk, and finally, the team that performed unsuccessfully last year enters its third season. however, in 2020 , the kvn peninsula, simferopol team became the vice champion. after today's meeting, three teams will go further and decide who exactly will pass, what will be these teams will be, too, still nice people. our

jury is always with a sweet charming smile ekaterina skulkina forever young forever champion alexei yagudin simply beautiful actress tv presenter ekaterina strizhenova but these two are from the casket. from st. petersburg, i mean, we had to meet on this stage, and as rivals and in the same team we played in the ussr national team in general, which we just didn’t have dmitry khrustalev and dmitry’s teammate viktor

vatiev human orchestra tv presenter and so on and so on and so on and so forth valdis, our jury's judge today well, now that everyone has seen each other, looked into each other's eyes. let's actually get down to business let's move on to humor and what remains for me to do for you guys is to wish you all good luck. dear ladies and gentlemen, we will certainly begin. we are from a competition called greeting and the first greeting is shown by the kvn team, the city of n chelyabinsk

and the kvn-city team would like to start its performance with the song of the previous one. belarusian comedian we all know him, there are always a lot of guys, he says a word in many crepe ghosts. alexander vasilievich helped the teams. so there is no need to get

attached to it. he's not here forever. wow , there are belarusians who are not forever. and what is it here have fun in the world of a monkey. oh, it's raging, and we don't itch. okay good news, finally the major league has come, the moment when valdis pelsh is the most successful member of the jury. the rest of the jury will not be offended. no, they understand that this is a joke. come on guys, i'll show you something. i am after all, she graduated from the institute of culture with red underwear. maybe there would be no underwear and a diploma

. please gather. have an asset? nye who had more than 50 men, and learn on stage. i let you think there is no one to intercede for me, a knight to call you measles, who here offends my toad, my protector? why does he look like a russian porn actor? well, firstly, because i'm russian. and secondly, we understood, we understood, we understood, and thirdly, the supporting actor. and then they realized no? and that we will show you songs or numbers. and what is there to think, of course, songs, if i beat a

prostitute, and i would not be standing here, for example, a year ago, and i was not standing here. apparently, after all, the numbers agree without you. imagine at night in the family. where are you going? well, where do you need me? are you getting up for the fifth time ? what do you think, right? any male issues? no? i have no manly problems singing. that's 8,000 a month. what is not a man's problem? have you decided to discuss it now? maybe i didn’t go mining normally for a man under 40

, he has a wife at his side, he mines somewhere wants. and you don't want to tempt me. i might have a surprise for you. i don't know, i'm your surprises last time. they baked you the whole entrance . because you wake up at night and bubu. excuse me, can you be quieter. if you want to be quiet, if in a compartment in such yards where if you somehow distinguished yourself, then the nickname of the conversation between the younger and older brothers immediately stuck to you. matvey hi do you have time to help? and what do the little ones need? sanya sanya

sanya sanya and who accidentally pierced his own nipple? no, this is kolya's badge. and this is an icon. yes i about themselves, who play hockey without shells. no , this is fedya falsetto, for sure. yes, i'm just sanya sanya , who will take out a flash drive from the video in shorts. no, this is pasha's technique. lord, you are my god. yes and what about pasha's technique? i'm telling you this is the third time i 've escaped from the durka. no. this is stas that in the brain he is exactly like a bare basement. wait, is it something, sanya is boring, with whom nothing has ever happened himself. didn't do anything. yes, that's what i would say. and what he wants, in short, they agreed with max with which max and this, which is still the same with grandmother and lives, no, this is gena hachiko, right? these are about max max max max max who filled the condom with water and kept it in the closet for a year. no, this is petya half a joke. lord, it's cool, and max, who

from some types on the river, snatched off with an oar. no, this is vova sea battle sea battle. yes, this is rob on his face. and i'm telling you max, who recently got drunk and went to the stadium to fish. no, this is dima yeralash. there are fish here. no, we all shouted to him, whom the banya almost threw off a cliff. no, it's yura simba simba of course yes dad, no need to wind akuna. wait, max, it's you that sled's friend. boring together do nothing. oh well, i would say that they want something, in short, they want you to drive it up, because when they talk to them it takes a very long time to explain who they are.

well, in conclusion, we would like to turn to alexander vasilyevich and what do you think, he does not watch alexander vasilyevich alexander vasilyevich we are the most devoted team of the club. for example, i have been playing kvn for 29 years during this time. wait. that 's not true. you are now 39 years old. something from the age of 10 15. don't interfere, please. alexander vasilyevich i've been playing kvn for 24 years and during this time, wait. sled didn't play kvn. this doesn't count. i just want the numbers to converge. you would still be tickled the same counted as my years count my wealth. alexander vasilievich tomorrow my daughter turns 3 years old and my best birthday is already in april. i remember the red pancake. alexander vasilyevich dim

what kind of xan vasilyevich i must clearly say alexander vasilyevich alexander vasilyevich so create your own speech therapy. national team alexander vasilyevich if i have a son, then i will call him alice. you have a son, too. he calls the house. i can't for the second. you just said daughter then son. i thought you would stop. you don't see. i am talking to an intelligent person. alexander vasilievich did not sit cold. you said something else about your son. take it yourself, try it yourself,

take it and try it. how did you place your feet? alexander vasilyevich, we thank you for creating this game 61 years ago and other people were there creating it. he's just a host or do you think that a nineteen-year-old jerk came to central television and said, i came up with a program for you. no, of course, this is only later thanks to the

incredible performance and innate charisma. he created an international youth movement. for which he became a full holder of the order of merit for the fatherland of the russian federation that's what i wanted to tell him. so why didn't he say something? good same words. did you make a tooth? i’m fine on my own then, alexander vasilyevich, what do you think, the speech therapy team is an interesting team. i'll have time

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city more than 100 kilometers from novosibirsk assure what to do? there is nothing around the steppe to the swamp. and in general, as chekhov put it, a small town is worse than a village. we shoot the plot, what to shoot here, here it is necessary to bury it, yes, and that's it. just starting. on stage, chulym is the best city on

earth. a moscow a. moscow is the best city on asphalt. what are you? wanted to i love from five years old. i watch every day. i was really looking forward to the release of a new one, and i gathered a team all my life. i dreamed of being whole with you on the same stage . ah-ah-ah-ah, grandfather of dreams, why are you playing that game, and i didn’t want to

give you a picture pasha it happened to me, trouble, cursed where did you not expect it? what happened? oh , are you dating? yes, page could find someone prettier, as my dad says, there are no ugly women, and then, and then he puts on heels and leaves. where do you get these jokes ? but i didn’t tell you, i’m the author again for us hired to call solbon. and why didn’t the old one

suit you, but they don’t sell it here after 11? by discount guys and you are an ugly lesbian. let's get acquainted. where are you from? we are from chulym, what is forehead, and the sun is pleasant? i say we are from the chulym, and you are from the chulym chulym chulym chulym and what is it? is that extra skin on you given the name? what is it when a flash drive is inserted, the city of the novosibirsk region? yes? oh no, i guessed. okay, change guys, you'll get funny ones. check it out now, ugh. so let's get started . imagine a poisonous, but very tasty cookie. am yum

guys, fly away. yes, on me, in short, to win today. take an example from me how to pay a nutritionist for silence. no, it's very bad to play hide and seek, no, don't go anywhere, because you have to go, but you're sick of it. the stage table team performs today, but there is a feeling that something is missing a very simple miniature will show.

well, let's try. the head of the chulym chooses a fur coat for his wife. imagine a blind exhibitionist. what is there, what is there?

the girl's hamster died, and her father tries to take it out of the house unnoticed. yeah , the townspeople came to the usual chulym river, look some aborigines are coming.

we stole nothing. what's stuck in the package, damn it? hey, the city's come on fell from our river. and where is it written that it is yours well , it says a river in it, in short, hear you and your friend crazy frog we will not leave here. we have been waiting for this evening of graduates for a whole year, give me tomar gennadievna, you are my class. you hear, if you don't want it to be good, it will be bad. well, let's move away from the enclosure. valera, come on. valera has stones of the

net flow there. all wait there okay, poor fellow, let's do it. so you give us 1,000 rubles. and then we'll fall and we have all the money on the card, what are we, city people, we have a terminal, what kind of money is there? well, everything, you asked for it now now. and swim standing on the shore a reflection of your dreams, but i can’t find it in the sky. and in the end

, it takes 3 days to go from chulym to moscow, but i don’t really want to go from moscow to chulym. so we hope we stay here . and i think we look harmonious here. happened

with you was a team of kvn table. thank you continues the competition greetings the team of the poetess, st. petersburg hello to all those who are happy in sunny weather and those who already hit an electric scooter. meet the team under the lyre of iambic and chorea from the city of petra, who arrived in the possession of sergei rhyme preferred, it

adds weight to thoughts and from the poetry club in kvn they came to give you inspiration, the poetess, without exception, maria bun, but a phenomenal presentation. but elena cappuccino with chocolate and saffron is hot. however, i would like to continue with a croissant. and veronica how sherbet in case there are no options? and you what a treat to compare us so that i rolled, so i'm now a rhombaba. and here is eugene with a whole cake

here is how you viennese sacher no doubt. and why is the team of the poetess called? well, here is zacher in it, eugene was presented by you all, of course, very deadly. now i, without metaphors , in more detail vasilisa in the folk genre composes about people of customs in her own corporate style about what they discuss in the kitchen in the evening. and you in the kitchen would come in less often, they will collect, muscovites. satisfied, the russian people, the russians, ride muscovites, and not, as before, vice versa. it turns out

that the french were driven out of moscow again, we will continue. i confess to everyone if mary's frankly love lyrics are burned, her poems excite gentlemen, and the behavior of their wives. imagine that you are sitting on an exam higher in mathematics, let's imagine, so fill up. mary you are not free. i thought you'd be my girlfriend, looks like a volunteer. you stirred up my soul like a storm, i'll tell you directly. for your sake i came into some form, into some form. at least i tried, period. but elena writes for children and loves to teach them very much,

because she never learns from books. something 14 you can steal. all the accumulated funds are left in the tobacco shop and there is nowhere to breathe anywhere today. farewell to childhood graduates of all the best to you. there is something more ambitious to come up with in russia, the pioneers are reviving there and about it. the country decided to revive the pioneers. clear. why the leader was not in a hurry to bury. veronika writes a page in the genre, satire lurks in her poems, a bold idea, please be more specific,

something calm for the air. i'm not biden. at least i remember where i am. well, in terms of culture, i humbly ask you. well, okay, since you're just so stubborn and i erected a monument to myself, not man-made. ah finally pushkin in sense this embert. it was possible to compose something more globally, monkeypox is raging in the eu for almost half a year, is panin’s move there for permanent residence for kvn connected with this, then students from the northern capital will read poetry. here are those who will be truly supported by the poem the oath of the first grader promises to pull the girls by the pigtails

and ask them to write off splashing and some water and sticking insulting notes on their backs. better right away i'll tear myself away until the feminists. the girl has a normal poem, please, children treat everyone for their birthday. mostly lollipops for cookies. i’ll come up wisely in the form of a globe, i’ll bake cheesecakes for everyone. here my girlfriends get used to the ground. and yet, why should a literary team play

in kvn perhaps this is the last chance to bring poetry back into fashion, after all, otherwise it may simply disappear. and you just imagine what would happen if poetry never existed. on stools and were silent. cords would stupidly swear under music, no one would know what to take when there is a hurricane in the stomach. no one would have known about the village, kukuyevo anton and edik would have lived completely different lives. what anton and edik any anton and these, but even this is not the main thing, the most important thing. there

would be no humor, perhaps humor would not see the light, if it were not for the rhyme, the folded line turns out that the poet opened the comedy. appreciate this poetess dot we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games, we continue the greeting contest and on stage ivan ivanov russian economic university on

the stage of ivan ivanov named after plekhanov, everyone probably knows that the topic of today's game is present continuous therefore, let's see who is doing what at the moment. well, i think, why not past simple because past simple has already happened? sponding excuse me, what's going on here extreme english courses? knowledge

right in the head is right. where are my grandmothers for the first course, and how much does he owe 5.000? well, can we get along somehow ? i need a kilo of raisins. well , so grapes, i don't have that much time. let me introduce you. this is petya, he grew up on a blockbuster, a blockbuster, i don’t like anglicism eggs, and yet we begin to forget our native language. i have, by the way, in this topic. there is a poem called the great mighty russian language. oh, the great mighty russian language, it’s so damn cool, so many different things you can describe for the soul of a poet, this is the very thing.

well, russian vitya read poetry . i said no, i work alone. well please, get out without you friends. sorry for this incident. ivan ivanov rue we are not plekhanov, we are starting. dear friends, this has finally happened a grandmother who is engaged in nordic walking has reached scandinavia well, you are at home. nordic walking, you are seriously returning petya

, please come back, we need you in the team. you know i quit. petya again, you promised. it 's too dangerous here, take the kids. ok. i'll be back, but i have conditions. okay, but in clothes.

after the parent-teacher meeting my son is at school they said that you are throwing your hands, you can’t do that. i don't know, i think it's fun. why not? these are sharp objects that can get into the eye, and in general there are many things that can be thrown, right? no, bread is not sacred, but why does it leave no traces of soft. is it cheap, can you buy it? as much as you want and throw them as much as you want. if you think about it, bread is generally the most convenient thing you can throw. why can't it be so in the bible it is written in the bible it is written in the bible can you throw

stones? and you can’t cross everything with bread to your mother, understood? i understood that you understood why guest workers buy so much bread in the store. they are not orthodox. and you can imagine how fun their evenings are. so you can't joke. i don't know, in my opinion. it's fun to come up with such jokes as much as you like and show. as much as you want. if you think so get out of here. if you think so, you are stepping on the same rake. so what about your guitar is excellent? sing, i don’t know how, that it’s just a guitar yes, we return petya listen, what

to think, he will return a second time, and let’s him let's give a guitar. five is the thing. for giving me a guitar. i will return to your team. guitar thank you guys. why did they come? well, we would like you to return to our team, of course, the

guys could have been asked. i told him. you could just ask. in the case in the yard look, son, you will behave badly, you will become the same. stay here now, i will come. well, we've met. get here. carefully he has a knife

. why did you douse us with gasoline? do you stink now? king kong, thank you janitor. now i can go to retire because this town has a new hero, he's a message from the mayor. hello, i would like to shake your hand in person, but unfortunately i cannot come, so here is my hand.

so, are you going to misbehave? of course, god, like a father, he looks like. dear friends, what would you like to say, in the end it's not the end? plekhanov thank you

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evening on stage, crimea we are the only russians who do not care about sanctions. seriously, why did you join us at all? we thought it would be with us as with you they are with you as with us right? no, we, of course, are pleased that you take an example from us, by the way, many russians noted that the service in crimea has become much better, which means that the russians are used to it. well, finally. the main news is that there is no monkeypox in the crimea. oh, it's all not true. there are in crimea. come all. we told him a multinational rusti team. crimean tatar, enchik uzbek sasha is our director, and we still haven’t had russians, so it’s great to meet lyokh from

sevastopol. land. never mind the compiler of three dark and light ones, just like my plans for the evening alexei as a director. not worry. i understand religions. i am the koran as our sign of the father in short, listen to the story, go down somehow in sevastopol on the steps to the sea, and valdi hasten to meet me, and in his arms he has an albatross with a broken wing. i ask valdis what happened, and he told me and he was the first to start. lesh, you didn’t understand like kirkorov at the economic forum, no one understood. and in general, before you say something, you need to ask my permission. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't know, i just rewound all the time. all right, let's see you. and what, we just

we will stand and be silent. and what do you suggest the song will soon be 12 dollars can make them as a keepsake. well, energizer, listen to another story, in short, i once went to a hotel in yalta in an elevator. and there, you sleep with a bag of boiled mussels, he says, take lyosh. don't be shy. i say thank you very much. if i don't want to he says, you don't understand. i want to take a brush. what kind of nonsense? that valdis cannot clean his own mussels so his hands are busy in one bag another albatross are you not listening to me at all? no, lyosh, we rewind you. and you are really going to go to the quarterfinals with this, there i have songs that are relevant.

a stewardess named jeanne loved to fly over europe until then, fighters. no, open the toilet conductor named greed. how the lighter is doing, i remembered another story, in general, there is a small nudist beach in the backyard. i somehow come there, but meet me. why do you follow him all the time? whoever it was. everyone, stand in your place. get away from the person. that's about getting away from the person.

emmanuel began to call putin so often enough. well, finally. most most importantly, we want to raise a topic that no other team dared to raise before us. yes, vadim think no one understands. why exactly you are standing in this place, and we will explain the attention to the screen. vasilyevich on my own behalf, i offer vadik galygin a project on channel one. and now, when it became clear what kind of project konstantin lvovich promised, we are not going to stand aside. vadim we congratulate you, and we would like to present you personally with the diploma of the best host of kvn wait, alim alexander vasilievich will not be offended

for what. well, we are not personally, but through vadim we transmit. vadim only personally in the hands okay, from the debut of you. well, i would like to finish with the words of alexander vasilyevich. i want the peninsula to go to the quarterfinals, perhaps he didn’t say it in this sequence, but all these words were definitely the kvn team peninsula. thank you

, the first contest is over, the welcome contest, and i invite the participants of the game to the stage. i will ask the jury to put down their marks. i remind you that the maximum for the greeting contest is five points , the city of n chelyabinsk five five five five five four five points chulym table five five five five five four five lyosh there are fives in fact. well

, it worked. all judges 5 points ivan ivanov five five four, four five kvn team peninsula five five five five five four five five dear editor, please tell us the average points of the teams after the first competition ivan ivanov 4.5 points city m. 4.8 points table 4.8 points peninsula 4.8 points poetesses, five points, rivne we have a competition called biathlon ahead of us and not without pride. i want to point out that for the first time this contest was played in belarus it was a

very long time ago, so the rules. i think no one needs to explain. so the first round of two jokes. please go please. recently, an urban type captured the village; now it is an urban -type settlement. the sex of the chemistry teachers went well, but the sediment remained. further on , skirts were brought to the children's store, fidget fidget and gray-haired chicken calmly hatched eggs, until a drunken rooster came up under the windows of the chicken coop and started yelling grouse. please we live in the era of bloggers, because most of them were conceived to the song. i always take my video camera with me. in the role-playing games of the family of

playwrights, the second act begins with the same words and the archive. chelyabinsk igor gave the wrong leaf to the tattoo artist, and now he has bread, milk, butter, two packs of a can of corn and something for tea on his shoulder. mikhail boyarsky does not appear in public without a hat. can his haircut be considered intimate? the peninsula was passed by people with a flat booty, having flown off a banana, they can make three or four more jumps on the water. no one is afraid of bilan's dog, everyone knows that she is just sniffs and walks away. dear judges, who will leave

us with an asset of 0.6 points, and according to the majority of the jury, chulym leaves us, thank you team. the table takes 0.6 points, she continues again on two jokes please. to legal news in saransk from 24 to 26 june 2 days passed. when the father found out that his daughter had been offended on the track, he went and stood up for her. dmitry khrustalev fell asleep on the billiard table and they scored his own from him. if you add a little tequila to your ear, you get an ear. a problem that is

hushed up after foreigners leave russia hamster funeral shoe brands have become less pretentious. a popular sign if a sex shop saleswoman smokes on the porch, it means that the goods are of high quality. when a physical education teacher has a bad mood, he puts the goat a little higher. elton john is no longer gay, all age dear judges, dear friends, the peninsula is leaving us. 0.7 points takes away with him and no longer jokes, while we have the third circle

, please, i ask weather forecaster alexei for pendants, leg size 43-45 in places, 48. the father saw how his son was watching an erotic scene and made him watch the entire movie. grandfather was an optimist, so he told his grandmother that she was his first and penultimate. the blacksmith egor starved his wife for 5 years , but she was not at a loss and ate the blacksmith. imagine, imagine, i beg you, the children in the class were frightened when a trudovik entered the office and asked for two boys stronger than the previous ones. after the phrase english please, the englishwoman

went to hell also in english. this is how the jury members confer. guys, we have the most no-no-no, why are you leaving chelyabinsk? oh look the passions on yes, he leaves, chelyabinsk having 0.8 points in the asset. please ivan ivanov russian drug dealers carry goods across the border die less often because they keep the package in the package. the fact that the tattoo was not a success became clear when my mother said, but this is possible. so, my dear members of the jury, we

play very importantly. we are one point here, actually the majority. this is not a unanimous decision ivan ivanov wins. sum of grosses for two competitions table 5.4 points ivan ivanov 5.5 points peninsula 5.5 points city n 5.6 points poetesses 5.9 points there was the last musical homework competition in this competition, for some teams. there is one minus from time to time you have to sing. but there is a plus, this is not a voice show and therefore it is not necessary to sing beautifully. the main thing is to be funny and the kvn team starts the peninsula,

simferopol friends literally recently, we learned the news, which simply shocked us to pay attention to the screen. this year, crimea is expecting a record number of tourists, listen seriously, yes, we are tired too. we also want to rest the only one who did not rest in the summer in crimea, so we are crimeans, so your attention is the first anti-advertising of crimea on channel one. and whatever you don’t want to come to us even more, we will show it to the most boring song of this year. we

want to appeal to all russians. enough to come to us, our hotels are not designed for such a number of vacationers, our hotels are not designed for vacationers at all. you did not notice that even the sea pushes you onto the land with waves. you go to the crimea and take sun glasses with you. sun cream . sun umbrella. you definitely need it sun in the palm. i what say on a shoulder a parrot? why shells earrings and why jump to escape with a creak last year in the crimea there were problems with water, but as it turned out, you did not come to drink water at all. in general, crimean wine is a diluted powder. crap. you're a fool. now muscovites will hear that we have good wine. break even harder.

if you are going to crimea because russian officials are investing a lot of money there, then excuse me, why not cyprus dear girls, if you are going to crimea for sexual pleasures from the place let these people go, let's be patient. why do you need dirt? are there really no such people in your yard ? well, there is a beautiful name, sterlitamak sounds like something in lingonberry sauce. well, you definitely need to get there. and if you have night vision goggles, visit the evening, chelyabinsk is such a green city. in general

, crimea is not the only peninsula, a peninsula, crimea is located on the black sea coast the taimyr peninsula is difficult to find, but interesting . here's another option, please, the peninsula is difficult. oh, it's like we are not rustic, we are problematic. guys, but your hints do not work in a different way. i have already thought of everything attention to the screen russia is 17 million m² in russia 9 time zones and 85 regions and each has its own unique nature, kamchatka altai kaliningrad baikal caucasus help crimea do not come to crimea wait, alim and we did not go too

far. now everyone will listen to us. in general, no one will come to crimea. rustic you are not understand. this is russian, if something bans them, they will come twice as many, so friends, do not come to crimea, we are very much waiting for you there. you won't tell anyone why? how are you my good never dear to give your objection, not thousands of families. we know it's urgent. come before morning. come bones always. you just arrived. kvn team

peninsula, thank you come visit. continue to sing dance joke team kvn table friends something terrible happened last night in chulym, someone drank all the cows dry and the locals are trying to figure it out. who did this? i heard in myself all the milk was stolen, but you saw a deaf grandfather, in the village you saw all the milk stolen, of course i'm not blind.

oh, look, the chairman is coming. hello people. excuse me for being late, i just went by taxi straight to you, and her shops are short. okay, i'm kidding. i was there in the dining room in a shootout with a shotgun yashka. why shotgun? is he just sneezing constantly when he eats buckwheat? okay, i heard that there was a problem with milk, everything was stolen. i am like the chairman actually froze. meet the detective. i came to investigate, who is your detective? i'm here to investigate. like i came to follow the case, who is he detective he came to investigate the case, who shut up well, let's

start the investigation? and this is who else, and this is our local ninka. she pulls tractors out of the swamps. so let's continue our investigation, shall we? grandpa, did you steal the milk? obviously you stole it. no, you stole. no, you stole. all clear. of course, a very good detective, but apparently very

bad kvnschik. we still have 4 minutes left. what will we do? come on, like in russian cinemas. i mean, let's show it all over again. so no, no intrigue, the audience knows who the culprit is. well, let's change the criminal. a terrible thing happened last night in chulym, someone gave all the cows away, dry and the locals are trying to figure it out. who did this? investigate the body. yes, he's a detective.

everything is clear, he is a criminal, the case is solved. of course, everything is very good, but you are like a stripper who only showed her face. i mean, you still need show something, two more minutes left. well, let's change everything and the criminal and the crime and the detective. the worst thing happened in the chulym, they stole everything. faster

why are you the chairman of the common people rotto shut up? not understood. what is incomprehensible? yes, you are a grabber from you, there is not even any help to the people. how is it? no help, ninka, i gave out my three-piece suit to everyone. did you steal the milk? wait , maybe it's vadim galygin yes, it's definitely vadim

galygin i say the chairman stole the milk. yes , i stole the milk, and what could i do if do the administration pay my entire salary in corn flakes? stolen. i have milk to sell it and with this money to develop and rebuild our chulym, like moscow. wow. imagine how great it is. we would have everything like in moscow so that people would not leave us, but millions would come to us, so that they could breathe in healthy air with their chests, breathe out no, healthy ones. so that people in our underground, not just lie, but also go. or maybe we won’t develop chulym then? okay, i will not do anything, i will not develop. yes, i will, of course. well, don't.

i'll develop it, well, please, okay, okay, i was joking. i will not develop it, chulym, but only because you ask. save we have officials of the work such people ask, we do. okay guys it happens.

and in reality, someone today will say that the milk on our lips is still not dry to play in the major league, but as one famous person said , it doesn’t matter what the judges say, the main thing will be remembered. and who said that amber is hard today? thank you very much

stolik thanks the digital agency mobix represented by general director anton kudashov and producer alexandra edemskaya, as well as the agency for supporting youth initiatives of the novosibirsk region, the kvn team of the poetess thanks the rector of the university of industrial technologies and design alexei vyacheslavovich. demidov, as well as the government of st. petersburg represented by the governor of st. petersburg alexander dmitrievich beglov. let's do boxing no problem october 22 liga

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you think so, then you do not belong in the profession? 1tv movie presents

new episodes it's humor then there's some thought behind it no worries worth thinking. no, defense of this and attack. on this. i never saw it again. mikhail mikhailovich began to squat springily and quickly rolled himself up. yes, probably, walking instead of walking is a medicine instead of things and a very healthy lifestyle that has replaced life itself. they have pilots. what were the cork dry, my friend zvonitsky today on the first, here one is good, but two are not needed. maybe,

maybe we continue the poetess peter kvn, the poetess decided to demonstrate the full power of russian literature. also here on the stage, the classics will help us win. what's this?

what is this disco oil? we just decided to expose the theme of russian literature. and why three pitching gogol skinny? so ladies for the first time i will tell you this you will forgive. well, stop staring at titi, we want to please our eyes. so maybe it's time for me there is no literature to expose. and what is it that i smeared fat on the outside of them worse, get out. putin

today, famous personalities are increasingly accused of harassment. and if the great fabulist worked in our time, he would not have been able to avoid just such a situation. to obey the case of krylov ivan andreevich, the heroes of your fables accuse you of harassing abuse and driving an oboss while intoxicated , the injured dragonfly raven and the heroine of the fable, monkey and glasses, are invited to the hall here. the goat is still unraveled. silence what is your claim he was peeping at me staring at me as i twist in front of mirror in the same glasses of the patient. just a scribe. and because of him, i sang the red summer. what is this chart?

you will sit down with us, do not croak, so silence. we have witness statements on video. let's get a look. he made me chase the elephant. he told me to eat my fill of acorns, to satiety me, in general, god sent. at least one witness to your defense behind the scenes swan cancer and pike. why don't they come out? so all the evidence against you is your last word. let the new time make changes. they will not touch, literature will disappear, once culture cancellation, but not possible. cancellation of culture.

pushkin the sun of russian poetry lermontov the moon of russian poetry and yesenin the cat well yesenin the cat, i mean, only a cat could write such lines attention to the screen. letter to a woman you remember, of course you all remember how i stood close to the wall, walked excitedly in and around the room and threw something sharp in my face at me you said, it's time for us to part, that you were exhausted by my crazy life that it's time for you to get down to business. didn't you know, i'm in a

continuous smoke of a perverted storm of beings from that and you torment that they won’t understand where it’s going, the trash can. and the completion of a poet in russia is more than a poet is a poet in russia, this is power and a lump in russia in principle, more than anywhere else about this and our final sonnet. a package in russia is more than a package. this is a backpack seat and a container for lunches, as well as a container

for other packages. the package is more like a matryoshka than an asphalt package. this is because the cost of the solution includes the mayor's jeep and the prosecutor's villa. asphalt in russia is slightly more expensive than asphalt. there are more armenians in russia than anywhere else. especially there are more of them, where there is more money. and those who did not give birth to business ideas. those just lead a life in vanity. sobchak in russia, according to her, veronica, there should be something close to people. 100 g in russia is more than 100 g is the lines pouring in toast. this is both a way to be in karaoke and a way to be with the armenians. you see, it is

impossible to live without humor in russia. this is understandable, immediately therefore, you may not be, but you must be friends with a sense of humor. and today vasilisa the poetess from the people elena of children's poets performed for you, the successor sort of maria languid and veronica sees a flaw in society and zhenya yesenin's brain and for kim kardashian poetess, petersburg

takes over the baton in this case, the cane of mr. krylov kvn team ivan ivanov ivan ivanov named after plekhanov presents the musical chipollino lord i have bad news father chipollino caught him took all the blame on himself and if cipollino sees the police lemons, then you are finished. we urgently need cipollino. and where can we find him. well, in fairy tales, the main character comes out after stupid children's songs, then we sing. garlic guevara

you don't know, the great mighty spanish is spoken in cuba venezuela nicaragua why do we need them i would not be scattered around by friendly countries. so listen to me here, cuban people, kuban fuck with him kuban need to overthrow these damned capitalists, who among them is the main tomato, get in line. cool for vegetables.

well, what is che guevara about the revolution? i went out of here and found cipollino's suit well. and we continue cipollino, this is a bow. what are you doing? he is a bow, he can be in pantyhose, what kind of nonsense do you understand? us we need to hurry we have a problem. well, how else can i explain it to you? a hanging pear can't be eaten , you understand? you see, senor tomato has already got rid of the pear, you need to urgently call chipollino . who else can you put fruit stickers on ? how to squeeze out?

why celentano but you need to suppress fruits? and best of all celentano will cope with this . oh, i saw this clip of artur pirozhkov, it turns out celentano stole this dance from him . oh, he's a mischievous old man. not similar to celentano but so similar. i repeat to you, go and found a suit, cipollino is good. and we return to the fairy tale. let's overthrow the lord of the tomato and change

this stupid movie. urgent call chipoline fruit can fight back will help everyone to win, what? lie down. after all, cherchesov is not even relevant. i mean, i'm a former coach of the russian national football team. only i was able to lead the vegetables to victory. vs. tomato and lemon you know that just get out of here. well,

when i go to a tv match in this form, the studio is now letting everyone in. and we are returning to the fairy tale again, these fruits are completely insolent. look here. again, these grapes can only walk in bunches. listen, we can show cipollino without cipollino cipollino is a bow. he has, brother garlic. let's call him exactly, as we did not guess garlic before. all well, someone needed the help of anton pavlovich, his mother chekhov chekhov didn’t talk like that, no one knows

how he talked, chekhov well, what a great russian writer and doctor chekhov, by the way, did you notice that even in the russian empire you had to coven as a doctor? immediately let's see everyone who you have left for an hour well chernenko head of the central committee of the cpsu no, well, there is quite a bit. i said no. the czech mole is to whom, perhaps, it is interesting to those who grew up in prichernenko. is there anyone else, chebotina, lyusya well, why do we need the sun of monaco huh? why do we really need all this? yes, why can't you just put on a cipollino costume. yes, don't you understand? i

can't go against the tomato. the fact is that for my brother and me, he is a real friend, after all, 18 years ago. this is a pure truth. we shot with him in one commercial, where we played apricots, in which video in this one? urgently ripe bulk, apple. here, standing, i'm a ripe lilac plum garden but we never hang an apricot. drink up, is that right? yes, you are, this is our friend, and i am a tomato. and we are all still friends, and that's why they are all here guys today, come out. i

was a lemon in the ad. i used to have a car dealership with a suit of toys, and now i cook sushi, and i used to be grapes. now i'm building the moscow ring road played in advertising, orange. now a store keeper. i would have had time for us now in the orchestra, double bass and i'm a tomato. filmed in one advertisement, and such different fates. why is it me and to the fact that my brother and kvn were very lucky ivan ivanov

the kvn team ivan ivanov of the plekhanov russian university of economics thanks the leadership of the plekhanov russian university of economics and personally the rector ivan vasilievich lobanov the kvn team peninsula thanks the head of the republic of crimea sergey valerievich aksyonov and also deputy of the state council of the republic of crimea sergey vladimirovich dodonov and the kvn team city of n thanks the government of the chelyabinsk region represented by governor alexei leonidovich teksler in the musical homework competition city of n chelyabinsk of the higher league of kvn and pleasantly surprised people

the team of the city of n they always showed interest in soviet films. today you are in the clouds queen of the gas station. all the names of the heroes of the film are saved rog nado karpovna, yes, according to us petrovich, we don’t have time to hand over candy kitty-kitty 2 kg, where kitty-kitty has indulgence for female weakness well condensed milk 12 cans, where condensed milk is indulgence for female weakness cognac, one bottle . and this is ruben, what kind of ruble do you have indulgence for female weakness, but also without problems, there are enough queues of salads without mayonnaise at the gas station. we need a dispatcher. who will look for her? let lyonka find it. he

will do anything for a bottle. well, so-so characteristics for the head of the personnel department. well, do n't worry, they called from the management, there will be a gas station for you . i dream of becoming a figure skater, i didn’t go to college. and now you will work here it's great. agree, it is very symbolic that the one who did not enter the institute will work on the track. let's get acquainted. good evening. what is this to you behind the surname is such a strange father. i went on a date once and that's it. good evening. okay, let's go, i'll show you the workplace. every passing suitor draws attention to me ; different proposals are received, even a shaffer asked for an earflap.

column semi-automatic non-working column automatic working besyachiy so remember the main thing , the black volga will drive up, you fill up without a queue, you will drive up, black, chaika, you fill up without a queue. here comes a black muscovite, you call me, i have never seen a black muscovite. all right, lyudmila dobry evening work hey tanker. oh new good evening. i have 300 liters of gasoline 300. yes, you ask more carefully

here, so you tractor drivers refuel. black muscovite yes no you're crazy, do you understand how much money you've lost for you, that you'll fire me now? yeah, you're going to work until you get everything back. it's like nabiullina don't tear half a year, i'll give you more work. and if i don't want to give, i'll take it. this is our

gas station, this person works with us and it's impossible to throw him away. but why did i want to become such an unlucky teacher i wanted to become a doctor there. there is education. it is necessary to become a deputy, i wanted to become one and a half percent, it was not enough to stand up, i wanted a figure. stka was able to, and even here at the gas station nothing works . i refueled and did not pay. keep the money class, that is, he gave her money, but she left me. well, you see, everything is getting better, you see, and you will find partners for figure skating.

it would turn out to be some olympic champion , four-time world champion in figure skating. well, here is a man sitting at a table, he seems to look like figure skaters. alexey could you be my part? figure skating lyudmila i'd love to, but i'm a single skater. this was my last chance. find a partner give up early girl lyonya and if you really want something,

submit, any height, if any, it's great. this is great. this is very very good. this is great. this is great. this is very very good. this is great. this is great. this is very.

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conferring for a pleasant lady and gentleman, the state corporation rosatom has prepared a special prize for the team that won the biathlon competition, humor is the inversion of common sense. so to say smile of reason prize smile of reason from rosatom goes to the kvn team ivan ivanov but before we know the scores for musical homework. let's find out the opinion of the jury members, what they have in their heads today about the game, i ask dmitry khrustalev good evening. hello today was a special game. i don't know why, maybe because this is the house of kvn. and this is a special atmosphere, you will agree with the team. thank you very much today was both interesting and funny. you know it's interesting watch, but not funny, and sometimes funny, but not interesting. thanks a lot. i liked everything very much. i hope everything will be fine. thank you,

ekaterina strizhenova, i ask katya. you know, our president, of course, is irreplaceable, but vadim, you really were on top today, i am glad and happy that kvn continues to live and work. good evening , totally unexpected. i'm sitting judge number six. i would think a little solomonovna, but i felt like that, but listen to how it imposes, some kind of imprint, i understand, i i understand that i must apparently say that no one taught us this. i don’t know how yuli’s mother is, what kind of text generator he has in his head, but i want to say that you all had incredible emotions. thank you very much for the game thank you very much to the

audience fans and thank you very much for inviting me. how do you make your debut in this game today, you seem to be living in the role of a host. thank you i want to say, just two things i would very much like to admire the elegance and literature of the poetess, but i must focus on that the population of chulym is one and a half thousand times less than moscow, one and a half thousand times this city is less than moscow in terms of population and produces so many wonderful ones, but closer to the final. i think awesome jokes man, keep up the rest of the team. thanks a lot. it was great. dear friends, dear viewers , i remind you that the scores for musical homework are maximum five points for the peninsula in simferopol five

four five four four points chulym table all the judges unanimously again points the poetess from st. petersburg maximum score unanimously kvn team ivan ivanov all fives and kvn team city n chelyabinsk five four five four four result of the game peninsula 9.8 points city n 9.9 points

table 10.4 points ivan ivanov 10.5 points poetess 10, 9 points so the fourth game of the season was won by the kvn team of the poetess, the city of st. petersburg, in addition to this wonderful team , ivan ivanov moscow will also play in the quarterfinals

. tinkoff map black is a cashback on purchases with real money , interest on the balance of the account and a convenient application for today. all play kvn watch kvn don't miss your youth. thanks, see you again. hello oleg yes, nothing, we are not late. the guys have just arrived, now they are unloading and lifting themselves. open the door for those who watch us. for the first time we announce that this is the fourth program in the series my friend zvonitsky and we

are near the house where his friend assistant literary secretary lives and they, by the way, who was 33 years old, they went next to him. hello hello. all the same all the same hi guys all know where to be. well, let's continue, the time has come for change, which was called perestroika. although, in fact, the changes were such that it would be better if they did not exist. if for me, because, in principle, they broke everything that was possible and without a trace. tell me, this is change. i have a slightly different opinion on the score, and the driver's one. it became easier to live, it became easier to breathe, it became easier , books began to come out free concerts

and the moscow miniatre theater was created. the most important thing was given a room on the first tverskaya-yamskaya on the fifth floor, the former communal farm of the moscow theater. you became a director. no, i was considered a theater director, in fact, i was the secretary and director of zvonitsky, and in the theater, in addition to the artistic director of the persons of the secretary and director , there were only two actors on the staff. yes, there was no one else alive, the children wrote, they read the picture and earned money, that is, in your theater, besides zhvanetsky, did the authors appear or not? well, why? well, for the sake of conversation there was a repertoire. why give me two tickets give me and who are you? i am petrov authorized. ny petrov here we are certificate