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tv   Klub Veselikh i Nakhodchivikh  1TV  October 29, 2022 9:35pm-11:56pm MSK

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to revive this amazing organization. more than 160 million soviet citizens passed through it. this is the most conscientious, most courageous, most honest, most brave and worthy organization that has been in our thousand-year history. the theater, which has always been at the hearing of the performances of which the whole theater moscow discussed and the audience took the ticket office navigator, the mayakovsky theater 100 years according to the testament of meyerhold and the newest trend of the era, this theater exists, it is always in the midst of historical events and the anniversary performance of stories in the production of the new artistic director and the mountains are also a match for the theater, a romantic, biting , bright, sonorous and great artists who serve here and plans, as mayakovsky wrote, heaped up the premiere today was a hoax natalya lyublinskaya appreciated the scale. history
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for all 100 and it's not about the age of the mayakovsky theater about the world of his fantasy in the twenty-second year, the young soviet government announced to the entire capital. a new theater has opened in moscow. theater of the revolution he is led by the world walks, he is captured by a difficult experiment, and his corpse. entirely youth is loud. the name of the revolution has gone sophistication, but the spirit of the theatrical innovator vsevolod meyerhold and today in 2022 with artists on stage, who, as if a natural turn of history in the 100th season of theaters, enters with a new artistic director, young, popular director yegor peregudov, who headed the theater, realizing the responsibility of his first production will be for the anniversary. i was appointed and beyond the holidays and beyond september october and
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please organize the centenary of the theater for us, so it's such a challenge such a small challenge, of course, opens the anniversary premiere. svetlana nemolyaeva, for 60 years of service in the lighthouse, she became the soul of the theater, it was not easy to agree to an excerpt from the performance of the laughter of the lobster, in which the great actress sarah bernhardt plays in her declining years, along with her husband alexander lazarev. they showed this story for two more than 300 times, where the phrase of one is picked up on the fly by a partner. and now they are back on stage. rather, she and his voice are pocket, but not the groom for so many years i have been playing on stage, being partners. only we had a performance together suddenly, er, to lose everything, this, of course, is a big problem, and suddenly there is an opportunity to answer. he tells me, i answer him this evening on stage. everyone has their own story, a young friend
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suggested that eminent artists choose material. the result was an anniversary almanac from chekhov's satire to nekrasov's poem. sketches very different in spirit and style. and as soon as they entered and the lackey closed the door. so choked with kisses. i always thought about bunin about his poems, and it seems to me that this story is a sunstroke, which i will read. god bless what here everything happened as we planned. it seems to me this. well, it was very interesting to me. and in the lighthouse they figured out how to show their entire age-old repertoire. the curtain is theatrical costumes from productions that are no longer on the stage of the performance. it’s, uh, wonderful great artists wore things themselves. very good wonderful artists worked here, and in this costume i
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was dying and tanya orlova circled me and she told me that you can hide behind this big collar to lie down not because of your stomach and breathe and how carefully the artists themselves touch them, which have become part of theatrical legends. it's impossible. everyone has tears and goosebumps, and that’s all, because your costumes for 34 hang there. years of roles played in its new age, the mayakovsky theater enters brightly with a creative eye for future roles and the production of one of them will be by gabriel garcia of the supremiere brand is scheduled for spring. you are already torture. what a felt in my life, and cotton potter for the fifth year that he created his own theater. and that it will also be worthy of the stage of my lord's theater the most important thing is some kind of devotion to this place to this theater. e, in spite of everything , they loved some hungry years, on the contrary , people don’t especially leave the shooting or the entreprise. uh, people want to
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serve here and be, as it were, artists of the mayakovsky theater. i don’t understand that there are a lot of ambitious plans, at least for the new season, and as the 21st century will show the maximum, natalya lyublinskaya ilya maryin tatyana bodrova alexei lovushkina oleg vishnyakova channel one of passion on ice the battle of the best figure skaters of the country in sochi started the second stage the russian grand prix under the beautiful name velvet season at the olympic palace iceberg melts the ice from the most colorful programs and the most vivid emotions , special attention is riveted to the 15-year-old. adela petrosyan, representatives of the coaching staff. eteri tutberidze after the short program. she was in first place by the judges who noted her triple promotion to beijing silver medalist alexander trusova , who is now training with another mentor. i made a mistake in the cascade and so far in second place. everything will be decided tomorrow in a free program, which as for the boys, following the results of the first day, mark kondratyuk is the leader in the competition of sports couples alexander baikova and dmitry kozlovsky interfering with the skates tomorrow too so sunday on the first is
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another day of figured grace and beauty hot ice. russian grand prix the show continues, watch at 16:25. all broadcasts in the event can be found on our website 1tv.ru. and now on the air is a club of cheerful and resourceful major leagues. partner of games kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is the only one
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hello hello hello dear friends i want to tell you my story right away in different time. i was the host of one issue of this or that program on the first channel field of miracles fashion sentence washing for a million. yes once i led the program for time why for whom and now i understood, in order to calmly enter this stage , calmly see this audience and say calmly
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wonderful words, we start kvn most of the teams today, like me debutants of the major league the first team, which i can imagine, in general, they gathered in such a composition only once, they arrived in sochi and immediately received a ticket in the major league, the team of the moscow aviation institute, moscow, their rivals, on the contrary, climbed to the main kvno tournament for several years, they managed to become finalists in their time for the premiere, and last year they all come from a small
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town and study at the oryol state university team of rovenka, but at the same time a very titled team, you could meet them at last year's moscow mayor's cup, the finalists of the first league, the owners of last year's taurida cup, the kvn team twice two, the city of samara, the fate of the next team in the major league was short, bright, but still short, i hope for a long season, the team of kvn state university of management, ryazansky prospekt, the city of moscow well, we can say the veterans
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of the major league team, which last year acquired a huge the number of fans, the vice-champion of the above league kvn team named after me. dear friends, today this is the absolute truth. i was on the jury of kvn exactly 100 times. and now you see what heights i have reached, therefore, with a huge with pleasure, i say alexander vasilyevich. good luck, good luck, chairman of the jury alexander vasilyevich maslyakov. you really
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reached the height. i look like this. but i also started with this, and i never lost hope , we'll talk further along the way. charming delightful fantastic alla mikheeva well , it is clear that less charming less delightful less fantastic, but no less beloved by us dmitry khrustalev, now i will try to be original and my soul and bed are cold, this is a skater sleeping. alexei yagudin and in life, this is how it happens
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ups and downs ups and downs just yesterday. vadik you announced me. and today i announce you with great pleasure vadim galygin dear friends now, when i say good luck to everyone, i will have myself in mind, good luck to everyone too. dear friends as always, today's game, by tradition, begins with a greeting on the stage, the team named after me. the championship of the major league gives way in life, and
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the vice championship gives the way to regional radio. it's great people at 6:00 in the morning - this means that the best radio near moscow california fm is on the air today we have a team named after me, guys, hello, all my life i wanted to know alexander vasilyevich in life. he is so hard and soft that you felt him at all. in the meantime, the guys take a breath advertising. dear all western brands are gone. they are that, the main thing is that you will not leave the semenovich market, we are going without epoxy insulation. and i remind you that my name is aleksey riser, and this is my author's morning show aleksey a-a, guys, can you put something on? and? please
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noticed a tooth inserted. aleksandrova alexandrova alexander vasilievich i thought your son would bring in after you, or we don't know something. but in general it's cool that we're trying new hosts. the main thing they noticed was how nagiev khrustalev maslyakov and baldis alexander vasilyevich liked my jokes in increasing order. they liked it or you. therefore, they sat down on the jury to judge us, well, cunning miniatures. the wife came to
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this is already our second season of the major league and we are even more serious, although it rarely happens that the second part is better than the first, except perhaps terminator 2. in general, that season we took silver, so the goal for this year is obviously to kill the liquid terminator, the kvn team named after me alya beeback dear friends we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games, i invite you to this stage twice two, samara we will immediately explain why we
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removed the chairs and the guitar. i'm just telling you, of course, such as low, like biden with his daughter , so maybe we'll sit in the bathroom, not strangers. why do we need a guitar? well, to act out awkward situations, as in the univer series, we don’t need it. okay, then the initial rap. by the way, it will last just as long. how did they come up with a new name for mcdonald's, in short, let it be the point twice two on the stage. hello zhenya , are you still like this, maybe leave me alone let's go forward and with a song back from the fable. ok vorone muscovites
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somehow god sent to heaven for an asterisk perhaps and now there there there once a swan with cancer and a pike quieter, you will go further, estimate to the right, generally sayings. maybe we can meet. you don't even know how to make surprises. i mean, i can't. well, close your ears. we'll whisper for now, in short, a surprise. i thought, then, sit down and abruptly. get up such a surprise, we take. it's not like putting the cigarette away. in general, i don’t know zhen, in short, evgen how can i drive up to her. i've tried everything car jokes. oh, thank you, evgen well, in the sense of an emergency gang blinked who
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i parked this beauty here. i came here to perform also under the sign of you as with me. always be offended when we last offended you. again 25 began. yes, you drive was not like that. let's calm down, let's smoke in the jury sit at the blessed people. okay , some artists on stage generally swear. here, for example, oleg mityaev how many years have they been living with a soul,
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turn it off. boys, you do n’t put me in anything at all, when i feel like a woman in this team. if you want to feel like a woman , visit the russian outback. oh you little river rivulet, wash my linen eye beauty, and your parents accidentally didn’t use fish milk . it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, i'm pretending. why don't you get upset? let 's try again this stress at work is simple.
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working. well, then kapets is a village one for you. oh , okay, the townspeople can’t even handle weapons now, we’ll check it out with the high side. damn no. dimka don't die, i'll do anything. and can you please borrow your jacket literally for one date i will return thank you thank you holy man valdis let's take a walk what was it like? but i'm leaving, please.
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go tell him, in general, here. but thanks anyway for agreeing to host today's game. alexander vasilievich simply did not want to participate in this issue so much that he moved to the jury. only the jacket left. all let's finish.
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friends, here you are probably sitting and thinking what kind of bird you are. and we will answer you our team in the major league, it is like a sparrow in a trading center. it’s not clear how it got here, but figs, you’ll drive us out of here for you, the kvn team was inferior . twice two, this is the first time we don’t have it forever. here you are laughing, and they told me that i could take these two halves with me. we have always admired you for believing in yourself and reaching for the stars, living in a vast country over
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your debut, dear friends. the next team on this stage. oryol state university, city of oryol rovenky welcome this is the brother of syronics.
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of course, ammonia is primarily alcohol. what is rovenki, this is the usual average forgotten paradise of god not well , moscow, of course, nothing is immediately visible either a hero city, but you know, in the area of ​​\u200b\u200boffices they recently awarded the title, well done city. i don't wear, i went in. what kind of social programs, what do you know, that since this year , mothers’ capital has been paid for the second child, wait, we are mother’s 700. we took it off, right?
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rospotrebnadzor baldel thinks, whether to ban, or is it the third verse that evokes the same feeling. look what heterosexual guys are on the stage, and yurka is healthy, by the way, what is the worker of the month at the slaughterhouse? what are you, they just pissed everyone off well, not everyone in our team is so powerful, he is pashka the wind is blowing. but a person has triple citizenship. he is directly russian, russia 1 russians. before the game, a buramistor called us to his place, well, in your opinion, the mayor. it’s just that this title has been inherited with us since the 15th century, in short, we go in, and there are all the
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rovenky elite and the duke of the ministry of internal affairs and the marquis of housing and public utilities in general, that they didn’t want to let us go alone, so meet the boers with your last lady lyokha, why with the last age? it looks like bubnov's jack was washed. heard you're in shape today why did you come to the capital? it hasn't been collected yet. whom they didn’t gather to give birth, i say, i’ll be here clearly, nikolai alexandrovich, too, peoples. where to kill? here it
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's kind of legal, moscow and don't say it. kolya liked the metro so much. we will probably bury him there. by the way, an expensive pleasure, there the metro is 10.000, the trip is 59 rubles. well, don't smoke okay, let's go, let's go digging through the archives, why does kolya want to make a family tree for himself? and then he still has a monkey on top of kolya from below, and everything else needs to be restored. it needs to be restored exactly. yes? well, young people will sour, as it should?
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population census in rovenki yes, i'm just passing through here. vrovenkov school ninja means ivanov
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is absent or 5? or ivanov is absent the coronavirus has finally come and is healthy, so the awarding of school medalists this year took place in accordance with all the rules of quarantine. alexey vitalyevich, here is pashka lubenko. our pride is the winner of the chemistry olympiad, well done. athlete activist well done. alexei vitalievich quietly, quietly quietly. oops, got the infection. vitalevich, it's not a coronavirus, it's
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trudovik no offense uncles. well, nothing, nothing ever. we will definitely catch him, i give you. friends, here we have introduced you a little to our town, but for complete immersion. you just need to watch rovenki tv clicked on your slow cooker. don’t worry, your
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kinescope didn’t burn out, this is nikolai’s real skin color. and as you know, all fishermen like to lie, but we don’t look at our heading honestly about fishing. here is such a crucian i caught today. in the mountain reservoir. what did you catch nicolas cage of course, nothing nicholas needed was just a little bit of a spit on the licensing agreement for pre-premier pro studios. raikin tv again, i'm victoria and
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andrey malakhov's bastard the administration of rovenky asks not to throw construction debris into the river, beaver dams sheathed with siding. it is not normal. and now let's find out who will win in the rovenky analogue of the show mask show t-shirt impossible is possible, it's not possible to fall in love like that . and number two
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unequivocally man coming from the river, damn it, who is under the shirt of a wolf? come on, nicholas cash. and if you think that nikolai has such an expression on his face only on the air, then you are deeply mistaken, he calls it optimism, and the doctors pinched the facial nerve. well, of course, everyone can see that this is orbit and now we ask all sports fans to be called to the tv screens, because we are launching a live broadcast from the rovenkov competition to catch the maybug
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, good evening to all russian lovers. as you can see, the participants are shaking forward. and this gives the beginning of the participants to become more or less, but more sizes of may beetles temporarily left few began to emerge, only two weeks. what a mistake, what a mistake. vladimir caught a hornet and he must not be released. he is evil. you will say that the guys are doing complete bullshit. well, this is the only inter-people's competition where our athletes take part take a story. e are always asleep.
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oksana vasilyevich listen, well, today a lot of teams will be asking, they say. take us to 1/4. well, we also want to ask, but buy us at rovenka mri machine let's deal with your sore first. we can't play with her at all. well. rovenki orlovsky state university of rap juice, the youth
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don’t even want to interrupt a group of fans, really the hurricane team is replacing them, ryazansky prospekt, the city of moscow meet and in the jury, maslyakov, the eldest in the hall, maslyakov, the youngest, maslyakov wants to play for ours. well, you didn’t have time to get the tower to you already alexander vasilyevich says, they say, go away, he was looking for in n. beard. what are you all upset about? and it is necessary, perhaps, to explain the matter in
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the fact that i was here not of my own free will, the rector gu appointed me head. this is not a funny team. it's not funny, yes, i'll screw up the acting. he also warned me. but the fact that you took a feminist team is well done. it's laudable. so now on business today. we need to like the men of the jury. the women in the team are very principled . don't even think about with whom. oppa but this is like a man, i'm a woman, i'll get used to it. and that a woman is not a password to us , so to speak, against the harassment of an oharasmonton, he, as it were, does not imply your consent. okay
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show the audience. this is your own kvn. wait. and if the audience is against our kvn. and who is he, he, as it were, does not imply their consent. surely each of you saw in the yards. these are the crossings, through the puddles. for some reason, we are sure that it is not housing and communal services that care about people. but such a person is here for centuries. oh, squirrel, where are you from, kind from prison, mother, you need to be a deputy, not i won’t go to jail a second time. in the life of every person there is a place for a
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miracle imagine two guys are watching football. what is dead schizophrenia, well, what kind of chips? well what a child garden? that's it, now we will show an adult number about samite, for a start, we will only distribute the roles, the capital of japan, yakitoriya well done, well done. you will be a fool america everything let's show the number about the g7 throw, or what? show me,
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the tv channel spas you are morons yes, i am here, you are completely ku-ku, how did you get us to bully. and what is this chernogolovka hissed at us? you are so toxic, i'm sorry, but there will be some subtitles. enough of us, bitch. are you, unlike yours, this word will at least have normal numbers in dahl's dictionary? check-
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in settings at the airport what is the specific reason for denied boarding? what do you think? you are polite in zero, i am a star, you are impossible. i know for sure that the impossible is possible. i’ve been thinking the whole game, and why did he even decide that the main one put on such an important suit? boo boo boo. you appointed me rector. god why did i
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sign up for this. everything, do what you want. well, here it is the creative path of the kvn team ryazansky prospekt has come to an end. i didn’t think that i would end up playing kvn like this. and the heart i’m dying, right? so well, that we need a new leader in russia, everyone is used to the fact that the leader’s name begins with the letter b and the last name begins with the letter p valdis found out there before that he just said it was wrong intonation and so you are so important in such a suit. all sorry,
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then. let's play together the body is not cold yet. they found a replacement valdis no offense. keep calm your kvn well, in the sense keep calm kvn alexander vasilyevich and this is my cross. well, in conclusion, alexander vasilievich please , accept this difficult decision and take the guys to the next stage. wait. and if the other members of the jury are against it, and the decision of alexander vasilyevich
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and now it's about creating, immediate threats to our security right on our borders the world is on the verge of the lessons of the caribbean crisis premier tomorrow at the first team of the moscow aviation institute, the best aviation engineers of russia will now take the stage when they gave birth to boeings trembling. meet the golden fund pride and
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the future of mankind. it was no coincidence that we came out to the anthem of the russian academy of sciences. we are engineers engineers people for whom a half- liter mug of tea was invented engineers are people who now live in poverty in order to make a great discovery in the future, what is it forever? engineer, do you think it’s not immediately clear to us, as if people in the hall are sitting looking at us and
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they think, damn it, how graceful they are free inside. probably surfers good evening. hello good evening. sorry for being late. i am dmitry andreevich their leader. here i assembled a team to show you that russian science lived with god's help for a living. so, and those that just stand silently, did not even say hello, guys. i told you a hundred times people, these are not dogs, they do not feel that you are afraid of them. it seems to me that our leader is not a very smart person, that you think that the honorary donor is a giant shawarma. lyosha to you
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not ashamed? for your sake, i beat out money at the university for me, that i would become a deputy in general. oh yes, who are you deceiving anyone because the vice-rector. guys, understand kvn is your chance at least once in your life to hear something good, they are, as usual, long bespectacled dead. sorry zhenya for explaining everything using your example. we came to kvn to glorify engineers to dispel the myth that scientists are nerds caught in themselves. yeah, and immediately they didn’t guess from the clothes. zhen, if you don’t want to play in kvn, why did you come to the kvn house for sex? are you kidding? no parents, however, asked to vacate the apartment. zhenya understand, here you need to be funny, they are miserable. here kirill kirill well done, to look funnier somewhere
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lost his shoulders. dmitry andreevich we really don't understand. why do we need kvn lyosh that superjet over the shoulder? kvn is the glory of wealth, but there are many other ways to earn money to buy shares in futures. so let's talk to me in a normal language, you'll be here 10,000. i have, if these are your shares, i will buy in a year, how much will it be, if through such as this one, then not at all guys, understand kvn this is your opportunity to do at least something other than work. so we've already gone free time raises his hands to the sky and shouts, for what? listen, i'll bite your head off. what the hell is that anyway? what kind of kvn started, he will bite off my head.
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and then i’ll take you by the two legs, tear it in half and drink it. so, be quiet, be quiet. you with your appearance, you can swear endlessly agree with me kid. i'm actually a girl. hey kid, we're not here for the oscars, we're fighting for this, that's all necessary. i'm a real girl seriously, stunned somebody give the poor girl hair. you are clearly overreacting. be healthy. yes, it's me. so for everyone. guys, i think i know how you can win the jury today alexei yagudin sits and in our team lyoshka also has to do with figure skating. look how it looks like soviet skates, too, white skin is cracking. mikheeva, we will find a way. we have a supermacho. conquer women's hearts,
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i see not my question in your eyes. which of them is which? well, it's max. come on, i'm kidding. well sashka, of course, i say, he is sashka, sashka is our hetero-builder engineer. that you handed me over and dishonor me. everything is decided, we que, as perceived , we went and hello again, we left the league for the first time, therefore, we decided to make a gift to a respected member of the jury, but the best gift. this is a handmade gift . therefore, here is a jet engine from an airplane. of course, we don’t know what kind
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of hair dryer you have at home. but this little thing will definitely be more powerful, however, do not get close. i will only be khrustalev. gentlemen engineers, so that somehow you to cheer up a little, i came up with something, my bird fly to us so quietly, quietly calmly calmly. girl, it's not you in the fight, she doesn't bite. hello hello this is the first time i've gone this far. i'm afraid
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girls like tall brunettes. zhen, they also look at everything else. come on, go try it. hi, let’s go to my place, my parents are in the country, but you must tell the end, parents to the country, you will also go to the country, because you live in the country. girl but no more. what the hell is that anyway? what kind of kvn started? he has a girlfriend. and i was then ryan gosling, i just had a bad haircut guys, that's enough. i brought a girl specifically so that you have at least some motivation. you left the league if we win, each of you will have a girl and you
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will find a boy a girl a boy. understand this year your life will completely change once again. maybe not, let's finish. well, in the end, the engineers in kvn were always without engineers. kvn would look like this. what are you doing, alexander vasilyevich will kill us, but he will not
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kill us. what the hell is that anyway? what kind of kvn started will kill, that john paschke on a bicycle will cut the brake cable on us. and for sure, he will now take a sign with an assessment and stick it in your head like a tomahawk. the team of the moscow aviation institute to everyone who did not believe in us, buckle up, we are taking off. a great series of greetings, they are all played and now i invite all the teams to the stage.
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dear friends so, in the order of the performance of the teams of your assessment of the name of me five four four four twice two, samara harsh today we have a jury of four five four four oryol state university of rovenka everything is expected judges five points ryazansky prospect, moscow and the team of the moscow aviation institute average
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score for the competition, please, average score for the greeting contest named after me 4.2 points twice two 4.2 points, ryazansky prospect 4.4 points even, five points exactly my team five points, rivne we move on to biathlon. so the first round, two jokes from each team went. i'm going to be a little uncomfortable, because i just don't see it any other way. and it happens that a bodybuilder got into a fight with his grandmother in a store for last bottle of oil. the engineer wanted to sell his hair and get rich, but the fire destroyed all his savings. the most difficult thing in the work
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of rovenky obstetricians is to lure a child to rovenki. a man named a barbershop in honor of his wife, but no one went to a shelupondra to get a haircut. in the kindergarten, you can immediately see the son of the bartender. he comes up to the crying children and says, sit down, old man, tell me what happened. elvis presley loves ice cream flavored with prison furry a loader who can't count lifts weights with the words number number here
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the fizruk drank so much before the lesson that the boys went to do it, and the girls ha-ha-ha satan valeryanovich lizerginov popshepsky does not understand the meaning of the word namesake arthur pirozhkov never sings for free even when he does. it is in the shower that the water meters are spinning in the opposite direction. so, please, the first number and the fourth one more shot, igor could not find the bookmark for the third hour, because the ant can lift 50 times its own weight. please, it's
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interesting, if you put a shell from turkey to your ear, you can hear a quiet one. at stake 0.6 points fourth number 0.6, ryazansky prospect, thank you very much. my you are starting again, my legs are tired. i think this should count. remember, if you do something, do it to the end, especially somersaults. the geographer did not have a clean tablecloth, so
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everything was at stake that evening. please, rovenki the trucker warned oncoming cars. although it was clear that they were chasing him. everything that is required from a rovenkov toastmaster. it's just to come and wait until your microphone is torn out. vitya always dreamed of collecting rock band thump and sing songs in the garage, but it turned out that you can do without the word rock band. the man was both a goof and matches at the same time, so he lived with his mother. it’s that you have someone else’s name, silence, coolness, and not a soul around is
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pleasant, after all, sometimes in our time to get out to the cinema. in bavaria, as children, boys pull girls by the beer belly. thank you number three, thank you. my please. vitya lay down his leg, but in order to show off in front of his friends, he said that he had served time. kolya bought three bitcoins. gypsies have something something is wrong. he suspected even on phrase. just be careful, i don't rot. rovenki please
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suck pike head equate to vegans. in order not to upset her grandson too much, the grandmother handed him a bucket with the words today, the puppy patrol has a mission under water. named after me mouse for cat cat for bug bug for granddaughter granddaughter for grandmother grandmother for grandfather and baby for communist party joke about football
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cristiano ronaldo's very first football boots sold at an auction for $700,000 the very first boots of anton zabolotny on anton zabolotny. try make a decision dear members of the jury. i mean mine has an advantage because everyone is wondering if uh, the frontman can find something comfortable. will he find a comrade in his team who will support this stand for him? is that every man for himself? so we offer this option for all three teams in one shot. my mother says that i am a skeptic, but i somehow doubt that she is my mother.
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doing somersaults into the river is considered a primary sexual sign. grandmother has a garden of 7 hectares, and these are just flowers. we thank the roventik team the rovenka team gets 0.8 points ahead of 0.9 and 1 point exactly who will pick it up, please, during the race. the man began to disintegrate into atoms and came to the finish line third. a
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stick for a fantasy snake in antarctica we thought, everyone understands, i ask at the graduation the singer got drunk and was found in the fountain. oleg went to kindergarten very sad, he guarded him. the first number wins.
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name me get 0.9 points. my get one point exactly becomes the winner of the biathlon. the sum of points for two contests double two 4.9 points. ryazansky prospekt, 5 points, rivne named after me 5.1 points rovenki 5.8 points my team six points, rivne we are doing everything to have the right to say tinkov bank bot in russia by archbishop ambrose the
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escaping returned to the colony with burnt hands. here are the results of the check on the fact of the accident . she was interested in cherepanov's fingers. of course, he didn't let him in. as you ordered? well what kind of person such cherkasov how do people work with you? do not know how. kino one tv presents give us a chance. what chance is the girl voskresensk believes that he can save her, and i'm here as a doctor
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of jealousy. but, nevertheless yushchenko sergey dmitrievich i ask. i love you, as they say, to favor. well, we know how to love the big sky. you yourself said that he is a burdock, you have to marry a burdock. what are you doing marina do what you want, but he won't guess, and the whole salary goes to the house. ambitious girls challenge alexandra's unique cowardly hot ice
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russian grand prix live broadcast tomorrow at the first exciting spectacle i wonder what will happen next? musical competition i want to say to brag that when we played the team of moscow university we won all the musicians in the season and that's what i want to wish our team under your applause, the team of the moscow aviation institute. moscow officially for the music competition, the engineers of the moscow aviation institute prepared something special because the sky, the native element of these guys.
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yes, this is some kind of nonsense, which generally symbolizes. our dance is that we are flying to victory, and why then are you an airplane and we are blueberries. eat what you find no one has ever seen you have sex. i want to scare you. well, blueberries, too, where else did you get these moronic costumes? guys, you can’t even
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imagine what stores have opened in shopping centers instead of the departed ones. shop of depth suits in tsum please what do you not like? look at zhenya. he has a pigeon's head more than his own. very funny. let's joke again about the fact that pasha is a fat dove. come on and how, well, i don’t know that the newlyweds let him go at the wedding, and he crushed the minced meat on the bride. so, or the fact that he does not fly away from the cat, but leaves. or the fact that he found a hole in the roof of the bakery and did not tell anyone about it. or the fact that he is a pigeon mayor damn, i’ll tell people so cool, damn it,
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but what am i talking about? the guys could get such a cool number, and you took everything and crap one's pants. guys, understand, i'm trying for you. how are you going to win in a music competition? do you listen to music in general, we engineers supplied us with task in a month to develop a new aircraft engine using only russian materials. what do you think, we have time to listen to music we were even forbidden to blink. listen, well, at least some songs, you should know, for example, this one, and we will get bored and in a hurry
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who sings collectors lyosh what kind of nonsense is that? well , what about this mommy from the faculty of international relations? so everything, you no longer guess this song for so long who sings i will not look for you mother of many children. why is the mother's voice male, but are they very tired? so everything is the last chance the king and the joke album love of the scoundrel 2005 musician
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andrey prince quietly, quietly, now your pressure is jumping again. search, then your eyes at the jury under the chairs. guys, i got it. we must joke about ourselves. let's tell you about your life funnier anyway, you can hardly imagine, but music. well, let's tell under the blues blues from the same music of poor engineers is suitable. before you is a team of unique guys, they are building a plane, but a worn sweater with mustaches, tea, girls, hold on, kiryuha will not fly anywhere starts. hi all. my name is kiryukha, i myself come from orel yes, we see that it is not with a person. thank you kirill let's start with lyoshka. lyoshka
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is afraid to say ashamed of women until the age of 18 he did not let his mother near him. if i was often teased with a shabby baten, but i took revenge and answered my grandmother that she was old. engineer it smells like a chiffonier at the dacha together with his wife and zhenya tossing a sausage like a bull terrier hey bartender, what kind of whiskey jameson mccown jack denis do you have thank you i will know. and this is sasha the swindler, sasha in this life not afraid, the gypsies stole nothing and returned his urine. sasha, my family and i lived in a criminal
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area, but then it turned out that the area was normal and only i was beaten. and engineer engineer help his wife. here is an engineer, in fact, a young retired engineer. one day i was walking in the park and saw the dogs demanding some kind of long, gnarled stick. it was me. zhenya surprise. my name is zhenya, height 220, the vision is the same only minus the arterial atmospheric pressure is the same, i have never been in a bath in my life. at school i was often released from
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physical education with the words do not need help guy her so believe you. as a child, my parents promised me that when they find the place where people like me live, they will let me go to them. russia's golden gene pool and old things sandals a cross and a dream, and it's important for me to loot they don't need to go to them, it starts more smoke from a soldering iron and together with his wife he's a stopudoh not a corrupt official and a solution.
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the team of the moscow aviation institute to everyone who did not believe in us, we landed, now you can applaud. kvn team team of the moscow aviation the institute thanks the alumni club, the trade union committee of students, and the entire large mayov family for their support. musical homework twice two, samara turn off dear friends. sorry , our team will not be able to show the musical homework. therefore, if there are people in the hall who bought tickets directly to our team mam pap, san sanych excuse me, we
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will return all the money to you, dimka just fell in love. he can't think of anything at all. well, who did you fall in love with him you went crazy. you are completely different people she has the moon in capricorn you have dill in your teeth. yes, i do not care i still confess, i'm out of my feelings, especially since i wrote a song, help me to be in time. you are still friends. ok. then then this song is for you blond angel of my heart. i saw her on tv. i didn't have enough.
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then. i realized i fell in love, as if i had lost her because the advertisement began, but i found her advertisement ended once. her interview, i never could want to be taffy to be with your trophy with the russians. first you and then god the best girl in the world allah mikheev god created eve from the rib of adam adam from the rib. scarlet miheiva, alla's parents did not want a boy or a girl. they wanted almi giordano bruno to be burned, because he said that the earth does not revolve around scarlet mikheeva in the registry office of moscow they ask if you agree or maybe alla mikheeva from the bank is calling you with suspicious activity or you are buying something, but religion. you are allochka alla alley, allergies and collage sasha reva's nose is not so sharp, how is your
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reportage? dim and can i also sing a song to me do you like these khrustalyovs? now we sing only for alla, if you want to sing, sing for her, okay. believe me, yes, where he does not come, everywhere he sings this song, look. the best girl in the world polina gagarina the best presenters the best taxi driver in the world has been reduced khadzhibekov khabibullaevich the best girl in the
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world marina alla don't believe them it's all montage. when angelina jolie adopts children, she tells them that she is alla mikheeva, feminists are fighting a little more for the rights of scarlet mikheeva, if you attach a shell to cook, you will hear there, postman pechkin was wicked. why yes because he didn't have everything together. bicycle do you know who gave him a bicycle? la mikhayla sly deer
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insolent, if you are my allochka who i am your pipets, it came in handy, well hello allochka alan , i wonder what now what you wanted come on. do you believe him again? he doesn't do it sincerely. vaughn sings on a leaf. do you think i have lyrics here? yes, i just inspire her. all i went. nothing with me alla i made coffee for you with me. alla i wanted i wanted to say that in general, damn it, figure it out, i thought they were behind glass
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are sitting. may i invite you? it would probably be trite to invite you to dance with me now. therefore, to prove the seriousness of my feelings, i propose to dance with my father. well that's enough. all dads mom will swear, mother will understand everything. yes i understand. i hope everyone
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understands very well that this is all planned and rehearsed. we asked alla to make me fall in love with her in advance. well, why did i say this song not for you to put any mark above four. and in order to just san sanych said oh no wonder i buy tickets for them. friends, one thing we know for sure is that the men who are today in the hall who heard this song will come home to their loved ones tonight and for sure to hear from them such a song did not write for
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you, the kvn team performed twice two, so for the first time we don’t. it's always like that with us. thank you very much, dear friends. we invite you to this stage. oryol state university rovenky team your way out. o acquaintance with rovenky will be incomplete, if you do not visit the rovenky house of culture. good evening, dear connoisseurs of art and fishermen who came to wait for the bus in the chill, the
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sound engineer took off the king's bandana and jester. this means that the status of our event has risen from municipal to urban. our concert is dedicated to the 20th anniversary of our recreation center receiving the status of an emergency building. if our scene is destined to collapse, then it is best for her to do so. it's right now. meet the jazz team of the traffic police department do re mi fa sol, gays by nature. the founder of this team is one very respected person with the administration, whom these guys stopped for over speed. and why do we have so
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many traffic cops in our city and so few jazzmen i thought, you are my jackals, blow into the tube. the official promised and from the result, as you know, jazz was invented by the disenfranchised, african americans disenfranchised how ironic and when will you hear it again? and what kind of holiday without gypsies is correct
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eid al-adha, therefore, today without them. well, we continue the cat says, the dog says meow, and our next participant says that he is baptized. meet the security guard of our recreation center with your show taming the scanword. crystal eve or prikorn premium brains casablanca habit muddler scabies moped harmonica tiara asu pineapple ship wind, monkey and chicago riding cabinet
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participants come on stage. solemn rewarding will be held by the minister of culture rovenky. thank you evgeny sergeevich for supporting the youth. that's it, friends, while there are, people ready to kill for letters culture will live. from
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me pass oryol state university rip juice youth. ah. the rovenka kvn team thanks the rector of the oryol state university alexander anatolyevich fedotov and the governor of the oryol region andrey evgenyevich klychkov the kvn team twice two thanks the governor of the samara region dmitry igorevich azarov we
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and gentlemen, i will say frankly, if at the beginning of the game i treated the work of my team with some skepticism, now the guys have dispelled all doubts, in preparation for this competition they shoveled a lot of literature and settled on nothing but the ancient greek poem so we enjoy the iliad of homer, i beg your pardon. and this is what, how, that homer is so clear, no one has read here. maybe behind the scenes there is a person familiar with the plot of the iliad. backstage so, what other ideas were the three musketeers, well, the classic work about four friends is also not bad. show it's time to start beating you. according to the number of
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claims no woman who ara? aramis frenchman what other works did the beauties and the beast sort through, because change clothes good people, but it was and was. if after that someone wants to leave hall, i'll warn you right away. valdis - it will be noticeable so the work is simpler beauty and the beast come on, well, that's good, well done so you got out? well i watch. this i see. what are you doing here? well, intimacy is planned, i'm holding a candle.
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seryozha tell me you're a moron. don't insult us, otherwise we'll complain to the espch. yes, you at least know what a single sexual court is. no. so everything, okay, i myself will offer the works. of course, i'm taking a risk now, but maybe dostoevsky idiot today. he is a great writer. why are you like this shut up? and that's it, hold on. go get ready for the stage. and i left a bookmark there cameras everywhere. bookmark seryozha everything elementary fairy tales chicken ryaba know how you can know a chicken? wow cartoon, at least watched. ha-ha you offend, say finished watching finished watching di, get ready this show can't be saved free. brothers patience valdis, of course, you
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dived deep with scuba diving, but you have not seen such a bottom yet. so the apogee of the competition is chicken ryaba, a fighter with the whole mouth, whom a dozen grandmother was smashed by a moron did not smash. yes, it was easter. what's going on? now, in general, according to the text, the hen laid an egg. everything, everyone came here. yes, well, what am i to do with you in these stupid costumes
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, but there is one idea. hello you are welcomed by the youth of the snow mountains. well, what are you doing here? senya, understand, i have a reflex when i see people in such costumes, i see a mug in my hand and sergei drove it. well, maybe we'll do a performance with you? you have a team. well, purely visually sitting, which means well-read, but you guessed one of the two, but you yourself are probably familiar with the classics mikhail antonovich bulgakov dog's liver, of course, you haven't read a damn thing, get out of here. yes, just leave everything. i don't know what to do. i'll have
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to ask my kvn teacher for help. again in our hall in our hall. no, you learned to fly. well, now either through turkey or so. tell the teacher, but what do you do when you really don’t want something. i'm calling a dumpling. okay, why are you here? alexander vasilievich i can't do this anymore. i'm leaving kvn, oh, senechka, this is impossible. vaughn, mitya left playing 15 years ago galygin came 20 years ago played left yagudin came in general never played came. but thank you very much alexander vasilyevich guys, i've been thinking,
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maybe in vain. i scold you. maybe you need to somehow humanly know one sage, once said books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of ​​time. and sooner, right? books are good. and even sooner. but if it’s even simpler, then you don’t need tiktok in kvn. what's cool there? he tiktokers sew up such grandmas, yes, and how your main tiktoker talks to be completely sure of that and if i don’t study now, when i studied and didn’t want to, i understood that i wouldn’t, but i didn’t know whether i needed it, but whether i didn’t need it. like this. what did he say wrong? well, dear jury, decide whether you need the work of this team
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or you still need it. thank you, the kvn team ryazansky prospekt, thanks the administration and leadership of the state university of management and personally the rector vladimir vitalievich stroev for help in organizing and preparing for the game, the kvn team named after me thanks the fans for moral and financial support. completes musical homework named after me. a we noticed that the detectives all go out and go out and go out and you. looks like another one is out. hopefully
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the last one is somewhere at the crime scene. you have already examined the body, i'm sorry, i crouched. a very strange death. he died standing again. maybe it's time to give this maniac a cool nickname, maybe vertical, let's not think about it. but let's wait for the results of the examination, where can we find a
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maniac for an interview sobchak looked for nothing there then you have to use my method. which i approach any passer-by and say time to reveal the cards, and if he does so do not be silent. detective tell me, is he really, really dead, or is it like with a default for real? and here is the medical examiner's time, well,
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let's move on to identification? the house is wicked. how could you leave me alone with these millions of dollars in accounts. poor thing. where is she going to cash them out now? wait a minute, but this is your second husband. and what happened to the first one he died an accident, he was a taster, in short my husband ate too much pears i understand my condolences to be naya dina. so, what the hell is he dead here. and also not from a chainsaw.
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it's the same handwriting, partner, what do you think? i'm sure it's not a widow, she's too suspicious usually a killer, turns out to be the most inconspicuous faceless gray person, yes, and here. okay, keep working undercover. where are you, maybe in a coral, maybe you yourself are still running along the beach. and i don't understand at all. how confusing everything is, like a transplant in chinatown.
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where do all these lead? hello well, well, who's here we have a widow and a twin brother of the murdered. it's obvious that she's a loose woman. it's time for me to interrogate you by hand. you will tell me everything now, a lamp, lower my shellac not boards. in short, it really was not easy to live in the same house with her husband and his twin brother. once i even mixed up and accidentally slept with my husband. i told you, women tell everything in manicure. continue what you
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were doing at 20:02. i looked at the time and thought how cool it was the same way back and forth. i do that too . wait, what were you doing at the time of the murder? is this a joke at all? i tried to kill my husband, so you have an alibi. time to show the cards, partner, what do you think? vertical is simple, play with me. he is always one step ahead. who can it be, who is who? precisely i know who the killer is
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, time to reveal the cards you will ask why it was he who crept in my first vague doubts when he ran out to the crime scene and began to sing. he was literally one step ahead of me every time. yes , they understood everything, the results of the examination are ready to converge. here's how it was. i'm suspecting that there is a number in the house eight is planned, something was wrong, he went to check the situation and crouched a little, the maniac with a backup dancer made his way into the house first, he already started the chainsaw, but i heroically saved the victim and he
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cowardly ran at that moment his wife came in. dear, do you want 48 pears. what is a lethal dose for humans? then the dead man noticed me and took to his wife's lover. he drove his wife away and out of jealousy decided to cut me with a chainsaw, but then he wondered, what the hell is chainsaw doing here and then he died. she was poisoned, but who poisoned her? inattentively watched, my flashback, someone assembled a chainsaw at the crime scene was another person time to show the cards.
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