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now i will present. we are lucky we are very lucky we are great and great. lucky, dear friends, because today's competition is judged by elena malysheva herself. i don't think that this amazing woman needs to be represented in any other way, i'm right. well, the judge will leave the sister. she is a doctor, so the secretary of the panel of judges assists, marina you are pink to him, and karina knyazeva is the secretary assisting me, the winner of the 28th season of our tv olympiad. she is not a third-year student at the university of cinema natalya fomenko, but she diplomat. invited matrona potapova village
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just in case . yes, we always start with a contest of eloquence. and now you were sitting and we were talking. they just approached me. it was exactly 15 minutes and the task they received. which task received the topic doctor holy profession doctor holy professions to speak. i really hope that this will be eloquent. hello dear apak. hello yuriy pavlovich doctor holy profession. in my opinion. this is absolutely true. in the sense that who, except for doctors and saints, can heal any ailment, but i do not agree that a doctor is a profession. in my opinion. this doctor is rather a vocation, but an implying one. eh, help to all the suffering and needy by the word of doctors is not become, but are born, and thanks for your attention. i have everything thank you dear matrona. hello
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dear areapax. hello yuri pavlovich , to whom are we dear friends when we encounter physical ailments, of course, we turn to doctors as our angel. he is the guardian of a doctor for a person, a profession holy, she opens the gates of paradise for us, when a doctor tries to save a person’s life, a person’s chance to survive begins to grow, but i ask you not to make fun of doctors, otherwise you risk ending like molière and no matter how ironic it sounds. i'm standing here she herself would fill the ranks of doctors and dreamed of this. everything. thank you. thank you. oh how beautifully said? hello, dear pak hello , yuri pavlovich, as you know, a doctor is a person who helps to improve the condition and health of people, and now medicine is at a high level of development. however, this was not always the case, for example, during the life of molière in the 17th century, medical care was of a rather low
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level. despite the fact that he quite rightly could condemn the unprofessionalism and approach of doctors to helping people. i believe that this is only his point of view, if you remember all the qualities, for example, as caring. and the discipline of doctors. i believe that this is a holy profession, since they stand on the border of two worlds and determine the future fate of a person. thank you, thank you 39 seconds. i would like to say that there is no holiness in our profession, and martyrs have always become saints, people who, through enormous thorns of suffering, achieved something. it is very important to understand medicine - this is the craft of a doctor a highly educated person, and he should just love people people should not annoy him the doctor can speak badly to patients, but if he knows how to save he will be a great doctor if you cry at the bedside of the sick, then you are a worthless
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doctor if you act and you know what to do, so you have a chance to save even when your heart is breaking, but the greatness of our profession is that in the most difficult situation. we have an action plan, and a stress action plan. this is the main thing that saves, therefore the first place. i am, of course, i will give you. i don't know if you were joking or not, but go into our profession. this is a great happiness, but for a girl this happiness in the country is not a joke. then in general you are our man second place to you and third place to you, my dear. let 's go red, please. let's try.
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i ask elena vasilier, i was very worried about how you all would react to this, because at molière 7 comedies dedicated to doctors, the topic of the competition is called by the lips of molière the premiere today on the first buy on sale 11 11 only on yandex.market mini-station with alice for only 5.490 rubles. and 30% cashback with points plus alice hello glad to meet you. we started
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immediately consumption and leprosy and scabies and plague , fever and hernia, smallpox mug, measles, sorvitan. don't argue. i'm interested in what was the name of the real person who got into the mayer language. where did he come from? what did he trade? well, to begin with, this man was a doctor. role under the kingdom dmitry khateev, school number 12 of the city of penza , perhaps his name was the same as his drug a rvitan, and he was a charlatan, he sold his pills in the market. well, i don’t ask at the market at the fair and at fairs that we can name a specific place
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, then we can go to it and earn a medal. where is the nationality from? whatever decides, the city of st. petersburg, the fifty-sixth gymnasium, as far as i remember, he traded near a large bridge, there is no such large bridge. i remember that for sure some bridge next to which there was a market was not composing. knows exactly the famous bridge, and he 's just really very famous there a lot what happened. there were even houses, jewelers lived there, and so on. what is the name of maria kipriyanova , the city of rybinsk, gymnasium number eight, this bridge was called the new bridge. that's right, the brilliant girl gave, not for anything absolutely right. medal
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of lvov to this boy, and to these we give according to the order. awards rained down, so i did n’t even read the correct answer, the name of this one, as if the healer is very suitable for jerome ferrantia from the italian city of orvieto, therefore. on the new bridge in paris , he sold balms, if i need i say remarkable gift of persuasion. what irina vasilievich
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knew how, what is called to persuade the buyer? his successes, you smile so in vain, were discussed very seriously at the medical faculty. here is the correct answer that you did not manage. well , nothing helped you. and we will go further nature. on the contrary, and immediately. i like everything. on the contrary, on the contrary, the doctor involuntarily does not like this comedy very much, geron notices the pseudo-ctor with a fee. this is a pseudo doctor forced to play a doctor. he collected brushwood and for 6 years he collected brushwood for a doctor. therefore, he grabbed so look. he makes a diagnosis, and geront tells him. yes, it
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is impossible to explain better. that's just what confused me. so it's about the heart and liver. i think you placed them the other way around. after all, the heart is placed on the left m describe on the right, otherwise it really placed them, on the contrary. here is how this rogue gonorel parries such a remark to any other, the doctor would immediately be frightened and understand that this is not something and not even a doctor at all. what does he say? hard to say. exactly sophis kulyabin, provincial college, yaroslavl it seems to me that he said that, according to recent studies, the places of the organs are different. you can read it,
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because, well, we don’t know how this molière, maybe a free translation. yes, he once said, he thought so, but we have changed all this medicine. now he uses a new method. this order says a small number of people who are born with a mirror arrangement. thank you very much. walks in ice and competently. now, what do you want? you can nature, you can
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immediately, or you can go to the yard. nature let's have to rely on nature advise from comedy imaginary sick. for that reason, he continues that the springs of our mechanism are brother. please tell me what it says about springs. maybe this is due to the fact that nature somehow gives us some kind of medicine. kirill nikitin city of tula center of education number 20 perhaps speaking zerond springs meant that the springs of our body. they wear out and nature itself measures. how many people are left to live, if
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valeria is a prison, the city of rostov is a gymnasium alekseevich kekina, i can assume that everything here is compared with a mechanism, because, like that, just as one spring leads to action in another, so in our body everything is interconnected. but it was calculating. and what did this wonderful hero say? you know no answer. veronica thought something here is very serious springs of our mechanism - it's a mystery. in which people cannot understand in any way, nature has lowered too dense veils before our eyes so that elena vasilievna could see something through them only in the 21st century they began to look at it. geography is good so the easiest
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question 100 years ago in this locality recorded a record temperature. 71.2 degrees celsius what is this pole of cold called? this is ainacon quite right, without a penalty point, she goes to the right at all. immediately to the courtyard and smile. in the comedy imaginary patient. the organ asks the doctor diafuarus if he has no
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intention of presenting his son to the court and securing for him the position of a doctor? as doctor doctor father answers this question, dad answers that at the palace, and this is not in the rules of doctors, they should only prescribe medicines. and the sick must somehow heal themselves super version we have no hands. he says the following, in truth , should be with a doctor who is in great measure of everything. never attracted me. it has always seemed to me that it is best for us sinners to keep mere mortals with them. much easier. you are not accountable to anyone for your actions. but then it's
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brilliant. and with the greats of the world it's very troublesome, when they get sick, they certainly want the doctor to cure them. it's true, i would have missed this girl further and i would long live baby. immediately smile and marriage. at once. in comedy me my patient. berald, the same brother of the protagonist, explains to his brother the organ. how to immediately become a skilled doctor. and master the science of medicine. you remember how he said what the herald, brother, he
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said what he already has. if i'm not mistaken, a mustache, and he only needs to wear e. clothes to be a doctor. i accept because you understand. i am the correct answer. here are the prussians to study, i don’t say anything. well, you have every right. you and so he is sufficiently educated, he says, as soon as you receive a doctoral robe and cap, you immediately know everything and become a great artisan. do you have a robe? when i finished the copper court, they did n’t give out robes, they still give out only a white robe, well done. she certainly
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passed the next stage. smile marriage forgot let's smile. even though this merchant of brushwood is a rogue, from honorarium, he sometimes expresses in general, in my opinion, very valuable, as if dostoevsky expressed an integral thought. see he says. the patient is not very bad i guarantee that it will be to the taste of any healthy man. sir, you made her
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smile. what conclusion does the gonorel draw? if , well, yes, we laughed at him, then most likely he had a very strange expression on his face and behind his teeth. this is wrong, so you go to the stands. unfortunately, but isn't it there , you go there only when you went to the bank and answered incorrectly, do you want who will help answer this question? i ask victoria ignatieva, the city of borovichi, novgorod region, school number two, i think maybe he concluded that since he smiled, she was completely healthy. very categorical. well, okay, not
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absolutely more or less great. what's better if the healer makes the patient smile? this is the best sign. girls, right? a medal, but the fact is that everything is for the order, because we have a medal, it will come, and in the end it turns out. we have one. great, we need one more time. good answer. marriage, i forgot everything, because the last one is next. forgot the same imaginary sick hero
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reports. what is his doctor, mr. purgon? a beautiful surname told him to walk around the room 12 times back and forth in the morning. except i forgot to ask him. admits argon oh, what i forgot to ask, i'm because mariana runs over, forgive not only doctors, well, very well on the sick, and they are a dime a dozen. perhaps he forgot to ask about whether it is necessary to take the paste incorrectly after each drink back. you go with a free kick, because on the green track you can make mistakes twice into the next stage. i saw your hand, it is fixed, but there are other people. but
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can alexander still be to him? give us still no. if malysheva says what to ask him. i will not argue boy. and what is your name? alexander kelesh, the village of lesnoy korpus, who did lisinsky agree with? it seems to me that he forgot to ask, from which side to start from which side of the room should he start moving, you know at the enclosure. i don't know how it's written. i didn't read the original. i am reading the answer to you, because right there the essence is important. they letter that asks, that's just me i forgot to ask him, how should i walk, along or across? i think the answer is correct. or maybe it was all correctly counted, we would have released and awarded this person. please
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be free with a clear conscience even with an order thanks to malysheva you have no choice, you only have marriage, because the last is written next. the last is the last. to whom in the imaginary patient the main character wants to marry his daughter angelica and why without fail for this person in your eyes? something i think you will answer. you give her dr. diafurus has been mentioned before, and he has a son. he has tom's diaphrase, as she put it this splendidly. i absolutely stumble on this. deya has a son there, matiev rus, and he wants to give his daughter to liku for him, because he will become a doctor, he writes scientifically for work, and he will treat. the actual organ. that is, it is convenient for him to have, uh, a doctor at hand
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, a girl, well done. that's right. read out yuri pavlovich speaks and explains well, because i feel sick and weak, i want my his son-in-law would be editors, so that they would help me, so that the sources of medicines that i need, you can immediately see what a whole price list goes for the consultations and prescriptions of doctors i need elena vasilna. were in the bosom, elena vasilievna of my family. this is how he answers. nothing i have to say now. kristina motova from st . petersburg is leaving us because she won the yellow lane and goes to the semi-finals of the all-russian
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clever and clever humanitarian olympiad because she is the very christina damn, she's smart. i can't do anything further, because you had two mistakes or else we'll take a chance and play. let's in a comedy and in the same lazy sick. we have an imaginary patient, the body is indignant. i was afraid that elena vasilyevna would be indignant in the same way. your molière says he is quite insolent with his comedies, such respectable people are a good subject for ridicule. how are the doctors? how does he correct his brother? belt, who is a wise man and mahler feels the same as you
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feel elena vasilievna, so we really need these words, as he recovers, he cleans up. he molière says that he is not laughing at doctors. but over the fact that they are exactly, i can’t say, but over the fact that they take on, it’s not their job and they can’t cure it. well, in general, almost right. ridicule, do not need doctors. please read the correct answer. he says. moliere does not make fun of doctors, he shows the funny side of medicine. well, you made me do it. it was the correct answer. it was still a holiday, because
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two were on the green carpet. although she got around two correct answers. she gave it to a girl. epilogue question number one in molière , the word panacea is used several times. what does panacea mean, as a cure for all diseases? i have it in the comment. the panacea of the medieval alchemists called the imaginary all healing means. give the girl a medal. and she
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has a medal, so she passes our medal and it turns out. question number two in the comedy tradesman in the nobility of jourdain, the main character you will see that now i am from head to toe, and grandfather how should i make myself from indian fabric, my dressing gown tailor assures that everything means in the morning wears such bathrobes. and what kind of fabric is this? you can ask in the comments it says? maria kuznetsova the city of tambov is a network he was very reddock. yes, the old name of chintz, which was brought from india in the seventeenth century, was a luxury medal. question number three for some reason called
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mademoiselle was a married woman, what do the comments say? roman petrov gymnasium 23 vladimir think madamazelle addressed to all women and with the corpse of the aviary. this is such a custom, why such slings of the maldir? i don't know, it's just what happened despicable profession some kind of actress. what madame madame is serious, yet correctly answered. what caring doctor do you accept?
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thank you very much, not like the history of medicine, like the plast of development on which it stands, because now it has a second renaissance, in my opinion, i thought, because i would never won in your transfer, because they require other skills. and these kids. they are great i studied at school brilliant she graduated with a gold medal, but these are completely different things to study well and participate in competitions, because these competitions require. in the super-curricular program they require the ability to study well and to study extra they require a paradoxical mind. how is your mind? when do you look for an attentive patient in a moliere? something like that, you won’t pay attention to something paradoxical dead woman - this is a rarity. and these
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all the children they are brilliant and lucky that they are sitting here and lucky that this has become a movement yuri pavlovich i must turn to myself and to my hometown, kemerovo there is no city of kemerovo, representatives, kemerovo how is it, maybe? i don't believe. how do you get enough? i am a disciplined person in the main and people who just work like clockwork work next to me. how do you select these people? this is one of the most difficult problems. and you know, people choose themselves , what's in medicine, what's here, because these professions require resistance to stress, therefore unstable people. they are going away. here, only what counts in the frame, just as in medicine, counts, only the result does not play any role and does not even ask. why didn't medicine teach this and teaches this? of course, work on television, so the weak just leave, and the rest remain
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enough for the family. enough for a family, because this is the most important thing in my life and i celebrate 35 years of marriage with my husband igor baby, who gave me the name of two wonderful sons and a family in the most beautiful sense of the word. i just wanted to say that today's program was dedicated to doctors. and this is very important to understand, and the doctor, the holy profession, talked about this, guys. and this is a direct delusion, because then some perverts become saints. but in general, this is a painfully difficult and infinitely interesting profession, with great dignity, which makes it possible to live a life and a profession with medical anecdotes with great dignity. this nobody does not understand. they are born in moments of medical tragedy when you have to laugh out loud to survive. so when my dad had a very serious alzheimer's disease and
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lived with him all the time, my mother and, as we all understood, my mother is a doctor and at some point, uh, it often happens that people living nearby. they do not fully realize that this is happening and is happening irrevocably. and one day my mother called me and the killed one absolutely said. dad talks to mirrors. i do not know what to do. and i came home, dad spoke to the mirror and mirror. he spoke immediately. leave this house. highly respectable people live here, and my mother sat, heartbroken, who finally realized piercingly that all this had happened. and it is irretrievably this person is no more, and i hugged my dad and put him to sleep. in general, somehow he calmed down and returned to his mother. and i had nothing to say to my mother, that is, it was a terrible scene. mom is scary. there is just such a medical anecdote. the psychiatrist discharges the patient and it hurts. thank you. i
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now know that i am not a seed. i am human. this sounds proud. and so, they say goodbye, the patient walks. and it seems like lord, thank you that i at least someone flew out the source at the door and the patient looks in and the doctor says. i know that i am not a seed. the hen knows, i came to my mother. i'm talking mom. dad knows that he is not a seed, but the hen does not, and mom laughed, and we hugged. and so our other life began in full understanding, and it began anyway with the laughter of some kind of exhalation, and this is the essence of medical jokes, therefore our profession is like this know its cruelty, what is that we are not judges. and every time i go to work. what a blessing that for us there is no religion, no color, no skin, no nationality, no political convictions. we
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only have the task of helping and saving elena vasily, i take my words back, you are not a saint because you are popular with me. you explained to me popularly, to become a saint one must die. i really want you to live as long as possible, but i'm sure. that when that moment comes saint i will explain to you why, because you have treated or explained. how to be treated millions of people that is you have no way out. malysheva you will be a saint, but for now, stay with us. and long live your programs, please. let them out, do not listen to what the spiteful critics say. many simply do it out of envy or because you are lenochka.
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