creative meetings, as, for example, in ulyanovsk usually it is necessary to say in museums more often quietly than loudly, but this is clearly not the day, even if it’s time for the smallest visitor to go to bed a night of art cancels these rules too, right? yeah , after all, this is the case when there is an opportunity to enjoy the moment the bustle of the day is already behind and even well-known places are transformed under the cover of night. i have never seen kherson candle. especially in such a beautiful evening illumination of emotions, as if you are walking some kind of middle ages, along these the streets are absolutely crowded. so everyone will have their memories under the moon, provided that the day before you did not stay at home cheerful and resourceful first quarterfinals

of the kvn major league partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff he is the only one good evening, dear friends, we are waiting for a series of

quarterfinals, and the quarterfinals are always excitingly unpredictable, but all the more interesting and now i will say a phrase that i have long dreamed of saying, we are starting kvn one more team, by the way, will pass by the decision of the jury at the end of the last quarterfinal. so the selection will be really tough and the teams will be the first to try to pass it, which i will be happy to introduce the team of synergy university under named yura city moscow kvn team

of stavropol state agrarian university under the name of the same stavropol territory kvn team ip bondarev city of nadym yamalo-nenets autonomous okrug team representing oryol state university, which is called rovenki st. petersburg state university of industrial technologies and designs represents the kvn teams of poetess and one more university team, the team of the moscow aviation institute

, it is up to our team to choose the best of these teams dear jury, which today includes viktor vasiliev, vadim galygin valdis pelsh alla mikheeva and yuri aksyuta everyone is here, in my opinion, we need to start the teams. good luck everyone. i hope you will not surprise anyone, then the first

competition will be a greeting. i personally played them 20 times, this is only above the league and the first to start greeting the kvn team are those very old regions. what else stavror is nothing that we represent, stavropol territory, amirchik, come on without polish, it’s better just old like that. well, take it away. it's all fast. lyosha is another such trick. i will apply method aa-ee knock out the little one. so go seryozha, so he went before the fortune teller game. yes, you yourself will die.

where was seryozha? i found a choir fire for the game. well , what kind of choir is this straight away. i just straightened out the girls' standings. seryoga hammer if i add a couple of zeros, that's it, i drove there chacha 4.000 degrees. and let's, like on a new lada without airbags with god hello moscow

let's present to the program voice 60+ invited prokhor chaliapin to the jury rise people work at the chemical plant. let's go yeah . very sensible prostitute. hi beauty. how much bro? it's not worth it. friends, it

seems to us that not in any clothes you can pick up a child from the playground. let's go. and we noticed that the groom's gifts on let's get married every year is becoming more and more creative, and now victor the mouse is rushing onto the stage.

no, it is visible, and help, please. and any serious event in the village with officials looks exactly like that. we will not. i am residents of the village of belaya kalitva in moscow is raffling off

car keys for participation in the elections. we in the mayor's office also put and decided to muscovites. well done now for us. finally, they brought us to the village, vee's satellite or whoever it was at the bus stop with powdered, and the whole meeting is over, goodbye. we need to go. the same 4.000°. oh day. friends, well, at the end, a little story back in 1977, when kvn closed one of the games, alexander vasilyevich maslyakov held one of the games in stavropol at the agricultural academy - this is pure truth,

here are the archival photographs. this why did we once give alexander vasilyevich maslyakov the opportunity to play kvn with us now? please give us one more opportunity to play kvn at the end of the game, we remember the very ones you have, thank you on the stage of the major league of kvn ip bondarev and to start our performance we decided based on the most discussed series of this autumn, the dragon's house. to take the iron throne, they were ready for anything. and

then the true heir came out and said. help, i haven't looked. yes, enough clowning around to you that it was difficult to watch the series, your majesty. right now you decided to look about people, you thought, i brought a book there to inspect. and we let's go straight to the song with pleasure. we drove to the first channel for galustyan's song thank you

dance helps us. dropped from the start. come on, we are ipshniks, we are used to it. hi, moscow well, let's get to know our employees right away. this is andrew schmuck guard. uh, i didn’t understand where andreevich was. yes, i’m here. what are you doing there? work as a security guard? don't fuck yourself! oh, by the way, she reacted the same way at first. why does ale need a bodyguard? she is the most friendly person in the world. you were n't stuck with her. and the schedule there, to be honest, it’s difficult 700, which means that the make-up artist is eight a hairdresser at

10 manicures and only then the food is taken away by alla handsome , the guards, after all, or you need it normally. in general, i am a court that i am right-handed. listen andrey let's go for garlic, well, he can't smell like cheburekts with his hands. so andrei come back or tell me that you have a toy gun, and i will sprinkle you with water . ok then. i'm drunk. excuse me, allah, but i want to be with him. well, we continue. it's me bondarev the owner of a plumbing store. recently, another store was opened here, by the way, the most successful businessman in the smoke was present at the opening. by the way, he then lit up the shops. yes, i understand. it is necessary to grow, well, how long can you sit on plumbing

while you are sitting without a leg, well, andrey guys, in short, in addition to plumbing, we will deal with import substitution with you. it's like it's very simple pasha is simple, but where are we, for example, cardboard, we will take the doctors we know. what will we do with iphones? or maybe it's better to make your own? here the first domestic microchip, by the way, was made without a single nail. what is a microchip. are you not at all embarrassed that even in its name there is the word micro. oh, egorka calm down the name superjet is also the word super. zhorik is silent. i

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can i have a question? how much is bitcoins worth now? how little, actually, it's been a joke before it's been a joke before. and if my dad didn’t include his country house in the final declaration, it’s good that you asked about it, it’s bad that you asked it on federal channel. went. wait, actually, at the end. we have to surprise everyone so that they remember us for sure. send godmother. wait, what did you say ip bondarev nothing personal, just business. we have always

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ladies, of all stripes, like in poker quads, how few combinations maybe stronger than maria gentlemen call the queen of spades some tremble before her others call and lenochka is a teacher, yes, we are called worms for 30,000 a month somehow wriggles. and veronica is a lady booby, why is her face very similar? so after all, they are not a bit similar, but you zoom in. here it is. here it is, here it is. and i kozyrnaya is the most excellent. you are not kozyrnaya. you are more like a podkolodnaya, then. we are at home do not quarrel. but evgeny is our knave and

why jack well, i knew that evgeny is also not visible to you, the second half of the body? vasilisa's metaphors about cards are elegant, but i remind you that kvn is not a casino, don't talk nonsense maslyakov himself, the legislator of the rules, put everything on black. thank you for the graceful introduction. perhaps, then i myself will continue to present in vasilisa’s poems there is nothing philosophical about these, but the people she prefers bach and tchaikovsky about all this kind of music, which is why she already banged and washed down with tea. imagine something from the latest released new iphone we will definitely like it. after all, he is very similar to russia, it seems, everything is the same, but it has become more expensive.

let's continue the presentation maria writes about love. the dream of any hussar caresses the strings of the heart, as if the guitars of maria are not the guitar of the aduk, armenians all flock to her sound. and we bring you out like a piano. why did you get it , but yesterday two men hardly lifted you into the apartment of other metaphors, pick up for performances did not work. well, why are you double bass, well, behind the cabinet ukulele. so mock everyone, learn from maria, she has achieved a lot in her years maria how old are you 17, but it's 32 on the bridge exchange . i'll tell you like a man. i thought a feminist so let's continue the show. elena

writes and the kids are a teacher from god, single three cats everything is according to the classics, but she knows the duration of the lesson up to a second, because lena's clock is ticking too loudly. lena read something positive , i can’t hide my admiration when reading children’s essay earlier in europe everyone was on vacation, but now, like me in tuapse lena, you write such poems for children, not only recently i published a collection of modern children's poems attention to the screen. the new disney little mermaid in shock dolphin horse and moray eel like passing the mermaid to kneel do you think

the children will find out about this interesting, well, it's better from me than somewhere on the entrance to the performance. here veronica of poetry will not remain silent about acute issues, an important bird is a large fish, but somehow it is not edible. i can describe the moralization openly. about their orientation in in this regard, i want to ask a question, but our football players are going to be silent for a long time. humor has to be subtle no, nothing more subtle than haiku. yes, what did you get from us that it is eastern poetry that will be interesting to the viewer, only

subtle haiku can perfectly describe the modern world. a samurai with a sack over his shoulders watches the sun set in the swamp. domestic tourism. 11 bamboo stalks will not go to euro

2024 perhaps not everyone could understand women's poetry, but you can't understand the whole of russia with your mind. and what then is the question of a logical back of the head? well, it's kind of illogical. let's reason together to understand russia with a liver, each of us at least once tried, then woke up in the morning, although he understood, but could not say. lip russia does not understand, at least, all of russia as a whole. although if you specifically roll out your lip, you can

understand some subsidized region, russia cannot be understood with your eyes. here they paint a bench in the park in spring. let it be written on the board. let us be three times read to the eyes we do not believe we touch with our hands. nostril russia not to understand, although moscow and st. petersburg can be. well what conclusion follows from this simple? well, if the mind interferes with understanding, then through the body it is definitely not possible to achieve knowledge to understand russia only with the soul.

we subscribe under each line, st. petersburg culture poetesses dot we thank the government of moscow for help in organizing kvn games and the competition continues greeting kvn team yura city of moscow good evening friends. hello everyone, yura is on stage, how happy we are that this game is played by a charismatic talented leader. yes, yes, yes, finally, finally. where is alexander vasilyevich where is alexander vasilyevich

gar, actually mikhail galustyan is leading this game. i see it's cool, but why exactly he is, well, because he is very talented. look there yourself. they asked this is the creative path of mikhail galustyan, lord. what a difficult path from a poor armenian to a rich one, right? city well, please, don't distract mikhail from his responsible event today. behind him. can alexander vasilyevich ilyukh secretly observe misha more carefully now his whole life is in front of passed through the eyes. to be honest, i'm not

sure that this is the number everyone was waiting for. i have the number that everyone has been waiting for. so russia meet the king of great britain, charles the third. good evening friends. i'm carl tracy just say everyone remembers that you were prince charles, why did you choose the name carl well, think about it, you yourself have been living in the world for 70 years, doing nothing. you mind your own business. and then they tell you that you are the king. king charles king this is how you can pass any law, but if the house of lords approves, and you can remove any sanctions. well,

if the house of commons approves, and borisovna, which house did you lie in? and what are you doing at kvn well , you know, i came with a certain diplomatic mission. what do i report to you? fuck you . i am the king of great britain friends, well, for starters, the situation at the checkout in the supermarket. if cigarettes please, as you did to me. i 'll cheat on you with the first person i meet. a man who can make a girl el can a girl and a brazier

and to make it even more offensive for you, i'll cheat on you with the cashier and the supermarket. do you have vacancies? recently, it has become very expensive to collect children for school, and so imagine a father and son in a bookstore. 56 thousand rubles, well, look at me. first time class, he'll go straight seventh. we will remove it very much, the russian language is 2,000 rubles. do you understand? russian for 2.000 is not necessary somehow for free in the family we talk. let's move on to mathematics 1.350 rubles. this is also not necessary, which means 54 - 1.350. let 's leave the math. the basis of religion 1000 rubles and astronomy 1000 rubles in the portfolio will not fight, no, no need. well you only have

fiction. let's go through turgenev mumu there is not my dog, drowned is not necessary. dostoevsky crime and punishment this is about the bow. friends, many brands have been leaving russia lately. so imagine the airport, border control on a boeing, which also will not return, is

declared open. come i will give you a hug. thank you for leaving, zadolbali. we walk through these labyrinths for 3 hours, so that later she buys only a shark and a candle, goodbye. so iphone go hug everything the book is the best gift, but contactless, before goodbye. let's go without me. and who are you louis vuitton listen to the question from 90 percent of russians. what the hell are you doing, where did you sell it? in the most expensive place in your city on vagankovsky well, let's see how you are without our videos. and who are you, we say the site is not for all public services, or what? goodbye. hi hi. and who are you? i'm

jameson whiskey i'll never drive you, huh? i 'm not the one who sees you off, it's more fun with me. i am a local, i am from balashikha. boarding on the flight is over , flights from kazakhstan arrived make a cool memorable number and to do this

we need one person's help. valdis can you price. thank you. thank you for agreeing. a please go behind the screen. everything was explained there, they are preparing this number. you know, we felt a bit like konstantin, too, what's going on? meet me on the stage in valdis pelsh this is a sawing trick, but before we show the number there is a little background attention to the screen yura 5 4 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 5 5 5 of the trick a

figurehead is used, vitalka you are free today today everything will be -really. well, well done? guess the tune, what are you doing? you really want to saw the baldis in half. in the sense of the favorite number four on his favorite four parts of us, please let him sleep. he can't even talk here at five. yes, calm down, please, he is in good standing with alexander vasilyevich, maybe valdis will lead the next game. let me cut it, that's all. no. here, of course, in russia one is now biting elbows, not on their channel they are sawing the best. in short. come

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hid underground, because not everything can be cured with drugs or with the help of an operation, the life of other prime ministers. tomorrow, on the first, the competition continues greetings from the kvn team rovenki radiki

rovenky beautiful oasis of khrushchev in the middle of hogweed no, you know, we even have people like one family living in apartments, no one closes the bike at all. he throws theft unattended. the truth goes wild, but as a family, they even wanted to build a metro, but then the nineties defaulted. gubin got carried away with something, they forgot. not well, but but we know how to deal with any problem. just to the problem you need to add the word festival of unemployment - festival of stray dogs.

leaky asphalt oh, not life, but it's not asking for locusts in a shirt, it's pavel vitalievich by the way, he works in the administration as the minister of mood. pashka and what for, she is the minister of mood. oh, you are so beautiful here. okay , okay, let it be small. the sound on the sounders is that spassky gypsies are returning? very funny. actually, we are parallel importers. wow, and this

what is sumkin's son? more respectfully, nikolai is the face of parallel imports; for 20 years he has been transporting honey from rovenky to moscow. well, what's parallel here? in parallel, all iphones are needed. how much did i go to iran i bought, but i give it away. goods are full of sharks from ikea engines for boeing smart home system itself from europe for the winter erdogan jacket left for the winter, double-sided understood the joke

everything let's blow over there around the corner. for the seventh grade well, young people? muraveykovskaya dentistry when you have already treated me will now get rusty come down.

at the rovenky pillow factory. what is it? i ask you what is it, what is pasha goose? first you need to kill. then peel off and only then believing in the pillow. and the most difficult thing in the work of the rovenkovsky housing and communal services is to set the optimal temperature for the heating season. good, normal

but boring, vitalic, dreamer. you just need to watch rovenki tv good evening, dear viewers and those who accidentally stumbled upon our chat roulette. no it's not at an electronic cigarette exploded in the fifth grader's mouth. this is my co-host nikolai will open our broadcast of the erotic version of the film elusive avengers

so, if you see any problems with nikolai's thyroid gland, please call. yes, kolya , it is a little noticeable that you opened iodine with your teeth. but she is waiting for action, a demonstration performance of the legendary rovenky stuntmen. sometimes

actors do not want to perform even the most simple tricks, and then cheap rovenkov stuntmen come to their aid. alexei will show the trick, who was replaced by dmitry dyuzheva greet the commoner fine pavel kiss the woman this trick was too tough, yes, not kozlovsky fantasy. by the way, pavel also kissed a man for renata litvinovury performs the tricks of mikhail galustyan writes songs for super

zhorik no, well, in general, class, in kind, clearly boys. well, it's time to say goodbye to you in the studio was. i'm victoria and the new hollywood little mermaid

pass oryol state university juice youth and completes the cheers contest, the team of the moscow aviation institute appeared, they were my chosen capable forces. thoughts raise metal to the air of sheep, he is an engineer

well, finally, finally, you applaud the aircraft designer. they successfully landed on the plane to these upstarts from the cockpit. engineers on the stage are people who look like the russian economy is standing on its feet. after all, it was not a healthy leader who gathered the guys to show you russian scientists. here they are the official representatives of wounds, hematomas , concussion fractures. guys, 1/4 we are one step away from the final, we have an ambitious task ahead of us

glorify science. show that modern advanced engineers. and we are advanced in it, even a gay lyoshka appeared in it. i told you that the advance payment is on mondays. are we not distracted? how will we surprise the audience, i am a kazakh funny. i'm not really kazakh. well, zhenya played everything and that's enough. yes, i know the kazakh language. well, how will it be in kazakh? okay, everyone played and that's enough, astana. here are some actual jokes - that's good. we will now glorify engineers so much, you just need to believe yourself. here you are cyril come here. you are in who did you dream of being as a child? no one. well, you see, it came true and it will work out here. guys, we need to show people our strengths. here we

pashka promotes a healthy lifestyle, you hear, i know the secret point now i will press and your body is a khan. i understand that you have already pressed it. you don’t have the legs of a pants grinder, if lithuania can be put on woolen pants forever with electricity , that’s all. stop so i do not understand what you are having fun, no one bothers that we have gucci leaving the country. ai kiruh, where are you? where are you gucci it's like the endless beauty of the cosmos and some splashes on the hood. in general , guys, if we win today, i'll take you to a restaurant tomorrow. tomorrow you what do you do, yes, as always, what, as always, zhenya, it’s not clear for you what you always do. why are you floating down the river like a snag? kneel in the shower

or do you fall for a hundred meters? guys, the image of engineers depends on our performance, boy agrees with me. i'm actually a girl. nature has rewarded you with a beautiful slender male body. in this team, many of this only dream of. yes, i'm really a girl, i even have a boyfriend. so okay, kid with you, along the way, it's useless to talk to you. listen, well, you're normal. as you can see, i don't understand at all how you got into our team without a single defect, what's your name? my name is arkady figa, what did viy's companion do right in the adam's apple? meet this is my boyfriend. arkady they never delay his salary, because when they delay him, he

comes to the accounting department and says. there is even one the woman gave birth prematurely, although she was not pregnant. in general, i want to marry him, it will not work. why won't they let me go to church? guys, well, what kind of nonsense, and i brought you here to glorify science. and you are arguing some nonsense . in general, while something normal. do not show i will not go on this stage. what, f seems to glorify science. it is necessarily strange, of course, to show the work of my whole life in a humorous program, but i will try especially for those who are not surprised that i am kazakh. an invention that will turn the whole scientific world upside down

and why is such a name still obvious in a tow truck is it convenient to carry with you if there is a tow truck? and how to use it, you don’t need to use it, you just need to be proud, because russia was the first who invented it. oh guys, i think i know how to liberate you, what is it? well, remember i told you that on fridays i meet with a psychologist. that's it, that's alcohol, we won't drink it. so so. if you don't drink now, i will forbid you to watch the most beautiful flaps compilations. ugh, what a

vile, disgusting tasteless drink of the gods. i am so sexy. you are not alone, bro. beauty, drunken engineers on the kvn stage returned to their roots. kiryu, how are you? so come on, come on, wait, breathe the rest, how do you feel? this is your bullshit,

she scratched my money. went to hell. live what did you yourself understand the garbage? this is the pride of the country, hey freak. what did you say? the showdown between us is understood by the police. why are you crying? have you been afraid since childhood? babayka comrade lieutenant, i'm not babayka well, that's it, pray. we can go to the bar to order tequila and you can drink it from my belly. ugh,

boy, let's go without it. i'm not everything everything, calm down. you are not a boy, you are a man. and with this, everything is fine. everything is fine. okay , it's guys, guest actor. he just agreed to help loosen you up, and the bottle was actually made from sugar. so don't worry. we have a problem. the fact is that 10 minutes before the performance. i saw pashka eating a sugar bottle in the dressing room. so this quickly to the hospital, and we finish.

well, in general, everything turned out a little, of course, not as planned. yes, but to be honest, on paper there was something else. oh well, it worked out the way it did. yes, the main thing is not this, the main thing is that we say these words in kvn at the presentation of a new aircraft. the team of the moscow aviation institute, if you don't like something, ride the trains. well, the

greeting is played, the jury fills in electronic protocols, based on the maximum of five points, and for the teams the first moment of truth comes. i invite them to the stage. dear judges, please show your scores to the teams in the order of their performance, the same four five. ip bondarev four four five five poets four four five, four five kvn team yura all judges five points kvn team rovenki

all judges 5 points and kvn team team of the moscow aviation institute 5 points exactly and we are ready to announce the average marks for the greeting. the very same 4.2 points ip bondarev 4.4 points poetess 4.4 points yura five points exactly rovenki 5 points exactly my team five points, exactly we have always admired you , who believe in yourself and reach for the stars, you country on which the sun never sets, and we do everything to have the right to say tinkoff bank photo in russia our own style and perfect

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well, the next competition will be biathlon the first three rounds, just jokes, and then short songs, which quotes call carapules. well, let's go the first round of two jokes, a mother of many children can lay out the word goat? if a woman falls asleep during sex, then she trusts you. the guard-mekhalych from the village of privolnaya has been using

vpn for a long time; recently, when biden leaves the white house for a walk, a note with a return address is put in his pocket. such a grandfather. ip bondarev the boy rolled so hard on the swing that he saw why mom and dad sent him for a walk on the street? escort agency dmitry guberniev is our girls. replaces cherry plum green ride, yellow. notice the red. collar in order to somehow relieve the load from the massage parlors in rovenki opened a tire service with a

continuation. poets please, olya realized that the guy was cheating on her with the nurse, because the scratches on the back were carefully treated with green paint. the police arrived too early, so they stood at the head of the column at the gay pride parade. my, please, volleyball player got up at 6:00 in the morning and immediately began to play, because whoever gets up early, god gives him. the engineer laid linoleum with squares and then told everyone that he had 400 squares in his apartment. well, dear judges, we are waiting for your first decision c00.5. i remind you,

if there is any doubt, you can make a penalty lap one three five six still in a circle bondarev the poetess and the team of the moscow aviation institute one more shot of money only for mayonnaise, so he brushed his teeth with mayonnaise. it doesn't work out you climb something. if no one passes by the entrance for a long time, then the oldest grandmother has the right to call the younger one a prostitute. poetess centipede ran stumbled and trampled the fuck on herself. my angry dog ​​ran down the street, and then

she began to walk more calmly, because she saw the sign. be aware of dogs. well, the yura team is leaving . unfortunately? yura team 0.5 thank you again for two jokes a shoemaker from stavropol swears only in two cases, when he hits his finger with a hammer and when he misses. houses saved light, so the children did their homework very quickly during lightning. i ask ip bondarev, the cleaner of the jewelry store is late in the evenings after work and turns into a queen for half an hour. the homeless man got on the morning bus and it immediately became clear who was in a hurry to work and who was not? rovenki instead

agree. the rovenky pig farm needs smm-workers to clean the manure, twist the tails of the pigs and targeting whatever it means. muskrat and nutria met, got confused and forgot who is who? another boy was so nervous before the exam, that he gave the teacher a bottle of cognac and a song. mine poured so

much toxic waste into the river that at some point the beavers spat on the dam and left for a drug trip across south america. a goat ran away from the satanists and that's it, the goat will no longer be. so who is leaving us this time, earning 0.6 of the team the same 0.6 points. four teams continue to fight in the third round . announcement

at job interview people would like required can compose which invitations to interview texts. in rovenki, they believe that kai metov is a dragon. otherwise, how to explain that he appears once a year on city day, takes money from the virgin and is guilty? what was your name? the level of the alabai that broke the chain changed the scheme of all urban transport. the poetesses are a very intractable mess, yet, as it were, they are not confused yet. even if you drink

vodka with tea with cinnamon, then you get the feeling of a stormy party and home comfort at the same time. few people know that the crab stick of drunks is relay. even as many cradles flowed, right? surprisingly , the band-aid somehow works like a band-aid. how about a watering can? no? the poetess is leaving us. thank you very much. thank you. and now let's move on to the

songs and i want to remind the judges that it is not necessary to evaluate the quality of the vocals here. the main thing is to be funny. i ask ip bondarev , the homeless ran in different directions, what do they have eagles or crows for dinner? i took the pie at home, wasserman oh, and i forgot which one i removed? he has been walking very sad for a month now, he smells like sauerkraut.

anton spent the night on a carpet of yellow leaves. bum, and a man in love autumn. the clouds are level, these are horses. thank you. sorry, i had to sign. someone baths livanul on the wires. vital do not

look, do not look at uranium, to remain as it is, to remain yourself. with genuine regret rovenki and finally play, maximum of one point between the remaining teams. so the final musical round of biathlon. let's go ip bondarev galustyan cool look can you hide a cat on your chest? and i play on the tablet in front of the homeless, i love it

humiliation tomorrow again. i like it when you walk around the apartment bald like bruce willis is my college. this is medieval, i raise my hands, there are exactly 20 of them. i need to clean up a little after the execution . so, to whom is 0.9 the score of ip bondarev 09 is mine? well, we can announce the sum of

points according to the results of two competitions, the same 4.8 points of the poetess 5.1 points of ip bondare, 5.3 points of yura 5.5 points. rovenki 5.8 points team my six points, rivne well, the teams have one more competition to play, which is called musical room. actually, everything is clear from the name, and my kvn team starts it.

well hello. it is necessary, perhaps, to explain why we look so simple the government ordered 300 russian-made aircraft 300 aircraft at $ 18 million each well, guys, keep the millionaire chicks on stage? and silver ladies and drank for a haircut, i was an outcast. and now the majordaie has gone.

i didn't expect the eighth credit right away. yes, the master of life here, he is a navigator, he became their gland. now open the door. i bought myself a minnow forty thousand. and burn and pimple meet the new world sex sim is not to be found.

i swallow champagne on my stomach with caviar and decide, bitch. i have the height of my ex-chick guys on the balcony. here i'm filming it, the last boycoz. i'm shorter than the imperial parties with a powerful female magnet to release timati you're just a kid you're a golden child, i'm a golden giant. well, how are you feeling? yes, in general, yes, so quietly, quietly, the customer calls that, and you decided to build new aircraft according to old drawings, what do you say, no, well, what kind of loans, that we are morons, finished loans under no signed a contract to take. yes, yes, and you have a good import substitution. so guys don't panic calmly , life doesn't end there. what are you, zhenya, i

don't want the abyss back. zhenya don't jump, eat hard to praise the game. i'm coming for you. okay, what do you want 15,000 rubles a month and a helicopter? zhen what the heck is my collectible model 6p, which pashka stole from my nightstand. yes, it's not me who tried to change for two weeks, rotten. so, come on, get down then you'll figure it out. guys, understand you don't need these money, and not only interfere, the artist must be hungry, but we are not artists, we are engineers lyoshka yes , this is a metaphor. in our country, in general, there are a lot of artists, engineers, doctors, teachers. no, we don't need money. don't have to think born with difficulty and

get into a sneaker fight over time refuse to earn so guys. let's make one last push, and then we'll all gobble up some sausage costumes together. engineers gray gods can raise. we are yours to fly.

the team of the moscow aviation institute, we are still with you such peaks, we will conquer wow. the kvn team the moscow aviation institute team thanks the alumni club the trade union committee of students and the entire mayov family for their support kvn yura team thanks the president of the synergy corporation vadim lobov and the rector of the university of synergy artyom vasilyev, as well as the national gas engine association represented by the executive director zinin vasily save on fuel, take care of open air we continue the music competition with the forces of the kvn team, those most stavropol territory heard the news. here is our

the irony of fate has already survived in hollywood in all cinemas in moscow. into the darkness of the theater our people set off the irony of fate is being re-removed, american history is now. it's either a musical or a horror movie. maybe we don't know the genre of fantasy. that's the irony. well, i don't know, we don't know, you think we can fantasize. so friends irony of fate in different genres look. every new year in the hands of men to live, and this time it will be loaded by a plane and it will fly to leningrad

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asked the ash tree where my beloved ash tree did not answer me shaking his head. okay, i'll refund you for the day. but love can't be returned. oh, go warm. let go, forget it and lead. he left in this the essence of the bablochik set off the last path. and watered well, how

did you survive? because you're waiting for the day. no, i've been waiting all my life only for you. read me lightly let's wait and see. friends, well, in the end, in fact, of course, we looked at this american irony of fate. do you know? what is the main irony is that they don’t get a damn thing with import substitution

thank you the kvn team expresses gratitude to the governor of the stavropol territory vladimir vladimirovich vladimir and also to the rector of the stavropol state agrarian university professor valentin sergeevich skripkin. we have always admired you for believing in yourself and reaching for the stars with you, living in a vast country on which the sun never sets, and we do everything to have the right to say tinkov bank photo in russia battle of undefeated world champion russian dmitry bivol 20 wins 11 knockouts against mexican challenger gilbert

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discoveries gold records everything that is always interesting for the first time today in a music competition for the first time literature, music and poetess. ladies, what outfits have a reason, of course, michael congratulations you are in the book of records. and for what for it? marina karina angela ruzan gulnara masha lera angelina natasha natasha natasha natasha natalya

the certificate of the russian book of records about the establishment of a new record is awarded to mikhail galustyan, who managed to advertise the maximum number of hairdressing salons you have achieved in show business , just leave at the peak, then we records this is good, only from us it should be that sounds in kvn for the first time i have a literary game. yes , we are like you, your ideal literary story is writing your first time i'll start the master and margarita beauty and it's a monster dunno eugene and what story

will describe your first time? well, something like it's hard to be a god. okay ladies, and besides the games you have prepared, listen to at least something eugene and enjoy every note. and the most poignant lines are always sore, no matter how you write. now in the hearts of all women lights will light up. after all, you will hear, not just lines, but our cry of the soul with you. how can a russian woman live without instagram, which is prohibited in russia,

flowers, champagne, expensive resorts? why now at all? tell it to us. let's go to hell in elevators remove mirrors. how do i know that my ex is following me and something new has come out of the marathons and how everyone will understand that i am a good mother. how do i know that the first snow has fallen. where to spread me the crunch of a french roll, i already started to miss the turks a little, there were no lights direct how do we find out if everyone is now dzhigan and volochkova where the twine is now sad, who falls asleep there at timati's

in the arms there may be. both volochkova and djigan covered themselves, but how much time was freed up for meetings? let's just all contact us let's move on. well, or we will all vkontakte but lives. well, we hope to see you soon, have a good day,

st . on stage, ip bondarev, you know, i will file for divorce, we will scatter in different directions. it doesn't matter who's right, who's wrong kukhnevich, what happened, are you

listening to the words of the song? yes, andrei on the right was a gypsy, i'm getting a divorce. today i wouldn’t sleep like that with a gypsy, i wouldn’t get divorced. oh well, but it was. in short, today we will look for a new woman in a musical number. i want after the musical number, so for what it turns out for the sake of one minute we will spend two already talking, in short, you will do everything that you know best only before. you were selling plumbing. and now it's selling me and how do we do it? well tell for all my pros. just watch and don't forget anything. let's try. beer who will open the eyes of the beer, who will open the eye of the beer to open what, then drink it? who can do it? here the question hung, will denis be able to have enough other advantages? let's eat who

will open the wine with your finger stop it? can you run? and about what then? well, about the fact that i'm enterprising? okay. he takes grain and water. and of them he says, the beer opens his eye. are you crazy, or what ? what are you doing telling the truth? yes, if only the truth is shown in advertising, no one does anything friends would buy is called all right. i'm leaving for transmission. let's get married money. i don’t want to upset you, but let’s get married recently closed, someone stole a campaign that he was going to meet them. okay, then i'll show the groom's surprise here. everyone go away, don't bother me. denis

denisovich maybe you shouldn't. i don't get angry. and who am i? why business? oh, this is a fan no choreography teacher. hold it so it doesn't turn into a ferris wheel. it's okay, keep it up. yes, there is a divorce for your mother and

wife, sit out of here, huh? together. honey, i looked at your number and changed my mind about getting a divorce tomorrow. let's today. another day with this last name i'm not going to do anything personal just business. kvn team ip bondarev

thanks the governor of the yamalo-nenets autonomous okrug dmitry andreyevich artyukhov, as well as the general director of gazprom dobycha limited liability company igor vasilyevich melnikov with his musical number on the stage of the rovenki kvn team about acquaintance with rovenki will be incomplete, if you do not visit rovenkovsky house of culture. good evening, dear ravenites, it is pleasantly floating in the hall. a mikron this means that we are starting our reporting concert, dear viewers, a dog giving birth at the entrance is not part of the performance. she doesn't need to

clap. you are distracting her. i could easily shine on the catwalks if i knew how to sew . this is for you sewing up an eternal classic muzzle brick. perfect for parking on the sidewalk and going to the doctor for a clean ask. a simpler rovenkov's casual face does not require

such care and it is not a pity to break it, the high-quality heavy luxury bureaucratic muzzle will not crack. when a higher official appears, he turns into a simpler face. minecraft demonstrates glamor crazy sexy muzzle you can't go out into the street like that, and a kamennout won't make himself. thank you it was quite. we are very pleased that the honored artist has been invariably present in the hall for many years .

benjamin piano to scatter his ashes. this is where his desire was. we warned you not to hand over your jackets to the cloakroom, we didn’t listen without eyelets, get the team of our cloakroom attendants with your signature number. don't worry about your valuables, where do you get valuables from?

here it is rovenkovsky knitted orgasm. i remind you that tomorrow at 14:00 on the stage of the palace of culture they will inject their own similar to biden. yes, yes, you didn't hear at 14:00. so it's time for the final

song, usually at the end they just sing a beautiful composition. and it seems to us that art in the first place turn should teach something right? we pull the part will go for a year in time

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you need to say goodbye to maslyakov, this is the hope of looking at the eyes . i can play the song on the guitar. i have no indent talent scar from victory can show to help my favorite team right now on stage getting married, but for the sake of victory. i'll renew to do everything i can, let's all marry her. i am for you. i'll get married. on oleg, this is not customary in our country, if one day the hot sun becomes cold as morning ice, if winter returns in a hot summer and writes white snow will fall, wait for us what? we can boast of the four trusted, we are in front of

everyone that our world has sat this game. ilyukh wait , this is not an adviser. and i invited them from my tver to the songs to help me go to voice my own. he is happy if the guys get an a, then at the door, i will buy an mri machine for the guys. and what's more, on the stage, perhaps he becomes an assistant for you, those who come brought me so to the device. daring now seems to be now and the child will definitely be able to catch an ovation. how to do it, what do you think? alla mikheeva you are my mother. guys i think we

did everything possible, to win today we need to do the impossible let's go. i'll stay with you until spring. and i’m getting divorced right now, what kind of act? why don’t you shut up, but i guys will stay with oleg, i’ve somehow got used to him guys, that’s all, when it’s too usual, what did the song give us, the mountains did the customs, no one else walks the jump. what are they likely to remember, what are our songs words about, perhaps, you are entertaining, you look among the men of a dangerous person. will surprise.

my uncle i'm tired of offering you the guys i came up with, the singer certainly can't play the drums. and what's unusual here, and so.

friends, we just did the impossible that we came up with belarusian rock everything that is possible and impossible to do everything. only one question worries us. valdis, what else do you need? friends at the end we would like to say why we are now this song, if you believe very strongly, then everything impossible will become possible. let's believe together and everything will work out. yura team, city of moscow

well, finished the competitive performances first 1/4 finals of the major league, i invite all teams to the stage. state corporation rosatom has prepared a special prize for the team that won the biathlon competition, humor is an inversion of common sense. so to say, smile of reason, the prize smile of reason from rosatom goes to the kvn team mine. dear judges, i propose to share your good

impressions of the game. please, baldi with the oven. i probably will no longer do two things to put yuri b. look, there's a three, which is a good score. it's satisfactory. and secondly, i will no longer give rovenki a jacket for numbers. don't do this, please, they are swindlers. another wish for kvn. buy a stand for zhenya, he could perform much funnier if she got him a nose. a very good quarterfinal. keep it up well done guys. vadim galygin good evening friends. er, well, first of all. i would like to note that i came here just to laugh, and i managed to do it today. charming cute

wonderful poetess is very difficult in this genre. eh, let's say fight. eh, being only in poetic form. maybe this today. well so to speak. uh, you missed other jokes, that is, beautiful poems, good thoughts, but here it was very smart and sharp, but less funny than the guys who amused me the most today. these are, of course, engineers. well, some kind of permanent some kind of light air madness. there is no other way i can describe what is happening. here, as if, as if you are watching one big cool series. everything is very easily accessible, and for me today the favorites were the markets. thank you very much. good evening everyone. i watch kvn every time three times in different states. one time out

hall once in the editing and the third time. e on the air. somehow, i didn’t just fall in love with this game, i somehow completely grew into it, or what? and yes, indeed , games are different, not quite always even, and today was a holiday for me of humor. i laughed, probably more than just in this chair. e, sitting in the hall. thank you very much. you are wonderful talented young fresh bright and, of course, rovenka's favorite for me today you just brought me to tears. thank you very much. thank you alla mikheeva please. to be honest, i don't i know what you're thinking, but it seems to me that i have a child of just an adult. i don't think he is successful. he should help me, so i

accept him. so i wanted to thank you for the game, of course you are all charming. you are all unique yes, uh someone may need to find a little more zest, but mine and rovenki today you are my love. viktor vasiliev, please, good evening, dear friends, but since it happened that i am already speaking extremely to the jury. yes, apparently, like yulia solomonovich, but i won't be for long. true, i won't be long. you know, today i was sitting watching it, though i agree with all the members of the jury that it was very fun. it was very cool. here. by the way, i also somehow opened iodine with my teeth, that’s green and potassium permanganate, but i want to tell you guys about something else, you know, in the kvn anthem in our songs that everyone knows there are such words again in our hall there is no empty space. it means humor raises the flag. it seems to me that today you raised it to such a

high level by uniting it. in fact around him all hmm those who believe in the best. oh right they said kvn team yura ah, you need to believe in the best and i personally believe. thank you friends for giving us all this confidence. thank you. thanks to the jury and now the scores for the musical number. the team of the moscow aviation institute i ask 4 5 5 4 4 the same stavropol territory, four five four four four poetesses, st. petersburg, four, four, five four four ip bondarev four four four all hundreds four points

rovenka state orlovsky all judges 5 points and kvn team yura synergy four five five five and finally, we are ready to announce the final result of the game. those same nine points exactly the poetess 9.3 points ip bondarev 9.3 points yura 10.3 points my team 10.4 points rovenki 10.8 points