thank you thank you after that i have to leave. and here is the buzz that is not

described at all. good evening. i am glad to meet you, being here on this stage by lot. today i’m leading me to hold today’s game in confidence and i immediately admit that it’s still habitual for me to look at kvn, if i’m on stage a little from the side, i’ll go take a look, we start kvn dear friends, today we have to see

the second quarter of the final game of the season and i represent its members. chulym novosibirsk region representing the russian university of economics named after plekhanov, which is called ivan ivanov city of moscow

only three of the teams competing today will go to the semi-finals, the rest will have to rely on e-e dobor. after the end of this stage of the tournament, well , one should not hope, especially there will be only one lucky one, but nevertheless, there is such a chance, but today they will make fateful decisions. general director of channel one nailed to our shores, which personally makes me very happy. uh, the composer, musician, conductor sergei zhilin relatively recently stood at this place

valdis, the decoration of our animals, actress alla mikheeva and here a couple of words for the first time a person at the judge's table, although almost 10 years in kvn is quite a successful team. but for some reason, i'm sorry, i remembered a certain amount of time ago, kvn players were invited to shoot the program what where when we went to win. there was also this person who

could not answer a single question. and nevertheless 10 years of kvn the captain of the most popular team aleksey krivenya russian road well, friends, good luck to everyone. well, endless possibilities of greeting contest every time shows the next generation. i hope that today the teams will still try to surprise us with at least something. so greetings from the kvn dew team, russia

you should immediately be warned by the ken ross team in the 1/4 of the major league, as it seemed in the solarium. if not for a series of random circumstances we would not be here, in general, everything is ready for triumph. so , this is all our creation. in fact, he is no longer a young man. congratulations on the change. how dare you, i'm actually proud of my heterosexuality. so de? d. that's it, anya it would be better to look at yourself. i have a hand

light. it cannot be that the whole person is a heavy hand light. really like a baby's ass in the forest team with a fourth, who looks like a priest on your dad amirtiva lvovich with static electricity shandars. no, so let's go without incident for now. start, because few people know you are a snake, but there is such a profession to make waves on mashed potatoes. michael, you have been working with us for a long time, it

's time to say little potato surfers do not exist. it seems to us that at every airport there is some kind of demigod who decides from the plane. you will go to hands or go by bus? madam, there is a plane from nizhny novgorod, where are they? in the hands of a bus from yekaterinburg to a bus from turkey, a rested full board of screaming children, but a

woman crosses the bus through the territory. how long do i have to wait for a flight? 40 what? give the passenger lavrentiya here, urgently go for a drawdown to simferopol, lord, at least do something useful, this does not exist, not a person, not a flight, because the case during the demolition of dilapidated housing was so rushed. no, woman. your house is in the demolition program

. yes, i already noticed that they are in school repair. let us help you get it off. no, i'm naked. why didn't you move to the apartment that you were offered, and the area there is unsafe and the houses are sticky. and in general, my grandfather died here, my great-grandfather died. this is only for today, only great-grandfather is a woman, calm down, calm down, and you will be pleased if i come now and demolish your house. well, you don’t even have tools, but the motivation is crazy, because you have me. many children invent various diseases for themselves in order not to go to school. so imagine the girl completely lied. i don't today i will go to school, because there this

woman ate me. so, come on, everybody. well, who came up with this moronic number, you guess. and how will i guess if i have the same hate? that's it, i have an important appeal to the jury. an, we did not plan this. we didn't have much planned for this year. sergeevich i found a job for you and i, we will be partners, where are the webcams an and what does a person manage a crowd knows how to watch. i think konstantin lvovich will want to know what his former employee is doing. and i position myself as in general, sergey sergeevich profit with 45 to 55 divide you 55 years old, agree. just took and got nasty jury member guys, i wanted to help a person

with adaptation sergey sergeevich you are only the third time in rick days. i. i wanted to warn you that here you will not always be given gifts , compliments and admire your creativity. sometimes it will be funny. friends, and our team this season is like candy bear in the north, everyone thinks that we are sweet wafers in chocolate, but in fact we eat penguins. team kvn ross kiss here are some more points next greeting next team kuzbass

city of guryevsk green suitcase ladies and gentlemen, and we believe that the quarterfinals of the higher league of kvn should be approached with a head. therefore, now from my mouth will sound a welcoming speech. today we will be head and shoulders above the rest of the teams, so now meet the team that brought you a whole suitcase of absurd humor that you have for yourself now open dima what makes you think that this head will help us win? yes, i give you a tooth, what the hell called on his head. okay let's

start off. well guys, let's get started. i will tell you about guryevsk, about the city there, we have such a beautiful whole two schools. we have a swimming pool, you know the whole gymnasium, you know? so i wrote it there in the pool again. grandpa, didn't you find a minus? and, because in guryevsk there are no minuses, only pluses. for the beauty of the picture, our team needs a beautiful girl and where can we get her boys you are lucky you plucked. tem can, we'll play someone better, we'll

win an owl here like in a casino. the main thing is to stop in time, but now is clearly not the time. stop, you hear, i think the boys don't like you. ah so then the forbidden reception. i have no claims. what else do teams do to get to the semi-finals invite famous people from their region to you, a famous person from your region no. hello dear friends elena vasilievna and i am your fan. i actually just

wanted to take a picture. are you embarrassed to be photographed? elena vasilyevna help us, please, you, too, from a humorous program , oh guys. i want to upset you. i do it all for serious shit. well, not true, you are very funny. just do what's in your program. okay, come here quickly. here the stone came out, then you, too, come here. here, and the liver refused elena vasilyevna is there anything else? well, let's see.

lena will not come out on these shootings, she went to bed. well, what do we continue? well, for you, konstantin lvovich, for you, sergey zhilin dima cannot drink at kvn. and when we get together like this again. so the guys are reliable on you, like a hedgehog, but good, i got confused and invited the real guryevsky here cossack choir led by ataman kupalovich,

kazakov's river is still flowing . some kind of you

bespontaya taman. yes, because i am not ataman and i can help in this way. well, his consoles, of course, to get all fives for the cheer. now we could call our children to the stage so that they would say some kind of tearful thought, but we do not have children, how it is not. what is dark? you've been preparing for the game for so long. i did not want to distract you, and therefore quietly gave birth. alina, you were also preparing for the game. and i didn't want to distract you. and you quietly

gave birth. in short, i will name my son konstantin lvovich and your daughter valdis pelsh and your son sergey zhilin but for you konstantin lvovich for you sergey zhilin so dima i can't stop drinking. i drink for the future of kvn green. we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games. we have always admired you for believing in yourself and reaching for the stars,

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that in our team someone is not from nyagan. here you go . michael you are the only one i can trust. what do you think, which of these two is not from nyagan no, he is the leader. i was rehearsing it, you took someone not from nyagan tolya, the benchmark must be black. you still say mermaid must be white. so everything michael get out, whether it's disrespectful. hello city of a million people

let's talk about other news out of great britain was prince charles and became king charles poor charles did not become king. let's be more serious in the hall , the governor is sitting, ogo and the mayor of ogo alexander vasilyevich ogo and baldi with pelsh oh-ho-ho. it's guess the tune. and this is the field of miracles and we have to defeat the deuce. yes, that's all friends, i'm wildly sorry, this will not happen again. why did you say it out loud? now

it won't come true. who drew? morons piece dima what is it? yes, 10 kg luggage on the plane. my form didn't fit. you were always in a sweater, what you didn’t draw him, i don’t freak out. moreover, i have an official visit to alexander vasilyevich, and i am going to meet you. alexander vasilyevich, instead of you, kvn was led by dima. can i play the next game? i have a real leather suit. want to try it like this? you're late next game is

vadim galygin already gone? have n't you watched ernst fantastic's new show? what short show? guys, you understand that we are obliged to take first place, tolya, do not worry. i 'll show this number now, everyone here will gasp early.

you will borrow money at interest in a week twice i will borrow more. it smacks of cheating, no i really borrow. arthur how stupid are you? i'm glad i found a replacement for you. now she is an actor of our team, and you are not embarrassed that the actors of our flea team are our secret with you. and this is how you always work in life, you try to work out of your skin, you climb out, and in your place they take some beautiful bitch. guys, you

understand that we are obliged to take at least second place. and how do we do it? he said such idiots as i still need to look for. calm down , it's him to me. so why did you call them? just today such a lamiheeva sits on the jury and approach her. i don’t have enough courage alone, but i have seven quite in front of you and i want to invite you to dance

, can i? thank you alla i like dancing with you so much, but they don't. why did i dare to approach? it just seemed to me that at one of the games you tried to woo me. wow look. i still have this burger. finish

we end few people know that in translation from ancient nyagan, nyagan is translated as a semi-final. whereas, and we 'll come up with this at the semi-finals. well, that's how we love me. the following greeting is presented to your attention by a

team called a table, the city of chulym, novosibirsk region, we are watching. well, moscow is a city of traffic jams? meet, chulym city probe. on the way to the villages, varvara had to find money to hire in moscow later.

we'll call the deaf and dumb all go away. hello you go. you fell into a manhole along the central street of the chulym , but it’s better there. do not spoil the impression of the chulym, by the way, we will soon have city day, and we want to call valdis, pelsha, to lead. oh well, not that, please, no what are you saying? don't interfere. i'm olddis on the lips, i read pash and you don't notice anything.

made nails. no, eyebrows. no, it's dyed. i mean what happened? and you said this case does not attract women so stop it, that is, nothing better than the quarterfinals. you didn't cook, you can't cook. order delivery. hello hello my golden. hi nursultan are you not here? yes, it's nowhere. first introduced himself oh sorry forgot i thank god my name is like a dream like it's just really easier to

remember. okay guys, imagine yesterday here i saw such an advertisement at the bus stop, muscovites. tell me where to buy these your electric buses. these are electric buses. and yes, i think someone went into the stall and went somewhere. okay, it's better to change the level, i'll show you funny ones. yes? are you going to start here? so imagine in the case of an intercom. throwing off found. i love you accident on happiness stronger day by day darling. well, you still got me out of here. so imagine snow white after sex with the dwarves, everything is like that. it's a trifle, but it's nice. get away, he's such

an advertisement for juice, and we, okay, another prison for me. my darling, darling. so imagine joe biden. i decided to watch the cartoon shrek still sitting like that. that's enough, get out of here. okay as long as i'm here. oh, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, you won't get bored with the stage table. we stood healed, we need something about me. we start slowly, start more, go pick up. well, we try.

chulym dentistry, well, here you will say it. this is where the filling fell out. keep this normal, don't sneeze like that anymore. in response to the sanctions, the vologda furniture factory leaves sweden with a scandal. when you have guests will they come?

stop at the usual chulym discos, look, the city has arrived. to the village and what is this type of telecom you have ? hear city people. and how did you find us, and what are you looking for, either in a club at a disco, or in a club at the elections, or in a club at an exhibition. in short, we are not for you at all. we have

come to masha. actually, all questions about mashka are resolved through me, because we are with her, and how it was motive let her answer that the mask let's go with us to the city cafe, we eat there from you can lick the souls of rubles for 500 m for 500 . ah so then give back all the rings i gave you. oh, not because the hand from the bathroom is also a place for ourselves, dear. i 'll get you back anyway pashka or maybe it's better to go to my tv and leave. such why does an ordinary chulym kid have to choose, either personal life, or get on tv from how many meters they throw?

friends, and in the end, dear alexander vasilyevich, it seems we have understood, why are you playing our game? you just know that chulyms they never come empty-handed, so we have a gift for you straight from the border. by the way , what is rare? do you take it out? here alexander vasilyevich is for you now you can rely on us at any time, because you will always have your own table. yes, cool, if there are still pickled cucumbers inside, what are you talking about? don't interfere. i am alexander vasilyevich by lips, reading the teams quen table, chulym city thank you

this magical place is one of the most mysterious in our vast country. here they build without a single nails and ships and churches. in karelia, my friends usually imagine a shaman with a tambourine, whose feathers stick out of his head, why are you such an ordinary madness, is it internal? why, outwardly, i don’t think so that entourage influences something, so that it would take one and a half to two years to build such a school in time. here, yes, one ship. well, it's handmade. i'll add the cultan frog for now. wow, what a ligustic dish. i

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what have you prepared? well, in general, in short, like that in general, like that beautiful. by the way, where is your brother late again, because all night watching his turkish militants, yes, the red heat with arnold schwarzenegger stand hooligans. soviet persons i came to find the criminal to do one two three times, two, three, it's you, what is your evidence, at least someone speaks normally. listen to sing. why can't you just be an ordinary person for once? take an example from your brother, like gemini and so different. okay, you want me to be just a liver? let me just sing. what problems here you are, now i'm just, what's really just well, yes, continue

friends on stage ivanovna what happened, it seems that i was bitten by a radioactive spider. now i see, without glasses is better than with glasses. valdis, your clock is behind you and it seems to me that i can do anything. spiderman with great power comes great responsibility, so i have to hide my face. got that spider man. go away from here. no problem. oh well, we'll manage on our own, but i went

to non-contact sex courses. friends our task today is to pass, as far as possible, if there is such an opportunity? sorry farce. our task today is to pass, as far as possible, if there is such an opportunity, we would like a boy. what is your name? sasha sasha how will it end come to me? and we are finished. woman, can you tell me what's going on here, actually, it's a medical secret. sasha they have pediculosis, huh? i knew it. and what are these lice, play with them? well, how is this same my team. congratulations. you passed the embroidered check. we return the loop. i will speak for him. in

the sense of hello, the security service of sberbank in short, i have good and bad news for you. i thought decided that you can return to the team, but good. talk , you shoot, how many 457 years are left for you. ofiget well, it's still better than a life sentence. in short, he will not come out, let's go from here, i'll try, brother. i 'll get you out of here. what would it cost me. you,

apparently, do not understand here, do not get close, not on the ground, not in the air, not under the ground, this is not prison. this is a fortress more abruptly than malcatraz or quarters. we are so that the whole conversation is over. i have a diagram of the prison, following the instructions step right step forward. step forward, you're free. well, since we're all together, we can continue. your work on the machine. let's imagine a table was stolen from the police station. well, let's talk without cameras. tell me every little detail. it wasn't me who thought we'd win. where

the boss is a little cold hands, shut up we spent in your house, obninsk shut up we spent. this isn't the table you're looking for hidden in plain sight.

001 you came up with a great game, but we're having a hard time. you must talk to him like father and son well. everyone is waiting. alexander vasilyevich the most influential person showed respect respect, i understood. i think i found a person who was trying to sit you

down. i have a record we start. well, i'm pretty sure it's the oven. petya well, you can't play around all the time. we have to show that we are a serious team. yes, i'm willing to swear that we will never be a serious team. i solemnly swear never to joke about import substitution elections and other fictitious things. phew i already thought the bible that's right. it's a bible in comics. if i ever go to give gifts, the jury, promise that you will cut off my hand and give it to mikheeva. well, why should she, well, any girl needs a strong man's hand again.

well, why are you like this? yes, because in fact , it doesn’t matter to us, we will pass. are we in the next stage or not. it is important for us in this race not to lose its face to be yourself. and stay a family. well , you see, when you are not in character, you can say serious things. i mean, not in the image, i'm actually elastic. but with such hands , the semi-finals with hands will tear us off ivan ivanov plekhanov russian university of economics, six teams compete today, watch the sixth greeting. dr. house mogilev belarus

from belarus belarus september more and more russia assembled their laptop, to be honest, more i wonder what they dismantled for this. at least not the bell tower. and what else is new in belarus sash everything new in belarus is good, painted soviet let's better what is there in moscow but i liked the russian cola. and here it is with the pulp. good hearty

. have n't you heard they raised gas prices, of course, you heard right from here. what kind of kvn is in the house? look, the father returned to the family. hello alexander vasilyevich yes, i do, of course, it's nice that it was on our game that they decided not to save on the host. well, then you have to try. let's let's think about how muscovites will like it. well, whatever they like. you need to know what they don't like. here they spent the summer in moscow, but simply than dissatisfied muscovites. and what bothers you? it confuses me that muscovites are still dissatisfied with something. therefore, we decided to give you this wonderful

picture, which is called snickering, as a gift. but as they say, in kvn we look to recognize ourselves. well, why are you pestering people in mogilev, they also recently conducted a survey. what is the question of who voted? it's not at all clear. pasha with such jokes we will be today hard. today, all teams want to go to the semi-finals. ok. let's, how the work of the new ferris wheel in moscow is short and funny, let's start. the shoe factory finally got a

second boot of the same kind. the administration of the president of the united states came to biden to ask for leave for a gay pride parade. what's right all at once, and why didn't they call me? in the apartment, dear, i found someone's hair on the pillow in our bedroom. what hair. this hair is expensive. this hair. this is in the subway clung. konstantin lvovich ern to put on dmitry nagiev inventory number breadwinner breadwinner of what

dear bone is not a nightmare but no offense, and alexander lukashenko also learned that nursultan was again renamed astana no well, minsk was not going to minsk like that. friends, well, kvn kvnom, well, take this opportunity. i would like to ask konstantin lvovich and what about the film from space? pasha, let's go according to the script, even though you

put all fives. okay 1/4. of course you can put the jambs. well, what kind of shoals? yes, seats, huh? here you goof, sergei, he generally came out. yes, there is something for it. we are ready to accept for honesty, but let's not there was a collapse, we ourselves will decide who will put this four. but now everyone will rush, as usual, they will overdo it. so let's all choose. or maybe he wants to set it up himself, the fraternal belarusian people. well, let him put the curvature. what a crooked person. the first time the jury, where did he get his opinion 1.000. also, well, something

doesn't work. yes, we shouldn't be allowed to choose, of course. alright enough. okay, put your fives. and we will continue to adjust to the number. in september, a new version of iphone 14 is released, which in russia is not sold, but bought. therefore, the presentation will be informal. yes, that means my name is tyoma kukish. we are in the seventy-eighth pavilion of pink salmon. sanctions imposed on russia yes, but not on your show-off. well, that means we're getting started.

gray presentation of iphone 14 huh? uh-huh valera, press the spacebar means for the price yes for the price. well, everything is here, just say, how much do you have, what did you count on, if there is not enough money, in principle, we can wind up the iphone and on android, right? there's only a problem with the antenna, when that's it. and lastly yes beware of breeding, they are now around, well, so that you understand all the time on the screen was the 13th model. and well, with a telephone. everything if someone is interested, jacket, i'm waiting on a cardboard box, see you. everyone will have joke friends, but one of the functions of kvn is a

reflection of society. so a person can endlessly look at three things, how fire burns, how water flows, and that you can steal an office evening. there, in short, the monitor is without a system unit, nobody needs it, maybe it. and the systems, where is the system manager? i cut yesterday. so you can not take anything today? in the sense of not taking it, the wife will drag something from work. but not me. what is the head of the family after that. it will not work, they hung a camera there, so maybe a camera. she is one more against her. i didn’t understand, it’s that the rotten desk is not to trust us. it's a shame, well, there, the disk with fifo will pull. wow, noticed right away. what are you, what are you lit now the fire detector will work? how does it work without a battery? what are you? nikolaevich i don't understand you at all, you have a good salary, a good job.

you are our boss. and i'm a security guard. why you drag everything will work? young? you valentinovich remember for now that stealing from work is the confidence of tomorrow. tomorrow i will come. tomorrow is a day off. i know. guys, i was thinking, do you remember how belarus did not give 12 points to russia at eurovision. yes, yes, they were offended and condemned. and how stepanenko divorced petrosyan. and how did they let dirty oil through the belarusian pipe, right? what were the problems before? we are what nothing

unites people like a common problem. so gather ahead two more contests. thanks dear friends as usual, five points, and i ask you to show

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but only relatives know about it. the thirst for self-expression does not give you peace, and friends say that a big stage is crying for you, fill out the application and participate in the international competition of authors and who knows, perhaps your song will be appreciated by the best producers, and your favorite idols will be performed by the author on stage. this is your debut. friends. mine move on to the next competition, the biathlon competition, which is in the quarterfinals. we decided to slightly complicate the first three laps from the teams will require the usual jokes, but for those who remain, short songs will begin. so the jokes. andrei decided to drink only on important

holidays, but oh, this church calendar. mowgli was drunk, so there were shameful wolves around him. chulymets konstantin beckham is very proud of the fact that he has a name like ernst. the next team of a match of six children enters the maternity hospital with the phrase hello to me, as usual. beyond the belarusian version of the fast and the furious films, the intrigue is mad until the end, it is not clear whether the main character will pass the technical inspection . having crossed a domestic goose with a goose, the father does not know what to do with an aggressive and

drunken animal. this was the first circle to impress members. green suitcase and a table for another shot girls are girls forty-year-old galina smiled in court, because the judge gave her from 17 to 19 years. the next cross-eyed went, wherever his eyes look and tore. break while you rest. the stripper realized that the club was elite when she found a crystal owl in a thong?

a high-quality strong veil the powerful hands of the girls who carried it saved igor, who accidentally fell out of the window further, the conceited saleswoman made the window in the stall so low that everyone crawled on their knees in front of her. what are you whispering there? sound out this is a prayer now. confused named hiccup goes to fedot from fedot to yakov from yakov to everyone

they give the opportunity therefore, she could not say for sure whether she was cheating on him or not. friendship won, both leave. holding hands, i said. so, well, now it has become more spacious for us to ask for further carapules. the

cloakroom attendant sat down to dine and soiled his pants with borscht so as not to waste napkins. he wiped it with someone else's cloak. more grandpas with cash meet ladies. but they don't always succeed. dr. house leather interior xenon headlights wide tires on alloy wheels what ok, all the same quietly froze everything until dawn restaurants sports bars, cinema only wanders along the street of light would not break down would have slept for a long time.

good good. she wanted a groom, so she ate him. sing some more. tomorrow everyone will be 22 at about 7:42. in short, i'll be late. i'll be somewhere at 9. northerners and dew on a shot and fire and water i set up the shower back and forth. they say you're not lucky if you put marmalade in your mouth, it won't chew it. so that we do not understand, let's do it one

more time. i'm from a very secret society no names. only patronymic. we yesterday with vasily lvov than they took to themselves. so i ask for dzhigan to us in the morning, we started a wiretap and heard only his cuckoo whistling. even on the last shot, and then we will understand who will take 0.8 points. let's go, nothing in the world is easier than to solve secrets with friends. my friend and i resolve any issue

simply by closing my mouth and not interfering. it's hell strikes a cow with lightning. as alexander vasilyevich said these 08? thank you 09 points and one point please let's go. let's put belarusian jokes in the middle. or don't expect anything good from these blue ones. there is also a saying, i composed listening to a stutterer. praskovya from the moscow region then. okay.

the bull that escaped from the corral learned how to parkour the village. let the third one not come out, come on. a homeless person draws in the hallways, he really wants to and does not care. i want to keep the intrigue. a woman i cheat a woman i cheat there are situations. there, the guys left some leaflets looked. come pick up the guys. alexander

vasilievich interrupt the match for a clear advantage of dr. house thank you thank you well, the sum of points for two contests i ask for a table is 4.9 points, green, suitcase, 5 points exactly ivan ivanov five points exactly dew 5.2 points northerners 5.9 points doctor house six points, rivne so friends, here we actually approached the final musical number, but uh, what an idea visited me and my

colleagues i suspect that not every team will be able to stay solely on music and vocals, and therefore we allowed, if necessary, and the musical number turns into something that looks like a small musical homework, we do what we want, in other words, so the musical number has its own interpretation green suitcase. recently, russian resorts have been advertised a lot, so we present to your attention an advertisement for the most important russian dacha resort. in the evening i return from the barrel.

where is surrender? i could have had one luck, until i drove the entire suspension ran. let's not get stuck in the nineties now. cottage second floor, soon completed. uh, well pull up under the hello ya dog this is the place to say hello so. the first rule of the dacha came to unload and bring in now a snack. cool, the main thing at the dacha is that everything is funny, we watched from home, we hear loud laughter, fuck, and on herman and mankina fangirls

were you gloves cap with flashlight mother, goodbye, former jeans current shorts, forgot under the belt. rope passed it all gypsy's shirt captain's cap veteran's budget everyone here rests not like a child, just look back. understood, understood. understood. too bad it's only once a year. everyone is having fun, everyone is having fun. only now the owner of the dacha spoils the mood, eh. didn't close the gate. now we are safe. where

i only looked for her everywhere. yes, not like polina we just have to wait a bit to sleep. in the bathhouse , just a bathhouse, a bathhouse for bathhouses is always a sport. you know, petrovich is not tastier with me. dofiga father is not strong. yes, we will disperse now, but don’t call the district police officer, please.

then this garbage was in the kit went on foot to the house. you go out into the street in the morning, silence, and somewhere in the distance you can only hear. without you well and you know the console while we sang this

song. we realized that a dacha is a resort that does not need advertising at all in any dacha to have a good rest, if only not on your own commands. green water kvn team green suitcase thanks the governor of kuzbass sergey evgenievich tsivilev, as well as the head of the guryev municipal district stanislav aleksandrovich cherdantsev, the kvn team thanks the individual entrepreneur edemskoe in the person of producer alexander edemskaya for the development of the support of each member of the team kvn team ivan ivanov plekhanov reo thanks for the support

we continue ivan ivanov team music competition please our team wants to show a serious musical number, so at night we watched a lot of soviet films, while i watched the mortal kombat movie no we will sing soviet films with soviet songs, no we will show mortal kombat soviet films soviet songs mortal kombat soviet films with soviet songs with mortal kombat soviet songs. well, somehow you will show the guitar to me. it starts again and there is only one winner left. you with

rivals' feet won't knock me down. i give you fatalities again , fatalities, more fatalities. well, at the end of the cruel scorpions, who is ready to go to mortal kombat all free? well, how do you plan to win well, but it's better to practice. i know a lot of combinations at the tournament, it would seem to all of us what dust and fluff are. up we have to prepare everything for the new one, who is for the new one, who

goes to the sea? kano, kanochka, you are about to die. very nice. very nice. very nice. budula is back, where do you stop? actually, we based on soviet comedies do. i see we studied with the

same master, but i took additional courses. come on, i'm dying, keep the gun, of course. in fact, we are a serious adequate team.

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everything with you was the kvn team table. thanks e. i mean wait. what do you mean everything? guys, you understand that teams don't just leave. you understand that teams don't just leave. you understand that the team does not just leave. you understand that teams don't just leave. do you understand that you need to sing some song was something like that? yes, no, it was to show some number more. well, that's it, then, go get ready for the sea, let your friends play, but for now the guys are getting

ready. we will play fish. imagine that my hand is a fish. and when she rises. you catch it with cotton, let's go. op, alright golden my hop, get ready assholes. now two fish will op deceived one and here we are to spawn. come on, come on, come on, come on. on the streets of the city you can meet entertaining scams, and she even played musical scams with stockings you repeat after me. three songs of thousands of yours 100 rubles. totally worth it. well, let's first song second nurse just like a cucumber. now we were

sitting in the grass a grasshopper, just like a cucumber wonderful second song, who is blackmail now you are my crash, either i or nobody blackmail is a great song the tv was torn to eat wormwood without stopping to prick and forget about the insane hospital. i gathered at the screens saying my hands grotova eva lava is more cheerful than science before the mystery for the first time i broke all the brains into pieces all the convolutions and climbed out like a ball they prick on the second floor, dear guys, it’s better to check about your favorite lunar tractor, because it’s impossible in a row, who will be scared with saucers, they say

, they fly dumb, but their dogs bark. now you are now you dear transfer you have almost crying on saturday, all the canals of whom the dacha to the tv was torn instead to eat, wash at the well and forget, the whole insane hospital. at the screens i gathered to tell you my hands krasava ebalamut more fun than one now dancing all the posts smashed into parts of the whole replaced by ours kohl kolya there the second, dear editor, cost the whole span of a flight. to the moon, because we can’t hit the camera in a row. their dogs are flying, barking, they say, yes, and we are

a subclass. well you what have i done? well, the dog ate the number, if the cook does not lie to us, and runs noticeably into the works. we are a toilet. who is not stupid. here you are too and suddenly they will do. so who is this anyway? nothing

friends and in the end, why did we show such a strange set, a chicken fish, a scam, just our musical number, we wanted to ask that at least pobeda start flying to chulym. you see about victory, we dream of a table, chulym thank you for the next version of the music competition, the kvn team northerners of the khanty-mansiysk autonomous okrug ugra i grew up on russian folk tales, the guys

grew up on the street therefore, the only thing they read in their lives is rap. so our version of the fairy tale turnip turnip gangstar turnip yes, yes, yes, i have a napkin on the tv and let the bags. okay, i'll rewrite everything for you e. hello yes, my grandfather still hears, it's great rap cobra why the cops put you in jail, don't worry. turnip, i'll pull you out, damn it, it's not a box of vodka. i can't do it alone. i need a folder. grandmother reception, here sugar on 29 i repeat a free window in the mfc where is the grandmother? here

she is an energetic grandmother, grandmother, i want your grandmother. but when i'm on the bus, then the youth, pliz stand-up. you can't wait my queen. what did he call? estimate a turnip planted, it is necessary to pull it out. well, the two of us can't handle it, just try it yourself. i know who will help us. who are you bug

and what kind of woman is this, and why is she so old? have you watched benjamin button? yes, tell me what is there? where is the cat? yes, he was not in the mood happy, who is a happy cat, but then he became sad. but now we are equal. well, that's it, now we'll definitely manage together, they dropped out of school. who's for the baby? i'm for the baby.

but there was no such thing in a fairy tale. guys, have you ever lived in a real fairy tale. that's it, prokhor, don't interfere, okay, if anything, i'm backstage. and how are we now without a granddaughter? yes, do not care for her, but in a taxi four of us. quiet. the turnip is calling. hello choose sharpened peaks, you need to hurry. there is no need to rush anywhere, mouse, bro, only you were missing none. i'm not you bro i work. under cover.

what are you lying about? don't believe. and so you are a rat mouse. or maybe it's not loaded, let's not risk it? but why did you betray us? yes, because you always considered yourself cool rappers, and i was always considered a nonentity. but he's right, he's always been a jerk. in short, you yourself will never pull out a fish. and i will help you. you, of course, this is kvn and i really love this game, but why is she 60 years old?

i can't go against a man whose teeth are whiter than his name. take your turnip. hooray, that you rejoice, your rap is gone. you are so did not understand anything. this gangsta tale is the main thing here in the bushes.

friends, why did we show this tale turnip to please the children and why gangsta to please constantine the gangster? you are demonstrating the following team dew team, russia yes, because you are ringing and very your shepherd

friends in the musical number there must be music, but it so happened that right before this game some moron told our anya that her laughter is music for souls. in general, the musical composition is already selected number is coming. let's at least do something with it. we are ready to release the children of pregnant women. an interesting fact is that a minute of airtime on channel one costs 2 million rubles. but it 's probably cheaper now. no, you do not think that we are not prepared. you're dying.

dear friends, do not relax. i hasten to please you with this laughter. just came out in an amazing remix and now this track. the midlife crisis in men starts at 12 listening to this track increases on the house of milk. at cows. yes, not all animals survive, but the rest are trying for three, they seriously showed here are the people. well, i think it went great.

after our number, it may seem to someone that we lack musicality. thrash team kvn dew thanks natalya ivanova and chris pliz represented by roman olegovich lozhkin for their support kvn team northerners thanks

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percent hello ha hmm how cool, great, to be honest, we don’t worry about the musical number at all. yes,

islam is a hearty music festival, kivin took, we want to brag. here, yes, what has not changed in mogilev now. it's good to remember that well, you can't. well, keep muzme? come on guys from all seven minutes. they slaughtered a boar, he wo n't gain more. he will no longer call talented was talent. yes kevin i think they got excited. i will give back when the time is right and you earn a kiwi and i will be there. then i will hand it over to you, and this is not my doing. golden you are our

alexander vasilyevich kivin give it back or what? it turns out pelsh passed god took it how? are you generally aware of alexander vasilievich well, taking away from belarusians is contrary to the concept of our friendship countries? do well, how do we get through the semi-finals now? yes, you wait with the semi-finals. let me at least go to zero. well, we don't have much time. okay , let's do it, so that it's both funny and musical . of course, announce it. and where are you going? let's see you will become him victory usa good

evening mogilevskiy with you so, what kind of laughter in the hall, by the way, we are not the legendary liver four, because we are standing in line for this sausage. only we are pasha, why are we parodying the beatles, this is not a parody. you are now a new word, this is nationalization for us. yes, yes, in russia this topic is in full swing. so let's not like in the nineties, everyone is pulling something, and the belarusians are watching everything. beatles well, let's sing the most famous beatles then. here, if you are yes, let's just be relevant. the eu has no friends, and we don't have any more friends. let's not sing it. she hasn't been signed yet

. let's better youtube, which is so clear, the chairs are a cunning karaoke helicopter, here and there it is. let's sing a song about renaming the departed brands, right? let's sing about the goat. and this is that there is no brand, but the word is tempting. okay, let's have something for the people of the usa for now.

well, what does alexander vasilyevich draw on our bird? i mean no? alexander vasilyevich stayed for a minute, this is an emergency situation. so how can we make people laugh quickly? let's look at laptops. guys, guys, how many times they asked me not to eat at the keyboard, whose loaf is mine. i close public services and open a new window. so, what about the laughter in the hall?

will everyone be walking around with them soon? i found what to do, read in an emergency. break the glass with a hammer hammer from the driver. so who rules here? here alexander vasilyevich alexander vasilyevich what luck? excuse me, you won’t have a hammer, well, or something heavy, for example, maybe thank you alexander vasilyevich presidential hammer but what about our kivin, this is not the main thing, but alexander vasilyevich is our most valuable tool?

did we understand everything correctly, alexander vasilyevich, or did we not understand a damn thing, alexandrov, but we just work, understand? well, friends, that was all that the participants in the game are ready to offer us today, and once again it

remains for me to invite them all to this stage. ask. state corporation rosatom has prepared a special prize for the team that won the biathlon competition, humor is an inversion of common sense. so to say , smile of reason so the prize smile of reason from the seedlings goes to the kvn team dr. house well, now friends all the attention to our judges, it is time to hear their opinion in the game, so to speak in words sergey sergeevich zhilin please thank you very much, dear ones, i want to thank you for what i

nailed you. i am the third time. uh, here i am, i'm having an incredible experience, uh, the pleasure is incredible. charge of positive emotions and all the best. what could in general, in principle, only be expected, and i also noted such a thing. here at the beginning of uh, the show at the beginning of the show. somehow i follow carefully, i try to somehow choose something , uh, to mark closer to the end. i understand that i am imbued with everyone. now, i don’t know any such already separate relationships. and i already like almost everything, in general, in principle, you guys are all just great, well done thank you for your time. i've been nailed here three times to the conduct of kvn i am very i liked it, but i realized that the main thing is stability, stability in greeting, stability in biathlon, stability in a music competition. so and i want to congratulate dr. house,

i want to congratulate the northerners. just like they came out, they went through the game. well, separately. separately , vasilievich himself downloaded them to congratulate you on the exit, 1/4 in the semi-finals and the final stability. that's the main thing, congratulations on a great game and on your vision. thank you please hello again, alexander vasilievich wanted to say that i am very fond of you missed you. here, and the northerners of dima, i did not really track the chain of our relations. that is , it turns out that i courted you and left you. and what happened today? in general, i did not understand. so i wanted to thank you for the game, and everyone, because

you are so open energetic well, of course, the northerners dr. house today directly thank you well , newcomer, let's go hello everyone good evening friends. hello and thank you very much for inviting me here so unusually, but cool. today i realized for sure that it’s easier for me to perform, than evaluate, so next time. therefore, if you invite me, i already hint that i can come a second time. thanks guys. congratulations to dr. house uh, you are cool, and to everyone else, well, see you, that we will see each other. thank you all.