a crystal heart and certainly not one bather would not refuse a gift from kamila valieva. i propose to the winner, that is, the person who gets it, to ride with me and the leg of the rink. i'm shocked. i am very glad, because for me it was completely unexpected. i didn't even realize at first that i had it. i planned to go to moscow in the winter and apparently, uh, just nothing pleasant with useful things and look at the city and go skating, by the way, all the places for the draw sold out in just 7.5 minutes, and all 5,000 tickets for the championship itself they sold out in a day and a half, however, the most favorable angles, slow-motion replays and comments from the presenters are waiting for you on the air of the first channel olga pautova alexey labushkina bakule on alexandra novichev channel one, st. petersburg. so , a unique tournament with the participation of the country's strongest skaters, the russian jumping championship will be shown by the first broadcast channel of st. petersburg, watch tomorrow at 15:15 and at 23:45. well, at this moment,

the famous marinka returned to the stage as a music lover . opera atella, a real shakespearean play. greetings from the work of the italian classic giordi, which allows artists to fully reveal their vocal abilities. at the heart of the production of the ninety-sixth year, which the public met with delight, and here is the long-awaited premiere of star cast. i always come here to the mariinsky theater with such trepidation, because everything that valery besolovich gergiev does is always very interesting and very reverent, especially the otella, especially the new performance, which has not been shown for many years on this stage. and of course i want to get together, i want to sound, and the amazing composition of the amazing world-class world-class and sulimsky and sugomonyan and valery besalovich at the console and

orchestra of the mariinsky theater. and more news from st. petersburg, one of the visiting cards of the city, palace square this weekend turned into a huge auditorium with the onset of darkness on the facade of the main headquarters. comes to life three-dimensional paintings a combination of art technology and our great history of multimedia performance dedicated to on the 350th anniversary of peter i, the emperor, the commander, the founder of the navy, a man who largely determined the fate of the state to match the scale of his personality, the scope of the creative imagination of video artists alexei korepanov became a witness. i love your strict, slender appearance, the history of the petrine era in events and details, the facade of the main headquarters, like a picturesque canvas, on it peter i is so familiar and unknown at the same time. so the ladies of the court whisper that the tsar, they say, carpentry himself, learned about them corn, light

the projections take the viewer to the petrovsky shipyards , one by one, battleships descend and frigates will clog. about fifty spotlights create a three-dimensional image of the great sea for another moment. and now in front of you are the front halls of the palaces, so that the virtual turned out to be a real work, a whole team of specialists in the hands of modern artists has a huge space facade 230 m long, 25 high and every centimeter is used, it is either destroyed or reassembled and it seems that if these technologies were available 300 years ago, in russia, peter i would have brought them, instead of dark windows, bright patches of fabric. after all , emperor peter ordered the dress to be sewn in the manner of a hungarian support to debrit 36 ​​years on the throne. and

how much reformation near the wind along the palace scattered sheets of royal decrees to create a school and academy of curiosities, the senate instead of the church civil font. this light show is a gift for the founding of the hermitage, a bright spot of the whole year dedicated to the 350th anniversary of the emperors. an example of how the museum festival turns into a city and this is what the museum gives even to those who do not go to the hermitage and do not want to go to the organization. this is bright for the city. it's very bright. and this is, well, almost exactly what needs to be done on palace square. i think that peter would be pleased, of course, the audience liked it too. it's very beautiful on a large scale. yes, i liked this very much, interesting,

the story about our city. how it all began, the ships are such a retrospective and informative, interesting and personally the picture itself is music. well, in general, our city is already a decoration for the word of peter's victories, traditions and new year's eve everything, it's like a textbook of history, fusion of classics and modern music. the design was specially created for projects, and palace square, it sounds especially this is the space that allows the sound to fly up and just the symphony orchestra here sounds the brightest, and it fits the sound of the architecture of st. headquarters are professionals, then on the building of the guards corps beginner artists draw finalists contest country of light, 10 videos from 10 regions. the whole palette of the vast country of the domes of moscow churches, dymkovo, toy flashes of northern lights, and steel rolling shops of chelyabinsk factories, the

audience will have the opportunity to vote for the best work. it will be possible to immerse yourself in the era of peter the great tomorrow, when the lights go out again in the windows of the hermitage and the creative area is filled with bright colors. alexey kripanov andrey vetrov vladimir smirnov sidorova and kirill loginov channel one, st. petersburg. and that's all for now we're watching development of events, and right now on channel one the club of cheerful and resourceful moscow mayor's cup partner igor kvn tinkoff bank tinkoff is the only one

in 1997, that is, exactly a quarter of a century ago , the moscow mayor's cup was played for the first time and a year before that, the club of cheerful and resourceful for the first time mass celebrated my birthday with a game. last years. these two events coincide, this year was no exception, therefore, first of all, happy birthday to you friends, happy birthday kvn

a lot of different teams. basically. these were well-known eminent teams. but today we invited only young teams to experiment, so, probably, the phrase we start kvn will sound special today. so today , teams that viewers have never seen will meet at the moscow mayor's cup, the best of these teams will become the first participants in the next television season the highest league of kvn the first ticket together with the cup. the winning team will receive the mayor of moscow. but who will join it will be decided by the jury. with pleasure i represent those who are entrusted with this fate we meet the deputy mayor of moscow in the moscow government, the head of the department

of transport and the development of road infrastructure in the city of moscow, maxim lyuksutov. yury aksyuta, chief producer of the directorate of music and entertainment broadcasting of the first channel, singer, vocal teacher lusya chebotina, conductor, composer, people's artist of russia sergey sergeevich zhilin, and finally, my colleague, tv presenter, director, producer valdis pelsh dear friends, i am also a member of the jury today and very soon will go to catch up with their colleagues, but today, on behalf of alexander vasilyevich, i would like to be a little presenter, and dear friends, as a

person who once played in kvn and as a person who has been working on television for quite a long time. i know that the fun and resourceful club was conceived as a television show, but for many many years, it has not existed for television. rather, television exists for him to popularize the game that is loved and believed in and lived by millions of young and not very young people. and so, there, among this huge number of cheerful and talented citizens of our country, the same kvn is born, which then goes on television. and today we invite you to watch the process of this birth of all the magnificent wonderful game. once again, happy holidays. thank you. as you know, it is easiest for friends to assess the potential of the team by the main kvn competition greeting, this is the

only competition that will be presented today at our game, although the team will be so many that right to call. this is not a game, but a festival. a. well, let's get started. ah. the first one will perform. uh, on this stage, the team will enter the fight for the moscow mayor's cup, which today even the walls will

help , because it represents the capital . maxim sutov o maksim graduated from our university. do you have any marketing notes left? afanasyev strongly brings down max yes, i understood and on purpose for the mayor's cup, i called your teacher. oh, i remember maxim forever for couples. i was late talking, traffic jams. it's not my fault, but now it's my fault. what kind of nonsense? let's show the number. how

the police talk to visitors on the subway, but no one knows what they are really talking about. i just love your signature greeting. you're talking about it, yes, let's go everyone bye. guys, but i think you showed some kind of nonsense. and you forgot that i put together a team of boys. i'll pull you out of this swamp, khrustaleva pulled out and i'll pull you out

guys. well, what nonsense, what are you showing? eat respected people. this is a very powerful game exactly the game woke up. where were you again at kvn this time? yes, what’s going on stepan, no kvn exists, it’s all your fantasy, in the sense that the main alexander vasilyevich maslyakov does not exist there, stepan alexander vasilyevich maslyakov is a talent engineer of communications, but san sanych and his son continue his father’s work and now director of amip. alexander maslyakov and this is how friends always invent an ideal world for themselves, and he turns out to be an illusion, so live the real

guard. he again speaks morality to the wall. for the moscow mayor's cup, we are inspired by the success of russian athletes, olympic champion evgeny rylov, on the eve of his olympics, received a serious injury, cured it and won the gymnast. nikita nagorny on the eve of the olympics. he also received a serious injury and won gold. and so you understand how much we want to win the mayor's cup yesterday died. this is a pure truth. you see , especially for the mayor's cup, we learned to resurrect

people, imagine what we out of the league can do. we thank the government of moscow for their help in organizing kvn games. the next team that will enter this stage has started playing kvn quite recently, but has already managed to become a finalist of the first league and semi-finalists of the premier league. so meet the city of beautiful girls salavat republic, bashkortostan and the opening song. we will sing in the bashkir language, but for those who for some reason do not know it, there will be subtitles for the team of milk of water, always

together quince na-na-na-na-na-na-na. we are all ours gifts for the cup my mother of moscow but hello girls. it's great that two holidays coincided - the mayor's cup and the birthday of kvn yes, but in bashkiria such holidays as shrovetide and eid al-adha can coincide. and what are we going to do now? what to do to cut pancakes? hello girls. and why are you so happy, and i found myself a man in moscow. oh show me. oh, this is sobyanin well, yes, he

takes on any problematic objects. by the way, i recognized you, you are this peter griffin from the cartoon. and i didn’t understand, since when is a dog in our team from the barboskins talking? girls, can you do something more serious? we actually represent the words to hell city of beautiful girls. well, we represent and you imagine crying in number, and moscow strippers can be either very beautiful or very sincere. well, for this money, i would not buy a duster either. and i'm telling you what, and listen, marinka is good, you're a woman in vain divorced you and me. okay, just keep it lyoshka

for textbooks caucasians, they are afraid of only two things to get a silver medal in competitions in fight and find yourself in that situation. killed me now without forces. and you will definitely take me. what were you thinking when you got into the car with such hungry females? listen, do you have the same beautiful friends. maybe you will introduce everything to stop the car. got it. understood and tell your own, each girl felt on herself, the gaze of a man on the bus and was afraid that he would come out with her at the bus stop. and so imagine it did happen.

man are you still here? yes. at least you work. well, okay, sleep for you tomorrow at work. and you don't even ask who am i man? i am 30. i don't have time for this nonsense. go to sleep. zhri,

we have been playing in kvn for quite a long time and during this time we have gained tremendous experience, acting skills. say, take us the tower and that's it, and the arguments. we don't have time for this nonsense, salavat is a city of beautiful girls. thank you our next contenders for the premier league have been playing in kvn for about 10 years, and this year they managed to win the grand prix of the annual taurida cup, which allowed them to finally make their debut on the air channel one. meet the team of blagoveshchensk

good evening on the stage of blagoveshchensk, we live on the border with the chinese city of hain and 30 years ago our cities looked like this. today our cities look like this. and in general, it seems to us that heihe was built only so that if all of a sudden we check the path, we would have something to show him. meet the minister for the development of the far east taiwan is ours. so wait, can someone explain to me why the chinese are developing the russian far east so much for themselves. by the way guys estimate, this garbage on the arbat is 500 rubles. costs. and how many do you have? yes, not how much? this is lego shavings, we just throw it away. well,

my wide-eyed russia china let's get closer. and a lot of celebrities live in moscow. you can meet anyone on the street. imagine a girl at the same time met dima bilan, sergey lazarev and mitya fomin like this, and where are you three going? fast forward to blagoveshchensk imagine the mayor invited liana to the city day to sing a duet with her. bekoza harmki

not in short, i can’t, but now in the old russian tradition, representatives of the administration should sleep with a guest star. there is no such eccentric, well, it was worth a try salute gave. on the board of directors of the store, like itself, dear colleagues we have decided we are closing. i got it, we're closing closing no, this time we're closed

closed. everyone, go home. yeah, whoever believed fired you are now the senior manager of the native in the open open. september the presentation of the new iphone was held, but it was not shown in russia. and the way we live on the border. with china we have this presentation took place. good evening. my name is mao jobs and i would like to present to your attention the new iphone 14 pro max galaxy se, we have taken into account all your previous wishes. that is why the new iphone has two charging connectors, one for iphone and the other for android, if you look closely inside, you can see the complex mechanism of the iphone here you see everything ingenious is just in my hands i have the

only iphone 14 pro max galaxy se in the world and what do you say, do you want the same for yourself. i have the second only iphone 14 pro max in the world galaxy se think it's time to turn it on. thank you and in the end, friends, not so long ago, vladimir vladimirovich putin instructed the government of the russian federation to increase the population of our country to 160 million people by 2024. well, what are we going to do? well, you have to think. what to think? this is where our presentation ends. thank you while preparing, the next

team would like to inform you that registration for our traditional winter festival has already begun, which, as usual, will be held in sochi from january 12 to 23 next year. all information on the site kvn.ru i am invited by friends until december 20, have time to bring friends before december 20 and participate in the drawing of 200 million rubles. the more friends, the more chances. the universe of seagulls walked through the slopes of the mountains, we team pavements, containers-bars and hair falls from our feet voice children tenth

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new year, warm and cozy. we drink coffee , chat with friends and win more winners every week, a wonderful time begins to wish. good luck to everyone dreamalion, the national lottery tomorrow on the first. and now he will demonstrate his claims to getting into the major league premier league finalists from siberia are looking for themselves, krasnoyarsk territory. hi all. we are a kvn team looking for ourselves. we represent the krasnoyarsk territory. let's get acquainted. i'm kirill, this is alina, my girlfriend kirill why are you disgracing me all over the country ? how is it like this? well, remember, this is alina my girlfriend. and in general, what is it? alina is a hickey? well, little one, why am i coming out of the bathroom? i don't have you

there. yes? that's how we broke up 2 years ago, my bath bomb has gone crazy, damn it, who is this? former listen, you just got prettier. was he without a leg before? what can you do? no whispering stay with kirill and put aside no, cyril yes, don't let him go on eating. no, the weather whispers, let's go drink beer, oh, then i'll go with you. from here. bye. eh didn't get upset. alina what was it now? at this rate, we will part ways soon. and that's why you're

growing a square. don't worry, now i'll bring her back such a romantic surprise, we'll arrange it, everything will be chiki-farts. well, after chiki-farts you i was worried, not a fig to myself, i was confused. alina is again your ex daniil, he doesn’t even know how to sing it. look, we're jumping the trigger. if there was a sea of ​​beer, this is not zhukov's song at all. okay, let alin stay here, but i have a romantic surprise for you. what is alina sorry? she ate pasta,

pea meatballs soup, well, what did i do if we don’t have a house. vasya's birthday kvn climb from respected people, what do you tell them to ask to the table? mom, how did you run so quickly from krasnoyarsk? you dear guests dear parents, we are starting marriage ceremony. cyril envy. i

found your love for you. come on, don't worry. you too will meet her someday. yes, i actually already met, but we were not destined to be together. let 's just be brave and persistent, you will succeed. really? thanks. i was waiting for you these words ekaterina marry me. why can't vasya marry his mother. you can't do it on your own, you can on someone else's mother. vasya you are a moron. and now i'm not vasya, i'm now your stepfather igor vasya nothing to you igor, nothing to you igor, nothing bothers you. well, you agree, vasya, you will not marry your mother, period . this is not love. why are you so up in the movie? did he take off after this phrase? in which movie, vasya, i haven’t shot him super yet. vasya such

rock-ins will fall behind, and we will finish the raincoat and i'm go infusion-bey . well, this is the team we removed our hand. are looking for. so tnank you. the teams thank the governor of the belgorod region vyacheslav gladkov vladimirovich, as well as the group of companies agro belogorye represented by the chairman of the board of directors vladimir zotov, the general director of the joint-stock company priisk solovyovsky sidorov e. fedorov valentinovich, as well as the ministry of education and science of the amur region, the head of the republic of north ossetia alania was replaced by sergey ivanovich, as well as the rector of the north ossetian state university named after kast

elevanovich. khetagurov agoev alan uruzmagovich and the company uralchem ​​and again on the stage, muscovites , the finalists of this season of the premier league, the team moscow city pedagogical university - these are the mgpu moscow teachers on the stage, by the way. at the jew kvn, alexander vasilyevich and the minister of education signed an agreement under which we will become the owners of the world cup and get into the major league a. maybe they agreed on something else. or maybe you should have read all the clauses in the contract. well let's go, moscow is

not hello okay, let's get acquainted. this is sonya, she is an english teacher. and she also has a boyfriend convict convict. roma well, what a joke. i'm under the table. okay, we've got something to win. we've got a poem that we'll definitely win with. doesn't bother me very much. do not shout at me. i'm actually, you're an orphanage domodedovo class i warned you one more such trick, and we'll call your first teacher. semakov once again pull me from

the light. is there something in this? okay, i agree this is overkill. so we have something else. i want to support the russian national football team. and to unite the fan of all clubs. i came up with a new form of attention, on the screen here and spartak and the urals and rostov-locomotive sits dynamo and of course, upa. be footballers, we believe in you. dial, everyone's asses there. just the roof goes. there are a huge number of concert

halls in moscow, and at every comedy concert there is such a seagull woman who is a little funnier than the rest, that you can’t laugh. well, lenok is that she is also lena but this is not my humor, well, something binoculars to me. well , let's not joke lena we definitely won't go to kvn if swan lake laughed.

and every time when sanctions are imposed on russia after 2 days, such a video appears on the internet. fu, this is from a mcdonald, we take it in general and a bucket of everything , everything, you don’t need to give your american dicks to big macs . i don't need too. they do not have the main clown ronald mcdonald's in this magdamas . they have the main clone biden. now, if he is well done well done well then, so now he is close here, and after him carmelita on the second channel, so let's go girls, let's go for remembering. and in the end, perhaps some of you thought that we were somehow strange for teachers, but just

the fact is that since this year, all class teachers have increased their salaries by 5,000 rubles. therefore, excuse the mad grandmas demolish the tower. haha this is a tower. that thank you and now we have, uh, the oldest young team, after all, they started playing back in 2009, the kvn team saw jam, kirovo-chepetsk, kirov region, we meet. for us, in restaurants, in restaurants, volodya, cut down the hurdy-gurdy. for which restaurants, and we have not even won this cup yet. have you already

figured out how you will celebrate it? well volodya volodya this is our soundman cuckoo, man such. if you turn on some nonsense do not pay attention. in general, once already out. hello, on stage, the kvn team saw the city of kirovo-chepets. no need, no need, no need to applaud. we don't live there. and what are you laughing one-eyed? well, that's me for the future. lyokha what are you swearing at us? we are normal people , the fact of the matter is that you are not people. you just look like them, on the other hand, what we wanted a person to watch instead of tv in a puddle of gasoline all his childhood. yes, normal films are shown there still does not see the difference. you see everything, and we will continue cup of the mayor of moscow we came to yes a normal mayor sobyanin. and not because of the meeting.

adults, and ankle ben flew mumiyo tears of the mountains, remember chip and dale watched a nut, probably they wanted yes, everyone wanted a nut. everyone wanted and you took and wound the cup of the mayor of moscow, could we have a pantomime, maybe pneumonia, maybe pneumonia was simply baptized. so here you are, when you talk nonsense, it pops into my head every time. here is such a picture. the moscow mayor's cup is

compotes. well, it's impossible to tell us about moscow . come on, we'll tell you about kirovo-chepetsk ilyukha what we recently had an interesting census of the population, maybe the census at the same time and counted. i would take your mouth ilya yes, put it on top of you. yes, unfortunately, that's how it is. all right with you, it's clear. let me turn to the valdis jury. hello. you have been sitting on the kvn jury for a long time and you probably already know everything. tell me how we get into the big leagues but the question is not simple. first you need to come up with an interesting and original concept, then work out the images. well, in general, something like that.

i see, uh, back to my boys. oh, that is, zhen nifiga himself was mistaken. yes, we arrived at kvn, not a word more on stage, kirov-cap. go. you hear bullshit, the end of the speech. why didn't we just go? what are you guys going to do? we have been playing in the same team for 25 years, probably started somewhere else. at the same time, oh. yes, boris nikolaevich velociraptor we are finishing everything, forgive me, lord show friends. we know that young teams play in kvn, but we don’t consider ourselves very old, but let’s agree that if and further in our everyday life, we will use words in everyday life and hello you us, please shoot the squeakers, arquebus muskets. buy,

volodya, the team of the prince saw the crumpled people from kirovo-chepetsk. thanks the next team managed to play in almost all the major leagues of the club, except for the highest for a ticket there. she is now fighting. meet without a grandmother. moscow, that's all for me, and then on the air of kvn and now on the first channel, the club of the cheerful and resourceful, and now on the air of the first channel, the club of the cheerful, she wants them. hello friends on stage journalists, we came to prove that

journalism and kvn are connected not only by phrases at the end of the news, but hello newsbreaks. so now the cup of mary surprise the audience, i can sing. so the whole room will splash my hand. the only problem is that i do not like to bring things to the end. on the stage, maria shakhnovich, people's artist of dagestan, who decided this, the people of dagestan, masha, with

such acting, nothing shines for you. it's all no. i want to brag. i opened my own courses on proper nutrition, my body is a temple, parishioners, come. and these were the main fools by this hour gave numbers on the air. imagine the presenter of the weather forecast for a second, remembered the former a in moscow. cloudy without precipitation , atmospheric pressure is normal, the temperature is 5-6 degrees above zero. imagine a mother came to the

theater school to understand. why was her daughter not accepted there? my mother was an actress, i was an actress. explain to me why my daughter was not an actress woman get out if every time i was driven away i would have never been to south sudan. i give you russian i say. no, if every time i was told, no, i gave up, i would never have a reason to be here, let's smoke a woman. let's so i give you 100 rubles. and you leave here. ha ha ha, if every time i

was given 100 rubles. goodbye. they are mayor sobyanin in all cities, so you have definitely seen such a story on regional television. and let me remind you that a year ago, the mayor of our city promised to support the orphanage, honey, and here it is the long-awaited ball, which the children lacked so much. i note that the mayor took a direct part in this. he personally allocated 10 million rubles for the ball. from the city budget, guys, how do you comment on this? i'm so glad that dal gave me, i actually take away a family where there is no such sword.

as the children have already said? they are so excited about the gift that they are ready to stick a photo of our mayor on the ball and kick it every day, huh? friends, well, in the end, wait a minute, lis i have an appeal. listen to maxim, what's going on? i drive the circle line every day. now you are building another ring. and what are these hints ring? that you and i will go around in circles masha yes, he suits you as a father. good

friends, well, at the end of today, the girls performed in front of you. yes, even a scumbag. and this means that on the stage all the authors of yandex.zen are a kvn team without women, there are no women here, only girls. the teams thank the head of the department of education and science of the city of moscow alexander borisovich e molotkov and the rector of the moscow city pedagogical university igor mikhailovich remarenko and the governor of the krasnoyarsk territory alexander uss viktorovich and cozy cafe of the city of krasnoyarsk atypical dumplings and personally atakishieva elya tver state university represented by acting rector sergei nikolayevich smirnov and llc triton represented by alexei alekseevich kostyuchenkov and

yury frolov for their help and support now tinkoff black not only invites me to fall before december 20, bring your friends before december 20 and by participating in the drawing of 200 million rubles. the more friends, the more chances to win the tinkoff prize, he is the only one. vive, very loose open people, we have one main rule not to interfere with others, how they relate here to the fact that children go to the army and girls, including. to serve in the army for us, this is an honorable prestige, besides, the army gives a lot. people love tel aviv for its frenzy 24/7 so much that they are willing to pay any amount of money. and for this they are ready to work two or three jobs, just to live here. my god, i'm in paradise life of others premiere tomorrow at

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team kvn macintosh tv friends let's introduce. this is seryoga since childhood, seryoga was ahead of his classmates in development, but i managed to stop in time. seryoga have you

prepared anything guys? i watched all the cups of the mayor of moscow and i had absolutely no time left to prepare. well, tell me, where is the treasure map, i won’t say anything about you vile pirate and you yourself want to spit, so tell me that you constantly invent these scenes. you can still play kvn somewhere on the street, otherwise my girlfriend will come to me. no, yes, what's the difference now, i'm blind. hello listen, can we go with the boys in the evening to celebrate kvn's birthday? micnis, to the store everything buy it, and take a walk somewhere until the morning. seryozha

so that you understand, i am not your slave. don't worry, i know i'll turn you off soon. you understand that you can't treat girls like that, it's sexist, yes sexist, but i'm good with girls, because girls. well, it's just a thing. well, i'm at work. really, let's not be stupid. i looked at the jury respected people are sitting. okay who wants to learn how to swim with my brother with me let's be more serious , after all, kvn cup of the mayor of moscow will become moscow

boys, and none of you with my girl stirs up. no, she's really cool. i asked to drop by after work, what i wanted to hand over at work. why do you seryoga he doesn't even consider your opinion. it's true. he didn't ask again for a long time. i changed the layout. our silent woman is your place on yes, where is the kitchen now, a fir-tree-stick, in the wardrobe, or what? choose me. i

'll give you everything, i'll shower you with diamonds. that's what women have done jewelry. once gave jewels every day, and a pickaxe and teach them how to get them. i'm leaving and collect all your gifts bears of yours take your dress. 68 points never learned how to play. i love yes and who do you love more than me or the tv series silly soldiers. of course , i knew you, let's run away, don't marry kolobkov

ira sokolov, everything is mine. we finish friends and in conclusion, and now it is planned to build a new highway from moscow to st. petersburg in a detour. tver, you understand, people are ready to spend billions and demolish the village. just to avoid getting through the door

, the kvn macintosh islam battery team performed for you. thanks to the team that will next take this stage has been playing together for less than a year, but during this time she has already managed to become a finalist in our educational first league, which takes place in perm . meet the kvn teams close to the national team of the belgorod region. and today we have no competitors at all, because all the teams will fight for the moscow mayor's cup and we are for the moscow cup not everything will be as cool,

only a little more modest. here are some questions about music. she's too cool for the moscow mayor's cup and we need something simpler mask injections oh, this fits. wait, where is our sveta oh what is this sveta for the moscow mayor's cup she needs sveta for the moscow mayor's cup well, light, what's the

news? i looked at the dragon's house. and that an ordinary apartment is no longer in size. hey village , actually, this is a series opa, what kind of daenerys is born in two steps? guess who ryan goslin no, mr. creed she doesn't guess on purpose. can we go somewhere in the city? well, what didn't work? in general, svetlana, i invite you on

a date, people even caucasians ran away from me. yes because you scared them with a pig's head. man, what's the interference? man, don't stop us from performing. we have a kvn birthday here. who cooked what? well, i killed a rooster yesterday. well, yes, he has a beautiful head, i decided not to cut it off. so it's good. and once again i remind you that putin is

well done. we didn't say that. so and specifically, who did not say? man yes, do not interfere with us to perform. hello as agreed, come in. sit on the jury valerie, why are you sitting on the jury of unknown people andryukha, well, see for yourself, this is a juris. too solid to do its more popular for the cup for the mother ro moscow therefore, here is anton pylin and his parents now eat lived, they were somewhere grandmother. and to get into the highest league of kvn is a dream bring a

banner here. and came here. what is going on? well , all in our country, such a trend is not all glamorous with beautiful banners. so what do you allow yourself sergeevich here, give a banner. ai me yeah, but closer, come on, well done, there are still too few beautiful people dmitry, you can even come here banner let's be beautiful dear friends, it 's great, of course, that everything is beautiful with us they are covered with banners, but i would like to see

what is depicted on them in reality. recorded. what are you doing here? i have an appeal to the organizers. this is the fifth time i’ve been on the kvn stage and i think that it’s time for me to sit on the jury for a long time , otherwise zhilin’s pancake is there now, grandfather and grandmother, and it will still be sychevo, not a jury, a fairy tale okay, let's finish. team of the

belgorod region thank you the next team plays kvn probably all my adult life in 2014. they won the all-russian junior league, and this year they reached the final, premier league. meet uriken, vladikavkaz and to prepare for the mayor's cup, we spent all our strength. we meet you as such yuriki on the stage of the planet square. it's in moscow repeat after me. ah, let's

go. ah, two days without a price everything today we have the highest goal and this goal is higher. therefore, our team. and we team do not believe. now let's prove it and let's do it all over again. you have not seen such a team before, in other words, fish, thursday, corn, mom. these are too different words. they won't understand that if you

talk straight. we're like marshmallows, and it's still soft it is said that in a nutshell we will start two well, let's start. who is against us today is europe america a strong game? and that means it's time to, uh, surprise, uh, magic tricks, harvest to you it's telling time to relax and have fun, and we begin. sometimes we can accidentally offend a word at school so gabuev who are you talking to there? what kind of handwriting

is this? i tried like a chicken paw. i didn't know you were here again, that chicken. but i didn't mean it. you have very beautiful graceful paws. yes, and the breast is so tender and useful. thulai i am a sheep. friends, loud snoring is not so terrible as intriguing. ok

thank you. exhale. wake up, who are you

when a girl in a company likes a guy, she thinks it's imperceptible. here there is an aquarius someone raid not already. and there are lions, i'm just allergic to cats. what's your cute laugh? do you have dimples? how cute can i touch?

you can't do anything with her. i would like to thank you for this cup. it's at the end of a then a piece of wisdom from the partially wise. when we played as children, we were told. when we grew up

we are told to stop playing, you are already adults. well , it's good that there is a game where you can feel free to play everything from a little. so much thank you. and now you have to catch up with the rectorate of the state university of management represented by the rector of gostroy vladimir vitalyevich and the vice- rector guterpugov artyom, the head of the administration of the urban district of the city of salavat mironov igor, as well as the general director of jsc salavat glass ogureev sergey and the manager of bitumen llc. dontsov dmitry leadership

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for all her matches the whole fairy tale of the championship in the winline application? the finalist of the premier league '22 will now try to take advantage of his chance to get into the premier league next season. all the way, the city of donetsk . can i hand over? hello. come on, i want to pass. hello, sergey dima sobyanin. and here yourself? hi why is baltika beer ignoring even numbers we

start? every guy dreamed of being in this situation. come to the polls. well, finally a normal campaign. well, a miracle happened, this children's rock band was invited to warm up in the leningrad group. and we are also a rock band, it's cool, we are also friends. well, today we just can't tell you about donetsk. wait, well, i'm actually from lugansk. let's tell you about it. let's try. he wrote an explanatory dictionary.

he is known throughout russia, there is a place for him, a song glorifies the entire lugansk region. championship brought us football you do not laugh, this is not a joke. lucas is the capital of football so that we have something to be proud of, but that's only 70 sides. well, do we really have nothing but the distance and the dawn. and about the lugansk battle. it's good that their goalkeeper was not

our vladimir dal so we wouldn't sing about the dictionary. call sing to people about our culture. opposite the house is a museum where vladimir lived, no share lived and decided sit down for your dictionary. how is the post-soviet city love? monuments to lenin around there is still a monument to such a football not feeling with you, but a monument on your arm with a dictionary you don’t have, you can forget about football. and if you count the monuments to dahl? he could overtake us in this regret. and with this score, who would have known, then the championship final ended,

72. can you sing in such a way that people want to come to us? we have lenin street a little further than karl marx gogol, you can walk along these streets vladimir vladimirovich wrote down his dictionary such here are the words there is also a school on these streets and there seems to be nothing like that. but in her youth, 11 tough guys studied with her, and founded the school. cool, we

thought about how to insert it here. as it is, there are no more gifts. come on , whether we win today or not, because in our homeland we have already said that we even won the cup ourselves, so the self-proclaimed winners of the cups spoke before you.

no, lugansk thank you well , the finalists of the premier league 2022 will complete the competition program for today , the team in uniform special opinion, the city of ufa the police service is very difficult and you can’t dance there you can’t not sing, but we don’t give a damn what will happen, then at the moscow world cup everything is possible.

artur maratovich, why don’t you get high, all the bashkirs get high, but for some reason you don’t. i'm a police officer. even now at work , a suspicious debit has occurred from your card. say three numbers on the back of the card. yes, of course, write down three two one, the police of russia went out for you. good evening, dear ones. friends today is a truly historic day, because the jury the deputy mayor of moscow, maxim lyuksyutov, is sitting, for the first time in russia, an official will judge the police, and not vice versa. maxim stanislavovich, you don’t pay attention to tarasov, he is not serious, that he works in the juvenile department. now let's check taras say

300 300. why don't you show up at work at all? artur matovich can't show that. it is impossible for the people to show this to our precinct lga match now. from a simple meet damir ilgamych, a real district policeman or gamych, what's new? the wife is new. and what about the old old ilgamych? at your place in general, there is a goal in life, of course, i want to gain weight. the main thing is that i eat according to the program. nothing helps me. and how do you eat? well in the morning squirrels are squirrels. and here's what's cool. mych you don’t change at all , they say that you quit drinking? who says, well, you yourself, and so i was drunk to prepare gifts for the jury, where are they from rusik who can i get? rusik who are the gifts for the jury, and

why do they look like that? you, as a policeman , should know that all gifts must be up to 3,000 rubles. yes? what is it at all? after the speech of all you can have enough for me to buy a carpet already in the teahouse . maybe we'll start already, ufa are playing? and for starters, each of us at least once in a public place put a bottle of alcohol in a bag so that it was not visible. do you really think that we, the policeman at this moment, think that's how opa look with alcohol. and where did she disappear the magic?

look, the man is smoking. how do they do it? i don't know, we're moving on to celebrate easter, i'm on duty. well, a very stupid precinct gamovich christ has risen on our territory. no you jerusalem let go wanted to be engaged. you can show the meeting at the ministry. you are now a general.

friends today the cup of the mayor of moscow is the birthday of kvn and soon the city of ufa will be 450 years old. and so in honor of this gift there will be no gift. i've found out we are cops nobody likes getting in the way, of course, right? where did you get the scales from? yes, you yourself remember with what surprise people say, estimate me today a normal cop caught the rest is not normal. the mouse is actually kind, here you go home drunk, please come.

we do not interfere with your personal life, help them kill. why are you constantly cursing us? you look at elgamych. what have you done to the person? he, by the way, at the institute of the ministry of internal affairs, a two-meter blond , acted like a cobweb like this to shoot. friends for what we are, to release our speech they said, we got normal cops today.